Hodgetwins - Nancy Pelosi accuses Trump of Bribery! Adam Schiff Claims Witness Intimidation!
Aired: 2019-11-16
Duration: 12:58


=== Accusing Trump of Bribery (04:50) ===

[00:00:00]  Man, you damns or say anything.
[00:00:03]  Even if it's not true, you'll say it.
[00:00:04]  Because you know, everything you say, your constituents is going to believe it.
[00:00:08]  Bribery?
[00:00:10]  Accusing President Trump of bribery, saying Trump's actions are worse and bigger than what forced Nixon from office.
[00:00:17]  What President Trump has done on the record in terms of acting to advantage his foreign power to help him in his own election and the obstruction of information about that, the cover-up makes what Nixon did look almost small.
[00:00:37]  Dancy Pelosi, House Speaker, the worst house speaker of all time.
[00:00:42]  You're a disgrace to the office, lady.
[00:00:45]  Every time I hear her talk, I'm waiting for like some cough drops to fall out of her mouth.
[00:00:50]  Yeah, it sounds like she's goggling something.
[00:00:51]  Yeah, I'm just waiting for these damn marbles to fall out of my wife's tongue.
[00:00:55]  She's got to be sucking on something, don't you?
[00:00:57]  Remember at one time she was walking like she was staggering all over the place like she was drunk?
[00:01:00]  Yeah.
[00:01:01]  Looks like this woman would fail to field sobriety test 24/7.
[00:01:05]  Put the martinis down.
[00:01:07]  Yeah, take the whiskey out of your cabinet and throw it away.
[00:01:10]  You look like you're drunk, lady.
[00:01:12]  Bribery?
[00:01:13]  That's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?
[00:01:15]  A stretch.
[00:01:17]  That's a fabrication.
[00:01:21]  What's funny is the reporter, she's doing a damn good job.
[00:01:25]  Because Pelosi says bribery.
[00:01:27]  The president's guilty of bribery.
[00:01:29]  Then she asked Pelosi a question.
[00:01:30]  Hey, so y'all gonna start some articles of impeachment on the bribery?
[00:01:33]  Oh, we don't know yet.
[00:01:36]  You don't know yet.
[00:01:37]  You just said he's guilty of bribery.
[00:01:39]  You don't know yet.
[00:01:40]  Yeah, you don't know if you're gonna impeachment?
[00:01:42]  Impeach the man?
[00:01:43]  I mean, who are you, Rick James?
[00:01:45]  You having a Rick James mode?
[00:01:47]  You just said the man has committed bribery.
[00:01:49]  You just alluded to this was something similar to Nixon in Watergate.
[00:01:53]  Are you gonna say we haven't decided to impeach the man?
[00:01:56]  She said this makes Nixon look like small beans.
[00:02:01]  What did she say?
[00:02:01]  I don't know what that crazy woman said.
[00:02:04]  She said, This makes like Nixon like something small.
[00:02:07]  Oh, we don't know we're gonna impeach him yet.
[00:02:11]  Man, y'all crazy as hell.
[00:02:14]  Oh, bribery?
[00:02:15]  Come on.
[00:02:16]  Okay, bribery is this.
[00:02:18]  Hey, man.
[00:02:19]  Hey, I know you saw me kill that guy the other day.
[00:02:21]  Yeah.
[00:02:22]  Hey, here's $15,000.
[00:02:25]  Just telling DeMar in court, I don't remember anything.
[00:02:30]  That's bribery.
[00:02:32]  Yeah, bribery's like, hey, I got $50,000.
[00:02:35]  Yeah.
[00:02:36]  Now, take the money.
[00:02:38]  Yeah.
[00:02:39]  Or your wife coming up missing them all after you testify.
[00:02:43]  That's bribery and intimidating the women.
[00:02:47]  Hey, hey, man, just started a new company, man.
[00:02:50]  It's yours.
[00:02:52]  CEO of that company.
[00:02:53]  Yeah.
[00:02:54]  All you got to do is vouch for me tomorrow.
[00:02:56]  Just tell everybody I was with you all day.
[00:03:00]  Okay, y'all saying the president.
[00:03:02]  So y'all actually saying because the president is the president, he can't dig up dirt on political opponents.
[00:03:10]  But every election, president, governor, local government, everybody's digging up dirt on each other.
