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Nov. 14, 2019 - Hodgetwins
10:30
Jim Jordan Interrogates Ukraine Ambassador During Impeachment Hearings

Jim Jordan interrogates Ukraine Ambassador Taylor during impeachment hearings, mocking him as "Numb Nuts" while alleging Trump withheld $55 million in aid to pressure Zelensky into investigating the Bidens. The speaker argues Taylor never conveyed specific quid pro quo demands despite three meetings, claiming Democrats shield Joe Biden from scrutiny due to his potential candidacy. This hypocrisy, he asserts, contrasts sharply with their inaction on illegal immigration and family separations, which he dismisses as a mere "soap opera" rather than genuine legislative enforcement. Ultimately, the segment suggests the inquiry serves political protection rather than legal accountability. [Automatically generated summary]

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Trump Above The Law 00:09:11
Day one of the impeachment hearings up in Congress.
Yeah, impeachment inquiry.
Specifically, the House of Representatives.
Yeah.
There's two chambers of Congress.
ALC, you should know that by now.
But anyway, man, what a waste of time, man.
I wonder how much this cost to man.
That star witness is on the stand today.
Star Witness, huh?
That's what they call it, man.
It's star witness.
Well, Jim Jordan calls him the star witness.
All right, look here.
This is what we got.
Pay attention.
All right.
Ambassador Taylor.
Numb nuts.
Ambassador Taylor, aka numb nuts.
He's the ambassador to the Ukraine for the U.S.
Yeah, right?
Now let me lay the foundation here.
Because the only reason why this is this impeachment hearing is going on, they talking about our president called up Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, and said, look here, sucker.
You ain't getting no damn money out of us.
You ain't getting no damn aid, man.
Until my demands is met.
Yeah, you know who this is.
This Trump over here.
I want them damn Bidens investigate.
The DM's trying to say the president is using his power to sway the next election.
How can you sway an election?
If a man is guilty of something, how's that going to sway the election?
I will be, I'll be, I'll be happy that we don't have a future corrupt president.
Yeah, like let's say Biden's son went over there.
Just hypothetical.
He went over and did some heinous crime, like killed somebody and took over his job at Burisma or something, right?
And let's say, and say the president wanted to investigate Biden and his son for that.
Yeah.
But because Trump is going to potentially run against him for president, that puts Biden above the law, according to the Democrats.
You can't investigate him.
He's running against you for president.
He's above the law.
You can't do that.
That's what the Democrats are saying, man.
And that's what this whole impeachment inquiry is about.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's get back to what's going on.
Let's get back to numb nuts.
The impeachment inquiry.
All right.
So, what was his name?
Ambassador Taylor?
Just call him Num Nuts.
All right.
Okay.
But if you want to pay some respect to numb nuts, you can call him Ambassador Taylor.
Ambassador Taylor.
Let's show some respect.
All right.
Look here, Ambassador Taylor.
A.K.A. Numb Nuts.
All right.
We know this.
Aid to the Ukraine was withheld for 55 days.
55 days.
Man, that damn near two months.
Right, 55 days.
Yep.
Now, the Ambassador Taylor to the Ukraine, Ambassador to the Ukraine, a.k.a. He met with Zelensky the day after the famous phone call that started all this between Trump and Zelensky.
This is important.
He met him the day after.
The day after all this broke.
You know, they call what Trump called him today, sucker.
That day.
He met him the day after that.
Now, if you heard shift on this, shift shifted shift.
Yeah, he made up a, he made up a damn phone call that never happened.
Yeah, how can a damn man stand up in front of everybody and make up a phone call and make up a phone call?
How's that even?
He should be getting impeached.
Yeah.
But anyway, he meets you with that legally, man.
Yeah.
Because a lot of American people, when they look at you, you on TV, you have a position of authority.
You got a suit on.
You an elected official.
You're just going to make up something that happened?
Yeah, because look, y'all know half the country are literally idiots.
They believe whatever they see on the TV and the internet.
Yeah.
But Schiff knows that.
That's why he did it.
That's why he did.
Okay, so like I was saying, numb nuts meet with Zelensky the day after that phone call happened.
Now, Zelensky, nothing ever came up in that discussion regarding money being withheld until these damn Bidens are investigated.
So Ambassador Numbnuts did not walk in there and say, hey, Zelensky, President Toldman, you ain't getting nothing.
Nothing like that came up.
Yo, but the Bidens and Zelensky didn't bring up.
I would think Zelensky would, in the conversation when he met with Numbnuts, he would say, hey, man, hey, we got this investigation going.
Can I get the money we needed real fast?
No, man.
You ain't found no dirt on my pony yet.
You ain't getting it.
