Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #105 - HAPPY CANADA DAY! (Part 1)
Aired: 2021-07-07
Duration: 32:39


=== God Keep Us Free (03:01) ===

[00:01:16]  Oh, Canada, we stand on guard for me.
[00:01:34]  When I said it's not cool to have retards sing the national anthem.
[00:01:38]  Yeah.
[00:01:40]  I was right.
[00:01:43]  I used to be a much better singer.
[00:01:44]  Back in the New York days, in the early aughts, we used to go out to do karaoke like minimum once a week.
[00:01:53]  And I got better.
[00:01:55]  And even though my wife bought a karaoke machine at the house, and we do it sometimes when we're drunk, sex, I mean, I know it's gone.
[00:02:04]  Singing's hard.
[00:02:06]  Let's hear you do that.
[00:02:08]  Say, God keep our land.
[00:02:11]  God keep our land and the Canada for free.
[00:02:20]  And the Canada for free.
[00:02:22]  I don't know the word, so I did freak it.
[00:02:25]  What are the words?
[00:02:25]  Keep Canada free and keep showing us all your video drops on your desktop.
[00:02:33]  God keep our land glorious and free.
[00:02:36]  Oh, Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
[00:02:41]  Okay.
[00:02:43]  One more time.
[00:02:45]  God keep our blurry glorious and free.
[00:02:53]  Glorious.
[00:02:54]  God, keep us free, glorious and free.
[00:02:56]  Yeah, God, keep us free.
[00:02:57]  Fucking glorious and free.
[00:03:00]  I didn't state it enough.
[00:03:02]  Like, really, really, really free.
[00:03:05]  God, keep us like way freer.
[00:03:07]  Fuck.
[00:03:08]  Keep us like crazy free.
[00:03:10]  Have you seen Code?
[00:03:11]  God, keep our land glorious and free.
[00:03:14]  God, keep our land glorious.
[00:03:18]  Glorious and free.
[00:03:20]  Glory, God, keep our land glorious and free.
[00:03:28]  Yeah, you're better than me.
[00:03:29]  Sweet.
[00:03:32]  Not at anything, but singing and playing shitty guitar that rules.
[00:03:37]  Go figure.
[00:03:40]  What else are you better than me at?
[00:03:43]  Pooping or not pooping.
[00:03:45]  Controlling when I pee.
[00:03:48]  So bowel movements.
[00:03:50]  Yeah.
[00:03:51]  You're better at bowel movements.
[00:03:52]  Right.
[00:03:54]  And I'm good at not being good at things.
[00:03:59]  You are good at being a loser.

=== The Long Road to Independence (08:44) ===

[00:04:02]  I guess that's true.
[00:04:04]  So yeah, that's the, today is Canada Day.
[00:04:08]  Now, it's kind of hard to determine when Canada became independent.
[00:04:15]  In America, it's crystal clear.
[00:04:18]  1776, in the middle of a war, they said, July 2nd, they said, We're independent.
[00:04:26]  And then, like, look at how long the Obama Obamacare site took, how much it cost.
[00:04:31]  Not in the good old days.
[00:04:33]  Back in the 1700s, they piled together the Declaration of Independence in like three days.
[00:04:40]  July 4th.
[00:04:42]  But with Canada, it was inexorably tied to Britain.
[00:04:46]  We didn't have an American Revolution.
[00:04:48]  We just sort of shooed them.
[00:04:52]  And then there's different dates, right?
[00:04:54]  There's what?
[00:04:55]  There's 1867, you could say, 1931, you could say.
[00:04:59]  I go with 1982 when I was 12.
[00:05:04]  Because that's when they finally said, all right, the queen is not the boss.
[00:05:07]  And she goes, I kind of am.
[00:05:09]  And they go, you're not.
[00:05:10]  And she goes, I am.
[00:05:11]  And they went, okay, 1%.
[00:05:13]  So even now, it's not, it's only 99% independent of the queen.
[00:05:18]  Queen Elizabeth is the queen of Canada and the Queen of England, but they're separate jobs.
[00:05:22]  How could she ever do anything?
[00:05:24]  Like say, I object to that law you guys just passed.
[00:05:30]  She can't.
[00:05:31]  So I don't really understand it.
[00:05:32]  It's all very nebulous.
[00:05:33]  It's one of those things where it's like, no one cares enough to ever test it.
[00:05:37]  So it's just a thing.
[00:05:39]  Like say I said, I'm the president of Ryan and Caroline's marriage.
[00:05:45]  There was nothing they could do about that.
