Joe Biden Speaking Tonight features a host expressing frustration over censorship while falsely claiming Biden won Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Michigan by 150,000 votes via mail-in ballots. He alleges election fraud involving deceased voters in Detroit, predicts Trump will win North Carolina despite an 80,000-vote lead, and accuses Democrats of packing the Supreme Court. The segment concludes with the host promoting patriotic t-shirts using the code "Chinese Virus" and asserting that Trump cared more for the country than the self-serving Biden. [Automatically generated summary]
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Beeping It Up00:04:22
Yeah, my fellow conservatives and Republicans.
Man, you crazy as hell.
It's over, man.
The gig is up.
No, it's not, man.
All right, look here, everybody.
Hey, to all the Christians.
Sorry for cursing.
Well, we beeped it.
You beeped it, huh?
They still know what I said.
Yeah, but you beeped it.
Doesn't think like a liberal for once.
If it's beeped, it never happened.
All right, look here.
Let's get serious on this.
Yeah, man.
Biden speaking tonight.
I'm sure I ain't really got to update nothing with y'all, but Biden is ahead in Pennsylvania and Georgia now.
Yeah.
In Michigan, it turned into a landslide.
Yeah, Trump started out way ahead in Michigan.
It ended up being, let me see here.
Let me check this.
It was a landslide, 150,000 vote victory in Michigan.
Them damn mail-in ballots, man.
You can't underestimate them.
They ran such an effective campaign.
Joe Biden's got dead people voting for him.
There was some dude that's like 120 years old.
This is a video all over.
He lives in Detroit.
He's 120 years old.
Voted, huh?
He mailed in a ballot.
I guess they got the walking dead up there.
You got to be if you vote in liberal.
But anyway.
Hey, how's North Carolina looking, man?
We still got a chance in North Carolina?
Let me see.
What's going on?
North Carolina, 94% of the vote ahead, and Trump's winning by, my math might be a little bit off, but it looks around 80,000 votes.
That ain't, man.
That's funny that they haven't called that.
94% of the vote aid.
I don't think 80,000 votes is enough, man.
I think we're going to lose that state, too.
They're going to find some ballots, huh?
I'm thinking they're going to find about 200,000 ballots.
They haven't even called Alaska yet.
Who gives a shit about Alaska?
It's only three electoral votes.
Them people are a bunch of losers anyway.
Why don't y'all move to Arizona or Nevada or Georgia or Pennsylvania?
What good it to?
What good is three electoral votes?
All right, let's be nice, man.
No, man, I'm trying to fight for this country.
You live in Alaska.
Three electoral votes.
Come on, people.
We need to think smarter, man.
It's not looking good, man.
They're going to demand some recounts in Michigan and North Carolina.
It's got to be within a certain threshold of votes.
Yeah, it's like just because it's close, if it's not within that threshold, you can't ask for a recount.
But in Michigan, he can't ask for a recount.
It's too big of a...
It's too big of a spread.
But even if they get recounts, like I'm seeing these news clips, these, well, it wasn't news clips.
It was like clips on social media.
Well, it was a news clip.
In what was it, Philadelphia?
Yeah.
You could go in and watch the count, but you had to be 25 feet away.
Hell, can you see 25 feet away?
Look, I'm farsighted.
I can't see nothing at a certain distance.
I don't have on glasses.
I don't care if you got 20, 20 vision.
25 feet away, can you see what's on that ballot?
Not unless you're a damn owl or eagle.
Yeah, if you a damn golden, a damn bald eagle, you can see what's on it, but you're human.
You can't see what's going on.
Didn't the judge had to get a judge in to say, okay, you can stand six feet away.
Yeah.
No, I need you standing right over his shoulder looking at the ballot.
But you know why he's saying the six feet?
Social distancing, the global pandemic.
Well, y'all need to put on some hazmat suits and y'all need to be in that counting.
You need to be looking over people's shoulders.
I'm all about the recount just to legitimize the votes.
But if you're just going to simply count the ballots and you're not going to verify if the ballots are legitimate, if the people are still alive, if they're legal residents, then why do the recount?
I think they check the registration.
But you got to check the deceased list.
Don't y'all have a list of deceased people?
How the hell is a 125-year-old man in Detroit mailing in ballots?
Fact-Checking Opinions00:06:19
Well, Biden's supposed to talk tonight, and I'm thinking he's going to do a damn victory speech.
Oh, of course he is.
And you know what he's going to say?
He's going to be like a typical politician.
This is what he's going to do.
He's going to be a police officer.
