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Sept. 14, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #165 - DISNEY BABY

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Whoa.
	You included too much in the intro.
	Gotta wait it out, it gets good.
	That was Moat by The Faint from their album Dance Macabre.
	I believe that song was written and composed by Sonic Youth, who I used to like till they said bad things about me.
	And I discovered it on a mixtape I made for my wife called, and I'm not proud of this, but Emily is a Red Nigger skunk.
	It was taken from a CD by a horrific band called Vaginal Jesus.
	Their logo was a swastika on fire, and they had a song called Indians Are Red Nigger Skunks.
	Terrible, horrific, offensive, but also funny.
	And I made that tape for her back when we were courting, and You Could Be Funny.
	And I found it recently and been playing it in my car, and I was like, this is a fucking masterpiece.
	Pull up the pictures from that, Ryan.
	That's the front.
	We went to some art museum, and they had a thing where they recognize your face.
	Early facial recognition.
	I put that on the front.
	And then there's the side.
	That's it.
	Yeah.
	In the song, Indians are Red Nigger Skunks, they talk about how I'm going to burn your TP April 11th, 20 years ago.
	Just kidding, you're my blob for life.
	I'm going to burn your casino.
	It just seems like a weird thing to be mad at.
	Like to hate Indians.
	You don't really see them.
	It's like hating albinos.
	Yeah, I thought it was funny.
	By the way, Maddie Odell here.
	What's up, everybody?
	Good to be back.
	Back in town.
	Doing a Tuesday show because Ryan is taking his baby to Disneyland, which is the same as taking your baby to Rikers.
	It is totally irrelevant.
	I don't know.
	She's not going to remember anything.
	Not going to remember anything.
	And you're lining up for like an hour to get on a ride, and then I guess you step aside with the baby one time and she takes the ride?
	When we're done with it, they're going to call it Babyland.
	We asked you a question about the semantics of your ridiculous vacation.
	Why you get two vacations, I'm not sure.
	You got a vacation when I was away.
	You didn't tell us that that was happening.
	We planned this months ago and you told us a week before it happened.
	Okay.
	So is Daphne going to ride the rides too?
	She could ride a couple of them on the small world, I'm pretty sure.
	Teacups.
	I don't think she can even do teacups, dude.
	Because you've got to sit down.
	It's a baby.
	So if you're lining up for a fun thing like Space Mountain, which isn't that fun, are you going to just sit with her in the line and then get out of the line and take the baby and your wife can go on the ride?
	I could do that, but we're going to Animal Kingdom.
	She loves zoos, loves animals.
	No, she doesn't.
	She does?
	I have a video of her touching a goat and going, ah!
	Yeah, yeah.
	That could be a fur pillow.
	Well, it doesn't matter to me.
	Yeah.
	It's a beautiful thing.
	I want to show her nice things.
	And also, dude, you could take her here to studio land.
	She could touch the fur thing that Sylvia sits on.
	Now, she's disenfranchised by mundane things these days.
	You know how women are.
	It's not a woman.
	It's a baby.
	It's an infant.
	We've decided her gender is female.
	Is she even at infant yet?
	Yeah, when you come out of the infant.
	Right out of the JJ.
	Excuse me, we like to call it the stork bag in our house.
	Whoa.
	Okay.
	Are you trying to make another one?
	Not yet, but very soon.
	Why?
	Because it'd be cute to have two little kitties around.
	No, no, I don't mean why you have any other baby.
	Why are you waiting?
	Just keep churning them out.
	All right.
	Keep dropping hot ones.
	You said something the other day about how if they're too close together, the first one regresses.
	Okay.
	Regress it up.
	She's not going to become a retard.
	No, it's just a pain in the ass to raise them because their sleep gets all fucked up and they get more needy.
	So now you have two really big concerns on your hands instead of one kind of matured baby.
	What do you think happens if you have twins in triplets?
	Well, that's better because they're with each other.
	You know what I mean?
	But if you have one that's grown so far and gotten a proper sleep schedule and then there's another baby introduced.
	Proper sleep schedule is like seven weeks.
	I don't know.
	I'm not a fucking baby doctor.
	Somebody told me about this and they were like, we've been through it.
	Yeah, don't listen to them.
	Don't listen to people with kids.
	Yeah.
	Don't listen to people who don't know what they're talking about.
	These guys have three kids.
	I got kids.
	I've heard this plenty of times.
	I got three kids.
	I'm telling you not to wait.
	How old are they apart?
	Two years.
	The first two are two years apart.
	Sure.
	And then the last one is four years apart.
	Mistake.
	So you totally.
	Mistake.
	You bypass the regression, so of course you don't know what you're talking about with that.
	Wow.
	I talked to somebody who literally has a little baby right now that is.
	Oh, it literally has a little baby or Not figuratively?
	It's actually metaphorically has a little baby.
	Okay.
	It's actually a little stone.
	Fag baby.
	You take a fag baby and you regress it, and now it's a super fag baby.
	What about Irish twins?
	They're only nine months apart.
	Well, that's why the Irish come out so violent because they're like, fucking them regress.
	The Irish come out so violent because they have to deal with people like you.
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	Dude, I just came back from the craziest place ever.
	Bruner Avenue in the Bronx by the bus station.
	There's a baseball field there.
	No one gave a shit about it because parents in the South Bronx don't give a shit about their kids.
	So they don't maintain the baseball fields.
	So the Westchester people maintain it and then drive down the 20 minutes, 22 minutes from Westchester to the Bronx to play their things there.
	And then they get the fuck out of Dodge.
	And there's no Bronx teams there.
	It's just middle-class white people in hell, but a beautifully maintained field.
	And isn't it amazing?
	Well, it's a matter of money.
	No, it's not that much money.
	And it's a bunch of parents chipping in.
	So you have these parents who care about their kids maintaining baseball fields in the Bronx that were totally overgrown weed festivals before they were discovered by these middle-class parents.
	And you know if the New York Times went near this story, they would say, well, not like Bruner is a very long avenue.
	So you want to go.
	It's Burning Man.
	There's White Castle, of course.
	There's all these RVs parked there.
	People living in cars.
	Look at that.
	There it is.
	So the baseball field is right here.
	And then these are all RVs.
	And all these people are living in cars.
	Now, I'm told by the locals that it's people who work at the bus station and they don't want to spend any money, so they live in a shithole RV like this.
	Tarps everywhere.
	But there's also a lot of people living in cars.
	One of the cars I saw, I hope I have the picture of it, is covered in vines.
	It's been there so long.
	There's no parking enforcement.
	It's burning, man.
	So here I am going down the street.
	I mean, that looks like a pretty good RV right now.
	That's the crazy part.
	There's two of them.
	A lot of the RVs are garbage.
	That's probably used 80 grand.
	80 to 100 probably used.
	I married one of these.
	They're expensive.
	And then if you keep going, have you got another one?
	That one's a pop-out there.
	The pop-outs are a fucking fortune.
	That's a pop-out right there.
	That's a pop-out.
	The other one was a pop-out?
	That's for the big bed.
	Look at that.
	Yeah.
	I looked these up.
	They're locked as one.
	They're like 200 grand.
	That's like a tour bus over there.
	Yeah, Will Smith lives in one of these.
	And it's got a scooter in front of it.
	Are they shitting me?
	I don't get it.
	It's Burning Man, Homeless People, Vines on Cars, and then also a quarter of a million dollar IV with a scooter there.
	It's fucking nuts.
	I got to run out of there.
	It is so weird.
	A man on the street or something.
	Like, what do you do?
	Yes, please.
	You should probably wear a bulletproof vest.
	I have that.
	Show another pic.
	I think I got the vines in there.
	Yeah, that's the car with the vines.
	That guy's been living in his car so long.
	Vines are on his fucking car.
	And then a school bus with like duct tape and white paint on the windows.
	There's habibi writing on there.
	What?
	You see the habibi writing?
	Where?
	What's that?
	Right under that yellow trim.
	That's ISIS Habibi writing.
	Zoom in.
	What do you mean, ISIS Habibi writing?
	That's Sanskrit or Arabic.
	Okay, but that could be a million Sikhs, Indians, Arabs.
	I'm just saying, I'm just looking for any sort of clues here.
	He's got a flat tire.
	That's why he's got vines.
	It looks like he washed that car.
	Yeah, it doesn't look dirty.
	That's a good condition.
	So you clean your car as vines grow over it?
	When it rains, he's out there with a bucket and soap.
	I'm lost.
	I'm totally lost.
	With a flat tire.
	That's insane.
	Yeah, you're Right.
	The rims look beautiful.
	They're clean.
	It looks like a brand new car.
	I mean, it did rain today.
	And I looked it up online.
	There's nothing about Bruner Avenue, or at least this part of Bruner Avenue in the Bronx, anywhere.
	They've got to do a documentary about that place.
	The problem is, if you go down there, you're going to get killed.
	So I would recommend we send Ryan down.
	But then I would die.
	I'm still a person.
	Where are your chestplates?
	Right, but that wouldn't be a major loss.
	Oh, I see.
	I'm saying you don't want to send a real person down.
	Gotcha.
	What else?
	Joe Biggs Defense Fund could do with a boost.
	Here's why Joe needs money.
	He has to fly experts down to talk about what happened that day, to go through the thousands of hours of video.
	And Joe is up against a place called America.
	And I don't know if you're familiar with America, but they just threw $40 billion at a bullshit war in Ukraine because the president's son is involved in some nefarious activities down there.
	And he wants to make sure Ukraine never investigates his son or tells anyone what the fuck is going on.
	So it's a bribe.
	He bought Ukraine's support so his son could never get in shit.
	That's the kind of money they have flying around.
	And we don't even know if they have that money because they just print it and then give it to people and devalue it.
	So we're heading for an inflation tsunami while Hunter Biden's dad blows all this money.
	Isn't it amazing, by the way, that Hunter Biden fucked that stripper and she has a baby and that baby is in some shitty apartment right now with the tattooed stripper mom.
	And the mom is like, see that guy on the TV who can't speak English?
	That's your grandpa.
	Somebody put the gun to her head.
	What?
	No, that's a different child.
	Different stripper.
	I follow the stripper that he impregnated on Instagram.
	She seems pretty cool.
	She's got a boyfriend.
	She's got some other kids.
	I don't know.
	She's kind of funny and horny.
	She must have got a check, right?
	Maybe she's got a check directly from Ukraine.
	But put up Joe's defense fund, Ryan.
	Gotcha.
	And then you could also email his lawyer for anonymous donations, too.
	Right.
	So we've promoted the anonymous donations.
	That's for the rich guys.
	But for the peasants who aren't scared.
	Wait, that's not it, shit for brains.
	I sent it to you.
	Oh, and a text?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I don't know what that one is.
	I only send you things that are triple, quadruple, verified.
	Oh, here we are.
	Yeah, this is real.
	And here's a general.
	It's only got $3,000 on it.
	But here's a general rule of thumb with defense funds.
	Make sure it's going to a lawyer.
	Lawyers have paper trails.
	Lawyers don't disappear.
	Lawyers can be tracked down.
	This is Dan Hall.
	I talk to him every day, and he is trustworthy.
	So what's the URL for this?
	How do people get to this?
	GiveSendGo.com slash SSGBDF.
	SSG.
	Like as in Staff Sergeant BDF.
	Right?
	SSGBDF.
	Biggs Defense Fund.
	SSG, Big Defense Fund.
	Joe Biggs signed up to the military after 9-11, drove over an IUD.
	Is that what it's called?
	IED?
	IED.
	IED.
	Got two Purple Hearts.
	But because he went to the bathroom in a building that was being vandalized, he's been in solitary confinement for a year and a half and is facing 20 years.
	Yeah, but it was an insurrection.
	I know we're in the middle of a national divorce.
	I've never met anyone in person that talks about January 6th as horrific and an insurrection.
