Dr. Fauci's Double Mask Hypocrisy critiques a new executive order banning "Chinese virus" terminology while targeting conservatives and Black people for independent thought. The host mocks Fauci's shifting mask advice, sarcastically suggesting Saran wrap as protection, and argues viruses enter through the eyes, citing extreme scenarios involving AIDS and herpes to prove eye exposure is equally dangerous. He accuses journalists of acting as propagandists shielding President Biden from scrutiny, ultimately blaming government overreach and media bias for societal failures, urging listeners to stop relying on these institutions for safety or truth. [Automatically generated summary]
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Catching Viruses Through Your Eyes00:08:23
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That jackass signed a new executive order today.
Can't say Chinese virus anymore Well, that's just for federal employees.
No, no, no, no.
It's different rules for us, man.
We conservative and we're black.
That's a good point.
You know they don't like black people thinking for themselves.
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That's stupid.
No, hear me out on this one.
Not falsy like F-A-U-C-I.
Nah, spell like this.
F-A-L-S-E-Y.
Dr. Falsy.
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Dr. Fawsey.
That sounds like Fawsey Falsy.
Yeah.
He's a doctor, though, right?
That's what they're saying.
He's a doctor.
Yeah, anyway, y'all remember when this pandemic first struck this country?
Y'all remember what Dr. Fawsey said?
I'm scared, man.
Man.
You know, the big.
Hold on.
Let me remind you what he said.
Here's the video.
People should not be walking.
There's no reason to be walking around with a mask.
When you're in the middle of an outbreak, wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better and it might even block a droplet, but it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is.
Okay.
Now what is he saying?
What is he saying now?
Put a mask on.
Hell, recently, he just took it a step further.
This is what he got to say now.
Folks are hearing now about double masking, wearing two masks or trying to get one of those N95 medical grade masks.
Do you believe that that's advisable and makes a difference?
You know, it likely does because, I mean, this is a physical covering to prevent droplets and virus to get in.
So if you have a physical covering with one layer, you put another layer on.
It just makes common sense that it likely would be more effective.
And that's the reason why you see people either double masking or doing a version of an N95.
Man, come on, man.
What is it?
Do you need a mask or not?
I can't believe he's pushing wearing two masks.
Hey, won't you go up to three and four masks if you really want to protect people?
If you really want to stop the spread, take some saran wrap and wrap around your nose and face.
If you can breathe, it ain't working.
That's how you know you can't get the Kung flu.
If you can't breathe, you can't get the virus.
Look here.
It's funny, man.
That video, he's talking about double wrapping, right?
I mean, I could put on two condoms.
I still had a high risk for getting HIV.
What?
Double wrapping.
I've tried that.
It just makes things worse.
All that friction always explodes.
Shut up.
Instead of having two cumbers, you got...
It looks like you got a tourniquet around your mushroom tip.
You just got a rubber band at the base.
Two of them.
Hey, look here.
Hey, let's get serious.
Let's get serious.
I don't know why he's pushing two masks when ain't nobody talking about covering up your damn eyeballs.
Yeah.
You can't get a virus through your eyes, man.
You could get a virus through your eyeballs just like you can through your nose and through your mouth.
If you don't believe me, I got a little science project for you.
Yeah, some homework.
Take and find somebody.
Now, I'm being facetious.
I don't want you to actually go do this.
I have to put that disclaimer out there.
Because there's a bunch of stupid liberals out there.
I'll do anything to prove these two notches wrong.
Right?
Go find somebody with AIDS.
Not the heal.
I'm talking full-blown AIDS.
This individual's immune system is destroyed.
Yeah.
Right?
Person's got COVID and hasn't even been exposed to it.
Right?
I mean, he or she on their last breath.
Any day, their heart's going to explode in their chest.
Jesus.
Right?
They're on their last leg.
Go up to that dude with the AIDS virus.
No, the full-blown AIDS.
The full-blown AIDS.
Take and drop down to your knees.
All right, man.
Take it easy now.
No, you ain't got to drop down to your knees.
I was thinking about something else.
Keep a G-rated for the conservative.
You know, we Christians.
Yeah, I got a little liberal in me over here.
Look here.
Go up to that person with the AIDS.
Full-blown now, not the heave, full-blown AIDS.
I mean, as soon as you look at him, you know something's off.
He looked like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.
Is that the movie?
Yeah.
He was toe up.
He like he was from Mars.
Right?
Go up to that individual since you don't think you can catch viruses in your eyes.
I want you to take a syringe.
Go ahead and take a teaspoon of blood out of his arm.
Take and sit down, take your eyeball, open up and squirt in your eye.
If you think you can't get a virus through your eyeball, through your eyelids, all of that.
Yeah.
Man, I'll take it even step further, man.
That same person with the, with the, with the, with the full-blown AIDS, he could cough and lick your eyeball.
I guarantee you don't get to heave.
