Hodgetwins dissect Jen Psaki's claim that Americans aren't "stranded" in Afghanistan, debating whether logistical hurdles like Taliban checkpoints and broken transport truly define the situation as government incompetence. While one host mocks her performance as a "disaster," the other defends her, using dictionary definitions and analogies of stuck cars to argue the term implies a failure to foresee the collapse. The discussion briefly touches on racial stereotypes before pivoting to a promotion for Mike Lindell's products and a call to visit officialharstwins.com with discount codes. Ultimately, the segment highlights the chaotic communication surrounding the evacuation crisis. [Automatically generated summary]
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Stranded Definition Debate00:08:16
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Hey, but Jen Saki, what a disaster this woman is.
No, she's not a disaster.
She's a good liar, though.
She covers up good.
She's pathetic, though, but she's doing a damn good job.
Knowing, you know, the administration, she's been handed to her.
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She's doing a good job, man.
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You got to give the woman home.
I mean, I understand that people on the left, like, actually believe this woman.
She's a good liar.
Which is insane.
Yeah.
I mean, like, man, it's like anybody with a damn high cue above us.
Haiq, you mean an IQ?
Did I say high Q?
I mean, I meant IQ.
High than three.
No, this lady's full of it.
How do you not understand or realize what's going on in Afghanistan?
I mean, she's arguing about what the definition of stranded is.
Check this video out.
Does the president have a sense that most of the criticism is not of leaving Afghanistan?
It's the way that he has ordered it to happen by pulling the troops before getting these Americans who are now stranded.
Does he have a sense of that?
First of all, I think it's irresponsible to say Americans are stranded.
They are not.
We are committed to bringing Americans who want to come home home.
We are in touch with them via phone, via text, via email, via any way that we can possibly reach Americans to get them home if they want to return home.
There are no Americans stranded.
It's the White House's official position.
We got it.
I'm just calling you out for saying that we are stranding Americans in Afghanistan when I said when we have been very clear that we are not leaving Americans who want to return home, we are going to bring them home.
And I think that's important for the American public to hear and understand.
Hey, did y'all hear what she said?
She said, if there's Americans there that want to come home, we are committed in bringing them home.
What American wants to be out there right now?
Nobody that's an American citizen wants to be there if they're still there.
She said, if any Americans there that want to leave Afghanistan, we are committed on getting them home.
Like there's actually Americans there that want to stay.
Do you actually have to ask these Americans if they want to come home?
Hey, she said they can text us, email us.
I'm like, so they have no way to get to the airport.
They got to text you in the administration email call.
That sounds like, man, let me read the definition of stranded.
How do you not realize people are stranded out there?
Yeah, I had to look it up because obviously I don't know what that word means.
She does, though.
I got a definition too, man.
Read yours first.
No, man, read yours first, man.
Yours is more complicated.
No, it ain't.
Just break it.
Let's keep this as easy as possible for her.
What did you say?
Just make this as easy as possible for her.
You said my version is complicated.
Yeah, yours is more complicated.
How's this going to make it easier for her, you freaking idiot?
I mean, that's more complicated.
I mean, it's easy for us.
I'm just trying to dumb things down for Jen.
Trying to help out here.
Man.
Listen up, Gen. You crazy as hey.
Hey, read it real slow, too, man.
Slow that shit.
Don't make it you like to read fast.
Read it slow.
Read yours first.
No, read yours first, man.
Yours is more complicated.
Mine's easier.
If she don't get down, I know she's going to get this one.
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No, man, you just like to have.
You think you're better than me.
That's the problem.
All right, man.
I'm going to read mine first.
And y'all be the judge.
Which definition is more complicated?
I'm telling you, yours more complicated.
Let's don't argue about this, man.
All right, I'm going to read it.
Well, read it.
I ain't got to tell you to read it.
You don't need my permission to read it.
I bet you people watching these videos, they ain't never seen us before.
He said, these guys black, why did they sound like rednecks from Alabama?
Read it.
That's how you said that.
All right, I'm going to read it.
Let's get serious on this.
Slow it down now.
Don't be doing it.
Don't be reading off.
Well, just calm down.
You're giving me instructions.
No, you read too damn fast.
