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Feb. 23, 2021 - Hodgetwins
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Coca-Cola ‘BE LESS WHITE’ Workplace Training

Hodgetwins dismantle Coca-Cola's "BE LESS WHITE" training, labeling it racist for implying white people are inherently oppressive while mocking directives like "break with white solidarity." They argue the curriculum should foster inclusivity across all races rather than singling out whiteness, criticizing restrictions on the N-word and transgender sports policies as regressive. The hosts conclude that true progress requires addressing evil in all groups, not enforcing divisive identity politics, before promoting merchandise with controversial discount codes. [Automatically generated summary]

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Soy Sauce and Liver Damage 00:03:29
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All right, Coca-Cola.
That's what you call a progressive company.
Yeah.
But what I meant, but it's fun how they call themselves progressive.
That means you're advanced society.
No, y'all, you progressives.
Y'all are regressive.
Everything that's wrong with society, you can link it to the left.
Yeah.
Well, just look at the product, Coca-Cola.
That is an unhealthy product.
It's like cigarettes.
It ain't as bad as cigarettes, but it ain't.
It's just as bad.
I bet you if you do a damn double blinded study, you take 500 twins, one of them drinks water, and the other drinks coke his whole life.
Guess who's going to live alone?
Coca-Cola is legalized poison.
Cigarettes, legalized poison.
Alcohol, legalized poison.
Yeah.
They all the same.
Yeah.
Then you have great entrepreneurs like Mike Lindale, who's got an amazing product, like his pillows.
Amazing product.
It's healthy.
It helps you sleep better.
It improves the overall quality of your life.
And he gets censored and banned from certain platforms while you got Coca-Cola out there selling straight poison.
Yeah.
Well, it's a slow-killing poison.
You open up that one person to drink Coke the whole life.
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It's glowing.
It looks healthy.
Yeah.
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It's like, ooh, man, this is a damn Coca-Cola drinker.
It's like alcohol and cirrhosis of the liver.
You got cirrhosis.
He's got prune kidneys.
All right, man, let's get serious on this.
Racism in White Communities 00:15:14
So they came out.
They're facing a lot of backlash because they're stupid.
Yeah, just plain stupidity.
They came out and was doing this training how to be less white.
They said it was about workplace inclusion.
That's why it was training people to be less white.
Let me say something.
Let me say something real quick.
Say it.
Just imagine, everybody, if a company...
What is a real white company?
Time to heal figure.
The white supremacist federation.
No, I'm trying to.
Imagine if a company came out and had classes to teach how to be less black.
Man, that'd be racist.
That would be super racist, right?
Like, one of the things they tell you to do, hey, hey, pull your pants up.
How to be less black.
Pull your damn pants up.
Yeah.
Yeah, pull your damn pants up.
Show up to work on time.
Yeah, stop having your friends clock in for you.
Yeah.
Stop trying to have sex with all the fat white women.
Stop telling your boss what to do.
What's another one?
Come on, we got some more.
What's another good one, man?
Stop calling everybody niggas.
Y'all can call each other that.
Don't be calling white people niggas.
Come on, man.
There's a lot of stuff black people do.
What else?
Stop coming to work smelling like weed.
Y'all know black people, as soon as they get in the parking lot, they hotbox their car.
Hey, get out.
Look like a damn forest fire coming out their car.
Hey, I got a funny story.
It's totally unrelated.
I remember we was in L.A. Wiz in Saks, Fifth Avenue.
Yeah.
Right?
You remember that?
We was in there.
And then I was just standing there looking at the shoes.
I was like, man, these shoes, $500, they ugly as hell.
And then I was like, oh, I know what you're talking about.
I was like, I smell weed.
Yeah, it smells strong smell of weed.
Strong smell of weed.
I turn around.
There's T.I. the rapper.
And he's surrounded by all these dudes, man.
They smell like they took a bath in weed.
Yeah.
I said, you know what?
This smells horrible.
I just got out of there.
I said, damn.
And then what's walking?
I said, I can smell them dudes from over here.
Yeah, you can smell.
They actually, man, upstairs, downstairs, everywhere you went, smell like weed because T.I. and his goons was in it.
But anyway, okay, let's get serious on this.
Man, that's just racism.
How much weed does T.I. and his boys smoke?
It's strong.
If you just smoke just a little bit, you're going to smell just like it.
It's like taking a bath.
It's like you're getting hit by a skunk.
That's going to last forever.
All right, let's get serious on this.
It was funny, though.
I said, man, I smell weed.
There's T.I. right there.
Look at his shoes.
He was looking at the same $500 shoes I was looking at.
I think he just picked them up and bought them close.
I put them back.
He's, yep, I got to get these.
He can't just do these shoes.
He ain't got money like me.
I'm going to buy them.
Smile at him.
All right, now let's get serious on this.
Okay, Coca-Cola.
Yeah.
Had a class on how to be less white.
I think it'd be much more productive if you teach people how to be less black.