[00:05:46]  There's two votes against that.
[00:05:48]  Right.
[00:05:49]  Of course, meanwhile, I'm changing names here to protect the innocent.
[00:05:53]  But if it doesn't mean anything, then yeah, you're king of the world.
[00:05:59]  I'm the boss of the South Bronx.
[00:06:02]  Okay, well, there's a lot of criminals who run the South Bronx.
[00:06:04]  Yeah, I'm not messing with those.
[00:06:06]  Okay, so it's just in your head?
[00:06:08]  Yeah.
[00:06:09]  Okay.
[00:06:10]  Have fun.
[00:06:11]  Fill your boots.
[00:06:15]  Now, there are things you can do.
[00:06:18]  Like, oh, I don't think I included in this.
[00:06:21]  Trudeau.
[00:06:22]  Yeah, there it is.
[00:06:22]  It's the, oh, I forgot to number the links today, my friend.
[00:06:25]  The second link there, Trudeau decided, is that the, no, the Newsweek one.
[00:06:32]  Opening song is the first link.
[00:06:34]  Trudeau decided that in all our sons command is offensive to daughters.
[00:06:42]  So now it's some weird, it's like they, them shitty grammar.
[00:06:48]  Canada passes a bill to make national anthem lyrics gender neutral.
[00:06:52]  So God keep our land glorious and free.
[00:06:57]  In all thy sons command.
[00:07:00]  All of us command.
[00:07:02]  That's not so bad.
[00:07:03]  In all of us command?
[00:07:05]  That's not English.
[00:07:06]  All of us command.
[00:07:08]  In all of us command.
[00:07:11]  What?
[00:07:13]  Go back to the lyrics.
[00:07:14]  Look up the lyrics for Canada.
[00:07:17]  In all of us command?
[00:07:19]  That makes zero sense.
[00:07:22]  That's like a Joe Biden sentence.
[00:07:25]  In all of us command, not the thing.
[00:07:28]  I don't want to have any American.
[00:07:31]  So.
[00:07:35]  No, that's a weird one.
[00:07:36]  I've never heard where pines and maples grow.
[00:07:40]  I saw that too when I was looking it up.
[00:07:42]  And I'm like, pines and maples.
[00:07:43]  In school, we had to sing this song every day and do the Lord's Prayer.
[00:07:47]  Thank God.
[00:07:48]  Don't do that anymore.
[00:07:53]  I remember in high school, I was such a rebel that I went, I'm actually not doing this anymore because I'm an atheist and I don't want to sit for the Lord's Prayer.
[00:08:02]  And Canada was PC before PC was big.
[00:08:05]  So this is like 1984.
[00:08:07]  And they go, okay, no problem.
[00:08:09]  And then I sit in a room with these Muslim kids who weren't like normal kids.
[00:08:14]  Like the guy I started vice with, Sarouche Alva, was a normal Muslim.
[00:08:16]  He liked punk and you could talk to him.
[00:08:18]  But these were like Muslims.
[00:08:20]  So I'm sitting with these kids in headdresses and just waiting for 10 minutes.
[00:08:24]  And I was like, this is gay and boring.
[00:08:25]  I'm out of here.
[00:08:28]  So that didn't work.
[00:08:29]  So it was originally a French song in the 1800s.
[00:08:32]  And then they made it English, but it didn't become the official Canadian anthem until 82.
[00:08:38]  And when did we get our flag, the maple leaf?
[00:08:40]  Like 69, 70.
[00:08:44]  I'm as old as Canada.
[00:08:47]  True Patriot Love.
[00:08:48]  Yeah.
[00:08:48]  Oh, Canada.
[00:08:49]  I don't know why it's O, I guess that's French.
[00:08:51]  Our home and native land agreed.
[00:08:53]  True patriot love in all thy sons command.
[00:08:57]  Now, this pisses me off with sexism where they go, sons are offensive.
[00:09:03]  I am such a peace-loving hippie that when I hear sons being praised, I think of the mothers who love them and shaped their lives.
[00:09:13]  Like when you talk about the men who died in the wars, it's not like they came out of a dick.
[00:09:20]  So when you say this is a tribute to all the men who have died fighting for our country, you mean the women around them who helped them.
[00:09:28]  Like we're all a team.
[00:09:29]  When you say God bless America, you mean all the blacks and Jews and gays.
[00:09:34]  You're talking about all of them.
[00:09:36]  You don't just mean the white males.
[00:09:39]  So when you change that, it's insulting to like the sons' mothers.