Yeah, if it's a eat your eyeball out, toss your salads of your eyes.
I could tell, I'll tell you like this.
That's a virus, right?
Take the harpets.
Herpes?
Harpets.
I don't like that name, herpes, man.
Name does not give that virus any.
I mean, that just sounds stupid.
You ain't going to take any virus serious, calling it the herpets.
Call it harpets.
Take a man.
I'm going to take herpes seriously.
Take herpes.
It's bad enough.
Yeah.
You say herpes.
They're like, whoa, where?
Take somebody with the herpes or the hoppits, right?
Have that dude take that his mushroom tip, right?
Yeah.
I don't want to get too graphic.
I know I got Christians watching.
Take his mushroom tip.
Yeah.
I mean, he's got full-blown herpes.
He's got full-blown.
I mean, his mushroom tip is like Freddy Krueger's face.
Tell him to teabag one of your eyeballs.
Guarantee you, your eyes are going to look like a meatball with Parmesan cheese.
Yeah, it's going to turn into a meatball.
Parmesan cheese oozing out.
You can't catch no virus in your eyes.
Walk around and look like a damn pirate.
Dar.
Didn't know you could get viruses through the eyeballs.
Could be sound like, what's that dude off of Spongebob?
You're going to sound like crusted crabs.
Yeah.
Darr.
I got harpets and eyes.
Spongebobs, you just look at them.
Of course you can get in your eyes.
Even I know that.
You know why?
Because I'm gay.
SpongeBob is gay, huh?
Yeah.
I remember the first time I didn't know who Spongebob was, man.
Every morning I would wake up.
I said, baby, who is that flaming homosexual?
I hear every morning on TV.
Yeah.
There is.
Gay as hell.
You know what I mean?
I mean, everybody knows SpongeBob gay.
If you don't know, SpongeBob is a flaming homosexual.
I mean, I love SpongeBob, though, man.
Yeah.
He's cool, man.
I like SpongeBob.
He's a good guy like Patrick.
Yeah.
But anyway, what the hell are we talking about?
The SpongeBob Conspiracy Theory00:03:04
Let's get back.
Let's get back to Dr. Faucey.
Yeah.
Right?
I said, but at what point in time, man, when you lose all your credibility?
I mean, why would I mean, he was part of the Trump administration.
Y'all said Trump wasn't doing anything to prevent it.
Yeah, his administration was horrible.
The first thing Biden does hire Dr. Fauci.
Now, Dr. I mean, President Trump was following Dr. Faucey the whole entire time.
He's not just going out telling people what to do.
That was his expert.
Why is this expert still telling people what to do to prevent from getting the virus?
Yeah, I thought Biden was supposed to like do something revolutionary because supposedly Trump did a horrible job.
Let me say this.
He just came out and said he can't change the director of the virus.
He said it all during his campaign.
He's going to do the debate.
He said he wasn't doing anything.
He said Trump's doing a horrible job.
He's the reason why all these hundreds of thousands of people are dying.
Now he's in office, stood on that grace to get voted in.
Now he's talking about he can't do nothing to change your trajectory of the deaths in this country when it comes to this virus.
But anyway, let me say this.
That reporter that asked Dr. Fauci about double masking.
See, a lot of people don't understand on the left, these are not journalists.
If she was a real journalist, she would have asked a long time ago, if you're going to double mask or mask, why ain't you advocating for people to cover their eyeballs up?
You can absorb a virus right through your eyes just like you can through your nose and lips.
When I caught COVID, when they tested me, they had on a mask.
He also had on a facial covering up his eyes, had on a gown, gloves, everything.
Don't y'all find it the least suspicious that telling you to wear two masks while they're sitting there on TV and they're not wearing anything.
Yeah, I mean, it's not going to stop your eyeballs as wide open.
That was the whole point of making those horrible comparisons about herpes and AIDS.
Yeah.
It's a virus, man.
Virus can be spread.
Yeah.
You can absorb it through your eyes just as easy, if not easier.
And if you don't believe me, don't do what I told you to do because you're going to go blind.
They're asking you to double mask and they're sitting there on TV wearing no mask at all.
Why do y'all continue to listen to these people?
You cannot stop a virus.
The only way you can stop a virus is if you stay inside of a bubble and you chop both your hands off, you wear a full haz mask.
You're going to have to chop your hands off because that's where you get the virus.
You're going outside with them two masks on, right?
As soon as you get home, man.
Even if the virus gets caught on the mask, soon as you take it off, where's the virus?
Yeah.
It's on that mask.
It's on your hands.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm glad to take that off.
Oh, man.
I forgot to wash my hands.
I got it.
Oh, man.
My eyes is itching, man.
Hey, babe.
Miss you, honey.
Come here and give me a kiss.
Why You Must Stay Inside00:06:00
Just gave it to your wife.
Hey, kids, come here, you little bastards.
Now you just gave it to your kids.
