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Aug. 18, 2021 - Hodgetwins
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Las Vegas Raiders Have Lost Their Minds!

Hodgetwins dissect the Las Vegas Raiders' controversial vaccine mandate, mocking the move as a shift from Oakland to a "liberal shithole" and predicting ticket sales will crash. They attack Governor Gavin Newsom as a "far-left piece of scum," citing conspiracy theories about vaccine efficacy involving a Southwest Airlines attendant and Matt's daughter while promoting Mike Lindell merchandise with codes like "Chinese Virus." Ultimately, the hosts frame the NFL's policy as "woke crap" that alienates fans, positioning themselves against what they term leftist leadership. [Automatically generated summary]

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Letting Them Into The Game 00:14:30
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We coming that liberal shithole California.
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Hey, um the Los Angeles no no I took said that wrong.
They've been left Los Angeles.
They was leaving Oakland that liberal shithole.
They left Oakland and Los Angeles.
I don't blame you for leaving Oakland.
I mean what the hell were you thinking when you went there?
The Raiders.
Oakland got some nice places though.
No, they don't.
A little bit.
Where the hell is that nice to live in Oakland?
It's fucking Oakland.
They got some nice spots in Oakland, man.
Even Chicago's got some nice parts, man.
That's what they say.
But anyway, Las Vegas Raiders, they moved to Las Vegas.
Right?
And they left one liberal shithole.
Well, this place is purple, man.
Yeah, well, hey, California, won't y'all stop coming here, man?
Y'all take your ass back where you came from.
Stop coming here.
I don't want you here.
You can come here to visit, but don't vote in the same policies that you're fleeing from California.
They don't understand.
They liberal.
They think, yeah.
You think they got that much critical thinking skill?
Oh, look how cheap it is out there.
You wonder why it's so cheap out here?
Don't worry, gas a little cheaper?
Well, it's a little cheaper.
Now that gas is expensive out here.
Yeah, because these damn people from California, these damn liberals, man.
He's screwing up everything.
But anyway, the Raiders, they done lost that damn mind.
Y'all should change y'all's name to the Las Vegas.
Don't tell them.
Don't go there yet.
Tell them why.
Got a show in the video.
Man, check out this video.
Top stories.
And thank you.
Raider Nation and any football fans talking about vaccination stadium.
We're waking up to some big news.
You know what I'm saying?
She asked to drop their masks if the venue requires vaccination.
Now, we are expected to learn more from the Raiders later today, but right now, here's what we know.
Those vaccine requirements start immediately, meaning you'll have to have gotten the shot if you plan on attending the team's Monday Night Football home opener on September 13th against the Baltimore Ravens.
Fully vaccinated fans will have to provide proof through an app.
Now, partially vaccinated fans, meaning you've gotten at least one shot, will also be allowed to attend, but will have to mask up.
And for anyone who's still unvaccinated that wants to go to a game, vaccines will be available at the stadium on game day.
You can get your shop then and go right on in, but you'll have to wear a mask.
Now, there are still some unknowns this morning.
Like, what will the policy be for younger guests who aren't eligible for the vaccine just yet?
We're hoping to get the answer to that and more when the Raiders host a news conference today at noon.
Be sure to stick with Fox 5, the official Brad Home of the Raiders.
Cut it off.
Man, we live in a sexy society.
A what?
A sexy society.
How many times have you looked at the news and saw an ugly woman on there?
Hey, those are the facts.
You know that lady was beautiful.
You'll never see an ugly woman telling the news.
A big fat job of a hut.
Hey, with a big fat nigga.
Today's weather report in Vegas.
It's hot as hell out of here.
Yeah.
I mean, that's...
Yeah, she's pretty, man.
It draws in the guys, man.
Yeah.
Draws in some women, too.
Dude, dude, it's album cut on news.
Oh, I ain't watching this.
Put on Fox 10, man.
They got some hot chicks on there.
I had a bad number.
Come on, look at this.
