Hodgetwins - Biden picks Kamala Harris as his Vice President
Aired: 2020-08-13
Duration: 04:03


=== Why You Shouldn't Pick Kamala (03:15) ===

[00:00:00]  Joe, you go with Kamala Hurris as your VP?
[00:00:03]  I gotta ask you this question.
[00:00:07]  Are you trying to lose?
[00:00:09]  I mean, seriously.
[00:00:11]  I mean, Joe, I need you to wake up.
[00:00:13]  You trying to become 46?
[00:00:15]  You gonna pick Kamala?
[00:00:18]  You've been better off picking Hillary.
[00:00:20]  Hell, you've been better off picking Michael Jackson as your running mate.
[00:00:24]  She is absolutely the worst person you could have picked.
[00:00:29]  You could have picked OJ Simpson.
[00:00:31]  You've been better off.
[00:00:34]  Kamala Hearst.
[00:00:36]  And oh, please, explain this to me.
[00:00:39]  How in the hell is she African?
[00:00:43]  Please, somebody explain this to me.
[00:00:46]  It's funny when she got sworn in into the Senate.
[00:00:50]  She was sworn in as the first Indian American.
[00:00:54]  Indian.
[00:00:54]  I'm not talking Native American.
[00:00:57]  I'm talking Red Dot India.
[00:00:59]  What is she?
[00:01:00]  Transracial?
[00:01:01]  What is she a damn transformer?
[00:01:05]  She's only African American for political gain.
[00:01:09]  She just like a girl, Chief Paleface, Elizabeth Warren.
[00:01:13]  Yeah.
[00:01:14]  Man, you Democrats, man, y'all.
[00:01:16]  Yo, man, y'all sleazy.
[00:01:18]  Y'all exploit people's differences for votes.
[00:01:21]  Yeah.
[00:01:21]  Y'all are actually disgusting people.
[00:01:24]  Let me explain something to you.
[00:01:26]  She's not African American.
[00:01:27]  Not even close.
[00:01:28]  Not even in the same ballpark.
[00:01:32]  Her mama's from India.
[00:01:33]  You know, the red dot action.
[00:01:35]  Yeah.
[00:01:36]  Right?
[00:01:36]  Her daddy is like me.
[00:01:39]  Yeah.
[00:01:40]  Now, we got our ancestry checked.
[00:01:42]  We barely made the cut.
[00:01:43]  Just barely.
[00:01:44]  I mean, 1%, and I'm Caucasian.
[00:01:51]  Right?
[00:01:52]  How do you take me and a red dot in it and come out with a full-blown African-American?
[00:01:58]  In what world?
[00:01:59]  Yeah, I know in the Democrat world, you can switch genders, and hell, Kamala's proof you can switch races.
[00:02:07]  Hey, everybody, we shouldn't be surprised, right?
[00:02:10]  Joe said his VP was going to be a female and a person of color.
[00:02:14]  Yeah, imagine this, everybody.
[00:02:15]  You go to a job, you apply for the job, you got a PhD, six years of experience.
[00:02:20]  They tell you, oh, you're not what we looking for.
[00:02:24]  We looking for a black woman.
[00:02:26]  Yeah, you don't fit the qualifications.
[00:02:29]  How do you end racism or more racism?
[00:02:32]  I know why you did what you did.
[00:02:33]  You're trying to atone for the past of this country towards black people.
[00:02:38]  But how do you end racism with more racism?
[00:02:41]  Yeah.
[00:02:42]  And how do you trying to get more black votes by naming Kamala Hearst as your VP?
[00:02:47]  Black people hate this woman.
[00:02:50]  I think they hate her worse than me, than us.
[00:02:53]  They call us coons.
[00:02:55]  They absolutely find her disgusting.
[00:02:59]  So I got to ask you, Joe, are you trying to win this election?
[00:03:05]  Joe, come on, man.
[00:03:06]  You don't want to become president.
[00:03:08]  Come on.
[00:03:08]  You don't want it bad enough.
[00:03:10]  Yeah, I think you in it with Trump.
[00:03:12]  He probably hate Trump.
[00:03:13]  Hey, I don't want to run there making me do it.

=== Admitting Intent To Lose (00:47) ===

[00:03:15]  Yeah.
[00:03:16]  Hey, hey, I'm going to throw the election.
[00:03:18]  I'm going to start sniffing and groping women.
[00:03:20]  And then I'm going to name Kamala as my VP.
[00:03:22]  And on top of that, I'm going to keep saying a bunch of racist stuff like poor kids is just as bright as white kids and just saying some weird stuff and stumbling and stammering and you're still there.
[00:03:35]  They still made you.
[00:03:36]  They're running me for the deal.
[00:03:37]  Do you know what Trump told them?
[00:03:39]  Well, I don't need your help.
[00:03:41]  I'm going to win anyway because I'm making America great again.
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