Hey, guess where your kids go?
They go spread it.
Those damn masks you wear.
If you could say technically, I'm just using common sense.
I mean, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about, but I will tell you this.
I'm making more sense than Dr. Faucey.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like, can the mask catch a virus?
Can how many?
I mean, I'm sure it's more like what Dr. Fawcett first said when the pandemic hit.
It might catch a couple droplets.
Yeah, it might catch it a couple times.
It's like a heavyweight fight.
It may catch you.
You may get through the first round with Tyson.
Yeah.
But this is a 10-round fight.
Yeah, 15 rounds, man.
We're going old school.
Yeah, you might be able to dance around and avoid that left hook through the first couple rounds, but that third round, he gonna knock your ass out.
Yep.
And he gonna keep knocking your ass out.
Your kids, your wife.
Yeah.
People close to your family is going to get it.
Yeah, but I want to say this.
The reason why these journalists are not asking Dr. Fauci about the eyes, they all know you should be covering your eyes up.
The whole point of having Dr. Fauci on is to make Biden look like Biden's doing everything he can.
That's why he's doing the double masking.
They're already in on it.
It's not journalists.
They're propagandists.
They know your eyes can absorb viruses.
Dr. Fauci knows that.
But they don't want to take it there because it'll make the whole medical community look like the jackasses they really are.
Like, this is not being about being liberal or conservative.
Our media is there for one reason and one reason only.
They keep the left honest and they keep the right honest.
Right now, our left is leaning hard left.
They're not being independent.
They're not keeping our population.
The media is there to keep us informed, but now they're just propagandists for the political party they stand for.
Yeah.
That's why this country is so in the dark.
Yeah.
It's not because our politicians.
The media part of it too.
Yeah, they're part of it.
The media can fix it.
The media can call them out on their BS, but they decide not to because they have an agenda.
They're not real journalists.
They're there to push one narrative.
That Joe Biden is Jesus Christ.
And same thing, the media.
Yeah.
Social media platforms, they all working together.
And you know another thing, man?
It skipped my mind for a second, man, but what was I going to say, man?
I'm having a Joe Biden moment.
Damn, man.
I hate when that happens.
Right on the tip of your tongue, man.
Then that damn, you catch that damn Joe Biden.
Just forget where the hell you at for a couple days.
What was I going to say, man?
Yeah, just let it go.
Do that Joe Biden where he's just dazed and he just walks off stage.
Forget it.
No, something good.
Oh, it came back to me.
Came back, man.
That damn Joe Biden, man.
I need to go get checked out.
Well, say it before you forget.
Damn, I forgot again.
Will you shut the hell up?
What was I going to say?
Damn it.
Don't.
We was having a great show, too.
No, man.
No, hold up.
Don't say nothing.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
What the hell was I going to say?
It was good, too, man.
I was going to close off the video strong, man.
What was I going to say, man?
Hold up.
Don't look at me.
What's wrong with you?
What was I going to say?
It was something about the virus.
You acting like a damn liberal after Trump won.
What was I going to say, man?
It's on the tip of my tongue, but you cut me off.
That's why I'll be cutting you off in the videos, man.
I don't want to forget.
It's not my fault.
Stop blaming me.
You sound just like a damn liberal right now.
Victimized myself.
15 minutes later.
Oh, came back to me.
Say it.
Shut up.
Look here.
This is what's wrong with our society.
It's our government.
The major reason why we're having so many problems.
They're trying to make themselves look like they can protect you.
All they're doing, another thing they're doing with these masks is they're grooming you.
They're grooming you.
They're giving you this idea that they can protect you.
They can't protect you.
They can't prevent you from getting the virus.
But under the pretext, they're going to start telling you to wear two masks because they want to make everybody feel like in society that they are here for you and only our government can protect us.
It's kind of like that.
That's the same thing about our Second Amendment.
They put this spray of guns in us.
Like they can actually protect you.
No, you take away our Second Amendment.
Who's going to be able to protect themselves from our government or anybody?
Yeah, it's kind of like they want to take our gun rights away from us.
Oh, we got cops.
You don't need guns.
How many times has somebody called the cops?
Somebody's breaking in the house.
Cops get that.
They shoot the homeowner.
You know what I'm saying?
Some black, some crazy black guy shows up at the door.
I think he's going to look dirty and shoot him.
Even though he's wearing pajamas.
Yeah.
He lives there.
He must have broken and put on them pajamas.
Yeah.
Pajamas.
Our government is acting like they're here to help.
And that should scare everybody.
Your government cannot provide you the American dream.
They can't protect you from a bars.
They can't protect you from anything.
The best chance you have in protecting yourself is your government giving you the information and give you the facts so you can take your own precautions to protect yourself.
Stop relying on your government.
They can't do nothing for us.
And the media.
Matter of fact, they're screwing up all our lives.
Every problem we have today is because our government.