Hodgetwins - Transgender Woman Wins Miss Nevada Pageant Aired: 2021-07-01 Duration: 14:39 === Plastic Surgery and Politics (12:22) === [00:00:07] Yeah Got a new show for y'all got a damn good show. [00:00:11] Yeah, before we start the show remember everybody you can always support the twins at officialharstwins.com Pick you out a patriotic t-shirt or hat maybe a white privilege card or maybe some beard products Look at it hanging. [00:00:30] It's all them old. [00:00:31] Yeah, also got some new shows coming going can I give him the discount code? [00:00:34] Oh go ahead. [00:00:38] Don't interrupt me when I'm doing my go Kevin go Don't forget you don't always get 20% off your purchase. [00:00:44] All you got to do use discount code Chinese virus Get 20% off. [00:00:52] I told him that and uh we're going back on the road got some new shows coming Watch us perform live on stage like we used to before all that COVID came around the Chinese virus We coming to Texas. [00:01:04] Yeah. [00:01:05] We're coming to Wisconsin. [00:01:06] Is the shows up yet? [00:01:08] Indiana? [00:01:08] They're going up soon. [00:01:09] The Texas shows up. [00:01:10] Yeah. [00:01:11] Then we're going to California, Bakersfield, Versalia, and several places in Indiana, Milwaukee. [00:01:16] But anyway, today we're going to talk about, what is this, Miss Nevada? [00:01:20] She won Miss Nevada. [00:01:21] Yeah. [00:01:23] First transgender, well, first man to win a woman's pageant. [00:01:28] Well, biological man to win a woman's package. [00:01:32] I never thought I would see where men are showing women how to be a better woman. [00:01:39] Yeah. [00:01:40] How is that even possible? [00:01:41] Women, just admit it. [00:01:43] Us men, we do everything better than y'all. [00:01:45] That's like that James Brown song. [00:01:47] Yeah. [00:01:47] It's a mass world. [00:01:50] Don't hate on her. [00:01:51] Don't hate on her. [00:01:52] She's doing it better than y'all. [00:01:54] Kevin. [00:01:56] Kevin's being facetious. [00:01:56] Yeah, I have to admit it. [00:01:58] No, Kevin's being facetious. [00:02:00] Hey, fellas, if you stuck on the island with this chick, right? [00:02:03] And Rosie O'Donnell, who you hitting? [00:02:08] You know why? [00:02:08] Because you're gay. [00:02:14] You are closet homosexual. [00:02:17] Hey, hey, Kevin. [00:02:18] If you stuck on the island like Tim Hanks, right? [00:02:21] That's Tom Hanks. [00:02:22] Who the hell is Tim Hanks? [00:02:24] Yeah, Tom Hanks. [00:02:26] You tired of banging that volleyball? [00:02:28] You stuck on that with Miss Nevada. [00:02:30] Yeah. [00:02:31] Or Rosie O'Donnell. [00:02:32] I know who you're hitting, brother. [00:02:34] Hey, look, I'm not going to judge you, man. [00:02:38] Dude, just do you, baby. [00:02:40] Personally, I'm... [00:02:41] Man. [00:02:41] Personally, man. [00:02:42] Hey, yeah. [00:02:43] I can't. [00:02:43] Hey, I don't know what I'm doing. [00:02:44] I'm going to do personally, you know. [00:02:46] What? [00:02:46] I would fight it. [00:02:47] You can't. [00:02:48] What? [00:02:49] I'm just going to have to rail Rosie, huh? [00:02:55] I mean, Rosie, actually. [00:02:57] Well, no, that's bullying. [00:02:58] I can't say that. [00:02:59] All right, look here. [00:03:00] Yeah, she doesn't even look like a man. [00:03:02] I mean, I don't, I'm sorry for referring to her as an it, but let me rephrase. [00:03:09] He does not look like a man. [00:03:12] Looks like a she. [00:03:13] I mean, yeah, of course. [00:03:14] Yeah. [00:03:15] And I'm not trying to be. [00:03:16] Cosmetic surgery. [00:03:17] And I'm not trying to be mean and evil by miss, what's that? [00:03:21] Misgendering you. [00:03:22] I'm referring to you as she and her. [00:03:24] Yeah. [00:03:24] That's your pronoun. [00:03:25] I mean, plastic surgery is amazing. [00:03:27] Like. [00:03:28] You think it's plastic surgery? [00:03:29] The hell do you think it is? [00:03:30] Maybe it was just a man that was real feminine. [00:03:32] Just put on some makeup. [00:03:33] There's some plastic surgery going on now. [00:03:35] Plastic surgery going on. [00:03:36] Like a nose job