Hodgetwins - Jussie Smollett Indicted On New Charges Related To Attack Police Called A Hoax Aired: 2020-02-12 Duration: 04:37 === Take That Noose Off Your Neck (03:43) === [00:00:00] Hey Jesse man. [00:00:01] Hey, I know right now times is looking pretty bleak and sad. [00:00:05] You might be crying, but it ain't that bad, man. [00:00:08] I just want to make sure you don't Epstein yourself. [00:00:13] Life goes on, man. [00:00:16] Life goes on. [00:00:17] That's good advice. [00:00:18] Don't don't do it. [00:00:20] Hey, let me take a stab at it. [00:00:21] Don't do it, Justin. [00:00:23] Just. [00:00:23] Hey, Jesse. [00:00:24] Look here. [00:00:24] Take that noose off round your neck. [00:00:26] Don't do it, Jesse. [00:00:29] Hey, let me take a stab at it. [00:00:31] Get up off me. [00:00:33] All right, listen here, Jesse. [00:00:34] You damn Obama lover. [00:00:37] Look here, we all know this day was coming. [00:00:39] Yeah. [00:00:40] I know you were. [00:00:41] Well, he didn't know it's coming. [00:00:42] He thought he got away, man. [00:00:43] Well, he got an attorney. [00:00:44] I'm pretty sure that attorney's been keeping you in the loop. [00:00:46] Yeah. [00:00:46] And I'm pretty sure some time ago he called you up and said, Jussie, I got bad news for you. [00:00:52] Yeah. [00:00:52] They hired a special prosecutor for this damn case now. [00:00:56] Kim Fox? [00:00:56] Yeah. [00:00:57] The Obama lover? [00:00:58] She gone. [00:00:59] They got rid of your Obama loving friend. [00:01:01] Yeah. [00:01:02] And they got a... [00:01:04] They got a white man. [00:01:06] He doesn't look too liberal to me either. [00:01:09] So he looks like a conservative. [00:01:12] So, Justice, that pretty much means you're fucked. [00:01:14] So look, man. [00:01:15] Look. [00:01:16] This situation seems horrible, but don't look at it. [00:01:19] Yeah. [00:01:19] I'm going to talk in metaphors. [00:01:21] Don't look at it as the glass being empty, half empty. [00:01:25] Yeah. [00:01:25] Look at the glass. [00:01:27] It's being half full. [00:01:28] Yeah, don't be pessimistic. [00:01:31] Be optimistic. [00:01:32] Just every cloud has a silver lining. [00:01:36] Look, six counts of what is it? [00:01:38] Disorderly conduct, man. [00:01:40] That's a slap on the wrist. [00:01:41] That's a slap on the wrist. [00:01:43] That's a slap on the wrist, man. [00:01:45] Hardly any jail time, I'm sure. [00:01:47] Yeah. [00:01:47] You know, disorderly conduct is like two gay men inside that apartment having rough gay sex. [00:01:54] All that butt-ramming. [00:01:55] Oh, and they're annoying the neighbors, huh? [00:01:57] And they're annoying the neighbors. [00:01:59] All them damn blood-curdling screens. [00:02:02] Just look at it. [00:02:04] Just look at it as every cloud has a silver lining. [00:02:06] You get to go to jail. [00:02:07] You ain't going to be in that long. [00:02:08] And you're going to be surrounded by big buff black men. [00:02:12] Yeah, right? [00:02:13] I don't think this is punishment, really, man. [00:02:15] Yeah. [00:02:15] I mean, I wish I could get arrested and thrown in jail with a bunch of women. [00:02:20] Yeah. [00:02:20] How much fun I'm going to have with all them horny women? [00:02:23] Yeah, they ain't had no man in years. [00:02:25] And that did. [00:02:26] And then I'm going to... [00:02:26] Look at you, Jesse. [00:02:28] You going to the prison with the gay men, dick? [00:02:30] You light-skinned? [00:02:31] You a famous actor? [00:02:32] Got some good hair. [00:02:34] You got that good heart, man? [00:02:35] You gonna have all kinds of fun, Jesse? [00:02:37] Yeah, them men gonna tear you wide open. [00:02:40] Literally. [00:02:43] Yeah. [00:02:43] But you should like that, though, man. [00:02:45] So look. [00:02:46] You like attractive men, don't you? [00:02:48] Yeah, you just, because you gay. [00:02:51] Look, look. [00:02:53] Put this behind you, man. [00:02:55] Yeah, plead out, man. [00:02:56] Plead out. [00:02:57] Treat it like a little vacation, a little spa. [00:03:00] Yeah. [00:03:01] Just pretend you're going to the bunny ranch. [00:03:04] Bunny ranch for gay men. [00:03:07] You got, you got, you gonna have all kinds of men to choose from. [00:03:12] You gonna have your white supremacists, your black supremacists. [00:03:17] Look here, man. [00:03:17] Let's get serious. [00:03:18] You're gonna have all kinds of, you got, man, you got your pick of the little, Jesse. [00:03:21] Hey, let's get serious on this. [00:03:23] Damn serious. [00:03:24] Now, look, everybody know you lying, Jesse. [00:03:26] Even black people know you lying. [00:03:29] Yeah, that's saying something. [00:03:30] Because black people actually thought OJ was innocent. [00:03:35] Look, put this behind you. [00:03:37] Plead out. [00:03:37] I'm sure they willing to work with you, Jesse. [00:03:40] It ain't that bad. [00:03:41] Six counts of disorderly conduct. === Plead Out And Get Serious (00:53) === [00:03:44] That's nothing. [00:03:45] I mean, look at what you really did. [00:03:47] Yeah. [00:03:48] You actually reported a fake hate crime just because you hate the president of the United States. [00:03:54] It don't get no dumber than that, Justin. [00:03:57] He lets your hatred for our president, which I don't understand why you hate him that much, man. [00:04:02] Yeah, what he's did so much for this country, and you went out and committed a fake hate crime. [00:04:06] What has he done to you? [00:04:07] He ain't did nothing to you, Jesse. [00:04:09] You know what, Jesse? [00:04:11] I think you're racist. [00:04:13] You think? [00:04:14] Yeah, I was being facetious. [00:04:16] I ain't being facetious. [00:04:17] I'm being dead serious. [00:04:19] Why else would he do something like that? [00:04:20] Yeah, you are race. [00:04:22] You could have damped, you could have started a race war in this country. [00:04:24] Yeah. [00:04:25] Thank God your damn story was bogus from the jump. [00:04:28] Yeah. [00:04:31] Nazis jumping out of you in front of subway 16 below zero. [00:04:35] That don't even happen in Mississippi, Jesse.