Lil Nas X and the Hodgetwins dissect his controversial pregnancy photos, speculating that his record label orchestrated the stunt to generate free marketing and stir conservative outrage while exploiting industry inequities where artists receive minimal profits. The hosts debate the image's authenticity, reference his "Satan" song, and pivot to broader critiques of exploitative entertainment practices involving Ice Cube and Mike Epps. They further analyze military stereotypes regarding gay soldiers under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," before concluding with a defense of Mike Lindell's free speech rights against left-wing censorship efforts. [Automatically generated summary]
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Lil Bit's Free Album Talk00:08:16
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Yeah, little Nas X. What's up with all these people calling him Lil?
He don't look too little to me.
Y'all was looking up, man.
It's like everybody in RB and rap need little something.
Like, look at this.
Look, look.
You got a...
Let me type in just Lil.
Look at all these people come up.
They're copying each other.
There's Lil Nas X. He's at the top.
Then you got Lil Wayne.
Lil Baby.
You got Lil Baby.
This dude right here, Lil Bit.
He calls himself Lil Bit.
He got Lil John.
Lil John in there.
You know who started all this, right?
Lil Richard started all that, man.
Lil Richard.
They've been copying Lil Richard since the 50s and 60s.
Lil.
Everybody little.
But this dude ain't little at all.
He's like, usually people say little.
They look like Lil Richard.
That dude was like four foot two.
James Brown, he should have called himself Lil Brown because he was tiny.
Lil Brown.
Like Prince, he should have called him Lil Prince.
Yeah.
Because in the tiny, like all these people, just tiny.
Yeah.
But anyway, let's get to Lil, Lil' Nas X. Y'all seen the cover?
Is this the cover of his album?
Yeah.
He's like pregnant.
Let's look at that.
That's beautiful.
Wow, look, man.
They say when a woman's pregnant, they start to glow.
Yeah.
Lil Nas X is glowing right here.
Yeah, he's shining, actually.
He got all kinds of cocoa buttons on him.
It looks like he got on Vaseline.
Got his teeth all whitened and stuff.
He's looking nice.
He sweat, got a nice shine going.
Got him a little shine going.
I want to call him a little shine on him.
Lil shine.
I got him some little white roses.
Yeah, well, I don't get the roses, though.
When you buy the pool and shit.
Oh, your knees and shit.
Hey, let me tell y'all what's going on with this.
Tell y'all what's going on.
Well, I'm not surprised.
He sucked off Satan a couple months ago, did he?
When he rode Satan in, he rolled Satan to hell.
Yeah.
What do you think that little ultra sound?
Yeah, y'all know whose baby is, right?
Satan.
Hey, look, even he.
I wonder what that damn ultra sound is going to look like.
Gonna look crazy.
But anyway, this is what it looks like.
That's little Satan in there.
He's got really pregnant.
Yeah, I mean, men cannot get pregnant.
Not even some men.
Like, some women can't get an erection.
All women can't get an erection.
Okay, stop stating obvious.
Let me say something.
Let me say something.
All right, man.
Let me tell y'all what's going on.
Yeah, break it down for me, man.
Okay, he's got a new album, right?
This is what happened.
His record label is ran by a bunch of white liberal men.
Yeah.
So they come together, say, hey, now what can we do to stir up some controversy so we can make some money, a whole lot of money.
We're going to give Lil Nas X only like 10% of it, but we're going to make us some money.
Go ahead, they would even give him 10%.
He got to make his money on the road.
He got back here on his table.
Yeah, he said, you ain't making no money off his album.
You got to go on the road, brother.
So they come up.
So they like, let's stir up some controversy.
Get some free marketing going.
Yeah.
Get people talking about it.
That's how we're going to make some money.
That's why they did this.
Yeah, I know they were saying, hey, you know the Harsh Twin.
You know they're going to talk about this.
They got two million followers on YouTube.
They got like six on Facebook.
You know, there's some coons.
They're going to talk about it.
They're going to talk about you.
And all we're going to end up doing is galvanizing the gay community and Democrats to go out and buy your album.
Yeah, it's marketing, man.
That's all it is.
It's marketing.
Nas X know he can't get pregnant, but he knows he can piss off a lot of Christians, conservatives.
Yeah.
I mean, a bunch of pro-science people to A. You get them to talk about it.
Which I don't give a.
I don't care if he's gay.
I don't care about his.
I don't care if you're gay.
I don't care if you got AIDS.
I don't care.
This is your life.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I know what you're doing.
I know what your record label is doing.
It's marketing, man.
Matter of fact, do you really need a record label?
I mean, you got social media.