Just read it slow.
You're talking to a liberal here.
All right.
No, these people don't get shit.
All right, I get it.
Stranded.
Stranded.
You didn't pronounce it right.
Stranded.
Hey, stranded.
Speak it from beginning to end.
Stranded.
All right, here we go.
She probably didn't catch this shit.
All right, look here.
Talk like a white person.
Stranded.
You put that southern Negro dialect on it.
Stranded.
All right, let me read it.
All right.
Stranded.
Left without the means to move from somewhere.
There you go.
If Evan's too, if Evan's too complicated.
Mine's straightforward.
No, that's kind of complicated, man.
You got to admit, that's complicated.
Why are you fighting this losing battle about this being this is not?
Can I read my definition?
I'm going to read my definition.
Is that okay with Keith Hodge?
Go ahead.
Thank you, sir.
Left without.
Hey, listen up, Gen. Left without the means to move from somewhere.
Look to even break it down even further.
Where'd it go?
There it is.
Look.
This says the best definition for strand.
They actually have that.
People actually don't know.
I guess because you said what you said, but they actually put on Google the best stranded definition.
I think they were talking about you.
Hey, read it, Kevin.
I'm going to read it.
Can I read it?
Why are you rushing me?
So you do think you're better than me.
Look, to bring into or leave into a helpless position.
To bring or leave in a helpless position.
To bring.
Bring something or leave something.
All right?
To bring or to leave something, a person, a noun, and leave it.
Leave a person, place a thing.
Lead to.
That's what it says.
To leave something.
Okay, I get it.
All right.
Right there.
See that?
Yeah, I get it.
Where'd it go?
There you go.
I get it, mother.
What's wrong with you?
It ain't nothing wrong with me.
I'm trying to help Gene.
All right, let's get serious on this, Kevin.
I'll give you some examples.
Can you give my phone back?
Yeah, I.
That is my phone, you know.
What the hell's wrong with you?
All right, look, I'm going to give you some examples of stranded.
Yeah.
If you don't get them definitions, Chiefs got some great analogies.
He's smart as hell, man.
Look, like, stranded could be this.
You got your bags packed.
You're going to the airport.
You got your tickets and everything.
You go out to the car, the car don't crank.
Yeah, you're stranded.
Or you got your bags packed.
Yeah.
You finna go outside.
Ain't nothing wrong with your car.
Car Trouble Analogies00:07:05
But as soon as you open one of those, it's a couple of Talibans sitting on a camel going ducker, ducker, ji-hard.
Or you look outside, ain't nobody outside.
You jump in the car.
Ain't nobody out there, huh?
Ain't no Taliban ain't caught on.
You ain't no camels out there.
Ain't no goats out there.
Ain't a bunch of light-skinned dudes looking like me out there?
Wearing a bunch of curtains and shit.
So you take your stuff, throw it in the car.
You make a right on Bakalaka Street, and daddy all waiting for you.
Or maybe you get past Baka Laka Street.
You're like, man, I'm feeling good.
I'm going to make it to the airport.
Then you hang a left on Goat Sex Avenue, and they're right there waiting for you.
Goats and everything.
Camels.
And they still got them damn damn sheets on.
I mean, I think one problem with this area of the country, y'all don't got no diversity, man.
Everybody looks alike.
Everybody's dressed the same.
I mean, it's got to be dance because you don't really know what the Taliban looks like.
They all look alike.
Yeah.
Like, you can't differentiate a good, you know, a nice Afghanistan person from a Taliban because they all dress the same.
They ain't got a uniform on nothing.
Yeah.
They look all of them look like they're finna go to church or something.
I mean, you can't look at, oh, I guess what gives away is the damn rifles.
That would be a sign of me.
Go that way.
No, don't.
Go right.
Oh, they got rifles.
Go this way.
Hey, but I want to say this.
It's like there's actual video.
Yeah.
If out there on the streets, the Taliban is out there patrolling.
He's dead from Taliban.
That rifle gives it away.
I mean, these dudes are like doing checkpoints.
I mean...
It's a damn Taliban checkpoint everywhere you go.
How you gonna get there?
How you gonna get through this, Jen?
But they're not they're not stranded.