	I don't know if I can not punch someone if they say that to my face.
	I don't know if I'd be able to resist.
	It might be just sort of a natural instinct.
	I got to change the color.
	I couldn't imagine meeting someone who thinks something so retarded.
	Like Brooklyn, what's his name?
	We talked about him the other day.
	Brooklyn Dad Defiant, whatever the fuck his retarded name is.
	His little made-up name, gay black dude.
	He's like, this was way worse.
	The insurrection was way worse in 9-11.
	No one died on their end.
	We lost two Patriots.
	On 9-11, we lost about 3,000 Patriots or Americans.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah, so that super chat that we have up on the wall.
	I don't know.
	Why did it appear green?
	Hey, I never noticed that before.
	The guy who was like, I just got shot in the face, is he wearing a blacks for Trump shirt?
	Get rid of the super chat for a second.
	It's going to come up in the loop.
	And you won't be able to pause it, of course.
	Oh, you can pause it?
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, keep going.
	What you're seeing right there is worse than 9-11, by the way.
	Because they were Americans.
	Oh, you can even fast-forward it.
	Look at the technology here.
	There, stop.
	Looks like it.
	That's Blacks for Trump.
	That's cultural appropriation.
	You can't wear that.
	Or maybe it says I sucks Trump stick.
	I see A-C-K-S.
	Right?
	Yeah, that's Blacks for Trump.
	So he's funny, too.
	Yeah, so the Super Chat's a totally different thing, although it's similar in that it's the same persecution.
	Pretty ugly color scheme you got there.
	So, hey, this is Vox Day.
	Wondering if I put anything in my ass, will that make me gay?
	I am really worried about that.
	I just can't be gay ever.
	What would my soccer team think of me?
	Please, please don't let me be gay.
	Hey, do you have Milo's phone number?
	I just want to tell him being gay is bad.
	yeah, it's a weird accusation I keep getting of being a fag.
	Like, I wouldn't care if I was a fag.
	Well, I guess I'd be bummed.
	It's a non-factor.
	And my marriage wouldn't be doing great after that, but I wouldn't have been married if I was gay.
	But if I was a homo, I'd be sitting right here.
	I'd have a boyfriend, I guess.
	I might have a daughter.
	Husband.
	I don't think so, but maybe.
	But that wouldn't affect my ideas.
	Like, it's not the own you think it is, this gay accusation.
	It would be weird to be gay and in the closet, but like, I remember every time we'd like a band in high school, they go, yeah, the singer's a fag.
	They wanted to ruin him.
	Like with Rod Stewart when I was a little kid, they go, yeah, he sucked off so many sheep they had to pump his stomach because of the cum.
	And you're like, well, first of all, that's not possible.
	But secondly, how is that this sort of like deal breaker?
	Yeah.
	You put a butt plug in your ass.
	Anyway, even me talking about it is taking the bait.
	The new chat single, The Price of Smokes, is so good.
	Check it out.
	We have read that one, but I don't know if we listened to it last week.
	So you got repeats?
	Those are just, yeah, from nobody sent new ones.
	Well, we should explain what we do on the show in case you're new to the show.
	This night, which is usually Thursday night, but babies have to meet Mickey Mouse.
	We go through letters sent in here to the show that have been pre-screened so none of them are boring.
	We take calls, number two.
	We allow super chats, number three.
	I think that's it.
	I think that's it.
	Go through a couple news items.
	And the super chats, guaranteed going to be read if they're $100.
	Probably will be read if they're not, but no guarantee.
	And then this dollar sign here is for Max and John to give them in cash when they get out for some sort of nest egg because they just served four years for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds and we live in Clown World where that's a crime.
	So it'd be cool for them to have some scratch when they get out, which I believe is in March.
	I think it's after Christmas.
	Four Christmases down the drain.
	They worked hard to get out early.
	They filed an appeal, which was accepted, or at least officiated, by three black female judges who rolled their eyes and laughed and got Max and John confused several times.
	Didn't work.
	No appeal there.
	And they also took tons of courses and shit to get out early.
	John is a welder, so he taught a welding class.
	Max taught an electrician class.
	They were both the sort of heads of their block.
	And they got six months off their sentence for doing all those extracurricular activities.
	And then they just, the prison said, no.
	And didn't just obliterate their early time, which was only six months off four years, but they obliterated everyone in the prisons.
	We're not doing it anymore.
	We changed our mind.
	Now, my theory is because they cut the prison population in half, the prison said, we need more customers.
	So no one's leaving.
	Because you've got to be here or I don't get paid.
	What do you think of that theory, Maddie?
	It's possible.
	Because Governor and Bear Hill now are pretty darn sparse.
	Yeah, they're probably at what, less than 50% of capacity.
	I don't know exactly why.
	I guess they said they let out a bunch for COVID.
	I think they let out a bunch because they want their arrest records to look better.
	So they're like, crime's down.
	The prisons are empty.
	No, crime's not down.
	You just let them all get away with it.
	Okay, would you rather receive the most excruciating, toothiest blowjob that leaves you needing stitches from a 10?
	No, thank you.
	Dude, I'm 52.
	We don't care about 10s anymore.
	Or B, the most mind-numbingly euphoric B, but BJ, but you're blindfolded.
	Well, is it a dude?
	I'm not.
	I guess you don't know.
	Okay, so I almost did the chick thing where I'm like, neither.
	But, uh...
	And the answer is no.
	And that has less to do with me scared of gays, but my own sort of...
	Or a retard.
	What do they call it?
	Or a kid.
	What do they call that your own facility, like your own freedom, your own ability to decide who blows you.
	So I'll take the stitches.
	Thanks.
	Let's play The Price of Smoke.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I already love it.
	I love it so much I can get over the fact that the singer wears socks with sandals.
	Australia is They are going through a renaissance.
	Better.
	This is better than fucking Richard Hell in the Voidoids.
	The prices of smokes are going up again.
	The prices of smokes are going up again.
	I could already barely afford my rent.
	The prices of smokes are going up again.
	I could already barely contain my head now.
	The prices of smokes are going up again.
	Good stuff.
	You never see Burlington Donate because he's poor.
	Max and John are going to love when they're out.
	Nothing in the world is like freedom after incarceration.
	Water tastes sweet.
	Air is thick.
	Bright future ahead.
	I remember, Maddie, you told me something where you go, I just woke up in the middle of the night.
	I went and I wanted a water.
	So I got up and I got me a glass of water.
	Yeah, go ahead and get some milk and cookies and whatever.
	Just have that freedom.
	Maybe not go back to bed.
	Maybe watch some TV.
	Turn on the TV.
	It's up to you when you watch TV and watch the show you want to watch.
	Exactly.
	What's the first thing you do when you get out?
	Like, describe.
	Can you just break it down for me?
	Okay.
	Odell, and well, you got to go to what they call RD, which is receiving a discharge.
	So you're sitting there anticipating your name to be called by the block officer.
	Okay, let's go back even further.
	You wake up that morning, I assume, super early.
	Well, you probably don't go to sleep.
	Right.
	I didn't sleep much the night I was getting released the night before.
	You don't party the night before, right?
	No.
	No.
	So you're up all night, barely sleep.
	Right.
	You know, you're anxious.
	Yeah.
	So, you know, you're up, you're antsy, you're probably pacing a little bit.
	And then.
	Wait, let me interrupt again.
	Is the guy next to you, the guy you're trying to sell with, a little bit jealous?
	Oh, yeah.
	I remember when I was leaving Allenwood, my cell he was doing life.
	And he was like, "Oh, it's getting...
	You know, you start taking your personal effects from the cell and you either send them home or you just get rid of them.
	So now like you're like you have these corkboards and like some of them you put your stuff up on there.
	So like your side of it's getting empty and his is still Fulwood Hill, his shit.
	And he's like, yeah, it's getting real sparse in here.
	He goes, you know how many times I've seen this happen?
	He had life.
	He was never going home.
	I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.
	What did he do?
	Murder.
	How?
	What?
	He was a military prisoner.
	Oh, yeah, you told me about this guy.
	Sorry.
	But go ahead.
	And, you know, you start packing up stuff you want to start.
	No, no, no.
	Go back to his murder.
	Oh, he was a military prisoner, and he killed a guy in Germany.
	He had a very bad heroin addiction.
	And he was in the middle of getting divorced from his wife.
	He was bummed out.
	So the guy says, hey, come on, I'll take you to town and buy you a couple drinks.
	So I guess he thought the guy had money and then Robin killed him.
	Did he kill him by accident?
	Yeah, he killed him by accident.
	Well, no.
	No?
	He says he doesn't remember.
	He blacked out.
	He went into a rage.
	Put it this way.
	He's never getting out because they said his crime was so heinous.
	Wow.
	He says all he remembers is he woke up.
	He had blood all over his hands.
	He had the guy's gold chain.
	He killed him for like $28 and a gold chain.
	Jesus.
	And he was 20 at the time that happened.
	I met him.
	He was 37.
	He had 17 years in and was never going home.
	Okay, so his corkboard's chaka block.
	Yep.
	It's got Mickey Mouse.
	Now I start taking down my pictures and letters and stuff and start packing it up because, you know, you're going home.
	And then do they call you on a speaker?
	No, the CO will just call you.
	Like, he'll come out of his little, what they call the bubble.
	He'll come out of the bubble and call your name.
	Odell.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let's go.
	Odell.
	And they call you.
	They give you a passcode of receiving, R ⁇ D. Process out.
	So a lot of that sounds.
	Where I was in the feds, a lot of it was mechanical keys.
	They had to actually physically go around and like county jails and stuff like that.
	They're electronic where they open up, you know, they're like man trap doors.
	No two doors open at once.
	Right.
	Like you have to, this door will open.
	You step in.
	This closes, and then this one opens.
	Those are all automated and stuff like that.
	So then you go there.
	Do they have that paper bag with the jeans you got arrested in five years ago?
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Like I had clothes sent in so I could go home in.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I mean, they'll give you clothes to leave with, like, just like these, like New York State print, they give you like khaki pants and a white button-up shirt.
	But you go to R ⁇ D, they start processing you out, and then they run your name and fingerprints through NCIC to see if there are any warrants or holds.
	Because just because you go to R ⁇ D and your time's done in that jail doesn't necessarily mean you're going home.
	Oh, shit.
	Many people go to the county jail because you get turned over to the local authorities because you have a hold.
	Then you go to that county jail and whatever jurisdiction or whatever agency has a hold on you, they come and pick you up and you start the whole process over again.
	Oh, fantastic.
	Oh, yeah.
	So then you get like a what a bus back to.
	Well, you could take a bus.
	Like all this, like you go to your counselors and stuff like that.
	Like you go through like these pre-release courses and they ask you if you're going to get picked up or you're taking public transportation and whatever.
	So they arrange all that.
	When I was leaving the feds, I wasn't released to general public.
	I had to go to the halfway house.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	That's anticlimactic.
	Well, I had to go to the halfway house.
	I think I had 90 days or six months or something in the halfway house.
	Oh, fuck.
	Did you ever get out and you're just out?
	You can drink a bottle of whiskey?
	Yeah, full-term.
	Last time I left the feds, I was doing my second violation with incarceration.
	You know, I had to do all my sentence.
	So it was called FTR, full-term release.
	And you just walk out the door and that's it.
	Wait, didn't you choose that on purpose?
	Because you didn't want to deal with any paper.
	I didn't want to be on paper anymore.
	I'll just do the extra time.
	Yeah, yeah, I'll just do all the time.
	So how much was all the time?
	43 months.
	And what were they going to let you out in if they had it their way?
	No, I had done the majority of it.
	And then when I went home, I was on, like, they changed it from parole to supervised release.
	It's not parole anymore.
	They just changed the fucking name.
	And I did two years on supervised release, and they violated me on my last day.