Do you really need them?
They're making a line chair of money.
Do you really need them?
Well, he needs it, man.
They're great marketers, man.
Look what they came up with.
He couldn't have figured this shit out by himself.
Look here, Nas.
Little Nas, we're going to put you on the album.
You're going to be pregnant.
We're going to put some flowers over your head.
We're going to have you on your knees.
Yeah, you said I worked good when you was riding the devil.
That was great.
Everybody's talking about it.
Everybody's going to talk about this album because of the co.
He's actually going to be giving birth to his album.
Yeah, that's what it is.
That's what he's pregnant of.
He's not going to have a kid.
He's going to give birth to a.
That's got to hurt a damn album pop out your ass.
Yeah, because I know you ain't got no vagina.
You ain't got no vagina.
It's coming out your butthole.
Yeah, everything's MP3.
I mean, it's just a stupid idea.
But I see what you're doing.
Yeah.
It's galvanizing.
Yeah.
It's getting people to talk about it.
It's marketing, man.
It's marketing.
It's marketing, man.
Damn.
Man, it's brilliant.
To be honest, it's brilliant.
Yeah, you know, all the black conservatives are going to talk about you.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, but I mean.
Every conservative is going to talk about you.
I mean, a lot of people are just going to talk about it.
So, I mean, it works.
I mean, I hope you're making some money.
Won't you talk to them white lips if they give you more of the money?
I mean, you're the one wearing the dress.
You the one walking pregnant.
You the one riding the devil.
You should get most of the money.
Don't you think that?
Yeah, man.
It's like they use you to make money off your black ass.
That's what record labels do.
Remember Death Row Records?
I don't even think they paid that one.
They didn't?
I don't think so.
You want to get paid?
You ain't getting paid.
It's that type of energy, man.
It's just to make money, make money, make money.
Like I heard Ice Cube, man.
I was looking at an old clip.
I forget his name.
With the spoon, he passed away.
Yeah.
Forget the old.
Friday?
Yeah, yeah.
I forget who said that, but they said, I think it was Mike Epps said it.
Said they didn't even pay him.
They said they gave him an autographed poster.
I didn't do that.
That's what he said.
He was joking.
But they didn't pay him nothing, man.
You know, they didn't get paid a lot of money for those ones.
Well, for Friday, they didn't get paid.
For Willispoon, the one who played Grandpa Bang, Bang, Bang.
I think he said he got paid like $4,000.
And from what I hear, that whole movie, it was all ab lib.
It was a bunch of comedians.
There was this money.
And it was like...
They made it fucking.
I think Ice Cube wrote it, but all the comedians showed up and said, this shit's whack.
I'm just going to say this.
All right, I ain't going to pay you nothing anyway.
Yeah, that's where he learned that from, man, from his record label, man.
I mean, that's just the whole industry as a whole.
Yeah.
It's very cutthroat.
I mean, but it was Ice Cube's out there.
I see why he got a line share of the money.
Oh, yeah, it's his idea.
Of course, yeah, yeah.
But he could at least paid the actor.
He could have gave him something.
He could have gave him something.
I mean, I'm sure Mike Epps was joking when he said they gave him an autographed poster.
It was a free album or something.
No, that wasn't Mike Epps.
That was Chris Tucker.
He said he went to go do the rush hour movies.
He said, man, this dude was paying for him.
Oh, yeah, it was Chris.
It was Chris Tucker.
He said he was paying them in CDs and damn and posters.
Yeah, it was Chris.
I ain't fooling around with you, man.
I'm going to go make some movies with this Asian dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, it wasn't Mike Epps.
But Mike Epps also is in some of them.
He probably paid him a little bit more.
He probably gave him free publicity.
Look, we ain't got a budget for this, man.
It's going to do good, man.
This is free promotion for you.
Yeah, but that's why Lil Nas X was like.
Ice Cube's Money Dispute00:05:27
It's all about.
It's just a stir up controversy.
And it's promoting himself, man.
Promoting his album.
Yeah.
Like I said, I don't care that you're gay, but you know you're going to burn in hell, man.
Yeah, you're going to burn in hell for this.
Yeah, look at that.
Whatever you do, do not turn your head because somebody's going to turn you into pillow of salt.
Man, he ain't going to turn no pillow of salt.
Look at me, somebody.
You know what he thinks about all the money his white liberal boss is going to make.
How can you look at a person and just automatically tell that they're gay?
Like, look at that picture again.
There's something about gay people when you look at them, they just look gay.
Like, I don't know what it is.
It's someone with their skin texture, smooth.
No, it's the eyes.
