Joe Rogan and a voiceover character named Kevin debate Bernie Sanders' candidacy, contrasting Rogan's initial admiration for Sanders' consistency with harsh labels like "communist" against Kevin's critique of Medicare for All, the Green New Deal, and a $2.5 trillion housing plan. While Kevin argues these policies would create dependency and link family reunification to national security failures, Rogan concludes by urging listeners to vote responsibly in America without issuing direct commands, highlighting the tension between ideological purity and pragmatic governance. [Automatically generated summary]
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Bernie's Promise of Free Houses00:11:30
Who are you gonna vote for in the primary?
I think I think I'll probably vote for Bernie.
Him as a human being, when I was hanging out with him, I believe in him.
I like him.
I like him a lot.
What Bernie stands for is a guy who, well, look, you could dig up dirt on every single human being that's ever existed if you catch them in their worst moment and you magnify those moments and you cut out everything else and you only display those worst moments.
That said, you can't find very many with Bernie.
He's been insanely consistent his entire life.
He's basically been saying the same thing, been for the same thing his whole life.
And that, in and of itself, is a very powerful structure to operate from.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Hey, Joe, so you say you're probably going to vote for Bernie Sanders, huh?
Hey, you did hit a valid point.
His message has been the same consistently for the last 30 years.
Yeah, but Joe, what has that message been, man?
The dude's a fucking communist.
He's communist, man.
I mean, I agree with you.
You can dig up dirt on anybody.
Yeah.
But you can't really find too much dirt on him.
Man, if you knew what his message has been the last 30 years, you already got dirt on him.
Besides, have you checked out his website, Joe?
Yeah.
It's a whole lot of dirt on him over there.
Yeah.
It's not hard to find either.
It's BernieSanders.com.
Hey, Joe.
Won't you go check out his website, Joe?
No, I don't check out his website, man.
Hey, see here?
Look, we nice guys over here.
Don't waste time.
My brother Kevin's going to read it to you.
Yeah, you say Bernie Sanders is a nice guy.
No, we're nice guys.
Bernie, he's an asshole.
Hey, listen up, Joe.
Yeah, look at this, man.
Look, Medicare for All, man.
Medicare for All.
Create a Medicare for All single-payer national health insurance program to provide everyone in America with comprehensive health care coverage and free at point of service.
Look, Joe, I know what Medicare for All looks like.
Yeah.
I got experience in this, Joe.
Sounds horrible.
Hey, look here.
I'm going to tell you this little story.
My first bone.
My first baby, right?
See, my wife's from Mexico and she recommended this Mexican doctor.
Turns out our whole family for like the last 10 years been going to this guy because it's Mexican.
Said Mexican thing, I guess, right?
So I said, okay, sounds like a cool doctor.
The one thing my wife did not tell me when we went to go see this doctor, take my bed because my babe was sick.
I did not know this dude, you don't need medical care coverage.
You don't need insurance.
Just walk in there, huh?
You just walking out.
All this man wants is his fucking $5.
$5?
That's all he wants.
To see a doctor?
Right?
Turns out I go see this man.
He's a real doctor now.
I hope he is.
It doesn't sound like it's $5.
Right?
I go in there.
You know what, Joe?
I waited six hours to see this man.
And when I got in there, he said, what's wrong with the baby?
I said, well, he's coughing up shit.
He won't take his damn bottle.
He's like, well, you know why?
Because he got stomach cramps.
Give him some damn tea and give him my $5 and get the fuck out of my and then he was like this.
Hey, everybody, keep this damn line moving.
That was the worst.
I told my wife, I said, we got medical care coverage.
Let's go to Irvine, California.
I know this nice.
This is a bunch of Asians and white people.
They got these, great programs.
The great service.
They even got some Mexican doctors now.
Hey, Joe, anything that's worth anything, I found out.
Anything that's worth anything, it costs money.
Yeah.
If you want good health care, you have to pay money.
If you want a good car, you need to pay that money.
Anything good, you gotta pay for it.
Hey, how are these doctors gonna get paid, Joe?
Yeah, where's all this money coming from?
These doctors ain't running no damn charity, man.
You know how much medical school is?
Hey, you know how he's gonna get that money, right?
Hey, listen up, Joe.
Yeah, Joe.
You should have checked in with your buddy, your buddy, Dana White.
Yeah, the guy that signed rich.
Yeah, the guy that signs your paycheck.
He's filthy rich.
Bernie's gonna tax this shit out of me.
If you don't believe me, go ask him.
Hey, Dana, can I talk to you for a moment?
Hey, is Bernie gonna tax the shit out of you?
He is.
Wow, I thought this guy was a good guy.
Yeah, man.
It's gonna tax the shit out of him.
And you know what?
He hates you too.
You're a millionaire and you're white.
He hates all white millionaires.
He hates billionaires too.
Keep going.
Let's find some more dirt on Bernie.
Hey, man.
What else we got here?
Look at this, man.
What else we got?
The Green New Deal.
Oh, he stole that from ALC.
Yeah.
Look what, listen up, Joe.
Look, transform our energy system to 100% now.
100.
100.
That's every job.
100%.
All the energy is 100%.
Yeah.
Transform our energy system to 100% renewable energy and create 20 million jobs needed to solve the climate crisis.
Climate crisis?
100%.
He's going to take every job in America, make it 100% renewable.
20 million jobs, Joe.
What is that?
What is he going to have everybody doing, Joe?
Building fucking windmills?
You know what's going to suck, Joe?
When the wind stops blowing, Joe, 20 million jobs, 100% of America.
He's promising this.
He's going to make everybody's job renewable.
Renewable energy.