	They sent me back to prison for another 10 months.
	So when I came out after doing that 10 months, I was back on, they gave me another two more years of supervised release.
	So when I went back, I said, fuck you, I'm not doing this.
	I'm not going to do two more years.
	So you violate me on the last fucking day again.
	I said, I'm not reporting.
	I'm not taking drug tests.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck your office.
	Suck my dick.
	Send me my paperwork for the violation.
	And I'll show up to court and go do my fucking time.
	And my PO was like, oh, I want you to really fucking do, want you to complete.
	I go, you don't want me to do a fucking thing.
	I was like, oh, fucking suck my dick.
	Please, don't sell me a line of bullshit.
	I said, put the fucking paperwork in because this is the last time you'll see me until I report to court for my violation.
	And that's what I did.
	And then what was the punishment for that?
	Another 10 months.
	Whenever I hear these stories, I just think about the way the state abuses anyone they possibly can.
	And he goes, well, you know, they could possibly give you more supervised relief to have that.
	I said, well, the majority of the time, from what I've understanded and the research I've done, your second violation with incarceration, they just terminate your supervised release because they deem you unsupervisable.
	I said, well, I'll take my chances with that.
	Yeah.
	And I go to get another 10-month hint, and that was it, full-term release.
	So you get out, you go through that, there's a halfway house, blah, blah, blah.
	You're back at your apartment.
	I don't know how you get an apartment.
	Yeah.
	Someone set it up for you, I guess.
	Well, when I got released from state prison last time in New York, because I couldn't go back to the house that I was living in, because there was order protections and stuff like that.
	I didn't, you have to be released to an established residence.
	So, you know, my family said, well, we'll just get you an apartment.
	And they were like, no.
	So they actually paroled me to a fucking homeless shelter.
	Holy shit.
	Yeah.
	That's why last week I wanted to mention that.
	Somebody said, John said, I think John's doing that.
	Declare himself homeless.
	Yeah.
	He's going right to a homeless shelter.
	Yeah.
	And what's really bad is he's going to be stuck in New York until he gets the New York State Division of Parole to do what they call an interstate compact to change it to where he lives in Chicago.
	I don't know exactly where he lives.
	I think Chicago or something like that.
	Yeah, Zenoa's in Chicago, but I think they're moving to...
	Setting up his interstate compact so that when he gets released, he goes directly to Illinois.
	Yeah, these guys aren't dummies.
	Okay, so I want to get to where it's your first night.
	You open the door, you drop your bags down.
	Oh.
	Oh, it depends.
	Like, I've come home from being out of county jails or halfway houses.
	Like, when you're done with the, go straight to a party, start fucking ripping lines and fucking drinking and all fucking sorts of shit.
	You don't get laid.
	But like the last time, well, not the last time.
	The first time I was released from federal custody, my ex-wife came and picked me up with my son and my mother.
	So I really couldn't.
	I was going to the halfway house anyway.
	But that first night when you're back with your wife, there's obviously some horsing around.
	Oh, fool.
	Big, delicious roast beef dinner.
	Oh, yeah.
	Foo, I mean, you try to go somewhere as soon as you get, like, when they pick you up.
	You either go straight to the hotel and get ass, get a piece of pussy, and then go eat.
	So.
	But, yeah.
	Fun stuff.
	Good stuff.
	Good stuff.
	What's the thing you enjoy most when you get out?
	Like TV, junk food, water at night.
	Just freedom.
	Just walking down the street.
	Yeah.
	Not having to do something that you don't want to do because someone is making you do it.
	It's amazing how we all take this.
	It's 3.30 in the afternoon.
	It's time for afternoon count.
	Get in the cell.
	Yeah.
	3.30 to 4.30.
	It's amazing how we all take this for granted.
	Like, when I get up hungover, you know, with the terrors in the middle of the night, I go and get a Gatorade from the fridge downstairs.
	All of that is a pain in the ass.
	Because there is no fridge in the cell.
	Right.
	But I'm saying, like, I'm bummed.
	I'm like, ah, fuck.
	I'm super parched.
	I got to go all the way downstairs to get the Gatorade.
	Meanwhile, that's such a gift.
	That's such a, what's the word I'm looking for?
	Privilege.
	Yeah.
	To be able to go down there and open a brand new, fresh, freezing cold Gatorade, orange Gatorade, and cure my dehydration instantly.
	Boom.
	I should be thankful that I had that opportunity.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's a totally different thing.
	Like, New York State, it's weird, like in the mediums, only maximum security are in cells in New York State.
	But being in cells and being in like a dorm are two different, like, like where Max and John are, it's all dorms.
	Yeah, they play guitar.
	Well, Max plays guitar all day.
	John draws.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, Ryan, that super chat doesn't seem to be replenishing itself.
	Maybe we should tell people how to watch it.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	I'm thinking we should.
	It's a little bit tricky.
	Also, Tuesday is a weird time to have the live show.
	Yeah, I don't think a lot of people are expecting it.
	I mean, I know you announced it yesterday.
	So you hit we are streaming, watch live.
	You click on that.
	Got to do it on the browser now, folks.
	Right on the browser, not the app.
	Right beneath these pretty mugs right here.
	We got these.
	Donate to read a message on air.
	So you got to do it on censored.tv.
	It's true.
	I've obviously never done it because I'm always sitting here.
	There's 96 users in this little chat here, which is the free chat, but that wouldn't incentivize people to.
	Does that stay up after the show?
	I think people hang out there for a bit, yeah.
	No, but I'm saying, could I, like, tonight if I went home, could I pull up the Now that you mentioned it, I think it kind of dies with the stream.
	I'll ask the super smart tech guy, too.
	I'd love to see what people write in the comments.
	Because we're on the show, we don't get to see it.
	It doesn't taste better.
	It quenches your thirst better, too.
	Oh, it doesn't just taste better.
	Glacier cherry Gatorade.
	I like orange.
	Holy fuck, that's disgusting, somebody says.
	Disgusting?
	How can you hate orange Gatorade?
	You know which one I like?
	What?
	And it's crazy.
	It's cucumber lime.
	What the hell?
	That exists?
	Yeah, cucumber lime Gatorade.
	Isn't it a bummer where you go to get Gatorade and you get like the frozen one, like the one that's freeze, whatever, the white one?
	Frost or whatever, frost.
	You get it home and you realize you accidentally bought the zero one with zero sugar and it has that aspartame taste and you're like, ah, fuck.
	I've never had that before.
	Yeah, cucumber lime.
	I love it.
	It's one of my favorite.
	If you don't like Gatorade, you're not an alcoholic.
	Put a little vodka in that bad boy, and let me tell you.
	Good stuff.
	Guys, we have new sauces coming next week.
	A new precious metals company coming onto the show this month.
	Sports betting is coming back this month.
	And those established titles guys are coming on in November.
	You're actually going to be able to buy a plot of land next to my plot of land in Scotland.
	Stay tuned.
	Thanks for your support.
	Censored.tv wouldn't exist without your loyalty, and we appreciate every single one of you guys and gals who show us love.
	All right.
	So I got a couple of news items to discuss.
	Not really.
	Just one.
	And then we have FOP medals we got to promote.
	But we also want to go behind the paywall.
	But before we go behind the paywall, we'd like to give you a sort of better picture of the show.
	So why don't we open up the phone lines while I open up the emails?
	And we can't open up the emails unless you play the song that makes fun of you, Ryan, for not having a loving father.
	Oh, I thought we would do the thanks for calling.
	That would give me just enough time.
	Oh, yeah, let's do that too.
	You are on the air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	So true.
	How do I watch the live show on the Roku app?
	I have no idea.
	Well, I got the Roku app.
	It'd be weird to see us on the big screen.
	Never tried.
	I can maybe get an answer for that.
	But in the meantime, can you boys turn your microphones on?
	They're on.
	Hello, hello, hello.
	Maddie's a good guy.
	Oh, I gotta put my weekend.
	Oh, yeah.
	Add it to the trinket wall.
	Oh, and also the bottle of Breaking Bad Vodka.
	That tasted fucking gross.
	It was very bad.
	It was smoky tequila.
	Smoky tequila.
	No thank you.
	Yeah.
	I was at the airport, and I asked the security guy, I was like, can I bring this?
	He was like, no fucking way.
	He's like, you could dump it out in the garbage can.
	Thank you.
	Went over there, just went, and then there was this like Antifa-looking fat chick with her boyfriend.
	She was like, that's a shame.
	That's good stuff, too.
	You would think that.
	You would.
	Yeah, I hate any kind of smoky, even scotch.
	Why are you smoking it?
	You like smoky scotch?
	You like peat in your scotch?
	I like the smoky scotch.
	It's part of the process.
	Why'd you put an ashtray in my drink?
	But it's signed by Cranston and Aaron Paul, which is very cool.
	Yeah, that's the thing.
	So someone gave us that at the show in Vegas, and it's got a little, it's the two breaking bad guys, and they've signed the bottle.
	And they're like, that's really valuable, man.
	That's a great gift.
	Thanks, but I'm not, I can't carry it on a plane.
	I'm not checking baggage for it.
	You can put it on here.
	So then I felt really bad until I tasted it and went, oh, good.
	I don't want this in my life.
	We're going to put it on the bar, though.
	It'll be a cool little thing.
	Oh, you got the bottle?
	Yep.
	Yeah, okay.
	Sweet.
	Yeah.
	We got the Dan Aykroyd.
	Don't we have the Dan Aykroyd skull bottle then?
	Do we have the Dan Aykroyd skull?
	Yeah, we got a bunch of stuff up there.
	We got calls.
	Slew stuff.
	I will put the.
	Dearest Gavin, I know you slept with lots of women in your vice years.
	Would you mind listing a few of your more famous fucks?
	Fucks.
	I vaguely remember you saying you banged Hallie Berry.
	That was a joke.
	I don't have any famous fucks.
	No one does.
	Who has famous fucks?
	Sting, maybe?
	Like, no one's fucked a bunch of famous chicks.
	Maybe Tommy Lee?
	Yeah.
	I've never fucked anyone remotely famous ever.
	I've met a handful of celebrities over the years, but they didn't want to fuck me.
	Maybe this next caller, 210, wants to fuck you.
	I think they're calling about your cologne.
	Okay.
	What's up?
	Hey, what's going on?
	Gab, I don't think your mic...
	I don't think your mic's on, Gavin.
	Oh, shit.
	I can hear Maddie perfectly fine, though.
	You're right.
	My mic was not on.
	My bad.
	Maddie good, Gavin, bad.
	My bad.
	Maddie bad.
	Now it's on.
	Can you hear me now?
	Oh, that sounds much better.
	Thank you, sir.
	I appreciate that.
	What's up?
	I wanted to talk about Gavin's hatred for cologne.
	I must admit that I'm an avid cologne collector.
	Got about 30 bottles myself.
	What's for you?
	I'm trying to grasp my mind around it.
	Do you hate anything with a scent?
	Like what you use in your hair?
	Does that have a scent?
	Or is that scentless?
	It's scentless as far as I know.
	I forgot to bring it on vacation, and my son found something in a local pharmacy that was like hairspray.
	And we just went.
	And then I could smell it when I was walking down the street, and it was infuriating.
	My deodorant is Armenhammer, baking powder, whatever that stuff is.
	Totally scentless.
	I love the smell of cut grass.
	I love the smell of nature.
	I love it when it's real, but I hate that some chemist made a fake thing.
	Would you be open?
	My address is your garbage.
	Thanks for calling.
	Big fucking cash.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Oh, and Ryan, yes, they did do that at the show.
	By the way.
	Oh, they did?
	Okay, okay.
	Good.
	If anyone wants to send me cologne, go to your kitchen.
	If you go by the sink, just to the right or left of the sink, there'll be a thing you pull out.
	It'll have a sort of plastic bag in there.
