Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E164 - A LIFE WITH MEANING
Aired: 2022-09-16
Duration: 01:26:01


=== Strange Bedfellows (15:20) ===

[00:01:02]  Sloppy Seconds.
[00:01:03]  I think they're from Detroit.
[00:01:04]  They're mocking kiss on that album cover, of course.
[00:01:10]  And the song was, I don't want to be a homosexual.
[00:01:12]  That was the good old days, the 80s hardcore days, where you could be totally rude and offensive.
[00:01:18]  Now, hardcore and punk are woke.
[00:01:21]  And coincidentally, it sucks now.
[00:01:26]  They have bands like, what are they called?
[00:01:28]  The Bad Cowboys or something.
[00:01:30]  Their album's full communism.
[00:01:33]  You know what these fucking commie teenagers do now?
[00:01:36]  They defend the gulags.
[00:01:39]  So they start with socialism and Marx, and they get into the Soviet Union and Stalinism, and they know that's their Achilles' heel, that communism failed in the Soviet Union.
[00:01:48]  So they go, actually, it was pretty good.
[00:01:51]  Really?
[00:01:53]  Didn't 8 million people starve in Holodomor?
[00:01:58]  Holodomor, however you pronounce that event?
[00:02:02]  Didn't Stalin kill tens of millions?
[00:02:04]  40 million people, I believe?
[00:02:06]  Yeah, a lot of them were ducks.
[00:02:08]  They say that.
[00:02:08]  They go, a lot of them were criminals, thieves, and then they throw in landlords.
[00:02:18]  Like, that's just as bad.
[00:02:19]  How dare you be a landlord?
[00:02:22]  They honestly think landlord is a crime.
[00:02:26]  Spoiled brats.
[00:02:28]  Go check it out.
[00:02:29]  Go to Venezuela.
[00:02:30]  Go experience socialism.
[00:02:32]  Hey, you know something I was just looking up?
[00:02:34]  Look up Models Fashion Runway where nothing but sex tape.
[00:02:40]  This is not your father's sex tape.
[00:02:44]  That'd be funny if my dad wore sex tape.
[00:02:47]  This is actual sticky tape.
[00:02:49]  This is not a video of Kim Kardashing blowing yet another black dude.
[00:02:52]  Now, the reason I bring that up is because the girl on the right with the bald dude, that body's a little too fit for my liking, right?
[00:03:01]  I'm not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.
[00:03:03]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:03:04]  Obviously, you know, these women are light years out of my league.
[00:03:08]  But if we can be critics of perfection, how about that one on the other side?
[00:03:13]  I haven't been laid in a very long time, by the way.
[00:03:15]  Zoom in on her.
[00:03:16]  I want to...
[00:03:23]  And I think that's the perfect woman's body.
[00:03:26]  So feminine.
[00:03:27]  Zoom out a bit.
[00:03:30]  The way her legs come down into her ankles.
[00:03:32]  Wide hips.
[00:03:34]  I mean, she's perfection.
[00:03:38]  The tape thing, who cares?
[00:03:39]  It's boring.
[00:03:40]  Looks like some sort of foreigner.
[00:03:42]  Probably some Egyptian rich kid.
[00:03:45]  His dad owns oil.
[00:03:50]  But can we see more pics of her?
[00:03:51]  Can I just simp out here?
[00:03:57]  No, I don't want that.
[00:03:58]  There's four pics.
[00:04:00]  Okay, go down.
[00:04:01]  Wouldn't it be cool if it had her name and then we could just totally chimp, simp out?
[00:04:05]  No.
[00:04:06]  Wait, wait.
[00:04:06]  Oh, fuck.
[00:04:08]  Alvarez.
[00:04:10]  Maybe you could reverse image search?
[00:04:11]  No, no, no, no.
[00:04:12]  Okay, go back.
[00:04:13]  Go down again?
[00:04:17]  The black girl.
[00:04:19]  Her tits suck, and they're literally being held up with tape, so they want to be much flatter.
[00:04:26]  This woke affirmative action shit.
[00:04:29]  There's such things as hot black chicks.
[00:04:32]  That woman is like a six.
[00:04:34]  And that's, I'm not even using...
[00:04:40]  That's not even a seven.
[00:04:47]  What if you look up Joel Alvera's sex tape?
[00:04:52]  Oh, we got one.
[00:04:53]  Okay, so now she has an Afro, so she's in.
[00:04:55]  She's also a 6.6 with terrible tits and no curves.
[00:05:03]  Shouldn't you be have an insane body if you're going to be modeling nude?
[00:05:13]  Those shoes look kind of lame, too.
[00:05:14]  What's the next one?
[00:05:16]  That's it.
[00:05:17]  Oh.
[00:05:19]  We got a kooky show for you today, folks.
[00:05:22]  Ryan is away at the Black Tape Project.
[00:05:29]  Sounds like he's curing cancer.
[00:05:32]  And why are you writing about something that much?
[00:05:36]  Yeah, we don't have Ryan here.
[00:05:39]  He's in Disneyland.
[00:05:40]  We've got our number one fan.
[00:05:42]  I want to be clear with this fan, too.
[00:05:44]  He doesn't represent the baby monsters per se, because it looks like we're mocking our subscribers, and it's rude to bite that hand that feeds you.
[00:05:52]  This is just one character who happens to be a big fan.
[00:05:57]  When the fag is away, the real man came out to play.
[00:06:03]  Okay.
[00:06:04]  So usually we start light.
[00:06:07]  We've got a lot of segments to cover today.
[00:06:09]  So I'm going to dive right into feminism.
[00:06:11]  That means you have to change the background after you play the interstitial.
[00:06:14]  The feminism intro is a little long, so I'm going to tell you to cut it and then just lay the music underneath if you can pull that off.
[00:06:20]  Gotcha.
[00:06:21]  Let me know when we're ready to set sail.
[00:06:23]  We're ready to set sail.
[00:06:25]  All right.
[00:06:25]  Setting sail.
[00:06:26]  Who here identifies as a feminist?
[00:06:28]  We are the storm, the very form of change.
[00:06:33]  That was a little soon, but okay.
[00:06:35]  The world has been awakening.
[00:06:37]  I was going to tell you what's up.
[00:06:39]  I'm telling you when to stop.
[00:06:41]  Okay.
[00:06:42]  Now?
[00:06:47]  Remember Moldilocks?
[00:06:48]  Look up Moldilocks.
[00:06:49]  She was a girl who went to, this is back when the alt-right was not non-toxic, abnormal.
[00:06:57]  And she went to a Trump rally to get some MAGA scalps.
[00:07:03]  And of course, MAGA scalps with Antifa mean MAGA hats.
[00:07:09]  What's this now?
[00:07:10]  Oh, the story of Moldilocks.
[00:07:12]  Oh, really?
[00:07:15]  You know what?
[00:07:17]  Her real face is so much more interesting.
[00:07:23]  That guy's pretty good at drawing, though.
[00:07:25]  Oh, is he?
[00:07:27]  Turn it up.
[00:07:27]  He he he he he he.
[00:07:35]  I want to take my Nazi stops!
[00:07:46]  Yeah, she went to Berkeley to get some mega scalps.
[00:07:50]  She ran into that guy, Django Unchained, whatever his name is, and he punched her in the face.
[00:08:05]  Kind of weird pacing with this, isn't it?
[00:08:12]  There he is.
[00:08:17]  I like this guy's drawings, but the pacing is bizarre here.
[00:08:21]  So chunky.
[00:08:25]  It's like it's B-roll for someone telling the story.
[00:08:28]  Anyway, the thing I find fascinating about her is I saw an interview with her.
[00:08:31]  I think it was on her parents' massive property.
[00:08:34]  She's middle class.
[00:08:35]  She's a very pretty, middle-class girl who used to look normal, had a great path ahead of her, a bright future, and she chose Marxism.
[00:08:44]  She chose Antifa.
[00:08:46]  And what happens when you choose people who want to destroy America?
[00:08:50]  They end up destroying you in the process.
[00:08:53]  It's like joining Al-Qaeda or something.
[00:08:55]  You're going to blow up while you're making a ball.
[00:08:58]  And she has a bucket of her own hair.
[00:09:02]  They turned her into a whore.
[00:09:06]  Literally.
[00:09:07]  So she used to do like an OnlyFans thing where she would model her incredibly hairy beef.
