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Sept. 28, 2021 - Hodgetwins
24:53
Joe Biden Gets His Booster Shot

Joe Biden and the Hodgetwins dissect the President's booster shot, mocking it as staged theater while criticizing his handling of Hunter Biden's laptop and border chaos. The hosts argue federal mandates violate constitutional privacy rights, question vaccine efficacy due to pharmaceutical profits, and claim Democrats ruined the nation through progressive policies. They label California a spreading cancer, advocate gun ownership for self-defense, and conclude by promoting Mike Lindell's products as tools against censorship. [Automatically generated summary]

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Staged Vaccine and Trump 00:14:58
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Hey, I just had this sick.
I got a sick sense of humor.
It kind of came to mind when I started the video while I was breathing.
You know, it'd be funny.
Don't say if you got a sick sense of humor.
No, I ain't gonna say it.
No, go and tell her.
You got everybody on there on the...
You edging everybody.
Go ahead and tell them.
No, I don't say it.
Yeah, I should say.
Because it's not funny.
Because I kind of know what you're thinking.
I don't want you to say it.
It has something to do with Dark Vader.
I had some Dark Vader when I started a little bit.
Could you imagine?
It ain't funny, though.
Could you imagine Dark Vader if he caught COVID?
Man, that's terrible.
Why you say that?
Stupid.
He might have COVID.
Breathing like that.
He either got COVID or he took that damn booster shot.
He definitely took something.
All right, man.
That ain't funny.
Okay.
Let's get serious on this.
Joe Bay is funny in a sick way, you know.
You just got to have a sick sense of humor.
Yeah.
Half the stuff I want to say, I don't even want to say it because y'all would see me differently.
That could be a great commercial for COVID vaccine commercial.
Have Dark Vader in the bed.
Take the booster shot and get the vaccine.
You know what?
I don't think that's far-fetched.
They're doing everything else.
Anyway, that'd be a damn good commercial.
People like...
He's up in the bed on a ventilator.
Luke, you're forced to be with me.
Take the vaccine.
Just come to the dark side.
Come to the dark side.
Oh, you're going to be with Obi-Wan Kenola.
All right.
Hey, Kevin, let's get serious on this.
All right.
Hey, that was a joke.
Come to the dark side if you take the vaccine.
We're not anti-vaccine.
And I've said this a million times.
I'm all about you taking the vaccine.
I'm not going to walk up down my street holding picket signs, telling you not to get it.
It's your body, your choice.
You do what you want.
All we request is you do the same for us because I ain't getting it.
I ain't taking it.
But anyway, Joe Biden, what a jackass.
What's a damn shame they got that man up in Trump's house?
That's Trump's house.
That's Trump's house.
Trump should have his cars parked out in front of that, man.
That's Trump's house, man.
They took it from him.
Well, they actually.
That's Donald Trump's house.
Hey, him and his wife should be in that house.
They got Biden and jail up in there.
Yeah.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
You know, there was a story about his wife?
She was married when she met.
Hey, we ain't talking about that.
Well, it goes to character.
Them some lowdown sons of you know what?
Yeah, two times.
Both of them.
Hey.
Both of them are going to burn in hell for that.
That's what it says at the bottom.
They're going to burn in hell.
Hey, hey, who made you Jesus?
I'm telling you, I'm just spreading.
I'm just spreading the man's word.
That's all I'm doing.
You act like we perfect.
We ain't perfect.
Ain't perfect.
And everybody knows Joe Biden ain't perfect.
His son ain't perfect.
His son is far from perfect.
But anyway, check out Joe.
This, I think it was the other day.
Check him out.
Did you have any side effects for the second shot?
No, I haven't any side effects of first or the second shot.
Oh, hold up.
Bring me back.
Hold up.
What'd that fool say?
Y'all, come on.
This is theater.
Because he's done to get his booster shot, right?
He's getting the booster shot.
So he's already fully vaccinated, but Nate needs the booster.
He got to get your booster.
Right?
So y'all can't tell me this ain't staged.
They asked him, Did you have any side effects from the vaccinations one and two?
