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July 9, 2020 - Hodgetwins
09:09
Black Lives Matter Protesting Churches Now!

The segment features a speaker condemning Black Lives Matter protesters for demonstrating outside a Troy, New York Baptist church, arguing their slogan excludes white lives and that they target congregations opposing local riots. While acknowledging members spoke against unrest, the speaker distinguishes peaceful protest from violence, blames Republicans rather than liberals, speculates George Soros funds the movement, and claims thousands of Black babies are aborted in NYC. Ultimately, the discussion frames 2020 unrest as identity politics fueled by the left, concluding with a bizarre hope for aliens to eliminate progressives. [Automatically generated summary]

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Black Lives Matter Means Only Black Lives 00:07:58
Hey everybody, so Black Lives Matter, they protesting churches now.
Not police brutality.
Churches.
Hey, I'm starting to get it now.
Black Lives Matter means only Black Lives Matter.
Nobody else.
Nobody's life matters.
I get it.
It just means Black Lives Matter.
How did we miss it?
It's right there in the slogan.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
It's in plain English.
Why didn't we get there?
It means just Black Lives Matter.
Now I understand why everybody's so pissed off when I say all lives matter.
Because Black Lives Matter don't care about nobody else's life.
They just care about Black Lives Matter.
Well, there's a caveat to that.
They only care about the black lives that are lost to a white police officer.
Yeah.
What's wrong with y'all?
I mean, seriously, really?
So they go to this church up in New York.
Check this out.
Why are you bringing a baby into a church?
Continue to teach your children.
Save those kids.
Save those kids.
babies.
You're shook.
Do you believe?
You don't have to make that!
More streets! More streets!
I'm a Christian preacher, you dumb fuck.
Black Lives Matter! Black Lives Matter!
Don't touch him.
Don't back up.
Back up.
Crazy.
Don't get your hands off him.
Don't put your hands off.
I'm not this shit, boy.
Nah, bro.
That's not.
Get the fuck out of my face.
I'll ask you.
Jesus loves it.
Jesus don't love people.
Come on, bro.
Don't be disrespectful, God.
Save those babies.
Save those babies.
I mean, come on.
Just think here for a second.
Don't you think that chant, this protest would be much more appropriate in front of a Planned Parenthood?
Maybe the inner cities of Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore?
Why?
In front of a Baptist church?
Hey.
I mean, do y'all even think?
Do you even have a brain?
Do you know how to read?
Do you know how to count pants past five?
Jesus cannot count past three.
One.
Three.
Hey.
How did they even get there?
Did George Soros drop you foolers off at the church?
Just to get out and do what you do.
I'm pretty sure y'all don't know how to read a map.
You don't even know what a map means.
Look here.
Did y'all know up in New York?
Tell you what, this happened in Troy, New York, right?
Yeah.
Two hours down the road, y'all could have gone to New York City.
Did you know that there's more black babies being aborted in New York City than actually born?
By the thousands.
By the thousands.
Let me say it again.
By the thousands.
You gotta slow it down.
Oh, by the thousands.
But y'all in front of a church, a Baptist church, where black and white come together and praise God.
Y'all were gonna say, save those babies there.
Look, you can't actually, I mean, you can, but if you protest a church, that makes you a bigot.
Yeah.
We have freedom of religion.
Yeah.
I mean, if I, let's say, for example, I go protest in front of a gay bar because I'm not into homosexuality and I don't like gay people.
Homosexuality, right?
Let's say I do that.
That makes me a bigot.
Yeah.
Y'all preaching equality and tolerance.
But y'all a bunch of bigots.
Do y'all know what equality and tolerance means?
They don't even know what Black Lives Matter mean.
I mean, you're protesting someone's lifestyle, their religion.
That makes you a bigot.
They're not doing any harm to black folks.
That's one of the places y'all need to go.
Y'all need to go to church.
Y'all need to read the Bible.
Y'all need to repent.
Well, actually, the members of the church spoke out against the riots.
Yeah.
These people are there protesting this church because they're offended because people from this church said they were against the riots that were happening here.
Not America.
Yeah, not the peaceful protest.
Yeah.
The riots.
There is a difference between riots and protesting.
Like there's a difference between immigration and illegal immigration.
Immigration, which is legal, then you have illegal immigration.
Totally two different things.
Okay.
He's like a dude off South Park.
What's that dude's name?
Mr. Hand?
Honey students today.
It wasn't he, he was a transgender in one of the episodes.
But anyway, I digress.
Look here, let's get back to the topic of hand.
In the middle of their protest, they decide they want to go in the church.
Talking about, oh, we can't go in the church.
What can't you?
Why y'all practice with y'all preaching?
They ain't trying to let the devil in there.
Yeah.
Y'all the devil.
Y'all evil.
Yeah, I'm going to break it down for you.
This Black Lives Matter movement, it's all an excuse for people to misbehave.
These people are so upset, so unhappy in their own life, they want to spread their unhappiness to everybody else's life because they don't have the courage.
They don't have the balls to look in the mirror and see who the real problem is.
The real problem is you.
Republicans, conservatives, everybody on the right, we're not spreading hate in this country.
Everything that you see on the TV, all these white people getting attacked for just simply being white, for wearing MAGA hats.
Everybody is tearing down these statues.
Everybody's burning down these buildings, killing people.
These people are all on the left.
They're all progressives.
They're all liberals.
Y'all's lives, y'all's lives are not going the way y'all want it to go.
Y'all got a lot of pain in y'all's life, so y'all want everybody else to feel this pain.
Life is not easy.
It's not going to come easy.
Don't stop.
Stop listening to these people that's victimizing you.
Waiting for Aliens to Save Us 00:01:10
Yeah.
You have the power in your own hands.
You just need to look in the mirror and do something about it.
That's all you got to do, man.
Yeah, you don't have to go to people's churches and protest them at their place of worship.
That makes absolutely no sense.
Yeah, this 2020, this has been a crazy year.
I'm just waiting for the damn aliens to show up.
Yeah.
You know who they're going to take out for a friend?
I think the aliens, I think all the aliens are going to be conservative.
They're going to start zapping all these damn progressives, all these liberals out in the street.
I can't wait for the aliens to get here.
I hope them damn aliens in that movie, War of the Worlds.
I want to get zapped like that.
Take me out of here.
Yeah, because this year has been crazy, man.
This country is crazy.
Yeah.
But it's all coming from one side.
And it's all fueled by identity politics.
It's all coming from the left.
They're actually destroying this country.
That's why when the election come around, Trump 2020.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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