What the hell does that look like, Joe?
He's going to make each and every American a damn galley slave.
You're going to be in there ruining both like you getting electricity.
You know what?
You're going to be standing right beside him and say, yeah, you know what, Joe?
I told you, you fucking asshole.
Hey, hey, baby, he's going to, maybe, hey, Joe.
Hey, Joe.
Hold up.
Hey, baby's going to legalize prostitution.
That's the greatest job you can have right now.
But the women's going to get rid of all the damn cars in the streets.
He's going to build water canals.
Everybody's going to fucking get in a canoe and go to work.
Well, maybe he'll make it like the old West, the horses.
Everybody's going to be riding around like Clint Eastwood, man.
Hey, look, it doesn't stop there, Joe.
Look.
What else we got?
Housing for all.
He's going to give everybody a fucking house.
Look, in the housing crisis by investing 2.5 trillion.
Not million, not billion.
He said 2.5 trillion to build nearly 10 million permanently affordable housing units.
You know what that looks like, Joe?
He's going to turn the whole United States of America into fucking Section 8 housing.
Every home, every neighborhood in America is going to look like Watts.
Hey, Joe, you know what I notice about people when you give them stuff for free to own earn it?
Yeah.
Especially when it comes to stuff like that, a house or a car.
Yeah.
They don't realize what it took to get that car.
They got it for free.
They tie that shit up, man.
Yeah, like when people ask me for money, I give it to them because they need it.
Does that really help them?
No.
Two weeks later, hey, man, I need some more money.
Yeah.
Man, I just gave you $200, you broke dick motherfucker.
I'll give you this money to get you out of rough spot.
That don't mean coming to me every two weeks asking for more money.
See what Democrats want to do.
Yeah.
Instead of teaching you how to fish, they want to go out and get the fish and jingle it in front of you.
They'll be like, you see this fish?
You want this fish?
Dance for me.
Dance for me.
And after your dad's don't want you to vote for me, you don't vote for him.
You give shit.
Want that damn fish?
I got them Docko commercial with that dollar.
Want this money?
Want this fish?
Gotta vote for me.
Yeah.
Yeah, you gotta vote for me.
Democrats want to turn the average, the typical American citizen into a damn leech.
That's what he wants, Joe.
A bunch of they want, he wants America to be asking for a bunch of handouts.
And if a government is that power to give you each and everything you need, they got the power to take it away from me.
I don't want to hold my destiny in nobody's hand.
I take care of my own life, my own housing, my own health care.
I don't allow nobody.
I work hard for you.
I work hard for my health care coverage.
I work hard for where I want to live and how I want to spend my money.
I ain't got to fucking ask Bernie Communist Sanders to take care of me.
You know what I'm saying?
What else we got?
Let me see what else is going on.
I'm tired of it.
Wait a minute.
No, man.
He's out for some more stuff, man.
You know, look, he's got college for all.
He's got Medicare for all.
The Green New Deal.
Look, this is how he wants to keep America safe, Joe.
Look, welcoming and safe America for all.
Dismantle cruel and inhumane deportation programs in detention centers and reunite families who have been separated.
You hear that, Joe?
You know what that looks like?
He's going to open the damn borders up.
He's going to let everybody come and go as you please.
Hell, why are you going to stop there?
It's a bunch of American families that's been separated because their daddies and mamas, some damn lowlives out there committing crimes.
Gotta let them go too, Joe.
Hey, Joe, I don't believe in letting everybody in this country.
Hell, there's people in my family.
I won't let them come into my house.
You just let any Ichabar crane come into this damn country.
Yeah, that's what.
Come on, come on.
We got a bunch of free shit for you.
Yeah, that's why 9-11 happened.
That's why you got MS-13 games.
You can't let these people not sending their best.
Yeah.
They sending a bunch of low-life scumbags.
I think that people in these countries, like, especially in Central America, the strong, the people that want to work for what they, they have, they stay in Mexico.
They stay in these.
And they make Mexico great.
They try to make Venezuela great.
They try to make it, but the people, the leeches, you always got leeches in society.
Now, I didn't say all of them are leeches, but there's some legitimate refugees out there that need our help.
But 90% of these people that's come across our southern border are leeches.
They refugees.
And look here, Joe.
He's offering a bunch of free shit.
The only thing this man is not offering is pussy falls.
I mean, it's cool he wouldn't give everybody a damn house, but hey, what's a house without pussy?
Hey, look, look at this, Joe.
He said 2.5 trillion to build 10 million homes.
How much is that house?
He's house.
Hey, Siri.
Hey, wait a minute, man.
Let me ask Siri, man.
The Reality of Border Leeches00:01:12
Siri knows everything, man.
Listen up, Joe.
Hey, Siri, what's 2.5 trillion divided by 10 million?
That would be $250,000.
Bitch, you crazy as hell.
$250,000 a house.
That's how much it shouldn't cost that much.
He's going, he's not, he don't sound so bad, Joe.
He's going to put everybody in castles.
But hey, I don't believe him, Joe.
Yeah.
Look what the Hillary Foundation did there in Haiti.
Yeah.
Them niggas still waiting on that house.
And they got donated billions of dollars, man.
Hey, Joe.
Those people in Haiti, the Clinton Foundation, they ruined them, man.
Them houses look like damn matchboxes.
It looks like they built them damn houses out of popsicle sticks.
Hey, look here, Joe.
Let me say something.
Now, look here, Joe.
Yeah.
Now, look, I ain't going to sit here and tell you not to vote for the man because this is America.
Yeah.
Now, but, Joe, you do us all a favor, man.
When you go vote, you keep in mind, motherfucker, this is America.