Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S6E41 - BEAT IT, TWERP (FREE PART)
Aired: 2024-10-15
Duration: 52:28


=== Get Off My Lawn (05:09) ===

[00:00:13]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:20]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:50]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:01:02]  I hate being on your time.
[00:01:07]  That's Bill Murray, spelled B-I-L-M-U-R-I, and Dylan Marlowe.
[00:01:15]  Kind of a thing that I'm reluctantly enjoying these days is Metal Country.
[00:01:21]  It's got a lot of Blink 182 90s punk influence, which I fucking hate.
[00:01:26]  Those guys ruined punk, fat records, and all that shit, garbage music.
[00:01:32]  But I don't know, man.
[00:01:35]  It's like bubblegum music for the 2020s, and it's fucking great.
[00:01:42]  And it's not Australian for a change.
[00:01:44]  Thank you.
[00:01:44]  Finally, some good music coming out of this country.
[00:01:47]  Bill Murray's from Ohio.
[00:01:49]  John Frank is his name.
[00:01:51]  And then Dylan Marlowe is in Nashville now.
[00:01:54]  Country singer.
[00:01:55]  But that song, it sounds a little bit like 90s punk at the beginning there, but it's got a lot of country nuance.
[00:02:02]  And this Bill Murray guy is always like making videos on his lawn.
[00:02:07]  You can tell that Frank has been in the music scene for a million years because he brings in like electronic dance music and punk and all kinds of different stuff.
[00:02:19]  But if you go back to that video, Kevin James comes in.
[00:02:24]  Kevin James, by the way, who appeared on the Jumbotron at the Mets game last week.
[00:02:30]  Hey.
[00:02:30]  saying let's go Mets.
[00:02:31]  Let's go Mets.
[00:02:32]  And even leave abandoned.
[00:02:34]  Why does it always fill you up leaving me empty-handed?
[00:02:40]  He's got three things to say.
[00:02:42]  God bless our troops.
[00:02:44]  God bless America.
[00:02:45]  And gentlemen, start your action.
[00:02:50]  Could you make a human return?
[00:02:53]  That was awesome.
[00:02:55]  You know what I mean?
[00:02:57]  The guitars are so much heavier.
[00:02:58]  The guitars are gent.
[00:03:00]  The genre is like gent, that periphery started.
[00:03:03]  What?
[00:03:04]  Yeah, gent guitar.
[00:03:06]  It's like down-tuned guitars that go.
[00:03:11]  Well, I guess these young people grew up with Metallica and stuff.
[00:03:14]  So it's normal for them to have this.
[00:03:16]  And they sort of grew up with like scream metal, scream-o.
[00:03:20]  And so it's normal for them to have that like, I've been down and, you know, the jelly roll song with a down and junk junk jungle.
[00:03:29]  Yes.
[00:03:29]  I got bass bins in my Jaguar.
[00:03:32]  That means I have to go poo.
[00:03:34]  And I can't stop playing fucking hardy in the car.
[00:03:39]  Mostly also because I'm driving to work in a black neighborhood and it freaks them out to hear really loud country and metal.
[00:03:47]  So it's a bit of a fuck you to my neighbors here in the studio.
[00:03:52]  I do the same thing.
[00:03:52]  I have a literally, it's a playlist called For the Hood.
[00:03:56]  Really?
[00:03:56]  And it's like Willie Nelson and stuff.
[00:03:59]  It would make Metallica sound like Chopin.
[00:04:04]  Chopin?
[00:04:04]  Chopin.
[00:04:05]  It's really rough stuff.
[00:04:07]  But like sold out, that song, like he even has pop influences, like, you know, that Skater Boy song?
[00:04:16]  I can hear that in some, like in the beginning of Psycho, there's a little bit of, what's her name?
[00:04:22]  Avril Levine.
[00:04:23]  Avril Levine.
[00:04:27]  Not bad for a boy from Mississippi.
[00:04:30]  Yeah, I could buy Maybach.
[00:04:32]  This in the hood hits different, as they say.
[00:04:38]  He's got such a weird body.
[00:04:39]  He looks like my mom's friends.
[00:04:43]  He looks like the muffins my mom's friends make.
[00:04:45]  He's got my wife's exact ass.
[00:04:46]  Man.
[00:04:52]  Imagine you're in your car and the bass bins are shaking.
[00:04:55]  My Instagram grain alcohol and my cup got the whole house.
[00:05:00]  Water wall and I still ain't sold out.

=== Endless Censored Content (03:07) ===

[00:05:17]  We'll be right back.
[00:05:18]  I ain't afraid to put a big buck on my Instagram.
[00:05:21]  It's true.
[00:05:25]  Today's a free episode again.
[00:05:26]  One episode a week we make free.
[00:05:28]  I don't think we'll do the whole show.
[00:05:30]  We have a hell of a show today, and I don't think these freeloaders deserve it.
[00:05:33]  You should subscribe to Compound Censored.
[00:05:37]  Go to compoundcensored.tv, right?
[00:05:40]  That's right.
[00:05:40]  Wait, no, no, just censored.tv.
[00:05:43]  Type that in.
[00:05:44]  It won't work.
[00:05:46]  Unfortunately.
[00:05:46]  I think, did we not buy that?
[00:05:48]  No.
[00:05:48]  If you go to compoundmedia.com, it brings you to censored.tv.
[00:05:51]  Obviously, if you go to censor.tv, it brings you to censored.tv.
[00:05:54]  But do we buy compoundcensor.tv?
[00:05:56]  We don't.
[00:05:57]  How do you know?
[00:05:58]  Just try this website lips.
[00:05:59]  Well, that's what I'm looking at.
[00:06:01]  And I also was intimately involved in the conversation about it.
[00:06:04]  It's expensive.
[00:06:05]  So go to censor.tv, $10 a month.
[00:06:08]  If you use promo code Gavin, you get 20% off.
[00:06:10]  I think you can go to compoundmedia.com and then it reroutes you.
[00:06:14]  Yes, I just said that.
[00:06:15]  Thank you.
[00:06:16]  Okay, just checking.
[00:06:18]  And you get unlimited content.
[00:06:21]  I used to say a new show every day.
[00:06:23]  That was old news.
[00:06:24]  We've got 25,000 subscribers.
[00:06:27]  We have unlimited shows.
[00:06:29]  You couldn't possibly watch all the shit we have.
[00:06:31]  And it's all amazing.
[00:06:32]  Not to mention the archives.
[00:06:33]  Go see Candace Owens, debate Cornell West, Milo Yiannopoulos, Laura Loomer.
[00:06:38]  I mean, we have endless fucking shit.
[00:06:41]  And more importantly, we have new stuff every day.
[00:06:43]  And it's a wee bit of sanity in a world gone mad.
[00:06:47]  Show that commercial I love, Ryan, where they're in a post-apocalyptic world and they don't know if anyone else is out there.
[00:06:55]  That's how we feel in this Trump derangement syndrome era where we have no idea if anyone else is sane out there.
[00:07:05]  When you watch CNN and they say only a handful of buildings have been taken over by Trenedagua, and you go, that's bad.
[00:07:16]  Six buildings have been taken over by a Venezuelan murderous blood-drenched gang?
[00:07:21]  Yeah, that's not mostly fiery.
[00:07:25]  Or what is it?
[00:07:26]  Fiery, but mostly peaceful.
[00:07:28]  Pull that up, Jamie.
[00:07:32]  I forgot what I called it.
[00:07:33]  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:07:36]  It's a recording of your television set.
[00:07:38]  You should have a folder of commercials.
[00:07:44]  You forgot what you called it.
[00:07:46]  The problem is they age so quickly because we're always getting new people.
[00:07:49]  So if you're like, well, if we don't have all of that.
[00:07:51]  Well, anyway, we can't.
[00:07:52]  Apparently, we can't pull that up.
[00:07:53]  So if you subscribe to Compound Censored, I'll be doing a great job and telling you about important stuff, but Ryan will not be.

