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Sept. 16, 2021 - Hodgetwins
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Lil Nas X MTV VMA Outfit Controversy

Lil Nas X and the Hodgetwins dissect his MTV VMA bathrobe outfit, comparing it to Randy Watson from Coming to America while debating his sexuality against Rick James. They defend a reporter's reaction as aesthetic criticism rather than homophobia, lament Old Town Road's decline, and pivot to Megan Fox's alleged white privilege before promoting Mike Lindell's products. The hosts assert Lindell faces left-wing censorship, urging listeners to support free speech via their discount code "HARGHTWINS" on platforms like Rumble and Telegram. [Automatically generated summary]

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Randy Watson Hair and Outfit 00:08:41
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Anyway, little Nas X was at the VMAs.
This dude's a great marketer, man.
He knows how to stay in the news.
Yeah, just do just be as ridiculous as possible.
I mean, he was getting interviewed by this one lady at the VMAs.
Yeah, I mean, this playing with his hair and got some shoulder action going.
Yeah, what is that?
A bathrobe?
I mean, that'll make one dope bathrobe.
As soon as you get out the shot, you put that on.
It makes you feel like a king.
Yeah, it feels like a king in it.
I wouldn't have all that shoulder action.
I'd pull it up on my shoulder, though.
That's a little bit too much shoulder action for me.
Do you want a robe on or a blouse?
Yeah.
Look at the nails.
You see his nails?
It's got the nails going.
Hey, pull up his nails, man.
He can't do that.
I'm done.
He got his nails done, man.
Man, I'm done looking at this.
This dude is a modern-day Rick James.
But I'll say this, man.
He's a gay Rick James.
No, I think Rick James is gay.
He's definitely bisexual.
Well, I don't know.
But when Rick James did it, it was cool.
Well, you try to put down Nas X, man.
He ain't?
No, he's doing too much, is what I'm saying.
He's a saint in the homosexual community.
This dude is Rick.
He wants to be Rick James.
Yeah, dude, it's a role model for gay people.
Yeah, but anyway, it was an interview everybody's talking about.
And let me show you what happened.
I'm happy.
I look good.
I look good.
Listen, I'm not going to say I'm hating on the fit, but let's move on, okay?
Yeah, she ain't going to tell no lies.
Yeah, she, she, well, he's probably used to being around, you know, Hollywood types to just tell you what you want to hear.
She wasn't one of those.
Yeah, no, she needs some friends like me and my brother here.
Yeah, somebody went out there looking like that.
I'm saying, dude, you look like Randy Watson.
You look like Randy Watson from Coming to America.
Yeah, Eddie Murphy.
Yeah, y'all remember that clip of Eddie Murphy Randy Watson sexual chunker?
Hey, check it out.
That's what I'd have told you.
Don't you go out there wearing that.
Man, what happened?
Hold on, let me say something.
How do you go to the VMA?
How do you go to the VMAs dressed like that and not knowing you look like Randy Watts?
Everybody's seen that movie.
I know you're a lot younger than us, but you've had to see it.
It's a classic.
It was like a black masterpiece.
That Hall of Knights.
That's the best black comedy of all time.
Can't nobody touch it.
They just came out with Coming to America 2, and the liberals destroyed that movie.
Y'all killed a classic.
If y'all go look at that movie, it's some jokes in that they can't do nowadays, but man, they went in on everybody.
Man, Arsenio Hall and dressed up like a transgender.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, if you came up to me, Nas, and you'd have asked me how you look, I'd have said you look good and terrible.
Just like in Coming America.
When he was talking about Randy Watson, you look good and terrible.
Yeah.
Hey, man, what happened to Old Town Road, Nas X, man?
That was my shit.
What happened to that dude, man?
That dude was cool.
Yeah.
I knew you were gay, but you was a cool dude, man.
Now you got all this Randy Watson shit.
You know what's funny?
When you got long hair, you got no choice but to play with it.
Yeah, it's nice when his hair is a wig, ain't it?
Yeah, man.
Are you trying to bring back Jerry Curls?
Dude, you wouldn't got a Jerry Curl wig.
Where did you find that?
Yeah, yeah, he was like, he was like this.
Where did you find that?
That's got to be like an antique or something.
He probably had it special made.
Man, you crazy as hell for you.
That was that good horse hair right there.
That text of hair don't even go with you.
Everybody knows the wig is fake.
You should have went something more natural.
Like, well, you know, you look, you was dope.
You could have come out with something hair like me.
Man, my hair looking crazy.
Put your hat on.
Put your hat on.
Damn, plugging it.
Hey, you should have came out with some bangs or something like me.
Hey, let me say something.
Like, you should come out.
I mean, won't you do what they're doing on the S-Curl box?