	You'll notice there's some carrot shavings and a Diet Coke can.
	Put it in there, and I will get it.
	You can send it to this motherfucker right here.
	Does your wife like cologne?
	Yeah.
	There's one of them that reminds her of the day that we met, and then there's one of them that she just likes.
	And then there's one of them that's one of the few reasons I've forced myself to enjoy autumn, because I don't like the chilly weather.
	So I have Burberry London, and it makes me feel like a little toasty.
	Do I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for not shooting him?
	We have guns here in the studio.
	I feel like your mother and your grandparents should send me a nice handwritten letter saying we really appreciate you not shooting Ryan Rivera in the face.
	Now, I am hamming it up a little bit to be more obnoxious because it's a no-win situation, but I really do like cologne.
	No, you don't have to ham it up.
	Even the general concept that you chose a cologne because you get chilly in autumn and this makes you like autumn.
	Even if you're overstating that, understating that, the fact that that thing exists on earth is hell.
	Burberry London's fantastic.
	It's fantastic.
	How long have fragrances been around?
	It's just a thing in this world that...
	Because people reeked.
	People didn't bathe.
	You know what the aristocrats used to do when they walked through the streets of London?
	They would put orange citrus on a serviette, and as they walked by the homeless, they would put it over their face so they didn't have to smell the disgusting homeless person.
	Wow.
	Yeah, I guess.
	We don't need it anymore.
	We have real smells in the world.
	It's just that...
	It's a thing.
	I think it's an artist.
	I'll tell you what.
	It's an art?
	Yes.
	An art?
	Yes.
	It's an art.
	They mix together leather, tobacco, some fresh notes, some aqua notes.
	It's really brilliant.
	I don't know.
	Those are all chemicals.
	Yeah, of course.
	No, some of them come from organic matter, like little bugs and weird little bugs and bigger little bugs.
	Rosewood.
	Rosewood!
	Look at the cat.
	You're not interested at all in the science that goes into science.
	Next caller.
	Yeah.
	And what's with the little bugs?
	Exactly.
	Seinfeld.
	What's with the little bugs?
	469, you're in line.
	Go ahead, caller.
	Yes, am I on?
	Yes, sir.
	Yes, sir.
	Okay, great.
	There's something I've been wanting to mention for a while about peeing sitting down at home.
	That's gay.
	You say it's gay.
	I disagree.
	You disagree?
	You say you disagree.
	Hear me out.
	Sitting, pissing at any time of the day is unforgivable.
	You should be murdered.
	You should have your dick chopped off and fed to your dad.
	But it's three in the morning.
	You don't want to wake anyone up.
	It's black.
	You can't see anything.
	So you sit down to pee.
	You don't flush.
	You don't want to wake anyone up.
	I'm not.
	I do that.
	Now it makes you fart.
	You're gay.
	You are gay.
	You are gay.
	So what do you do?
	You flick on the light and you make a big loud piss and then flush it?
	Yeah?
	No.
	What I'm saying is that peeing sitting down isn't as gay as you might think.
	I agree that it is very gay on the surface, but there are utilitarian benefits.
	Sure.
	That's what I'm saying.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Let's hear that.
	I want to hear these benefits.
	You don't wake anyone up.
	I'm not worried about waking anyone up.
	Okay, I got a wife.
	I got kids.
	The time of day is irrelevant.
	The benefits are this.
	I used to live in a house as a single man that had a toilet.
	Whenever I peed standing up, it would splash all over the place.
	There was no good spot to pee to where it would just go down, you know, nice and smooth with no splatter.
	What?
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	You don't know how to pee.
	Do you have a foreskin?
	No.
	My cock is regular size.
	What I'm saying is...
	I heard somebody be defensive over the cock being too big.
	When they circumcise you, they don't take like two inches off.
	So he's saying his stream is hitting the toilet.
	Can I express?
	That doesn't make sense.
	Sure.
	Let's hear your spirit.
	Let me explain my theory.
	Please, let me explain my theory.
	Okay, so the theory is this.
	When you pee sitting down, there's less splatter and you have to clean your bathroom less.
	Your bathroom will smell like piss if you're constantly peeing in it, standing up, depending on the type of toilet you have.
	So by sitting down, I'm saving myself work by not having to clean my bathroom as much because I'm not getting any splatter anywhere because I'm sitting down.
	Okay, that was when I was a bachelor.
	You've got to send us a picture of your toilet.
	I've never heard of a toilet where every time you piss, no matter how good you are at pissing, which is not hard, there's splatters everywhere.
	It's not every time.
	It's called recognizing patterns, Gavin.
	You know about it.
	Oh, trying to show you.
	When your bathroom will smell like pee quicker than when you sit down versus when you stand up, you can notice that.
	I'm telling you, I must have a shitty toilet.
	I don't live in this house anymore.
	I'm just saying.
	Now I'm married and I have a wife and I still pee sitting down, but she's forbidden to ever see me do it.
	And I piss outside multiple times a day and she witnesses that.
	And so does my nine-month-old baby girl.
	So they think you stay pissed.
	They don't witness me peeing outside 50% of the time.
	But I pee sitting down inside my home, own abode to save, to venerate the housewife.
	So she has to do less cleaning.
	Well, you're a hero.
	Splatter that goes on.
	No, dude, you've got to learn how to pee.
	I'm cool with my excuse, which is not to wake people up.
	Your excuse of it splashes everywhere.
	And also, if it splashes, you take two squares and you just go bloop, bloop.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Real quick, I'd like to see...
	Why I piss sitting down?
	What?
	It's the same guy.
	I've never heard this advocate before.
	But I piss sitting down.
	Maybe.
	here is why.
	There has always been a social stigma around guys pissing sitting down.
	Oh, you're not a real man.
	You're a woman.
	You're immature.
	You're this and that.
	There's just so much.
	Ryan, I said thanks for calling because I'm done with this subject.
	I didn't want to watch a YouTube video about a guy playing with his hair more than you do.
	That's interesting.
	I wonder when...
	Well, we have a caller.
	I believe Tony25.
	Where's the super chat?
	Oh.
	Hey.
	Hello.
	Guys there.
	Hi.
	Hey.
	Am I really on the line?
	Yes, sir.
	All right.
	Well, I just wanted to thank you so much, Gavin.
	You were right once again.
	You know, I live on the West Coast, and if you didn't know it, it's a utopia.
	You know why?
	Because they did exactly what you wanted.
	They legalized all hard drugs and let all the criminals out.
	And now, if you walk in Seattle or Portland or San Francisco or L.A., you're probably going to get stabbed to death or mugged or carjacked or shot in the head or stumble over a dead body.
	I can't believe you're on the same side of George Soros on that subject, my friend.
	Of course, this stirred off sarcastic, but we need more prisons.
	We need no drugs legalized.
	170,000 people died of fentanyl overdoses last year, my friend.
	That is from Tucker Carlson last night said that stat.
	And I think at one time maybe I was in agreement, but now that I've gotten a little taste of what it's like, it is nothing but home.
	It is a zombie movie where I live.
	There's tents everywhere.
	The people are stumbling around, spraying the air and washing the air with like a rag like it's a car.
	Feet from a nursing school.
	The police aren't even around, so the bloods now are the police in the city closest to me.
	It is absolute hellhole.
	I almost hope we do go to World War III and China nukes the West Coast.
	I will go up and smoke, but it'll be worth it just to kill all the dead generates on the West Coast and start over.
	But here's the problem with when you have a libertarian notion like legalize drugs, legalize prostitutions, it cannot be combined with socialism.
	And they have combined this supposed legalization with socialism, with free syringes, with free money, with all kinds of other shit, with no police, with no one allowed to have a gun, no one allowed to enforce any kind of order in their own neighborhoods.
	So it's sort of like the mortgage collapse, where it was the evil of the free market and the government combined.
	Drugs, I want all guns legal.
	I want all drugs legal.
	I want prostitution legal.
	And I want people to have the facility, the power to enforce order in their own neighborhoods.
	And I want police to be able to do their jobs.
	And when I said I want people out of prison, I didn't want the people out of prison that they're letting out of prison.
	I wanted drug guys to be out of prison.
	I wanted gun guys to be out of prison.
	I want all these fake domestic abuse cases to be out of prison.
	But they're letting murderers out.
	And that wasn't part of the deal.
	Did you see that?
	Illinois?
	The list of crimes that they're now going to have.
	Oh, yeah, that's insane.
	Second-degree murder's on there for Nobel.
	Murdering because of drug-related murders?
	That was nuts, too.
	Nobel.
	That's insane.
	So the reason your neighborhood is covered in shit is because of socialism, not because of the legalization of drugs.
	Here's what I don't understand about that.
	The way these liberal Democrat cities are in the West Coast and on the East Coast and in the South.
	The people who live there are staying there by choice.
	Because if that was me and I lived in Portland, this is America.
	You could pick up and move to a state that is better suited to your liking.
	Nobody's holding you in Portland.
	Leave.
	Yeah, or get the fuck out of there.
	Or Tacoma in this guy's case.
	You know, like, why tolerate that?
	But then you also go, do I want to just keep being on the run, running from socialist policies all the time?
	Or do I fix my community?
	Like Kyle Rittenhouse, he's a good example of someone who said, I'm not going to sit here and let you destroy my city.
	And he policed it himself.
	The people that keep voting in these politicians that allow this, that's the insanity also.
	Right.
	Where does this work?
	Where does this work anywhere in the world?
	Nowhere.
	Drug legalization.
	Amsterdam has legalized prostitution and drugs.
	I mean, America has legalized prostitution.
	Portugal?
	You have to drive in the middle of the desert, though, you know, in the middle of nowhere for legalized prostitution in Nevada or whatever.
	I'm just saying, do you want legalized, you want a whorehouse right next door to your house, if it's legal, or a fucking heroin den?
	You know, right next to your house?
	No, but in my utopia, I just don't think it works.
	Yeah, but then you're combining it with other things like socialism.
	Like in my utopia, we have loony bins where people are treated for their various problems.
	We have fathers because we don't have welfare, so we have families sticking together.
	I think it's worked pretty well in Portugal.
	I don't think it has their unemployment's like 40% or something like that.
	Their crime's bad.
	What is the unemployment rate in Portugal?
	I'm asking Siri right now.
	I mean, is there a reason that you're staying there?
	Dude, the unemployment rate in Portugal is 5.9%.
	I'm thinking about moving to Cordelaine.
	It is a utopia in Cordelaine.
	I was there last summer.
	I will say, though, you know what's weird bringing up Corda Lane?
	I'm no Patriot Front fan, but that those guys all got arrested in a U-Haul.
	What's the crime?
	Standing in a U-Haul?
	I mean, that you were going to commit a crime, that you were going to use your First Amendment right of protesting gays in your town?
	Well, I'm no fan of James Fields running over Heather Heyer, but who the fuck gets life plus 470 years?
	There's clearly two types of justice here, and being a racist is 470 years worse than normal murder.
	Yeah, they just fined the owner of the Phoenix Suns for saying the N-word.
	Guess what his fine was?
	$10 million.
	And they said in the report, he didn't even say it in a racist, hateful manner.
	It was kind of like, what's up, my nigga?
	And they're like, $10 million, asshole.
	You're lucky you didn't mean that in a hateful manner, or it would have been $100 million.
	Oh, my God.
	That's insane.
	And he's suspended from the NBA for a year.
	He's the owner of the Phoenix Suns that just broke, like, I don't know, an hour ago.
	And so there you go.
	You can't even.
	But that's that Patriot Front thing.
	I want to follow it in Court d'Alene and see what happens to those guys and see what's the charge.
	You know, having a different opinion of having transsexuals give my eight-year-old a lap dance.
	Like, I'm sorry.
	Most of the country's on board with that.
	You know, about 80% of the world's population is either Hindu, Muslim, Christian, or Buddhist, or Jewish.
