Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E250 - SHOW SALAD
Aired: 2023-05-08
Duration: 04:58


=== Getting Fat in Sausage Suit (04:10) ===

[00:00:47]  Isn't it nice that we have our music back?
[00:00:50]  We've been liberated from Ryan's taste in Dumb and Dumber and ACDC and just really half-assed choices, I think was the issue here last week.
[00:01:02]  Well, the Japanese math rock took some thinking.
[00:01:06]  But it sucked.
[00:01:08]  This suit has turned into a little sausage.
[00:01:11]  I'm fucking getting fat.
[00:01:14]  Going to the gym every day and getting fatter and fatter.
[00:01:19]  Maybe it's because I put it on right after lunch.
[00:01:21]  And getting fat at it.
[00:01:25]  I'm pleasantly puzzled.
[00:01:26]  And being good at it, if you will.
[00:01:28]  I went to a Kentucky Derby party on the weekend.
[00:01:33]  And some cop dude who works in the Bronx said, you want to go to Kelly's?
[00:01:39]  It's this bar in the Bronx.
[00:01:40]  And I said, no, I'm here.
[00:01:41]  And I showed him a picture of where I was.
[00:01:44]  And he goes, that's around where they found that kid and the Chinese girl burnt to death by the up the hill gang.
[00:01:53]  It's weird because it's called the Bronx Pell Mansion.
[00:01:59]  And you're in hell.
[00:02:01]  There I am.
[00:02:02]  The Pell family.
[00:02:03]  I guess that's what they named Pelham after it's where it's, Yeah, there was a dude there who was in a dress.
[00:02:17]  Kentucky Derby.
[00:02:18]  It was very civilized.
[00:02:20]  There was some crap there.
[00:02:21]  There was a silent auction, and I'm just looking at all the silent auction stuff, and I'm just like, I would hate to own any of this shit.
[00:02:29]  Like, why is my head touching the top thing here?
[00:02:32]  Shouldn't that just be a permanent setting?
[00:02:34]  Why do you have to reset it for every show?
[00:02:36]  You keep moving.
[00:02:37]  No, I don't.
[00:02:38]  Well, I don't keep moving this.
[00:02:40]  So I keep changing my height?
[00:02:43]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:43]  Whether you slouch or you sit up, probably because you're sausaged.
[00:02:46]  Maybe you're sitting different.
[00:02:52]  Here's one of the things.
[00:02:53]  And these are all adults.
[00:02:54]  Like, I was not really the oldest guy there.
[00:02:56]  It was like 40s, 50s kind of people.
[00:02:59]  It's a frame.
[00:03:00]  I have it on my phone, but whatever.
[00:03:02]  It's a framed picture of all the different James Bonds, and it says the name is Bond.
[00:03:08]  James Bond.
[00:03:09]  I'll get it for you later.
[00:03:11]  Actually, I've got to get it now.
[00:03:13]  Could I look it up?
[00:03:15]  No.
[00:03:17]  Wrong spelling.
[00:03:35]  There's just, when you get to my age, you just want to get rid of all your shit.
[00:03:41]  There's so much crap floating around.
[00:03:45]  And the idea of getting more crap in my life, like there's all these bags of, like, it's a spa bag, and there's face creams and a little notebook.
[00:03:55]  And you're like, get that out of here, a blow dryer.
[00:03:58]  Then there's a basket of bourbons from a local liquor store.
[00:04:02]  And you go, it's $260 for like four things of bourbon.
[00:04:07]  Imagine wanting this.
[00:04:10]  It's signed by all the James Bonds.
[00:04:13]  Sean Connery's dead.
[00:04:15]  It must be old.
[00:04:17]  Where do you put that?
[00:04:19]  In your man cave?
[00:04:20]  That's embarrassing.
[00:04:23]  Ugh.
[00:04:25]  And the whole conceit is that he's an MI5-whatever guy.
[00:04:31]  MI6.
[00:04:33]  When there's a bunch of them, you're admitting that it's actors.
[00:04:37]  You kind of ruin the fantasy.
[00:04:39]  Ugh.
[00:04:41]  Anyway, Klinger from MASH was there.
[00:04:43]  I sent you the picture.
[00:04:45]  And I said, honey, please let me go over there and say, Jamie Farr, is that you?
[00:04:52]  Is this Klinger from MASH?
[00:04:57]  She wouldn't let me, though.