[00:09:13]  And now she's living in an RV and she's a prostitute.
[00:09:17]  This is what happens, ladies, when you embrace feminism, when you reject tradition.
[00:09:21]  They're not killing tradition to free you.
[00:09:25]  They're killing tradition to replace it with nothing until that's you.
[00:09:29]  Nice lighting, by the way, on that segment.
[00:09:32]  But I don't know.
[00:09:33]  Have you got her being punched?
[00:09:34]  We knew exactly what we were walking into.
[00:09:37]  Punch it!
[00:09:37]  Punch it!
[00:09:40]  You had no idea what we were walking into.
[00:09:42]  You picked a fight.
[00:09:44]  You said we're going to go smash.
[00:09:46]  There's the punch.
[00:09:46]  He pushed me over, and I was just stuck in this corner.
[00:09:50]  Nathan D'Amigo had a seen in the video too.
[00:09:54]  He like he follows me as I'm running away and punches me again, and that's where I fall over.
[00:10:00]  Let's see what happens.
[00:10:01]  You have the video of that?
[00:10:02]  Oh, that's shit.
[00:10:03]  And you're dead.
[00:10:06]  Holy shit.
[00:10:07]  You don't.
[00:10:08]  You're in the video.
[00:10:09]  I'm in the video.
[00:10:10]  Well, cut me out of this.
[00:10:13]  That's too many gabs.
[00:10:15]  There's never too many gabs.
[00:10:19]  Me again, and that's where I fall over.
[00:10:21]  Let's see what happens.
[00:10:22]  You have the video of that?
[00:10:23]  And you're dead.
[00:10:25]  Boom.
[00:10:26]  Jesus.
[00:10:28]  You don't see this on.
[00:10:30]  The video just contradicted what she said.
[00:10:32]  She said, I'm running away and he keeps punching me.
[00:10:36]  She picked a fight.
[00:10:37]  She went there to fight because she's dumb and she thinks women can beat up men because she's been brainwashed by feminism into thinking she's some sort of action hero.
[00:10:47]  She's coming at them.
[00:10:49]  And she announced before she was even there that she was going to go kick some mega ass.
[00:10:54]  These guys have got to learn what fucking lighting is.
[00:10:56]  Jesus, that's very frustrating to look at.
[00:11:00]  And he punched her once.
[00:11:02]  She fell down.
[00:11:03]  Oh, they got that.
[00:11:04]  Oh, they got that too.
[00:11:07]  In the video, they have this moment happening right now in the end of the video.
[00:11:15]  Turn it up.
[00:11:16]  Went in immediately and took what they could, which is like everything.
[00:11:22]  Look at her.
[00:11:22]  That's her on the left.
[00:11:24]  A beautiful woman.
[00:11:24]  I'm all over this video.
[00:11:26]  A disgusting porn star who does hairy fisting porn.
[00:11:30]  I don't know what the hell it's.
[00:11:31]  Her poor father.
[00:11:32]  Well, I assume he's not around.
[00:11:34]  My identity was discovered.
[00:11:37]  My real legal name was found.
[00:11:40]  My home address was found.
[00:11:42]  My home phone number, cell phone, like my family members.
[00:11:46]  You mean what Antifa does on a minutely basis?
[00:11:49]  And what Antifa did to me?
[00:11:51]  And Nathan Domingo?
[00:11:53]  His name, my extended family's name.
[00:11:55]  I'm still getting calls on my house phone.
[00:11:58]  We just unplug it.
[00:12:00]  My mom's work emails, my dad's work emails.
[00:12:06]  You picked a fight.
[00:12:09]  Our school emails, because he's a teacher.
[00:12:13]  And my grandmother's email and stuff.
[00:12:17]  My family's put at risk.
[00:12:19]  Not only me, but the people that I affiliate with were put in danger.
[00:12:23]  That woman is part of Antifa, which is a violence.
[00:12:26]  Can you effing believe this that someone goes to punch Nazis and can't believe she got punched?
[00:12:37]  It doesn't matter, how you feel about Nathan Domingo or anything.
[00:12:40]  Make those guys innocent patriots, make them Zegiling Nazis, whatever.
[00:12:45]  That's not relevant.
[00:12:46]  Make them bikers.
[00:12:47]  That's a better analogy.
[00:12:48]  Imagine I'm going to go kick some pagan ass.
[00:12:52]  Pagans, that's an analogy.
[00:12:53]  I'm not saying that.
[00:12:55]  I'm going to go take care of some Hell's Angels.
[00:12:58]  And then I'm like, Hell's Angels beat the shit Out of me.
[00:13:00]  They ran me over with their motorcycles.
[00:13:03]  They got my grandmother's email.
[00:13:05]  They call my grandma.
[00:13:09]  So you lost the fight, basically.
[00:13:12]  Keep going.
[00:13:12]  This is fun.
[00:13:13]  International terrorist organization, left-wing terrorist organization.
[00:13:17]  And so they were not showing that.
[00:13:19]  They were not showing that her Facebook statement saying that she was going to come to scalp 100 Nazis and stuff like that.
[00:13:27]  They didn't show that.
[00:13:28]  They didn't show the fact that she was swinging around the bottle at people.
[00:13:31]  I've said in previous interviews that I never had a bottle in my hand, but going through the footage and getting things shown to me, I realized that I don't remember half of what happened.
[00:13:47]  Oh, that's convenient.
[00:13:49]  Which half?
[00:13:51]  The half where you're bad?
[00:13:52]  The fast or weak.
[00:13:54]  Yeah.
[00:13:55]  If I need you to intervene, I'll ask you to, but this is my show, and I'm not really looking for a co-host.
[00:14:01]  You know, actually.
[00:14:02]  Engineer.
[00:14:03]  Your job's engineer.
[00:14:04]  Got it.
[00:14:05]  My bad.
[00:14:06]  Ryan used to have a camera pointing down at his shit.
[00:14:09]  Whatever happened to that?
[00:14:10]  Pointing down at what shit?
[00:14:11]  All his computer stuff.
[00:14:14]  Remember that angle?
[00:14:15]  It was called the Rad Zone?
[00:14:17]  Yeah.
[00:14:17]  I could see.
[00:14:18]  What happened with that?
[00:14:19]  Oh.
[00:14:21]  There was a GoPro involved?
[00:14:23]  Yeah.
[00:14:24]  And that's not happening anymore?
[00:14:26]  I could try.
[00:14:28]  I'll get back to the news.
[00:14:29]  Sorry.
[00:14:30]  Anyway, back to moldy.
[00:14:32]  What is this video?
[00:14:33]  Because it's anti-moldy.
[00:14:35]  Zoom out.
[00:14:38]  Hello?
[00:14:41]  Age of Rage.
[00:14:43]  Wasn't that the documentary on Netflix about calling everyone Nazis?
[00:14:50]  Alt-right.
[00:14:52]  Deleted scene.
[00:14:53]  Moldilocks.
[00:14:54]  Yeah, this movie's left-wing, and it talks about how dangerous me and Nathan and Nick Fuentes and all that is.
[00:15:00]  It's like an anti-alt-right movie.
[00:15:03]  So either they're really bad at their job, or this is a new edit?
[00:15:10]  This is so weird.
[00:15:12]  Does anyone watch this and think, well, man, Nazis suck?
[00:15:18]  Like, they just gave Nathan's side of the argument, and it's good.
[00:15:23]  And then they just showed her, admitting, in her own deceptive way, that she lied.
[00:15:29]  I didn't throw a bottle.
[00:15:30]  Well, we showed you a picture of a bottle.
[00:15:31]  And that's what I realized.
[00:15:32]  I'd been punched so hard I got amnesia.
[00:15:36]  How long is this?
[00:15:38]  Suffered a pretty bad.
[00:15:39]  Six minutes.
[00:15:40]  We're six minutes for five minutes in.
[00:15:41]  But I did have a bottle in my hand, and I remember when the smoke bomb went off and they started charging, I was like, oh, shit.
[00:15:48]  I don't want to leave this here for one of them to take to bash one of my friends' heads in.
[00:15:54]  Wait a minute, wait a minute.
[00:15:56]  She's telling two stories at once and they contradict each other.
[00:15:59]  I didn't have a bottle.
[00:16:00]  Well, here's a picture of you, the bottle.
[00:16:02]  I don't remember.
[00:16:03]  Oh, okay.
[00:16:04]  Wait, now I do remember.
[00:16:06]  It was to get it away from the bad guys.