=== Anita Fashions Suit (15:47) ===

[00:08:02]  And he'll be losing things randomly and forgetting what he names them.
[00:08:07]  Because he doesn't have a system, because he has the brain of a chick.
[00:08:10]  And women aren't good at systems, I find.
[00:08:14]  And he's not white.
[00:08:15]  And white people are good at systems because we would freeze if we didn't during those Siberian winters.
[00:08:22]  Today's episode is brought to you by Anita Fashions.
[00:08:27]  Look at this.
[00:08:27]  This is an Anita Fashions suit.
[00:08:29]  You may notice I always look incredible on this show.
[00:08:31]  That's because my Taylor's Nita Fashions.
[00:08:34]  They didn't like this idea of the white buttons, but I demanded it.
[00:08:40]  And I don't regret it.
[00:08:41]  They said, what are you, Mickey Mouse?
[00:08:42]  No, we're not doing that.
[00:08:44]  And I said, look, I really disagree with you, Peter, but I'm disagreeing with you today.
[00:08:49]  Please let me do this.
[00:08:51]  And they reluctantly said yes.
[00:08:52]  And I think they concede now.
[00:08:54]  I don't want to speak for them.
[00:08:56]  But I think they concede now that I was right.
[00:09:01]  We took a gamble.
[00:09:04]  But they recently did a video that you can see here.
[00:09:13]  I'm going to text it to you, Ryan.
[00:09:15]  It looks really cool and fun.
[00:09:17]  And they did a suit for a guy in Hong Kong, a half Chinese American guy.
[00:09:23]  And this is one of the tailors at Nita Fashions.
[00:09:26]  I just texted you going over the suit that he just made.
[00:09:30]  And if you're ever in Hong Kong and you meet them in person, you can get this kind of a treatment.
[00:09:35]  It's pretty impressive and it's very aggressive and real.
[00:09:39]  Pasty white American boy.
[00:09:40]  How old are you?
[00:09:41]  25.
[00:09:41]  Say it again.
[00:09:42]  25.
[00:09:42]  Say it again.
[00:09:43]  25.
[00:09:43]  Say it again.
[00:09:44]  25.
[00:09:45]  Plenty of consent.
[00:09:46]  These pasty white American boys, they just line up here all day, every day from the United States because they live in a welfare society right now.
[00:09:55]  So woke, so left, so full of socialism.
[00:09:58]  They line up all day here outside Sam's Taylor to purchase a suit for me so they can be a piece of money.
[00:10:04]  What happens when the suit is complete?
[00:10:05]  Glorious Mazzoni buttons, my deep press tape on a narrow notch lapel.
[00:10:09]  Check out the buck header breast pocket with the curving kick.
[00:10:11]  There is the peak of my pocket square.
[00:10:13]  Slightly slanted flat pockets, undersized flat pockets, fully lined pockets.
[00:10:17]  Check out the overlapping buttons when a fully functional cup.
[00:10:20]  Even the young, degenerate Americans are absolutely gift-wrapped in my 4D fit.
[00:10:24]  Check out the contoured 4D.
[00:10:26]  Did you have this done when you were done your suit?
[00:10:29]  I did, yes.
[00:10:29]  Let me open it up.
[00:10:30]  But it was the older, his father, Peter.
[00:10:35]  Do you like what he did?
[00:10:36]  of Nina Fashions.
[00:10:37]  Now, even if you are white American, you will get absolutely gift-to-date.
[00:10:42]  He's sweating in Hong Kong.
[00:10:45]  This is what they do to me after every suit they make.
[00:10:48]  Every white American desires is a chime Nina fashion.
[00:10:51]  I don't like it.
[00:10:52]  It's part of the process over there in Hong Kong.
[00:11:00]  Anyway, no, that is not Nita Fashions.
[00:11:03]  I texted that to them, though, and I go, is this your competition?
[00:11:07]  And they go, yeah, he's good at social media, but has a terrible product.
[00:11:13]  And I said, gay Dominatrix Taylor was not on my bingo card for Hong Kong haberdashery.
[00:11:19]  But I guess that's what you get.
[00:11:21]  So anyway, Nita Fashions, you sign up with them online.
[00:11:26]  You can set up a remote appointment where you measure all your shit and you get a custom suit for cheap.
[00:11:32]  I call it, it's for cheap rich guys.
[00:11:34]  And you need a suit for a funeral or a wedding or something.
[00:11:37]  Even if you never wear suits, you need at least one.
[00:11:40]  Choose whatever you like.
[00:11:41]  If Ryan would go to their website during this commercial, that would be awesome.
[00:11:45]  I don't know what you're doing over there.
[00:11:47]  Updating my mouse.
[00:11:48]  Updating your mouse.
[00:11:50]  Yes.
[00:11:51]  I thought that was already handled.
[00:11:52]  That's why we started this show.
[00:11:53]  Yeah, but apparently the other computer needs me to do it too, so that way I can cross over with one swipe.
[00:12:00]  Okay, Ryan is updating his mouse.
[00:12:02]  That's two strikes for RyeGuy.
[00:12:07]  Not finding the commercial and now not bringing up Nita Fashions when we're trying to do an ad for them as a sponsor to the free show.
[00:12:15]  There they are.
[00:12:16]  What's the URL there?
[00:12:18]  NitaFashions.com.
[00:12:19]  NitaFashions.com, all one word.
[00:12:21]  They're Instagram.
[00:12:22]  You young people seem to like contacting them via Instagram, which is fine.
[00:12:27]  And the best part, the remote fitting is fine, but the best part about them is to check their schedule and to meet them in person.
[00:12:35]  I meet them too much.
[00:12:36]  I have too many suits now.
[00:12:37]  I'm like, I don't know if I should meet you guys next time.
[00:12:40]  And even my dry cleaner goes, do you have any shirts for us?
[00:12:42]  I'm like, yeah, I have a 40, but I have 40 shirts waiting.
[00:12:48]  So don't expect like a shirt a week from me here, dry cleaners.
[00:12:53]  But yeah, you go to the schedule, actually.
[00:12:55]  Go to the schedule.
[00:12:56]  That's three strikes.
[00:13:00]  And you can see where they are.
[00:13:03]  So, what are we today?
[00:13:04]  October 15th.
[00:13:05]  So, they're in San Francisco.
[00:13:07]  Then they are in Scottsdale.
[00:13:10]  Then they are in Palm Beach, California.
[00:13:12]  Then they are in Los Angeles, California.
[00:13:15]  That's the rest of October.
[00:13:16]  Then they go back to Hong Kong and they make the suits that you fit for them.
[00:13:19]  And you could go to one of these meetings, get fitted, and not buy anything.
[00:13:23]  So you can get a free fitting.
[00:13:25]  And then later, when you have enough money, you can order a shirt and they FedEx it to you.
[00:13:30]  You give it a quick, you know, steaming.
[00:13:34]  I don't like irons anymore.
[00:13:35]  I buy these steamers off Amazon.
[00:13:38]  It's faster.
[00:13:38]  It's better.
[00:13:39]  Irons don't work for me anymore.
[00:13:41]  I don't know what happened.
[00:13:42]  Probably some stupid climate change rule where they can't get too hot.
[00:13:52]  I got a cock in my face yesterday in a really bad way.
[00:13:59]  And because I have a beard, it was stuck in there.
[00:14:04]  I was doing some caulking and I kept clicking the thing.
[00:14:08]  I thought the nozzle was open, but it had become like solidified.
[00:14:12]  So I'm squeezing and squeezing.
[00:14:14]  And I actually put a marker on the caulking gun to make sure it was working and it was going in.
[00:14:19]  And it was going in.
[00:14:20]  And I was having to really push.
[00:14:21]  Like at one point, I had to put it on the ground and close down like that.
[00:14:25]  And then, coom, it exploded.
[00:14:28]  Not out the nozzle, out the side.
[00:14:30]  And I had a long string of caulk on my face.
[00:14:35]  So my advice to you would be if you're doing any caulking or even using the caulking gun for like Gorilla Glue has a cool super industrial strength glue that fits in a caulking gun.
[00:14:46]  Take a drill and go down the center of the nozzle until you pull out your drill and there's caulk or glue on it.
[00:14:53]  And then you know it's open and it's going to come off the top and not all over your face.
[00:15:00]  I'm glad I got that out.
[00:15:02]  My favorite new thing is to tell people in the bar that I got caulk on my face.
[00:15:06]  I had caulk all over my face this weekend.
[00:15:10]  It's fun.
[00:15:11]  It's a fun.
[00:15:12]  Isa Fot.
[00:15:15]  You may have noticed I don't have my rings on.
[00:15:17]  I can't fucking find them.
[00:15:18]  I took them off and my wife, God bless her cotton socks.
[00:15:22]  When she cleans, she's not present in the moment.
