Hodgetwins - Joe Rogan Endorses Trump Over Biden
Aired: 2020-04-23
Duration: 04:09


=== Voting Against Biden (02:56) ===

[00:00:00]  You know what?
[00:00:01]  I'd also vote for Whoopi Goldberg over Joe Biden.
[00:00:04]  I'd vote for Mike Tyson over Joe Biden.
[00:00:06]  I just don't think it's a good idea to take someone who's struggling with dementia and put him in one of the most stressful positions the world has ever known.
[00:00:14]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:00:16]  I mean, it's not an endorsement of Trump.
[00:00:17]  It is, it is me saying you shouldn't have a man who's clearly, clearly in the throes of dementia.
[00:00:25]  Yo, what the hell you talking about?
[00:00:27]  You talking about you, you, you, you ain't endorsing Trump because you gotta, you, you're not gonna vote for a galville because he's got dementia.
[00:00:36]  I mean, Joe, what the fuck is the difference?
[00:00:40]  You still endorsing Trump?
[00:00:41]  Yeah.
[00:00:41]  Sound like you trying to make excuses why everybody should vote for Trump.
[00:00:45]  No, man.
[00:00:46]  Be alpha male, man.
[00:00:48]  You gotta make excuses, man.
[00:00:49]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:00:50]  You are a commentator for UFC.
[00:00:51]  Show off that toxic masculinity.
[00:00:54]  Come out there and be like, yeah, look here.
[00:00:55]  Joe Rogan here.
[00:00:57]  Yeah.
[00:00:57]  Yeah.
[00:00:58]  I'm voting for Trump.
[00:01:00]  And I'll prove this message.
[00:01:01]  Yeah.
[00:01:02]  If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass.
[00:01:04]  Yeah, you're out here making excuses because politics is going to piss off half your audience regardless of who you are.
[00:01:09]  So just man up.
[00:01:11]  Yeah.
[00:01:11]  Stick that damn chest out.
[00:01:13]  Shit, man.
[00:01:14]  I ain't making an excuse why I'm voting for Trump.
[00:01:16]  It's common sense, man.
[00:01:17]  You gotta have a brain.
[00:01:20]  I remember, y'all, I mean, it's horrible what the Democrats are doing to Joe.
[00:01:24]  This dude is obviously in cognitive decline.
[00:01:27]  Have y'all seen this dude on the campaign trail?
[00:01:29]  Remember that time?
[00:01:30]  Yeah, he was giving that speech, man.
[00:01:32]  Yeah.
[00:01:33]  He started off shit hot, though.
[00:01:35]  He sounded like hot.
[00:01:36]  Yeah, he didn't start off like Martin Luther King.
[00:01:38]  Yeah, he was white Martin Luther King, man.
[00:01:40]  Hey, go ahead.
[00:01:40]  He said, we hold these truths to be self-evident.
[00:01:43]  That all.
[00:01:44]  That all.
[00:01:46]  You know.
[00:01:46]  You know the thing.
[00:01:52]  Joe.
[00:01:54]  Hey, do you remember the other time?
[00:01:55]  He was pandering on this one.
[00:01:57]  He was still on the campaign trail.
[00:01:58]  He had a bunch of black kids around him, right?
[00:02:00]  He got that pandering.
[00:02:02]  He out there pandering.
[00:02:03]  And for some reason or another, he got on this topic that he liked getting in the pool with kids.
[00:02:07]  Because kids like playing with the hair on his legs.
[00:02:10]  Because when he get in the pool, the damn hair on his legs float up.
[00:02:13]  And the kids like playing with it.
[00:02:15]  That sounds like a child molester.
[00:02:17]  Every time this man opened his mouth, I'm thinking this dude is in cahoots with the Trump campaign.
[00:02:21]  Yeah.
[00:02:21]  You're just creating ads for him.
[00:02:24]  How are you on the campaign trail, Joe?
[00:02:26]  Yeah.
[00:02:27]  And this come up.
[00:02:28]  Won't you tell people how you're going to change their lives, make their lives better?
[00:02:32]  You talking about kids playing with the hair on your damn legs.
[00:02:35]  Joe, I'm going to just be...
[00:02:37]  Democrats, liberals, everybody's voting for Joe.
[00:02:39]  I'm talking now.
[00:02:40]  I'm talking to Joe right now.
[00:02:41]  Even if you become president, which I know is not going to happen, it's going to be a cold day in hell if that shit was to happen.
[00:02:47]  But if you do get, become our president, you're going to get impeached for groping and sniffing people.
[00:02:53]  You think Republic's going to let you slide for that shit y'all did to Trump?

=== The Red Wave Returns (01:11) ===

[00:02:57]  Yeah.
[00:02:57]  You're getting impeached.
[00:02:59]  As soon as you go up to a woman, groping people's cruxes, you're going to get impeached, man.
[00:03:06]  But hey, look here.
[00:03:08]  We can't let this happen.
[00:03:09]  Yeah, we can't get complacent, man.
[00:03:11]  We can't.
[00:03:12]  That's the word.
[00:03:13]  Complacent.
[00:03:14]  Yeah.
[00:03:14]  Time for this red wave.
[00:03:16]  Time for this red wave when red wave coming through.
[00:03:19]  I'm talking about a red tsunami.
[00:03:21]  I'm talking about a damn red wave that's going to be on the extinction level.
[00:03:25]  It's going to kill all the Democrats.
[00:03:27]  I'm talking about that damn movie 2012 wave coming.
[00:03:31]  I'm talking about deep impact.
[00:03:33]  Damn, meet her.
[00:03:34]  I ain't going to come from out of space.
[00:03:36]  It's going to be the color red.
[00:03:39]  Go take out all these liberal fools.
[00:03:41]  We can't be complacent.
[00:03:43]  We got to go out there and vote because there's a lot of stupid people in this country.
[00:03:47]  Yeah, a bunch of idiots.
[00:03:48]  They're called liberals.
[00:03:49]  We got to get out that boat.
[00:03:50]  Don't be complacent.
[00:03:52]  Yeah.
[00:03:55]  Cause you know this Trump train don't stop.
[00:03:57]  Tell Beto to please come try to take my block.
[00:04:00]  You wanna impeach him?
[00:04:02]  I guess that's what you do when you can't beat him.
[00:04:05]  That needs a dead dad.
[00:04:07]  And I'm coming through your hood in my red