No, it's their skin texture.
Look, I don't know what it is, man.
They got real smooth skin.
They got great skin.
They have great skin and great eyes.
They take better care of themselves.
No, man, it's something in that.
It's something in their DNA.
Yeah.
Them being gay and all, they just have beautiful skin for some odd reason.
Shut up.
You know how gay people look?
You look at him and look like you've been standing in the murder's whole life.
It's like, wow, you look great, man.
What did?
And you be wearing V-necks all the time.
Yeah, and I knew this one black guy.
He was gay, man.
He always was putting on lotion.
Every time I look at him, he's putting on chapstick.
That dude was lubed up 24-7.
No, remember that gay guy?
I was at the Bree Corp, right?
Yeah.
It was this gay guy.
He was black.
He was gay as hell.
He would walk around with a big economy size of Vaseline.
And he would just keep putting it on his lips.
I remember the song just like, why the hell do you walk around with an economy size?
24 ounces of Vaseline.
And you just put it on your lips all day.
You know what the gay guy did?
He did this.
He just started laughing.
Yeah, they just.
He's a nice guy, though.
That gay guy.
Yeah, a lot of you.
I used to hang around until he started getting all gay with me.
She's doing later, Keith.
That was crazy.
Where's that mental when it was don't ask, don't tell?
Yeah, you couldn't even tell nobody you was gay.
I mean, if you didn't tell nobody, they wouldn't do nothing to it.
But if they found out there was gay, they would literally kick you out.
Remember that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was wrong.
They shouldn't have done that.
Just cause you're gay.
Well, what if you're gay?
Well, they was looking at it from this point of view.
If you're in a combat situation and you get horny and you look at all these men's butts, they would think you was going to get the whole platoon kid.
You think about trying to bang all your.
That's like me going to war with a bunch of women.
Yeah, you ain't going to be able to think so.
You're going to be trying to have sex with me.
Well, it might be a little truth to that, man.
You go to a combat zone with a bunch of women?
Man, I'm horny as shit.
Look, man, this coats is cool, man.
All the women got the hair pulled back and ponytails.
Yeah, got the guns.
Yeah, you're like, hey, man, I'm just going to.
Man, you horny, man.
I'm horny as shit.
Just go ahead.
I'm going to bang one out real quick.
I can't even focus right now.
I guess that's.
I got these damn bullets whizzed by me.
Just suck me off or something.
I need to blow up some steam.
Well, I'm thinking that that was the rationale behind it.
Yeah, I still don't think it's right.
Yeah, I remember, man, it was this one gay dude, man.
His name was Jackson.
He was gay as shit.
But he was the best athlete I ever seen.
He did, he ran three miles under 15 minutes.
Yeah, that's fine.
Dude was holding ass like the clan was chasing.
Dude did like, I think around 80 pull-ups.
Dude wasn't dead hands.
He was gipping and shit.
He looked gay as hell when he was doing pull-ups because he kept pumping the air.
I said, oh man, everybody knows you gay now.
You having sex with the hair.
And then he did like, I'm going to say like 200 sit-ups.
Yeah.
But he's the, up until this day, man, he's the greatest athlete I've ever seen.
He was gay.
But he didn't make it through boot camp, man.
They found out.
Yeah, he was banging one of the white kids that was underneath him.
Yeah.
That's why they didn't.
I remember you told me about that, didn't they?
They found him in the bathroom.
He was Firewatch.
Both of them was on Firewatch.
The odds in that, two gay men walking Firewatch.
And they found him in the bathroom.
Banging each other.
Well, the white kid was banging him.
The white kid was banging him?
Yeah.
He was banging them.
They told the drugstruck, they kicked them both out because they think that's why they didn't let gay people in, because they thought if he was in a combat situation, you out there having sex, you on fire watch, protecting everybody, and you put your guard down, you sucking him off.
But people look at it now that it was sexist.
Yeah, you know, I don't think you should.
They should have, because I'm sure if you're straight and you're in combat and you're stressed, you go somewhere to jerk off and drop your guard down.
It's just as bad, as you know.
Having sex with another all right, but uh well, that's actually worth having two men, because there's two people that's preoccupied, two of y'all supposed to be watching.
I mean, if one of you jerk off, at least one of them still watching, you know.
But if they both gay, both of y'all ain't looking.
Sexist Jokes and Freedom00:01:44
Hey, i'm done talking about this.
Yeah hey man, little non sex.
Hey man them, them liberal white men.
You got working for you directly.
These men are brilliant.
Yeah, hope you make a lot of money.
Yeah but, like I said, you know you're gonna burn in hell for sure.
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