Chelsea Handler and the Hodgetwins debate 50 Cent's criticism of a hypothetical tax plan that would reduce his income by 62%, which Handler dismisses as a joke about dropping from "50 cents" to "20." While Handler accuses him of prioritizing profit over community and questions his support for Donald Trump, the hosts defend his right to vote based on personal financial interests against perceived government dysfunction. The segment concludes by challenging Handler's characterization of black voting patterns as statistical inevitabilities rather than individual choices, highlighting tensions between celebrity influence and economic reality. [Automatically generated summary]
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Becoming A Doctor Or Attorney00:03:35
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Yeah, Chelsea Handler.
Chelsea.
Liberal white woman.
Yeah.
Michael Mex said the black man's biggest enemy is the white liberal.
You might have to update it for today.
Yeah, it's kind of outdated.
Yeah, it was back in, what, the 60s?
Yeah, we need to update that.
Exchange it for Malcolm.
Yeah.
It was true back in those days, but it's totally changed now.
Today, I would say the biggest threat to black people is themselves.
Then it's the white liberal.
You don't stand a chance.
It's not white supremacy.
It's you.
That person that's looking at you in the mirror every morning.
That's your worst enemy.
That's who's holding you back.
Yep.
Only, man, this country we live in is a great country, man.
Can't nobody hold you back but yourself.
But there is limitations.
Like, I can't go be a doctor.
You come to my hospital.
Yeah, you come to my hospital, you leaving in a body bag.
You could learn how to be a doctor if you wanted.
Yeah, I can learn how to be a doctor.
Don't mean I'm going to be a good doctor.
I can learn how to be an attorney, but it don't mean I'm going to be a good attorney.
Yeah.
So find what you good at and do it.
Yeah, man.
Don't wait for nobody to give you anything.
Yeah.
That's the American dream.
Immigrants came here from all over the world.
They didn't come here looking for welfare and handouts.
They came here to seek a better future, create something from scratch and build it.
And remember, this land, this country was founded and is built on the backs of immigrants.
Everybody here in this country, you American?
It's Abraham Lincoln.
And that's true.
People think of immigrants.
They think of color to the skin.
White people, immigrants, too.
Yeah.
They built this country too.
That just don't belong to brown people and black people.
Immigrants, they can be white too, you know.
All right, let's get back to the story.
Chelsea Handler.
Well, she's a comedian.
She's been in the business for a long time.
Yeah, about a week ago, 50 Cent came out, who was her ex-boyfriend back from 2010.
And he said he got a hold of Biden's tax plan for him.
He was like, man, y'all, y'all crazy as hell.
Y'all think I'm booming for this dude.
Hey, let me just say this.
60, 62% of his money is going to go to the government.
Let me say this.
Anybody on the left, if you think it's okay to pay your government 60% of what you make during the year, you need to go get your head checked because that is not fair.
That's not, yeah.
And that is modern day slavery.
You're going to go to work in a country and you automatically owe that country 6% on what you earned?
That's modern-day slavery.
Yeah, you earned that money.
The government gets coming.
I'll take my 60% cut.
Thanks for working hard for me, boy.
But anyway, so he went public with that.
And Chelsea Handler, who is 50's ex from back in 2010.
Now, keep in mind, she's on Jimmy Fallon's late at night show.
Modern Day Slavery And Taxes00:08:25
He's a comedian.
She's a comedian.
Yeah.
So just to give that, what she's about to say some context.
Yeah, so let's go to the video.
You heard about my ex-boyfriend, right?
50 Cent, and has support of Donald Trump.
Yeah, what's going on between you?
I saw your tweets and I go, wait, what's happening?
Because you said he was your favorite ex-boyfriend.
And then he, what does he do?
supporting Trump?
He says he doesn't want to pay 62% of taxes, which by the way isn't a plan of Joe Biden's.
That's a lie.
So he doesn't want to pay 62% of taxes because he doesn't want to go from being 50 cents to 20 cent.
And I had to remind him that he was a black person, so he can't vote for Donald Trump and that he shouldn't be influencing an entire swath of people who may listen to him because he's worried about his own personal pocketbook.
So I haven't heard back from him yet, but I am willing to, you know, seal the deal in more ways than one if he changes his mind and publicly denounces Donald Trump.
I might be willing to go for another spin if you know what I'm talking about.
I told y'all there was comedians.
Can't really take what a comedian says because a lot of times comedians, they like to joke about any and everything.
They can't take anything seriously.
Yeah.
Like comedians like to use self-deprecating humor.
Yeah.
Like Kevin Hart uses it.
He's made millions doing it.
He's the grossest, biggest comedian this world has ever seen.
That's his style of humor, self-deprecating.
He just talks about how short he is.
Right?
So.
Well, it's a part of his comedy.
Yeah.
It's a huge part of his comedy.
But anyway, now, what Chelsea said, not only is that racist, it's sexist.
If a man said it, it's misogynistic.
So when a feminist says it, that's feministic.
See, made up my own word, Lefties.
Just like what y'all like to do.
Y'all make up terms.
That's what y'all do.
Yeah.
So I understand you was trying to be self-deprecating, but what you did is not only did you make yourself look bad, but you make women look bad.
Yeah.
And you pretty much saying black men can't think for themselves.
Yeah, just yeah.
I think that's horrible what you said.
It's 2020, and a black man cannot vote for whoever he wants because the color of his skin.
I mean, black people used ton't drink from the same water fountain because their skin color.
They had to send the back of the bus.
It's 2020.
But, hey, hey, let's just be real.