[00:09:44]  In all thy sons and their mothers who helped shape them and their sisters and their wives and their daughters.
[00:09:50]  We got it.
[00:09:51]  You don't have to stick that in there.
[00:09:53]  But in all of us's command, that's Down syndrome.
[00:09:57]  That's special.
[00:10:00]  Isn't that special?
[00:10:02]  Anyway, gross.
[00:10:03]  Anyway, this is a big day for us, Canucks.
[00:10:07]  The tradition in Ottawa, the capital where I was, where I spent most of my life, we would dress up like imbeciles, lunatics, Canadian flags on our backs, but other dress up like faggots, whatever.
[00:10:23]  And then we would party in Ottawa, but we were young, right?
[00:10:27]  You can drink in Ottawa in Quebec at 18.
[00:10:32]  In Ottawa, you have to be 19.
[00:10:34]  So we would walk over the bridge to Hull because we were touching Quebec.
[00:10:40]  And we would go buy booze there, get wasted, and then just carry around booze, I guess?
[00:10:46]  Yeah, because we couldn't go to bars until we were older.
[00:10:49]  And they didn't ID you in Quebec.
[00:10:50]  You could go there when you're fucking 14.
[00:10:52]  And we would drink, there'd be a massive lineup at every beer store.
[00:10:57]  So you'd wait in the line, you'd talk, and it was fun, and you'd hang out.
[00:11:00]  And then in the beer store, as we were, we just get wasted in there too, drinking it up.
[00:11:06]  One time, Andrew Geddes, him and Blake Jacobs, the guitarist of my band, they were known as the Pirates of Pisspants because they would get so wasted.
[00:11:16]  They would pee their pants.
[00:11:17]  They'd also dress up like pirates.
[00:11:19]  But Geddes one year decided he was going he was going for a sailor boy look.
[00:11:26]  So he had on little blue shoes with buckles.
[00:11:30]  He had on a bonnet and then he had on a like a little hat, a little sailor boy hat.
[00:11:37]  And he had on like a sailor shirt, you know, with the flap on the back, but like little boy blue with like a ribbon, tiny, tiny white short shorts, and the blue navy thing with the little bonnet, little hat.
[00:11:50]  And he looked like beyond fag.
[00:11:54]  Beyond fag.
[00:11:55]  Beyond fag.
[00:11:56]  Like gays would go, what the fuck is that?
[00:11:58]  At a pride parade, gays would go, what are you doing?
[00:12:01]  What are you?
[00:12:03]  And it was hilarious in our group with our gang, right?
[00:12:06]  Our multicultural group of lunatic losers.
[00:12:11]  But then he got separated from the gang.
[00:12:14]  And now he's dressed as little boy blue, but he doesn't want to be.
[00:12:18]  So he like takes the hat off and he pulls the socks down to his ankles and tries to make himself look like a cool little sailor boy.
[00:12:26]  Macho Sailor Boy.
[00:12:27]  Yeah, Macho Sailor Boy with like bunchy ankle socks.
[00:12:30]  So when we finally rediscovered him, we laughed our penises off.

=== Tactical Walls Promo (03:06) ===

[00:12:34]  Anyway, that's what I remember from Canada Day.
[00:12:37]  It's very hard to say.
[00:12:39]  But before we get to Canada Day, we need to get to Tactical Walls.
[00:12:43]  Oh, we got to get them to build us stuff in this office.
[00:12:47]  I talked to him that I forgot to get back to him.
[00:12:49]  Let me write a little note to myself.
[00:12:50]  This episode is brought to you by Tactical Walls.
[00:12:53]  That's tacticalwalls.com.
[00:12:55]  Promo code Gavin for 20% off all orders.
[00:12:59]  Yes, they ship to Canada.
[00:13:01]  It is American-made.
[00:13:03]  It's vet-made.
[00:13:04]  These guys show you how to show off your guns.
[00:13:09]  If you're lucky enough to live in a state or a province where you don't have to hide your guns and have them triple locked down, there you go.
[00:13:16]  Rip them off the wall, just like the Kingsman.
[00:13:20]  You can have a gun room.
[00:13:21]  Dana Lash actually had to move for various reasons, but one time she had to move because she had too many guns.
[00:13:28]  She had a mod, not a mod wall, she had a mod room.
[00:13:33]  Like you open it up, it's like, I guess she got a lot of free guns.
[00:13:38]  I miss her.
[00:13:40]  She was cool.
[00:13:40]  I never met her in person.
[00:13:41]  I did her show a lot.
