Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E84 - BROKEN ANDROIDS AND SHITCHESTS
Aired: 2022-02-04
Duration: 04:58


=== China's New Song (02:23) ===

[00:00:13]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
[00:00:20]  Cremation takes its piece of your supply.
[00:00:30]  The night is dressed like noon.
[00:00:34]  A sailor spoke too soon.
[00:00:39]  And China's on the dark side of the moon.
[00:00:44]  Give me that one.
[00:00:48]  And China's on the dark side of the moon.
[00:00:55]  China is asshole!
[00:00:57]  China, did you hear his new way to sing?
[00:01:01]  Yes.
[00:01:03]  Yes.
[00:01:04]  What's his new way to sing?
[00:01:06]  In the dark sea.
[00:01:08]  Like Miles McInnes?
[00:01:10]  No, it's Gordon Lightfoot he's doing.
[00:01:13]  The sailor spoke too soon.
[00:01:17]  Sundown, you better take care if I come you creeping down my back door.
[00:01:24]  The monitor's not working, Ryan.
[00:01:25]  Oh, for fricks.
[00:01:28]  I wrote a song for Gordon Lightfoot, Lightfoot.
[00:01:32]  It goes a little like this.
[00:01:34]  Because I'm crying inside you again.
[00:01:37]  You know that I'm crying inside you again.
[00:01:40]  You know that I'm crying inside and inside and inside.
[00:01:45]  That's all I got.
[00:01:48]  That's how I write songs.
[00:01:50]  I get the hook and then it's up to you.
[00:01:51]  I just sell hooks.
[00:01:54]  Maybe Anthony Keatus is as annoyed by his old vocal style as the rest of us.
[00:02:00]  California nonication.
[00:02:05]  Love, get into the wall and doodle that dog.
[00:02:08]  Get him all don't do.
[00:02:11]  It's a very round sound.
[00:02:16]  Brian, my little window's all fucked up there.
[00:02:18]  Look at this.
[00:02:21]  Do your fucking job.

=== Why We Left Chili Peppers (02:36) ===

[00:02:23]  You know what?
[00:02:23]  Ketis is 60 years old.
[00:02:25]  Oh.
[00:02:26]  I don't think he's ever been married.
[00:02:28]  Just fucks models all the time.
[00:02:30]  I guess you get bored of fucking models, right?
[00:02:34]  You're just looking down, getting your dick sucked, going, she's pretty.
[00:02:37]  Anyway, can you get out of here?
[00:02:38]  I'm 60.
[00:02:41]  Alex, Vonya, Corny, Kashan.
[00:02:45]  Sailor cries.
[00:02:48]  It's weird seeing that guitarist there, John Friscianti.
[00:02:52]  John Friscianti?
[00:02:53]  He killed River Phoenix.
[00:02:55]  Murdered him.
[00:02:56]  Whoa.
[00:02:58]  He said, you want to do some heroin?
[00:02:59]  Rivers like, nah, I don't do that anymore.
[00:03:01]  And I would probably OD.
[00:03:02]  And he goes, okay.
[00:03:03]  You want some Coke?
[00:03:04]  Yeah, it's not heroin, right?
[00:03:06]  No.
[00:03:06]  It's Coke.
[00:03:07]  Okay, I'll do a bump.
[00:03:09]  Hey, that was heroin.
[00:03:11]  Deed.
[00:03:12]  Damn.
[00:03:14]  No problem.
[00:03:15]  If John Fruschianti said, I don't know, I think racism isn't really a big deal anymore.
[00:03:22]  I mean, maybe it wasn't Jim Crow, but right now, if you're fucked, it's kind of your problem.
[00:03:27]  You'd never hear from him again.
[00:03:28]  He'd be banished from society.
[00:03:30]  If he said, well, I mean, Trump has his faults, but he's enforcing the borders.
[00:03:36]  I mean, that's pretty good, isn't it?
[00:03:38]  Again, he'd be murdered.
[00:03:41]  So rumors of Trump support or potential bigotry are way worse than murdering someone.
[00:03:49]  In other words, we would rather die than be racist.
[00:03:52]  I'd rather be racist, thanks.
[00:03:55]  There he is.
[00:03:56]  Murderer.
[00:03:57]  Way to murder, dude.
[00:03:58]  I used to love the, I loved the chili peppers in 83.
[00:04:02]  I remember trying to get into a club during the uplift moleful potty plan.
[00:04:06]  It's punk funk.
[00:04:09]  And it was, I liked those first albums.
[00:04:12]  What, Myrtle the Turtle and all that stuff?
[00:04:15]  They were good.
[00:04:16]  And then magic came out.
[00:04:19]  What was it called?
[00:04:20]  Mother's Milk.
[00:04:22]  And they opened a time portal from the jock world to the punk world with the song Magic Johnson.
[00:04:28]  Has anybody got some Magic Johnson?
[00:04:32]  And all of a sudden, jocks were showing up to their shows.
[00:04:35]  And we were like, we can't mosh with fucking football players.
[00:04:40]  They don't get it.
[00:04:41]  They don't scoop you up when you fall.
[00:04:43]  And then the Chili Peppers left our scene and went off to become gazillionaires who get blown by models.
[00:04:49]  Good riddance.
[00:04:50]  Bye.
[00:04:51]  And then they became the worst fucking Californication.
[00:04:54]  I think I might hate as much as Don't Believe Me, Just Watch.