[00:15:25]  So her idea of cleaning, like say there was a banana peel and four magazines and a broken pair of glasses and a gum wrapper.
[00:15:35]  You'd come back and the banana peel would be neatly folded on top of the magazines with the gum wrapper neatly stacked.
[00:15:43]  Like, I don't want to start fights anymore.
[00:15:45]  When you've been married this long, you don't argue.
[00:15:47]  But I'm like, you realize making little piles isn't cleaning.
[00:15:54]  Like, this is garbage that goes in the garbage.
[00:15:56]  This is yesterday's news that goes in recycling.
[00:16:00]  And then she gets mad when I go, have you seen my ring?
[00:16:02]  She goes, no.
[00:16:03]  Like, she gets mad when I ask her where shit is, but she's put it in a pile somewhere.
[00:16:08]  It's neatly stacked somewhere in the house.
[00:16:12]  And I don't fucking know where.
[00:16:15]  It might get me divorced, but I'm considering doing an expose on my house and all the fucking overstacked drawers we have.
[00:16:23]  Because my father-in-law was complaining about the same thing with his wife, who would be my mother-in-law.
[00:16:31]  So they're genetically pack rats.
[00:16:34]  And cheap people, I know you think we are constantly accruing stuff.
[00:16:38]  We don't like stuff.
[00:16:40]  Like, I want when I move next time for there to be almost no packing.
[00:16:49]  All right, let's start the show.
[00:16:50]  Let's indict the motherfucker.
[00:16:52]  Let's indict.
[00:16:53]  Are we giving up on you finding that commercial?
[00:16:56]  Did you want me to continue?
[00:16:57]  I mean, it's you pointing.
[00:16:58]  I just don't take it seriously as a commercial because it's just you recording a movie and unedited.
[00:17:05]  But it summarizes what this site is for strangers.
[00:17:10]  All right, speaking of summarizing what this site is, we always start with some silly little minor news bits.
[00:17:15]  Here's a New Yorker saving a woman's life.
[00:17:17]  I think this is fucking awesome and cool.
[00:17:20]  I don't know if I want my daughter doing it.
[00:17:23]  So I'm of two minds about this.
[00:17:24]  I appreciate your bravery, but I also don't want women being vigilantes.
[00:17:30]  So where do you sit on this?
[00:17:33]  Like, obviously, as an outsider, you think it's fucking awesome.
[00:17:36]  But get personal with it.
[00:17:38]  Say that's your sister.
[00:17:39]  Guys, I don't normally film these type of videos, but like I see this girl over there across the street.
[00:17:44]  I'm literally by my car about to go out and she looks really uncomfortable.
[00:17:49]  I don't know.
[00:17:49]  Should I go somewhere?
[00:17:50]  It's like really late at night.
[00:17:51]  Okay, I'm from New York.
[00:17:52]  I'm gonna go.
[00:17:52]  I'm gonna get.
[00:17:52]  I am girl supporting girls.
[00:17:55]  Do y'all see?
[00:17:56]  Nah.
[00:17:56]  Okay, I'm just gonna go outside.
[00:18:00]  Hey, girl.
[00:18:01]  Wait, did you see that?
[00:18:02]  Stop.
[00:18:03]  Don't mention his race.
[00:18:06]  He was wearing a black hoodie and black pants, and he was hard to see at night.
[00:18:10]  And he doesn't use sunscreen.
[00:18:14]  How do you be in the car?
[00:18:15]  What?
[00:18:16]  Oh, who's this?
[00:18:18]  Just talking to her.
[00:18:19]  Talking to her about what?
[00:18:22]  Asking her if her toes are long.
[00:18:25]  What the fuck?
[00:18:26]  Well, we gotta go.
[00:18:27]  Do I know him, though?
[00:18:30]  No.
[00:18:31]  I don't think I'm gonna get to know him.
[00:18:32]  Let's go.
[00:18:33]  Bye.
[00:18:34]  Let's go.
[00:18:35]  Give me a five.
[00:18:36]  Yes, please.
[00:18:37]  Okay, let's go.
[00:18:38]  Okay, guys.
[00:18:38]  Wouldn't that be funny if that girl she saved ended up raping her?
[00:18:44]  See, sometimes rape is funny.
[00:18:47]  This other piece of important news really pissed me off.
[00:18:51]  So this, what's it called?
[00:18:54]  Bobo Tea?
[00:18:55]  On the Canadian Shark Tank, they have a Chinese, half-Chinese guy who played a Korean on a government-funded show called Kim's Grocery or something about a deli.
[00:19:07]  It's not terrible, but you know, Canadian entertainment is generally funded by the government.
[00:19:13]  And so, and he's there on a white-made show using white male technology, whatever you want to call it.
[00:19:22]  And he's decided they are not allowed to promote this type of tea.
[00:19:28]  He can co-opt Korean culture for his TV and build a career pretending to be Korean as a Chinese Canadian, but they are not allowed to promote a certain type of tea because of their ethnicity.
[00:19:43]  So it's just anti-white racism is what it comes down to.
[00:19:46]  I am studying your can and I am looking for anything that tells me where Boba came from and where Boba came from is Taiwan.
[00:19:58]  Wait, stop.
[00:19:59]  You know, I started.
[00:20:00]  Stop.
[00:20:00]  Dude, you're Chinese.
[00:20:02]  Your country is torturing Taiwan the same way China is torturing East Timor.
[00:20:08]  You are enemies.
[00:20:10]  Taiwan is in constant fear of being destroyed by China.
[00:20:14]  When we were talking last week about those incompetent female naval officers who sunk three different multi-hundred million dollar boats in a matter of five months, three different catastrophes, three different female affirmative action hires.
[00:20:30]  And the reason we care about that is because we might be at war with China soon if they invade Taiwan.
[00:20:36]  Unfortunately, they're an ally of ours and they make all the chips in the world.
[00:20:40]  So if China gets them, they control our cars and how many cars can be made.
[00:20:45]  So we want everyone in Southeast Asia and all their neighbors to have a really good naval fleet.
[00:20:54]  They don't.
[00:20:56]  So to be, but anyway, to be a Chinese guy and pretending that you're a Taiwan patriot, okay, then you hate China.
[00:21:05]  You can't be pro-Israel and pro-Palestine at the same time.
[00:21:09]  Although I saw fucking Eric Adams wearing a hat that had a New York Yankees logo.
[00:21:14]  Pull this up if you can find it.
[00:21:16]  And a New York Mets logo.
[00:21:22]  He's not even like a sub-retard.
[00:21:26]  An 11-year-old boy knows not to have Mets and Yankees on the same hat.
[00:21:32]  I'm surprised the hat exists.
[00:21:34]  Did he have it made?
[00:21:36]  I don't even like those shirts that have every MLB team on them or every NFL team on them.
[00:21:41]  Those are dumb.
[00:21:43]  But look at that hat.
[00:21:46]  By the way, you'll be happy to hear, in case you don't watch baseball, the Mets saved it yesterday.
[00:21:51]  I think they had the Dodgers have this picture Flarity where we're fucking dead if we face him.
[00:21:57]  And that's why it was 0-9.
[00:21:59]  But last night was like 6-4 or something because they didn't have Flarity and we had, what's his name?
[00:22:04]  Maneo.
[00:22:06]  Look at that.
[00:22:07]  I mean, even if he had verses, it wouldn't be so bad.
[00:22:12]  Hey, Eric Adams, what's your favorite thing about New York?
[00:22:14]  No.
[00:22:16]  Well, that's a good one, too.
[00:22:17]  But Eric Adams, summarize New York in one word.
[00:22:21]  New York.
[00:22:24]  I'm not sure that counts as one word.
[00:22:27]  It's my favorite team is the Yankees and Mets.
[00:22:32]  Go Jets, Giants, Cowboys, Go Sports.
[00:22:36]  I mean, they had the same stadium.
[00:22:39]  What's your favorite thing about New York?
[00:22:42]  Well, you could wake up and it could be a terrorist attack and the towers are falling or you could get a new job.
[00:22:48]  Yeah, you could come across a new business opportunity.
[00:22:53]  That's not a good thing.
[00:22:56]  The best thing about New York is you could come across a new business opportunity.
[00:23:01]  That's the answer, Eric.
[00:23:03]  To add in the worst terrorist attack next to Pearl Harbor we've ever had, 3,000 dead people, the question was the best things, you absolute fucking five-year-old.
[00:23:17]  I'm glad he's going to jail.
[00:23:18]  Although, just like Andrew Cuomo, the reasons he's going to jail are stupid.
[00:23:22]  He criticized immigration, really.
[00:23:24]  But I'll take it.
[00:23:25]  Andrew Cuomo was gone for allegedly grabbing an ass.
[00:23:29]  Okay, I'll take it.
[00:23:30]  I was talking to Ann Coulter the other day, by the way.