Could you imagine how much productivity would increase?
Kevin, you can't say that, man.
Tell him you're joking.
Of course I'm joking.
But what makes a joke so funny?
Got to have a little bit of truth with it.
It's got to ring true.
Man.
All right, let's get serious.
We're just joking.
Y'all just joking, man.
I think it was this.
It's bad apples in all races.
Yeah.
Say it with me.
Say it again.
I forgot.
It's bad apples in all races.
I think Coca-Cola could learn from that.
Yeah.
Coca-Cola.
Okay, I'm just going to run through this list.
This is how to be less white.
Be less oppressive.
Be less arrogant.
Be less certain.
Be less defensive.
Be less ignorant.
I think that would go a lot better if you teach people how to be less black because black people are real defensive.
I mean, I'm just being real.
You hire a black person.
Everyone went, you hire a black person.
Two weeks later, they trying to tell his boss what to do.
I'm going to say, dude, you just got here.
Look, be more humble.
Listen, believe.
I could say that about black liberals.
Listen to what I'm trying to tell you.
Yeah.
Break from apathy.
Break with white solidarity.
What does this list have any?
What does that have to do with being white?
These are qualities shared by all races of people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You should have started off how to be less racist, how to be more American.
Because any race.
That's good.
That's beautiful.
Coca-Cola, you should hire Kevin.
Be head of your human resources.
Yeah, won't y'all hire some real black folks?
Look, to be less white, it's just racist.
If I was to say to be less black, that would be racist.
Why is it any different because you're using white?
Yeah.
Like, I mean, everybody, if you would have, I mean, you, you meant well, but you just totally just went just well.
The most worst things that's been done in history, they meant well.
They felt they was doing was correct.
Why don't you just stick with what you meant well?
Just stick to what's right.
Yeah.
And being less, to be less racist or to be more of American, I mean, you should be more inclusive of everybody, not just black and brown, gay, bisexual, transgender.
You should be more transgender.
You said, oh.
Oh, I said transsexual.
No, I said transgender.
Yeah, you can't call them that.
They're transgender.
That's what I said.
Transgender, man.
You sure you said that?
I'm pretty positive, man.
I just heard you wrong.
Yeah.
Maybe I need to be less white.
I need to listen more.
Look, black people could learn from this.
Latino people could learn from this.
Everybody can.
Everybody can learn from this.
You're like painting white people as like these evil racist people.
Yeah, it's like y'all make it seem like all white people are evil.
And I want to point something out to especially the white liberal.
When they mean diversity in the workplace, they don't mean blacks, Latinos.
They mean blacks.
Yeah, they don't.
That's what I'm trying to say.
They don't.
When they mean diversity, when they say diversity, it's totally different meaning.
When I think of diverse, that means everybody, white, brown, black, Latino, Asian.
It means everybody, right?
But when they say it nowadays, white is not necessarily included in that bunch.
It's not included.
It's not included.
It's more about having more black and brown, Latino, Asian, or whatever.
Which is the direct opposite of diversity.
Yeah, white people, y'all just in the way.
Yeah.
I see.
Now, the white conservatives, y'all understand that.
Y'all get that.
But the white liberal does not.
Yeah.
Because that last statement says less white solidarity.
What the hell does that mean?
What if I said less black solidarity?
What is that?
What does that mean?
It's just vague.
It's just all this comes from a place of ignorance and stupidity.
I mean, Coca-Cola, if you try to be less white, why don't y'all come out with a grape Coca-Cola?
Won't y'all come out with a cream and soda Coca-Cola?
Won't y'all stop serving Dyed Coca-Cola?
Because the only people that drink Dyed Soda is white people.
That's racist.
Yep.
They've been racist too.
I can be racist.
Hey, let me say this.
Let me say this.
I was going to say something, but I totally forgot what I was going to say.
What I meant to say.
Okay, let me say that.
What I meant to say.
Let me say it.
Go and say it.
I ain't going to forget.
What I meant to say, a majority people that drink white.
I mean, that drink dyed Coke.
A majority of people that drink white.
I mean, a majority of people that drink dyed soda are white.
I'm the exception.
I drink dyed sodas.
But hey, they took my black card a long time ago.
Anyway, I'm going to say something.
Okay, if you want to be.
So they claim Coca-Cola claimed this.
They said this be less white learning plan was about workplace inclusion.
So if you want to have a training or workplace inclusion, won't you teach everybody's like cultures that work in that workplace?
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like white people always ask this question.
You could teach the white people this, be black and white training and be like this.
White people say, why do y'all get to say the n-word?
That says wrong.
You can't say that.
Black people come and say, well, let me teach you something about my culture, white man.
When we call each other the n-word, it's like calling him my homie, my brother.
Well, I think it's so, I think I should be able to say my people invented the word.
We gave y'all that word.
Why can't we say it?
Well, you can't say it because you're white.
No, no, no.
You racist.
Well, white person be like this.
Man, you ignorant as hell.
Dog, what you trying to say is...