Hey, but anyway, Los Angeles Raiders, y'all lost your stamina mind.
Last night to this Raiders, Las Vegas Raiders.
That's right, Las Vegas.
Might as well call them Los Angeles.
All them f ⁇ ers are coming here anyway.
California is ruining this damn state.
Hey, hey, hey.
I don't blame you for leaving Oakland, but damn it.
Anyway, Las Vegas Raiders, y'all, man.
What the hell were they doing in Oakland?
What were y'all thinking when you moved your team from Los Angeles to Oakland?
From one liberal shithole to another.
Name one good thing about Oakland.
Just one.
Diversity?
That shit just.
That shit is overrated.
Y'all say, oh, diversity brings it together.
It also separates us.
Yeah, but y'all come to Vegas.
You're here now in Vegas.
Yeah, yeah.
You should change your names.
Yeah, you're definitely not Las Vegas Raiders.
Y'all should change y'all's name to damn Las Vegas Communists.
No, Las Vegas Nazis.
You gonna force a vaccine on your fans?
Are you fing crazy?
Hey, stop all that damn cussing.
That's crazy as hell, man.
All that damn cussing.
You paying all that money for them damn tickets.
And you gonna force me to take a shot?
Well, they're making it convenient.
Look, you go and say, look, I want a couple hot dogs, a dodder Dr. Pepper, and give me a couple of them COVID shots.
Hey, hey, you got the boosters?
You ain't got the damn boosters?
What the hell's wrong with y'all?
Just my joke.
Shut the hell up.
Hey, you ain't got the damn boosters.
Hey, next week, y'all playing the Cowboys.
Y'all going to have the boosters then?
Yeah.
All right, I'll be back.
I better have my damn booster, my hot dogs, and my damn blood light.
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
You can get your damn shot there.
I hope it's not actual Raider team employees.
I hope it's actual physicians, doctors, nurses.
Nurses, because you got to store them.
I hope it's not the water board giving up.
Because you got to store that stuff right.
You can't like just put it in the coolers, hey, and sit here with the Dr. Peppers.
Here's your COVID shot.
Oh, I got to take it myself.
Yeah, you got to take it yourself.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Yeah, that's kind of...
I don't know about that, man.
It's weird.
And it's not a vaccine.
I mean, they call it a vaccine.
They say experimental vaccine.
You can call it that.
Put experimental in front of it.
But I wanted to say something.
I think this sets a horrible precedent.
What are the other NFL teams?
What are like these concerts, these other places, these big venues?
I'm going to laugh if y'all the only team that does this.
No, it's good.
You're going to look like total jackass.
I don't think it is.
Well, they're the first team to come out.
Nobody else has made this one of their apologies to enter the game.
So if no other team comes out and say, hey, we support the Raiders, we're going to do the same thing.
You're going to look like a total jackass.
Well, I think they, you know, they've been talking.
They're going to say, hey, we're going to step up.
We're going to be the first team.
We ain't going to tell nobody.
We're just going to show everybody our leadership.
No, they probably been talking.
You're probably right.
But I'm telling you, they was the test subject.
Hey, you come out and say this shit and let's just see what happens.
See what happens.
You see what happened in them damn ticket sales.
Because you're pretty much telling half of your audience to go screw themselves.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, in Australia, you think it's getting crazy here.
Check this out.
This is in Australia.
There will be no removal of masks to consume alcohol outdoors.
So you will no longer be able to remove your mask to drink a cocktail at a pop-up beer garden on a footpath as part of a pub crawl.
It's getting crazy in Australia.
Man, that is one stupid bloke.
What's wrong with your brain, mate?
You crazy-ass ALT?
Hey, how the hell are you supposed to take a drink or something with a mask on?
Well, I guess he's saying you got your mask, right?
You got your mask.
You gotta push that bitch out.
Get that mask on compress on your face and push that damn bottle right down your damn throat.
We gotta cut a hole in your mask, stick a straw through that.
You can't do that.
Suck down your nice cold beverage.
