Hodgetwins - Joe Biden Versus Teleprompter Aired: 2020-09-01 Duration: 08:39 === CDC Stats Spread Like Virus (02:27) === [00:00:00] Yeah, let's start the show. [00:00:03] We got a damn good show for y'all today. [00:00:05] We got a damn good show. [00:00:08] Damn good show. [00:00:09] CDC, they just spread some more statistics on COVID. [00:00:13] They spreading it like a virus. [00:00:15] They just shared some new stats. [00:00:18] I said spread it. [00:00:20] It's spread it. [00:00:22] All right, yeah, the CDC came up. [00:00:23] That's a pseudonym for sure. [00:00:26] Yeah, the CDC came out with some new stats regarding COVID, and Joe Biden has been spotted outside his basement. [00:00:32] He is on the campaign trail up in Pittsburgh, and he gave a powerful, stopline, powerful speech. [00:00:39] He ain't giving no damn powerful speech. [00:00:41] He gave a powerful, ridiculous speech. [00:00:44] Check it out. [00:00:47] COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, it's taken more than 100 years. [00:00:54] Look, here's the lives, it's just, when you think about it, more lives this year than any other year for the past hundred years. [00:01:05] Hey, can somebody please take this man's teleprompter and move it a little bit closer? [00:01:10] Looks like he's taking a damn eye exam. [00:01:15] Yeah, move it to about maybe two, two, three feet away, man. [00:01:19] Yeah. [00:01:20] And whoever wrote his damn script on his teleprompter, it looks like he's reading a fill-in-the-blank questionnaire or something. [00:01:26] Jesus Christ. [00:01:27] Yeah. [00:01:28] I mean, look like. [00:01:29] Maybe put the speech in bold capital letters. [00:01:32] Yeah. [00:01:32] I would think so. [00:01:34] He'll still mess it up. [00:01:35] Oh, man. [00:01:37] His handler's not handling them. [00:01:38] This dude's running for president of the United States. [00:01:40] Y'all need to take care of this man. [00:01:42] But anyway. [00:01:43] Yeah, because he can't take care of himself. [00:01:46] Yeah, he can. [00:01:46] Yeah, he can't. [00:01:47] Don't say that. [00:01:48] Walk around, people carrying him. [00:01:50] That man should be retired, man. [00:01:53] Yeah, but anyway. [00:01:55] You see that woman carrying him like this? [00:01:57] Dragging him? [00:02:00] I said, that's not a good look for somebody trying to become president. [00:02:04] You got a 19-year-old female, 5'3, 90 pounds, dragging you. [00:02:09] It's not a good look, Joe. [00:02:12] Well, it's not a good look for a person running for president. [00:02:16] Looks horrible. [00:02:19] All right. [00:02:21] Joe Biden's speech. [00:02:22] I just showed y'all a brief clip. [00:02:23] Yeah. [00:02:24] That whole speech was just pointing a finger at everybody else. === Trump Blames Biden For Deaths (06:11) === [00:02:27] Yeah, he blames the president for the deaths when it comes to COVID. [00:02:32] Yeah. [00:02:32] Right. [00:02:33] And said he's incompetent and he handled it wrong, right? [00:02:36] But he makes no mention of what he would have did differently. [00:02:41] Yeah. [00:02:42] Nothing. [00:02:42] I mean, if I'm running for president, Joe, and my predecessor did something wrong, I will point out what he did wrong and how I would have approached it different, making a better outcome. [00:02:52] You, nothing. [00:02:54] Yeah, you didn't even point out the things he did wrong. [00:02:57] And two, you never shared any ideas you would have done. [00:03:00] Yeah, in fact, when the president shut down travel from China, you called him a racist. [00:03:06] Now, I think it's common sense. [00:03:07] If there's a pandemic starting in this country, China, Wuhan, the first thing that would come to my mind, hey, it's in China, right? [00:03:21] Ban old travel from China. [00:03:23] They got it. [00:03:23] It can't get over here if they don't come here. [00:03:26] I mean, it's not going to swim here, right? [00:03:29] It's logical to think that. [00:03:30] It's like when the virus hit here, you made us stay in the house. [00:03:35] Yeah. [00:03:35] Right? [00:03:36] You locked everybody down to keep the spread from spreading. [00:03:42] You called the man xenophobic from that. [00:03:44] Yeah. [00:03:44] What would you have done different there, Joe? [00:03:47] You failed to mention that in that long, stupid speech of yours. [00:03:51] Yeah, you wouldn't have did anything different because President Trump did everything in his power to keep that spread down. [00:03:58] Yeah. [00:03:58] But you know what? [00:03:59] Blaming Trump, don't mean to cut you off, but blaming Trump for the deaths from COVID is like blaming the vice president for herpes. [00:04:07] Shit don't make no sense. [00:04:10] Hey, 50,000 more