Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E114 - THE BULLFROG WINS
Aired: 2022-05-10
Duration: 04:57


=== Blurry And Incompetent (04:27) ===

[00:00:29]  Six liter, GTR, six liter, GTR, six later, GTR, six later, that is Australia's The Chats with their newest hit six-liter GTR, the Nissan GTR, affordable sports car that you can really sink some money into if you're one of those zipper heads that likes to put a spoiler on the back, as Walt Kowalski would say.
[00:01:00]  In Gran Torino, welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
[00:01:03]  This is the Tuesday show.
[00:01:05]  I must be out of shape to be winded from that one-second jog to the desk.
[00:01:14]  Well, I'd like to welcome my co-host, Ryan Rivera.
[00:01:18]  Ryan is here.
[00:01:19]  Blurry as usual, incompetent, as is his wont.
[00:01:24]  Always terrible at his job.
[00:01:26]  Fired, I think, twice now, maybe three times.
[00:01:31]  Still blurry, despite being told to not be blurry.
[00:01:36]  And he's been working hard.
[00:01:37]  I told him, let's have a cool angle for when you're fucking up.
[00:01:40]  At least we can watch you fuck up.
[00:01:42]  And he goes, I got an idea for it, boss.
[00:01:44]  I'll call it the Rad Zone.
[00:01:46]  And it'll have this fucking awesome, like, 80s, you know, tropical vibe.
[00:01:53]  Okay, let's see it.
[00:01:55]  Correct.
[00:01:56]  And total catastrophe yesterday.
[00:01:58]  It was digitized like it was missing pixels.
[00:02:04]  What do you got today for us?
[00:02:06]  I'm working on it.
[00:02:07]  Oh, well, you were chatting on the phone to our tech guy for hours.
[00:02:12]  I have this new idea.
[00:02:13]  What progress have you made?
[00:02:14]  You got here at nine.
[00:02:17]  You had all day.
[00:02:19]  Okay, now what's the mailbag?
[00:02:22]  That's interesting.
[00:02:24]  There we go.
[00:02:24]  It's a hodgepodge.
[00:02:25]  This is before we start the show.
[00:02:27]  There's Elon Musk.
[00:02:28]  He's reading a paper, for Christ's sakes.
[00:02:31]  There's a black woman of color behind you and a lens flare.
[00:02:36]  So this is all you stalling while you try to...
[00:02:39]  Shouldn't the rad zone just be a button?
[00:02:41]  Yes, but now it's not picking up a button.
[00:02:49]  I tinkered with it a little bit.
[00:02:50]  No, that's a lie.
[00:02:51]  About 15 minutes before we started.
[00:02:54]  Uh-huh.
[00:02:55]  But that's not enough time because it's not done yet.
[00:02:59]  Really amazing.
[00:03:00]  Amazing.
[00:03:04]  I was at my barber's this morning.
[00:03:05]  You wouldn't believe how much shit I got done this morning.
[00:03:07]  Before I even went to the gym at 9.30, I had already had my car washed, and that's called the Extreme Clean for $26.99.
[00:03:16]  They wash the whole outside and the inside and really polish up the fucking, I guess they're not hubcaps.
[00:03:24]  And then I got a haircut, and I'm talking to the barber.
[00:03:27]  Guess who the barber is?
[00:03:30]  Neil Young.
[00:03:31]  No.
[00:03:32]  It's the guy we were talking about last week where my friend was worried because he wanted the brother more than the actual owner.
[00:03:40]  And I said, that's a huge insult.
[00:03:43]  You can't do that.
[00:03:44]  And then we realized, well, he's right to want the brother.
[00:03:47]  At which point, I don't care if it's an insult.
[00:03:49]  You like that guy better because he's better?
[00:03:52]  Well, then that's fine.
[00:03:53]  That's on the old man.
[00:03:54]  I thought you liked them both the same, but you were told to go to that guy.
[00:03:58]  And so you were going to go to him because your ex-wife likes that.
[00:04:01]  In which case, no.
[00:04:02]  So anyway, I'm with the guy that I didn't know was better.
[00:04:04]  I assumed the owner was always better, but I always got the bald guy because he was available.
[00:04:10]  And I go, where is your brother?
[00:04:12]  Meaning the boss.
[00:04:14]  And these guys are Yugoslavian.
[00:04:18]  And he goes, oh, he's got three kids, three kids.
[00:04:20]  So he has to drop them off.
[00:04:22]  He drop them off.
[00:04:22]  You know, he'll be here in any second now.
[00:04:24]  But it's cool in the morning.
[00:04:25]  He dropped them off.
[00:04:26]  Do you have any kids?
[00:04:27]  No, no, no.
[00:04:28]  I like variety, you know?
[00:04:31]  I don't like pizza every night.
[00:04:33]  I don't want pizza.
[00:04:35]  I like fucking.
[00:04:36]  Fucking is the best.
[00:04:38]  You still fuck that woman, that married woman, that married Yugoslavian woman in the parking lot in her minivan?
[00:04:46]  What?
[00:04:47]  And I had to give him more details.
[00:04:49]  He goes, oh yes, that's a long time ago.
[00:04:51]  Sorry, I fuck so many bitches.
[00:04:54]  I got about 50 bitch.
[00:04:56]  And I forget who's who.