None of that ever came up.
In the 55 days, he meets with Zelensky two more times for a total of three times.
And in no time, any conversation between Numb Nuts and Zelensky did they ever discuss?
Yeah.
You ain't getting no damn money till you investigate these damn corrupt Bidens.
Not one time.
So to recap, Ambassador Numb Nuts didn't go in there and reiterate to President Zelensky.
Hey, Trump told you three times, man.
I ain't told you three times.
I didn't told you three times.
I'm the ambassador to the Ukraine.
I'm Trump's right-hand man.
How many times like I tell you, man, you ain't getting no damn money until these damn Biden's investigated.
Never happened.
And Ambassador Numbnuts never did say that neither time he went to go see president.
Three times.
He didn't say that.
All right, quit beating that dead horse.
Yeah, that horse dead.
Stop kicking the dean.
That damn horse dead.
That horse dead.
Tongue hanging out of his mouth.
He kicking the shit out of it.
Okay, look.
But turns out numb nuts, he says somebody heard something and told him something.
You sound like Ian Omar.
Somebody did something.
He actually testified under oath saying that.
That he, it was his understanding at that time that there was a quid pro-crow because somebody heard something and told him something.
Yeah.
That's why he said that it was his understanding that money is being withheld from Ukraine until the Biden's investigated.
That's crazy as hell.
Think about this.
Biden, when he worked for that company, that company was pro-Russia.
Yeah.
Right?
They were known for corruption.
Yeah.
The vice president of the United States son is working for that company.
Is working.
He's a director on that company's boy.
Director.
He's not a janitor.
He's not a security guard out in front of the building.
The dude's on the, he's a damn director.
Has no experience regarding energy or anything like that.
The only reason why he got that job and everybody knows it is because his dad.
Because of daddy.
Daddy got him that job.
But because he's potentially going to run against Trump, he can't be investigated for that.
Pretty much the Democrats are saying this dude is untouchable.
He is above the law.
And what have they been saying about Trump?
You're not above the law, Trump.
We're coming for you.
Hey, hey, Nancy, yeah.
Nobody's above the law, right?
Why y'all trying to say Joe Biden's above the law?
Just because he's running for president, President Trump cannot investigate his son.
His son is off limits?
Off limits.
Off limits.
He's but law.
Biden's son's a butt law.
Biden's a blood law.
They're all blood law.
Quid pro quo.
Was none of that.
Ain't none of that.
The only person did some quid pro-crow action.
Crow.
You mean quid pro quo?
Quid pro crow.
Only person did that was damn Joe Biden himself.
Yeah.
Got him on tape.
He's on tape admitting it.
He's even laughing.
Bragging about it, and some people continue to still say that when he said that they were trying to get rid of a corrupt official that would investigate corruption, man, I don't believe that.
This is crazy, but anyway, that's this is the world we live in now.
Hey, you do a Congress, won't y'all spend y'all's time?
Yeah, why don't y'all spend y'all's time doing some fixing the thing that's broken in this country, like the immigration?
Yeah, right.
Y'all claim to care about the kids in cages.
Yeah, right.
They're being separated from their parents.
They're not telling everybody the simple fact that some of these kids are not with their parents and some of these kids that's with these people are being molested and raped on this trip.
They only telling y'all that they're being separated from their parents.
That's bullcrap.
I'll even take it another.
Let's address the elephant in the room.
Yeah, dress the elephant in the room and that dead horse on the floor.
Come address the elephant in the room.
That's the law on the books.
Yeah.
The law that Congress, I mean, y'all write the laws.
Yeah.
That's the laws that everybody's trying to enforce.
Yeah, and President Trump just didn't walk in all say, I got a new law.
Throw these damn kids in cages.
Yeah.
Just when these laws, Obama enforced the same laws.
Congress Drama Over Kids 00:01:14
Nobody had a problem with it.
Yeah.
Why don't y'all fix this thing this heinous act putting kids in cages?
Why don't y'all fix that?
Yeah, won't y'all legislate.
Won't you do that, Congress?
I like that word, legislate.
That's what y'all supposed to be doing, Congress, but y'all got a damn soap opera going on right now.
Y'all trying to keep saying, I love that term, nobody's above the law.
Won't y'all apply this to people that's coming into our country illegally?
They don't care about our laws.
Why are you going to say nobody's above the law, but you want to give these people a damn pass?
Hypocrisy.
The Democratic Party is living, breathing, walking, talking fallacies.
They don't even look at it.
I thought y'all say what you want.
I don't give a care.
My big orange truck with the King Ranch trim cruising round the city in my 35-inch rims.
Country, not because I'm a skin.
It's not about what you are, it's from within.
Country, that's what I want.
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