=== Sprinkles Debate (14:13) ===

[00:23:33]  She was coming back from the bathroom, and she's very thin.
[00:23:36]  She has zero body fat.
[00:23:38]  I said, Ann, I couldn't help notice as you walk back from the bathroom, have you ever considered Ozempic?
[00:23:43]  But she was saying Andrew Cuomo for mayor.
[00:23:47]  And I'm like, the guy who killed 17,000 geriatrics.
[00:23:51]  And she's like, it's a lesser of lots of evils.
[00:23:54]  And she might be right.
[00:23:55]  She thinks Curtis Liwa is a joke.
[00:23:58]  Then there's a Jumani Williams guy, radical activist.
[00:24:03]  Here in New York City, we are dealing with, would you rather eat a bowl of shit or get stabbed in the neck?
[00:24:11]  Eat a bowl of shit, I guess.
[00:24:14]  I might bleed to death.
[00:24:15]  Anyway, get back to this fucking twat.
[00:24:19]  This venture company for a lot of reasons, but really primarily to uplift minority entrepreneurs.
[00:24:26]  And not only do I feel like this is not happening here, but that I would be uplifting a business that is profiting off of something that feels so dear to my cultural heritage.
[00:24:40]  Stop.
[00:24:41]  Stop.
[00:24:41]  You're Chinese.
[00:24:42]  Taiwan is the opposite of dear to you, okay?
[00:24:46]  And Taiwan flourishes and comes up with new inventions because they're capitalist, unlike your home country, which is communist.
[00:24:54]  And talking about minority entrepreneurs in Toronto, I bet you whites are a minority in Toronto.
[00:25:02]  Are white people a minority in Toronto, Canada?
[00:25:13]  What do we got here?
[00:25:15]  Plus, this is all registered people.
[00:25:17]  I don't know if we're going to be a part of bringing people to the map.
[00:25:22]  Just answer my fucking question.
[00:25:30]  English, 5.3 million, Irish.
[00:25:34]  How irritating is this?
[00:25:37]  Okay, I'm not getting an answer from them.
[00:25:40]  They're just bragging.
[00:25:41]  It's the government site, of course, and they're bragging about how many different groups are.
[00:25:48]  Okay, here we are.
[00:25:49]  Demographics of Toronto.
[00:25:52]  European, 43%.
[00:25:55]  What about Spain?
[00:25:56]  Are they Spanish?
[00:25:57]  Are they Hispanic?
[00:25:59]  South Asian, 14, Chinese 10, black 10, Filipino 6, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[00:26:04]  Korean.
[00:26:05]  So, yes, it appears that whites are a minority in Toronto.
[00:26:10]  So, why don't you give this minority group some props?
[00:26:14]  There, Wong Ling Ping.
[00:26:17]  Dude, stop using ChatGPT and AI for questions.
[00:26:21]  It sucks.
[00:26:23]  I think it pulls from more sources than the Canadian government has their skew on things.
[00:26:31]  Right.
[00:26:32]  I left the Canadian government and ended up on Wikipedia, which is shitty, but better than ChatGPT and AI.
[00:26:38]  For that reason, I'm out.
[00:26:39]  Fuck you.
[00:26:40]  Respect that.
[00:26:41]  Respect that.
[00:26:42]  Oh, listen to their accents.
[00:26:43]  So they're not even like normal.
[00:26:45]  They're immigrants.
[00:26:47]  It makes me sad that people are, you know, they're drinking boba with a raccoon with a sun It doesn't mean that they don't have the opportunity to change and do that.
[00:26:54]  That's true, but there has to be a willingness, and I have to be able to invest in these founders knowing that they don't know.
[00:27:00]  The collaboration that they've had to this point.
[00:27:02]  You're in a mediocre Canadian sitcom.
[00:27:07]  You can't put that all on them.
[00:27:09]  Yeah, you moron.
[00:27:11]  And they're immigrants, and you clearly were born in Canada.
[00:27:16]  That's the level of discourse we're dealing with in this fucking country.
[00:27:21]  All right, speaking of Asians, let's jump into some sprinkles.
[00:27:24]  We have a new interstitial, although he didn't include a background.
[00:27:27]  So you maybe have to freeze something from the interstitial.
[00:27:30]  But this is how it's done, boys.
[00:27:33]  Got it.
[00:27:34]  1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 6, 1,000, 7, 1,000.
[00:27:39]  8, 1,000.
[00:27:39]  9, 1,000, 10, 1,000, 11, 1,000, 12, 1,000, 13, 1,000.
[00:27:44]  Why are you showing your desktop?
[00:27:46]  To show that it's just waiting for the computer.
[00:27:49]  We might have to buy a new computer.
[00:27:51]  Here we go.
[00:28:11]  Now give me a screen grab to put in the back.
[00:28:15]  I checked out Ally Wong's special last night.
[00:28:17]  I like Ally Wong a lot.
[00:28:18]  She definitely has the sprinkles.
[00:28:21]  But female comedians, can you stop talking about getting dicked down and having your pussy eaten and all this shit?
[00:28:30]  It's not you.
[00:28:31]  I know young girls, young early 20s girls are like, eat my pussy, motherfucker, or why didn't I come?
[00:28:37]  Or whatever.
[00:28:38]  You've got two kids divorced after 10 years.
[00:28:41]  You're in your 40s.
[00:28:43]  Let's not pretend woman in their 40s are like, hey, man, why don't you eat my fucking pussy, you bitch?
[00:28:49]  I want to get dicked down hard.
[00:28:52]  Yeah.
[00:28:53]  No, that's not a thing.
[00:28:55]  It gets laughs, but it's like, what's her name?
[00:28:58]  Margaret Sho doing imitations of her Korean parents.
[00:29:01]  Everyone can do an imitation of their parents.
[00:29:04]  In fact, I'm not a stand-up comedian, but when I go on tour with Anthony, I cheat.
[00:29:09]  If I'm too drunk to remember what the bits are, I'll do my parents.
[00:29:13]  I'll talk about eating pussy because I'm not a professional and I'm lazy and it's a cheap way to get laughs.
[00:29:21]  This is your entire career.
[00:29:24]  So can you be better than the fucking cock pussy jokes?
[00:29:28]  Like Nikki Glazer talking about getting skull fucked all the time.
[00:29:32]  And it's sad because they're both single.
[00:29:36]  So you have this 40-something single woman talking about cock and they get cock on their face, but they're not doing home improvement.
[00:29:47]  They're doing the opposite.
[00:29:49]  They're destroying their home.
[00:29:52]  Have you got the trailer for it?
[00:29:56]  She's got a cute little outfit.
[00:29:58]  She's a cute little lady.
[00:29:59]  I can see the appeal.
[00:30:01]  And they say black don't crack.
[00:30:03]  Well, chink don't crink.
[00:30:07]  Chink don't chip.
[00:30:08]  Chink don't chink.
[00:30:11]  What are you doing?
[00:30:12]  Yeah, there it is.
[00:30:15]  Oh, I don't know.
[00:30:15]  I don't think these are playing.
[00:30:18]  Alley wong.
[00:30:20]  Oh, man.
[00:30:21]  Trailer.
[00:30:22]  Am I on Adderall or am I on amphetamines and you just seem super slow today?
[00:30:26]  I mean, adding the link to the thing you wanted to see would help.
[00:30:29]  Hi, guys.
[00:30:30]  Welcome to my dressing room.
[00:30:33]  This is Shang Wang.
[00:30:34]  Justin, my husband, always begs me before we leave the house to please dress more subtle.
[00:30:38]  And I guess this isn't so subtle.
[00:30:41]  These are crocs that I decorated by myself.
[00:30:43]  Nice.