What she said was a statistical fact.
A majority of black people do vote Democrat.
But hey, let's be real, everybody.
It is funny.
It's ridiculous, but it's funny.
It's funny until you walk in the black neighborhoods and you see what they voting for.
That is depressing.
And the reason why she said that is because she's a comedian and she thinks that's funny and she thinks that's going to be amusing to her audience.
That's why she said it.
She's laughing at black people.
Yeah, because black people is the only demographic of people in this country that vote over a 90% clip to one party faithfully.
Yeah.
And that's outrageous when you go into black communities and see how they're living.
Yeah.
That is depressing.
They're using black people as a pawn, as a joke.
And she's using that joke because she thinks it's going to go well over her fan base.
That's why she said it.
And y'all need to realize and understand that.
Yeah.
Especially if you're black.
She's laughing at you.
I don't think, I think that went over black people's head.
They probably like, yeah, you tell him.
You tell him.
This is ain't right over there.
You better remind him he's black.
Which is a very sad thing to say, man, but it's the truth, man.
That's why Joe Biden said it.
Yeah.
That's why Joe Biden said Latinos are, what's the word he used?
He said Latinos think differently depending on they live in Miami.
They Cuban Latinos or if they Latinos from Texas.
Yeah, they're very broad in their thinking when it comes to politics.
And he's pretty much saying black people all think the same way.
That's what he said.
That's because it is a statistical fact, blacks, that y'all all think a certain way.
The majority of you vote Democrat, regardless who's running.
Yeah, and it's different for Latinos because in Cuba, that's communists.
And those Cubans that come here, those Latinos, they don't want no part of that.
They believe in freedom and capitalism.
But over in Texas, the Latinos that come up through Central America, they think different.
Yeah.
So, but anyway.
Just remember that, blacks, you're the only demographic that vote that way.
Nope.
Jews don't do that.
Whites don't do that.
Latinos, just blacks.
Yes, just black people.
Over 90%.
That's why y'all call us Uncle Toms and sellouts.
Because y'all have been socially engineered to think a certain way.
You've been brainwashed.
It's okay to vote left or right.
It doesn't matter what your skin color is.
Yeah.
I mean, white people got it figured out.
It's like 50-50.
They write down the line.
All right.
So 50 Cent responded to that.
He says, a what?
Another spin.
F Donald Trump.
I never liked him.
For all I know, he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed, but that's history.
If you haven't seen Scarface, I don't know where you've been sleeping on a rock.
Well, that's a reference to the movie.
Yeah.
From what I got from that tweet, he's still voting for Trump.
He's still thinking about his personal interests, which is his pocketbook.
Yeah, that should be any individual's look on this situation.
Look at it like this.
Everybody on the left, y'all want everybody to pay their fair share in taxes, right?
Now, y'all want them to tax people at a certain income more.
I don't know why, because that money that they get from those people, it's not going in your pockets.
It's going in the government's pockets.
And what the government has shown you, they will overspend and they waste money.
We are over 20 million, over 20 trillion in debt.
Our government is dysfunctional.
They don't know how to spend money.
They don't know how to budget or do anything right.
Yeah, liberals don't know what that in debt mean.
They really don't.
That's a $22 trillion credit card the government's spent.
And that's taking into account the taxes they've taken from us.
They spent that.
That's like, you know, we need some more money.
But guess who's got to pay that credit card, that credit card, that $22 trillion credit?
Us.
We do.
Right?
Yeah, just because they're going to tax the rich people more doesn't mean it's going to benefit you.
Don't mean they're going to take that money and give it to you.
No, you just make our government that much more powerful.
You pay it in the pockets of politicians, not your own.
She also said, she said she doesn't agree with what 50 Cent was doing, putting that stuff up on the social media.
You might influence your followers.
Okay, so it's okay when Cardi B does it, The Rock, Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart.
It's cool when they do it when they're voting for your candidate.
But when there's somebody else other than your candidate, that's not fair.
Everybody in Hollywood pandas to people on the Democrats, man.
It's always pushing for the Democrats.
We have one person that makes one person says he's going to vote for Trump, and y'all can't handle that.
And they pander, like the Democrats panda to celebrities.
Celebrities don't come out and say, this is why I'm voting for this candidate.
They just come out and tell you to vote.
I'm a celebrity.
Go vote for this person.
He don't give you policies why you should vote for that person.
No, I'm Cardi B. I'm The Rock.
I'm Kim Hart.
You go out there and vote for Biden.
And then 50 Cent comes out and say, I'm voting for Trump because his policy regarding taxes, he spits facts while he's voting.
He's not voting based on somebody told him to go vote.
How it's going to affect his life.
That's how you vote.
What impacts your life?
Yeah, and Chelsea Handler said that that was a lie, that they're going to, that's not a Biden tax plan.
Oh, yes, it is.
He's going to, his tax plan is going to be the fifth highest ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Not the highest ever.
That sounds pretty damn high to me.
And people on the left, you so-called socialists, y'all think that that money that they're going to raise through taxes from taxing the rich, it's only going to hurt you.
All they're going to do is these corporations, they're going to raise the prices of their products.
They're going to cut their hours.
And that money that they take from these rich people, it's not going to you.
It's going to your government.
Naive Views On Economics00:00:41
You're going to never see that money.
Yeah, so why are y'all so happy about it?
Y'all, do you know why?
You're ignorant.
You didn't know that.
You're naive when it comes to politics and economics.
Yeah.
That's why you both left.
See, everything we just said here, you didn't know that, did you?
Dummy.
Trump 2020.
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