Donald Trump and the Hodgetwins critique Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot for canceling Thanksgiving amidst surging COVID-19 cases while permitting large, masked Biden celebrations. The hosts argue masks are ineffective like broken condoms, labeling mandates as unconstitutional mental enslavement and hypocrisy. They dismiss concerns about Lightfoot's identity, focusing instead on her alleged dictatorial overreach in banning gatherings despite high compliance elsewhere. Ultimately, the segment promotes the uncensored "Paula" platform for election fraud data and sells merchandise with a "Chinese virus" discount code, framing pandemic restrictions as leftist oppression rather than public health necessity. [Automatically generated summary]
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Lori Lightfoot Native Name00:03:09
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Just another wonderful day in Trump's paradise.
It's a beautiful day.
Trump is still your president, no matter what mainstream media tells you.
He's still man in charge.
Yeah.
But anyway, today's topic is the mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot.
Lightfoot, that sounds like Native American name to me, man.
Lightfoot?
She native?
No, she ain't native, but she's black and gay.
That was actually a campaign slogan.
Vote for me.
I'm black and I'm gay.
I'm serious.
She's the first lesbian mayor.
Well, that's an accomplishment, huh?
I don't give a shit about that.
I don't care what you do in your bedroom.
I want to hear your ideas.
What you going to, how you going to make my city good, man?
I don't care how many women you going down on.
Ain't none of my business.
But that name Lightfoot sounds native to me.
Like it does.
Lightfoot.
Like a good, what's a good native name?
Jason Stroking Tip.
That's a poor.
Lori Deep Throat.
That's poor names.
What are you talking about?
No, man, they're Native American names, man.
No, a Native American name is like Jimmy Riding Horse.
Jimmy sitting boy.
I can see what Lightfoot's like a sounds like a native name.
That probably came from like a white man's plantation.
Yeah, that's probably a damn slave name.
Lightfoot, David.
You got to watch them.
They run fast.
They part of the Lightfoot plantation.
You better keep out of them, boy.
That boy take off running on you.
All right, let's get serious.
Lightfoot.
Lori Lightfoot.
Man, man, before I start getting in politics, digging in politics, when I come across stupid politicians, I'm like, man, how in the world did this person get elected?
But now that I'm into politics, I understand.
Yeah.
The person, the elected official, they only a direct reflection of who's voting for them.
So will y'all see a dumb politician?
Yeah, she got a bunch of dumb people in her city.
Voted for her.
People actually went and voted for that woman because she's gay.
I'm gay.
I'm going to vote for her.
I know.
I'm black.
I'm going to vote for her.
Oh, gay people have been mistreated throughout the history of our nation.
Let's vote for her because she's gay.
Yeah.
Never mind she might be a psychopath.
But anyway, Lori Lightfoot, now the people that voted for her, now they're starting to.
I'm not a big fan of this lady, man.
The things she said about Trump and things she just say in general.
And just, I just look at her tweets and the things she do, how she oversees her sit and the things, her commands.
I mean, she just feels like a big government dictator to me.
Yeah, I didn't like as soon as I seen her hairstyle personally.
She was complaining that.
She got all that forehead at you.
Forehead Game Strong Woman00:11:43
No, I can't.
Nothing wrong with, man.
That woman got a sexy forehead.
I didn't like that.
I like Lori Lightfoot's forehead, man.
She got that forehead game.
But that forehead game is strong, man.
Hey, y'all.
You know what that?
I looked that up, man.
What?
People with big foreheads?
Supposedly, man, they got a great symbol of wisdom.
Like, I looked up a woman with strong drawlines.
They said that's indicative of a strong woman.
Lori Lightfoot, I guess someone lied about that.
Because she ain't got wisdom.
She just got a big forehead.
She ain't got no strong drawline neither.
But anyway, all right.
She got them strong eyes, though.
Yeah, she got eyes like an eagle on them.
All right, let's talk about what she said the other day on Twitter.
She canceled Thanksgiving, everybody, because the counts, the COVID counts are surging in Chicago.