=== Protecting Bottles (15:13) ===

[00:16:12]  I thought you said you couldn't remember.
[00:16:14]  You literally seconds ago said that you don't remember.
[00:16:19]  And now you have a whole story about protecting bottles.
[00:16:24]  Officer, I did have a gun pointed at you.
[00:16:27]  It's because I didn't want you to have too many guns.
[00:16:30]  I was handing it to you, pointing it this way.
[00:16:32]  Why'd you shoot?
[00:16:34]  God.
[00:16:37]  I'm so unarmed right now, and I'm terrified of these men.
[00:16:41]  So I'm going to take this just in case.
[00:16:44]  I've just been really humbled that a lot of people have had my support and come up to me today and just said thank you for fighting for our ability to come here and speak.
[00:16:54]  I never pressed charges or anything.
[00:16:57]  Berkeley police never contacted me.
[00:17:01]  His university campus never contacted me.
[00:17:05]  I've never contacted them.
[00:17:07]  It's just too much time and energy.
[00:17:10]  But I would have thought that something would have happened because I'm pretty sure he was on parole because he was in prison for five years.
[00:17:16]  His posse and group and whatnot would probably not take kindly to me putting their leader and recruiter in prison again.
[00:17:26]  So, yeah.
[00:17:28]  Maybe because you wouldn't have a case because we'd expose you for throwing bottles and picking a fight.
[00:17:33]  Did you see that picture of both of them covered in blood?
[00:17:36]  Her and her boyfriend?
[00:17:39]  See if you can dig that one up.
[00:17:42]  Ladies, again, let's separate politics from this.
[00:17:45]  You can make NT for the good guys and Nathan the bad guys.
[00:17:47]  That's not my point.
[00:17:48]  My point is a really tense political rally is a thing where men go.
[00:17:55]  If it's just like a conference or a talk or something like that, all genders, all people should go.
[00:18:00]  But if you know that some shit's going to go down, don't go.
[00:18:05]  Heather hire.
[00:18:06]  You're overweight.
[00:18:09]  As Tucker says, you should have the right to go anywhere.
[00:18:11]  But you know that this is basically a mass brawl.
[00:18:16]  So unless you're good at MMA, don't go.
[00:18:19]  She showed up there in flip-flops, ready to take on Nazis.
[00:18:23]  When we took on Nazis in the 40s, we were heavily armed.
[00:18:27]  We even had nuclear weapons, and there was no chicks.
[00:18:31]  No chicks around.
[00:18:36]  What's this say?
[00:18:37]  Never before seen footage.
[00:18:39]  Look at them.
[00:18:39]  That's Moldilocks and her boyfriend, who we just saw.
[00:18:43]  Never before seen footage of Antifa go ranting about her failed coffee wine shop.
[00:18:49]  This girl is fascinating because it shows what feminism, what Marxism, what Antifa can do to a life.
[00:18:54]  And it sucks.
[00:18:56]  Her politics are what got her punched in the face.
[00:18:59]  Her bullshit is what got her punched in the face.
[00:19:02]  She convinced herself that she can beat up men.
[00:19:05]  Women can't beat up men.
[00:19:07]  Sorry.
[00:19:09]  Your punches don't hurt.
[00:19:11]  And your face has like bird bones in it.
[00:19:16]  It just shatters.
[00:19:18]  That's why, as a society, we go so nuts when men beat women.
[00:19:23]  Because it's so easy.
[00:19:24]  They're so vulnerable.
[00:19:25]  They're basically kids.
[00:19:27]  But go back to that last one there, Ben?
[00:19:31]  This is the second time I've had a producer named Ben.
[00:19:34]  Bernard.
[00:19:36]  Bernard, sorry.
[00:19:40]  You don't brag about never-before-seen footage and then not show it.
[00:19:42]  You don't brag about never-before-seen footage.
[00:19:49]  Where is it?
[00:19:51]  Oh, maybe these?
[00:19:56]  It's a link.
[00:19:57]  It doesn't work.
[00:19:59]  Okay.
[00:20:00]  Oh, I hate this shit.
[00:20:01]  Video unavailable.
[00:20:03]  Go figure.
[00:20:04]  Well, this is available.
[00:20:05]  This is the whole reason I've been trying to get there.
[00:20:07]  What do you end up doing?
[00:20:08]  Like, women have their chastity.
[00:20:10]  It's a little gold current coin purse.
[00:20:14]  They're given it birth, and they said, here's a seed.
[00:20:17]  This is going to grow into a beautiful flower.
[00:20:19]  It's very, very valuable.
[00:20:20]  Okay?
[00:20:22]  If your life is over, you could always cash it in, but then you got nothing.
[00:20:26]  It's called your chastity.
[00:20:28]  And when women are totally fucked, they sell it.
[00:20:32]  And they shouldn't because you don't get it back.
[00:20:35]  OnlyFans is the end.
[00:20:36]  No one marries an OnlyFans.
[00:20:38]  And no one marries a whore.
[00:20:41]  You don't put a ring on a whore's hand.
[00:20:43]  In fact, it's an insult in every culture.
[00:20:45]  Puta.
[00:20:47]  But we've destroyed these women's self-worth.
[00:20:52]  And we're left with them selling the only thing they have left.
[00:20:56]  I mean, it's what third world people do.
[00:20:58]  It's what Eastern European slaves do.
[00:21:02]  It's the bottom.
[00:21:03]  You know, in the movie Taken, Liam Neeson loses his daughter to the bad guys, and they do the worst thing imaginable.
[00:21:11]  They make the girls who've been kidnapped into prostitutes.
[00:21:14]  That's an action movie where the dad has to save her because it's his worst nightmare.
[00:21:19]  I've got a certain set of skills.
[00:21:21]  And you know what he does to the guys that made his daughter into a prostitute?
[00:21:24]  He kills them all.
[00:21:25]  And you know why it's a popular movie?
[00:21:27]  Because all us dads are watching it going, you fucking, I would fucking kill all you fucking, oh, you bastards, fucking.
[00:21:39]  Anyway.
[00:21:42]  I want to see.
[00:21:43]  Oh no.
[00:21:43]  Go to 2-2.
[00:21:47]  God, you suck.
[00:21:48]  You're even worse than Ryan.
[00:21:52]  Okay, enter website.
[00:21:54]  Here we go.
[00:21:55]  Moldilocks.
[00:21:57]  Do you have a home repair fetish?
[00:22:00]  Do you have a contractor?
[00:22:02]  You want to fuck a contractor?
[00:22:04]  Well, this is it.
[00:22:05]  There's your details.
[00:22:06]  30 years old and childless.
[00:22:09]  She's a handywoman whore.
[00:22:13]  Look at all her pics.
[00:22:16]  Just like out there.
[00:22:22]  Is her dad alive?
[00:22:23]  Because if he's dead, he's spitting in his grave.
[00:22:25]  And if he's alive, way to go, dad.
[00:22:28]  Nice job.
[00:22:31]  She's a little too fit, too, just as a sidebar.
[00:22:35]  I'm not into six-packs.
[00:22:37]  She aged a lot.
[00:22:39]  Yeah.
[00:22:39]  Are we 1,000% positive that's her?
[00:22:44]  Dude, that might not be her.
[00:22:47]  Let's see.
[00:22:48]  Kind of looks like her.
[00:22:51]  What are you doing?
[00:22:52]  Trying to see the other video so we can compare and contrast.
[00:22:56]  Yeah.
[00:22:57]  I would just like to.
[00:23:01]  Now I'm doubting my news piece.
[00:23:04]  I don't know.
[00:23:04]  It kind of looks like here.
[00:23:05]  There's no tattoos.
[00:23:08]  So that's out.
[00:23:09]  Okay, the ears.
[00:23:10]  Look how weird the ears are.
[00:23:13]  Similar.
[00:23:14]  Well, that's a different ear.
[00:23:15]  That's a different ear.
[00:23:17]  The nose ring.
[00:23:18]  Okay, got that.
[00:23:19]  The nose.
[00:23:20]  See, nose rings really confuse one.
[00:23:24]  Is Age of Rage, is the whole movie beige like that?
[00:23:28]  The Age of Beige.
[00:23:30]  Okay, so let's put this newspiece forward like this.
[00:23:33]  It appears that she may now be a prostitute.
[00:23:36]  I have definitely seen porn, where she does like hairy porn, get a hairy vag.
[00:23:42]  But it appears, we'll have to double confirm this, that she has gone the whole way.
[00:23:47]  But my point here is really about how feminism and lying to women about who they are destroys lives.
[00:23:53]  And when they finally realize that having kids is awesome, it's too late.
[00:23:59]  And the good news is some of them are realizing it now.
[00:24:02]  Go to 2-3.
[00:24:08]  Family that always tells me.
[00:24:11]  I'm so sick of closed captions all the time.
[00:24:14]  Is that for people in bed who don't want to wake up their significant other?
[00:24:19]  I have friends and family that always tells me you're so lucky to be single and have no kids.
[00:24:25]  oh good this isn't cc but i got something to show you womp womp womp Sitting down facing the wall.
[00:24:49]  Sorry to say.
[00:24:51]  But a lucky one are you.
[00:24:53]  Turn it up.
[00:24:54]  Because you have somebody who's waiting for you at home.
[00:24:56]  Whether it's your husband or your kids.
[00:24:58]  Whether they drive you crazy.
[00:25:00]  Whether you feel like you don't got time for yourself.
[00:25:04]  Believe me.
[00:25:05]  The lucky one is you.
[00:25:08]  At least you could eat on the table full of people who loves you.
[00:25:14]  Not by yourself.
[00:25:17]  Living in an empty house.
[00:25:19]  Not having nobody to cater to.
[00:25:22]  So think twice before you tell somebody that's single that they live in a life.
[00:25:28]  Because you don't know how envy they are of you.
[00:25:35]  Wish you find that once you love someone to build a family and have kids with and who to come to.
[00:25:46]  And remember, it's better to be with people you love and be on the table with people you love than to be.
[00:25:56]  You know why no one loves you?
[00:25:57]  Because you don't know the word envious.
[00:26:01]  Why don't you spend tonight reading a book?
[00:26:03]  With no one to share it with.
[00:26:08]  Yeah, we got it.
[00:26:09]  She did not spend her primary years prioritizing relationships so she gets to age 40.
[00:26:14]  Black me.
[00:26:15]  Admit life, and there's a crisis because the rest of her life.
[00:26:21]  She does not have what everybody.
[00:26:22]  That guy died.
[00:26:23]  She does not have a primary Andrew Tate style.
[00:26:28]  These guys, these like ladies, feminism is bad for you, present their evidence, blow up, and then they either die or get canceled.
[00:26:35]  Out of nowhere, he was everywhere.
[00:26:38]  Millions of views on YouTube, and then poof, gone.
[00:26:41]  Is that fentanyl or something?
[00:26:44]  At least Andrew Tate's alive.
[00:26:46]  And I especially liked seeing this with people like Chelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman, who pushed the whole like, you don't need to get married.
[00:26:53]  It's gay.
[00:26:54]  It's lame.
[00:26:54]  It's boring.
[00:26:56]  I have, my work is my wife or my husband.
[00:26:58]  My work is my kids.
[00:27:00]  That's my craft.
[00:27:01]  Bill Maher is like that.
[00:27:02]  He goes, I'll spend like 40 hours on a monologue.
[00:27:04]  That's my child.
[00:27:06]  Dude, your monologues are mediocre and they're forgotten instantly.
[00:27:12]  Sorry, you're not the philosopher king.
[00:27:14]  You're an entertainer.
[00:27:15]  Hello, my baby.
[00:27:16]  You might as well be playing a little blues guitar.
[00:27:18]  It's that relevant.
[00:27:21]  No, it's more relevant than that.
[00:27:22]  I'm glad that Bill is red-pilling liberals.
[00:27:25]  I shouldn't totally trivialize his life, or mine gets trivialized.
[00:27:30]  But check out Sarah Silverman, who, by the way, has a sister in Israel who's got tons of kids drowning in love and affection.
[00:27:40]  So she sees that.
[00:27:41]  That's the thing about Chelsea, too.
[00:27:42]  She goes to these family reunions and she sees all her nieces and nephews growing up and becoming women and offering things to the world.
[00:27:51]  And you realize when you're childless, I'm not part of this.
[00:27:56]  I'm just sort of like space junk, you know, floating outside of the Earth.
[00:28:01]  I'm a broken satellite dish piece.
[00:28:05]  Floating.
[00:28:08]  And then it gets real bad when you die.
[00:28:10]  That's not her.
[00:28:12]  What?
[00:28:13]  Different chick.
[00:28:16]  Yep.
[00:28:17]  Huh.
[00:28:18]  Well, that's an interesting piece then, because my false information sent us down a whole path of kind of juicy gossip.
[00:28:26]  This is her.
[00:28:27]  Tiny little spitfire.
[00:28:28]  How do you know that she's not tiny little...
[00:28:37]  And she still looks, you know, the same with the bull ring in her nose.
[00:28:41]  That looks exactly like her, dude.
[00:28:42]  As opposed to this with the long weird face, you don't get a bigger weird nose.
[00:28:46]  Oh, so the chick you just showed, that's Moldilocks, right?
[00:28:51]  Yeah.
[00:28:52]  That does look like her.
[00:28:53]  That doesn't look like her.
[00:28:54]  Yes.
[00:28:55]  Yep, confirmed.
[00:28:56]  Not a prostitute.
[00:28:57]  I realized this weekend.
[00:28:58]  No, go back.
[00:29:01]  That my boobs are something like two sizes bigger since gaining a few pounds.
[00:29:06]  If someone sends me lingerie fonts.
[00:29:08]  So she's basically a prostitute.
[00:29:10]  Yeah.
[00:29:12]  She's one pube away from being a prostitute.
[00:29:18]  But let's do Sarah Silverman.
[00:29:21]  And Shapiro's trans now?
[00:29:25]  Just right away.
[00:29:26]  Just thinking, what's the point?
[00:29:27]  No, go back.
[00:29:28]  You've got to see the very beginning of this.
[00:29:32]  How do you do that?
[00:29:33]  You click off and click on?
[00:29:34]  Yep.
[00:29:36]  Click it on.
[00:29:37]  Ready and go.
[00:29:38]  But yeah, Saturday, I woke up just right away.
[00:29:41]  Just thinking, what's the point?
[00:29:43]  Nothing matters.
[00:29:44]  I just went through the motions.
[00:29:45]  I put on my, you know, I took a bath, I put on my tinted moisturizer, listened to old sets on my phone to kind of just prep and just do proactive things.
[00:29:53]  I sunk into depression because I felt like nothing matters, and it ended up being the same thing that snapped me out of it.
[00:29:58]  Right.
[00:29:58]  Nothing matters.
[00:29:59]  Just have fun.
[00:30:00]  That is the third saddest thing I've heard today.
[00:30:03]  It is such a common attitude on the left to think that nothing matters, to have no fulfillment, to have no joy.
[00:30:09]  And it's like, yeah, you guys don't want to get married.
[00:30:11]  You think the world is ending.
[00:30:12]  You have no children.
[00:30:13]  You think that there is an oppressive system killing you.
[00:30:16]  No wonder you are unfulfilled.
[00:30:17]  Forgive me in the comments and this is my mantra.
[00:30:19]  We are all doing things to keep busy until we die and it's okay and there's nothing to worry about.
[00:30:25]  And there's so much that is so incredible and fulfilling in this life.
[00:30:28]  And these people are missing all of it.
[00:30:30]  But yes, Saturday, I woke up.
[00:30:31]  No, there's so much more to that too.
[00:30:33]  Like with atheism, it's just random that we're here.
[00:30:37]  We don't matter.
[00:30:38]  We could die.
[00:30:39]  We're just sand.
[00:30:40]  Sand in the hourglass.
[00:30:42]  I met a guy in Paris who was like, I'm not just agnostic.
[00:30:49]  I am positive there's no God.
[00:30:51]  Fuck him.
[00:30:52]  Wow.
[00:30:54]  So you take that out.
[00:30:56]  And then there's all this anti-Western shit, right?
[00:30:58]  Where we're evil, we were colonizers, we were terrible.
[00:31:02]  So now you look at all the beauty we've created that God enabled us to create.

