Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #163
Aired: 2022-08-26
Duration: 06:06


=== Why We Wear Suits On Air (05:19) ===

[00:00:47]  It's the front bottoms from New Jersey, Twin Size Mattress.
[00:00:50]  About breaking up, I guess.
[00:00:52]  Sad little song.
[00:00:54]  I feel like if when you were younger, Ryan, if you were 20, you'd be totally ripping off this band.
[00:01:00]  No, I don't like this type of stuff.
[00:01:02]  That existed when I was like a music man.
[00:01:05]  Well, this band's from 2007 originally, I believe.
[00:01:08]  Yep, that style has been around.
[00:01:10]  Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live on censored TV.
[00:01:15]  Maddie O is not here.
[00:01:17]  Again, he's still away on vacación.
[00:01:20]  But as you know, this is the show that is free to the public.
[00:01:26]  We do a free show here for the first, I always say half hour.
[00:01:29]  It ends up being an hour because I want to talk about stuff and catch everyone up.
[00:01:32]  And then we do some calls.
[00:01:34]  We take some letters.
[00:01:35]  There's a super chat.
[00:01:36]  This is sort of where we get to know the baby monsters.
[00:01:38]  We get to know the public.
[00:01:40]  We get to know what you guys had a problem with this week and what was factually incorrect or what you disagree with.
[00:01:47]  We get to know the audience.
[00:01:49]  And I think that's the very important part of anyone doing business.
[00:01:53]  And getting good at it.
[00:01:54]  And getting good at it, if you will.
[00:01:56]  Today's episode is brought to you by Nita Fashions.
[00:02:00]  I usually wear a suit on the show.
[00:02:02]  I wear a t-shirt on the live show because I'm promoting our various t-shirts.
[00:02:06]  You can go to censoring.tv and pick up these shirts.
[00:02:07]  But before we get to that, self-plug, check out Nita Fashions.
[00:02:12]  They can set you up.
[00:02:13]  All the suits, well, not all, but 99% of the suits you see me wear on the show are from Nita Fashions.
[00:02:19]  Custom-made.
[00:02:20]  They're measured to a T. I love this place.
[00:02:23]  And when you go there, they go to all these different hotel rooms around the world.
[00:02:28]  They'll come to your town at some point, although you can do it online too.
[00:02:31]  And you get measured up and you're in seam and all that stuff, and you go and check fabrics.
[00:02:34]  It's a male equivalent to a spa.
[00:02:37]  I don't like spas.
[00:02:38]  Damn!
[00:02:40]  I don't want anyone touching my toes.
[00:02:42]  I don't like being in hot water.
[00:02:43]  I hate being massaged.
[00:02:44]  This is what a massage feels like to me.
[00:02:46]  Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[00:02:49]  It's annoying.
[00:02:50]  I come from really, really hard.
[00:02:52]  But Nita Fashions, you go there and you discuss what the pockets will be like and what buttons, mother of pearl buttons and all this.
[00:03:01]  And the great thing about this place, too, is it's in Hong Kong and they ship it to you after you get it all measured up.
[00:03:08]  It's never happened in the States.
[00:03:10]  The range is amazing.
[00:03:12]  Get a shirt for 50 bucks, get a shirt for 500 bucks.
[00:03:14]  Get a suit for 800 bucks, get a suit for 5,000 bucks.
[00:03:20]  Everyone should have one suit, too, don't you think?
[00:03:23]  Even if you're a welder, you're going to go to weddings, you're going to go to funerals.
[00:03:27]  Look at the cool linings you can choose.
[00:03:29]  You choose that, too.
[00:03:30]  And you feel like you've been pampered.
[00:03:32]  When you go there and you get all fitted, it's the male equivalent of being pampered.
[00:03:37]  My head is touching the top here, Ryan.
[00:03:41]  So we'd like to thank Nita Fashions for being with us since day one.
[00:03:46]  What's the URL there, Ryan?
[00:03:48]  NitaFashions.com.
[00:03:49]  Once again, that is NitaFashions.
[00:03:51]  No URL.
[00:03:52]  Nita.com.
[00:03:53]  That is the URL.
[00:03:56]  No, I meant no hyphen, no underscore.
[00:03:57]  Oh, no, no, no.
[00:03:58]  And what's the, for some reason, maybe I'm an old guy, but most of our people seem to like to go there via Instagram.
[00:04:04]  Their Instagram is nita.fashions.
[00:04:07]  Again, that is nita.fashions.
[00:04:09]  So DM them there, set it up.
[00:04:10]  Please make sure you mention that you're coming from Censored TV because they give me amazing deals on outfits, which is why I'm always looking so fantastic.
[00:04:19]  It's ironic that I'm advertising them here with a t-shirt on when I'm usually wearing it.
[00:04:23]  And you know what else is cool, by the way?
[00:04:25]  When you get your suit, it says your name on the inside.
[00:04:29]  I have this fantasy of my sons.
[00:04:31]  One of the things that helps them get over my death is that they'll have the suits and they can wear them and my Rolex.
[00:04:40]  But they probably won't want either.
[00:04:42]  Don't live for your kids.
[00:04:44]  I wrote all these notes in the books I read, hoping they would read them one day.
[00:04:48]  But they don't do that.
[00:04:51]  They're not interested in the books.
[00:04:54]  You wonder what your legacy will be with your children.
[00:04:56]  Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
[00:04:58]  Neither fashions.
[00:04:59]  Thank you for sponsoring the show.
[00:05:01]  All right, let's get started with the show.
[00:05:07]  Before we take calls, and we'll put the number on the screen there to take calls, I want to talk about...
[00:05:17]  Sex.
[00:05:18]  Yeah, I want to talk about sex.
[00:05:20]  Sex is like a tickle.
[00:05:21]  No, I think someone's lurking on the doorway.
[00:05:26]  Wish I check it out?
[00:05:28]  Normally we'd have Maddie to handle this.
[00:05:30]  Can you go answer it?
[00:05:31]  It's going to obviously distract me.
[00:05:33]  Might be someone.
[00:05:34]  I invited a couple people to watch the show.
[00:05:37]  Sorry about this, folks.
[00:05:38]  This does not make for very good entertainment.
[00:05:42]  But when we hear someone at the studio this late at night here in the Bronx, it's very weird because no one knows we're here.
[00:05:49]  And unless it's a buddy, then why would they?
[00:05:58]  Don't let them in.
[00:06:03]  Hello?
[00:06:05]  We're shooting a show.