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Aug. 20, 2021 - Hodgetwins
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Biden’s ABC Interview “That was 4 days ago.. 5 days ago.”

Hodgetwins critique President Biden's ABC interview, mocking his "four or five days ago" comment regarding the chaotic Afghanistan evacuation where they claim women and children were left behind. They argue the Democratic Party functions as a white supremacy system funding police, while accusing General Mark Milley of failing to predict the Taliban takeover by studying "white rage" instead of "turban rage." The hosts contrast January 6 with Kabul's fall, allege Democrats ignore Taliban oppression like painting over images, and promote Mike Lindell against left-wing censorship. Ultimately, they frame these events as proof of systemic failure and cultural decay. [Automatically generated summary]

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Prolonging The Chaos 00:14:45
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Yeah, y'all right there in the middle.
That's the heartbeat.
Yeah.
Texas is foundation.
Once we lose Texas, it's over.
It's over.
But anyway, if it's over, where are we going?
Where else do white supremacists go?
I'm going to Russia.
Russia, you think you're going to walk on the scene, huh?
I hope so, man.
You know them.
I'd rather be that in here.
Yeah, them white people like that.
They're crazy, though, man.
Yeah.
You know what they do to black people out there, don't you?
Why?
Go over there at Russia and find out.
I can't go to Canada.
That's a shithole, too.
Yeah, you can't go to Canada.
Can't go to Russia, man.
You can't even go to Australia now.
They're arresting people and pepper spraying 12-year-old girls for not wearing masks.
Just crazy over there, too.
Where the hell are we going to go, man?
I can't believe I laughed at that.
Yeah.
Yeah, why are you laughing at that?
That ain't funny.
I wasn't laughing at that.
I was just saying.
You was laughing at how ridiculous this whole Australian.
Yeah, you weren't laughing at the little girl getting pepper spray.
You're just laughing at how ridiculous.
We're going to talk about Biden and just how inept and how, I mean, if the president was weakened at Bernie's dude, we'd be in a whole lot better position.
This dude, before I even get to Biden, I got.
81 million votes.
You mean to tell him half of this country is crazy?
81 million, man.
Well, it's 300 something.
Well, you know, most people don't vote, man.
But everybody voting, he's still going to have a good turnout.
Yeah.
That's just law.
That's just the law of large numbers.
Yeah.
81 million, man.
Most popular president of all time.
Oh, man.
That's dude.
He didn't even have to campaign, man.
And he didn't.
His son's a crackhead.
He still got all them votes.
I know if I'm running for president, my son come out with all that crazy shit.
You think I'm going to get elected?
Oh, I know of his son doing that.
I know where he learned it from.
Got it from his daddy.
The apple don't fall too far from the tree.
Ain't that the truth?
The apple don't fall too far from the tree.
Can I get an amen?
Yeah, y'all think we crazy.
Can I get an amen, bro?
Amen.
The apple do not fall far from the tree.
Yeah, I'm telling you.
Y'all think we're crazy.
Y'all done seen daddy.
Y'all learned everything I know from daddy.
He didn't tell me.
I learned what not to do.
Watch my daddy.
Yeah, he didn't tell me not what to do.
I just sat back and watched him.
Yep, I ain't doing that.
I ain't doing that either.
Daddy sat down one day.
He says, Keith and Kevin, you listen up here, boy.
Don't you ever gamble?
Don't you ever drink?
I was like, no shit, daddy.
Have been watching you for the last 10 years.
Daddy's a damn good role model in his own way.
No, daddy was...
No, daddy cleaned up.
Daddy, Daddy was a good man.
Daddy cleaned up.
Mama helped him find God.
Took him to church.
All right, let's get serious on this.
I remember one day, man, little boy, man, daddy cussed out mama at church.
Mama was there, pushing his buttons.
You know how mama get on your nerves.
Yeah, mom get on your nerves.
Mama drive you up a wall sometimes.
Hey, Kevin, let's talk about what's going on.