I mean, how safe would you feel?
But won't you go there, Jen?
Won't you take your white privilege, that white pale skin you got, that red hair?
Yeah, put on a Yankees baseball cap.
Yeah, go to Afghanistan.
Maybe stop by one of that fast food restaurants.
Yeah, go to instead of the Burger King, they call it the Camel King.
The biggest sandwich is the hump sandwich.
Yeah, get the double hump sandwich with a side of goat smearnay on it.
A goat smearnay.
It says goat mayonnaise.
Yeah, they ain't got french fries.
They got a side of fried scorpion eggs.
And you can wash it down with a chocolate goat shake.
A chocolate goat milkshake.
After you get you something to eat, you fool.
Start asking around.
What Americans are?
Where the Americans are?
I heard they're stranded.
Everybody on the news out there, all the conservative republics, they're trying to spin everything saying they're stranded.
I'm just here to prove they're wrong.
Where the Americans at?
I'm going to take them home.
Film all this, have it on the film crew.
Take a bunch of more white people out there and just check around for Americans.
I don't think you're going to even make it to the airport.
Yeah, they're going to put a G-hard on your ass.
They're going to chop your head off.
How can you not know?
Well, how can you not know they're stranded?
Okay.
Okay, we're arguing about semantics.
Okay, they're not stranded.
Let's pick another word.
How about saying they're stuck?
That's a good one.
Stuck?
Hey, man, I'm stuck.
Can you come get me?
Yeah, okay, stuck.
We good with stuck?
Yeah, I'm stuck over here.
Man, my car broke down.
Hey, I'm stuck.
The Taliban outside.
Can't get to the airport.
All right, so we good with stuck?
You good with stuck?
We good with stuck.
You know what stuff mean?
It means you're stranded.
You spitting all over me, man.
You might as well be a damn Taliban.
He looked like you realize the Taliban is nuts.
Yeah, those people are stuck in time.
They still think it's 690 AD out this bitch.
The same thing they was wearing in 690 AD, they wearing the same shit now.
Same shoes, same pants, same turbans, same shirts.
Only thing different, they got rifles.
Yeah, that the Americans just gave to them.
Well, Biden's administration gave to them, gave them tanks, gave all kinds of stuff.
Let me break it down.
You don't want to say they stranded because y'all didn't foresee this was going to happen.
Y'all didn't think the army, the soldiers y'all actually trained was that inept.
You didn't think the Taliban was that big of a force in that region of the world.
They overcame everybody.
These people didn't anticipate that was already there.
They thought they was going to be able to leave freely, but all your intelligence, everything Biden said was wrong.
Yeah.
Everything.
Just made some mistakes.
They're stranded because y'all did not foresee this was going to happen so soon.
I mean, people, the own citizens of Afghanistan, they want to leave.
Yeah.
They're stranded too.
I mean, these people are jumping on planes and just falling, man.
That's crazy.
But you're arguing with a news reporter, a news reporter over the word stranded.
You said it's irresponsible to use that word.
How can it be?
It's irresponsible for your Biden administration to not admit that they did something wrong.
Yeah, they stranded.
You could say they're too.
I like that word better.
Yeah, that sounds a lot better.
I know what you, I know you understand the word.
Yeah, I mean, why are we cussing so much?
I said it.
Why you got to say it?
Wait, you said it twice.
I can't say it.
I mean, I think I did enough over here.
Well, I want to throw in some.
Man.
Jen, you wouldn't last.
Man, out in town.
Yeah.
They see you.
Ducker, ducker, G-Hard.
Buck a locker.
Your redhead, you're going to stick out just as bad as your Sammy Sam.
They treat their goats better than they treat women.
Yeah.
That's you in Afghanistan.
You can put on all the turbans and all the sheets you want.
You're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
That damn red hair.
You're going to stick out, man.
Ain't none of them G-Hard people out there got red hat.
All right, I'm done.
Them G-Hard, they got my skin color.
Shit, I could pass for G-Hard.
I could go in there and rescue some people.
Give me a couple blankets and a towel.
All you gotta say is ducker, ducker, ducker.
Buck and locker.
Ducker, ducker.
I'm gonna put a G-Hard.
Jen, you suck.
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