Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E183 - SICK MINDS
Aired: 2022-11-08
Duration: 04:59


=== Squared Away Sailor (04:34) ===

[00:00:13]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:43]  Grind Core from Singapore.
[00:00:46]  That's worm rot.
[00:00:49]  Great band.
[00:00:50]  Very peppy.
[00:00:51]  Really gets you.
[00:00:52]  Cooking gets you going, right?
[00:00:54]  Am I right?
[00:00:55]  I feel cooking.
[00:00:57]  I was going to choose this song, Nate Allen Squared Away Sailor.
[00:01:03]  It's really good, too.
[00:01:04]  Maybe.
[00:01:05]  I think if my son's dumb, no offense.
[00:01:07]  Let me rephrase that.
[00:01:08]  If my son isn't destined for an executive life, I think I want him in the Navy.
[00:01:15]  Discipline, good group of guys.
[00:01:17]  And I don't think you die in the Navy.
[00:01:19]  Navy and Air Force are pretty risk-free.
[00:01:22]  You're not going to be going mock 10 if you're in the Air Force.
[00:01:27]  That's just for the elites.
[00:01:28]  I'm a squared away sailor loves to go get trashed.
[00:01:35]  And if I'm really lucky, they'll send me to Captain's Mask.
[00:01:40]  Tributing to my nerves.
[00:01:46]  Come talk to me.
[00:01:52]  My uniform looks like shit.
[00:01:56]  My boots are done in the scuffle, but I'm alright with it.
[00:02:01]  My haircut is on site, and I haven't shaved it.
[00:02:05]  They tell me that I'm fucked up in a million different ways.
[00:02:09]  Cause I'm a squared away sailor in the military.
[00:02:15]  Speaking of squared away sailors in the military, as most of you know, I'm a war movie veteran.
[00:02:22]  I've seen a lot of shit in my life.
[00:02:25]  I have PTSD.
[00:02:27]  I watched a lot of Vietnam movies.
[00:02:29]  I've seen a lot of World War II movies.
[00:02:32]  And I'm not saying I deserve the same kind of respect as someone who's actually been in the military.
[00:02:38]  But outside of that, within the community of people who have never been in the military and never risked their life for their country, I'm one of the bravest.
[00:02:47]  In the spectrum.
[00:02:48]  In the spectrum.
[00:02:50]  There's two categories.
[00:02:51]  There's veterans who deserve valor.
[00:02:54]  Stolen valor is not a thing, because I'm not lying.
[00:02:58]  And then in this group, non-veterans, within the non-veteran community, I'm the most veterany.
[00:03:05]  Right?
[00:03:06]  That's true.
[00:03:07]  We even have a statue of us.
[00:03:09]  I don't know why you're in the statue.
[00:03:11]  You're not a war movie vet.
[00:03:12]  I've seen...
[00:03:18]  Hi?
[00:03:19]  Yes.
[00:03:20]  I was in that statue.
[00:03:22]  I got a Mauve heart for that.
[00:03:24]  Yes.
[00:03:24]  I got a Burgundy heart.
[00:03:26]  I got a maroon heart for that.
[00:03:28]  I got a copper star.
[00:03:30]  And a copper cap.
[00:03:32]  I'm such a war movie vet that I've seen the original All Quiet on the Western Front from 1930.
[00:03:38]  It's a book.
[00:03:39]  I think it came out in like 28.
[00:03:42]  Imagine doing a war.
[00:03:44]  Remember the lad Bible thing where they have an old soldier, new soldier?
[00:03:47]  I was in that, you know, World War II.
[00:03:49]  Oh, yeah, and he's like, I was in Iraq, and we do that just sitting across from each other.
[00:03:53]  Two war movie vets?
[00:03:54]  Saving Private Ryan Stoned.
[00:03:56]  Oh, yeah.
[00:03:58]  I saw Apocalypse Now on Acid.
[00:04:00]  The weed we were smoking at our time had increased in THC.
[00:04:05]  Actually, that's a good point.
[00:04:07]  We were giggling when we were buying popcorn, and then, of course, I was traumatized by the opening scene on the beaches of Normandy.
[00:04:13]  But this was when it came out.
[00:04:15]  It was in theater.
[00:04:16]  So that's probably 95 or something.
[00:04:21]  That THC that I was doing back then is nothing compared to today.
[00:04:25]  You know, we're having all these problems with mass psychosis?
[00:04:29]  Pot is getting so good that it's bad.

=== Ninety-Five: The Samples Were Taken (00:25) ===

[00:04:33]  And young men, millennials, Zoomers are like going crazy and jumping off balconies and shit because they think the CIA is in the walls.
[00:04:42]  It's become LSD.
[00:04:45]  You are smoking acid.
[00:04:48]  That's interesting.
[00:04:48]  That's twenty fourteen.
[00:04:50]  Look it up a little bit.
[00:04:50]  I'm talking about the past year.
[00:04:52]  It's gotten really mental.
[00:04:54]  Let's see.
[00:04:54]  So in nineteen ninety five, the samples were taken.