Hodgetwins - Trevor Noah Talks About Gender and Race
Aired: 2020-09-12
Duration: 06:31


=== Gender Is Not A Lie (05:05) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah Let's start the show man.
[00:00:05]  We got a damn good show for y'all today man Damn good show I think this is gonna be one of the best Trevor Noor That's a big time star right there from South Africa.
[00:00:20]  Yeah, he's an immigrant Showing how unraced this country is he came here for a better life and now he's a superstar Yeah, he's living the American dream.
[00:00:33]  Yeah, but Trevor Noor living proof that this country ain't racist But Trevor Noor, I'm confused.
[00:00:42]  Everybody else, I'm gonna confuse y'all too.
[00:00:44]  Check this video out.
[00:00:46]  But guys, this has to stop, right?
[00:00:48]  Or at least if you insist on a gender reveal, you should do something that helps the situation.
[00:00:53]  The water's pink.
[00:00:54]  It's a girl.
[00:00:55]  And aside from all the damage it can cause, celebrating a baby's genitalia is starting to feel very outdated.
[00:01:02]  Like given everything we're learning about gender, gender reveal parties should only happen when the child is old enough to know their actual gender and to pitch in some cash for the fire damage.
[00:01:13]  And honestly, I don't even know why we need gender reveal parties.
[00:01:17]  You know what we do need, though?
[00:01:18]  Race reveal parties.
[00:01:20]  A bombshell confession from an African-American history professor at George Washington University who claims ties to the Bronx.
[00:01:27]  Jessica Krug revealed in a blog post that she is a white Jewish woman who has been pretending to be black for years.
[00:01:35]  She feigned being black and Latina.
[00:01:37]  Now a white woman is saying that she is canceling herself, revealing decades of deception.
[00:01:42]  Crew has been teaching African culture and history at the school since 2012, often posting as Puerto Rican.
[00:01:48]  The 38-year-old born to white parents and raised in suburban Kansas is seen here addressing the New York City Council in June.
[00:01:56]  Thank you much.
[00:01:56]  How are all my siblings who were standing up?
[00:01:58]  My black and brown siblings.
[00:02:00]  Crew is apologizing and says her whole life has been based on a lie.
[00:02:04]  Okay, first of all, you can't say your life was based on a lie when you're the one who made up the lie.
[00:02:10]  That's not how it works.
[00:02:11]  Your life is only based on a lie when someone else told you the lie.
[00:02:16]  Trevor, I'm lost.
[00:02:17]  Yeah, boy.
[00:02:18]  It's a lie if you pick your own race.
[00:02:21]  Yeah.
[00:02:22]  But it's not a lie if you pick your own damn gender.
[00:02:25]  Hey, Trevor, who's writing the rules, man?
[00:02:28]  Who the hell's writing your jokes?
[00:02:31]  Yeah, you got these two jokes back to back.
[00:02:33]  Yeah.
[00:02:34]  I mean, right now, you look like the joke.
[00:02:37]  Next time you do your show, make sure you proofread and read the jokes because you're the one that's going to look like an ass.
[00:02:45]  I mean, look, you say gender is outdated.
[00:02:48]  You know what's outdated?
[00:02:51]  Black people saying they're oppressed.
[00:02:52]  That's outdated.
[00:02:54]  We got rots now.
[00:02:55]  It's 2020.
[00:02:57]  Gender?
[00:02:58]  Outdated?
[00:02:59]  That's a good one right there.
[00:03:00]  No, man.
[00:03:01]  Gender's outdated.
[00:03:02]  Look, gender gives the parents structure.
[00:03:05]  I mean, it's a tough decision.
[00:03:07]  I know when the kid comes out and you see a penis, like, what should I do?
[00:03:13]  Look, Trevor, ain't you glad when you were born?
[00:03:16]  Yeah, your parents made that tough decision to call you a boy because you know why.
[00:03:22]  You got a choad between your legs.
[00:03:25]  A South African choad.
[00:03:28]  I mean, just imagine if they didn't know what to raise you as, boy or girl.
[00:03:33]  They could have sent you to school in a dress one day with some Jordans the next day in a tutor with some flip-flops.
[00:03:39]  Yeah, gender gives the parents structure.
[00:03:41]  I mean, how else are they going to address you?
[00:03:44]  Yeah, they're going to be confused.
[00:03:46]  Now, I'm all for people when they grow up.
[00:03:49]  Yeah.
[00:03:49]  When they become adults, it's like, you know what?
[00:03:52]  I have a choad between my legs and I'm a man.
[00:03:55]  There's too many choads in this video.
[00:03:59]  I got a penis between my legs.
[00:04:01]  Just go with signs up until you.
[00:04:03]  I'm just saying, well, let me finish.
[00:04:04]  Stop cutting me off.
[00:04:06]  I understand some dudes grow up, women, they grow up.
[00:04:10]  Let's say he's got a penis and he says, you know what?
[00:04:12]  I'm not a man no more.
[00:04:13]  Yeah.
[00:04:14]  I'm not going to look at science.
[00:04:15]  I'm just going to use my imagination going forward.
[00:04:17]  Okay, cool.
[00:04:18]  I'll call you whatever you want to be called.
[00:04:20]  You want to be called Shiquita, Kendra, whatever your name is.
[00:04:23]  I'll call you all that.
[00:04:25]  You know why?
[00:04:26]  Because we're tolerant of other people's lifestyles.
[00:04:30]  I'm tolerant.
[00:04:30]  But you say it's dangerous to look between your kids' legs and...
[00:04:36]  No, ain't nothing dangerous about a gender reveal party.
[00:04:39]  I mean, you said it was dangerous.
[00:04:40]  It could cause a lot of harm, but what harm?
[00:04:42]  The baby's not even born yet.
[00:04:44]  What if you just, everybody just, I mean, that's a small percentage of the population that decides when they get older they want to live their life as the other yeah.
[00:04:52]  And now you want to do that for everybody?
[00:04:56]  Apply that to the entire population.
[00:04:58]  Yeah, 99% of all people, they want to be what they are between their legs.
[00:05:02]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:03]  So why are you going to apply that to everybody?

=== Make South Africans Great Again (01:25) ===

[00:05:06]  Yeah.
[00:05:06]  Why are you making this gender such a difficult issue?
[00:05:11]  It's very simple.
[00:05:12]  Yeah, it's based on science.
[00:05:14]  Yeah.
[00:05:16]  I mean, if you can pick your gender, you should be able to pick your race.
[00:05:20]  I mean, like, I could come out one day and say, I identify as a white man from Little Rock, Arkansas that loves country music and have strong conservative values.
[00:05:29]  Yeah.
[00:05:30]  If I can pick my gender, why can't I pick my race?
[00:05:33]  Yeah.
[00:05:34]  I mean, seriously, who the hell is writing these damn rules?
[00:05:39]  You should look up the word hypocrisy, Trevor.
[00:05:42]  Yeah.
[00:05:43]  Because that video, there's all kinds of hypocrisy coming out your mouth.
[00:05:50]  Let's make South Africans great again.
[00:05:54]  Ain't you from South Africa?
[00:05:56]  I want to make South Africans great again.
[00:05:59]  Oh, Trevor, but you know what, Trevor?
[00:06:01]  There's a savior on the horizon that's protecting us from all this leftism.
[00:06:08]  Yeah.
[00:06:08]  All this lefty issues, these lefty ideologies.
[00:06:12]  Trump 2020.
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[00:06:29]  We making t-shirts great again.