I can't believe they just re-elected a man who's been in office for 47 years and he hasn't really accomplished anything.
Yeah, but like I was saying, he's going to be the typical Democrat politician.
What are you going to say?
All right, I won the election.
Now let's bring the country together.
Y'all the people that created Russia collusion.
Yeah.
Y'all the people that call the president racist, xenophobic.
And y'all the one that breaks people up into groups.
And labels people based on their gender, sex, race.
But it's people on the right who splitting this country apart.
And we the people that's in our streets burning down buildings and ripping down statues.
But you're going to bring the country together.
No, you the one that separated this country with your identity politics.
Yeah, that's why I just, just when I hear this dude talk, man, I get chills.
And you know what?
I'm not, if he won the presidency the right way, that everything's legal, I'm cool with it.
That's the right thing to do.
He's my president.
I'm not going to be those ones that, oh, you're not my president.
He's my president.
Joe Biden is my president.
Yeah.
That's where it looks.
But the thing I worry about is us conservatives, we're being censored.
If he becomes our president, how big tech is going to treat us now?
They're even censoring our president's tweets, just opinions.
They're fact-checking them.
I mean, I'm already, my Facebook page is already under threat to be deleted.
It's being categorized as being unpublished.
If you go to all our videos on Facebook, everything's been fact-checked.
Everything.
Just, I make an opinion.
Joe Biden's ugly.
Fact-check.
This in context, this dude's not.
Some women may find him attractive.
I mean, how you fact-check opinions and who's fact-checking the fact-checkers?
They just fact-checked our video that this election is not over.
They fact-checked that.
I said some opinions.
They're fact-checking opinions.
But the thing that I find so wrong with this censorship, they only fact-check conservatives, and they're starting to fact-check people's opinions.
Like on the left, they called our president a racist.
No one's ever fact-checked that.
Yeah, when they said he called all Latinos, all Mexicans, rapists, and murderers.
No one ever fact-checked that.
When they said President Trump only paid $750 in taxes, no one fact-checked that.
When AOC said concentration caps is at our border, no one fact-checked that.
When our president is xenophobic, no one's fact-checking that.
It's only fact-checks is only there for conservatives to censor them and to throttle down their reach to their followers.
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
Biden goes in office, what are they going to do to all the conservative voices?
Yeah.
I mean, they...
That's what I'm worried about.
That's what I'm concerned about because they can just label us as...
I mean, they already call us black Nazis.
Yeah.
I mean, people have written articles referring to us as black Nazis.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I can't even do a show in certain cities because I'm conservatives.
Like, there's no such thing as freedom of speech in this country.
Well, it's freedom of speech, but you're going to be not only in certain areas.
Yeah.
But uh Candice Owens just came out with a recent video say she's actually suing fact checkers because from what she's found, fact checkers are all liberal biased organizations there to throttle down conservatives.
Well, of course, yeah.
Yeah, and the thing about it is just censorship is Marxism.
It just gives them the right to censor us.
And nobody's did anything.
Even when Trump was in office, nobody did anything.
Nobody, all the Republicans in the Senate, they talking about doing something about it, but nobody's doing anything.
Yeah.
Well, Joe Biden is our president.
Well, he ain't, hold on.
He's the president-elect.
That fat purple-haired liberal lady hasn't sang the song yet.
Stop jumping the gun.
There's a process.
Let the process play out.
Yeah.
Right?
I mean, I still got faith, man, but let the process play out.
They're going to do some recounting.
They're going to recount some votes.
I mean, y'all just don't.
Y'all just can't just recount.
Y'all need to determine if this dude's 150 years old and he's dead.
Yeah, I don't.
Y'all need, man.
Hey, look, everybody.
Look.
If Joe Biden is our president, overall, I think this country will be fine.
I mean, we have three branches of government.
He doesn't have that much power to do anything because we have the Senate.
We've gained some seats.
We barely got the Senate.
I think it's just.
We got the Supreme Court.
I mean, the harm he can do to this country is, I think, is limited to a certain degree.
Limited.
It's pretty much up to your local governments how your elected officials and your local government is going to run your individual state.
This really determines.
They're only a few seats away from taking the Senate.
Can you imagine if they got the Senate, the Congress, the White House?
Yeah.
Once they're getting out, they're going to try to pack the court.
Yeah.
They're going to try to institute a whole new system in this country if the Democrats get power in each branch of our government.
I mean, do we have to run for Congress or something, man?
For the Senate?
I don't know, man.
We'll have to get some...
Man, we've got to do something.
I ain't going to sit here and let these dudes just.