and stuff? [00:03:37] I mean, so. [00:03:38] There's a bunch of stuff going on. [00:03:40] Hormones and. [00:03:41] Yeah. [00:03:42] All kinds of stuff. [00:03:43] But I'm not surprised she won. [00:03:46] Because look what happened when Caitlin Jenner came out and transitioned. [00:03:50] She won woman of the year. [00:03:52] She was only a woman for like three months. [00:03:55] She won woman of the year. [00:03:59] What's that one movie won Academy Award? [00:04:00] Moonlight? [00:04:02] Yeah. [00:04:02] Yeah. [00:04:03] Yeah, what that movie is about until I went to go see it. [00:04:05] Yeah, why do you think Moonlight won an Academy Award? [00:04:09] A bunch of homosexual sex in that man. [00:04:14] Politics is in everything we watch and view and listen to now. [00:04:17] Yeah, so it was an agenda why that movie won Academy Award. [00:04:22] Does it deserve to have Academy Award? [00:04:24] Not really. [00:04:25] If I want to see gay sex, I just go to a porn site. [00:04:29] I remember when I watched Moonlight. [00:04:32] I said, look, baby, look, this movie looks like pretty good. [00:04:35] It won't Academy Award, right? [00:04:37] Yeah. [00:04:37] Just watch it. [00:04:38] So I'm watching. [00:04:39] I'm saying, man, this dude's getting sucked off on the beach by a dude. [00:04:44] I mean, it's just, I don't want to see that. [00:04:45] Yeah. [00:04:46] Not me being a Christian and all, you know. [00:04:53] Hey, but I don't have nothing against gay people. [00:04:56] I imagine that's how gay people. [00:04:58] I'm just making jokes, all right? [00:05:00] Yeah. [00:05:00] We just cracking jokes. [00:05:02] Can we crack a joke? [00:05:05] I'm not, I don't hate gay people. [00:05:06] I'm not homophobic. [00:05:07] I'm not scared of a gay person. [00:05:09] Just to make any sense to me, homophobic. [00:05:11] Oh my God, a gay person. [00:05:15] Crazy as hell. [00:05:16] Hey, what was I going to say? [00:05:19] Man, I forgot what I was going to say, man. [00:05:21] Hey, man, looking at that photo, man. [00:05:22] She deserves that award. [00:05:24] No, she puts you women in shame. [00:05:29] Kim got me thinking up, got me thinking about being a homosexual. [00:05:36] Hey, Kim, what? [00:05:38] Let's get serious on this. [00:05:40] I ain't playing no more. [00:05:41] Get serious on this. [00:05:46] Hey, man. [00:05:47] Stop sniffing in the damn microphone. [00:05:51] Look, I think she competed. [00:05:56] I'm going to be nice. [00:05:57] I mean, don't go out. [00:05:58] I mean, she's went through all this to look like this. [00:06:00] I can call her. [00:06:01] She's got some skin in the game. [00:06:03] I mean, it's not right to be called a she or her. [00:06:06] Yeah, I agree. [00:06:07] I mean, you don't. [00:06:08] You're not a cross-dresser. [00:06:09] Yeah, a cross-dresser is like me putting on stuff and going to the package. [00:06:13] I'm up there flexing. [00:06:14] Yeah. [00:06:15] It got a beard and everything. [00:06:17] I ain't got no skin again. [00:06:18] This female, she's got some skin. [00:06:20] This, hers, got some skin. [00:06:22] Yeah, but for her to beat 20 biological women. [00:06:27] Hey, man, women do it. [00:06:28] I mean, men do it better than women, man. [00:06:30] Hey, you women, man, y'all's days are numbered. [00:06:33] They're going to take away y'all's patches. [00:06:35] They're going to take away swimsuit marks. [00:06:37] It's going to be number transgender. [00:06:39] WNBA, they're coming for you. [00:06:41] Finally, we're going to get to see a woman dunk a basketball. [00:06:45] They're coming for y'all. [00:06:49] When y'all been replaced by transgender females, then y'all going to be like, damn, should have said something. [00:06:54] Don't act like you didn't see it coming because men do it way better than you females. [00:06:59] This man came in, swooped up, and took y'all's trophy. [00:07:02] Man, y'all. [00:07:04] But if y'all say anything, they're going to label y'all. [00:07:07] That's some haters. [00:07:08] Yeah, homophobic. [00:07:10] But y'all didn't get the hormonal treatment. [00:07:12] Y'all didn't get the plastic