[00:13:44]  But she was a wonderful, funny individual, just a very happy person, who, of course, is terrorized to the left, by the left as they threaten her children, et cetera, et cetera.
[00:13:54]  But yeah, mod walls.
[00:13:56]  They've got emergency shelves, 100 places to store your gun, safe places to store your gun.
[00:14:02]  But also, if you're not in a gun town, you've got sports walls, all kinds of different walls, all kinds of different mounts, all kinds of different places to put your stuff.
[00:14:11]  You can have a baseball wall.
[00:14:12]  You can have a tool shelf.
[00:14:14]  It's really impressive what they do.
[00:14:15]  And the fact that they do it in America is kind of the future.
[00:14:20]  Here's my plan.
[00:14:22]  We refuse to pay our debts to China.
[00:14:24]  They go to war with us.
[00:14:25]  We kill them all.
[00:14:27]  And then manufacturing has to happen back in America.
[00:14:29]  Apparently, it works.
[00:14:31]  You can manufacture in America.
[00:14:33]  It's possible.
[00:14:35]  Is that the main guy, Tim, that I talked to?
[00:14:38]  I don't know.
[00:14:39]  I've never seen him before.
[00:14:40]  But I love him.
[00:14:41]  And I thank him for supporting Censored.tv and Free Speech and Get Off My Lawn and sponsoring this episode.
[00:14:52]  I'm wondering if I should be promoting Nita Fashions too.
[00:14:55]  Let's just check my encrypted apps because that's how I talk to people.
[00:14:59]  Did I mention Nita Fashions last week?
[00:15:02]  I don't remember last week.
[00:15:03]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:15:04]  I think so.
[00:15:04]  That was the first and only live show, right?
[00:15:08]  That I think we did.
[00:15:10]  Here.
[00:15:11]  Oh, here.
[00:15:12]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:15:12]  yeah i don't know maybe i'll take it off for uh can you how many provinces can you name Oh, my God.
[00:15:22]  Ontario?

=== East Coast Provinces (06:39) ===

[00:15:24]  Yes.
[00:15:25]  Okay.
[00:15:26]  It's got Toronto and Ottawa in it.
[00:15:28]  I just talked about Ottawa.
[00:15:29]  Alberta?
[00:15:30]  Alberta, sure.
[00:15:32]  It's got Edmonton in it.
[00:15:34]  Coldest place in the fucking world.
[00:15:36]  Saskatchewan?
[00:15:37]  Yep.
[00:15:40]  So that's the Midwest, you're sort of doing that.
[00:15:42]  Then there's like, how many are there?
[00:15:44]  Alberta's pretty American.
[00:15:45]  They've got oil there.
[00:15:46]  They used to have Tar sands like oil that's in sand.
[00:15:53]  But when oil is expensive enough, then it works to filter it out of the sand.
[00:15:58]  But they got a bunch of commie politicians who charged so much tax to the oil companies that the whole thing fell out.
[00:16:03]  And Calgary went from Zurich to Detroit overnight thanks to government interference.
[00:16:10]  You know, I wasn't confident on any of those.
[00:16:12]  I just well, that's you've got seven more.
[00:16:16]  Ten provinces, three territories.
[00:16:18]  Isn't it like Saint something or like a girl name one or French name, like girl name one?
[00:16:22]  Like Saint-Marie.
[00:16:23]  You think of Sault Ste. Marie?
[00:16:25]  Maybe.
[00:16:25]  Yeah, that's a town.
[00:16:26]  That's not a province.
[00:16:27]  The French province is Quebec.
[00:16:29]  Then there's a bunch on the east coast.
[00:16:31]  There's Newfoundland.
[00:16:32]  Newfoundland.
[00:16:33]  Okay.
[00:16:33]  There's Labrador.
[00:16:34]  No, Newfoundland and Labrador are one.
[00:16:37]  There's Nova Scotia.
[00:16:39]  Nova Scotia.
[00:16:40]  Okay, that's a province?
[00:16:41]  Yep.
[00:16:42]  Okay.
[00:16:42]  British Columbia.
[00:16:43]  Prince Edward Island.
[00:16:45]  There's a whole bunch of them on the East Coast.
[00:16:47]  North America was built from the East to the West.
[00:16:49]  That's so weird that I knew things I didn't know.
[00:16:54]  That's weird.
[00:16:55]  I thought I was just going to guess, and you're going to be like, nope, that's a town or something.
[00:16:59]  That happened once, but let's see, provinces of Canada.
[00:17:02]  Did you folks hear what just happened here on the show?
[00:17:05]  Ryan is impressed with himself for naming provinces.