Well, we're going to keep doing what we're doing.
And I'm never going to say that's out of the question, but hey, I'm going to continue to put up our fight.
I'm going to continue to do my videos.
But the only concern I have is us being conservative and they're censoring us.
Well, they're already doing that.
I mean, we should have the next four years of our career as comedians and political opponents with Joe Biden in office.
We should be a huge success if they let us do our job and let us do our thing.
Key word, if Joe Biden's our president.
He's going to be in the line.
Wait a minute.
Why don't you keep saying this dude?
Continuing The Fight00:05:17
I'm just president.
I'm just saying, worst case scenario, if he's our president, I'm going to be very busy.
I'm going to have all kinds of content because this man is a walking meme.
And you're going to be busy just talking to each other.
That's if they take us away.
I hope to God that they really value.
God ain't got nothing to do with this.
This is Marxism.
Yeah.
Leftism.
Foolism.
I wish I could have been a brighter spirit, but yeah.
We're fed.
We beeped it again.
I just had to get it out.
Some words you cannot replace.
You know the vulgar words?
Sometimes you just got to say, Hey, the Christians default on us just because we curse from time to time, it don't mean you're a better Christian than me.
I know you curse.
Yeah, some of them don't, man.
Some Christians, they are Christian.
100%.
Yeah.
But I still got my faith in our system.
If there's fraud, they'll find it.
I hope they find it.
I hope they find it.
I mean, but if Joe Biden is our president, I will accept him as my president, but I will poke fun in him in each opportunity I get.
I'm not going to let that man rest not for one second.
My whole channel is going to turn into a Joe Biden batching channel.
I hope social media approves of it.
Social media is like the prophet Muhammad.
Well, I'm not going to bully him.
I'm not going to put him down.
I'm not going to call him that.
They're just going to call out what he's doing wrong.
I just want to have that right to do so.
That's all I want.
That's all I want is my right to share my own opinions.
Hey, back in America, back in not too long ago.
Yeah.
That was, you could do that.
I don't know about now.
Yeah.
I'm still not giving up.
Trump is still my president until president-elect.
Until that fat liberal lady with the purple hair, the yellow teeth, and wearing the moo move start singing, then I'm just like, all right, yeah.
Trump, it's not over.
I'm going to continue to say that.
Let's start the recounts.
Let's start there.
All I ask is let me count the damn votes.
I'm going to count.
Yeah.
Let Hog Swiss do the recount.
Here we go to Pennsylvania.
Give me a couple weeks.
Let me do the recount.
Give me some hazmat suits.
You can stand on my shoulder.
Yeah.
No, you can't stand on my shoulder, man.
I got my hazmat suit on, man.
Just let me do my thing.
Y'all was doing y'all.
No, you got to have people watching.
No, man, I know how to count.
No, see, you thinking like a damn liberal now.
That's what they're doing in Philadelphia right now.
Stand 25 feet over there.
Just let the liberals count, and then let's let all the Republicans count and let's do an average of how many votes they're going to.
Trace says, double the word.
What the hell you talking about?
Do it one time.
Just let me look over your shoulder.
No, you can trust conservatives and Republicans.
Just let us do the counts.
You liberals, man, I can't trust y'all, man.
Y'all too radical for me, man.
Y'all too emotional.
Just let somebody that's Republican and conservative.
I even let a moderate come in, a real moderate.
Just let's follow the rules.
Y'all do the counting.
Let the Republicans be there to watch over to make sure things legit.
That's all we ask.
That's all we want.
And if he won, so be it.
When this country goes to hell in a handbasket, don't blame the conservatives.
You look in the mirror, you moron.
You the one voted for him.
You dumbasses.
The joke's on you.
You think your life's going to improve because you voted for Joe Biden?
No, man.
Joe Biden has not improved no one's life but his own and his family's.
His record has proven that.
Trump did a great job for this country.
I know he's not the typical politician.
That's why I voted for him because he's not a politician.
He might say some things that's going to offend people, especially when you take things out of context.
And the media is just, from the entire moment this man has been elected, they have been misleading the public, calling him a racist, taking his things out of context with no recourse from other media websites to legitimize things he said correctly.
Everything this man has said has been taken out of context and has been accused of being a racist the entire time he's been in office.
I just hate to see the man go because I know when Trump says something, he actually means it.
And he actually cares about this country.
But when I see Joe Biden, I just see the typical politician that would just say and do anything for a vote and he doesn't really care about anybody but himself and his family.
That's what I see when I see Joe Biden.
Let's start the recounts.
Yeah.
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