Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E228 - FREE RICKY VAUGHN Aired: 2023-03-14 Duration: 04:59 === Defending Your Hair Or Something (04:37) === [00:00:13] Live from New York, it's End Off Hai One with Devin McGinnis. [00:00:20] He can probably be a port of rekindle. [00:00:26] I just want to bang my head and bang my fingers. [00:00:35] Where's my notes? [00:00:36] Oh my gosh. [00:00:41] That was a song dedicated to you, Ryan. [00:00:45] What? [00:00:45] Did you know that? [00:00:47] Yeah. [00:00:48] Really? [00:00:48] It was from the bassist of Elephant and the Baby Snakes or some shit. [00:00:53] That sucked. [00:00:54] What a fucking waste of time. [00:00:55] What? [00:00:56] You didn't understand it. [00:00:57] No, I did. [00:00:57] That was cool. [00:00:58] Let's do it again. [00:00:59] I wanted to be a meaningful. [00:00:59] Can you hear the lyrics? [00:01:00] It's like defending your hair or something. [00:01:03] Ooh. [00:01:04] Well, in that case, I might have to kick it forward like old times. [00:01:07] Yeah. [00:01:08] It's something about like me telling you what to do and how you don't want to be told what to do. [00:01:13] Let me see here. [00:01:15] I don't mind being told what to do. [00:01:17] You don't mind. [00:01:18] You like being told what to do? [00:01:19] Don't tell me what to do. [00:01:20] I'm so out of breath just from that little tiny run. [00:01:22] Oh my gosh. [00:01:23] You know what we did today at the gym? [00:01:25] What? [00:01:26] Explosive push-ups. [00:01:28] Exploding push-ups? [00:01:30] You ever done those? [00:01:32] I think so. [00:01:33] You do a push-up. [00:01:36] Oh. [00:01:36] When you push up, you're in a squat. [00:01:39] The fuck? [00:01:40] I guess not. [00:01:41] I said to the trainer, I'm like, you know I'm not black, right? [00:01:45] What did he say? [00:01:46] But thanks to our purple workout, I pulled it off. [00:01:49] Nice. [00:01:49] So you go down, and then as you come up, you spring up, and the next thing you know, you're standing like this. [00:01:55] Not standing, squatting. [00:01:57] And that's almost like a burpee push. [00:02:01] It's like under the burpee, yeah. [00:02:03] But it sucks. [00:02:05] Sounds like I would shitty my pantsy. [00:02:07] Oh, that's funny you say that, because I said to him, I go, I think I might have diarrhea. [00:02:11] You know, I had a pizza last night, and it had lots of spices on it, and lettuce, and it's not lettuce, but basil and stuff like that. [00:02:18] And then I saw it in the toilet two hours later. [00:02:22] I was saying to my son, that's an incredible vocabulary, isn't it? [00:02:25] He goes, I don't know. [00:02:27] He just goes up and down the hallway on those little, you know, two-wheeled skateboards. [00:02:32] You go like that on? [00:02:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:02:34] So he's just like, and he goes, I don't think so. [00:02:36] I don't know. [00:02:36] I go, it's pretty amazing. [00:02:38] No, it's not. [00:02:39] Again, it is all those entrails, large intestines, small intestines, and then it comes out in two hours. [00:02:44] Yeah, yeah. [00:02:45] That seems fast to me. [00:02:47] I thought it was like 14 hours to digest. [00:02:49] Recently, it stopped happening, but I would eat and then have to shit right afterwards. [00:02:55] And I'm like, there's no way that's that food. [00:02:57] So maybe it's pushing out the old food. [00:02:59] Yeah, you're blurry, by the way, Ryan. [00:03:02] Again. [00:03:02] Does he mention that in the song? [00:03:05] Yeah, that is weird, though. [00:03:07] Because it's not like your intestines are all full to the brim. [00:03:12] Right. [00:03:12] So when you eat something, that starts a chain reaction. [00:03:16] My theory is that it gets the gut going and it knows that, oh yeah, I got to start with that. [00:03:20] Yeah, that makes more sense. [00:03:21] It gets everything moving. [00:03:24] So that's the Pooh report. [00:03:25] So what's the lyrics here? [00:03:27] You know what I saw last night? [00:03:28] I'm not even done, dude. [00:03:30] I was up till 2 a.m. last night. [00:03:32] My daughter's back from college and she's just traipsing around. [00:03:36] Boom, boom, boom. [00:03:38] And I'm just like, what are you doing? [00:03:41] It's like 11 o'clock. [00:03:42] She goes, chores. [00:03:44] I go, no, you're not. [00:03:45] And everyone else is sleeping in this house. [00:03:49] Like, don't do chores. [00:03:50] After 11, it doesn't necessarily have to be lights out. [00:03:54] And plus, I bring her to the gym now when she's in town. [00:03:57] So, like, we got to get up early, babe. [00:04:01] But even at 1.30, I saw. [00:04:05] And then I'm in bed nude at that point. [00:04:07] So I got to like get on a robe. [00:04:09] I'm like, what the hell's going on? [00:04:12] I remember seeing my dad in a robe and thinking, I'm never going to be that guy. [00:04:16] Ta-da! [00:04:17] I want a robe now. [00:04:18] Welcome aboard. [00:04:19] We have a neighbor that has kind of said that maybe some stomping is a little bit too much because our baby walks like a baby. [00:04:30] Our neighbor is saying... [00:04:32] The neighbor's an asshole who bitches about the noise. [00:04:35] Yeah, but she's running around the house, and I know that that's... === Diagonal Neighbor Confirmed (00:22) === [00:04:40] But she stomps like, she really does flat-footedly stomp. [00:04:44] Yeah. [00:04:44] So I'm like, there's nothing I could do. [00:04:46] And he doesn't blame us. [00:04:48] He's like, nah, it's not you. [00:04:50] It's the neighbor up there. [00:04:52] We're right above you, so you're pointing to diagonal neighbor? [00:04:55] I don't think so. [00:04:56] No. [00:04:56] So I went down and confirmed the ski boots and be diagonal neighbor.