You know what they tell me?
Them damn masks ain't working.
You cancel Thanksgiving?
Who do you think you are?
Lori Lightfoot?
You going to cancel people's Thanksgiving?
Hey, just go to that video, man, to show her hypocrisy, man.
Yeah, because when Biden won, they was out in the streets partying and even MSNBC called out on it because it's hypocrisy at its finest.
Let's go to the video.
Go to the video.
Get off me.
One of the reasons people feel frustrated or skeptical is they're getting a lot of mixed messages.
What do you say to those who are criticizing you where less than a week ago, you went out and stood before a massive crowd who was celebrating Joe Biden's victory.
And now you're saying your city has to shut down.
How do you have one and not the other?
Well, look, I think that we've been saying all along, everybody has to take care.
Everybody has to take precaution.
I will tell you in that big crowd a week ago, we had everybody was wearing masks.
Look at, you can see the shot here.
Mask compliance in our city is actually up very, very high.
But yes, there are times when we actually do need to have a relief and come together.
And I felt like that was one of those times.
That crowd was gathered whether I was there or not.
But this has been a super hard year on everyone.
Everyone feels traumatized.
They feel threatened.
Their safety.
And they don't know what tomorrow's going to bring.
And with this new surge in cases, we have just got to step up and do the right thing.
Man, Laura Lightfoot, you crazy as hell, man.
You crazy as hell.
You hear what she said?
Even though the mask use is high.
I mean, what do y'all do?
High compliance of a mask.
What are y'all running polls on mask compliance?
That's what it sounds like.
But that tells me they got a big surge in cases.
I mean, there's a surge not only in Chicago, all over the United States, all over the world.
You know why?
Because there's a pandemic going on.
So what did it tell you about the mask if you believe in statistics and numbers?
Everybody's wearing masks in Chicago.
You said you had a high compliance.
Why is everybody coming down with the COVID?
Yeah, it tells you those masks don't work.
And I find it funny.
Everybody's wearing a mask but her.
She right there blowing in that bullhorn, blowing all that COVID on everybody.
And she's claiming that it was fine because everybody had on masks.
You're supposed to be doing that social distancing thing, too.
Why didn't you have on your mask?
What if you had COVID?
What if you had COVID, Ms. Lightfoot?
You could have been an outbreak monkey at that showing.
I'm not going to call you outbreak monkey because people are going to call me a racist.
I'm just using a figure of speech in the urban dictionary.
If you had COVID and you was right there, you blowing COVID over everybody.
Everybody, I mean, if you really believed in what you were saying, you would have dispersed that crowd.
Even at the very least, you would have had your mask on.
Yeah.
And you would have told people to get six feet apart.
You don't even believe that garbage.
Yeah.
And for you to come out and cancel Thanksgiving, are you going to take Christmas too?
Hey, she said.
You look like the damn Grits that's going to steal Christmas.
Literally.
You the Grits that stole Thanksgiving.
You're going to take people's Christmas?
So you mean tell me, Laura Lightfoot, that it's cool to come together when Biden supposedly won the presidential election, but it's not okay for families to come together during Thanksgiving.
That's crazy.
Families.
I mean, government telling people who and when and how many people you can come in your house.
Uh-uh.
That's not being a mayor.
That's being a dictator.
That's going too far.
Yeah, it's way too far.
Way too far.
That's why I'm not a big fan of these of her.
I don't care if you're a Democrat.
I don't care if you're gay.
I don't care if you're black.
I do care about your ideas and your policies, and your ideas and policies stink.
Hey, are you going to enforce that?
Yeah.
I'm thinking, I mean.
Let's talk about these masks, man.
Everybody, you just said, Lori, that there's a high compliance of everybody wearing masks, but you see a surge in Corona cases.
What is that telling you about those masks?
That it's not going to prevent, it's not 100% foolproof.
At mask is probably equivalent to a busted condom.
It's going to catch some semen, ain't going to catch all the semen.
It's going to catch some COVID, ain't going to catch all the COVID.