He said, Nope.
Didn't have lung.
Matter of fact, I'm here to get the booster.
Like he's going to tell you if he really did get a reaction.
His nuts could have swallowed up the size of coconuts.
He'd have lied about it.
Yeah, it's like this is staged.
What?
No, I ain't getting no side effect.
I'm here.
Matter of fact, I'm here to get my damn boots.
I wonder how many times they rehearse that.
He kept.
No, I didn't get no side effects.
I never even took it.
No, you said it wrong, Joe.
This is a saline shot.
I'm getting.
Oh, I was supposed to say that?
Yeah, you know that fool forgot his lines.
They probably had to shoot that like 50 times.
Listen, man, Joe, if we have to do this one more time, I swear I'm just going to put you down.
All right, keep rolling the video.
Joe, come on, man.
You got five words, man.
She looks crazy.
What are you doing?
She's going to get one.
Not that she's teaching that.
But she's going to get one, yes.
Commissioner Brendan, what do you say about girls' health leaders?
I could like the World Health Organization to say wealthy nations should help more countries without vaccinations to get vaccinated before they can go through your hair.
We are healthy.
We're doing more than every other nation in the world combined.
We're going to have well over a billion 100 million shots, and we're going to continue going.
Big, and we're going to do our best.
There's a whole lot of shots.
Funding to Kovacs, which is the vehicle that does this.
So we have plenty, plenty of opportunities to make sure we get everyone in the world to play our part, the largest part of the world, but getting everyone vaccinated.
How many Americans need to be vaccinated for us to go back to normal?
Like, what is the percentage of total vaccinations that have to be deployed?
Well, I think, look, I think we get the vast majority of just going on in some of the some industries and some schools fixing 97, 98%.
I think we're going awful close.
And but I'm not the scientist.
I think, but one thing for sure: a quarter of the country's gonna go unvaccinated, and let's not continue to have a problem.
That dude says 97, 98%.
Yeah.
Needs to be vaccinated.
We go back to normal.
Hey, y'all remember when we said, hey, we're just going to shut down the economy just to slow down and spread.
What was the term they use?
Flatten the curve?
This dude's getting his damn booster shot, got his mask on.
I'm like, what's the point in the mask?
You even got a booster shot.
Man, I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of him too, man.
He said he ain't no scientist.
I don't even think you should be our president.
Yeah, it's like many parts of the country have already returned to normal.
Did y'all see these college football games over the weekend, like Penn State and down south?
I mean, things can go back to normal.
Yeah.
Government's just not letting us go back to them.
Like, if you look what's going on in Texas, Florida.
Yeah, they're going back to the moment.
They've been normal for months.
Yeah.
You would think, based on liberal logic, they'd be dropping dead out there.
Yeah.
But anyway, I can't believe we came this far with Joe.
He's getting his booster shot.
Do y'all remember this video that was circulating?
Yeah.
About being mandatory.
Man, check this out.
I don't think it should be mandatory.
I wouldn't demand to be mandatory, but I would do everything in my power.
Just like I don't think masks have to be made mandatory nationwide.
Can we mandate vaccines across the country?
No, that's not a role that the federal government, I think, even has the power to make.
We cannot require someone to be vaccinated.
That's just not what we can do.
It is a matter of privacy to know who is or who isn't.
No, definitely not.
You don't want to mandate and try and force anyone to take a vaccine.
We've never done that.
We don't want to be mandating from the federal government to the general population.
It would be unenforceable and not appropriate.
That's the one thing I've ever heard him say that was completely factual.
It goes against the Constitution.
What Dr. Fossey said, that's 100% correct.
What Nance Pelosi said is 100% correct.
It's inappropriate, man.
Yeah, if you believe in the Constitution and being free, you can't make nobody get a vaccine.
And here is Joe Biden mandating all these companies, these employers, have their employees get the jab.
It's unconstitutional.
I mean, do y'all really think, I mean, I just don't trust Joe.
I don't think he actually, I mean, it's my opinion.
I don't think that was the booster shot.
