Hodgetwins - Reporter Asks President Trump Comparing Covid and Vietnam War Deaths Aired: 2020-04-30 Duration: 04:59 === Comparing Two Totally Different Situations (03:35) === [00:00:00] If an American president loses more Americans over the course of six weeks than died in the entirety of the Vietnam War, does he deserve to be re-elected? [00:00:08] I know you failed philosophy. [00:00:11] I don't think she took philosophy. [00:00:12] You know what's happening right now? [00:00:14] All these philosophy professors are making an example out of you in that classroom. [00:00:19] Yeah, see this? [00:00:21] Listening to this stupid question. [00:00:23] Can you name the illogical reasoning in this one? [00:00:28] Your question was based on a logical fallacy known as... [00:00:33] Yeah. [00:00:34] What's it called? [00:00:35] I forget. [00:00:36] A false equivalent. [00:00:38] Yeah. [00:00:38] Based on a false equivalence. [00:00:41] False equivalence is like when you're comparing something like when you're like comparing apples to oranges. [00:00:49] You're comparing them because they're both fruit. [00:00:51] But can you really compare them? [00:00:52] Look, it's like comparing penises to vaginas. [00:00:56] Yeah. [00:00:57] Yeah, one of them gets hard. [00:00:58] Yeah. [00:00:59] This one gets wet. [00:01:00] Yeah. [00:01:01] This one squirts. [00:01:03] And this one gets really wet and sometimes it squirts. [00:01:06] You compare them because they're sexual reproductive organs, but can you really compare the two? [00:01:13] See, that's what you did. [00:01:14] You're comparing deaths in two totally different situations. [00:01:18] You're comparing deaths in a war compared to a global pandemic, a novel virus. [00:01:26] How can you compare those two? [00:01:28] Whenever a novel virus hit in history, millions of people have died. [00:01:32] Yeah. [00:01:33] You can't compare the two. [00:01:35] I mean, I wish you was as smart as good looking you are. [00:01:38] Oh man, you'd be Albert Einstein. [00:01:40] Yeah, but unfortunately, you got the intelligence of Maxine Waters. [00:01:44] And she's not very bright. [00:01:46] I used to think these governors, these elected officials, congressmen, senators, I used to think these people are very smart, man. [00:01:54] No, these people represent their district. [00:01:58] Maxine Waters is an excellent representation of her district. [00:02:01] AOC, an excellent representation of her district. [00:02:05] Unfortunately. [00:02:07] Like you look at Ted Cruz now. [00:02:09] That's a fine. [00:02:10] That's a fine man. [00:02:12] That's a fine man. [00:02:13] He's an excellent representation of his district. [00:02:16] Lindsey Graham. [00:02:17] Lindsey Graham. [00:02:18] It's a fine representation of his district. [00:02:22] Matt Gates, fine representation. [00:02:25] That bad dude, sharp. [00:02:26] Totally, these men are running totally different civilizations. [00:02:31] Yeah. [00:02:31] I mean, you go to AOC or Maxine Waters district, they don't even call it cops because they don't believe in snitching. [00:02:39] Hey, your neighbor just got shot. [00:02:40] Nope. [00:02:41] I don't believe in this. [00:02:42] I don't believe in snitching. [00:02:44] I'm not a snitch. [00:02:45] Look, Ted Cruz could actually move to Maxine Waters' district and say, man, I need to help these people. [00:02:50] I need to get Maxine Waters out of here. [00:02:52] Yeah. [00:02:52] Right? [00:02:53] He would lose miserably because all Maxine Waters would have to do is this. [00:02:56] Yeah. [00:02:57] Hey, don't let the last name fool you, but he's white and he's a white supremacist. [00:03:02] Vote for me. [00:03:04] You know why? [00:03:05] Because she's an excellent representation of her damn district. [00:03:08] You know, Abraham Lincoln had this famous quote, man. [00:03:12] I always forget it, man. [00:03:13] It's a good quote, though, man. [00:03:14] I remember it. [00:03:15] I'd have to paraphrase it. [00:03:16] You know it by heart? [00:03:17] I know it by heart. [00:03:21] Abe Lincoln said this back in the 1800s. [00:03:24] Yep, smart man. [00:03:26] He said, it's better to keep your damn mouth shut. [00:03:31] He said like, I'll paraphrase it, of course. [00:03:34] No, I'm going to do it the way he did it. === Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut (01:23) === [00:03:36] Yeah. [00:03:36] This is Abe Lincoln we talking. [00:03:37] I got to show some respect. [00:03:39] Yeah. [00:03:39] Abe Lincoln said this again back in the 1800s. [00:03:42] Yeah. [00:03:43] He said it's better to keep your... [00:03:45] It's better to... [00:03:46] It's better to keep your damn mouth shut and be thought of as a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt. [00:03:53] That's what you did late in this damn press conference. [00:03:56] Year 2020, you've done us a box of rocks. [00:04:00] Yeah, it's damn sure. [00:04:01] You need to go read a book there, Lefty. [00:04:04] You hate your president so much, you let me cloud your judgment. [00:04:07] Yeah, that question was beyond stupid. [00:04:09] Yeah, a third grader would ask that. [00:04:12] You know why? [00:04:12] Because you're stupid. [00:04:18] Go easy on him, man. [00:04:19] Man, I don't know how the president puts up with this. [00:04:21] Yeah, I know how. [00:04:25] He's a fine representation of all the conservatives here in America. [00:04:30] That's how Trump 2020. [00:04:33] Yeah. [00:04:34] Hey, to support the Hawks Twins, go to official HawksTwins.com. [00:04:40] Yeah, go pick you up a patriotic conservative t-shirt today. [00:04:45] Hell, we even giving you 10% off. [00:04:48] Yeah. [00:04:48] Use discount code reparations. [00:04:52] The reparations for us. [00:04:55] Because of this Kung Flu, we ain't got no new shows come. [00:04:59] Yeah.