[00:30:44]  Now you're going to watch me transform from Easy E into a butterfly.
[00:30:47]  I've been a fan of Ali Wong since our first special.
[00:30:53]  First time.
[00:30:53]  Boring.
[00:30:55]  Show us some of your bits.
[00:30:58]  They're here.
[00:30:59]  Wait, is this single lady?
[00:31:05]  This isn't the right one, dude.
[00:31:06]  Huh.
[00:31:07]  Ali Wong Single Lady.
[00:31:12]  There we go.
[00:31:14]  I really do believe that 40 is the golden age.
[00:31:20]  Women are agreeable.
[00:31:25]  Okay, glorifying divorce.
[00:31:26]  That's great.
[00:31:31]  By the way, stop.
[00:31:32]  Have you noticed this pattern with divorced people where they always talk about themselves and how this is better for them?
[00:31:39]  And they never mention the kids.
[00:31:42]  War on kids.
[00:31:45]  You know what else is a war on kids?
[00:31:47]  Fucking Teslas.
[00:31:48]  Electric cars.
[00:31:49]  Kids can't hear them.
[00:31:52]  No one gives a shit about that.
[00:31:54]  They're dangerous for children playing on the street.
[00:31:59]  Go ahead.
[00:32:00]  25, and then I could go as high as 55.
[00:32:04]  Uh, if you're 55, I got questions for you.
[00:32:06]  Like, can you go on a brisk walk?
[00:32:11]  Pretty mediocre.
[00:32:12]  Can you lift heavy things?
[00:32:14]  Can you digest red meat without getting a swollen toe the next day?
[00:32:19]  Can you?
[00:32:20]  With this is postibling.
[00:32:23]  What the fuck is great?
[00:32:24]  What's the part about fucking a dude that's 60 is that you get to hear a story That he already told you on Tuesday that he's gonna repeat to you on Friday about a half court shot he once made in 1985.
[00:32:42]  Oh, this is brutal.
[00:32:45]  Maybe I was drunk last night.
[00:32:47]  Those are your highlights?
[00:32:49]  Eh.
[00:32:52]  So not everyone in the sprinkles section has the sprinkles.
[00:32:55]  We're just discussing the subject of sprinkles.
[00:32:57]  And for those of you not familiar with the show, sprinkles is what God gives certain people and makes them hilarious.
[00:33:04]  This one, I didn't think it was sprinkly, but it got pretty sprinkled as I continued to peruse it.
[00:33:13]  I watched this completely sober, unlike Single Lady.
[00:33:17]  So let me know if you agree.
[00:33:19]  Although, of course, humor is incredibly subjective, so sometimes you disagree.
[00:33:23]  I've made a career on humor, so I think I'm an authority on this.
[00:33:29]  Well, one of us has a vibrator in our bottoms.
[00:33:34]  Oh, which one of us could it be?
[00:33:37]  Yeah, one of us has a vibrator in our bottoms.
[00:33:42]  Oh, do you think that it could be me?
[00:33:46]  *Groans*
[00:33:54]  Well, is it Roger?
[00:33:56]  I don't know, maybe.
[00:33:57]  Or is it Mark?
[00:33:58]  I don't know, could be.
[00:33:59]  Is it Zack?
[00:34:00]  *Sigh*
[00:34:08]  Can you turn it off at the remote?
[00:34:11]  The remote indicates.
[00:34:12]  I don't know.
[00:34:13]  What do you think, Ryan?
[00:34:14]  The dancing was fun.
[00:34:15]  I mean, it could have ended already.
[00:34:18]  It could have ended.
[00:34:19]  I like when the guy leaves.
[00:34:22]  Here's another one right on the line.
[00:34:23]  It's definitely a well-written bit, but is it sprinkly?
[00:34:30]  I don't know.
[00:34:32]  Maybe the way I portray these two.
[00:34:34]  Don't you swear at me, you little shit.
[00:34:36]  I am your mother.
[00:34:38]  All I do is worry, slave, and defend.
[00:34:42]  And all I get is a fucking face and your fucking face.
[00:34:48]  Okay, I think this is good.
[00:34:49]  I like this one.
[00:34:50]  $199.
[00:34:51]  Okay.
[00:34:52]  I can see myself here.
[00:34:55]  I watched some of her other stuff.
[00:34:56]  It was pretty good, too.
[00:34:57]  And then finally, this isn't really sprinkles, but it's a good point.
[00:35:01]  Why did we...
[00:35:08]  When did white people stop making little expressions?
[00:35:12]  I need some help from the Caucasian race.
[00:35:14]  Yes.
[00:35:14]  Why did y'all stop coming up with phrases?
[00:35:17]  Fear.
[00:35:18]  Y'all used to be in y'all bad.
[00:35:20]  Y'all used to give us some of the greatest phrases.
[00:35:22]  When I was growing up, you know, the older white folks used to say, I don't give a rat's ass.
[00:35:26]  Or you're skating on thin ice, buddy.
[00:35:29]  Or one of my favorites, get a load of this guy.
[00:35:32]  I just, I feel like y'all just stopped doing that.
[00:35:35]  What happened?
[00:35:36]  Like, why y'all giving us these good phrases anymore?
[00:35:38]  I really miss y'all going like, oh, news flash, pal.
[00:35:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:35:42]  Hold your horses, bucko.
[00:35:44]  My favorite one, off the rip, get a grip, buddy.
[00:35:48]  I love telling people, get a grip.
[00:35:50]  That used to be my day.
[00:35:51]  See, somebody acting out of line, man, get a grip.
[00:35:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:35:55]  Now we ain't got that no more because y'all just make some phrases.
[00:35:58]  I need y'all to get back and make some phrases, man.
[00:36:01]  I don't give a rat's ass.
[00:36:03]  That's it right there.
[00:36:04]  Rat's ass?
[00:36:06]  That was a ball.
[00:36:06]  Who thought of that?
[00:36:07]  Like, I'll never forget when I was a kid, I was acting up.
[00:36:10]  And this older white woman goes, beat it, twerk.
[00:36:14]  You ain't never going to hear nothing that clean ever again.
[00:36:16]  You're never going to hear beat it, twerk anybody.
[00:36:20]  We got lame stuff now.
[00:36:22]  I need beat it, twerk.
[00:36:23]  I need twerk back in the vocab.
[00:36:26]  I need twerk back.
[00:36:27]  I need the Caucasians to get back on their job, reach back in that bag, and give us some more phrases.
[00:36:32]  I'm tired of what the young people talk about.
[00:36:34]  I need some of their new stuff.
[00:36:37]  He's so right.
[00:36:38]  We should start bringing it back.
[00:36:40]  I disagree.
[00:36:41]  What?
[00:36:41]  I think that's the pinnacle of expressions.
[00:36:44]  It's already been figured out.
[00:36:46]  Like the encyclical from Pope Pius XII, he's like, stop looking for society.
[00:36:50]  Stop looking for civilization.
[00:36:52]  It's figured out.
[00:36:53]  We found it already.
[00:36:54]  So you can't learn anything from Indians.
[00:36:56]  You can't learn anything from Guatemalans.
[00:36:58]  We figured it out.
[00:36:59]  It's Western culture.
[00:37:01]  I understand.
[00:37:02]  But Western culture stopped using those terms.
[00:37:05]  We need to bring them back.
[00:37:07]  Oh, but I thought he was also saying you need to bring up new ones.
[00:37:11]  Like, why didn't you invent any new ones?
[00:37:12]  Because they're already figured out.
[00:37:14]  Yeah, but we don't use those anymore.
[00:37:16]  So I think he's saying do either bring those back be to Twerp and get a grip and get a load of this guy or come up with new ones.
[00:37:25]  But we're at zero now.
[00:37:27]  I think the Midwest and the South, they're chock full of them.
[00:37:30]  I'll hear ones where I'm like, holy crap.