Kevin, Kevin, listen.
Let's get serious on this.
All right, before I even get to bottom, I want to show you this video.
Yeah.
I mean, I just get tired of how the left paints this country as like a systemically racist country surrounded by white supremacy.
That right there, what you said, see right there, embodies what this country is all about, what our flag stands for.
Yeah, people are willing to just give their kids, their infants, to just strangers because they know they would have a better opportunity here in the middle.
Yeah, thousands of white boys and brown boys and all kinds of Americans have been in that country.
Over 2,000 have, I mean, a couple thousand Americans lost their lives trying to help these people have freedom and to keep our country.
That's what our country represents.
First and foremost.
That's Black Lives Matter Foundation, they funded the police, these athletes kneeling.
All that's just fake and just a big lie.
I mean, this country's not perfect, but the way they portray it.
It'll never be perfect with fucking Joe Biden running.
I mean, the way they portray this country, it's like these athletes, these celebrities, they're multi-millionaires.
Yeah, all they, and they're successful in this country, they're carrying water for the Democrats.
Not only they carrying the water, they're changing their bedpans.
They just their servants.
Because all that's BS.
I just want to point that out before I get to this guy that got over 80 million votes.
I think he got more, man.
I think they audited some.
They found some more votes.
Some more votes just came in.
They just keep finding votes.
I think that shit's over 81 million now.
Hey, stop petting yourself.
What do you think you are?
The Taliban?
Stop pulling on it.
Man, bear it, man.
Stroke myself.
All right.
Hey, come on.
Can't stop it, man.
It's a bad habit, man.
Yeah.
All right.
Stroking myself like that.
Feel good, though, man.
It calms me down.
Like when I'm nervous, I'll be like, yes, just calm down, Kevin.
Just calm down.
All right.
Hey, Kevin.
I'll be like you.
I'll be like.
Hey, yeah.
Okay, so let's get to the, I mean.
What the hell are we even talking about, man?
Hey, man, I'm surprised David lit Biden talking about the juice because you know when he watch the video, man.
As many as 15,000 Americans and at least 65,000 Afghans and their families.
65,000.
Desperate to get out.
15.
We will go live to Kabul, but we begin here with George Stephanopoulos one-on-one with the president.
It's a long ass name.
Back in July, you said a Taliban takeover was highly unlikely.
Was the intelligence wrong or did you downplay it?
I think there was no consensus.
If you go back and look at the intelligence reports, they said that it was more likely to be sometime by the end of the year.
You didn't put a timeline out when you said it was highly unlikely.
You just said flat out is highly unlikely the Taliban would take over.
Yeah.
Stop it right now.
Yeah, you left that whole part out of your answer the first time you was asked that question.
He said there was no consensus, like there was no agreement.
So that tells me our military had no idea what to expect.
Nobody, y'all been there 20s, y'all didn't know what was coming down the pipeline?
And regardless of that, you still did it?
That's funny when he asked him that question.
He said, it's funny because, you know, initially when you said that answer, you left all that out.
You just said it.
No, no, you don't have to worry about that.
I mean, how are you telling me, well, it was no consensus.
We was thinking it's going to happen later.
I mean, who should have said that the first time they asked you the question, you jerk?
Yeah, I mean, if you're going to make a huge decision like that and there's no consensus, maybe you wait.
Yeah.
Until you have a consensus.
Yeah.
Or if you have a consensus, let everybody know what the hell you meant when you said, no, you don't have to worry about that.
Now you're saying, well, we knew it was going to happen.
You didn't have to worry about that until, you know, later down the road, but it was going to happen.
All right, let's keep rolling.
What a dumbass.
Well, the question was whether or not the idea that the Taliban would take over was premised on the notion that somehow the 300,000 troops we had trained and equipped was going to just collapse.
They were going to give up.
I don't think anybody anticipated that.
We've all seen the pictures.
We've seen those hundreds of people packed into a C-17.
We've seen Afghans fall.
