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Oct. 13, 2020 - Hodgetwins
08:57
Amy Coney Barrett Senate Hearings

Amy Coney Barrett Senate Hearings feature hosts arguing Republicans fulfill constitutional duties while Democrats act as hypocritical socialists. The discussion mocks Senator Amy Klobuchar's testimony regarding her husband's COVID illness and President Trump's alleged failure to warn about airborne transmission, contrasting it with Walmart employees working despite health risks. Rejecting pandemic delays, the hosts defend Trump's firing of officials as reality TV drama and dismiss Democratic Senate control as a pipe dream, framing the proceedings as a necessary civil war measure rather than partisan theater. [Automatically generated summary]

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Liberals Fired People 00:08:57
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Man, these liberals, man.
Amy Coney Birds, she's up there in the Senate and the Senate is doing their constitutional duty.
They're following the Constitution.
They're holding hearings.
But the liberals, they're kind of sad because they don't believe in the Constitution.
Yeah.
And if you ask me, in my honest opinion, they're hypocrites and they don't really cherish our Constitution.
They only cherish that Constitution when they can fit their agenda.
If you ask me personally, that's just my opinion.
I could be wrong, but I don't think so.
I don't think for one minute, if Hillary was the president and the Democrats had the Senate, they would be doing the same thing.
Yeah.
Same type of thing.
The reason why the Republicans are moving ahead, because this country's at war.
We're in a civil war.
Yeah.
They know we got to get us a Republican judge up in there.
Somebody that can actually read.
Somebody can actually interpret the Constitution and not use the Constitution and reinterpret it to fit their own agenda.
Exactly.
That's why they're moving forward because the left, the Democrats, they like to call themselves Democrats.
No, they're socialists.
They're Marxists.
They've shown how radical they are.
So the Republicans know, hey, we have a Republican president.
We have a Republican majority in the Senate.
Let's move ahead and let's protect the rights of this good country and our citizens.
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
All right, so Amy Klobuchaw.
Amy, man, she crying, man.
She's crying and crying.
Man, check out.
We cannot divorce this nominee and her views from the election we are in.
We didn't choose to do this now, to plop a Supreme Court nomination hearing in the middle of an election.
They did.
So the reason people aren't going to fall for this is because it is so personal.
The over 210,000 people who have died, the school cancel, the small business clothes, the job you don't have, the degree you couldn't get.
It's personable to me because my husband got COVID early on.
He ended up in the hospital for a week on oxygen with severe pneumonia.
And months after he got it, I find out the president knew it was airborne, but he didn't tell us.
Okay, that's horrible that your husband came down with COVID-19, but my grandparents came down with COVID-19.
So has millions of other people.
You know what I find astonishing, Keith?
What?
She didn't know COVID or a virus could go airborne.
You a member of the Senate?
You a senator, and you didn't know viruses can go airborne?
That's crazy to me.
Just viruses are just walking around.
They don't fly anything.
They just sit there and wait for you to pick them up.
I mean, you're a senator.
I would think you would be able to comprehend that a virus could go airborne.
Well, if I got COVID-19, I jump on the plane.
Guess what?
That virus is airborne.
Yeah.
Look here.
I mean, all viruses can go airborne.
Yeah.
I mean, like, AIDS, that's typically can be spread through sexual contact.
But I tell you what, I ejaculate in error.
Yeah.
It's airborne.
I mean, seriously, let's think about this.
You didn't know viruses go airborne.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
All of them can go airborne.
The flu, you sneeze.
It's airborne.
Yeah.
I got it.
And you did.
Hold up.
Yeah.
I got AIDS.
I spit.
AIDS is airborne.
Yeah, if it's a virus.
If there's blood in there.
You seriously didn't know viruses could go airborne?
Jesus, Amy.
Where have you been?
I mean, they go airborne, but that's not like they in there like just floating around in there.
Yeah, just checking it out.
Look, there's Amy's husband.
He has no idea.
I'm going to fly right up in that sucker's nostril.
The damn liberal get up in there.
And Amy, come on.
Crazy as hell, Amy.
Amen.
You talking about the president has fired people.
I mean, yeah, that's a fact.
He's fired people, but it's nothing against the law.
It's not a crime to fire people.
We have a president who has fired or replaced five Inspector Generals, Senator Grassley, who has fired an attorney general, an FBI director, and is now going after their replacements.
Yeah, if he's not doing the job, if the president feels you're not doing the job, he can fire you.
Yeah.
Having y'all, I mean, y'all didn't see this come.
This man had a show called The Apprentice.
His thing was firing people.
Y'all didn't see this coming.
You're fired.
He did that every weekend, man.
Yeah.
I mean, personally, from my own experience, I've had like six jobs, got fired from all of them.
Yeah.
It's nothing new.
People get fired all the time.
I'm sure if he could fire you, he would fire you.
Yeah, because you're horrible.
Hey, you know what?
Kamala Harris, she put in her two cents.
She actually said we need to shut down this whole hearing because we're experiencing a global pandemic.
It's too dangerous.
Come on.
Hey, Kamala, look here.
You got door greeters at Walmart, 175 years old with pacemakers and colostomy bags greeting people.
Y'all are U.S. senators making six-figure income.
Y'all can't go to work.
But people at Walmart can.
Making minimum wage.
These people are going out working, but you can't fulfill your constitutional obligation.
The American people need you.
Yeah, we need you right now.
And y'all talking about y'all can't go into work.
You crazy as hell.
You know what else she said?
She says we shouldn't do anything like this right now with the judge until the virus has been eradicated.
That's crazy as hell.
I don't care what y'all got coming out.
What do you call it?
Vaccines?
I mean, that's like eradicating the flu.
It comes back every year.
Yeah.
You can't eradicate the flu.
You can't eradicate AIDS.
You can't eradicate COVID-19.
This is here to stay.
This is a life-changing virus.
So y'all need to get to work.
I mean, y'all can't eradicate that.
That like the flu is going to like the virus earlier.
I'm back.
It's 2021.
Lying around.
I'm going to go check on Amy's husband again.
I don't like him.
He's a damn liberal.
There you go.
Oh, he's wearing a mask this time.
He knows I'm airborne.
I like a good challenge.
I'm going to go in hot this time.
I'm yelling right through that bitch.
It was too easy.
Hey, man, you liberals are ridiculous.
You hypocrites.
Republicans in the Senate, we got the majority.
They're doing nothing wrong.
They're fulfilling that constitutional obligation.
We have a Republican president.
If y'all was in the same position, y'all would do the exact same thing.
Yeah, they saying they keep bringing up the point, the people are voting.
They want to be able to decide who's the justice.
The people's already did that.
They elected our president for four years, not three years and 11 months.
Even Obama said this.
I have fulfilled my constitutional duty.
Now it's time for the Senate to do theirs.
Presidents do not stop working in the final year of their term.
Right?
And the American people, they elected the Senate.
Yeah.
This is what the American people wanted.
This is what they wanted.
Now, if for some reason Trump should lose and y'all take over the Senate and somebody else drops dead on the Supreme Court, that's a pipe dream.
Then y'all can do y'all's thing.
But until then, president's doing a great job.
Trump 2020.
Yeah.
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