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June 25, 2020 - Hodgetwins
05:55
FBI Confirms Noose Hoax Regarding Nascar Driver Bubba Wallace

Hodgetwins dismiss the FBI's investigation into a noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage as an overreaction and hoax, arguing NASCAR should have handled it internally. The hosts claim the object couldn't hang a person, labeling the incident a scam to paint fans as racist while denying systemic racism exists in 2020. They criticize Wallace for partnering with white liberal politicians like Joe Biden and attacking the Black Lives Matter movement, ultimately promoting their "All Lives Matter" stance against what they view as false narratives of oppression. [Automatically generated summary]

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NASCAR Hoax and Racist Car 00:03:45
Man, this looks bad, NASCAR.
I told y'all.
We told y'all yesterday.
Yeah.
We told y'all this was a hoax because we already completed our investigation.
NASCAR, really?
Y'all needed 15, 20 FBI agents?
Y'all could have just called us.
Straight overkill.
I mean, I knew this was shady as soon as I saw the race car driver.
And then when I saw his car, Black Lives Matter, I said, yep, this is a scam.
I knew it.
Besides, y'all keep calling this a noose.
I mean, it looks like a noose, but you couldn't hang a damn black hamster with this.
Right?
I mean, let alone a damn six foot two race car driver.
Look here.
It looks like a noose, but does it operate like a noose?
Did you ask yourself that, Bubba?
You sound like a qualified hate crime professional.
You can't even drive a damn race car without running out of gas doing a race.
Why don't you worry about racing?
Let the FBI handle hate crimes.
Hate crimes.
You know what?
There's more fake hate crimes, hoaxes being committed than actual hate crimes.
You know why?
Because the year is 2020.
This country does not have a systemic problem with racism.
Yeah.
It doesn't.
I hate to admit it, but we don't.
I mean, you cannot prove to me that there's systemic racism.
What laws do we have in this country that's holding back people of color?
There's no laws.
We actually have laws that says it's okay to hire somebody not based on their qualifications.
You can hire somebody just because they black.
I mean, Bubba, you are the perfect example of why affirmative action doesn't work.
We suck.
We actually have racist laws to help get black people hired.
And y'all keep perpetuating that this country is racist.
NASCAR, y'all need to grow some balls.
This man, Black Lives Matter, all these celebrities standing with this man just painted y'all as some racist.
Your organization.
They made it seem like it was some racist fan or some racist car driver to paint this picture that your sport is systemically racist.
Y'all had this big ceremony.
Push this man's car in front of everybody to show solidarity for something that never happened.
Y'all owe everybody an apology.
Everybody crying.
They crying.
They crying for Bubba.
Yo, Bubba said, Bubba.
Bubble crying.
I just heard the news, Bubba.
Somebody put a damn noose in your garage.
Oh, man, Bubba, Bubble, man, Bubba.
I don't stand with racism, Bubba.
Bubble, we gonna hold a ceremony.
We're gonna push your car, boy.
We're gonna push your car, man.
We're gonna show everybody.
Yeah, we're gonna do it in front of all the white people at the race.
Hey, Bubba, that didn't age well, did it?
Yeah, it turns out never happened.
It was the damn garage pull down.
Every other garage had the same pull down.
It looks like it may be a noose, but it's not what it is.
It's used to close the damn garage.
It don't even operate like a noose.
You pull it, it's not gonna close over your hand.
I mean, if you want to be an FBI agent there, Bubba, you need to quit your job and go to college and learn what makes a noose works.
What's a damn real hate crime?
And Bubba, I'm gonna get real with you, brother.
You driving that damn race car around that track with that Black Lives Matter bull crap on it.
You raising money.
Pushing Cars in Front of White People 00:02:09
Not for black lives, not for urban neighborhoods.
You raising money for white liberal politicians.
Black Lives Matter need to change their name.
You need to either change it to black, certain black lives matter, or white liberal politician lives matter.
Because all that money they've raised, I think it's over a billion dollars now.
Don't quote me on that, but it's close to a billion dollars.
That has not went to one black person.
It's not went to one person of color in the urban neighborhoods or anybody.
That shit's going to Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, and all the rest of those damn progressive idiots climbing for president.
That's what you're raising money for.
That is your sponsor.
You're the epitome of a sellout.
You keep perpetuating that this country is systemically racist, that black lives don't matter.
All you doing is oppressing your own people.
It's not even your people.
You're not even black.
Yeah, he's black.
He's black as us.
Man, he black kinda.
We black kinda.
At least both my parents was black bubble.
Point your parents black, the other than white.
But anyway, it should be, we are against police brutality.
Of course.
We stand with all lives matter.
What does black lives matter mean?
It only stipulates black lives.
Don't rationalize.
Yeah.
What does use proper English and reading comprehensions?
Black Lives Matter just means Black Lives Matter.
Don't rationalize anything.
You can't take a language and make it your own.
You have to stick within the confines of the English language.
That statement means just Black Lives Matter and you still get it wrong.
Only certain Black Lives Matter.
Yeah, Black Lives only matter when the black person dies at the hands of a white police officer.
All those Black Lives, it doesn't even matter.
Don't even matter.
That's pathetic.
You should call yourselves Certain Black Lives Matter.
That's why I stand for All Lives Matter because black, brown, and white, everybody in between is included in that.
If you don't understand that, you need to go take some damn English courses in college.
Yeah.
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