[00:03:16]  So when it comes to election time, you can look like the better person.
[00:03:20]  But because he's president, he can't do it.
[00:03:23]  He can't ask for a favor.
[00:03:24]  It's a favor.
[00:03:27]  I mean, Congress has set aside this money.
[00:03:30]  Y'all didn't come up with this money and give it to Trump.
[00:03:32]  Trump getting on the phone.
[00:03:33]  Hey, Zelencia, I just got your money.
[00:03:37]  Hey, you ain't getting this money.
[00:03:39]  It's my money.
[00:03:39]  This is my money.
[00:03:40]  These demands have been met.
[00:03:42]  Yeah.
[00:03:43]  It's not Trump's money.
[00:03:44]  I can understand his bribery if he went in his bank account and sent him $200,000.
[00:03:49]  Yeah, it's bribery of Trump went in his account, them deep pockets he got.
[00:03:52]  Yeah, that's money that Congress already set aside for aid.
[00:03:55]  That ain't Trump's money.
[00:03:56]  That's the government's money.
[00:03:58]  Besides, nobody cares that Biden's on tape.
[00:04:02]  Old Tate bragging that he told, hey, you ain't getting this damn money until you fire that prosecutor.
[00:04:10]  Then he's like, son of a bitch.
[00:04:12]  He's fired.
[00:04:13]  And he's sitting there smiling all proud of himself.
[00:04:16]  It's on tape and his son worked with Burisma.
[00:04:20]  They don't even talk English over there, do you?
[00:04:22]  He was on the board.
[00:04:24]  What experience does he have?
[00:04:26]  He's got a lot of experience.
[00:04:28]  He's a Democrat.
[00:04:31]  This blows my mind.
[00:04:33]  This dude's a shyster.
[00:04:36]  His dad's a shyster, and Obama knew it too.
[00:04:39]  Damn shysters.
[00:04:42]  I like that word.
[00:04:43]  This damn shysters.
[00:04:45]  You spitting all over me.
[00:04:49]  Damn shysters.
[00:04:50]  Bribery.

=== Intimidating Witnesses and Shysters (07:02) ===

[00:04:51]  Get the hell out of here.
[00:04:52]  Put them damn martinis away.
[00:04:54]  This dude called the president on his cell phone in the Ukraine.
[00:04:58]  Oh, the ambassador from Ukraine.
[00:05:00]  I think from the EU.
[00:05:02]  Yeah.
[00:05:02]  Solomon.
[00:05:02]  Oh, yeah, that's right.
[00:05:03]  Solomon.
[00:05:04]  He called the president on his cell phone.
[00:05:07]  Ain't that like national security?
[00:05:09]  You shouldn't be able to do that.
[00:05:10]  Who are you?
[00:05:12]  Are you Hillary Clinton?
[00:05:14]  How you going to call the president on a cell phone when you write that next to Russia and they've been known to hack?
[00:05:20]  You think the president's stupid.
[00:05:21]  You probably called, tried to get him to incriminate himself, but it's nothing there to incriminate, you fool.
[00:05:28]  Hey, look here.
[00:05:29]  All right, look here.
[00:05:30]  Shift.
[00:05:31]  Shifty shift.
[00:05:32]  Every time he gets excited or he tries to make a point, his eyes get big.
[00:05:39]  You remind somebody that damn Chucky dog right before he stabbed you in the neck with a knife.
[00:05:45]  Yeah, shift.
[00:05:46]  You is a creepy looking dude.
[00:05:48]  Just relax.
[00:05:49]  Just stay cool.
[00:05:50]  Keep your eyes level.
[00:05:51]  Don't let them pop out your head.
[00:05:53]  Yeah, bro.
[00:05:53]  Relax, you creep.
[00:05:55]  Okay, let me read the tweet.
[00:05:57]  Shift calls this intimidating a witness.
[00:06:01]  Intimidating a witness.
[00:06:04]  It's like, hey, don't show up to court tomorrow or your family's going missing.
[00:06:08]  Yeah, that's intimidation.
[00:06:09]  That's intimidating a witness.
[00:06:11]  You call you up, say, you get a, someone throws a rock through your window the night before you testify.
[00:06:17]  No, a brick.
[00:06:19]  Say, on the brick, it says, don't testify or you dead.
[00:06:24]  That's intimidating with.