	They're all in Jewish 0.001.
	And all those religions teach homosexuality is a sin or immoral or bad.
	So you have 20% of the world that are like atheists that's dictating to the other 80% that their religion's wrong.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	It's the tail wagging of the dog.
	I just heard a whole, I just saw a thing in the New York Times about Hasidic Jews, and the New York Times did this deep dive, like January 6th level, super deep dive, where they said their education is not sufficient, and these kids, Hasidic Jews aren't learning anything, and they translated all these Hebrew documents.
	And if you read between the lines, the real problem is Hasidic Jews don't teach Drag Queen Story Hour, LGBT, BLM.
	And so the New York Times, and it's ironic because it's mostly secular Jews trying to shut down Hasidic Jews.
	I've never heard more anti-Hasidic Jewism, including Nazis, from secular Jews.
	They absolutely despise them.
	I don't know why.
	Leave them alone.
	They're Amish, basically.
	This deep dive was all about how the education, the Hasidic schools, and not just Hasidic, Orthodox, too.
	These Orthodox Jewish schools are child abuse because they're not learning anything.
	And by learning anything, of course, they mean not gay enough.
	Critical race theory.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I know.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Well, I'm glad Maddie's not in jail.
	At least they didn't get that guy.
	But, you know, guys like Maddie should be let out.
	But I know a lot of violent drug dealers out there that they didn't get put away for shooting someone, which they have done, but got away with.
	But they sell drugs and they get busted for that.
	They're still, drug dealers are insanely violent and criminal.
	I just had a guy, I have law enforcement memorial plates on my car.
	I'm driving through my piece of shit town, Tacoma, about two, three nights ago.
	This gang member sees I have law enforcement plates.
	We're going 70.
	He goes 90 to get ahead of me, slams on his brakes to 30 miles per hour, and flips me off.
	And my buddy just was shot by one of these guys a week ago driving, same exact same thing.
	Black guy pulls up, starts screaming at him, flipping him off.
	My buddy flips him off.
	The black guy just shoots his car.
	And luckily, it was a Jaguar, which Jaguars, I guess, are bulletproof on 9mm.
	I saw the bullet.
	It went into the car.
	And when you're going, when you're driving and shooting, accuracy is not the easiest thing.
	I was at the range the other day.
	I'm trying to shoot it as straight as possible.
	My variation was like two feet on the target, like up and down.
	And I'm keeping it, I think, the same exact precision.
	So this black guy, he didn't care if he was going to shoot him in the face or shoot him in the sternum.
	He just was going to shoot him because he was white.
	And did he have law enforcement stuff on his car?
	Why?
	So when the guy screeched on his brakes and flipped me off, you know what I did?
	I pretended like he wasn't there because he was hoping I was going to freak out so he could shoot me.
	Your buddy who got shot.
	Your buddy who got shot, did he have markings on his car?
	Oh, dude, his car will not open.
	There's a bullet hole.
	No, no, not the bullet.
	Was there like law enforcement stuff to further incite the guy?
	Nothing.
	Nothing.
	So what set him off?
	My buddy says, I don't know, maybe I pulled out of the driveway of a pizza place, and the guy thought I, you know, didn't leave enough of a buffer between us when I pulled out.
	But he goes, he was like, you know, a couple hundred yards away when I pulled out.
	He was going 45 or something.
	I pull out, start going 45, and he felt disrespected, is what my buddy thinks.
	It's like, oh, I pulled out in front of you.
	I better shoot you.
	But in the Pacific Northwest, aren't there like four black guys?
	There's high concentration levels in areas.
	In the urban areas, they've taken over.
	I talk to guys every day.
	All my buddies are on the SWAT team and everything.
	They're like, unless we see it, we can't do anything.
	The other night, my buddy called the cops on these black guys robbing a convenience store one in the morning.
	They're just literally loading up a truck full of boxes.
	The police don't come for two hours.
	The black guys came back to load up more boxes.
	The cops catch them red-handed.
	The cops let them go.
	And my buddy comes running up and goes, what the hell are you doing?
	Let him go.
	And they go, are you the owner of this convenience store?
	He goes, no, I'm the neighbor.
	And he goes, well, our new laws are that you can't call the police on someone if you're not the one that owns the property.
	So we had to let them go.
	And the cops are all telling all my friends in town, you better vote.
	You better vote differently next time.
	Sorry.
	And all my friends are going, we didn't vote for these people.
	But, you know, it's northwest, the west coast.
	But go ahead.
	Well, that's amazing.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	And this is all about Tacoma.
	Tacoma, Seattle.
	Seattle, San Francisco, Portland.
	But the stories you're telling with the shooting and stuff, those are Tacoma and Seattle.
	Yes, Tacoma, Seattle.
	All right, buddy.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	Have a good one.
	You know, all right.
	So we're going to go behind the paywall now where we can be much more intimate.
	And I guess we're going to do our normal goodbye, but it's not a real goodbye.
	So if you're a paid subscriber, you're shelling out $10 a month.
	You're one of the 25,000 that supports censored.tv.
	And you're getting unlimited content every day.
	Even when we go away, there's unlimited content.
	Ryan's going to Disneyland.
	We're banking shows.
	There's never going to be a day when we're down.
	So when we first started this, I was like, I don't want to say new content every day because I don't know if we have enough.
	There's new me content every day.
	But on top of that, we got Jim Gold and Josh LeCash, Josh Denny.
	Oh, I got a friend, by the way.
	Infinite archives of other stuff.
	Maddie Oak.
	Maddie Oak.
	Cooking with Maddie Shitty Little Kitchen.
	Cooking with Maddie.
	Well, Maddie, Shitty Little Kitchen.
	But yeah, I got a friend of mine who could probably stand in and press a couple buttons.
	I showed him some cursory things.
	Oh, that super fan guy?
	He's a big fan, yeah.
	I told him to chill out and just do your job.
	No, I don't know.
	I don't think he can chill out.
	All right, so it's sounding like I'm saying goodbye, but I'm just saying goodbye to the freeloaders.
	By the way, who does this?
	Who takes the audio and puts it on the podcasts?
	Me.
	And you still do that every week?
	Well, I didn't do it the last live show for certain reasons.
	Right.
	But every other live show we do, you select the audio and you put it into the podcast world.
	It's in the podcast.
	I think Spotify, Apple.
	You could also go to GabTV.
	It's on our Twitter.
	You can go to BitChute and you watch the first part.
	This is streaming on Twitch also.
	I don't know how we're still here.
	But yeah, you could show your friends that, and then maybe they'll love us.
	All right.
	So we're now only talking to the paid subscribers.
	I'm going to go pee, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Violent podcast over a speaker on campus here.
	Fuck you, Norman.
	He is a Canadian, writer, actor, comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Vipe.
	Oh, fuck another vagina, you gross pig.
	Serious action.
	What was the plug on the empty movie of this week?
	You got big fucking pigs.
	I watched that and I said, this bitch's too retarded.
	You shouldn't do it.
	They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
	This is the part of Seth that's gonna get real mean before I leave.
	Wow.
	No more filthy.
	You king.
	They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.
	I think we want to tell those kind of jokes.
	I'm still a little black.
	Hand on the wall walking through the hallway.
	Are we back on?
	We are back.
	So I just took a piss, and yes, I did get one teardrop on the rim on the toilet, not the toilet seat, but the toilet thing.
	While you were sitting down, that's impressive.
	So I took a couple squares and I just went zoop plop.
	Zoop and a plop.
	Not hard.
	Why does it air on green?
	That was because we wanted to make it transparent, but now I got a black here.
	Some guy's going to be in New York City this December.
	Staying in Hell's Kitchen.
	I was very vague.
	Do you have any general recommendations?
	I don't know, dude.
	Just fucking Google it.
	Yeah, I'm not sure about the spots.
	But the Knights of Columbus love going to the gossip.
	In Hell's Kitchen, but you might not like it.
	Hell's Kitchen is literally gay now.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I'm worried about my Knights of Columbus meetings.
	We haven't had one in a couple months.
	I guess everyone's away for the summer.
	KOC.
	Might be the end of the nights.
	We have more shows up, by the way, guys.
	And we should probably drop you some details so that way you can start planning where you're going to stay and stuff.
	Can you turn around, Gav, so we can see the dates?
	For Chicago, which is the next one.
	Chicago?
	Yep.
	We just added Chicago not too long ago.
	Flatten out a little bit.
	Chicago is not on that chart.
	Oh, yeah, it is.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	The next one is Dallas, September 23rd.
	That's coming up soon.
	That's right after the date.
	23rd and 24th.
	23rd and 24th.
	And then October, Chicago.
	So in Dallas, we'll tell you kind of what area you should be at.
	Yet again, we can't announce the venue for reasons of shitbags.
	We're going to have Crip Daddy in Chicago.
	I mean, stand-up.
	So, yeah, a lot of people, they said they were holding out tickets in my D ⁇ D group until they knew kind of where they can get a hotel.
	Until they knew what?
	Where to get a hotel?
	Yeah.
	For Chicago.
	In Chicago.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Just not Southside.
	What about Dick?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, go to.
	Do people need to know where to get the hotel in Dallas?
	I feel like Dallas is kind of small enough, but they were saying Chicago's very big.
	There could be a 40%.
	Yeah, but it's not going to be in the suburbs of Chicago.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So it's not going to be up in Ferris Bueller's Day Off shit.
	I can give a clue for Dallas.
	Okay.
	Let me see.
	And by the way, this entire time, there has been no protesting, no backlash at all.
	So you guys are safe to come.
	Don't worry about that.
	Whatever your reservations are, you're going to have a lot of fun.
	It's just a great night.
	Everybody.
	Yeah, I'm at the point now where if there's any kind of right-wing event and what the fuck got me in.
	And they get doxxed or there's a fight or something.
	I'm like, yeah, why did you announce the location, dummies?
	They terrorized the location.
	Have any of you seen pictures from the weekend online yet?
	I saw a good one.
	From the event?
	I saw a good one just before, actually.
	I've seen a few.
	I've seen a few.
	People from the meet and greet and stuff like that.
	Oh, cool.
	Everybody had a great time.
	You will have a great time, and you'll be safe and fun.
	So the Dallas thing, it's looking pretty north.
	I'm seeing Carrollton, Richardson, South of Plano, Farmer's Branch on one side, Garland on the other.
	Preston Hollow.
	These are places that you might want to.
	The Northwood Club, Mel Shire Estates.
	Yeah, that's the best I can do.
	Preston Valley Shopping Center.
	In Dallas, I think it's small enough so that you could.
	Yeah, that's pretty good.
	Preston Valley Shopping Center.
	How is he breaking the fourth wall?
	He's staring at the camera.
	He's not supposed to look at me?
	Oh, staring at the camera?
	He's not.
	He's looking at me.
	No, he's looking at the camera.
	I took that picture.
	Pull up that cassette.
	Dude, all the pictures you took were fucking great.
	Pull up that cassette.
	Okay.
	I want to focus on that mix for a second.
	It's an absolute masterpiece.
	A 20-year-old masterpiece.
	What's the date again?
	April 11th, 2002, I believe it was?
	It's on the side.
	Yeah.
	So they're not in order here.
	This is the way they were sent.
	We got that.
	That's insulting.
	We got this.
	Yep.
	April 11th.
	Good call, Maddie.
	2002.
	20 years ago.
	But open up the inside.
	Look at the quality, too, of the graphic design there.
	Are you sure you sent that?
	You've already shown it, shithead.
	Okay, well.
	That's all I got.
	I got three picks.
	I got this, the side, and then the back with the lyrics.
	One that shows the lyrics or the pick.
	I am 90% sure I sent it to you.
	We were looking at it in your office.
	It's got my fingers in it.
	Yeah.
	Huh.
	Alright, I'll send it to you.