=== Dumped And Envious (03:46) ===

[00:31:07]  All these fantastic sculptures and music and art and literature.
[00:31:12]  That's all garbage now.
[00:31:13]  So now you can't enjoy the fruits of our labor.
[00:31:17]  That's all shit.
[00:31:18]  So yeah.
[00:31:19]  You keep shitting in your own mouth, you're going to get sick.
[00:31:27]  I told you.
[00:31:29]  I told Sarah.
[00:31:31]  I used to know her.
[00:31:32]  I said, Jimmy, fucked up.
[00:31:34]  He should have married you.
[00:31:35]  You still could have squeezed some out.
[00:31:38]  And she goes, what are you talking about?
[00:31:39]  I'm the happiest I've ever been.
[00:31:41]  No, you're not.
[00:31:43]  I just heard you ranting in an almost suicidal tone.
[00:31:46]  And I think, too, they're constantly putting all their, like, they go, I don't need a man, because women are agreeable, right?
[00:31:53]  Chelsea does this all the time.
[00:31:54]  I don't need a man.
[00:31:54]  I don't need a man.
[00:31:55]  Then they get Joe Coy and they go, I do need a man.
[00:31:59]  I love it.
[00:31:59]  I love it.
[00:32:00]  And they realize they were lying to themselves all these years, pretending that it was good.
[00:32:06]  But it's worth it because now I have Joe Coy.
[00:32:08]  Joe Coy and these other guys, they're used to just blowing through bitches and just dumping them when they get bored.
[00:32:16]  And that's what they do.
[00:32:17]  Men are like that.
[00:32:19]  We see that with the gays.
[00:32:20]  And when you have no kids, why bother?
[00:32:23]  I know a guy who is fiancé's pregnant and she said, I want to have the wedding After I have the baby, and I go, That's fine for the ceremony, dude.
[00:32:35]  But you got to get the paperwork.
[00:32:37]  She needs your last name.
[00:32:39]  You have to register this because it's very hard to dump a husband.
[00:32:43]  It's very easy to dump a boyfriend.
[00:32:46]  She dumps you, she gets a new boyfriend, the kid starts calling that guy dad.
[00:32:51]  You just lost a child.
[00:32:58]  So without marriage, without kids, without last names, they just go, ah, I want to fuck kind of a more of a Latina.
[00:33:09]  Chelsea's too white.
[00:33:10]  I'm going to go with a Latina for a while.
[00:33:11]  And then you're like, man, these are dumb.
[00:33:13]  They don't know the word envious.
[00:33:15]  They say you don't know how much he envy, he have envy of you.
[00:33:20]  How much he envy of you.
[00:33:23]  And you go to another one.
[00:33:25]  And then these women are really fucked because I convinced myself that my life was awesome.
[00:33:32]  I don't need men.
[00:33:33]  I got a man.
[00:33:34]  I realized that that whole life was a lie.
[00:33:37]  The man dumps me.
[00:33:39]  Now everything's a lie.
[00:33:40]  And that's when you wake up on a Saturday and go, what's the point?
[00:33:45]  This is why I was so pissed off at Bill Schultz.
[00:33:47]  He said, Gavin always tells people to get married and have kids because he got famous recently.
[00:33:52]  That's not true.
[00:33:53]  And he realized he can't have all this pussy.
[00:33:56]  What?
[00:33:57]  I fucked one billion women.
[00:34:00]  And now he wants no one else to get pussy.
[00:34:03]  And it's like, first of all, you're trivializing my marriage, saying I hate it and shitting on my wife and my kids.
[00:34:09]  And secondly, you're assuming that my motive, which is increased joy, maximum happiness, as little regret as possible, my motive is the opposite of that.
[00:34:21]  It's just vindictive.
[00:34:23]  Yeah, I don't want you guys partying.
[00:34:27]  No.
[00:34:28]  I partied too much.
[00:34:30]  I wish I had settled down earlier, and I want you to make the same mistake.
[00:34:34]  And believe me, the inbox is chock-a-block with people saying, dude, I got a kid.

=== Deep Dive Into Racism (07:58) ===

[00:34:40]  He's the cutest in the world.
[00:34:41]  Thanks.
[00:34:42]  Thanks for telling me to grow a pair.
[00:34:45]  All right, guys.
[00:34:46]  I have been avoiding racism as a subject for a while because it feels racist.
[00:34:53]  And I think racism and anti-Semitism and sexism, any kind of ism is a rut.
[00:34:59]  But everyone else is talking about it and they're lying about it and they're saying we're the bad guys and black people are angels.
[00:35:05]  So every once in a while we have to do a little reboot and discuss some uncomfortable things.
[00:35:12]  So without further poo-poo, let's dive in, deep dive into some racism.
[00:35:20]  I'm a black female.
[00:35:22]  What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?
[00:35:26]  Black woman?
[00:35:28]  This is really inconvenient.
[00:35:29]  That's crazy!
[00:35:30]  I have a dream.
[00:35:33]  Oh, Black Betty, bam, bam.
[00:35:36]  Whoa, Black Betty, bam, bam.
[00:35:38]  Black Betty had a child.
[00:35:39]  Bam, bam.
[00:35:40]  What?
[00:35:40]  things Oh, this was funny.
[00:35:45]  3-6.
[00:35:46]  This happens a lot, and I've got them all documented here.
[00:35:51]  It's liberal math is what it is.
[00:35:53]  And it's the death of education.
[00:35:55]  While these teachers are telling our kids what BLM is and how important it is to protest and how you should throw a brick at Starbucks, they're not teaching math.
[00:36:06]  And we end up with this.
[00:36:07]  The diamond is worth 400 million.
[00:36:09]  South Africa has 60 million people in it.
[00:36:15]  Which means we can give everyone $1 million and we should still have about $340 million left.
[00:36:21]  Because if you give 60 million people $1 million, that's $60 million.
[00:36:29]  Does that math check out with you, Ryan?
[00:36:32]  I don't know what Ryan.
[00:36:33]  I would have to say about that.
[00:36:34]  Probably something retarded.
[00:36:36]  No, if you were to give a million dollars to 60 people, that would work.
[00:36:41]  But not...
[00:36:47]  Well, yeah, and just change it to oranges.
[00:36:49]  The diamond is worth 400 oranges.
[00:36:52]  South Africa has 60 oranges, which means you can give everyone one orange.
[00:36:58]  Wait a minute, that doesn't work.
[00:37:00]  Now I'm confusing myself.
[00:37:02]  400 million.
[00:37:05]  60 million.
[00:37:06]  400 oranges.
[00:37:07]  So it has 60 oranges, which means we can give...
[00:37:12]  Yeah, you can only...
[00:37:14]  400 oranges, and South Africa has 60 oranges, which means we can give everyone one orange.
[00:37:23]  I've totally confused myself.
[00:37:29]  South Africa has 60 million people.
[00:37:31]  You give 60 million people.
[00:37:32]  Yeah, you can give 60 million people $1.
[00:37:37]  You'd have 340 million up.
[00:37:38]  I think if you divided up 400 million by 60 million, I think you'd be able to give people like $6 or $7.
[00:37:46]  Anyway, I checked this woman.
[00:37:48]  She's a South African healer.
[00:37:50]  She writes books on self-healing.
[00:37:53]  And that tweet is still up.
[00:37:56]  I just made that the link in case she took it down.
[00:37:58]  But imagine doing that, getting ratioed, and just leaving it there.
[00:38:02]  And of course, this takes us back to 3-7.
[00:38:06]  And this is actually a good example.
[00:38:08]  Remember Maya King or something?
[00:38:11]  She was a writer at the New York Times.
[00:38:13]  And she was on with the dude who doesn't mind his daughter's ass being eaten on TV.
[00:38:20]  Right?
[00:38:21]  Yep.
[00:38:24]  Who wants to spend a billion bucks beating this guy?
[00:38:28]  He could do it.
[00:38:29]  Absolutely.
[00:38:31]  Somebody tweeted recently that actually with the money he spent, he could have given every American a million dollars.
[00:38:36]  Got it.
[00:38:37]  Let's put it up on the screen.
[00:38:39]  When I read it tonight on social media, it kind of all became clear.
[00:38:44]  Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads.
[00:38:46]  U.S. population, $327 million.
[00:38:49]  Don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math.
[00:38:51]  He could have given $1 million and have had lunch money left over.
[00:38:57]  It's an incredible way of putting it.
[00:38:59]  It's an incredible way of putting it.
[00:39:00]  You know what this is proof of?
[00:39:02]  Liberals think a million is a billion.
[00:39:04]  And I think they also think a trillion is a billion.
[00:39:08]  Because when they talk about the deficit, they don't seem to think it's a big deal.
[00:39:11]  And they say, can't some of these billionaires just pay off the deficit?
[00:39:14]  No.
[00:39:16]  All of the billionaires in America could maybe take 10% off of our, what are we at now, $20 trillion?
[00:39:24]  They don't know math.
[00:39:26]  He spent $500 million on ads.
[00:39:28]  He could give 327 million people $1.
[00:39:33]  It's the exact same mistake.
[00:39:35]  And the spooky thing about this is, and I'm glad we pulled in, what's his name again, that guy?
[00:39:39]  Brian Ritter?
[00:39:41]  Brian Williams?
[00:39:42]  Yeah, he was the one.
[00:39:43]  His daughter was in that HBO show, Girls.
[00:39:46]  And they said, how did you feel about that scene?
[00:39:49]  And he goes, oh, whatever.
[00:39:50]  I thought she's a great actress.
[00:39:52]  No, dude, you don't want to see your daughter getting eaten out on TV.
[00:39:56]  You're a liar.
[00:39:57]  And we know you're a liar because you said bodies were floating down the river in New Orleans in the French Quarter, and the French Quarter was not flooded that bad.
[00:40:09]  But this Brian Williams, yeah, the spooky thing about what we just saw, right, was that dumb black woman brought it up.
[00:40:18]  He sees it and goes, yep, amazing.
[00:40:21]  The staff at NBC, the graphics guy who put it there, how many people were involved in that?
[00:40:26]  I'm going to say 14.
[00:40:28]  14 people saw that and went, yep, it's going up.
[00:40:38]  Oh, yeah, the other thing about the Queen's crown is it wasn't South Africa then.
[00:40:47]  It was like abandoned land.
[00:40:51]  So who owns it?
[00:40:53]  Do you want to see what South Africa looked like in 1940?
[00:40:55]  Do you think there was African people mining diamonds and then someone stole it?
[00:40:59]  Sorry.
[00:41:01]  And does that mean that all mining that happened in the world has to go back to the original country it's in?
[00:41:07]  That's not how it worked, especially if you're too stupid to get it out yourself.
[00:41:11]  Which is why we need to get in a time machine and not tell the Middle East that we're getting oil out there, pay them $100 a month.
[00:41:19]  No, make them pay us $100 a month to clean their water supply and get that gross black stuff out of it.
[00:41:27]  Now here's a professor doing the same, and I can't tell if he's joking or not.
[00:41:34]  37B.
[00:41:36]  Musk spent $44 billion.
[00:41:38]  world's population is 8 billion.
[00:41:39]  He could have given each person 5 billion and still...
[00:41:45]  Yes, that's a joke.
[00:41:46]  I feel like a check for $5 billion would be life-changing for most people.
[00:41:51]  Yeah, that's a joke.
[00:41:54]  No one got that he was being sarcastic.
[00:41:58]  I graduated with a PhD in economics, a minor in mathematics, John Hopkins.
[00:42:00]  Where did you learn to count to four?
[00:42:06]  Anyway.
[00:42:07]  Now I'm doubting that he was kidding.
[00:42:09]  I don't know if he was kidding.
[00:42:12]  You know, Crip Daddy, my trolling days have come to an end.
[00:42:17]  There we go.
[00:42:19]  Crip Daddy put out a quote recently, if you can see his Twitter, about the Little Mermaid.