I really don't think.
Many times he's lied on camera.
I mean, I can't trust anything.
He might say he's getting a boost, but I don't, seriously, I don't believe him.
He's just lied way too many times.
Like, he came out and said that that whole laptop of Hunter Biden was Russian disinformation.
Yeah, he said that on live TV during the debate, they asked him a question.
That was Russia disinformation.
That's what he said.
They recently verified that it's irrefutable about his laptop.
You can't refute it.
He actually said that was Russia.
I just don't trust him.
Things he said he didn't know nothing about his son's business.
All that was a lie.
He lied to everybody.
Yeah, I don't trust him.
I don't trust anything I saw.
I just don't trust him.
Like, what else?
I was about to say it.
Lost it.
Oh, he had a Biden moment, huh?
Yeah, a Biden moment.
Like, during his campaign and during the debates, he blamed Trump for all these people dying from COVID.
What has he done differently?
Yeah.
Nothing.
I just, this dude.
The things he's doing differently, it's just causing total chaos, like what's going down at the border.
Yeah, I mean, he's not credible.
Yeah.
I mean, this dude is just, his whole family, they suck.
He's not credible.
I do not believe he was getting a booster shot.
I don't think he got vaccinated.
Like, there was a video of a dude with the same age as him.
Yeah.
You remember he got the vaccine?
Yeah, his legs turned into beets.
His damn legs turned into like carrots, beets.
Look like you could throw his legs in the damn pot of vegetable beef soup.
It was crazy.
And y'all think he's out here getting a vaccine?
I may be totally wrong, but my humble opinion, I think this is all theater.
Yeah.
This dude, look what he did to this dude's legs.
If you're 70 years old, are you really running to get this vaccine?
Yeah.
And then you got the CEO of Fazler coming out saying some crazy stuff.
Oh, man, check out the CEO, the COO or the CEO, one of the CEO, man.
What the hell is wrong with you today?
The CO?
What the hell is that?
Chief operating officer or something.
Ooh, a damn CEO means chief executive officer.
What's the difference?
It's all same shit.
This is just CAD, ain't it?
This is just C-8.
Finally, my Darren and CEO said this week that the pandemic is on course to be over in about a year.
Do you agree with me?
What?
I agree that within the world.
You crazy as hell, that crazy accent.
He's rushing without having vaccinations, basically.
But that's again, that remains to be seen.
The most likely scenario for me, it is that because the virus is spread all over the world, that we will continue seeing new variants that are coming out.
And also, we will have vaccines that they will last at least a year.
And I think the most likely scenario is annual revaccinations.
But we don't know really.
We need to wait and see the date.
Yeah, what?
You haven't seen the data yet.
Y'all didn't wait on the data for these damn booster shots to come out.
Wait a minute, man.
They asking the CEO, the CEO, CFO, what the hell?
They're asking him.
I'm confused.
Why would you ask him that?
He's got a financial interest.
Yeah, that's like asking a crack dealer, hey, should we make crack legal?
He can be like, hell yeah, this is a great drug.
People are willing to die for this drug.
You're damn right you should.
Y'all should make it legal.
Tax it.
I can make a lot of money.
People can get their crack.
People can die.
I mean, it's like, why y'all, you are Stephen Stephanopoulos, whatever the hell your name is.
Every time I hear his name, remember Scruffalupicus?
Snuffalupicus on Sesame Street?
I think of him because of his name.
Hey, Snuffalupicus.
Why in the hell are you asking the damn CEO of Faza when it's not up to him?
It's up to me.
It's my body.
I do what the hell I want to do with my body.
It's not up to the Faza CEO when this country goes back to normal and under what conditions.
Y'all know how many billionaires have been made from these vaccines?
Yeah.
I forget the number.
It's like a handful of new billionaires because of these vaccines.
It's funny, because y'all, they call it a vaccine, but it doesn't give you immunity.
You out there taking booster shots.
You ain't got both vaccines.
You got a mask on.
I mean, and you asking the C, whoever the hell he is, he sounds Russian.