=== Why Names Matter (03:03) ===

[00:37:31]  When you say we and you're just you, they're like, what do you got a mouse in your pocket?
[00:37:35]  That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
[00:37:38]  Who's we?
[00:37:39]  You got a mouse in your pocket?
[00:37:41]  Oh, I see.
[00:37:42]  Yeah.
[00:37:42]  I like, you know what I like when the Irish go, your man?
[00:37:47]  Like, like sometimes it's someone, like say you're a fan of Conor McGregor, and then they'll go like, that's your man Connor there.
[00:37:54]  That's why he won.
[00:37:55]  He's, so he's, your man Connor's thinking about getting back into it.
[00:37:58]  So that's obvious.
[00:37:59]  He is my man in that sense.
[00:38:01]  But then they just start making it for someone you don't know.
[00:38:04]  Like a guy.
[00:38:05]  It means a guy.
[00:38:07]  So that's when your man came in and tried to assassinate Trump.
[00:38:10]  Now, it wasn't your guy who tried to assassinate Trump.
[00:38:13]  I hope not.
[00:38:13]  They just mean a man.
[00:38:15]  Or our kid.
[00:38:16]  If you're a Mank, you say our kid.
[00:38:20]  Our kid went to school.
[00:38:22]  Right?
[00:38:23]  And it's not your kid?
[00:38:24]  No, our kid.
[00:38:27]  God, people, I'm going to do a special today in the mailbag about the comments.
[00:38:32]  People who comment on our site are so fucking dumb.
[00:38:37]  I mean, I see tweets about us.
[00:38:40]  I read about 100 emails a day from baby monsters.
[00:38:43]  They're all reasonable.
[00:38:44]  But there's something about that particular group in the comments section of the website.
[00:38:48]  Not even the Discord.
[00:38:51]  I'm talking about the comment section on the website.
[00:38:53]  Absolutely.
[00:38:54]  Like, people are asking now why you haven't named your 10-month-old son yet.
[00:38:59]  Well, It's hard.
[00:39:00]  It's hard naming it.
[00:39:01]  We're thinking by the time he's one, we'll figure it out.
[00:39:05]  Is that even legal?
[00:39:07]  I don't know.
[00:39:08]  Isn't it child neglect to not have a name at 10 months?
[00:39:10]  Like, you have birth certificates, you fill out a bunch of shit at the hospital.
[00:39:14]  What is that?
[00:39:15]  Left blank?
[00:39:17]  Yeah, I don't think I don't think you can leave the hospital without a name.
[00:39:21]  Whoa.
[00:39:22]  States differ on how long residents are given to come up with a name.
[00:39:25]  But we had a birth certificate and we had a bunch of forms I had to sign.
[00:39:29]  In fact, I got interrogated by one black woman, and that demographics are the absolute queens of silly names, because my children have Indian middle names.
[00:39:40]  And they're like, they're going to get made fun of.
[00:39:42]  I'm like, not as much as Air Reka.
[00:39:48]  So I don't know how you leave the hospital without a name.
[00:39:51]  TBD?
[00:39:53]  Anyway, morons.
[00:39:55]  Ryan's wife is pregnant, as we've discussed on the show.
[00:39:59]  His two children that are out of the womb have fucking names, and they had names at birth.
[00:40:05]  Okay?
[00:40:06]  Obviously.
[00:40:07]  And these Zoomers are so arrogant.
[00:40:09]  Instead of going, hmm, this doesn't make sense.
[00:40:13]  I must be wrong.
[00:40:16]  Ryan having a 10-month-old with no name is bizarre.