	I'm pretty sure you've shown it on the show tonight.
	No, I don't believe they've shown that one.
	I think he did.
	And he had to flip it.
	No, we did that in your office.
	Yes, but he also did it.
	Oh, he did.
	Flip it.
	Flip it.
	No, I've never seen this image in my entire life.
	But now I have.
	It starts out with Sidney Pollock from Husbands and Wives talking about it's just a funny clip from the movie, so you can't have that on your mix.
	Rotate.
	But then Prefuse 73, back when that scientific rap was big.
	Foxy Brown, that's just a fun, kind of a pop rap hit, 730.
	Aesop Rock and LP were big then.
	And then we're getting kind of sick of the fucking rap.
	So we do Fisher Spooner, Megacolon.
	Wait, what is this single stuff in brackets about?
	And then Cold Cut were those guys who would do sample music, but with video.
	And then the Rapture were big with sort of, what were they called?
	Oh, my God.
	The Lightning Bolt guys.
	Death from Above guys?
	No, but they changed their name from that.
	James, what's his name?
	He's a friend of yours?
	Yeah.
	On the show?
	No.
	Okay.
	Anti-pop consortium.
	Tiga, a sort of Montreal dude.
	Land of the Loops.
	And then Prima Donna's have that song about all damn summer with a head full of pills.
	And then Jan Terry, Jokey Song.
	So a lot of digital music on that side.
	And then we go more guitars on side B. You haven't had enough guitars.
	So, you get Bert Janch doing Blackwater Side, which is ripped off by Jimmy Page on the Led Zeppelin song Blackwater Mountain or whatever it's called.
	They didn't even, they stole the name too.
	And then Springsteen State Trooper is based on Suicide.
	He heard Suicide that year when he was making Nebraska, so he made it sound like suicide, but he's like, So then we have Suicide on there.
	And then The Faint, which is the opening song of this show.
	Then God Flesh getting a little more sinister, but I had to get heavy to get Vaginal Jesus in there because it's the name of the song.
	And the mixtape, their album Affirmative Apartheid.
	Probot was, that was Dave Grohl's Metal Endeavor.
	Very hard to find.
	And it's featuring Kronos of the band.
	Was that Venom?
	That metal band?
	P.O.D. doing kind of a bad brain song.
	And this is hard to find.
	Kid606, weird little Mexican from LA.
	I wonder where the fuck he is today.
	Doing a remix of Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.
	Yeah, yeah, yeahs, of course.
	What's your song with that, né?
	Sings
	So it's a good way to get out of Kid 606 and get into rock.
	Kiss me Deadly.
	Whoa.
	And then Generation X is Kiss Me Deadly.
	The replacements.
	Now we're just doing normal rock.
	Comet Gain, Stereo Total.
	And then Phil Linett of Thin Lizzie.
	Talk in 79.
	That's when he was really addicted to heroin.
	Just about to OD.
	And he did a song about punk when he was living in New York.
	He's like, Generation X was next.
	The clash.
	We're headed for an all-time crash.
	It's super corny.
	Not every song on here is good.
	Some of them are just funny.
	But yeah, absolute masterpiece.
	I used to be the mixtape master.
	That Foxy Brown song, 730, is that about being crazy?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because that's the New York State code for insane.
	Oh, really?
	I never knew that.
	I've heard straight 730.
	It's like in California, it's 5150.
	Right.
	730.
	They say a while out.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yo, he's straight 730, yo.
	There's another one of these.
	What's that?
	Oh, that's one of the on that street.
	That is definitely not a good word.
	Is that Probot?
	Yep.
	Oh, with Kronos.
	Where's Kronos from?
	That was Venom, right?
	Kronos vocalist?
	I mean, it's kind of gay.
	Kronos.
	To be a metal star.
	Isn't it?
	Yeah, Venom.
	Like, you're sitting there with studs on your shirt and you're going like trying to be scary and talking about Satan.
	Isn't that kind of embarrassing for a grown man, especially when you're bald?
	I don't know.
	Real caught up here?
	A crip daddy doing stand-up.
	Gavin, you're so insensitive.
	He's a damn cripple.
	We'll be in NYC then.
	We got that one.
	Okay.
	Let's take a call.
	It's been a while.
	Oh, aye.
	Fuck aye.
	It's been a wee while.
	Okay.
	Hello.
	Hello there.
	Hello.
	It's a call.
	So my...
	So my, I guess, comment is that it kind of irritates me.
	I love Ryan to death.
	I think he does a great job.
	But he likes to say I'm gonna instead of I'm going to.
	I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
	It's like if you could maybe work on that, you don't have to, but it's uh.
	Well, you're dissing the Glaswegians.
	No, the Glaswegians say gony.
	Goni.
	They do melt words together.
	All right.
	Well, you got one thing and you wasted it on that.
	That was stupid.
	Thanks for calling.
	Dude, better than that.
	Davin will cry like a fag watching this.
	I'm going to hang up on him.
	Let's see what you got.
	You know what I cried at the other day?
	Watching Fugazi in some community center somewhere doing waiting room.
	Oh my God, when?
	And I was.
	This was recent?
	No, no, no.
	This is in the 80s.
	It's old, like really grainy footage.
	And I was just remembering being there as a 21-year-old and having that release.
	Like, the hardcore scene was such a great release for a young man.
	It was such great bonding.
	Maybe it inspired the Proud Boys for me anyway.
	It was just like arm in arm, just fucking smashing into each other, covered in sweat.
	I couldn't recommend a better endeavor for a young man.
	I mean, I guess sports, I wasn't into sports, but I guess sports would be a similar kind of thing, playing football or something.
	But anyway, oh, that's it.
	There it is, yeah.
	I was crying watching it.
	I love the bass line of that song.
	It's a masterpiece.
	Thank you.
	And we felt such a kinship with those guys because, you know, their prices were low and they liked us.
	On the back of their CDs, it says, if you're charged more than $10 for this, let us know and we'll pull it out of the store.
	It's fucking great.
	And concert tickets were like five bucks.
	And they always demanded all ages.
	Sometimes they'd overdo it by saying no moshing.
	Look at this.
	Yeah, they would say no moshing because they didn't want girls to be excluded from the pit.
	Oh, I've been to shows where he stopped everybody.
	Really?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Listen, we're not going to play if this is.
	It's like, yo, just play the fucking.
	Yeah, shut up.
	Girls Don't Need Dimash.
	Everybody move it.
	It's going to keep moving it.
	And the way we go.
	Great shit.
	Great shit.
	Okay, so that didn't work.
	Let's see.
	Gavin will cry like a fag watching this, Ryan.
	Click on that.
	Okay.
	You got a greet son.
	We'll see about that.
	See what you got.
	Oh, say can you see my tozery light?
	What so proudly we hailed?
	Oh, say can you see my tozery light?
	also why we sat in a thick kind of traffic Yeah, that was beautiful and everything.
	I'm not crying.
	That was wonderful.
	You can be moved without tears.
	You don't need to greet for everything patriotic.
	Hello, my well-dressed host and fag with a tank.
	Just thought it was funny that Eventbrite is still supporting your tour when also having an issue with Matt Walsh screening his film for watch parties.
	Yeah, trainings have become the new untouchable.
	I would say even more than blacks.
	The gender confusion, mutilation, and sexual confusion is a more important agenda than deplatforming the club and the club supporters.
	How long until Matt Walsh gets a real FBI raid?
	Likely never, but just putting out the idea.
	He did a very sober and scientific look at this bizarre trend, which Hank Coulter also blew up by pointing out the race of the moms of trans children are 98% white.
	Almost all college-educated, upper-middle class.
	Why aren't black kids trans?
	Why aren't Chinese kids trans?
	Why is this so racially specific to white liberals?
	Because it's horseshit.
	Oh, I haven't seen one.
	First world problems.
	First tranny, you're right.
	A black kid tranny.
	Excuse me.
	First world problems that don't exist to anybody but themselves.
	Hey, Gavin, even in Canada, which has like 100 black people, our blacks are insanely violent as well.
	Some piece of human garbage went on a rampage, killing a couple innocents, including a cop.
	The article says we don't know why he did this.
	Here's a link.
	It's not hard to figure out.
	Black men have a propensity for violence in mayhem.
	Oh, that's terrible.
	That was yesterday.
	Yeah?
	What a piece of shit.
	I'm glad the cops killed him.
	P.S. While we're on the topic of silly t-shirt ideas, I thought a funny one would piss off all the sensitive little babies in your audience would be a shirt that says undercover FBI agent.
	Like that woman who came up to me at the bar, the other bar, not the bar we go to.
	And I had a Hawaiian shirt on, and she goes, you're on the job.
	And I was like, how do you know?
	And she goes, I used to date a guy in the FBI.
	Oh, I remember her.
	I recognize you guys.
	Yeah, I go, just please, please, let's keep it on the DL.
	And she was like, I got you.
	A raging cokehead, by the way, she is.
	Oh, you know her, right?
	Yeah.
	Have you ever fucked her?
	No.
	If anyone can have it, I don't want it.
	Maybe Danny does.
	949, you're on the line.
	Go ahead, Danny.
	Hey, Gabu!
	Ew!
	Ew!
	Hey, man, I just want to say thank you to you and Maddie.
	Bought my first motorcycle.
	Holy shit, were you right, man?
	Life immediately became better.
	Way easier to get at.
	So much fucking fun riding this thing.
	So much fun riding.
	I bought a Harley-Davidson Sportster, 2008.
	Cost me $9,000.
	One of my first big boy purchases.
	And the whole world opened up to me.
	Harley-Davidson Sportster 2008?
	Yes, it's a 1200cc.
	Oh, it looks like a butte.
	Does it have any fairing or anything, or it's just like stripped down like that?
	No, mine has a bunch of.
	Mine looks like it was owned by a neo-Nazi before me.
	It's got like skulls all over it, brass knuckle on the side.
	But dude, I don't even need to ride it to get ass.
	I just tell chicks I have one, and immediately you can feel them getting wet.
	And they all ask, when can I ride on it?
	When can I ride on it?
	Anytime, baby.
	Anytime.
	Well, I also think there's a Pavlovian effect when they're sitting on the back and it's vibrating their clit.
	So their subconscious goes, every time I'm with Alan, I have good feelings in my cunt.
	I remember I had a girl in the back with Todd.
	She used to ride with me often.
	One of the few that I should ride with.
	And at red light, she would lean over and rev the throttle.
	I'm like, you dirty bitch.
	So, Maddie, this is just a beginner bike, but once I get a little bit more experienced, what would be a good bike to get on?
	I want to stay loyal to Harley.
	I love the brand.
	I've been looking at Dyna's.
	Yeah, I like Dinah's.
	Those are my favorite.
	Dyna.
	I mean, they don't make them anymore, unfortunately.
	I forget what year they stopped, they stopped a few years ago.
	Is this Harley Davidson, too?
	How do you spell it?
	D-Y-N-A?
	Oh, those are pretty.
	Yep, like that's an FX-DX right there.
	The one with the ferry, that one right there.
	Uh-huh.
	Those are the ones I like.
	Those are my favorite.
	FXDX.
	Maybe we need to get a little sensor.TV MC going on here.
	There you go.
	Yeah.
	Although, I don't like going faster than 60 miles an hour.
	It's too many shitty little garage.
	When we go on road trips, I'll just meet you guys at the next destination as I hit the slow lane.
	Thanks for calling, Carler.
	Hey, enjoy the bike.
	Welcome to the World of Pussy.
	I remember the Fawn said that to Richie Cunningham.
	Richie Cunningham wanted to become cool.
	And he said, do I got to get a leather jacket?
	What do I got to do?
	And the Fons goes, no, just a motorcycle.
	Any size, any kind.
	I think he wrote a Triumph for a BSA in the Air Force.
	Oh, really?
	Do you remember what color his leather jacket was?