[00:06:25]  Or don't burn somebody's house down.
[00:06:27]  Or don't testify, I'll ruin your career.
[00:06:29]  Or don't testify, I'm going to ruin your family's immediate family.
[00:06:32]  So that's intimidation.
[00:06:33]  This is what they call intimidation.
[00:06:36]  I got the tweet right here.
[00:06:37]  Go ahead and read it.
[00:06:39]  Put up the tweet.
[00:06:40]  Where it go?
[00:06:41]  Here it go.
[00:06:42]  There you go, right here.
[00:06:43]  Here it goes right here.
[00:06:44]  I didn't find it.
[00:06:45]  It's hard finding Trump's tweets.
[00:06:46]  He tweets like a thousand times a day.
[00:06:50]  But anyway, here's the tweet.
[00:06:52]  Hey, man, that's a hard job, man.
[00:06:54]  Trolling 24-7.
[00:06:59]  Oh, man.
[00:06:59]  Look like y'all be used to Trump tweeting so much.
[00:07:02]  Man, y'all.
[00:07:03]  Whatever.
[00:07:04]  Let me read the tweet.
[00:07:05]  Read the tweet, bro.
[00:07:06]  Everywhere Marie Jovanovich went, turned bad.
[00:07:14]  Hey, man, I wouldn't put Donald Trump down for a personal reference for anything.
[00:07:19]  Especially his first tweet about you was he said everything you touched went bad.
[00:07:24]  You forget that reference.
[00:07:25]  Look, she started off in Somalia.
[00:07:27]  How did that go?
[00:07:28]  This dude takes criticizing and turns it into troll man.
[00:07:33]  Man, this is my president.
[00:07:34]  Yeah, I can't wait to vote, man.
[00:07:36]  2020, I'm going to be the first one in line.
[00:07:38]  Yeah.
[00:07:39]  Be the first one.
[00:07:40]  I'm going to get that.
[00:07:41]  All the white people said, man, it's a black fella here.
[00:07:44]  He's the first one in line.
[00:07:47]  Okay, look here.
[00:07:49]  Then fast forward to Ukraine, where the new Ukrainian president spoke unfavorably about her in my second phone call with him.
[00:07:57]  Now, she was putting, she was hired when Obama was in office.
[00:08:01]  Yeah.
[00:08:02]  Not only does President Donald J. Trump don't like her, the Ukrainian president don't like her.
[00:08:08]  Yeah.
[00:08:09]  And Trump, I guess, feels like she's going to undermine what he's trying to do in Ukraine.
[00:08:14]  Yeah, a lot of people, a lot of rumors, man, she was undermining the president, said she was in the bed with George Soros.
[00:08:19]  They want to investigate corruption, you know, trying to protect Democrats.
[00:08:23]  I will get rid of her too.
[00:08:25]  Yeah.
[00:08:25]  And then this is what Trump closes it out with.
[00:08:29]  It is a U.S. president's absolute right to appoint ambassadors.
[00:08:33]  That goes without saying, that goes without saying, right?
[00:08:37]  Now, they call this intimidating the witness.
[00:08:40]  Intimidating the witness, witness tampering.
[00:08:45]  Y'all got all this evidence against Trump, quid pro quo, robbery, and now in intimidating the witness.
[00:08:52]  Now y'all reading tweets calling this intimidation.
[00:08:55]  If y'all had all this evidence, he'd be in jail right now.
[00:08:58]  Convicted.
[00:09:00]  He'd be facing hard time.
[00:09:03]  Now, you know what's funny?
[00:09:05]  They said this is intimidating the witness.
[00:09:07]  Now, this lady, to my knowledge, she hadn't even read the tweets before she went and testified.
[00:09:12]  Yeah, Dan shifts that right there.
[00:09:14]  Let me read the tweets.
[00:09:15]  And he's leading the whole time.
[00:09:16]  You would say that's intimidating, right?
[00:09:18]  Yeah, he's asking, answering the question.
[00:09:20]  He's leading her.
[00:09:21]  She didn't even know about the tweets.
[00:09:22]  So how could that be intimidating a witness if she didn't even know about it?
[00:09:26]  She was there testifying.
[00:09:28]  And that's not intimidating a witness.
[00:09:30]  That is trolling.
[00:09:32]  Criticizing and trolling one-on-one.