=== Grim Gym Session (04:29) ===

[00:40:20]  So maybe I am missing something.
[00:40:22]  Nope.
[00:40:22]  They just go, that's fucked up.
[00:40:24]  You should name him.
[00:40:26]  Rolling around Disney with a kid with no name.
[00:40:32]  All right, let's get to the war on kids.
[00:40:34]  But before we do, I would like to thank the other sponsor for today's show, which is Purple Works Nutrition, pre-workout.
[00:40:41]  You'll notice, by the way, I don't talk about things that I have no experience with.
[00:40:44]  I'm not here pushing some VPN service that I've never tried.
[00:40:48]  I wear Nita Fashions every day, and I take purple workouts every day I'm working out.
[00:40:54]  Today was grim at the trainer.
[00:40:58]  It was this thing you lie on your back, and it's got these arms.
[00:41:01]  My trainer has wasted so much money on fucking machines.
[00:41:04]  Like, I think he's up to 300 grand.
[00:41:06]  He's never going to pay it off, but whatever.
[00:41:09]  So it was like 15 with one arm, 45 pounds, 15 with the other arm, 45 pounds.
[00:41:14]  It was right at the limit of what I'm capable of.
[00:41:16]  And then, by the way, those 30 are done three separate times as you go around the cycle.
[00:41:23]  All these guys are like, I could bench press 180.
[00:41:25]  Okay, that's great.
[00:41:26]  It's not as impressive as doing 120 15 times, 15 times, 15 times.
[00:41:32]  That's much more impressive to me.
[00:41:34]  And I can't tell you how many badass boxers come in to do our workouts and they fucking pussy out immediately.
[00:41:41]  Even Ryan was puffing and puffing.
[00:41:44]  There's no time to recover.
[00:41:46]  It's a completely different workout.
[00:41:48]  He won't let you rest for more than 40 seconds.
[00:41:51]  And even then, that's pushing it.
[00:41:53]  So it's pure stamina.
[00:41:54]  Well, he'll also like, he'll do, like today I had to lie down on a thing and then do leg workouts where I'm like kicking myself in the ass.
[00:42:01]  So my arms are resting at that point.
[00:42:03]  And then I'm doing the one, it was 120 or 140 barbells.
[00:42:08]  But anyway, as I'm doing this, I'm running out of energy.
[00:42:12]  I'm kind of hungover.
[00:42:14]  And Purple Works, I could feel it in my body.
[00:42:17]  And it was like I was dipping into it.
[00:42:20]  As I was like going, ah, or doing snatches with 25 pound weights, I would like, I would call to the Purple Works and it would dole out extra energy.
[00:42:31]  And when I got there, he wasn't there.
[00:42:33]  He was having a poo because every time he eats fish, he has to shit.
[00:42:37]  So I just started randomly doing curls with 25 pound weights because I had to because I was getting the tingles.
[00:42:42]  Purpleworks gives you these tingles that if you don't work out, you feel like there's ants in your pants.
[00:42:48]  So I'm currently doing their newest edition, which is called Invictus, I believe.
[00:42:54]  Use promo code Gavin for 15% off.
[00:42:57]  And if I didn't do Purple Works, I might not have the gumption to go to the gym.
[00:43:03]  I take it exactly half an hour before I get to my trainer or to my, I box also on other days of the week.
[00:43:11]  And then you just, you have to go.
[00:43:13]  It makes you go.
[00:43:14]  It's gym rape.
[00:43:15]  That's what they should call this new particular formula, gym rape.
[00:43:20]  That's what it's, Invictus is Latin for gym rape.
[00:43:23]  Actually, I'm here because of gym rape.
[00:43:25]  My dad got, my dad, Jimmy McInnis, got my mom drunk.
[00:43:29]  And what happens with one beer?
[00:43:32]  Hardy.
[00:43:32]  Rape.
[00:43:34]  Nope, one beer leads to a lit cigarette.
[00:43:36]  That's right.
[00:43:37]  And then a two-beer buzz.
[00:43:39]  Five beers, six beers, and then a shotgun wedding and Sesame Street on the TV.
[00:43:45]  All because of alcohol.
[00:43:48]  Pull up that song, One Beer.
[00:43:50]  He's got some black woman like screaming back up, like the Rolling Stones.
[00:43:54]  Rape, murder, it's just a shadow way.
[00:43:57]  But she's singing the word alcohol.
[00:44:00]  All his songs are about getting wasted.
[00:44:02]  It actually makes me feel better about being a drunk.
[00:44:05]  I woke up on the wrong side of the truck bed this morning with an empty bottle of jack I was holding.
[00:44:13]  Man, she got me buried when she kicked me to the curb.
[00:44:16]  Maybe I got what I deserve.
[00:44:18]  One beer turns into a lit cigarette Burning into a two beer bus Three beers turns into five and six And a love drunk kiss in the back of that truck Just like that I have postpipples in the back of my head.

