Donald Trump nominates 47-year-old Amy Coney Barrett, a Notre Dame Catholic with seven children, to the Supreme Court as a strict Constitutionalist. The host contrasts her youth with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and claims previous male nominees were serial rapists, arguing Barrett avoids these scandals. He dismisses satirical smears about sexual assault, praises her as a role model compared to left-wing feminists, and highlights her alleged help to a cheating student while condemning politicians like Schumer. Ultimately, the segment frames her appointment as a victory for enforcing the law as written against liberal agendas. [Automatically generated summary]
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Impeccable Nomination Flag Action00:06:52
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Trump, man.
Trump.
He's going to nominate a new Supreme Court justice.
Conservative.
Yeah.
She's young, too, man.
Yeah.
She's young, man.
Well, she's young compared to who she's replacing.
Yeah, I think Ruth Beta Ginsbury, I think she was.
How old was she?
Well, I think she, I don't know.
I think she looked 120.
That wasn't a joke.
What does 120 years old look like?
She looked like she was up there.
I mean, you looked at her, you knew she wasn't a spring chicken.
I think she was 83, man.
So if this new, if she's nominated, Amy, Amy is her name, Amy Barrett, if she's nominated, she's got a long career on the Supreme Court, which is good for this country because she's the Constitutionist.
She's recovering.
She's conservative.
She's not going to look at the Constitution and interpret it for her own agenda.
She's going to read and enforce the Constitution as it's written.
Yeah.
That's what we need in this country.
Yeah, not another left-wing misinterpreting the Constitution.
It's the thing that I think liberals go wrong is.
They look at the Constitution and they will misinterpret the Constitution.
They called it legal maneuvering just to get their agenda across instead of just reading the Constitution and enforcing the laws as it's written.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think the reason why they went, decided to go with a woman, I mean, a lot of people think it's because they're replacing Ruth.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I think the reason why Trump went a woman, I mean, look at the last two males that's been nominated for Supreme Court justice.
Yeah.
Right?
The black fella back in the 80s.
Yeah, he was, yeah, he was forcefully penetrating women.
And look what they did to Kavanaugh.
This dude, not only was he doing forced penetration, this dude was running trains and gangbangs.
Yeah.
I mean, wait, you can't have a mindset of running gang bangs and going to law school and just stop one day be like, you know what?
I got to stop the gang bangs.
I'm going to stop the forced penetration.
Man, you know what?
I'm going to be Supreme Court justice one day.
Yeah, usually, if you're a serial rapist or a serial murderer, you don't stop until you get caught.
Usually.
99.9% of the time.
Yeah, it's something wrong with you.
You actually enjoy it.
You just don't give it up because you want to be a judge or a lawyer.
Typically.
Yeah, typically.
But let's talk about Amy, man.
She's 47.
She's young.
She's got a, she's, she went to Notre Dame.
She's a Catholic.
She's an impeccable candidate.
She's got a big family.
I don't know how any woman does this, have six, seven kids, and still go through law school and raise a family and do this and that.
I know she's got a husband.
She's not doing all by herself, but man, that's amazing in itself.
And she adopted two kids.
Yeah.
They wasn't, she didn't adopt them from Ireland or Finland or Sweden or Norway.
She adopted two kids from Haiti.
Yeah.
I don't even call that an adoption.
I call that a rescue.
Probably rescuing from the Clinton Foundation.
Yeah.
And to all the feminists out there, if y'all want to appreciate strong role models, strong women, this is one of the women you should look at.
Yeah.
This is a damn good woman.
She's the epitome of a strong woman.
Integrity.
You know the strong woman on the left?
Yeah.
That means pinch of hair green.
A strong woman on the left is Cardi B. That's a strong woman right there.
Melissa Milano, that's a damn strong woman.
Yeah, man.
No, this woman, she's impeccable.
I'm just wondering how is the left gonna smear her?
They can't.
Well, I guess this can still do it.
Yeah, they can do what they did to Kavanaugh.
I can see it now.
Breaking news, CNN.
Uh-oh.
Hi.
My name is Jason.
Back in college, I was 19 and I was failing.
I hired me a tutor.
Her name was Amy.
She came in and I quickly found out she wasn't much of a tutor.
She actually forced me to get an erection.
And I had five orgasms involuntarily.
It was the worst three hours of my life.
My nuts was even burning.
Man, shut up, man.
Look, I hear another one.
Hi.
My name's Steve.
I live right next door to whatever his name was.
He's Jason.
Jason.
And she came over and tried to force her tutoring services on me.
This time she had three other women with me, with her, and she wouldn't take no for an answer.
So her friends put up dildos and start beating the hell out of me with it.
Five hours later, I had nine involuntary orgasms.
It was the worst 30 minutes of my life.
Look, look, we're not making fun of those penetrations.
We're using satire to show you a point of view.
The left, they're going to have a very hard time.
I think an impossible feat to try to smear this woman.
Yeah, they can't.
It's easy to just smear a man.
All you got to do is accuse him of things.
And automatically, majority women on the left, they will believe it.
But it's hard to smear a woman like this lady, Amy Barrett, as they did Kavanaugh.
It's going to be impossible.
Yeah.
Impossible.
I mean, probably the darkest thing you're going to find about, find out about Amy.
She helped a black kid behind her cheat on his test because she's good in math.
What?
Hey, hey, Tyrone, can you see it?
Hurry up before the teacher gets back.
She helped a black kid pass his test?
Yeah, you already know she's down with the black man.
She got two adopted black kids.
Man, shut up.
You crazy as hell.
This woman is an impeccable nomination.
Helping Black Kids Pass Tests00:00:54
Yeah.
Conservative, Catholic, and a true Catholic.
Yeah.
Pro-life.
I mean, I guess they could throw her religion at her, but you got what?
Schumer and Nancy?
They Catholic too.
Yeah.
But the only difference between Amy Barret and Nancy and Chuck is she's a real Catholic.
Yeah, she's pro-life.
She's just not pretending.
She actually listens to what's in the Bible.
Man, Trump is doing an amazing job.
That's why.
Trump 2020.
Yeah.
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