surgery. [00:07:13] I'm thinking. [00:07:14] I'm thinking all the women there had some kind of treatment. [00:07:17] Yeah. [00:07:17] But this transgender, man, she must got that Kardashian money. [00:07:22] Oh, that damn shit she got done. [00:07:27] Hey, hey, women, how do y'all feel about that? [00:07:29] June, genuinely. [00:07:30] In the comments, let us know. [00:07:31] Do you think this is right? [00:07:34] Stupid. [00:07:35] You didn't even got to ask. [00:07:36] You know what's funny? [00:07:37] When, okay, we grew up, my mom was really Christian. [00:07:40] Man, why are you going there, man? [00:07:41] No, I'm just talking about that Bible study session. [00:07:44] Yeah, okay. [00:07:44] Shut up. [00:07:45] Let me tell them. [00:07:46] I wouldn't take it that man. [00:07:47] They'll be taking down all our videos, man, saying we're not. [00:07:49] No, this is something. [00:07:50] No, this is biblical. [00:07:51] Mama taught us this. [00:07:52] Yeah, but they say the Bible is hate now. [00:07:55] No, I'm going to tell them. [00:07:56] Yeah, tell them, man. [00:07:57] Go ahead. [00:07:58] I'm going to be like every Sunday, Mama would have Bible study with us. [00:08:03] Right? [00:08:04] It'd be me and Kevin. [00:08:05] We'll be reading from the Bible. [00:08:06] Mama would make us read. [00:08:07] Mama's a damn good Bible study teacher. [00:08:11] Right? [00:08:12] You didn't get the answers right. [00:08:13] You didn't quote them verse. [00:08:14] She'll cuss you out. [00:08:17] Wake up, Kevin. [00:08:18] How many times are I tell you? [00:08:22] Kevin, come on, man. [00:08:23] Let's get serious on this. [00:08:24] Bob would take that Bible and go upside ahead. [00:08:28] I don't know how many times I've been beaten with a Bible. [00:08:31] Kevin, come on. [00:08:32] The Lord. [00:08:33] This is something Christianity. [00:08:35] Bam! [00:08:37] Hey, Kevin, let me tell them. [00:08:40] Let me tell them the story. [00:08:44] We were having Bible study on Sundays, right? [00:08:46] We said a prayer. [00:08:47] I didn't start reading the Bible. [00:08:49] And then Mama brought up this book one weekend. [00:08:52] And I'll never forget this because I was laughing hysterically at it. [00:08:56] It was, it showed women in the Bible naked, but they had a dickhank. [00:09:03] And mama said, the end of days are coming when you start seeing. [00:09:07] That's what people don't know their true identity. [00:09:09] Yeah, they start losing their identities. [00:09:11] And I thought that was so funny. [00:09:12] And it pissed mom off so much. [00:09:14] I said, Mama, this is never going to happen. [00:09:19] Mommy, you crazy Christian, mommy. [00:09:22] This ain't going to ever happen. [00:09:24] This sounds like some fairy tale shit. [00:09:26] Yeah, we will see. [00:09:27] That's when mama went upside my head with that damn rock. [00:09:30] So we're about, what, eight, seven? [00:09:32] Man, we was like six, seven years old, man. [00:09:35] Yeah, I'm in my 40s now, if y'all don't know. [00:09:37] I'm closer to 50 than I am to 40. [00:09:39] This has been years. [00:09:40] This is a long time ago. [00:09:41] Yeah. [00:09:42] And looking back on that now, this is what my mama was actually talking about. [00:09:47] Yeah. [00:09:48] Makes sense now. [00:09:51] That's why mama slapped the taste out your damn mouth, too. [00:09:54] I still can't feel this side of my face. [00:09:57] Thank you. [00:09:58] Mama messed up some nerves right there. [00:10:00] Yeah, but I mean, look, I beg that. [00:10:04] I believe we shouldn't be biggest. [00:10:06] Everybody should be able to live their own life. [00:10:08] But this is not. [00:10:09] I don't think this is okay. [00:10:10] I think if you're transgender, they should make you make your own page. [00:10:14] You shouldn't compete against biological females. [00:10:17] Yeah, I mean, it should be split up. [00:10:19] Yeah. [00:10:19] You don't have, I mean, think of, it's always a man going into a woman's pageant or sport winning. [00:10:25] When are you going to think you're going to see a man? [00:10:28] I mean, a woman transforming into a guy. [00:10:32] They