CEO, CEO, CFO, CEO, whatever the hell they call him nowadays.
Man, why the hell?
Man, why does he even have a say-so?
He stands to make a grip of money from this.
Yeah, billions of dollars.
Maybe I'm just too stupid.
Maybe I just dumb.
Yeah, I'm just dumb stewards.
I don't get it, huh?
Dumb stewards.
Yeah, the stewards.
You know what they said on Titanic?
Yeah.
About the poor people call them stewards.
They put him on the bottom.
Yeah, we're just stewage over here.
Yeah, we're just part of the herd.
I ain't taking that shit.
I ain't taking no damn booster.
I ain't taking no.
America Rocks Amidst Chaos 00:03:29
Just, man, just think, everybody, this is never going to end.
Never.
That vaccine only lasts, what, maybe 10 months to it?
That's what he said.
Annual revaccination.
You have to continue to get vaccines, booster shots, masks.
It's never going to end.
He said annually.
I mean, how much money you think this dude's going to make, man, if y'all have to get this every year?
This dude is going to be the richest man in America.
In America.
In the world.
That dude's going to be the richest man in the solar system.
Dude's going to be rich.
Or for a damn shot that don't even give your punk ass immunity.
Does that make any sense to y'all?
Hey, you know what's crazy?
I'll be telling you guys to get the.
Understand.
This is a different virus.
It's like the uh.
It don't even like the chicken pox and the meals and stuff like that.
You just get it one time.
You know, and this shit, you got to get a booster every this year.
You got to get it every year and you got to get two shots.
You know, when I was in the Marine Corps, they made us get the Uh flu shot.
Well, they didn't make me get it, they highly suggested it.
Oh, this gonna twisted you on right.
I got that flu shot.
By that evening.
I was I.
I didn't feel good.
The next morning I woke up with a fever, thought I was gonna die.
I said I will never take this again.
Yeah well, four or five years later wizard, see this.
Hey guys, a real bad flu season.
It's killing a lot of black people out there.
I see y'all light skin and all y'all want to take this shot.
No man vaccines, don't agree with us.
I didn't take it.
I get sick every time we took the flu shots.
I get home I call cousin Keef man, feel like i'm gonna die.
I didn't take him I.
Oh, that's what I took it.
Yeah, I was.
I told you not to take it stupid.
I took it man, I was sick as a damn dog.
Yeah, I think it actually gives you the flu, so you don't catch it later.
It just gets it out of the way.
Get it out the way.
We're gonna give you a strand of it.
It's not gonna kill you, it's gonna feel like you're gonna die, but at least you ain't gonna die.
You be better prepared.
Yeah man, this is never gonna end.
Yes this um, I actually think this country is gonna.
Um, I ain't gonna even go.
Y'all see what's going on in Australia.
That shit's coming to America, but Australia, I don't think so.
Australia, messed up man, they don't have anything to protect themselves.
Yeah guns, they don't have guns or anything.
Yeah, you just gotta throw rocks.
You gotta throw rocks and like I don't know, just rocks and shoes.
You gotta physically like, just like choke people.
That's like, that's no fun.
Yeah, pulling the trigger is just so much easier to defend yourself.
No yeah man, somebody come, you gotta strangle them to death.
No, and you don't have to pull the trigger.
They see you got a gun.
They ain't messing with you.
Yeah, you gotta shoot them, man.
No, you don't.
Yeah you, you gotta.
Is somebody coming at you?
No, they.
That's what i'm saying.
See, that's a cc.
If some go down man, I don't want to be nowhere around you.
Man, somebody wear the nice man got a gun, i'll shoot you.
Don't, don't take any more steps.
I'm telling you, stop it right there, stop.
I'm gonna have to shoot you, shake that gun when I pull that gun.
That gun's coming out for a reason.
I'm not gonna shoot you in the knees or the toes.
You go pull to Joe Bottom, shoot him in the kneecaps.
I'm saying i'm aiming straight for the stomach, because I always aim, I always miss high.
If I know, if I aim for the stomach, i'm gonna at least get you in the chest or the head.