[00:17:08]  And then he said, you know, I'm so dumb.
[00:17:11]  I was worried that I would say a place and you would go, no, that's a city.
[00:17:15]  Meanwhile, that's exactly what happened.
[00:17:18]  He named Sault Ste. Marie.
[00:17:19]  Yeah, that's what I said it happened once.
[00:17:22]  So you thought something would happen and it happened and you're just blown away.
[00:17:25]  Well, I'm blown away that it happened only once.
[00:17:28]  Look at that.
[00:17:29]  But look at that.
[00:17:29]  I'm a UConn.
[00:17:30]  Way to set the Barlow.
[00:17:31]  You know, my wife went away for a few days and she goes, How was that?
[00:17:34]  And I go, it went great.
[00:17:35]  I just did a terrible job.
[00:17:37]  So it was not stressful at all.
[00:17:39]  Right.
[00:17:39]  On Tuesday night, I had my oldest boy order dominoes for the family.
[00:17:43]  I wasn't even there.
[00:17:45]  Nice.
[00:17:46]  He ordered like nine things of pizza and chicken for himself, all this stuff.
[00:17:50]  And then he let my daughter have like some scraps.
[00:17:53]  And I was like, sorry, sucks.
[00:17:56]  Sucks to have dad make the food.
[00:18:00]  I love the name.
[00:18:01]  Look, go back to that map.
[00:18:02]  They gave the Eskimos, the Inuits, a bunch of land recently.
[00:18:06]  And how much of it is viable?
[00:18:08]  How much can you farm?
[00:18:09]  How much can you use?
[00:18:10]  None of it.
[00:18:11]  It's called none of it.
[00:18:14]  No.
[00:18:15]  Yeah.
[00:18:16]  Is that a fuck you or what?
[00:18:18]  Wow.
[00:18:19]  Wait a minute.
[00:18:19]  I didn't realize Newfoundland was sitting on top of Quebec.
[00:18:23]  Oh, you know what it is?
[00:18:25]  It's the globe is stretched out.
[00:18:29]  So it actually is kind of east of Quebec, but you're sort of seeing it flattened.
[00:18:34]  But Newfoundland, New Brunswick, think of them as east, not north.
[00:18:38]  That's deceiving that map.
[00:18:41]  But yeah, Yukon, no one's ever heard of.
[00:18:42]  Northwest Territories, nope.
[00:18:44]  None of it is literally none of it.
[00:18:46]  British Columbia, of course, has Vancouver and Victoria.
[00:18:51]  Vancouver Island is beautiful.
[00:18:53]  Sunsets, fishing, it's paradise.
[00:18:56]  Vancouver, unfortunately, could be perfect, but it's become super fucking woke recently.
[00:19:02]  And junkies everywhere, as bad as San Francisco.
[00:19:08]  Now, if you go north, it's pretty nice.
[00:19:11]  It's like Northern California.
[00:19:15]  What do they got up there?
[00:19:19]  I forget the name of it.
[00:19:20]  They save A in British Columbia still.
[00:19:24]  How's it going, eh?
[00:19:25]  Yeah, so we're getting out there, eh?
[00:19:27]  A is like a stereotype.
[00:19:28]  You don't really hear it anymore, but British Columbia has preserved it.
[00:19:31]  Alberta is the south of America.
[00:19:34]  I mean, of Canada.
[00:19:36]  It's oil, it's cowboys.
[00:19:37]  They literally have the Calgary Stampede there, like they have bull riding and stuff.
[00:19:43]  Saskatchewan, no one ever talks about it.
[00:19:46]  I'm sorry.
[00:19:46]  I don't mean to disrespect them all.
[00:19:48]  Fucking freezing cold.
[00:19:50]  Manitoba, exact same story.
[00:19:52]  If you meet someone from Winnipeg, take your hat off and go like this.
[00:19:56]  They are winter veterans.
[00:19:58]  And then Ontario just goes on for infinity.
[00:20:01]  If you drive across Canada from Ottawa, three days are that yellow province in Ontario.
[00:20:08]  Quebec is all frogs, which is, it couldn't be more different.
[00:20:13]  It's even foreign to people from France.
[00:20:16]  So it's a funny country because Quebec could not have less in common with any other province.
[00:20:23]  And then you have all the East Coast guys, Newfoundland and Labrador, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia.
[00:20:27]  Those are just Scottish Canadians.
[00:20:29]  Drunks, no industry.
[00:20:30]  They used to have cod, but the cod disappeared.
[00:20:33]  So it's very much like Glasgow.