=== Affirmative Action Backlash (09:19) ===

[00:42:25]  People are upset that they've blackified even her.
[00:42:29]  And he put out a tweet pretending that these certain terms were being used.
[00:42:33]  I can send it to you if you can't find it.
[00:42:34]  Yeah.
[00:42:36]  This is so messed up.
[00:42:37]  List of slurs the alt-right are using because of the little mermaid being black.
[00:42:41]  I can't believe he didn't include mommy tea, mammy tea, coon tuna, fried chicken of the sea, fishbowl slave, house slave, police battered fish stick, and Jamai mackerel, pick a swimmy, seaporch monkey, jigaboo jellyfish.
[00:42:59]  And his Twitter feed is full of people going, no one's using those.
[00:43:03]  I haven't heard people say them.
[00:43:06]  Go, go, show it.
[00:43:08]  Go it, do it.
[00:43:12]  These are made up.
[00:43:13]  You're really just going to write off racism when it's right in front of you?
[00:43:17]  It's trying too hard.
[00:43:18]  None of these terms have been brought up when I've made fun of the new mermaid movie.
[00:43:21]  Says who?
[00:43:22]  You, the gatekeeper of everything racist?
[00:43:24]  I wish I was that cool.
[00:43:27]  I don't know if these are real.
[00:43:29]  Chippa enjoyed you.
[00:43:31]  Well, congrats on not being racist.
[00:43:35]  I've never seen anyone use these terms.
[00:43:36]  Okay.
[00:43:37]  I've never seen China.
[00:43:38]  That doesn't mean it ain't real.
[00:43:39]  Anyway.
[00:43:42]  Also an affirmative action.
[00:43:44]  It's hard to separate racism as far as this show goes with affirmative action.
[00:43:48]  We could just call it affirmative action.
[00:43:50]  Or black failure, white guilt.
[00:43:54]  I thought this was funny.
[00:43:56]  This woman, Jumi Bellows' debut novel was dropped for plagiarism.
[00:44:03]  New details show its serial.
[00:44:05]  You know what's incredibly ironic about this?
[00:44:07]  The New York Times is writing about it because she's a black woman.
[00:44:11]  And they're fascinated by everything black.
[00:44:14]  So she was chosen to win this book prize because she's black.
[00:44:23]  And she was not qualified.
[00:44:25]  So she faked the book.
[00:44:27]  And they said, fine, that's great.
[00:44:30]  And then they give her the award.
[00:44:31]  Then they look into it and go, oh, shit.
[00:44:33]  And then the New York Times cares and gets all over it because she's black.
[00:44:38]  And then, get this.
[00:44:39]  She apologized.
[00:44:40]  Well, maybe I have the quote here.
[00:44:46]  This girl plagiarized at the Iowa Writers Workshop, plagiarized her novel, then plagiarized her apology letter.
[00:44:52]  Oh yeah, this is, my buddy sent me this.
[00:44:56]  They yanked her 225K advance, and black writers now claim publishing is racist and not safe for black people because you get your money revoked.
[00:45:06]  Yeah.
[00:45:07]  So this is bizarre.
[00:45:08]  This is the mentality.
[00:45:09]  We have to plagiarize.
[00:45:11]  It's just what we do.
[00:45:12]  And it's not safe for us plagiarizers in publishing.
[00:45:16]  That's like saying, I stab people, that's what I do.
[00:45:20]  And it's not safe for me to walk down the streets because I'm going to get arrested when I do my stabbings.
[00:45:27]  You got your money taken away because You cheated.
[00:45:32]  I'm not going to give you money for someone else's book.
[00:45:36]  They already got paid for that.
[00:45:38]  You're doing the same thing.
[00:45:40]  They have a distribution deal with their content.
[00:45:42]  You can't have their content.
[00:45:46]  And the fact that she plagiarized her apology letter is just and this is kind of similar.
[00:45:57]  Blacks in Oregon go to jump to 4-0 are allowed to steal bikes now.
[00:46:05]  You see, stealing bikes is something that we do as African American.
[00:46:11]  So don't prosecute it or you're making the streets unsafe.
[00:46:16]  San Francisco Bicycle Coalition says not to call police about stolen bikes because it hurts black and brown people.
[00:46:22]  You see, so you don't have to stop plagiarizing or stealing bikes.
[00:46:25]  We just have to stop policing it.
[00:46:28]  That's the solution.
[00:46:31]  It's just like that mayor who said we need to give them room to riot.
[00:46:35]  Remember that one?
[00:46:38]  And blacks and brown people in Oregon, this is another same state, were having trouble graduating.
[00:46:44]  Their reading, writing, and arithmetic was bad.
[00:46:46]  You know why?
[00:46:47]  Because they didn't try.
[00:46:49]  They didn't read books.
[00:46:51]  They didn't show up to class.
[00:46:53]  You can't progress, you can't progress academically if you don't do the work.
[00:47:00]  So the solution, just like with the bikes, no more standards.
[00:47:05]  Oregon governor signs law allowing students to graduate without proving they can write or do math.
[00:47:12]  It gives us an opportunity to review our graduation requirements and make sure our assessments can truly assess all students' learning.
[00:47:19]  The bill, which suspends proficiency requirements for students for three years, has attracted controversy for at least temporarily suspending academic standards.
[00:47:27]  Amid the COVID-19 pandemic, backers argued the existing proficiency levels for math reading presented an unfair challenge for students who do not test well.
[00:47:38]  And here's the moment you've all been waiting for.
[00:47:40]  Boyle said the new standards for graduation would aid Oregon's black, Latino, Latinx, Indigenous, Asian.
[00:47:48]  Yeah, I don't think Asian should be in that list.
[00:47:52]  Pacific Islander, tribal, and students of color.
[00:47:57]  You have no Pacific Islanders in Oregon.
[00:48:01]  Latinx, Latino, what?
[00:48:03]  You can't have both of those words.
[00:48:05]  You mean black people and a couple of Mexicans.
[00:48:09]  Indigenous.
[00:48:12]  So that's the solution, folks.
[00:48:13]  And they do this all the time.
[00:48:14]  This is nothing new.
[00:48:15]  I remember the fire department, they said that black people were having trouble with the written part of the tests.
[00:48:20]  So they just stopped doing them.
[00:48:23]  They also noticed black people didn't like the smoke room.
[00:48:25]  You've got to go through this long chamber of smoke, and you come out coughing your guts out.
[00:48:29]  It's fucking brutal.
[00:48:31]  Black people hate it, so they said, okay, black people don't have to do it anymore.
[00:48:34]  Remember that story I told you about the FDNY?
[00:48:37]  These black guys failed the test.
[00:48:41]  They sued the FDNY for 10 years for racism because they couldn't pass the test.
[00:48:46]  They won.
[00:48:48]  And then the FDNY retroactively paid them back all those 10 years because they should have been firemen those 10 years and then hired them.
[00:48:56]  So they show up at the firehouse making like whatever a fireman would make after 10 years, probably like 100 grand.
[00:49:05]  And they're sitting next to guys who have lost friends, who have almost died, who have been doing this job for 10 years.
[00:49:10]  They both have earned the same amount of cash.
[00:49:12]  But these guys got it in a lump sum.
[00:49:15]  Come on now, dog.
[00:49:18]  Come on, man.
[00:49:20]  I heard they did this in South Africa with the GED high school things.
[00:49:24]  You know that when you go to high school after high school, adult high school?
[00:49:28]  They just lowered the standards down to zero.
[00:49:30]  So you get a GED for nothing.
[00:49:36]  But that means nothing.
[00:49:37]  Now your GED is meaningless.
[00:49:40]  This is what happens when you abandon meritocracy.
[00:49:42]  Everything becomes meaningless.
[00:49:47]  That's what we have to avoid.
[00:49:51]  Meaning.
[00:49:52]  In the meaning.
[00:49:57]  And this one is eating the poop all over the place.
[00:50:00]  Okay, this is why we're covering this subject.
[00:50:02]  Go to 4.3.
[00:50:03]  So this corrupt politician...
[00:50:09]  No.
[00:50:10]  She's corrupt because she is a product of affirmative action.
[00:50:15]  She's not there for any other reason but her race.
[00:50:18]  And so you're not going to get qualified people.
[00:50:20]  If you only hired people with long hair, you wouldn't have the same quality as if, I mean, as if you hired people who were the most qualified.
[00:50:31]  This is not a black thing.
[00:50:33]  They made it a black thing.
[00:50:34]  This is an affirmative action thing.
[00:50:36]  Breaking Report, New Orleans, Democrat Mayor, Latoya Cantrell, says flying economy is unsafe for black women.
[00:50:42]  And she refuses to pay $30,000 of taxpayer cash.
[00:50:45]  She splurged on luxury flights to Europe.
[00:50:49]  Well, she had to check in.
[00:50:50]  The Louisiana purchase hadn't quite gone through.
[00:50:53]  So she had to check in on the French to make sure that the deal was being passed.
[00:50:57]  Let's have a look at her.
[00:50:58]  Oh, no, that's the look up Latoya Cantrell.
[00:51:01]  I want to see what she looks like.
[00:51:04]  There she is.
[00:51:05]  Whether or not New Orleans Mayor Pussy applied to elected officials she charged this year to upgrade her city air travel to business in first class.
[00:51:19]  All expenses incurred doing business on behalf of the city of New Orleans will not be reimbursed to the city of New Orleans.

=== Sonny's Back Punching Controversy (05:08) ===

[00:51:28]  One thing is clear.
[00:51:29]  I do my job, and I will continue to do it with distinction, with dignity, and integrity every step of the way.
[00:51:37]  So that's what I have to say on that news.
[00:51:39]  The city's travel pitches.
[00:51:41]  I love going there.
[00:51:42]  I love the culture and the day drinking and all that, but living there.
[00:51:46]  I have a buddy that lives there.
[00:51:47]  He just goes out of his house every few days with his pit bulls and just looks around just to make sure everyone remembers.
[00:51:55]  Oh, sorry.
[00:51:56]  With a gun, holding a gun.
[00:51:58]  Just comes out with his pit bulls.
[00:51:59]  They see his pit bulls when he walks them, obviously, but just stands around the gun.
[00:52:03]  Just a reminder: I'm the guy who's heavily armed in this house.
[00:52:07]  Don't try anything.
[00:52:10]  So maybe she's right, though, that it is unsafe for black people to ride coach.
[00:52:17]  Look at 4-2.
[00:52:21]  I think it's unsafe for everyone to ride coach at this point.
[00:52:26]  I can't even make out what this guy is doing.
[00:52:30]  Do you know what the number 4-2 means, Bernard?
[00:52:33]  *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh*
[00:52:42]  Oh, it's a tray table.
[00:52:43]  It's gone.
[00:52:44]  Is he barefoot destroying the tray table?
[00:52:46]  Oh!
[00:52:47]  Come on!
[00:52:48]  Shit!
[00:52:49]  You mad at Harley, I'll get the one out there!
[00:52:51]  We got to bring back punching.
[00:52:54]  That's my problem with these to catch a predator things.
[00:52:57]  It's just like this is someone who deserves a punch in the face.
[00:53:00]  Why are we talking so much?
[00:53:01]  You tried to fuck a 12-year-old.
[00:53:03]  It's time to get your ass kicked.
[00:53:04]  Sorry.
[00:53:05]  I just want to talk to you.
[00:53:06]  And they're so nice to them.
[00:53:08]  They're like, hey man, look, we're not going to hurt you.
[00:53:09]  Just got some questions here.
[00:53:12]  We have in the chat here, you talking about doing stuff that's NSFW with a 12-year-old.
[00:53:16]  And he's like, yeah, well, I wasn't going to do that.
[00:53:19]  I was scared.
[00:53:21]  Yeah, well, we're not going to hurt you.
[00:53:22]  We just want to talk to you.
[00:53:23]  It's like, what?
[00:53:25]  Why?
[00:53:26]  If you're going to punch anyone in the face, shouldn't it be a fucking pedophile?
[00:53:30]  What's with all the kid gloves?
[00:53:36]  Here they are destroying the baggage claim after they got out of the plane.
[00:53:47]  Maybe I should have said what I'm saying, can we bring back punching in the face?
[00:53:50]  Can we redistribute punches in the face?
[00:53:53]  There seems to be one group who has no hesitation punching the shit out of anyone.
[00:54:01]  Those guys need to punch less.
[00:54:02]  Other people need to punch more.
[00:54:04]  So this went viral, as you know.
[00:54:07]  Right?
[00:54:09]  But Sonny from Reitbart, who I was once good pals with.
[00:54:17]  I haven't talked to her in a long time.
[00:54:18]  But she's a real black conservative.
[00:54:21]  Not like a Ben Carson, but she's got the accent.
[00:54:25]  And she has chitlins and grits and stuff.
[00:54:28]  And look at that.
[00:54:33]  So she says, well, you're not seeing the whole story.
[00:54:37]  Right?
[00:54:41]  And so she puts out the whole story.
[00:54:44]  And it's not much better than what we just saw.
[00:54:48]  41B.
[00:54:52]  Sonny Johnson.
[00:54:53]  So here's the entire video.
[00:54:55]  The first part was cut out.
[00:54:57]  Okay, so what are you going to see that justifies a mob of 15 women beating the shit out of one girl?
[00:55:05]  Turn it up.
[00:55:06]  Go get some more hair, bitch.
[00:55:07]  *Mario plays*
[00:55:32]  Okay, wait, stop.
[00:55:35]  So I think Sonny's angle is that the white woman threw the first punch.
[00:55:40]  The woman was coming at that guy.
[00:55:43]  Isn't that justified?
[00:55:46]  I mean, I could go either way, really.
[00:55:49]  But when do you punch someone when they're coming at you?
[00:55:52]  Do you wait until they're right in your face?
[00:55:57]  I don't know how a court would handle that.
[00:55:59]  But I think it's pretty reasonable when some...
[00:56:10]  And then it should be over.
[00:56:13]  Not let's get all 20 people involved.
[00:56:16]  So I don't think you can defend this, sonny.
[00:56:18]  There could have been spit, too.