=== The War On Kids (07:48) ===

[00:44:34]  We should move south.
[00:44:35]  This is tingles.
[00:44:41]  Chills.
[00:44:41]  I'm getting chills.
[00:44:43]  We have to go south.
[00:44:45]  That brings us to the war on kids.
[00:44:48]  Yes.
[00:44:48]  It's a special segment.
[00:44:50]  We used to do more on kids where we showed kids with Down syndrome, but that felt cruel.
[00:44:55]  So now we switch it to the war on kids.
[00:45:01]  We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
[00:45:07]  regulations to indoctrinate America's school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.
[00:45:13]  On your feet, soldier!
[00:45:14]  On your feet!
[00:45:17]  Bye.
[00:45:18]  Douglas Murray is one of, if not the most eloquent voices of our generation, and that's with a cock in his mouth.
[00:45:29]  But he really Summarized the ethos of the UK.
[00:45:35]  I always say before Maggie Thatcher was just working class and rich, there was no middle class.
[00:45:41]  She introduced the concept of privatization, and then all of a sudden there's a middle class.
[00:45:44]  But there kind of isn't.
[00:45:46]  There really is, like, sure, there's a middle class, but there still is this abuse of the working class in Britain, where if you've got a Luton accent, you're not taken it seriously, or you're actually vilified and thrown in jail without a second thought.
[00:46:01]  Oi.
[00:46:03]  And Douglas Murray points this out about Tommy beautifully here in 19.
[00:46:09]  19.
[00:46:11]  Which is coming up.
[00:46:13]  The interesting thing that Tommy Robinson speaks to and has always spoken to is, what are you allowed to do about this or say about this?
[00:46:21]  Now, if you're me, for the time being, you're allowed to write about it sometimes.
[00:46:27]  You're allowed to speak about it sometimes.
[00:46:29]  You're allowed to raise alarms sometimes.
[00:46:33]  You're allowed to speak your mind somewhat.
[00:46:36]  But if you're a Tommy Robinson character, if you grow up in Luton and you haven't had many advantages in life and you've had quite a lot of disadvantages and you're white and working class, what are you allowed to do about this?
[00:46:48]  What are you allowed to say about any of this?
[00:46:51]  And the government for decades now has had the attitude, you're not allowed to do anything.
[00:46:57]  You're not allowed to say anything.
[00:46:58]  You can't do anything because if you do, we'll call you a racist and we'll call you far-right.
[00:47:05]  And we'll throw you in prison.
[00:47:07]  They cut off his tongue.
[00:47:10]  That's my new metaphor after Columbus Day.
[00:47:13]  They keep cutting off our tongues.
[00:47:15]  What did he do?
[00:47:16]  Why is he on the lamb right now, running all over Europe from fucking Spain to Norway?
[00:47:22]  Because if he goes back home, he's facing jail for contempt of court because he released a documentary, which we have on our site, that explains that the boy who waterboarded the Muslim kid didn't waterboard the Muslim kid, and the Muslim kid is not an angel.
[00:47:38]  He was stabbing his female teachers and female students and threatening to rape little girls.
[00:47:46]  That's Tommy's crime.
[00:47:49]  So he still has social media, thank God.
[00:47:51]  That tongue hasn't been cut off yet.
[00:47:53]  Although, actually, it has been, and it's been reinstated.
[00:47:55]  They sewed it back on.
[00:47:58]  That's what my dad used to say when men acted like they have no balls.
[00:48:00]  He would say, would you like me to sew it back on?
[00:48:03]  Shall I just sew one back on?
[00:48:07]  But Tommy posted this.
[00:48:08]  I don't think this is the exact Tommy post, but how fucking disgusting is this shit?
[00:48:13]  You ready for this?
[00:48:15]  My daughter Edie, and today is a big day because she's going on her first date.
[00:48:19]  That's a boy.
[00:48:21]  So the guy meeting is a big fan of screening things.
[00:48:24]  So I bought him some gifts.
[00:48:26]  So first I got Jonathan, then I got Mac, then I got Henry, and I also got Dustin.
[00:48:33]  Oh, and if the date doesn't work out, which is I also want this iPad so you can face myself.
[00:48:41]  Wait a minute.
[00:48:42]  You bought him on an iPad?
[00:48:45]  Here's, let's start with the most obvious thing here, besides the fact that this is child abuse.
[00:48:50]  10-year-olds don't go on dates.
[00:48:53]  I've had a 10-year-old three times now, and dating is the farthest thing from their mind.
[00:49:00]  15, 16, they start, well, it's called puberty.
[00:49:04]  When puberty begins, the inevitable biology kicks in, and they start getting interested in the opposite sex.
[00:49:12]  10?
[00:49:14]  Fuck those people.
[00:49:15]  Not literally.
[00:49:17]  You all remember being 10?
[00:49:19]  When I was 10, Star Wars came out.
[00:49:21]  Why would you hang around with girls?
[00:49:22]  They're fucking gross.
[00:49:23]  They don't know anything about Star Wars.
[00:49:25]  They have cooties.
[00:49:26]  They don't own a bionic man.
[00:49:27]  Fuck them all.
[00:49:28]  They're pieces of shit.
[00:49:30]  And then you get a pube.
[00:49:32]  And the next thing you know, girls have sprouted angel wings.
[00:49:35]  And you can't believe what an honor it is to be within 10 feet of them because they're so perfect.
[00:49:41]  What are you doing conflating that with this?
[00:49:44]  You fucking weirdos.
[00:49:45]  And what is with the bizarre gifts?
[00:49:48]  How much is an iPad?
[00:49:48]  A thousand bucks?
[00:49:50]  I think so.
[00:49:51]  And what are those pop-tart things called?
[00:49:54]  Funko Pops.
[00:49:56]  How much are those?
[00:49:57]  Let me see.
[00:49:58]  Probably like $30.
[00:50:00]  Well, it depends on which one.
[00:50:03]  Like $1,500 you're spending on this guy who is on a date with another boy.
[00:50:10]  So is this boy you're going on the date with, is he gay?
[00:50:13]  Gay is a type of sexuality.
[00:50:15]  It's a type of sex you have.
[00:50:18]  Okay, $12.
[00:50:20]  I think one, okay, say they were $1,415.
[00:50:24]  We could have one Funko Pop, maybe.
[00:50:27]  An iPad so we can FaceTime each other?
[00:50:30]  That's starting to sound fucking depraved.
[00:50:32]  This is Tommy's crime, by the way.
[00:50:35]  Is pointing out depraved things like this involving children.
[00:50:39]  He's called a racist because he acknowledges that the majority of these grooming gangs in Britain are Pakistani.
[00:50:46]  But he didn't get there from Pakistani to groomer.
[00:50:49]  He went there from groomer to Pakistani.
[00:50:51]  You feel me?
[00:50:52]  You get me in it.
[00:50:55]  Anyway, let's continue this fucking disgusting garbage.
[00:50:57]  Okay, does it go well?
[00:50:59]  Okay, now I'm all ready to go on the date, and I'll update you guys how it went.
[00:51:07]  No, thank you.
[00:51:09]  I'd like Scotland Yard updated.
[00:51:11]  Look at his tattoos.
[00:51:15]  Fucking sick.
[00:51:17]  What are the comments?
[00:51:18]  Is anyone like, what?
[00:51:20]  She's going on a date.
[00:51:21]  Dad should be in jail.
[00:51:22]  Way too young.
[00:51:23]  I was not allowed to date until 16.
[00:51:25]  Keep going.
[00:51:28]  I was definitely older too.
[00:51:30]  I didn't want to date.
[00:51:31]  That's the thing.
[00:51:32]  I'm sure I've told you this a hundred times, but I was watching The Croods with my boy when he was eight.
[00:51:38]  And one of the subplots of The Croods, this cartoon, is that the girl has a huge crush on one of the boys.
[00:51:45]  She's like 13.
[00:51:46]  He's 15 or whatever.
[00:51:47]  And every time she sees him, she has hearts.
[00:51:50]  I look over my eight-year-old, and every time that scene showed up, he was going like this.
[00:51:55]  Like, it was as gross as watching someone take a shit.
[00:52:00]  They're not into sex.
[00:52:01]  Here's a controversial thing: children are not into sex.

=== Racism And Politicians (00:20) ===

[00:52:09]  All right, you know what?
[00:52:10]  I think we're going to take everyone behind the paywall.
[00:52:16]  We've been too kind to you all.
[00:52:18]  And I feel that, and I want to get more controversial too.
[00:52:22]  We've got some racism coming up, some useless black female politicians, and of course, Hoctua Harris.