[00:20:34]  All of those East Coast guys are Glasgow.
[00:20:37]  Quebec is some weird archaic France.
[00:20:40]  Ontario is like America Light.
[00:20:43]  Manitoba is a patch of ice.
[00:20:47]  Saskatchewan's a patch of ice.
[00:20:49]  Alberta is Texas.
[00:20:50]  British Columbia is hippie town.
[00:20:52]  It's California.
[00:20:53]  And then none of that northern stuff exists.
[00:20:55]  Ignore it.
[00:20:57]  Pay attention to none of it.
[00:21:02]  And then as far as towns go, there's really just Vancouver, Calgary, not really Regina, not really Winnipeg.
[00:21:12]  Toronto, not Ottawa.
[00:21:14]  Montreal, Quebec City, and maybe Halifax.
[00:21:18]  There's only like five or six cities in Canada of any relevance.
[00:21:22]  We were going to choose this jam, DOA, covering Randy Bachman's Taking Care of Business.
[00:21:29]  I play it every Canada Day, and we're playing at this Canada Day.
[00:21:34]  I gotta hate the term Canada Day.
[00:21:41]  You know, punks have very strict regimen on what you can wear.
[00:21:45]  And for some reason, this shirt is acceptable.

=== Punk Uniforms and Hardcore History (09:45) ===

[00:21:48]  So you'd have like cone spikes, a ripped t-shirt, destroyed bondage pants, 14-hole Dr. Martins, but only in Canada could you wear this shirt.
[00:22:00]  It was a punk uniform.
[00:22:06]  Possibly because of DOA.
[00:22:08]  Did you know they invented the word hardcore, like the term?
[00:22:11]  That's hardcore.
[00:22:13]  Not like hardcore porn and all that, but like the baby of punk.
[00:22:16]  pre-minor threat and black flag and all that it's got to be on the spectrum that guy He's been touring a 1980 for 40 years.
[00:22:46]  Pretty much non-stop.
[00:22:49]  Randy Bachman is the coach in this video.
[00:22:53]  Remember Randy Bachman?
[00:22:55]  He quit the guess who.
[00:22:56]  He wrote all their hits with Burton Cummings.
[00:22:58]  These us!
[00:22:59]  American Woman.
[00:23:01]  Pull up American Woman.
[00:23:03]  That's a jam.
[00:23:04]  First number one hit for a Canadian band.
[00:23:06]  See, when I was a DJ at my school, CKCU at Carleton University in Ottawa, they made us everything had to be 60% CanCon Canadian content.
[00:23:16]  So you would have to pile in a bunch of Canadian shit just to be able to play like the Sex Pistols or something.
[00:23:22]  And it sucked because it was charity.
[00:23:25]  And bands don't need your government charity.
[00:23:29]  The sugar cubes came out of Iceland because they're good, not because the Icelandic government made you listen to them.
[00:23:36]  And I felt it kind of demeaned talented Canadian bands like the guests.
[00:23:41]  Who?
[00:23:44]  Oh, yeah, because now it seems like they're just on there as a favor.
[00:23:46]  It's like affirmative action.
[00:23:47]  It's affirmative right.
[00:23:55]  Holy shit, that's Burton Cummings.
[00:23:58]  Thank God he grew a mustache.
[00:24:01]  Dude, I saw a guy the other day at a bar because I missed my train.
[00:24:06]  Normal man like me, probably 65 years old.
[00:24:11]  He had this insane skin beard that hung down like this.
[00:24:15]  Skin beard.
[00:24:16]  Here's his neck, right?
[00:24:20]  It started here and went like this.
[00:24:21]  Oh, I don't know, Mike.
[00:24:23]  It started here and went like this.
[00:24:27]  This is all skin.
[00:24:29]  I almost ran over and went.
[00:24:30]  I want to look that up.
[00:24:31]  Grow a fucking beard?
[00:24:33]  What are you doing?
[00:24:35]  It's like Big Ed all over again.
[00:24:37]  I can hide your mistakes.
[00:24:40]  This glare from your new light is pretty bad there, guy.
[00:24:43]  Yeah, I'm going to see if it needs that light.
[00:24:45]  Just turn it off.
[00:24:46]  It's annoying.
[00:24:46]  It makes us look unprofessional.
[00:24:48]  What are we, Scary Perry?
[00:24:53]  God, your outfit is so annoying.
[00:24:59]  100% better.
[00:25:01]  So Ryan was wearing a suit, and then I came into the studio and I said, dude, it's Canada Day.