=== Why We Were Green (03:50) ===

[00:56:20]  You don't know.
[00:56:21]  Yep.
[00:56:26]  Still there.
[00:56:27]  like a lamprey on a shark.
[00:56:34]  All right, final thing.
[00:56:35]  I'm starting to feel bad about all this negative publicity.
[00:56:41]  Trend on black Twitter, we was hulks.
[00:56:45]  Apparently, a group of African-American youngsters are under the impression that because they saw some green in some old Egyptian drawings, by the way, the Egyptians, not black, Arab, they look like Sicilians.
[00:57:02]  Slightly curly hair.
[00:57:03]  But because they see some pictures of Egyptians that were green, they think this is what color they are.
[00:57:10]  They were green before the sun turned us copper.
[00:57:15]  Wait, when was there ever not sun?
[00:57:19]  Oh boy, how great it feels to be our original color.
[00:57:22]  You know, before they put out the false sun that, oh, so there was a normal sun, and then someone switched the suns.
[00:57:29]  There is proof.
[00:57:32]  A, those guys were not black.
[00:57:35]  B, those guys were not green.
[00:57:38]  Cats were green, too.
[00:57:39]  Yep.
[00:57:42]  We was hoaxed.
[00:57:43]  Look at the next one.
[00:57:44]  Here's another guy doing it.
[00:57:47]  Fun fact, it's crazy.
[00:57:48]  Everybody's falling in love with this filter whole time.
[00:57:51]  This was our original color in ancient times, green and blue, before we started breathing in all these other chemicals in the air.
[00:57:57]  But chemicals are like post-industrial revolution, right?
[00:58:02]  What chemicals were around when you were green?
[00:58:08]  I mean, you act like the Hulk when you get mad.
[00:58:11]  Yeah.
[00:58:13]  But go down that thread because there's more people talking about it and explaining it.
[00:58:17]  Wow.
[00:58:20]  That would be a good book, a book of the most ridiculous theories in the world.
[00:58:25]  Flat Earth, didn't land on the moon, no dinosaurs, all the things Ryan believes.
[00:58:31]  I'm glad he's not here.
[00:58:33]  Like everybody else in the comments talking about their babies have green birthmarks.
[00:58:37]  Our true color is green.
[00:58:39]  Melanin is like chlorophyll to the human body.
[00:58:41]  Got our original way of life and our divine connection, and nature used 100% of our intelligence.
[00:58:45]  When magnesium was plentiful on our planet, our skin was greenish black.
[00:58:50]  It was placed with iron.
[00:58:51]  And I'm going to get into that.
[00:58:52]  Yeah, I know chemtrails, all these other things that are dumped into the sky, right?
[00:58:56]  And it tells you your body is made up of 75% water.
[00:58:59]  And with water and everything else, all those artificial metals, we illuminate brown.
[00:59:04]  Green was associated with the vegetation.
[00:59:08]  We were blue.
[00:59:08]  It's the color scheme.
[00:59:09]  Green and turquoise, the blue.
[00:59:11]  Tell us about the chemtrails, right?
[00:59:13]  Keep this.
[00:59:13]  But the chemtrails are brand new.
[00:59:15]  I mean, how long have we had planes for?
[00:59:19]  18.
[00:59:21]  When was the first flight?
[00:59:25]  1903.
[00:59:28]  You were black before 1903.
[00:59:31]  Hydrogen, not oxygen.
[00:59:32]  Why?
[00:59:32]  That's because hydrogen is the lightest of all molecules and escapes to space easily.
[00:59:36]  As being multi-dimensional beings, I rest my case.
[00:59:39]  Peace.
[00:59:40]  Peace.
[00:59:42]  I agree with you on that one.
[00:59:43]  I want peace.
[00:59:46]  Anyway, that's a fun trend that won't go anywhere.
[00:59:49]  This isn't.
[00:59:50]  To follow up on the yesterdays?
[00:59:54]  Here's another beating.

