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Dec. 11, 2019 - Hodgetwins
06:46
House Democrats present articles of impeachment against Trump
# political polarization obstruction of congress new york abuse of power california conservative mobilization democratic party critique donald trump house democrats illinois impeachment process jesse smollett maxine waters nancy pelosi

Hodgetwins dismiss House Democrats' impeachment of Trump as a partisan sham driven by numbers rather than merit, criticizing Pelosi and Maxine Waters for virtue signaling while mocking their tactics. The hosts argue that charges like abuse of power are merely politicians abusing their own power to remove a duly elected president, contrasting modern leftists with JFK's true liberalism. By comparing Democrats to Wile E. Coyote and Trump to the Roadrunner, they conclude this political theater will galvanize conservatives, ultimately leading to Democratic losses in key states like California and New York. [Automatically generated summary]

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Abuse of Power and Extortion 00:02:51
Good morning, everyone.
On this solemn day, I recall the first order of business for members of Congress.
Y'all done done it now.
Yeah.
Y'all done done it.
Y'all done passed the point of no return.
Y'all done done it.
I mean, who didn't see it coming?
Soon as he got elected president, that's what y'all been saying the whole time.
Yeah.
That's why this, everybody on the outside looking in should realize for what this is.
It's a sham.
Yeah, it's a fishing expedition.
They've been fishing ever since he got elected.
They started with the Russian collusion, and they've been saying they was going to impeach this man for the last three years.
They finally didn't done it.
This is why pure democracies don't work.
Yeah.
That's like, what's the saying?
How does the saying go?
When you have two wolves and a sheep voting on what they're going to eat for dinner.
Just because y'all got the numbers.
That's why y'all doing it.
Yeah.
Y'all some bullies.
Y'all abusing y'all's power.
Yeah.
You're saying Trump is abusing his power.
What are y'all doing?
The only reason why y'all even doing this impeachment bull crap is because you know you got the numbers.
I already said that.
I've reiterated it.
Man, you beating that dead horse.
I didn't already told him.
Okay, first they came out.
They said bribery.
Didn't they?
What?
Let me do some talking.
Then he said extortion.
All right.
Did they say extortion?
They said bribery.
I think they said murder too.
They said murder.
No, they called it.
Bribery?
No, they didn't.
Yeah, they said murder.
All the lives that he said, I can't even keep up.
I said, what?
Trump for murder.
They said, come on, get serious on this.
It's serious.
They, man, sit up, man.
Have some respect.
Get serious on this.
They said bribery.
Yeah.
Extortion.
I even think they said murder.
They said treason.
That's pretty bad, too.
Right?
So they come out with this press conference.
I'm okay.
What they got?
They must have something good.
So they come out with abuse of power.
What the hell is that?
I'm like, what politician don't abuse their power?
I mean, they're politicians for Christ's sake.
Yeah, look what y'all doing.
You abusing your power.
Not saying that that's what the president did.
I don't think that's what he did.
And that's a fact, right?
And then they came out with obstruction of Congress.
What the hell is that?
They saying he kept Congress from doing that job.
You've been keeping the president from doing his job.
What is wrong with you people?
He's keeping you from doing your job.
Like, Felosi was talking, and every once in a while, she would turn her face.
I'm like, yeah.
Politicians Raising Taxes 00:03:54
What's that thing on her nose?
Band-aid?
I thought it was like a bad nose job, but it was going to fall off.
I thought she had one of those Michael Jackson nose jobs or something, right?
But it's one of those, it's one of those flesh-colored band-aids.
Flesh, huh?
Yeah.
Still look terrible.
Look the hot mess.
It must be bad.
What's up under that band-aid that she went through all that to cover it up?
Yeah, it looked like she better covered up with some makeup.
Yeah.
It must be.
Her nose must be getting ready to fall off.
And why is Maxine Water standing behind y'all?
She ain't did nothing.
She just virtue signaling for her brain dead, walking dead constituents.
Look, that's my girl Maxine.
She told us she was going to get him.
Yeah, man.
There she is, man.
She's standing up, every man.
They're going to impeach.
Over there looking like James Brown's sister.
Got the same hairstyle and everything.
It's a man's world.
It's a man's world.
That was my favorite song by James Brown, man.
Like, I didn't like liberals' politics.
But liberals gone now, man.
They gone.
Now they got leftists.
Yeah.
Man, you never know what you had until it's gone.
I remember true liberal.
Yeah, JFK.
Yeah.
Don't ask what your country can do for you.
There you go.
You ask what you can do for your country.
Now liberals getting away a bunch of free shit and reparations.
What happened to the good liberals?
Yeah, free education.
Ain't nothing.
Nothing's free.
Somebody's paying for it.
Yeah, the Democrats want to turn their constituents into leeches.
Yeah.
Here's $1,000 a month.
Here's free education.
Here's free medical care.
And it's not free.
But you got to vote for me.
Remember that.
Only reason why I'm doing this.
But it's not free.
They're going to raise your taxes.
Yeah.
They're going to raise your taxes.
Somebody paying for it.
You can literally take a big pile of shit and put Democrat on it.
Y'all will still vote for it.
No.
I could take and build a snowman out of a big pile of shit.
Put your policies on the side.
No, just put the letter D beside it.
Y'all vote for it.
Because y'all voting for higher taxes.
So imagine this.
Living in a country where you actually, your politicians tell you, hey, I'm going to raise your damn taxes.
I'm going to take your guns.
And you know what?
I'll let your wife have an abortion after the baby's born.
Yeah.
And y'all still vote for it.
Because y'all crazy.
Because y'all not liberal.
Y'all leftists.
Yeah, that's my point.
They left.
That's a damn good point.
And look what they're doing to our president, a duly elected president.
Look what they're doing to him, right?
Look what they're doing to him.
Just imagine what they can do to us.
They're doing this to Trump, and he's got white privilege.
Yeah.
That's a joke.
I wasn't being serious.
I'll give you a textbook case of abuse of power when they didn't charge Jesse Smollett.
That's an abuse of power.
Yeah, they let him go.
They just let him go.
Yeah.
And that's called privilege, too.
Yeah.
You know what?
These damn Democrats remind me of Wally Coyote or the Looney Tunes.
Yeah.
And Trump's the roadrunner.
Beep, All y'all doing is galvanizing the conservative constituency in this country.
Because the Senate, they're not going to convict him.
But see, and when he runs for president, you think that last victory was a landslide.
Y'all probably going to win two.
Y'all probably going to win three states, California, Illinois, and New York.
This president's got the best.
He's did more for this country than any other president.
Nobody even comes close and Democrats are trying to remove him from office for nothing.
For absolutely nothing.
Yeah.
We got some new shows
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