[00:25:06]  Can we just call it Canned Day or something?
[00:25:09]  We're going to change the name here.
[00:25:11]  Canada Day?
[00:25:13]  No.
[00:25:13]  I'm just going to call it Canada.
[00:25:15]  It's the day of Canada.
[00:25:16]  Canada's birthday.
[00:25:17]  Dude, it's Canada's birthday.
[00:25:19]  Canada's birthday.
[00:25:20]  Wear this shirt.
[00:25:20]  So I gave him a Montremblanc sweatshirt.
[00:25:23]  Vintage.
[00:25:25]  Greatest ski hill on earth.
[00:25:27]  Better than Whistler.
[00:25:29]  Bought by some Japanese dudes who made it awesome.
[00:25:31]  And then a Make Canada Great Again hat, but then he still has on like his slacks and his dress shoes.
[00:25:36]  And then he puts on this Rebel Media hat.
[00:25:38]  Like, isn't he just annoying?
[00:25:41]  I'm just wearing shirts.
[00:25:43]  great comeback my other shirt was what a cool sweatshirt that is What is it?
[00:25:51]  I just said.
[00:25:52]  Oh.
[00:25:56]  Are you paying attention?
[00:25:57]  It's the best hill in Canada.
[00:26:00]  Yeah, it's a hill.
[00:26:02]  Hey, you guys want to go skiing at a local hill?
[00:26:07]  What?
[00:26:08]  You're thinking of toboggins, my friend.
[00:26:10]  Toboggins are dope.
[00:26:12]  So what do you do?
[00:26:13]  Is there anything that you do, like any activities on Canada Day?
[00:26:17]  Get wasted.
[00:26:18]  That's it, fuck?
[00:26:19]  That's it, fuck.
[00:26:20]  Have you seen the latest Cody Canuck?
[00:26:24]  He's a fan of the show, and he does stuff.
[00:26:27]  Like this.
[00:26:29]  Oh.
[00:26:31]  Familiar shirt there?
[00:26:32]  I like it.
[00:26:33]  I was talking to the wife about, you know, I had some comments about me calling it a chicken burger, that Popeye's fucking chicken burger.
[00:26:41]  But I'm thinking, okay, the chicken fucking, it's a burger if it's between two fucking buns.
[00:26:47]  It's a sandwich if it's between two pieces of sliced bread.
[00:26:51]  We were talking about that fucking TikTok guy who breaks down stupid shit in English, that staged your Johnny guy.
[00:26:59]  And I wonder what that guy has to say about that fucking shit.
[00:27:03]  Is it a chicken burger or is it a chicken sandwich?
[00:27:05]  You fucking tell me.
[00:27:06]  Take it easy.
[00:27:09]  Wow, that's a good point.
[00:27:11]  Right?
[00:27:12]  Because what's a turkey burger?
[00:27:13]  What's a veggie burger?
[00:27:15]  Yeah, it's like a turkey patty sandwich.
[00:27:17]  Now, the chicken is pretty.
[00:27:20]  It's not like it's a chicken patty.
[00:27:23]  Chicken's all over the place.
[00:27:25]  It's coming out of the sides.
[00:27:28]  It's hot right now in Canada.
[00:27:30]  What is?
[00:27:30]  Certain parts.
[00:27:32]  Oh, the weather?
[00:27:33]  Yeah.
[00:27:34]  I keep forgetting it gets hot up there.
[00:27:36]  It was just a fucking inferno here.
[00:27:37]  Yeah, Montreal has the biggest temperature swing out of any city in the world.
[00:27:42]  It is brick in January.
[00:27:45]  It's so bad in January that at bars we have to make a rule.
[00:27:49]  Guys, no talking about the fucking weather, okay?
[00:27:51]  This is getting tedious.
[00:27:52]  It's a banned subject.
[00:27:53]  I know.
[00:27:54]  It took you 20 minutes to get dressed, and then it took you 20 minutes to get undressed.
[00:27:58]  And when you get up from your bar, from your chair, it goes flying backwards because it's got a coat and all that shit on it.
[00:28:03]  I get it.
[00:28:04]  I'm cold too.
[00:28:05]  Let's drop it.
[00:28:09]  And then in the summer, like you have to dress like Jesus Christ on the cross, but with flip-flops on, or it'll burn the bottom of your feet.
[00:28:21]  All right, should we start the show?
[00:28:22]  Well, let's do Johnny Apple CBD and then we'll cut out the scam artists.
[00:28:28]  We've got a lot to do, guys.
[00:28:29]  We have phone calls coming in.