=== Mary Lou's Taxi Mystery (15:19) ===

[01:00:00]  Yeah, I don't want to watch that.
[01:00:02]  It's very bad.
[01:00:03]  He probably didn't want that to happen, so.
[01:00:06]  I hate people being hit when they're down.
[01:00:09]  These are just the ones that are caught on tape, too.
[01:00:11]  So devoid of any kind of honor.
[01:00:16]  Yeah, that was my falling out with Ari the Rugged Man.
[01:00:18]  I don't know if he talks to me anymore, but I shouldn't say a falling out.
[01:00:21]  My last discussion with him was that Egyptian thing.
[01:00:28]  I go, Egyptians weren't black.
[01:00:30]  And he did this fucking annoying thing where he sent me pictures of coffins, you know, the Tutankhamun, with blacks on them.
[01:00:39]  And he goes, LOL, and that's the crying emoji.
[01:00:42]  Like, I'm so stupid that your point just makes me laugh.
[01:00:47]  You can't have a discussion with someone when they do the LOL crying thing.
[01:00:51]  It's a really irritating thing.
[01:00:52]  It's a very, I raise Gen X, but it's a very Zoomer thing.
[01:00:56]  But anyway, there was black people on those, on their burial things because they would pack them with their slaves.
[01:01:02]  There were some blacks in Egypt.
[01:01:04]  They were slaves.
[01:01:06]  So you paint slaves on it, so when he's dead in the afterlife, he gets his slaves.
[01:01:11]  It's a retarded thing to think.
[01:01:14]  And it's something they still think in China and Taiwan, where they burn paper shoes and paper cars and paper cell phones.
[01:01:23]  So you'll have a cell phone in the afterlife.
[01:01:25]  Paper money they burn so you can buy shit in the afterlife.
[01:01:34]  All right, let's do the mailbag.
[01:01:39]  Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
[01:01:44]  Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
[01:01:50]  let me touch it um Now, this is a banked episode, to be frank, and I don't like saying that.
[01:02:03]  It kind of takes the allure out of it, especially when it says live from New York.
[01:02:07]  But some of these timings are going to seem weird.
[01:02:12]  Somebody's probably told you, but Gavin estimated maybe $400 a month for childcare.
[01:02:16]  It's $350 a week.
[01:02:20]  A grand a month would be cheap.
[01:02:25]  So what's she making?
[01:02:27]  $500 a week?
[01:02:30]  That's what a middle-American dumb restaurant job would make.
[01:02:37]  So now if you're spending $350 for childcare and you're making $500, you're making $150 a week.
[01:02:45]  So what's that?
[01:02:46]  $30 a day?
[01:02:47]  I think that's what they make in the third world.
[01:02:50]  You're a third world slave.
[01:02:52]  And the government's getting their peace.
[01:02:54]  They're happy.
[01:02:57]  Yes, sir.
[01:02:58]  You're talking about people who use sex dolls for a living, so that gives the day away.
[01:03:02]  That's okay if you want to unfollow me.
[01:03:05]  That's okay if you want to unfollow me.
[01:03:06]  I got plenty of hot chicks that follow me on Facebook.
[01:03:08]  You just want less.
[01:03:10]  This documentary is probably one of the funniest examples.
[01:03:13]  He attempts to crowdfund a sex doll and ends up on the local news, and his dad sees it, eventually gets a sex doll and murders it and lies about it being stolen.
[01:03:24]  How do you murder a sex doll?
[01:03:26]  I hope that's not illegal.
[01:03:29]  Stabbing latex women and checking them out too much, you know.
[01:03:34]  But holding up the dolls disappearing.
[01:03:36]  Dude, LATIC.
[01:03:37]  Let's face it, people.
[01:03:39]  Let's face it.
[01:03:41]  The craving was so bad that I could taste it.
[01:03:45]  It just screams pathetic, doesn't it?
[01:03:47]  So I can build my gothic prints if I had that kind of money.
[01:03:51]  But annoying that was going to get the news involved.
[01:03:54]  You know what, Felicia?
[01:03:55]  Like, you don't need to be able to do it.
[01:03:56]  After my heat of anger was over, I could have handled that situation a lot better.
[01:04:02]  But it is what it is, YouTube.
[01:04:08]  So sad.
[01:04:11]  So did he skip around here?
[01:04:14]  Did he get it?
[01:04:18]  I look to fat fuck.
[01:04:21]  Ooh.
[01:04:23]  You're making me wet.
[01:04:29]  There's some here.
[01:04:31]  Why is it a four-year-old?
[01:04:35]  Is that his sex doll?
[01:04:38]  Yes, it is.
[01:04:40]  Why is she a divorce?
[01:04:43]  I'll take real good care of her.
[01:04:44]  Alright, too depressing.
[01:04:45]  Can't take it.
[01:04:46]  Get it out of my life.
[01:04:47]  King Cobra.
[01:04:50]  Boop-bad-bity-dee.
[01:04:52]  Can you guys post the flash for the eagle tattoo somewhere on the site?
[01:04:56]  Yeah, we should do that.
[01:04:59]  I'll have Ryan handle that.
[01:05:02]  Put it up.
[01:05:04]  Bernard.
[01:05:04]  All right.
[01:05:06]  I'm just sending that to him right now.
[01:05:09]  Now, let's see.
[01:05:11]  I know it's around here somewhere.
[01:05:14]  There we go.
[01:05:16]  There we go.
[01:05:18]  I don't see anything.
[01:05:25]  So, let me make something clear about future shows.
[01:05:28]  If you have that on you, you get into the show for free.
[01:05:32]  If there's any problem at the door, have me contacted.
[01:05:35]  I will get you in.
[01:05:36]  I'm usually very good about making sure people at the door understand that.
[01:05:40]  However, if you buy tickets and you have that tattoo, I'm not refunding your tickets.
[01:05:48]  Do you understand?
[01:05:49]  And yes, you get the expensive one, the hangout one.
[01:05:53]  You get everything for free.
[01:05:58]  Anywhere on your body.
[01:06:02]  Hey, Big G, I might be late to this one, but I just discovered a new conversation killing out.
[01:06:05]  already covered that one.
[01:06:06]  Uh...
[01:06:10]  Ba-da-ba-da-ba-doo.
[01:06:16]  Gavtron, RiceWine, Maddie, this happened the Monday after you were quote-unquote arrested.
[01:06:21]  It made me think twice about it, even though the watch thing is what really nailed it shut for me.
[01:06:29]  As people saw my watch was the wrong time.
[01:06:32]  Anyway, go to about 7.45 in the show.
[01:06:34]  You are mentioned very briefly.
[01:06:35]  *sad music*
[01:06:41]  Corporal Black, tell me you have some good news for you.
[01:06:48]  Trigger, you got ambushed, bitch, and then the quality of that is insane.
[01:06:52]  How'd they do that?
[01:06:53]  That's really good.
[01:06:56]  Like, that's indistinguishable from a real war movie.
[01:07:01]  By the way, my monitor isn't great here.
[01:07:02]  When I saw this on my computer, it was much brighter.
[01:07:05]  You could see every feature.
[01:07:06]  I don't know if it's my monitor here or what, but I don't even know how they did it.
[01:07:11]  The mud they're on is real, and I guess it's green screen after that.
[01:07:15]  The bullets are awesome.
[01:07:17]  I guess someone spent like a day in After Effects?
[01:07:19]  Doll unboxings and makeup tutorials with Tray...
[01:07:23]  Corporate!
[01:07:23]  Corporate!
[01:07:24]  You Palo Alto bastards!
[01:07:27]  Sure, we need to surrender!
[01:07:28]  Oh, come on!
[01:07:29]  We didn't come all this way just to give it up to some Silicon Valley sprite, right?
[01:07:34]  Oh shit, you know what's going on, dude?
[01:07:36]  What?
[01:07:36]  He must have his new studio.
[01:07:38]  Oh, yeah.
[01:07:39]  Remember when we were there, he was building a massive real movie set with like five different shooting rooms.
[01:07:45]  That's what's going on.
[01:07:48]  Good quality.
[01:07:50]  Wait, did they even mention you in there?
[01:07:52]  Yeah, they said they got Gavin.
[01:07:53]  He's talking about the death of YouTube.
[01:07:55]  He's like, they got Gavin.
[01:07:56]  They got that.
[01:07:57]  They took him down.
[01:07:59]  The analogy, Bernard, is they're fighting a war to save YouTube.
[01:08:05]  But to answer your question, I've told you this before.
[01:08:08]  Crowder dumped me.
[01:08:10]  I have no idea what I did wrong.
[01:08:13]  He used to call me regularly to go on the show.
[01:08:15]  Poof.
[01:08:17]  Now, I nagged him once.
[01:08:19]  We had a video message for his birthday or something.
[01:08:23]  And my video message was, will you stop not having kids?
[01:08:27]  You bitch.
[01:08:29]  I was ribbing him, but it wasn't like an angry thing.
[01:08:32]  And plus, when you're ribbing someone to make babies, you want them to have a better life.
[01:08:37]  And I think his wife may have been having some trouble.
[01:08:39]  I don't know.
[01:08:40]  So maybe that was it.
[01:08:42]  But I obviously wouldn't be ribbing someone if I knew that there was any kind of biological issues.
[01:08:47]  And they got kids now, right?
[01:08:49]  So it all worked out.
[01:08:51]  Anyway, what are you going to do?
[01:08:54]  My best friend is dying.
[01:08:56]  He's not dying.
[01:08:57]  He's right here.
[01:08:58]  You just owned him.
[01:09:00]  No, what he meant was he was cutting me out of his contacts.
[01:09:06]  He didn't say who is killing the friendship.
[01:09:08]  My best friend is dying.
[01:09:13]  So we were talking about Dostoevsky, I guess.
[01:09:18]  Oh, yes, I believe that was GML season four.
[01:09:22]  Oh, I want to say episode 162.
[01:09:24]  I'm not sure.
[01:09:25]  Yeah, Ryan was mentioning that he was reading Dostoevsky.
[01:09:28]  I remember that.
[01:09:29]  Oh, you have the episodes memorized.
[01:09:32]  Oh, yeah.
[01:09:34]  Are you kidding me?
[01:09:34]  I remember seeing this woman, a documentary about this woman, who can never forget anything.
[01:09:39]  And she's clinically depressed because what we do as humans is we cherry-pick what memories we want to hold on to, and we just delete the shitty ones.
[01:09:51]  So our lives are much better in our heads.
[01:09:55]  And also with death and horrible things.
[01:09:58]  Wow, she looks exactly like the chick from Taxi.
[01:10:01]  Had a name for it.
[01:10:02]  Oh, really?
[01:10:03]  And so they studied you and they found other people like you.
[01:10:06]  Yes, well, they studied a woman by the name of Jill Price first, and people were saying, oh, there's a woman on television who has your memory.
[01:10:12]  And then I found out from Leslie Stahl that she was offered the story and turned it down.
[01:10:15]  Mary Lou Hentner.
[01:10:17]  Not that unusual.
[01:10:17]  I have a friend who has a history.
[01:10:18]  So get this.
[01:10:20]  Her boyfriend, she's madly in love with together for a long time.
[01:10:23]  He dies.
[01:10:24]  It's like he died yesterday.
[01:10:27]  Oh, wow.
[01:10:27]  She has the same pain.
[01:10:29]  And get this.
[01:10:30]  She used to love the show Happy Days.
[01:10:32]  She watched every episode.
[01:10:34]  She has them all memorized.
[01:10:36]  So when they were doing the box set and writing up the little things for the little booklet, whatever that comes with it, they hired her.
[01:10:44]  Oh, wow.
[01:10:45]  And when they were doing the advertising, they hired her because they're like, what's the one where Chachi got dumped by Joni?
[01:10:53]  And she's like, that was episode 136.
[01:10:56]  It was shown Tuesday at 8 p.m.
[01:11:00]  It was rainy that day.
[01:11:01]  Wait, that is her from Taxi.
[01:11:03]  It is?
[01:11:04]  Yeah.
[01:11:05]  Actress and author, Mary Lou Henner, has an amazing ability.
[01:11:08]  She can remember graphic details of almost every day of her life.
[01:11:13]  Wow.
[01:11:14]  And she's on the show Taxi.
[01:11:15]  Unbelievable, right?
[01:11:18]  That's a trip.
[01:11:19]  Are you 100% positive?
[01:11:20]  Because we may have fucked up with Moldilocks.
[01:11:22]  Yeah.
[01:11:23]  Oh, and there might be other people with that same thing.
[01:11:26]  It's kind of like a syndrome.
[01:11:28]  Yeah.
[01:11:29]  It sounds like it would be cool, but apparently it's hell.
[01:11:31]  Look up Mary Lou Henner on Taxi.
[01:11:33]  All right.
[01:11:34]  That also starred Andy Kaufman.
[01:11:40]  By the way, the email I'm trying to get to, there she is.
[01:11:44]  Very attractive.
[01:11:45]  Come on along and listen to The lullaby of Broadway Hippoly and Ballyhoo The lullaby of Broadway The rumble of a song Can you guys be at work?
[01:12:05]  A lot of downtime with taxi drivers.
[01:12:07]  I just want to do my driving and then get home.
[01:12:10]  Those are some cannons.
[01:12:12]  Kaboom, kaboom.
[01:12:14]  Remember when they used to call boobs bazookas?
[01:12:17]  Not a lot of bazookas.
[01:12:18]  Women in the 60s?
[01:12:20]  So go to this picture, Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karina, Karinina.
[01:12:26]  And it's someone recommending some classic book, which is dumb.
[01:12:30]  But doesn't that look like a woman who's bent over with her hands behind her knees and someone stuffed a bunch of flowers up her ass?
[01:12:42]  What weird porn.
[01:12:44]  That book looks boring.
[01:12:46]  It reminds me of when I read Anna Kerr, Ina.
[01:12:49]  Yeah Uh Tch tch tch tch tch Some guy was with a German woman, and she said, you must come on my pussy hairs, you see?
[01:13:05]  He said it was the most hilarious experience of his life.
[01:13:09]  Of course, he's probably referring to, he was probably sending me that because I had sex with a woman from Malta named Amma.
[01:13:19]  And when we were fornicating, NSFW, I was wearing a condom so I could ejaculate in her.
[01:13:25]  And she said, as I was ejaculating, she said, oh, you are coming in, my pussy, you fucking guesshole.
[01:13:33]  And I cracked up while ejaculating.
[01:13:36]  I bet she was as tall as 200 meters plus 200, the Statue of Liberty plus.
[01:13:41]  Fuck.
[01:13:42]  I'm sorry.
[01:13:44]  She was very petite, actually.
[01:13:47]  I'm happy with myself for being ride or die with you guys over the prank.
[01:13:49]  However, I've told my hands up completely to...
[01:13:55]  I suggested you apologize for upsetting your fans, friends, etc.
[01:13:58]  If you apologize, how would you be any different to the fags?
[01:14:03]  Like, any different from the fags we are opposed to?
[01:14:08]  It isn't your fault that we live in a climate of fear.
[01:14:10]  If we wanted to apologize, we should have subbed to Disney Plus.
[01:14:12]  You're part of the remedy.
[01:14:13]  You stir the pot.
[01:14:14]  You take chances.
[01:14:15]  We plebes lack the balls to.
[01:14:17]  Did you write this, Bernard?
[01:14:19]  Go on.
[01:14:20]  It gets good at the end.
[01:14:21]  Although it sucked to hear you say, fuck you, don't tell me how to do my art.
[01:14:24]  You are 100% correct.
[01:14:25]  You are the one providing an outlet for our side.
[01:14:28]  You're the one taking the risks, taking the flack, making the effort to entertain.
[01:14:31]  And maybe not intentionally lead.
[01:14:34]  I told you last week that some bitch came up to me and with her camera going, ha ha.
[01:14:41]  And I was like, this is what we're doing now?
[01:14:43]  You just film and laugh.
[01:14:45]  She was super hot.
[01:14:47]  And then she goes, no, behind you, that's me.
[01:14:50]  I'm excited.
[01:14:52]  She was a model, and her face was like this big behind me holding some Maybelline.
[01:14:57]  I was like, oh, okay.