people got herpes this year. [00:04:15] You know why? [00:04:16] Mike's Pence's fault. [00:04:20] Should have told people. [00:04:22] Or blaming Trump for it. [00:04:24] It doesn't make any sense. [00:04:25] Trump did everything as possible. [00:04:26] In fact, the CDC came up with some more statistics regarding COVID. [00:04:30] Okay, over 160,000 people have died from COVID. [00:04:34] Yeah. [00:04:34] Of that, 160,000. [00:04:36] Yeah. [00:04:36] Now, this is from the CDC. [00:04:38] Ain't making this up. [00:04:39] Yeah, this is not from any right-wing news media. [00:04:43] This is from the CDC. [00:04:44] Yeah. [00:04:45] What does CDC stand for? [00:04:46] The Center of Disease Control, man. [00:04:49] Yeah. [00:04:50] They're on top of this. [00:04:51] This is from them. [00:04:53] Yeah. [00:04:54] Out of those 160,000 deaths. [00:04:57] Yeah. [00:04:59] What was it? [00:04:59] 6%? [00:05:00] Only 6% of those deaths is directly related to causes. [00:05:04] COVID was the sole reason why they died. [00:05:07] Out of those 160,000 deaths, 6%. [00:05:12] That comes out to what? [00:05:13] 9,500 deaths. [00:05:14] Yeah, a little over 9,500. [00:05:16] Right. [00:05:16] Also, they added in there 130,000 of those 160,000 deaths. [00:05:23] Yeah. [00:05:24] People over the age of 60 and had pre-existing health conditions. [00:05:28] Yeah, over the age of 60. [00:05:30] Yeah. [00:05:34] This is why they locked everybody in the house. [00:05:37] This is why they let prisoners out of jail. [00:05:41] Yeah, prisoners. [00:05:42] Out of jail because of this. [00:05:44] But if we were so safe in our homes, why weren't these prisoners safe inside of their cell blocks? [00:05:52] Yeah. [00:05:54] So the only reason why Joe brings up COVID, he's trying to paint the president as incompetent. [00:05:59] But we've covered that. [00:06:00] He didn't come up with any ideas or share any ideas how he would have handled it. [00:06:04] Or he didn't even point out anything the president did wrong. [00:06:08] Yeah, I mean, it's a novel virus. [00:06:11] I mean, how do you prepare for a virus that you've never faced? [00:06:16] Yeah. [00:06:17] I mean, it's affected U.S., it's affected the entire globe. [00:06:21] Yeah. [00:06:21] You blame everybody but China. [00:06:25] Yeah. [00:06:26] I mean, everybody. [00:06:28] Yeah. [00:06:29] I call it the Chinese virus. [00:06:31] So does the president. [00:06:32] You know why? [00:06:33] Because it comes from China. [00:06:35] Even has made from China on the virus. [00:06:38] And y'all called him being a racist when he called it the Chinese virus. [00:06:42] Do you call it racist when I go to the Chinese restaurant and give me some Chinese food? [00:06:49] Made you think, didn't I? [00:06:51] Do y'all call Ebola racist? [00:06:54] Because they call it Ebola. [00:06:56] That's the river in Africa. [00:06:57] Yeah, where it came from. [00:06:58] Yeah. [00:06:58] Ebola. [00:06:59] Is that racist? [00:07:00] Yeah, if they'd have came out and said the black man virus, yeah, that's racist. [00:07:04] The black man virus. [00:07:06] Well, what if it originated? [00:07:09] You want to catch that black man virus? [00:07:14] That black man virus makes you bleed from the eyes. [00:07:17] Oh, you talk about the Ebola. [00:07:18] Yeah, if they'd have called it that, yeah, that's racist. [00:07:20] Yeah, that's racist. [00:07:21] That's a good point. [00:07:22] The black man. [00:07:26] Hey, I'm sorry, we're laughing. [00:07:27] We got a sixth sense of humor. [00:07:28] Hey, but I'm just making a point. [00:07:31] No, that would be racist. [00:07:32] That would be racist. [00:07:33] But calling it the Chinese virus because it comes from China. [00:07:40] I wouldn't call it racist. [00:07:41] You just call it that because it's from China. [00:07:43] Spanish flu? [00:07:44] Why? [00:07:45] Spanish people got it. [00:07:46] They spread it. [00:07:49] All right, but anyway, Joe Biden has no ideas that's going to move this country forward. [00:07:56] He claims that the president has caused all this division and hate in this country. [00:08:01] When all this hate in this country, all these deaths, these riots, these protests, all of it's coming from the left. [00:08:08] This has all been manufactured by the left. [00:08:12] Yeah. [00:08:13] Everything. [00:08:14] That's why Trump is going to get re-elected, and that's why I'm voting for Trump. [00:08:20] Trump 2020. [00:08:22] Yeah. [00:08:23] Go to officialharshtwins.com and pick you out a patriotic t-shirt today. [00:08:27] Hell, I'm even giving you 20% off. [00:08:30] Just type in this town code Chinese Virus. [00:08:33] We call it Chinese because it's from China. [00:08:37] We making t-shirts great again.