What?
What am I trying to say?
You're missing the point.
When black people said it means homie, it means friend.
Now, when white people say it means it comes from a they're racist.
They can't say it.
But if that word truly meant that what they're saying, why can't a white person call his homie as white?
Yeah.
The N-word.
Why can't another white person if it if it means that and you use it in that context?
Why when a white man says it, why do they get penalized?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why don't y'all teach that to everybody?
I like to hear the answer that shit.
Well, black people ain't going to, they ain't going to be able to defend that.
They can.
Yeah, they'll defend it to the death, too.
Yeah, with a stupid argument.
Yes.
Because if it really meant that, I mean, the N-word can mean a lot.
Like, I see black people use all the time.
I've seen other whites do it to certain with some of their black friends.
They want to do it in front of everybody, but it's between them.
Yeah.
Because they know it comes from a good place.
But to say one group of people can say a certain word and other people can't, that's racist.
Yeah, if y'all want to have an inclusive training about all cultures and people, so everybody be inclusive, why don't y'all just train on working with people from all different cultures if that's what y'all wanted to do?
Why y'all sing out white people like they're evil?
Because we all can learn from one another.
Because like a white man could ask that, why don't you comb your hair?
They can say, well, this is a style in my culture.
They call it twist.
They call the dreads.
It's something that's because we have a different texture.
We do things differently with our heart than you.
Yeah.
We don't have that kind of training.
Yeah.
Besides, I'm learning an opportunity for everybody to learn each other's culture.
You're just making it about the evil white man, and that's it.
I mean, if y'all really serious about being less white, why don't you just stop hiring white people?
You know why?
Because you know you need at least a few white people.
Keep everybody in line.
That damn office will get crazy.
Yeah.
Anyway, Coca-Cola, y'all is ass backwards.
Everything that's wrong with society, it comes from the left.
That's why you got grown-ass men who's living their lives as women racing females, biological women.
Participating in female, biological, female sports.
That's progressive.
Y'all call that progressive.
It's nothing progressive.
It's regressive.
This class y'all had at Coca-Cola, it's regressive.
It does not move society forward.
All you're doing is dividing us and making things worse is what you're doing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it should be about how to be more American, how to be less racist.
It's not about being less black, less white or anything.
It's about us learning each other's cultures and being able to work with one another.
It has nothing to do with skin colors.
Teach everybody how to be more tolerant of other people's lifestyles and cultures.
That's what you should be doing.
Yeah, being less tolerant of other people's cultures is racist.
When you're saying be less white, that's being racist.
You're not including white people along with being in a diversified be less white.
So all these qualities you stated has qualities you can place with white people.
You can't place that with black people.
You're pretty much saying that all white, a majority of white people are racist and somebody that's not white can't be racist, can't be oppressive, can't be ignorant.
Well, that's what they believe.
Yeah.
Well, tell that to that.
Tell that to that trucker they drive.
What was it back in the 80s?
Denny?
Denny?
They put him out there.
Reginald Denny?
Yeah, Reginald Denny.
Yeah.
Tell that to him.
People put him out his truck just because he's white and he beat him with what?
Rocks and bricks or something?
Yeah, well, you see these little black kids doing that knockout game on the whites and Asians.
Yeah.
Anybody can be racist.
Anybody could be oppressive.
You know why?
Because we're all equal.
Yeah.
And all, and evil come in all shades and color, not just white.
I can make a strong, I can make a strong claim.
I can have strong opinions that black people are being more oppressed by blacks than whites nowadays.
I can make a strong argument.
Yeah.
If you don't believe me, just go to a black neighborhood.
Yeah.
They call places in Chicago Chirac.
This is not a community of white people.
Yeah.
How can a black child or female boy have a successful life when a majority of their parents, their fathers are not there?
How can a black youth be successful when the TV is teaching you how to be a certain way?
That black is being this.
Being not black is being an Uncle Tom.
Yeah.
That's oppressive.
You're changing, you're altering how somebody thinks.
You don't allow them to think for themselves.
That's oppressive.
Yeah.
There's more.
Black men are dying at the hands more than white men.
That's a fact.
What?
Black men are being killed more by black men than white men.
Well, that's with all cultures.
Like white people that live in white areas, they're getting killed more by white people because that's you associate with, you live in the same areas as your kind, typically.
But black people, what you're trying to say is black people, even though we make up 10% of the population, 12% of the population, account for over half, 50% of the violent crime in this country.
So the majority of whites are being killed by whites or are they being killed by blacks?
They're being killed by whites because they live around whites.
You get killed by the people you live around.
Now, if these white people want to skip the ass down in a black neighborhood, yeah, them numbers going up for black people.
Well, I would say this.
That's true.
But black people are being killed at a far greater rate in this country.
In this country than whites.
And it's by blacks.
And you can't deny that.
Whether you live amongst each other or not.
It's a huge problem in the black community.
Anyway, well, that's all we got to say about that, Coca-Cola.
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