Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #188 - COPS AND ROBBER "BOYCOTT BUD"
Aired: 2023-04-07
Duration: 04:58


=== Shave Me Dry (02:23) ===

[00:00:09]  I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my titties.
[00:00:14]  Live from New York.
[00:00:17]  Get off my lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
[00:00:21]  Baby, won't you shave them dry?
[00:00:24]  No, no, no.
[00:00:26]  Want you to grind me, baby.
[00:00:29]  Grind me until I cry.
[00:00:34]  Said, I fucked all night and all the night before, baby.
[00:00:38]  And I feel just like I wanna fuck some more.
[00:00:42]  Great God, Daddy.
[00:00:44]  Grind me, honey.
[00:00:45]  Shave me fly.
[00:00:49]  And when you hear me holler, baby, I want you to shave me dry.
[00:00:57]  I got nipples on my titty, big in my thumb.
[00:01:01]  Daddy, you say that's the kind of home you want, and you can make them come.
[00:01:05]  Oh, daddy, shave me dry.
[00:01:12]  And I give you something, baby.
[00:01:15]  Swear it'll make you cry.
[00:01:21]  It's Lucille Bogan.
[00:01:24]  Just discovered her recently.
[00:01:26]  Oh, Ryan, can we move this monitor so I can see the guys?
[00:01:29]  Sure.
[00:01:30]  Did Dusty suggest her?
[00:01:32]  No?
[00:01:33]  She's the one who said, Mick Jagger stole her line, I'll make a dead man come.
[00:01:40]  That's real life.
[00:01:40]  I don't understand that.
[00:01:42]  I don't understand.
[00:01:47]  No, I will not.
[00:01:48]  I'm on the wheel.
[00:01:52]  Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
[00:01:55]  Of course, this is our Thursday episode of Cops and Robber.
[00:02:01]  Roddy's still sick.
[00:02:02]  He's still hacking his lungs out.
[00:02:04]  We're still trying to ruin Budweiser by associating my name with their brand.
[00:02:09]  My reputation is unsalvageable, so I might as well take some fuckers down with me.
[00:02:14]  And just like we ruined Fred Perry, we're going to ruin Bud.
[00:02:17]  Welcome to the Cops.

=== Ariup's Aristocratic Adventure (02:39) ===

[00:02:19]  We have John, Dick Man, and John.
[00:02:22]  Cheers, boys.
[00:02:24]  I noticed, John, one, you're drinking Stella to avoid Amheiser-Busch.
[00:02:28]  It's made by Anne Heysel Bush.
[00:02:30]  Yeah, there's no, I think PBR maybe he could do.
[00:02:35]  Miller Light, yeah.
[00:02:37]  That's the beauty of Bud.
[00:02:39]  It's easy to quit because there's so many things like it.
[00:02:42]  Coors Light, I'm not, I find Coors taste kind of like wet cardboard.
[00:02:46]  Yeah.
[00:02:48]  I would drink Miller or like Nickel Ober.
[00:02:50]  I love Miller High Life.
[00:02:51]  Yeah.
[00:02:52]  PBR is great.
[00:02:53]  Corona.
[00:02:55]  Corona is a little fruity for my taste.
[00:02:58]  Oh, it's got fruit in it.
[00:02:59]  What are you supposed to put it in?
[00:03:00]  It's a fucking lime.
[00:03:02]  Good stuff.
[00:03:06]  As you know, we take calls at this show.
[00:03:08]  We've got the super chat coming up.
[00:03:11]  We read letters and we talk to the police and the felon about the various things we've seen on the internet.
[00:03:20]  We were just talking about black people's names before the show started.
[00:03:26]  And John 2 was telling me that he knew someone named His Highness.
[00:03:32]  What was it?
[00:03:33]  Well, there were brothers, Ya Highness.
[00:03:36]  Ya Highness.
[00:03:37]  And Ya Majesty.
[00:03:38]  Your Majesty.
[00:03:41]  And what's funny about that is naming them that worked, and they are now aristocrats who live in Saudi Arabia and do mostly corporate mergers.
[00:03:54]  Right.
[00:03:54]  They just severed ties with America.
[00:03:57]  Saudi Arabia did?
[00:03:58]  Yes, today.
[00:03:59]  Bye-bye.
[00:04:00]  Home to mommy.
[00:04:01]  Home to mommy.
[00:04:02]  Sever ties economically.
[00:04:04]  Also in today's news, Johnny Ronton's wife just died.
[00:04:08]  He married a woman much older than him, and she's been suffering from dementia for a while.
[00:04:14]  And I think her body finally went, okay, this person doesn't know what's going on.
[00:04:19]  And shut it down.
[00:04:20]  So sorry, John.
[00:04:21]  Course out for your homie.
[00:04:23]  She was a great woman.
[00:04:25]  Great woman.
[00:04:26]  I think she was Ariup from the Slitz's mother, I believe.
[00:04:31]  And John adopted Ariup.
[00:04:33]  Ariup died of breast cancer because she's a Rastafarian and decided that chemo is the Western man's way, and she's Rasta, so she's just going to take herbs.
[00:04:44]  But that didn't work out too great.
[00:04:48]  Now, John Won was at Trump's arrest.
[00:04:52]  Is that correct, sir?
[00:04:54]  I went down to the arrayment.
[00:04:55]  It was a very interesting day down there.