Man, that ain't catching no COVID.
Them damn masks are like umbrellas.
Yeah, you out in the rain.
You didn't get wet.
Some of you got wet.
Know what that means?
You got COVID.
And you got, you out there, no mask on with that bullhorn with them big ass eyes of yours.
And you talking about everybody's wearing masks.
Since when do viruses don't like eyeballs?
You got the biggest set of eyes out there soaking in all that damn COVID.
And then you blowing all the COVID on everybody through that bullhorn.
Man, Lori Lightfoot, you crazy as hell.
Y'all don't see the hypocrisy in what you're saying and what you're doing?
You're telling Republicans to be perfect and you're not perfect.
Hey, they call it super spread events when the president had events at the White House, even though people's temperature was taken.
Yeah.
They was tested.
Because I went to an event with the president.
They actually tested you.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, and y'all out there and you talking about this was cool to do it here.
It's time to come together.
President elect Joe Biden.
Yeah.
Like the media certifies the election.
Y'all out there, it's okay to do it then.
I could see maybe if the election's been certified and y'all got all this pent-up aggression there, we need to go celebrate.
But it's not even been certified.
Yeah.
And you don't see the hypocrisy in what you said on nationwide TV and what you're telling your father, your constituents.
Do one thing, say one thing, do the exact opposite.
Yeah.
You always have, you're always in a position where you can rationalize and say it's okay to do it in this particular incidence.
Yeah.
But not all the time.
And it's funny that lady asked you a question you didn't answer.
You just gave a typical liberal political response, man.
Lori, man, damn.
She might have some native in her.
She probably got a little native in her.
But those was not, those were not Indian names.
Those was porn names, you call them.
No, I'm thinking Deep Throat.
Deep Throat, yeah.
Deep Throat.
And what's the other one I came up with?
Lori Deep Throat.
And then I came up with Johnny Stroking Tail.
Hey, hey, hey, man.
Sometimes it's okay to come together and have a sense of humor there, Lori Lightfoot.
Hey, man, hold up.
Are you going to enforce this?
I can see people calling the 1-800 hotlines.
Hey, I work at the grocery store.
A woman just bought six piles and a turkey that serves 14 people.
I need a search warrant.
I need six strong, strong political, I need some bucks to go in there.
We're going to get this shit straightened out.
We're going to bust them.
We're going to take them all to jail.
We're going to get a no-knock warrant.
We're knocking down doors.
I knew it.
Look at them.
It's 12 of y'all at the table.
I've seen all the damn cars out here.
Get on the damn ground.
Y'all are going to jail.
Yeah, I can see Lori Lightfoot signing warrants, people for buying turkeys that feed more than six people.
I can see her taking in secret agents in Walmart and grocery stores.
Hey, what happened?
He bought 10 pies?
Hey, I'm going to get a search warrant.
Man, she can't sign warrants.
Only the judge.
She's signed for it.
No, man, she's a dictator.
She being out signing warrants.
Yeah, I want him.
He's a Republican.
Go in his house.
Rest everybody in there.
Yeah.
I'm not a fan of this lady.
You just say that.
That is one of the most important holidays of the year.
It's when family, and a lot of people lost a lot of time with family during that early shirt down.
Y'all finna shut down again and prevent people from having Thanksgiving.
I agree.
Y'all don't find that a little crazy, a little bit too overbearing on a population of people?
Yeah, the signs shows most people is fine when they get this virus.
But if you're in that group of people that where you're susceptible to this virus, then yeah, by all means, you need to shelter in place.
Take care of yourself.
It should not be mandated for everybody.
It's crazy, man.
It's just hypocrisy, man.
She right there on TV saying we got strong compliance.
Everybody's got a mask on except you.
Right there with a bullhorn spitting on everybody.
Nobody's socially distancing.
And you feel that's fine when y'all do it.
When it's fine to celebrate Joe Biden.
That's fine.
President-elect.
But when Republicans do it or when anybody else do it, there's right-leaning.
Oh, these are mass spread events.
You people make me sick.
Hey, I want to say something.