	What kind of motorcycle did the Fawns drive?
	It was a brown leather jacket, and his bike was usually like a silver-blue color.
	The Fawns used a Harley-Davidson the first season before switching to the Custom Triumph, which is the same model written by Marlon Brando's motorcycle tough Johnny Strabbler in the wild one.
	My son's named after Johnny Strabbler.
	I didn't know his last name was Strabler.
	In fact, I think he's listed on IMDb as just Johnny.
	Huh.
	Henry Winkler.
	Custom Triumph.
	Pull that up?
	That's cool.
	So, Marlon, Johnny and the Wild One had the same bike as the Fons.
	But when you look up Custom Triumph, doesn't that just list a bunch of different Triumphs?
	Well, I put in Fons.
	Johnny Wild One Try Um Hmm I like the big headlight.
	Pull that up.
	Oh, yeah, they were called the Black Rebels Motorcycle Club.
	It was a good band, too.
	Huh.
	Great, great bike.
	Great bike.
	Fun bike.
	Fun times.
	What else should we talk about?
	Anything good in the mailbag?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, wait.
	I think we click this guy's name real quick.
	He's 650.
	Hey, what's going on, caller?
	650.
	I mean, I heard a bee, but this is me?
	Yeah, that's you.
	What's up, buddy?
	650.
	All right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	So here's the thing, right?
	Gavin, you've been talking about kicking people out at 18 for quite a while now.
	But I got to say, like, I'm an 86 club guy, born in 1906, Josh LaCash.
	I'm fully on board with multi-generational households.
	What the fuck's the issue with multi-generational households?
	Why do you degrade that so much?
	This is, I mean, I'm not discounting your degeneracy or any of that shit, but what's the issue with multi-generational households?
	Why not do that?
	Why not pass values on for longer than 18 years until your children's minds are fully developed?
	'Cause they gotta go out and independent.
	Now, if someone wants their parents to live with them, like they have a big enough house that their parents can be The opposite way, right?
	Why not support your kids for a little longer until they can handle this new atmosphere?
	We have shit that our genetics are not able to handle.
	We have this social media.
	We have stuff that just we did not have the capacity to handle.
	You know, an 18-year-old is an adult.
	An 18-year-old can work.
	An 18-year-old.
	It's by our definition.
	We define it that way.
	So you say 18.
	Yeah, but we define it that way through trial and error.
	Or why kick them out at all?
	Why not just have a castle in an empire?
	Why don't you?
	You have the resources.
	Now, I love you, man.
	I came to the Vegas show.
	I love this stuff.
	But why not escalate your family to the status that actually can make a change?
	You have them live with you.
	They learn from you.
	You grow in the same way that the Bidens or the Clintons or any of these people grow.
	You fucking make an empire of freedom, the values that we like.
	So tell me how this plays out.
	My daughter stays with me.
	My sons stay with me.
	So my daughter's like 26 and she's living at home.
	Have a castle.
	Have a bigger house.
	And then she gets married and her and her husband live in the basement.
	It's an empire.
	Make an empire.
	I mean, I guess I could see if we had a whole compound and I built other houses around my main house.
	Tim Pool's fucking doing it.
	You think that fucking guy has more...
	Come on.
	Do you think that bad guy is a fucking compound?
	No, exactly.
	That's why I say he's a loser.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	But you do the same thing.
	But what you do, here's the thing, right?
	Why don't you want to live with your grandkids?
	Yeah, I don't really...
	Okay, so what you're saying is sort of a different thing.
	You're saying build a compound where your, I'm talking about multi-generational households.
	How many children do you have?
	The common American thing is to just, okay, move on and, you know, you kick your kids out at 18 or you pursue that.
	And there's probably some very important wisdom about making people struggle.
	I think that should still be capable, but you still build an empire in that.
	And I think if you look at like Joshua Cash or Lauren Southern, and it's a fucking weird overlap between these sort of people, or Owen Benjamin, and these people are very vastly different than you and me also.
	But if you look at that, you can see that they're fine with living with family.
	I'm not talking about the family.
	Wait a minute.
	Lauren Southern's baby is like six months.
	Owen Benjamin has nothing but little kids.
	None of them have built the thing.
	And Josh LeCash moved in with his in-laws when he was because he was broke.
	With his in-laws, so with his parents, essentially.
	I mean, I get that's not his, you know, okay.
	It's his parents, essentially, though.
	Okay, sure.
	But he's saving money by living with his parents or his in-laws.
	I can't remember if it's his parents or his inlaws.
	Isn't that better?
	Isn't that better than this?
	Yeah, but he's already had an independent life out there in the world.
	He's fended for himself already out there in the world.
	How old are you?
	Do you have kids?
	I don't have kids.
	I've been married.
	It did not go well.
	She cheated.
	I don't have kids.
	I'm back on it.
	I'm trying, right?
	So I'm 34, right?
	So, yeah, it didn't happen for me.
	It doesn't mean I didn't try, right?
	I want kids.
	I think it's retarded for anybody to not try and have kids.
	Failing is a shitty thing to do, but it does happen.
	All right.
	Well, maybe focus on that before you come up with this idea of building a multi-house empire.
	Like a main house, and then other kids have their own homes, and then they get married, and then they stay in those homes.
	And I'm sure I would love that, by the way.
	I'd love to have a big compound where my kids have homes on the property, but they're not going to want to do that.
	She's going to marry some dude who works in, I don't know, Colorado.
	He's going to want to stay there.
	Like, the idea that her and her husband and my two sons and their wives are all going to be okay with living in whatever, Greenville, South Carolina, whatever we choose.
	The odds are like real small, especially if we're not Amish.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	And don't build utopias when you can't even hold down a marriage.
	Yeah, but the funniest thing is, like, if you look back in history, like becoming, the ritual of becoming a man in ancient cultures was like 13, 12.
	Right.
	Can you get on Mike a little more, man?
	He's like 18, so young.
	And there's something good about those years where you are paying your own rent, making spaghetti, coming home, eating ramen, having your friends come over.
	It's an important part of your development.
	I left home at 17.
	I didn't want to be there.
	Yeah.
	They do it with the...
	Right.
	I think we all did, yeah.
	But was it the Mormons who do that, what's it called?
	Not Ramadan, but...
	The thing where you get to party for two years and do whatever you want.
	Oh, no, that's Ramspringer.
	Ramspringa.
	The Amish.
	Yeah.
	That's to see if you want to continue being an Amish lifestyle or go out into the civilian world.
	What a weird call, though, that guy does, where he's single.
	34.
	He's sitting here discussing the ethics of whether you should let your kids move out at 18 or keep them until they're 22 or not.
	I think you're putting the cart before the horse, my friend.
	A lot of shit's going to happen between the time your kids zero and the time your kids 18.
	Be like the Bidens and Clintons.
	Yeah.
	The Clintons have one kid, Chelsea.
	She's living at home.
	Here's an interesting one.
	Hey, Gav, I can only speak for myself, but I think a lot of the guys, Proud Boys and Baby Monsters alike, feel you look down on a lot of them.
	You often talk like you don't like us.
	You say constantly that we're not friends.
	You insult us.
	Then Co-Splay is a working-class dude.
	You're getting out of touch.
	And I think the prank went over so poorly because it felt like a slap in the face to the guys who have gone through it.
	I still like you.
	I think you should be more appreciative of the people who have stood by your side physically and metaphorically.
	Yes, I don't think I could be much more supportive of the Proud Boys considering how many times I've visited Max and John in jail and sent them money and talked to them and their lawyers and their families every day and supported the club through thick and thin, even when they don't support me.
	And as far as the baby monsters thing, I mean, I've criticized some weirdos who show up at Compound Media.
	And the meet and greet that we did in Orlando was four hours of, hi, how you doing?
	I don't care if you do that to various Victoria's Secret supermodels, you're going to be drained by that.
	But the reason I find this letter interesting is because there's this strange sort of like demand you get from, and I don't like the word fans, but people who, I don't know, contribute to your well-being or something.
	It's this like, you need to constantly talk about how much I love my fans.
	My fans are the greatest people in the world.
	And it's a weird sort of subservience where I pay you money, almost like an OnlyFans thing, where I pay you money, but I want you to be my bitch.
	And it's hard to put into words, but it's not healthy.
	Like, imagine Tucker Carlson being told he needs to appreciate his viewers more.
	What?
	No.
	No.
	I obviously appreciate the fact that I'm able to do this job very much.
	But this idea of like, I don't think you like me enough, or you don't recognize my contribution enough.
	That's like on some stand shit.
	That's an Eminem song.
	And it's a dangerous path to take.
	You know what didn't get mentioned enough is that this is all of this, that whole thing was created for the viewers so they could figure stuff out.
	And we were updating each other on how much stuff we were seeing.
	They were figuring out.
	It wasn't for the media.
	We were talking about this.
	There might be an article written.
	People might unsubscribe.
	But we've done this in the past.
	And it's entertaining seeing what people get out of it.
	And we left them barely anywhere.
	Well, yeah, there was no like, hey, I've been arrested by the FBI.
	I need money.
	Well, here's the funniest thing.
	You're saying that people that have gone through, like, I guess, raids, but I've been raided by the ATF, the FBI.
	Who gives a fuck?
	Ready?
	I live my own life.
	And if those are maybe the repercussions of my actions, then I accept them.
	I made the ATF kick my door in.
	I made the FBI arrest me.
	I made the state police come and get me.
	I didn't, I didn't, if that happened to you, like, people said, did he get arrested?
	I don't know.
	Even if he did, there's nothing I can do about it right now.
	Who the fuck are you mad at?
	Somebody else made the point that, like, it didn't go over well.
	They said I have friends that are in the same position and they thought that they were coming for them.
	Well, they are.
	I mean, that's why people fell for the prey because it's totally a realistic thing that would happen in this place.
	If somebody's worried about the FBI kicking their door in, then they should start looking at what they're doing.
	And maybe not do something that would let the FBI kick their door in.
	Well, part of the point was in this day and age, you can't avoid the FBI kicking your door in.
	Like that woman in Alaska, who was four hours from Anchorage, who had them kick her door in.
	It was based on the assumption that she had Nancy Pelosi's laptop, which she didn't.
	That was her punishment for being present at Jan 6.
	And they have to understand this is entertainment.
	How is the super chat going?
	Not good?
	Oh, I got a couple.
	I think it's, there we go.
	We got two more here.
	Here's the bike I rode to your show from L.A. to Vegas.
	That's only four hours.
	But that's a lot of fun.
	There's a couple of guys that rode.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	There was a guy, the hired Guns MC guy who wanted to give the challenge coins and stuff.
	Oh, right.
	He rode a couple of, there was some guys there that rode from out of town on bikes.
	He asked me if I wanted to go out and ride it.
	I said, I've been drinking all day.
	I said, I don't think I should be driving drunk in Vegas.
	Here's the micro show from LA to Vegas.
	Any bike that isn't in cubic inches is for fags.
	Don't give me any of your Euro gay or Jap fag CC engines.
	Let's see the bike.
	Oh, that link is broken by the.
	No, it's broken because you broke it.
	You started HTTPS.
	Oh, sorry.
	Well, I got it.
	You just grabbed the bottom of the link.
	I've got to be honest.
	I think that's a 2020.
	So what is that, 104 or 107 cubic inch, maybe?
	I'm not sure.
	What does it say, Ryan?
	Cruiser?
	I'm not a Harley guy.
	I don't mean any disrespect to Harley people.
	Yeah, 107.
	It's just not my cup of tea.
	I like old BMWs.
	I like Triumphs.
	I like British bikes.
	I know I shouldn't.
	I should be supporting American bikes.
	I don't know.
	I don't like American cars either.
	Hey, Lost.
	1,753 cubic centimeter motor.
	CC.
	1,700.
	Is that good?