That was four days ago, five days ago.
What did you think when you first started?
Stop right now.
That's crazy as hell.
Thanks for the history lesson.
Everybody knows when it happened, Joe.
Yeah, we didn't ask you when it happened.
Maybe you should have rephrased the question.
Hey, Joe, did you see the 747 leaving and the people falling off the plane?
That happened five, six days ago.
That's not a response.
It's not an answer.
Yeah.
We know what the hell happened.
Do you know what he meant by that?
When he says it's been four or five days?
Stop crying over spilt milk.
That's water under the bridge.
That's done and over with.
Get over it.
That's what he meant by that.
That's why he said, man, that was four or five days ago.
People was literally scared for their life, jumping on planes that was already maxed out.
They was just willing to hold on to the side of a plane.
And his response is, that was four or five days ago.
Yeah.
But you know what?
I mean, those men that was doing that, they are nobody sugarcoat this, but.
No, no, don't say that.
Just don't say it.
Just hold on to that.
Would you want me to be Joe Biden?
No, man.
It's just like, man, people can't take the truth nowadays.
I mean, all those were men.
It's like when we was jumping on the side of plane like that, where was the women and the kids?
Maybe the women and the kids are smarter than the men.
What do you mean?
You can't actually ride an airplane through that.
I didn't see any women doing that.
No kids.
It was just men chasing the plane.
You're unfortunate in that country, man.
You either Taliban or you're a coward.
That's the observation I'm making.
That 747, it was all grown men.
And those people are not willing to fight for their freedom, for their freedom.
Chaos initially would have came, but when Joe came out and fly out, said you don't have to worry about any of this, that was just a flat-out lie.
He lied to everybody.
Yeah, go ahead and finish this video.
My thought was we have to gain control of this.
We have to move this more quickly.
We have to move in a way in which we can take control of that airport.
And we did.
So you don't think this could have been handled?
This actually could have been handled better in any way?
No mistakes?
No, I don't think it could have been handled in a way that we're going to go back in hindsight and look, but the idea that somehow there's a way to have gotten out without chaos ensuing, I don't know how that happens.
I don't know how that happened.
So for you, that was always priced into the decision?
Yes.
I mean, if you're going to make that decision, maybe you should have just kept the military in till you evacuated everybody that needs to be evacuated.
For you to come out and say that it was nothing you could have did better and refer to it as hindsight, that's what hindsight is.
What could have you done better?
You see what I'm saying?
You could have done something better like evacuate people.
Well, he's claiming in hindsight you can always do things better.
No, that's just being smart.
The people that was working for you, the people that they're going to label a snitch, you should have evacuated them.
The Americans that was there working, you should have evacuated them.
It shouldn't have come to this.
I mean, it's not like it's like the damn fourth quarter and it's the damn seventh game of the finals and it's three seconds on the clock.
I mean, you can extend the clock.
Yeah.
You should have.
There's not a buzzer that's going to go off, Joe.
Who you think you are?
Michael Jordan in the finals?
You don't have to do it right then and there.
You could have prolonged this.
I mean, what's the point?
You've been there 20 years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course you could have did something better.
So he thinks it's fine that people throwing their kids over to complete strangers is fine.
Yeah.
People falling off of airplanes, people running with a 747, falling to the death.
That's four or five days ago, people.
Yeah.
Of course you could have did something better.
For you to deny that it's just lacks leadership.
Yeah.
But he's a Democrat.
I mean, that answer would have, I mean, your voters were like, man, that's a great answer.
That was four or five days ago.
Who gives a shit now?
No, he put a lot of people's lives at risk.
Yeah, but his voters probably like, yeah, that's a good point.
But your voters are idiots.
You have to be an idiot if you think that's a responsible response to a question.
He didn't answer.
He gave a bunch of players.
He never owned up to anything.
He never answered a question.
Yeah.
Straight on.
Let's go to the next video, the actual general.
I mean, you think that's bad?
Listen to the general.
