Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E122 - MEMORIAL DAY MAIL BAG 1
Aired: 2022-05-30
Duration: 04:57


=== The Future Is Yours (03:47) ===

[00:00:51]  The future is yours, fill this part in.
[00:00:54]  The future is yours, fill this part in.
[00:00:57]  The future is yours, so fill this part in.
[00:01:00]  The future is yourself, fill this for you.
[00:01:03]  The future is yours.
[00:01:10]  Hello, folks.
[00:01:11]  Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
[00:01:13]  I am not here.
[00:01:15]  I'm at Lake George with my family.
[00:01:17]  Went to the cabin on the lake there.
[00:01:19]  I fucking love Lake George.
[00:01:22]  It's all bikers.
[00:01:23]  It's all MAGA.
[00:01:24]  And my boys finally play together.
[00:01:27]  They're not on screens.
[00:01:28]  They take little pieces of bread and put on a fish hook and catch a million little sunfish, bass.
[00:01:33]  I don't fucking know.
[00:01:35]  And you ride around the boat and you go and you get some BLTs and some burgers.
[00:01:41]  I want to buy a place there.
[00:01:43]  It's fucking paradise.
[00:01:45]  So we're going to be there Monday and Tuesday.
[00:01:47]  But we don't want to deny you GOML.
[00:01:49]  I actually am a little insecure about it.
[00:01:52]  I don't want you to get out of the habit of watching this show because this is how we make a living.
[00:01:58]  And I think the most important thing about a restaurant is to remain open and have reliable hours.
[00:02:04]  So when people have their Monday dinner at Gavstav, they know what's going to be there.
[00:02:08]  As soon as it's closed, they start making other plans.
[00:02:12]  And then GavzTav's no more.
[00:02:16]  That was Marnie Stern.
[00:02:18]  She's almost my age.
[00:02:19]  She's 46, New Yorker, unbelievably talented guitarist, and super funny.
[00:02:26]  She worked for MTV for a while just for fun, doing this show called Weird Vibes, where she'd go around and interview other band members.
[00:02:33]  And it was really hilarious.
[00:02:36]  So her problem is she's big in the indie world with the Zoomers, and she's 46.
[00:02:41]  So you know what she does?
[00:02:44]  She just fucks her fans.
[00:02:47]  Kind of sad.
[00:02:48]  Because she can't find anyone.
[00:02:50]  There's no guys.
[00:02:51]  I can't tell you how many beautiful, single, talented, funny women I know who can't get guys.
[00:02:58]  And I don't know a ton of, I know some millennials, but I don't know any, that many Zoomers.
[00:03:04]  But the few young people I do know, look, turn it up.
[00:03:09]  I bet it'll be funny.
[00:03:14]  We are leaving the pitchfork party and the line is ridonculous.
[00:03:18]  I would never wait on that line.
[00:03:19]  It's too hot.
[00:03:20]  I get a sunburn.
[00:03:21]  My vagina would start to ache.
[00:03:23]  If I was 22 and I came here, I would have drunk every second of every moment.
[00:03:30]  I'd be at every show having sex with every person.
[00:03:33]  It would be awesome.
[00:03:35]  I have a bunch of press at South by Southwest.
[00:03:39]  So your name is...
[00:03:46]  And you do what?
[00:03:49]  Have bed bugs or bites or something's going on with my body and it itches.
[00:03:54]  So why am I interviewing you then?
[00:03:56]  I don't know.
[00:03:59]  We're switching to a hotel.
[00:04:02]  It's a dump, but I would have been.
[00:04:04]  The other thing I was going to say is I don't think young people are fucking.
[00:04:08]  You know young people, Ryan.
[00:04:09]  Are they fucking?
[00:04:12]  I think they're fucking.
[00:04:13]  What do you consider young?
[00:04:14]  I mean, like Zoom.
[00:04:15]  Like 25-year-olds.
[00:04:17]  I think they're fucking.
[00:04:17]  I keep seeing them on social media going, haven't had sex in three years.
[00:04:20]  Jeez.
[00:04:22]  The ones I know are fucking, but they're in relationships.

=== Police Shirts and Dismissals (00:33) ===

[00:04:25]  Anyway, so this thing is going to be mailbag.
[00:04:30]  Next Monday, Tuesday, we have off.
[00:04:32]  So I'm going to wear police shirts like this cool one.
[00:04:35]  Gang squad.
[00:04:36]  They discontinue the gang squad.
[00:04:37]  So what does it say on my back?
[00:04:40]  It says, We protect and served to be denied and dismissed.
[00:04:45]  Bronx gang squad, number 397.
[00:04:49]  It's a tad small.
[00:04:50]  That's the problem with being so ripped is all my favorite t-shirts are becoming too small.
[00:04:55]  Remember when Lauren Dowdy was here tattooing us?