	Well, the other guy just had a 1,200.
	Gavin's bike's 1,200.
	No, it's not.
	You're triumph?
	Yeah, it's like 750.
	No.
	Yeah.
	At best.
	Yeah.
	On a good day.
	I think they blasted out the, whatever you call it, the air filters to make it go from like 700 to 750 or perform like a 750.
	But I don't think it's even a 750.
	Gavin used to complain about what people got when they stole packages left at the door.
	This video shows what's inside random undelivered packages.
	Skip two minutes.
	This is called lost package.
	Yeah, I still can't figure out stealing Amazon packages.
	I had a package stolen the other day.
	I was pleased to see it.
	What was in it?
	I don't know.
	It was a gift sent from somebody for my birthday.
	My Amazon shit is so weird, the odds of you liking it are one in 500.
	It could be socks that my daughter ordered for herself that are already weird socks because she's kind of goth.
	It could be some sort of like, like the other day, I had this chair that was fake leather and the shit was wearing off.
	So I got this leather paint that you put on it to sort of seal it up.
	Didn't work, by the way.
	You don't want that.
	Let me look at my Amazon list.
	I'm going to look at my Amazon orders to tell you how stupid you'd have to be to rob me.
	I barely want it.
	I want it so little that when it gets stolen, I'm like, oh, good, less shit in the fucking house.
	Okay, yeah.
	Oh, that's definitely from China.
	That's a Bakugan top.
	Well, these are quite hefty.
	We're going to have to construct this using the power of guessing.
	Well, those are this guy buying undelivered Amazon packages?
	Yeah, and he says now he regrets it.
	Okay.
	History packages.
	We've got a string of lights.
	I think my wife's into decorating the basement more.
	So she's got pink fairy lights with like a little button to change the colors.
	Then there's a charger, 20-watt USB fast charger for an iPad if you want that.
	Then we have some French linen.
	I guess she's buying sheets for something.
	Okay.
	So we've got a bunch of sheets.
	We've got some, you could also steal, and by the way, when you're stealing sheets, you're hoping it's the size that your bed is.
	And a good thread count.
	Yeah.
	These are artificial flowers.
	Okay.
	I don't know why she's buying those.
	No.
	What else have we got that you could steal from my house?
	You could steal a Bellini hand-tufted wool area rug in case you're interested in having one of those.
	You get what I'm saying?
	I need one of those.
	A kid's book, a Numbers Game Baseball.
	It's like a kid's activity book that you draw in for baseball.
	More lights, more shit, a book about baseball.
	Oh, here's a good thing you should get your daughter, by the way.
	On top of pepper spray.
	She's Birdie.
	What?
	She's like S-H-E Apostrophe S. Birdie.
	B-I-R-D-Y?
	B-I-R-D-I-E.
	And it's this thing a cop told me to get.
	The cop who used to arrest you pretty regularly.
	There's many of them.
	And it's, pull it up, Ryan.
	Who was that?
	I mean, I was saying.
	Yeah, I don't want to say.
	But, okay, so you see, it's got that keychain.
	It's treated like a grenade.
	You pull that pin, and it's the most blinding light you can imagine, and a siren that's so loud, everyone around you is completely deaf.
	So if someone's trying to rape you.
	Is there like a demonstration video there?
	Yeah, there are on YouTube if you look it up.
	But YouTube obviously can't do justice to the volume of this thing.
	So I don't know if you ever set off your own alarm by accident?
	While you're trying to turn it off and like put the coat in or anything, you're so disoriented it's hard.
	Like I knew a guy once upstate, he accidentally set off his own alarm.
	He was so disoriented that he couldn't figure out how to turn it off.
	He ended up taking an axe to the keypad and smashing it into the wall.
	I want to get that and just set it off at places.
	Go to like Walmart and keep it in the past.
	Yeah, it goes until you put the pin back in.
	So if you leave with the pin.
	I'm going to get one of those.
	I don't know what I do with it, but.
	Drag Queen Story Hour.
	Dude, you go to Drag Queen Story Hour, you pull the pin, turn it up.
	It does fit really well in my hand.
	The stinger.
	And when I pull this tip off, I'm going to go ahead and pull it.
	Seatbelt cutter?
	So this one?
	It has a light on the front, and it pulls out like this.
	I'm going to go ahead and keep my hand on the speaker here so that it's muffled.
	The speaker is on the back, as you can see.
	It kind of does do it justice.
	Wow.
	So do we want to do it?
	Your ears hurt.
	That didn't do it justice at all.
	It sounded mildly annoying.
	In my headphones, it really sucked.
	Oh, really?
	Yes.
	So you could go to Drag Queen Story Hour.
	Hypothetically, I'm not advocating you do this.
	Do not do this.
	But one could, if one was evil and horrible, and I hope no one ever does this.
	Have you seen this?
	You could pull the plug on it somewhere weird and just sort of drop it where no one's going to find it.
	Yeah, those are illegal, though.
	I was told these were illegal.
	So they're like brass knuckles.
	They're illegal.
	Oh, shit.
	That's what they used to attack that dude, that politician.
	Remember the crazy Warvet guy?
	Yep.
	He had one of those in his hand.
	Was he attacking again?
	Oh, yeah.
	He was on stage.
	Yeah.
	Fuck.
	Alright, let's take a call.
	Okay, 510, you're on the low.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Here to lighten the mood a little bit.
	There's a great clip on YouTube.
	I just was hoping to get your take on the behind the scenes of that.
	There's a black chick, there's a sister.
	She's all over you, Gav.
	It's really endearing, a really sweet clip.
	It's a think tanked from 2012.
	And thanks for calling.
	A think tank?
	Wait, what?
	I got think tanked from 2012.
	Oh, here we go.
	Oh, that worked?
	Is that you there, Gav?
	Yeah.
	Is that Jason?
	Is that you?
	You know what that was?
	They came with this idea.
	They were like, let's have our guests drink and then we'll do a talk show.
	Yeah, that's fine if people can handle their booze.
	Women cannot handle their booze.
	So the girls in this just got fucking blind drunk.
	Politics and religion.
	What does he have some cocktail olives in his mouth?
	Politics and religion.
	Does he have a fake hand?
	A fake hand?
	His hand looks weird.
	Politics and religion.
	Or is it just the light on it?
	It looks really black.
	It's just froggy.
	He said erection on it.
	Frank, I think politics in general is a bad idea.
	Drinking in politics is a bad idea.
	She wanted to fuck me by the end.
	But she changed from her high heels to sports sandals.
	I was like, sorry.
	That one got annihilated and started being way too friendly to the black girl.
	Not in a gay way, but like, you're my girl.
	Because white people love black people too much.
	So they all got toasted.
	This is a great idea.
	In fact, alcohol should fuel most humans.
	The daily.
	Yeah, thanks for sending me a video I was in a long time ago.
	David and Robert are drinking the Obama Artists.
	Mitt Hatton, I believe.
	That's right.
	Very full.
	It was lucrative.
	Luxurious.
	So many glasses back then.
	I think Condi is a distraction.
	You know, there's a lot going on, and he's, you know, hated by several groups.
	He's also.
	He Romney or he Romney.
	This is pre-Trump, where you could be on the right and people were just like, oh, that's kind of quirky.
	It was like being the opposite of a vegetarian.
	Then it became being Satan.
	Maybe jump to the end.
	Is it like a Mexican midget she stole the castanets from and made earrings out of?
	Or terrible people?
	I just want to crawl inside.
	Look at how horny she is.
	She wants to crawl inside of you.
	How many?
	That's me.
	I just want to crawl inside of you.
	You guys suck.
	You guys suck.
	Oh, they will soon.
	He gets me.
	You know what?
	F ⁇ this ring.
	What's up, please?
	All right, that's enough.
	Fuck that ring.
	A Gav moments.
	We got three minutes left.
	Let's fill it with calls.
	Hello, caller.
	Yes.
	Caleb.
	626.
	626.
	You're on the licks.
	Hey, am I on?
	Yes.
	Hello.
	Hey, guys.
	I was at the Las Vegas show.
	You guys did an amazing job.
	Gavin, you killed it.
	Me and my husband have been making jokes all week long about how we need to be pure of heart in order to stretch out our arm.
	You guys did a great job.
	Now, what was that one from again?
	What was that bit?
	Essentially, that in order for a retard to be able to stretch out their arm.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	When I'm on the plane, yeah, yeah.
	Don't give away any bits.
	I don't know why I demanded it no more.
	You guys did a great job, but I have a complaint about this one guy, and I just have to shit on him.
	There was this guy who went up to every single one of you, and he was saying, and he was critiquing the show.
	He was saying, well, they should have been a separate VIP line.
	It should have been longer.
	There should have been a Q ⁇ A. Was he wearing a suit?
	And he was in front of me every single time I was waiting to talk to you guys.
	And I just want to say to the entire audience, if you're going to a show, don't be that dickhead to go up to the people who are running the show and then critique it.
	You literally make fun of these people when they try to make critiques on your show.
	Why would you pay $100 to be at this VIP thing and then come up to every, he went up to Ryan, he went up to Josh Denny, he went up to you, Gavin, and he just looked like a moron.
	Yeah, so this is what he did.
	He goes, you know, I understand.
	So I understand what you want to do here.
	You have your show, and then people get the VIP pass and they can mingle around and then they do selfies or whatever.
	But I think it would be much more prudent for you to have an even more expensive option, like maybe 500, and you sit down with that person one-on-one and you get to have an intense discussion with that person for, you know, 20 minutes or something.
	And that's a third option.
	And I was like, no.
	First of all, I don't see anyone paying $500 to speak to me for 20 minutes.
	And secondly, what am I going to do?
	Sit with like, say three people do it.
	That's an hour where I got to sit with these random rich people and get a heart to heart.
	And then I was also like, who comes to a thing with an idea on how it should be done differently?
	That's how he should do his show.
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	Hey, Mr. Speaker.
	I don't understand.
	I don't understand how you have so many morons watching this show.
	These losers come to the show, they pay the money, and then they think it's productive to critique the people running the show.
	He just looks like a moron, and me and my husband have been making fun of him all week long.
	So anyone who's going to any sports, please don't do that because we're making fun of you.
	You're a loser.
	Wow.
	Loser.
	That was pretty harsh.
	Damn.
	Oh, thanks for coming to the show.
	You can be harsh on me if you remember me.
	I was one of the only girls there.
	And if you could give me a rating if you remember me, I was one of the only girls there.
	So you were harsh on me.
	There was lots of chicks there.
	There were lots of chicks.
	Especially at the meet and greet.
	There was like five couples.
	Maybe it's because there was 95% guys.
	Were you the goth?
	To me, it didn't seem like a lot of girls.
	The goth looking one?
	You'd have to send a pic into the mailbag.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	I'll send a pic.
	Bye, guys.
	Bye, guys.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right, folks, that's 10 o'clock.
	Lots of shit going down this week.
	We've got to record like 16 hours of shows to allow for this Disney trip.
	But that's the end of today.
	I'm Ty Ty, so I don't have a great ending.
	Thanks to Maddie O'Dell for coming by.
	Thank you.
	Once again.
	We have one more there, right?
	Oh, there's two.
	When are you sending Ryan out?
	Remember he bought that eraser board for $100, and I said, don't do it.
	It's stupid?
	Where is the eraser board now?
	It's in the Waiting in the Wings.
	Waiting in the Wings.
	Patrick Bett David on YouTube just released a five-hour podcast interview with Andrew Tate.
	Five hours?
	That's long.
	That would take a week to get through.
	Should any conversation be more than an hour?
	Every time I do these sit-downs here, no matter how interesting the person is, towards the end of the hour, I'm like, I think we're getting pretty much the idea here.
	It was very interesting.
	Ryan could probably perfect his imitation after watching it.
	He has odd word choices like using people trafficking instead of human trafficking.

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