[00:09:36]  Yeah.
[00:09:38]  That is crazy.
[00:09:38]  Y'all call that intimidating the witness.
[00:09:44]  Trump 2020.
[00:09:45]  Yeah, let's keep America great.
[00:09:48]  He's making this country great again.
[00:09:50]  He's putting America first.
[00:09:51]  Did you see the stock market?
[00:09:53]  Did you see the stock market?
[00:09:54]  Do you see the economy?
[00:09:56]  Why are we even having this farce of impeachment hearing right now?
[00:09:59]  Yeah, man.
[00:10:00]  I want to say something.
[00:10:01]  I totally forgot what I was going to say.
[00:10:02]  Oh, this is what I want to say.
[00:10:04]  Yeah.
[00:10:05]  So it's illegal for the president to give like all this money to the Ukraine, right?
[00:10:11]  The Congress set aside.
[00:10:12]  I mean, they didn't give the money to the president.
[00:10:13]  It's not in his pocket.
[00:10:15]  Congress has always set to the side.
[00:10:16]  But it's illegal for the president to dig up dirt that he knows his foreign leaders can possibly uncover.
[00:10:25]  It's illegal for them to do that.
[00:10:27]  Every election, whether it's running for governor, president, local government, everybody's digging up on dirt each other.
[00:10:34]  Yeah.
[00:10:34]  So why can't the president dig up dirt on his opponent?
[00:10:38]  Yeah, especially when Biden is on tape saying, you want the money?
[00:10:43]  Fire that son, bitch.
[00:10:45]  They made, I mean, I'll give you one concrete example.
[00:10:49]  I was, not I, I, but it just happened to be, that was the assignment I got.
[00:10:53]  I got all the good ones.
[00:10:56]  And so I got Ukraine.
[00:10:57]  And I remember going over, convincing our team, our brothers, to convincing us that we should be providing for loan guarantees.
[00:11:07]  And I went over, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv.
[00:11:11]  And I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
[00:11:17]  And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor.
[00:11:25]  And they didn't.
[00:11:26]  So they said they were walking out to the press conference.
[00:11:29]  I said, no, I said, I'm not going to, we're not going to give you the billion dollars.
[00:11:33]  They said, you have no authority.
[00:11:35]  You're not the president.
[00:11:35]  The president said.
[00:11:36]  I said, call him.
[00:11:38]  I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting a billion dollars.
[00:11:41]  I said, you're not getting a billion.
[00:11:42]  I'm going to be leaving here.
[00:11:43]  I think it was, what, six hours?
[00:11:45]  I looked at, I said, I'm leaving it six hours.
[00:11:47]  If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
[00:11:50]  Oh, son of a bitch.
[00:11:52]  Got fired.

=== The Crazy Hearing Circus (01:04) ===

[00:11:53]  Yeah, the evidence is right there in front of you.
[00:11:56]  Bought his son, and he tape laughing, getting the prosecutor for it.
[00:12:00]  His son got paid.
[00:12:01]  What was it, millions?
[00:12:03]  Millions, man.
[00:12:03]  Dude, don't know nothing about English.
[00:12:05]  Does he even?
[00:12:06]  I'm pretty sure Ukraine is a different language than English, right?
[00:12:10]  Hey, said a different language.
[00:12:12]  Oh, no, they probably speak Russian.
[00:12:14]  I don't know.
[00:12:14]  See, he's sitting on the board.
[00:12:17]  On the board, this dude, what's his work history?
[00:12:20]  I heard he got some drug issues.
[00:12:23]  It's right there in front of you, and all the president is trying to do is investigate it.
[00:12:28]  And y'all call that an impeachable offense.
[00:12:32]  The bribery is crazy.
[00:12:34]  This whole hearing is crazy.
[00:12:36]  Hearing?
[00:12:37]  Yeah.
[00:12:37]  Hearing.
[00:12:38]  Hearing is crazy.
[00:12:40]  Everything, this is a circus.
[00:12:42]  This is one big dim circus.
[00:12:45]  This is a circus.
[00:12:46]  This is like those transgenders run against women.
[00:12:49]  That's a circus.
[00:12:50]  This is one.
[00:12:51]  Look what the look what the dims are doing to this country.
[00:12:54]  This is a big Barlam and Bailey circus we Got going.