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March 6, 2021 - Hodgetwins
07:19
Biden's Feed Cuts Out After Saying 'He Will Take Questions'
# white house weekend at bernies teleprompter 120 million votes 80 million votes donald trump joe biden kamala harris n word political rhetoric presidential leadership state of the union

Hodgetwins mock President Joe Biden's recent virtual press conference, noting his 80 million votes yet questioning his viability for a full term while speculating Kamala Harris effectively leads. They critique his reliance on teleprompters, referencing an accidental racial slur and contrasting his hesitation with Donald Trump's directness. The hosts lament Biden's absence from in-person addresses like the State of the Union, framing his leadership style as detached and ineffective compared to historical standards. [Automatically generated summary]

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How Long Will Biden Last 00:05:58
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Joe Biden.
How long do you think this dude is going to last?
Man, I give that man.
You're talking about that man that got over 80 million votes?
Yeah, I'm talking about the one and only dude that's ever got over 80 million votes.
That's who I'm talking about.
Joe Biden.
Most popular president of all time.
How long is he going to last?
80 million votes.
That's the greatest of all time.
Yeah.
It's amazing what he did, man.
Didn't even come outside his basement, man.
He didn't even hold rallies.
From Pat Stadiums.
This man didn't come out of his basement.
Could you imagine if he'd have come out of his basement?
He could have got 120 million votes.
He could have had stadiums full of people like Kevin Hart did in his comedy special in Philadelphia.
Joe Biden, the great Joe Biden.
Well, anyway.
I don't think Joe Biden's going to last four years.
Personally, yeah.
I don't think he's going to last.
I think, honestly, I think Kamala Hart's president.
She's even taking calls with foreign leaders, man.
Yeah, but you think they're prepping her?
Well, I think they got him propped up.
I mean, he reminds me of that character in Weekend at Bernie's.
Yeah.
He made it through the whole movie.
I think Joe Biden is going to make it for four years.
Hey, he made it this far.
Got over 80 million votes.
What's Kale?
Why can't he do two terms?
Yeah, whatever.
But anyway, he was having some kind of virtual press conference.
Check it out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And I'd be happy to take questions if that's what I'm supposed to do, Nance.
Whatever you want me to do.
That's funny.
The president of the United States asking people, what do I do next?
Are you the president of the United States?
Or are you acting like to be president?
You sound like you're acting.
What do I do next?
What president walks around asking people, hey, what I do now?
Where I go now?
What are we doing?
Where am I at?
I tell you who.
The great Joe Biden.
The president of the United States.
Our country is the country all countries of this world look to for guidance.
For guidance.
For leadership.
For leadership.
The way.
For money.
Yeah.
Right?
We run this.
Yeah.
They're always praising Chinese socialist countries.
How much money do these countries actually give other nations to help them?
I don't know.
But we run this.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, man.
So why the president is out here asking people what to do?
Yeah.
It's not a good sign, man.
It's not a good sign.
Joe Biden sounded like a damn slave back in the damn slave times asking Master, can he go to the bathroom?
Damn, man.
You think it's that bad?
I took it too far.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I took that way too far.
But, man, hey, well, they're doing us a favor, man.
Could you imagine if they let people ask that man questions and let him answer off the cuff?
I mean, he accidentally dropped the N-word.
It wasn't intentionally, but he was reading a teleprompter and the N-word came out.
Now, just imagine.
He said if you just throw some gas on the fire, just give him his ropes on me so he can hang himself.
Yeah, he didn't actually.
I said that.
He didn't say that.
He said the word.
For some reason, it just came out and that's what it sounded like.
Oh, that's what it, yeah.
I mean, he didn't say it, but that's what it sounded like.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But it came out of his mouth.
But they did us a favor, man.
No, man.
You don't need that man to be asking questions.
Yeah, I need some more material.
I need this dude to answer all the questions.
Yeah, man.
Because, Joe, Mr. President, you write all my jokes for me.
I don't have to write anything.
You just have to do what you do.
Yeah.
And I turn on the video camera.
How many times did Trump answer questions off the cuff?
Yeah.
And it ended up being like a mic drop and he just walked away.
Yeah, it's just, it just, I'm so sick of the politician.
I want somebody that's genuine.
Yeah.
Like the governor out of Florida.
Yeah.
Like Trump, you know, it was genuine.
They're not reading the teleprompter.
It comes from the heart.
And I'm not saying every Republican is off the cuff or genuine like that.
I mean, both sides need to work on, but it just feels much more genuine when you have a person that doesn't have to look at a teleprompt.
And when you ask him a question, it comes from that person's heart.
He doesn't have to be scripted.
He doesn't have to think about it.
It just comes off much more real.
Yeah, it comes off like he knows what he's doing.
You come off like a leader, like you a governor, like you a president.
I mean, it seems like when Joe Biden answered questions, he's had, I don't know, I'm speculating.
Maybe he's had access to the questions that's going to be asked.
Yeah.
I mean, I haven't seen him do not one virtual town hall or virtual television.
I want to see anything.
I want to teleport.
Yeah, I want to see him get off a plane like Trump did and go up to the reporters and start answering questions.
That's what I want to see.
Yeah.
Matter of fact, when is this dude going to have a state of union address or something?
I want to see this dude address the country.
Yeah, I can't wait to see him address the country.
And I want to see him do what Trump just do.
You see countless times Trump coming out of the White House and answering reporters.
I haven't seen this man come out of his basement, let alone the White House to do anything.
The Realness of Unscripted Answers 00:01:20
Yeah.
Joe Biden.
Man.
Weekend at Bernie's.
I miss Donald Trump, man.
I miss having a president that's a president.
Even, well, I ain't going to even go there.
What?
Huh?
What?
I ain't going to even go there.
Ain't going to get him fools no respect.
Joe Biden.
You are a joke.
Come on, man.
Stand up for yourself.
Come on, man.
Think.
Come on, man.
That was a damn good show.
Yeah.
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