[00:28:32]  Kyle Donnegan has finally released his Joe Biden sitcom.
[00:28:35]  Sexy.
[00:28:35]  It's July 1st, Canada's birthday.
[00:28:40]  And then we want to talk about this war on churches going on in Canada with the Indians.
[00:28:45]  They found out about the kids, the mass grave of kids, and they're pissed.
[00:28:50]  Justifiably.
[00:28:52]  I understand both sides.
[00:28:53]  Don't burn churches, but I get why you're mad.
[00:28:55]  It's like the storming of the Capitol.
[00:28:57]  I don't think it was a smart move, but I get it.
[00:29:00]  I'm not saying I would have killed you, but I understand.
[00:29:05]  But before we go and say goodbye to the freeloaders, Johnny Apple CBD, wow, what a company.
[00:29:11]  Been with us from day one.
[00:29:13]  Johnnyapple.com, promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders, exact same as Tactical Walls.
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[00:29:23]  You've got the topicals.
[00:29:25]  Ladies, put the CBD topicals on your feet if you're going to wear high heel shoes that night.
[00:29:31]  And if you're a single woman and you're having trouble getting a man, wear high-heel shoes three, not even days, three nights a week.
[00:29:40]  And you'll find a man.
[00:29:41]  I 100% guarantee it, even if you're a fat pig.
[00:29:46]  The topicals are also great for, you know, sore joints, sore legs.
[00:29:50]  They've got, what's that below the tinctures there?
[00:29:52]  Is that toothpaste?
[00:29:53]  No, that's the topicals.
[00:29:54]  They got the cartridges.
[00:29:56]  Who knew that marijuana is still magic without the illegal stuff?
[00:30:00]  Johnny Apple did.
[00:30:02]  And every time I tune into this site, there's new shit.
[00:30:07]  These guys have been with us since day one, fighting hard, ignoring Antifa and all the lunatics who want to antagonize them and providing top-of-the-line American-made CBD gummies.
[00:30:21]  The gummies are great to sleep with.
[00:30:22]  You know how, like, drunks like me, if we don't have a big drinking night, we're going, I'll never be able to sleep.
[00:30:27]  I got a drink.
[00:30:28]  Well, have some gummies.
[00:30:30]  That'll ease you into sleep town.
[00:30:32]  I know it's hard to sleep when you quit boozing at the end of a bender.
[00:30:35]  The gummies will solve that.
[00:30:37]  Johnnyapple.com, promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders.
[00:30:43]  All right.
[00:30:46]  Let's fucking get into this, eh?
[00:30:48]  So I guess now we have the goodbye to the other people, the people that are getting the free podcast.
[00:30:55]  We have another hour and a half.
[00:30:56]  We're going to be taking calls.
[00:30:57]  You should subscribe to censored.tv.
[00:31:00]  It's a beer and a half a month, depending on where you live.
[00:31:03]  In Manhattan, it's a beer a month.
[00:31:06]  And this show, which is now five days a week, including Anthony Coumia, we got Roger Stone coming up, Laura Loomer, we've got Candace Owens, we've got Cornell West, we've got Milo Yiannopoulos, we've got Jim Goad, we've got fucking, I already said Anthony Cumia, right?

=== Fired Up And Bragging (01:21) ===

[00:31:28]  Josh.
[00:31:29]  Yeah, I'm not saying Josh.
[00:31:30]  No one's heard of him, dick shit.
[00:31:33]  Michael Graves of the Misfits, Soph.
[00:31:37]  Of course, Atheism is Unstoppable, who often surpasses me in hits.
[00:31:43]  Lotus, Katie Hopkins, Jacob Wall.
[00:31:46]  God, they wanted it to fail so bad.
[00:31:48]  Copper Cab, remember when Milo started that rumor we were going under?
[00:31:54]  Only time you've ever seen censored.tv in the news.
[00:31:57]  Newsweek does a big thing.
[00:31:59]  Fucking Jared Holt is excited.
[00:32:03]  He's already bragging with a little tiny violin.
[00:32:07]  Fucking loser.
[00:32:08]  No, I'm not fired, Jared.
[00:32:10]  You are.
[00:32:11]  Now, of course, you're a fellow at the Atlantic Institute for Hate and Research Opposition at the lab in DC or whatever the fuck they call it.
[00:32:21]  Anyway, funny stuff.
[00:32:23]  We're about to get into it deep, and you're missing out on it because you're a cheapskate.
[00:32:29]  But in the interim, I would like you to take your cheapness and get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.