Yeah.
There was nothing that I or anyone else saw that indicated a collapse of this army and this government in 11 days.
No, I did not, nor did anyone else see a collapse of an army that size in 11 days.
He's the general.
Who are you, General Lee of the South back in the Confederacy?
You didn't see that ass whooping coming from the North?
You didn't see that coming?
You're not a general.
You Lieutenant Dan.
People like you got Bubber Killed and Forrest Gun.
You Lieutenant Dan?
Yeah, you Lieutenant Dane.
Lieutenant Dan?
You went God bang.
Lieutenant Dan, you wouldn't got legs, Lieutenant Dane.
Lieutenant Danced to an Asian woman.
You didn't see this coming.
Maybe instead of studying white rage, you should have studied fucking brown rage.
Insurrection And Rage 00:12:42
Maybe tan with a bird wearing a burko or fucking.
Maybe you should have studied.
What's that shit they put on the head?
Huh?
What's that shit on the head?
They wear it on the head.
It's a nice ass wave captive.
Maybe when you should have studied turbine rage.
Yeah, remember he...
Do y'all recall?
White rage.
He got into it with Matt.
Matt Gates.
Yeah, Matt Gates about it.
Matt Gates.
It's Gates.
We like to pronounce his name like how you see it.
That's how black people are that damn urbanics.
I think it's Gates.
What he should have spelled it, G-A-T-E-S. Gates.
That G-A-E-T-Z.
That shit throws off black people.
Yeah.
Let me say this.
Let me say this.
Remember, he got into it with him, and he's like, I want to learn about white rage.
Do y'all recall that?
Yeah, that shit.
Woke ass June.
I'm not surprised this dumbass didn't see it coming.
Yeah, he's too bad.
Too busy studying white rage.
She's been studying turban rage.
Too busy being woke is what his problem is.
Too busy being woke.
Yeah, turban.
That's what you call it, right?
Turban?
It's all the same.
I want to learn what turban rage is.
Yeah, you should have been reading up on that.
That Taliban rage.
I want to learn what tan rage is.
Hey, 300,000 people, they claim that they've trans do y'all know what 300,000 people look like?
That's a little over half the population of Wyoming.
That's a lot of people.
300,000.
Like, I've been at a comic show where we had like a thousand fans there.
Yeah.
That's a lot of people.
300,000?
That's like 300,000 theaters.
I mean, that's so many people.
If you actually believe that, you believe there's people walking from Central America 22,500, 3,000 miles walking to our border.
If you believe that, you actually believe some women can maintain an erection.
If you believe that, I'm going one-up you.
You want up me on?
How are you going to one-up me on that one?
If you believe that, you believe you can stop the climate from changing.
Oh, hell no.
I'm going to one-up you on that one.
If you actually believe that, you actually think some women can pee standing up.
You can't beat me on that.
I think you got me on that.
If you believe that, you think some men can have babies.
Get pregnant, huh?
You got to be screwing hard to do that.
You got to be dropping it in them.
You got to be slamming it on, boy.
I'm going to give you a baby, boy.
No, that's just, that's good.
If a man gets pregnant, that's an abomination.
You need to abort that shit.
But I'm pro-choice when it comes to that shit.
Hey, let's get serious on this.
This general, this whole administration.
Yeah.
I mean, y'all, y'all.
Yeah.
Y'all crazy as hell.
If y'all progressive and y'all don't have a problem with what's going on in Afghanistan and these people's responses, keep in mind, they impeached President Trump twice over far, less.
I can't even remember what they impeached him for.
This is some bullshit.
They got him one time for.
He said he caused a riot at the Capitol building.
He said he incited violence.
They took him out twice.
Yeah, they call that.
Hey, let me add this.
They said that's an insurrection.
No, insurrection is just what happened in Afghanistan.
And you hear the news?
Nobody calls it an insurrection.
Yeah.
Why do y'all think they don't call that an insurrection?
Because they've been painting all these crazy white supremacists that went to the thing on January 6th.
