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March 10, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #184 - TASER TASER TASER
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New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
I'm a chant, but what if I could, but I can't.
And the wind is taking the song, up through the trees, singing it wrong.
*thud*
That was, of course, the Music Machine from the mid-60s and Los Angeles pre-punk.
Fantastic band.
That was a great time for music.
The Sonics.
California was really alive.
And when these bands think they're freaking us out by screaming, you got to know that the Sonics and the Music Machine, all these 60s California bands, we're doing it first.
So we're not impressed.
I just barfed.
Welcome back to the show.
The regular cops.
We got John.
We got Dickman.
We got John.
Dickman is in the middle.
He's State Trooper.
Everyone's retired.
The other two guys are retired Bronx cops.
Grizzled, gnarly dudes who could kill you without flinching.
Not bad people, just people that society's responsible for them, I would say, because we expose them to so much carnage that they have no feelings anymore.
And then in the robber's chair, we don't have a robber.
Maddie's away this week, but we have our own Vinny Parko.
Ladies and gentlemen, Vinny Parko, a cop, a private investigator, sorry, back in 1980.
We had him on the show.
If you recall, if you go to Free Speech, the show, we had a long sit-down with Vinny.
Since then, he talked in our interview about writing some books.
He said, I'm going to write a book, a fiction book about the mafia.
And people always say they're going to write books.
They never write the books.
But he did.
Then he said, I'm going to write like a sex book, Investigations After Dark, which he did.
And he said, I'm going to write a true story about my whole life and include all the gossip, rogue P.I., and he did.
I don't know, man.
I've noticed when white people go to jail, it tends to benefit them.
They tend to do well for themselves and not complain.
But Vinny's been in jail since we last spoke to him.
Can we discuss that, Vin Meister?
What happened?
You got cart shoplifting?
No, I got...
My client hired me, and he told me that the case was 10 years old, that they were going to make an offer to him.
And he said she was 17 at the time.
And now I ran a search on it.
She was 27.
So I said, okay.
So we did an investigation, and we got her husband in a hotel room.
But wait a minute.
Wasn't the husband a Hasidic Jew?
They're Hasidic.
They're all Hasids in this story.
Right.
They're all Hasidic.
My client was Hasidic.
They were Hasidic.
So one of my girls, a very attractive girl, went to his store, got him to get a free massage.
He called her the next morning and said, where's my massage?
So we got him in the room.
The girls played around with him.
The problem was that...
What's played around?
Diddle this?
Well, one girl gave him oral.
The other girl, he gave oral to the other girl.
Then they did everything.
They copulated.
I want to talk, you know, nicely.
Was there any anal involved?
Well, then the girl, my girl, my investigator, who's not involved in the sexual part, takes out a strap on dildo, which I didn't notice.
And she said, oh, let's party.
And they had a party.
He enjoyed it.
He really had a good time.
So he got a severe reaming with a strap on dildo.
Yes.
What was he wearing at the time?
You can't take off the payas, but you can take off the drink.
He had no clothes.
So he was nude except.
He was nude.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah.
But here's the problem.
Getting him in the room, it was my room.
I purposely rented the room in my name because, according to the law, you cannot videotape somebody in their home, their house, their garage, or their car without their permission.
He was in my house, my place.
That makes sense.
Your hotel room is your house.
Now, the other thing was, during the trial, my lawyer asked him, said, Did you have any expectation of privacy?
He goes, no.
I said, I came in a room with three beautiful women.
So my lawyer rested the case.
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