You just gotta lift up your mask and suck it down.
Those masks are very ineffective of protecting you.
You get some protection, but it's very ineffective.
If you're breathing air, bitch, you're breathing COVID.
Hey, let me say this.
Let me say this.
You know how they say condoms is what?
98, 97, 99% effective?
Yeah.
Right?
That's because though.
They're probably less effective with me.
Because I'll be busting them condoms.
When I'm done, shut up.
All you see is the ring at the base.
Everything else is, it exploded.
And you just got a rubber band.
The condom turned into a cochering.
Hey, let's get serious on this.
Here's what it looks like, man.
Damn, cockering.
Hey, Larry.
Let's get serious on this.
Stop all this damn laughing.
Let's get serious on this.
Man, you stupid as hell for saying that.
I mean, damn.
Hey, let me say.
No brains.
Let me finish what I was going to say.
No logic.
Let me bring up like the condom.
The condom is 97, 98% effective.
You know why?
Because it's like, it doesn't have any holes in it.
Like, if you take a condom, that'd be better than a mask.
Because you put that condom on your head, you're going to suffocate to death.
Yeah.
And that's only 98% effective when it comes to preventing pregnancy.
How effective do you really think a mask where you can actually breathe through is how you get viruses?
You breathe them.
If air is coming through the match, you're breathing in COVID.
If your eyes are open, you breathing in COVID.
If you're doing this, touching shit, find COVID vaccine.
This is how you get COVID.
You're doing this shit.
I mean, you can.
Hey, man, how's it going?
Nice speech, man.
Then you go home and you cannot stop.
Wait a minute, let me say this.
You cannot stop.
You can't stop.
You cannot stop climate change.
You cannot spread the virus.
You can't stop spreading it.
Yeah.
It's gotta just work its way through.
You just had to do the finger banging, huh?
You know, everybody get home home day at work, man.
First thing they're gonna do is they go warm the wife.
Hey, hey.
Damn it, let's get serious on this.
Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now, you Christians, if you pissed off at me, man, y'all need to learn how to relax and laugh.
I'm a Christian too, you know.
Hey, let me say something, Kevin.
Let me say something.
Stop antagonizing the Christians.
Let me say this: that mask, that experimental vaccine.
I mean, we, we, I don't think that the, I don't think Express, I don't think they even realize how effective it is.
I'm gonna bring up this story that just recently happened.
Yeah, this guy was a flight attendant for Southwest Airlines.
He got vaccinated.
Yeah, he was trying to do the right thing.
He was trying to do the right thing, and he got vaccinated.
He ended up catching COVID and he passed away.
Yeah, that's all you hear from that story.
You can Google it yourself.
But do we actually know if he actually passed away from COVID?
Because I've ran into countless people who've got the vaccine who then came down with COVID.
And I met him in where is it, North Carolina?
He was telling me about his experience with the vaccine shot.
And he said he was, he ended up in the hospital.
He almost died.
Yeah.
So they don't get out like the news, they only give you how much the news only gives you enough information to frame the story that they're trying to put out there.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah, like you said, man.
How effective is that vaccine?
If you get a vaccine and you get the one thing that you're trying to protect yourself and you get it and die, how effective is it?
Yeah, I mean, I also told y'all about this.
Uh, this guy, Matt, and his daughter's 24 who went to fly across the world.
Yeah.
Yeah, she had to get the vaccine and she developed a blood clot and died.
Yeah.
So I just, and then the Raiders, the only reason why I bring this up, the Raiders pushing this on their fans.
Yeah.
You can't come in this statum unless you get this experimental vaccine that people are still catching COVID with.
People are still catching COVID and dying, even though they got the vaccine, or people just dying outright by taking the vaccine.
Yeah, there's a lot of people.
That's how many seats that hold.
If you give out 20,000 vaccinations, I mean, the law of large numbers, somebody's going to have a serious side effect when they're eating that hot dog and drinking that beer.
Yeah, it's just an average of large numbers.