That's what your idea of an insurrection should be.
People about weapons out there protesting is pissed off.
Yeah, you're being facetious about the white supremacy, right?
Yeah, of course.
I'm joking.
Well, you got to spell out something.
Some conservatives are stupid.
They call this white supremacist.
First time seeing the video on getting our heads.
I'm telling my first time conservatives.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, man.
This dude, I thought this crazy guy is some assholes.
Yeah, but see, that's why they don't use that term insurrectionist for what's going on.
That's a insurrection when you're upset about the election and you're having a mostly peaceful protest at the Capitol Building.
Yeah, and you're white.
This is actually what an insurrection is.
You take over the government, you have weapons.
What happened on January 6th?
I don't agree with what happened there.
Shit happened.
This shit is shit.
It was more about.
It wasn't more.
What happened at the Capitol Building was more about the lack of security in their planning.
That shouldn't have never happened if they had that.
It falls on the actual government.
They should have known what was coming.
Right.
What?
And they should hold our government accountable what's going on, the administration, what's going on in Afghanistan.
And if people that stepped out of line that day, this piss poor planning, it's lack of leadership, it's lack of critical thinking, it's lack of thinking, period.
I actually think, I actually think they wanted that to happen.
Yeah, you can't say that.
In hindsight, just like Joe said, in hindsight, looking back on it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, y'all can have y'all's conspiracies.
Hey, hey, hey, we can have conspiracies too.
Y'all once said Trump colluded with Russia.
Y'all can have y'all's theories.
Why can't we have ours?
What's up?
What's up?
No, I'm done talking.
What are you talking about, man?
No, man, it's probably important, man.
But see, that whole impeachment.
Like, I've heard some concern he needs to.
You're not going to impeach him.
You don't have the nerves.
So just shut up.
Yeah.
Just don't.
I don't even want to see that.
It's a waste of time.
It's a waste of money.
I mean, just try to get done what you can get.
Y'all remember when Trump assassinated Salami?
I forget his name.
Salamani.
Yeah, Solomani.
Yeah, Salami is a lot of people.
Yeah, they said Trump was a dictator and he's going to cause a war and all this.
And they call him a tyrant.
And look, the left Democrats, progressives, they're like so silent about what's going on right now.
These people impeached our president twice and they're dead silent.
They have no criticisms.
They're actually, there's videos of the Taliban painting over women's pictures.
Yeah.
Like women can't be like in a position of like leadership in that country.
They're more like property in that country.
They're just something to, you know, just to bang.
Yeah, it's that culture, man.
And to get you a sandwich and to keep your goats clean so you can bang those too.
Man, that's too far, man.
Banging goats.
Yeah, I went too.
I don't believe that, man.
I mean, I know those people.
I know they got their culture, but I don't think they're in the banging goats.
There's videos.
Banging goats?
I went too far with that.
I did some.
I did some Don Jr. right there.
Have you been watching his memes lately?
That dude is like a savage.
When I see these memes, I don't think of like the past president's son, a white guy.
I think of like an aborigine in a case or just putting up these damn memes.
These dudes are savage.
I think it's...
Who we put up a couple, man?
Huh?
I'll throw one up right now.
Take a look at this.
I mean, this dude is a savage.
Yeah, Trump Jr. don't give a no more.
He had enough of these damn people.
Yeah.
This is me.
And I don't care if you like it.
Yeah, man.
I mean, we need more of that.
I mean, we lack leaders in this world, and that's evident like what's going on in Australia and just all over the world.
It's just, it comes from, it comes from stupid leaders.
Yeah, I think a majority of it is leftism.
More on the liberal.
I mean, I'm not saying conservatives are perfect, but you can't disagree.
If Trump was in office, this country would be better off.
Afghanistan, I'm sure, would be a little better off.
And my point is this: once you go to Afghanistan, you can't actually ever leave.
As soon as you leave, it's unstable again.
Like we got the troops in Korea and all these other places in the world.