Democrats and Stupid Kids 00:05:09
Hey man, this shit ain't gonna ever end.
Y'all you liberals you, these people on the left, y'all getting booster shots, y'all getting vaccines, y'all wearing that mask for to the day you die.
Yeah, it's not gonna end.
I don't know.
I honestly I don't know how this is gonna end.
Personally, I don't think so.
Actually, I think this country is like, what's the word i'm looking for?
This is the new normal man.
This is the new normal.
I don't think this is ever gonna.
Democrats Not going to give this up.
This is way too much power for them.
It's way too much.
You give a Democrat a little power, man.
They ain't going to give it up.
Do you know who started all of this?
Obama.
When they gave them gay marriage, look where it's come to.
I'm serious.
When this country starts falling apart, it's when y'all gave the black man the presidency.
I thought it was great, but look what he did.
Yeah, he ruined.
Man, he said the United States back like a couple hundred years, man.
Yeah, and it's just, he's not a leader.
Well, not a couple hundred years.
I'll say, man, well, he ruined shit.
Yeah, I mean, he didn't set it back 100, 200 years.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's just hyperbole right there.
That's just wrong for me to say that.
Yeah, but he was the worst president.
Yeah, he was the worst president.
It's because he's a socialist.
Yeah.
And look, once you gave them gay marriage, now look where it's got.
Now you can't, there's no such thing as gender.
I mean, you got transgenders, not even transgender, you got cross-dressers reading the kids for the sake of what do you call it, diversity.
You got women that can obtain an erection and maintain it.
I mean, that's crazy as hell, man.
How society, how the hell can a woman obtain an erection and shoot semen?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Shoot it?
Yeah.
Is that what you mean?
They said some woman can get an erection and shoot semen.
Hey, hey, let's get some men can have babies.
Yeah, but I've never seen a man spread his legs and get impregnated and push out a baby.
Ain't no man can make a baby.
What is it coming out of?
Ain't no man gonna push no baby out of his butthole.
Hey, Kevin, shut up a little bit.
She's crazy with these damn Democrats, man.
He's ruining this great country.
That's what I'm saying.
It all started.
Look how society is just like falling apart.
And now look what we got this virus.
This is not going to, this has been deteriorating for decades.
Yeah, the farm this country is being pulled farther and farther left.
Yeah.
It's because the Republicans are letting them.
They're not trying to bring them back to the metal.
Well, it's easy.
It's easy for Democrats to get power because.
See, Democrats are actually intelligent people.
They just realize how stupid people are.
And they just tell them what they want to hear.
Because look, it takes more energy to be educated.
It takes more energy to think too, man.
Yeah, it takes more energy to actually think and educate yourself and not be ignorant.
It's simple to be ignorant.
And it's always going to be like that because it takes less energy to be ignorant.
So Democrats realize if I can just talk to these stupid people, get them to vote for me, and they're always going to be around because stupid people have stupid kids and these stupid kids have more stupid kids.
It's just an endless amount of votes.
And they're intelligent and they get that.
And then, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's, um, this is not getting, this is going to get worse.
Yeah, until we stand up to it, man.
And I don't think that's going to happen.
I really don't.
Yeah, well, you people are right on.
Texas stood up.
Florida stood up.
I mean, but is that enough?
Eventually, man, come around.
It just takes these stupid people a little bit longer, man.
No, but look at it.
California is literally a cancer that is spreading all over the United States.
Yeah, that's stage four out there.
That shit spread all over.
And it's spreading to Texas.
It's spreading to Florida.
It's spreading everywhere.
That's what I'm saying.
We just dying a slow death.
Don't you say that?
Well, we got two malignant tumors.
New York, but they all California.
They all coming.
And New York too, man.
They're going to get some jackasses up there.
Those people are brain dead.
And then in California, they just voted today.
Mail-in ballots forever.
They just sealed the demise of that state.
Like, what with this recall?
They said, no, we need to put this in the law.
Yeah.
They just signed that in the law.
Mail-in ballots for everybody.
Wow, that's crazy.
I'm done talking about this.
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