=== Banger After Banger (06:36) ===

[01:14:59]  This is what we're doing now.
[01:15:02]  And then she thought I was mad that I was in her picture.
[01:15:05]  She goes, you're not in the shot.
[01:15:06]  I'm not, you're not.
[01:15:10]  Whether your pranks land unanimously or not, who the fuck is anyone to tell you what to do?
[01:15:13]  We are either ride or die or not.
[01:15:15]  Dictating rules on each other makes us equally as bad as consuming our culture.
[01:15:18]  If you ever get to return to the UK, need cheap, safe transport, my London black cab is your wagon.
[01:15:25]  Not free, though.
[01:15:26]  I'm not that much of a bag.
[01:15:27]  It's a bag.
[01:15:28]  Regards coconut cabby.
[01:15:29]  Wait, you're a British cab driver?
[01:15:32]  No, I spend a lot of time there, though, and I have local friends.
[01:15:35]  But you have a black hack?
[01:15:36]  You have a license to be a cabby in London?
[01:15:39]  I do, yes.
[01:15:40]  That's a very difficult license to get.
[01:15:42]  Well, I traveled abroad.
[01:15:43]  I'm kind of a military brat.
[01:15:45]  You're welcome for my service.
[01:15:46]  I'm just kidding.
[01:15:47]  My dad would say.
[01:15:48]  And yes, anytime that you're in jolly old, get your ride.
[01:15:56]  Like this.
[01:15:57]  Step, stop.
[01:15:58]  It's like that question.
[01:15:59]  Shut up.
[01:16:01]  FYI, I did talk to Ron Coleman about your SPL lawsuit.
[01:16:04]  Sorry.
[01:16:05]  Hey, Gavin Fagg, FYI, I did talk to Ron Coleman about your lawsuit with SPLC, and obviously he verified that it is still sitting on the judge's desk.
[01:16:14]  I wanted to remind your viewers that they can reach most people on the right on Getter pretty easily.
[01:16:20]  Taylor.
[01:16:22]  P.S. I thought the prank was fantastic, but that's because I work with many other big fans of yours who are dumb as shit and fell for it when you fired Ryan.
[01:16:29]  So this was even more hilarious.
[01:16:31]  Dude, people fell for it when I invented a helmet that cuts your hair.
[01:16:37]  Remember that one?
[01:16:38]  Yes, episode, oh my gosh, I think that was season two, episode 132.
[01:16:46]  Again, folks at home, he's not a parody of you.
[01:16:48]  He's a parody of just one of you.
[01:16:53]  Yeah.
[01:16:53]  I had, my cousin asked me about it.
[01:16:56]  My neighbors asked me about it.
[01:16:59]  My neighbor, he's moved now to Florida, but he was in finance.
[01:17:02]  He had a $5 million home.
[01:17:04]  He paid $100,000 a year in property tax, which is why he moved to Florida.
[01:17:10]  But I had hair that was pretty long.
[01:17:13]  I put on a motorcycle helmet.
[01:17:15]  I started going, ah!
[01:17:17]  Then I took it off.
[01:17:18]  I went to the barber.
[01:17:19]  I got a haircut.
[01:17:20]  I came back.
[01:17:20]  I went, ah, ah.
[01:17:22]  And it was easy to match up because when you're shaking your head around, is that how we did it?
[01:17:26]  Or did I go out of frame?
[01:17:28]  Let me see.
[01:17:30]  You wouldn't know.
[01:17:31]  Ryan did it.
[01:17:32]  But yeah, they go, that's cool.
[01:17:34]  It did a good job.
[01:17:35]  Did it hurt?
[01:17:37]  So youth believe that I have a helmet on that has clippers on the inside and they do a perfect job of cutting your hair, though it does hurt.
[01:17:50]  I think it'd be fun to try to guess what the next one's going to be.
[01:17:54]  It seems super obvious to me that it was nonsense, and even if it was the worst case scenario, I don't know you, so it was more of a sucks to be you.
[01:18:05]  Female cops, the French remix.
[01:18:07]  Oh, this guy just shows as a chick with a huge ass.
[01:18:10]  Female cops have great asses.
[01:18:14]  This is weird.
[01:18:16]  Okay, thanks, buddy.
[01:18:17]  The run that, this is one of the weirdest emails we've ever gotten.
[01:18:20]  The run that Journey had, the band Journey, from Infinity to Raised on Radio is nearly unparalleled.
[01:18:27]  Four of the ugliest fucks in show business managed to become absolute superstars making banger after banger after banger.
[01:18:33]  Then at the peak of their stardom, Steve decided to call it quits.
[01:18:37]  Well, Steve had his own career.
[01:18:40]  And he did that.
[01:18:41]  Good of him gone.
[01:18:44]  Knowing how made you feel.
[01:18:47]  You better have alone.
[01:18:49]  Jing!
[01:18:52]  But his girlfriend Sherry, oh, Sherry.
[01:18:55]  But then nothing else.
[01:18:57]  And then Journey kept saying, can we go back on tour, please?
[01:19:00]  Everyone loves Don't Stop Believing.
[01:19:03]  And he's like, no.
[01:19:05]  So they said, okay, we're going to find the best cover band of Journey and just steal their singer.
[01:19:13]  And they did, and he's Filipino, barely speaks English, but he can hit those notes.
[01:19:18]  And they did a successful tour.
[01:19:19]  And my wife went to see it.
[01:19:22]  And at the end, the guy doesn't speak English very well.
[01:19:25]  So as he's leaving the stage, he goes, okay, I hope you're happy.
[01:19:28]  Not realizing that that means something sucked and you didn't want to do it.
[01:19:34]  Like, don't tell me to come over and bake you a cake and then you make me do it and the cake explodes and I go, I hope you're happy.
[01:19:40]  You got your cake.
[01:19:44]  In my opinion, Steve had the best voice of the 80s.
[01:19:47]  No doubt in my mind.
[01:19:49]  He's sending me a letter about a singer in the 80s who he doesn't think was handsome, but was a good singer.
[01:19:57]  Even if his vocal cords were all fucked off, he could have had them play just a few steps down to make it a hospitable singing environment for him, but no.
[01:20:05]  That is a gracious, aging rocker.
[01:20:08]  No cash grabs, no reunion tours, except for that one in 95, but I don't think they tour.
[01:20:12]  Just his legacy.
[01:20:13]  Dude, journeys suck.
[01:20:16]  They're a joke.
[01:20:17]  How can you like journey?
[01:20:20]  Actually, journey are so shitty that they're fun.
[01:20:22]  And you saying don't stop believing at karaoke because it's fun, because they're so corny.
[01:20:28]  Don't stop believing?
[01:20:30]  Are you kidding me?
[01:20:32]  I thought he left because his wife was dying and then died.
[01:20:35]  Because then he came out with a song afterwards.
[01:20:37]  So it's not.
[01:20:39]  Maybe that was the excuse so he could stay in private.
[01:20:42]  But yeah, that is.
[01:20:44]  Oh, really?
[01:20:45]  Yeah.
[01:20:46]  Well, who's Sherry?
[01:20:48]  Well, I don't know.
[01:20:50]  Oh, Dratz.
[01:20:52]  What?
[01:20:53]  You know what I did?
[01:20:54]  I got confused.
[01:20:55]  Because this episode you have a helmet, but it's 134, and you have the helmet on, but that's not the haircut episode.
[01:21:03]  Sorry.
[01:21:04]  Must have gotten mixed up, I guess.
[01:21:09]  Yeah, Open Arms, Frontiers.
[01:21:11]  I don't even know those songs.
[01:21:12]  Open Arms.
[01:21:13]  So what's he talking about?
[01:21:14]  Banger after banger after banger.
[01:21:17]  There's just don't stop believing.
[01:21:18]  No, they had separate ways.
[01:21:20]  They had the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

=== I've Always Wanted To (03:09) ===

[01:21:23]  Any way you want it, that's the way you need it.
[01:21:25]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:21:26]  These are good hits.
[01:21:27]  I mean, come on.
[01:21:29]  Anyway you want it, that's the way.
[01:21:33]  Maybe they do like this band.
[01:21:35]  They're good.
[01:21:36]  And Steve Perry came out with a smasher called She's Mine on his own.
[01:21:42]  Okay.
[01:21:44]  Now that was a coconut smasher.
[01:21:48]  Oh, so you like the song so much your penis became erect?
[01:21:52]  Oh.
[01:21:52]  No.
[01:21:55]  Alright, let's do the final video.
[01:22:11]  Wait, can I, sir?
[01:22:14]  Why did you stop that?
[01:22:16]  I've always wanted to do that.
[01:22:17]  The mouth thing.
[01:22:18]  Can I try it?
[01:22:20]  Yes.
[01:22:20]  All right, we could even try it at the same time.
[01:22:22]  Okay.
[01:22:23]  We're both doing it?
[01:22:25]  What?
[01:22:26]  Are we both doing it or just you?
[01:22:27]  Oh, let's both do it.
[01:22:28]  Okay.
[01:22:29]  I'll even come in tight.
[01:22:30]  Here we go.
[01:22:31]  Oh, that's nice.
[01:22:32]  Alright.
[01:22:33]  That was awesome.
[01:22:48]  I just thought I saw a mouse scurry across the studio, but I didn't.
[01:22:52]  We never have mice.
[01:22:54]  I kind of wish we had mice.
[01:22:55]  Yeah, they're cute, huh?
[01:22:57]  They're fun to shoot.
[01:22:58]  And if they go in our ear, Ben Cox can write an article about it.
[01:23:05]  No, but I could bring in my BB gun, and we could just have it around.
[01:23:08]  It's ping.
[01:23:10]  Jeez.
[01:23:10]  I used to hunt in my apartment in Brooklyn.
[01:23:15]  My wife would go to bed.
[01:23:16]  My daughter had just been born.
[01:23:18]  And I would just wait around because the TV was all open.
[01:23:22]  It was like a loft.
[01:23:23]  And where the TV was, I could see the kitchen perfectly.
[01:23:25]  So I just had the TV on, and I would just have my two-pump BB gun just sitting there, and it'd be on my lap.
[01:23:32]  And I would just see him and then like, or just once.
[01:23:37]  And man, you killed them every time.
[01:23:39]  It's not like you would injure them.
[01:23:40]  They would like fold.
[01:23:43]  It was fun.
[01:23:46]  Those days are gone.
[01:23:49]  Here's a video of some packies cutting hair.
[01:23:51]  Now, this is a whole compilation I sent you, Brown.
[01:23:53]  I don't want any of the other ones.
[01:23:54]  Some of them are really horrible.
[01:23:55]  I just want you to isolate the very first video.
[01:23:59]  Okay, the very first video, I think I can do it.
[01:24:02]  I don't understand what happened here, by the way.
[01:24:06]  Maybe there was dust in the hair dryer?
[01:24:10]  Let me see when it ends.
[01:24:13]  I sent this to you separately, by the way.

=== Sabotage By The Beastie Buddies (01:46) ===

[01:24:15]  I got it.
[01:24:15]  Okay, so I'll have to cut it off.
[01:24:17]  Okay.
[01:24:18]  Okay.
[01:24:18]  Almost ready.
[01:24:19]  Here we go.
[01:24:20]  And ready, set.
[01:24:21]  Boom.
[01:24:22]  We've got action, baby.
[01:24:23]  Now we're cooking fire.
[01:24:28]  Hey, man, so I'm going to be cutting your hair.
[01:24:31]  What we're going to do now is just a little blow dry, get that kind of stuff going.
[01:24:34]  So, I'm just going to turn this on.
[01:24:36]  Oh, wait, okay, we got to see that frame by frame.
[01:24:44]  What the F happened?
[01:24:53]  It shot out the back?
[01:24:55]  Wow.
[01:24:57]  An explosion shot out the back and the front and lit them both on fire.
[01:25:04]  Boom out the back.
[01:25:07]  Whole thing explodes.
[01:25:09]  Ooh, is that like those lithium battery?
[01:25:11]  No, it's plugged in.
[01:25:14]  Is it sabotage?
[01:25:15]  Did someone fill his hairdryer with gas?
[01:25:19]  If that's sabotage, you did an excellent job.
[01:25:22]  Sabotage by the beastie buddies.
[01:25:25]  Beastie buddy?
[01:25:26]  I don't get that.
[01:25:27]  Oh, the song.
[01:25:28]  Look at that.
[01:25:29]  And then the whole barbershop's on fire.
[01:25:34]  That's a really cool graphic.
[01:25:36]  Look at it.
[01:25:37]  The whole place blew up.
[01:25:40]  If that is some sort of hit, that guy deserves a Nobel Hit Prize.
[01:25:45]  Dude, good job of ruining everyone's life.
[01:25:51]  I feel like we need Chris Angel screaming yeah as it explodes.
[01:25:57]  All right, folks, that's another Ryanless episode, a meaningless episode.