Just to keep those regions of the world stable.
And there's some places where there's army bases, military, U.S. military bases, and I don't think the government, they don't even need to be there.
But in my opinion, you need to have a presence here.
Yeah.
It's a bad idea because that's going to be attacks on other countries because of this, because we pulled out.
I think the whole region is unstable now.
They can go back to doing what they're doing.
And now they have our weapons from the 300,000 people they trained.
Like you should, I don't believe through it.
Maybe they should have rephrased that.
How many people actually started your training and finished?
It wasn't 300,000.
You had 300,000 people show up, but 300,000 people did not complete that training.
But still in hell, you're going to get through 300,000 soldiers.
Hey, they count, they count, they count the people, they count their soldiers, how they count the COVID cases in the U.S.
Well, that shit's inflated then.
That's what happens when you have leftists just running everything.
Yeah.
The world would be a lot better off if we did share more conservative values, man.
It definitely would help the Middle East.
Ain't no denying that shit.
If y'all can use more white supremacists in the Middle East.
Yeah, we can send you some white supremacists.
CNN said we're filled with them.
They can show y'all how to, you know, get your shit together.
Hey, look, when I say white supremacists, I'm joking.
He's being facetious.
I'm just being facetious.
I'm just being sarcastic.
This country is not.
Well, if you're white and you can serve as you're a white supremacist by today's standards, if I can be a black Nazi, hey, yeah, we're far off.
You're Christian.
If you're Christian and you're white and you can serve, you damn white supremacists.
You're like, you're painting us like this.
Based on what MSNBC and CNN said.
You're painting like this evil entity.
You're like this evil thing, and you never hear them paint them out there in the Middle East like that.
Yeah, you can't criticize them.
Yeah, because you want to give more motivation to this stuff.
I mean, damn, man.
All right, this video long as hell.
Been a damn.
There will never be peace in the Middle East.
That shit rhymes for some reason.
Somebody's trying to tell us something.
I mean, the Bible's been talking about this shit.
The Bible has been telling us.
The Bible didn't tell us that shit rhymes.
Somebody's trying to tell us something.
There will never be peace in the Middle East.
I mean, this stuff's been gone.
This is not until you send them white supremacists back over there to stabilize that damn country.
There was peace out there.
They were calling it a war.
It was war.
That shit was.
I mean, nobody was dying.
The way Mark Levin phrased it.
I mean, it's not a 20-year war.
I mean, we're just there for like the past decade and a half just to keep it peaceful, to stabilize the region.
That's why I say, once you leave, once you go there, you cannot leave.
You can't.
You can't.
You cannot leave.
Look at the Taliban.
They've running down the street and shooting people, going to the airport.
Yeah, the Taliban didn't give up.
They was in the caves, no AC with their goats and shit.
Yeah, they was wearing them damn fancy ass wave caps.
They just waiting.
They waited us out, man.
They just people have been living this way since the Bible.
They waited us out.
Yeah, as soon as they seen y'all see them, they jumped on the camels like that damn wave cap bouncing on them down.
Hey, Rod them camels, man, can't be good for your back, man.
Man, them damn big ass humps.
Yeah, you got to sit in between them humps.
You got to grab one of them humps.
Yeah, but uh oh man, it's a crazy world we live in.
Crazy.
It was a damn good show.
Yeah.
Mike Lindell, true patriot.
He needs our help.
Here's a man who started from nothing.
Built a great company, great products.
I mean, you can buy pillows, towels.
You can even buy some stuff for your pets, for your dog.
Supporting Mike Lindell 00:01:07
I'm buying some stuff for my dog, Milo, and Ruby.
We support people that have a great product and supports our country.
Yeah.
And they support freedom of speech.
I don't.
I don't support companies, that's yeah, just that.
Don't support this country.
Yeah, I don't support companies that don't value other people's opinions and the left is trying to destroy this man because he has a different opinion.
Yeah, just because he supported the president of the United States.
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