don't even have guy packages. [00:10:33] Ain't nobody trying to see that. [00:10:34] Yeah, they have guy patches. [00:10:35] Yeah. [00:10:36] Yeah. [00:10:37] You're pretty gay, though. [00:10:42] They fit right in there. [00:10:43] Yeah, I think in Thailand, they got like a transgender pageant. [00:10:46] It's just transgenders. [00:10:47] Miss Tiffany's. [00:10:48] Yeah, Miss Tiffany's. [00:10:49] How you know about it? [00:10:50] It's what it said on the comment. [00:10:51] You think I'm looking up transgender pageants? [00:10:54] It's right there in the comments, man. [00:10:56] Yeah. [00:10:56] Yeah. [00:10:58] That's how I know. [00:10:59] I don't actually, you know, look at those pageants. [00:11:01] Somebody left that in the comment. [00:11:02] They call them Miss Tiffany's. [00:11:05] That's what they call them out there. [00:11:06] Miss Tiffany's page. [00:11:07] Bunch of transgenders in there. [00:11:10] Yeah. [00:11:11] Hey, fellas, in the comments, man. [00:11:13] I mean, what would y'all do? [00:11:13] Rosie O'Donnell or Miss Nevada? [00:11:18] No judgment. [00:11:19] No judgment. [00:11:20] Hey, Kevin, don't you? [00:11:21] It's an open form. [00:11:23] All right. [00:11:23] I believe in the First Amendment. [00:11:26] What they Tom Hanks with the volleyball and y'all stuck on a... [00:11:29] Some of y'all probably saying, I'm going to be the biggest homosexual on that island. [00:11:35] Hey, we're just having fun over here, man. [00:11:37] Y'all relax. [00:11:38] Congratulations to Mr. Vader. [00:11:40] But, I mean, I think this is wrong. [00:11:43] I don't think you should be doing this. [00:11:45] I mean, you won the pageant, but, you know, it should be for women. [00:11:49] I mean, transgenders, y'all should just have your own pageant. [00:11:52] You mean? [00:11:53] You know what I'm saying? [00:11:54] Y'all are using drugs and surgeries to, and these women are at a disadvantage, really? [00:12:01] No, no, because I can take the only reason why they're at a disadvantage because there's politics behind this. [00:12:07] Yeah, it's politics. [00:12:08] Like I said, why do you think Caitlin Jenner won? [00:12:10] Why do you think Moonlight won? [00:12:11] Why? [00:12:11] Yeah, it's because politics behind everything. [00:12:14] Yeah, they already knew who was going to win it before it even started. [00:12:17] I mean, it's just you screwed, women. [00:12:21] Should have stood up for yourself. === Dog Beats FedEx Truck (02:09) === [00:12:29] That was a damn good show. [00:12:31] Rosie O'Dono. [00:12:42] I got a new show for y'all. [00:12:44] Got a damn good show. [00:12:47] Just tired of this email. [00:12:49] Dad got hit by a FedEx truck. [00:12:51] Damn FedEx truck. [00:12:52] Yeah, them FedEx drivers, man. [00:12:54] People be driving crazy. [00:12:56] See, I be seeing FedEx. [00:12:57] Well, Amazon, I see FedEx going crazy. [00:13:01] I see FedEx going up on curbs and everything, just throwing boxes. [00:13:03] And they act like they're running a paper ride or something. [00:13:06] They just throwing the boxes out the truck. [00:13:07] Yeah, here we go. [00:13:08] We just got a new dog. [00:13:10] He saw the door was open. [00:13:11] He took off running, and my dad was chasing him. [00:13:15] Needless to say, the dog was quicker than the FedEx truck, and my dad got hit. [00:13:19] Ironically, the accident scared the dog. [00:13:21] His idea was to get the dog. [00:13:24] I hope it wasn't your dad. [00:13:27] It's probably who wrote this email. [00:13:29] Yeah. [00:13:30] Ironically, the accident scared the dog, and he actually ran right back into the house. [00:13:36] Fun how that shit works out. [00:13:39] No, he probably dabbed his leg up. [00:13:45] Are you crazy as hell? [00:13:55] Oh, my hip. [00:13:58] Crazy as hell. [00:13:59] Oh, man. [00:14:00] No, I'm not laughing at you. [00:14:01] I'm just making jokes, you know. [00:14:03] Yeah, your dad's in a tough spot. [00:14:04] I mean, I wouldn't tell him. [00:14:06] Tell him when he's up and walking around, he can fight back. [00:14:09] Tell him then. 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