Eventually, somebody's going to get very, very sick or have to be transported to the hospital.
Yeah.
Coercing Fans With Vaccines 00:03:13
But y'all are going to let them into the game.
It's like, and you just stuck in that crowded-ass statum, all that bad traffic.
What if something happens once they go into the stadium after?
I mean, it's bound.
This looks horrible, y'all.
Mandating this on your fans.
I mean, do anybody in the organization, the owner of the stadium or whoever's in charge of this policy, do you have any brains at all?
Are you that stupid?
Yeah.
And it's like, look what happened to this guy that worked with Southwest.
You're going to have a serious incident at one of your games.
Well, I mean, conceivably, yeah.
Yeah.
Conceivably, yeah.
Thousands of people going at somebody's going to have a severe effect.
Yeah.
Yeah, who gives a shit?
I ain't going.
You can keep your hot dogs, you like beers, and your COVID shots and your boosters.
I ain't coming to you.
I was about to take my wife to the game, man.
I ain't never been.
I've been to a Cowboy game like four years ago.
I mean, there's some NFL players that support what we do.
I mean, they reach out to us.
But it's like, this, this, like, man, y'all got so many batshit crazy leftists that's involved with the leadership of these sports organizations.
Yeah.
And then many of the players are just spreading that propaganda.
I was like, I'm not going to support that.
I can't support it.
Yeah, that's why I don't watch the NBA.
I support players individually, the people, the patriots that participate in these sports.
Yeah.
But man, a lot of these people, man, and Governor Sisilak, that dude, he's behind all this out here.
Yeah, he's a liberal piece of scum.
Hey, man, what's up with the name calling?
No, he's just my personal opinion.
I'm not calling him now.
I just think he's a far-left piece of scum.
So an opinion.
I didn't call him a name, though.
I just, what I think about his politics.
Yeah, there you go.
Clean it.
Him as a person, he might be a good person.
How can he be a good person?
That's what I'm saying.
It's a small chance.
He's probably just, he's probably an asshole.
Anybody with those type of outlooks and policies, and you got to be a jerk.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm done talking about this.
I'm tired.
I hope y'all have a wonderful season.
What?
I hope they have a good season, man.
No, I hope y'all's ticket sales crash.
Oh, they're going to crash.
You pretty basically turn away half of your fans.
Put your foot down.
Put your foot down, Raiders.
I don't care if you put your damn foot down.
You stand up for what's right, what you feel is right.
And watch what happens to your damn ticket sales.
It can't be that damn many damn fools that's willing to support the Raiders.
Yeah.
And they only can support them unless they get a vaccine shot.
Make decisions between them and their doctor.
Can I do some talking?
I'm a die-hard Cowboys fan.
I didn't watch them last year because all the wokey woke crap.
If everything returned back to normal and if I was in Dallas or in Texas and there was a Cowboy game and I really wanted to go to see the Cowboys and if I was turned, if I had an option of going in and see the Cowboys after I take the vaccine, I'm not taking that vaccine because that's my decision, not yours.
Your organization.
Yeah, I feel like you're coercing people to do something.
Yeah, you can go f yourself.
Supporting Great Companies 00:01:41
Hey, man, what's up with Folly Cussing?
I like to use it sometimes, man, just emphasize shit.
Yeah.
Ain't nothing like a good cuss word.
Yeah, ain't nothing like that.
It ain't nothing like a good f ⁇ .
Yeah.
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He needs our help.
Here's a man who started from nothing.
Built a great company, great products.
I mean, you can buy pillows, towels.
You can even buy some stuff for your pets, for your dog.
I'm buying some stuff for my dog, Milo, and Ruby.
We support people that have a great product and supports our country.
Yeah.
And they support freedom of speech.
Yeah, I don't support companies that's just that don't support this country.
Yeah, I don't support companies that don't value other people's opinions.
And the left is trying to destroy this man because he has a different opinion.
Yeah.
Just because he supported the president of the United States.
So go to his website now.
Yeah, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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