I mean, I'm going to go back on these masks one more time.
Like when you see people that work with viruses in labs, they're dressed up like they're going to go to the moon, right?
They got their own oxygen supply, and they're dealing with viruses that are not even airborne, right?
They just got vials and needles and they squirting viruses and they playing with them in Petri dishes and all that stuff.
Now, we talking about COVID.
It is airborne.
Y'all think a mask is going to work.
Now, let me...
Hold on, let me put some more to that.
Laura Lightfoot don't even got a mask on with them big ass eyes looking at everybody.
And you think you're safe?
Yeah.
And you think everybody's safe just because they have a mask on?
You're misrepresenting statistical facts that you're spreading information to people.
You're giving them a false sense of security wearing those stupid masks.
Those masks is not going to protect everybody.
It can't.
And y'all giving people the false impression that so long as I wear a mask, so long as my eyeballs is wide open, I'm safe.
Yeah, it doesn't do anything.
I mean, I'm sure it does something.
Yeah, it does something.
I've been noticing on women's faces and dudes' faces that faces are breaking out in acne.
Y'all been noticing all that acne people got on their faces right there where the mask is.
Face mask acne.
Yeah.
Hey, Chicagoans, how do y'all feel about this lady?
Canceling your Thanksgiving?
They love it.
You voted for a dummy.
Does y'all think that's cool for a government official to tell you what you can and can't do in your own house?
Yeah.
Y'all don't have a problem with that?
During a pandemic where over 90% likelihood if you catch the virus, you're going to be just fine.
If you're fine with that, somebody telling you what you can and can't do in your own house, then you are.
You are a lefty.
No, not only are you a lefty, then you are mentally enslaved.
You are a slave to your government.
Cancel Thanksgiving Faith00:03:00
Nobody has the right to tell you to do anything in your house unless you're doing something illegal.
That's the only time.
It is unlawful.
It's unconstitutional to tell somebody what they can and can't do in that house.
Yeah, that shit is crazy.
She had the nerve to tweet that out and say, man, I'm doing my job.
Look at me.
I'm the mayor of Lightfoot.
She's the mayor of your city.
She's telling you that.
But she can go out in a crowd and a mob of people not practicing social distance, showing them big ass eyes with no mask on, spraying COVID on everybody through that bullhorn.
It's cool when she do it, but you can't do it.
And y'all don't see a problem with that.
Then you are a small child.
You are not a grown-up.
Yeah.
Anyway, quick reminder.
Hang in now.
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But follow us on Paula.
They are good people over there.
They're not going to censor us.
It's just like Twitter.
Yeah.
Instead of retweet, you echo it.
It's just different terms.
It's just an app, yeah.
Paula.
And they're not censoring us at all over there.
Yeah, as you can see on Facebook, they've throttled down our reach on Facebook.
We got well over 6 million followers.
Our videos are now getting 500,000 views if we're lucky.
You know, Twitter, I used to get on videos like 100,000.
100,000 to millions.
I used to get like 45 to 50,000 retweets on some of our videos.
I haven't seen that in years.
But now, since I go to Paula, all that's back overnight because they don't censor.
They don't put in an algorithm to throttle certain people down.
If you're not on Paula, you need to get on Paula.
Yeah.
Because some of the information that's being shared about the election fraud that's going on.
It's getting taken down on Twitter, Facebook.
It's on Paula, though.
You have to go to Paula.
Paula is, they practice what they preach.
You made them a speech over there.
So you can follow us on Paula at Harsh Twins.
And you can follow your favorite conservative on Paula.
Everybody's on Paula.
You need to jump on Paula.
Yeah.
We can take all the power away from them leftist big texts over there and Twitter and Facebook.
We just got to go out and support these apps.
They're great apps.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Maybe it's going to be some great apps later.
Yeah.
Coming out.
But keep the faith.
Yeah.
Keep the faith.
Trump's still the president.
Some evidence coming out here every day.
I still strongly believe Trump is going to be our president for the next four years.
Trump 2020.
Yeah.
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