That dude got a little text raws, got it faded.
I mean, that's what you used to like.
You was clean.
You could have came out with that hairstyle and that outfit.
Yeah, I even looked past the shoulder action.
I'd have met you halfway.
I said, look, man, the cut is clean, but you know what?
You look good, man.
But you came out with that damn Jerry Curl wig?
I think that just messed up everything.
It threw everything off.
You could have been wearing a three-piece Italian suit.
You'd have still looked crazy with that damn Jerry Curl wigs you got on.
You'd have came out in a $10,000 Armani suit and you would still look like Randy Watson.
That hair, that wig has got to go.
You did everything else right.
Man, I thought he was going to go to VMA and start singing sexual chocolate.
Sexual recognition?
Jerry Watson made it to the VMAs.
Sexual chocolate.
Hey, but you put that girl, that woman, you put her in a very awkward position.
Yeah.
I know people telling you, oh, night, you look amazing.
You look shit hot.
Yeah.
But you walked up to a real person and they wasn't digging it.
Yeah.
Man, but you know what?
I've like seen like videos, people talking about her, and they were gay.
They made that point to say that they were gay.
And it was like that she was being homophobic.
Just because somebody don't dig the Randy Watson look with the shoulder action does not make them homophobic.
It's just that they didn't think it was cool.
It has nothing to do with it.
It's gay.
Yeah, yeah.
You just look at Ricky.
I mean, look at Rick James, how gay he dressed.
Everybody loved Rick James.
I remember my mama used to be dancing in the house, listening to Super Freak.
Super freak, super freak, super freaking.
And mama would have the Bible in one hand because she was a Christian.
Yeah, I remember mama.
Mama was crazy.
And back then, we had like a record player.
And I remember her taking the record out.
And that was Rick James in that gate look like this.
I think I was like nine or ten or something.
Who the hell is this about?
We had just had bubble set.
Mama still had the Bible and she cut it on, started dancing shit.
Yeah.
Rick James made it cool, man.
Yeah.
You just, I think you're crying too hard.
Yeah.
But I'm sure it's working and you wouldn't be doing it.
Yeah, yeah, you got millions.
I mean, I mean, I was, man, I just miss Old Town Row.
That was my shit.
That was cool.
I ain't gonna lie.
You just jumped out of the closet.
You just jumped out and didn't want anybody.
He didn't come up.
You're getting pregnant.
You're sucking off Satan.
And now you're coming to the VMAs looking like Randy Watson.
You are doing way too much.
You need to slow it down.
Well, who am I to say?
You were very successful.
You got millions of followers.
I mean, hey, I don't even know why we're talking about him.
Let's talk about Megan Fox and all her white privilege at the beginning.
That's all kinds of white privilege.
That's what we should be talking about.
Look at that white girl.
Oh, my God.
She's going to get kidnapped.
Stay away from that.
I'd have pulled up in a van with no windows.
A white van with no windows?
Yeah, I wasn't a kid now.
I'd ask him for a phone number.
People are trying to...
You would have killed us.
Hey, can I get directions?
Come closer.
Come close.
Come here.
No, that ain't fair.
That's crazy.
That's a sick joke.
Megan Fox White Privilege 00:04:34
Yes.
I mean, it was a joke, but it was pretty sick.
Yeah, that was.
I ain't in for all that abducting people.
Yeah, it was just, it's just, we just, like, we're actually trying to compliment her, but we just went about it all wrong.
She wearing that damn white privilege.
Well, I gotta give her that.
Yeah, man.
Show this, Megan, man.
How is Megan Fox?
I don't know, but she's aging like wine.
She aging like a fine wine.
You know why, don't you?
You know why?
Why?
It's all that damn white privilege.
Everybody talking about Nas and his Rick Randy Watson.
Everybody should be talking about Megan Fox.
Yeah, bad.
It's crazy what everybody's talking about.
You know?
Yeah.
But see, that's that was his plan all along.
We were going to talk about little Nas X.
I don't care how ridiculous you look.
I'm telling you, it's going to sell me.
I'm pretty sure everybody was triggered as soon as they saw him.
I know all the black people said, man, he looked like Randy Watson.
I know all the gay people said, oh my God, he looked like a saint.
He looks great.
All the black people.
That fool like Randy Watson.
Sexual chocolate inside of me.
Randy Watson.
Sexual chocolate.
I'm done talking about this fool.
Look at this damn shoes inside of me.
Sexual chocolate.
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We support people that have a great product and supports our country.
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And they support freedom of speech.
Yeah, I don't support companies that's just that don't support this country.
Yeah, I don't support companies that don't value other people's opinions.
And the left is trying to destroy this man because he has a different opinion.
Yeah.
Just because he supported the president of the United States.
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Yeah, right?
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