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May 25, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E112 - THE FAST SHOW
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From New York in Devon with Devin McDillage That's a good band from England.
Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes.
Their song was called Trouble.
They're from my neck of the woods where I was born.
They're from Hertfordshire.
What's that sound?
Oh, it's my keys with the tile.
Sometimes I'll accidentally trigger it and it will start going booty boo, booty boo.
We're over here.
We're over here.
You can find.
I'm not looking for you, actually.
Thank you, though.
Yeah, Hampson on Heath or something.
It's some little posh town, I think, that's about 20 minutes north of where I was born.
Right by Tommy Robinson in Luton.
That's a good jam.
It was sent in by a viewer.
Sometimes when I can't think of a song, I just go through the mailbag and I get like 10 awesome suggestions.
Let's hear a little bit of it.
That was great.
Oh, geez.
That marker's dead, dude.
What do you think of my outfit today?
It's pretty adventurous, isn't it?
Yeah.
No, I like it.
I just got a new order.
Uh-oh, I can't wear this on the fucking show, dummy.
That's some warrior.
I just got a new thing from Nita Fashions bunch of shirts.
Nice.
My Rolex hand has a bigger cuff length than this hand.
And here's another trick.
My old shirts are monogrammed GMM, Gavin Miles McInnes.
This is just GM.
So now when I look, I can see these are the fatter shirts.
So I know not to put on a GMM or I won't be able to do the top button because my neck has gotten...
I like to think more ripped, not fatter.
When the lines in your shirt make the viewer's eyes hurt, that's some more.
Speaking of the viewer's eyes hurt, what's going on with your fucking hair that drives all our subscribers nuts?
What the hell?
This is my bun.
See, the reason men hate man buns is because we go, if that's a pain and it's in your way, cut it off.
Oh, I see.
No, well, this is my professional look.
You wear a suit and you put this on.
But it's, I'm trying to, I wanted a ponytail before.
I'm going to cut this very soon, my hair, very short.
But before I wanted to do that, I wanted to, you know, it's a rite of passage to have a samurai look.
So like this.
That's basically it.
I can get my haircut after the show.
I just, it's been all building up to this.
Okay.
And when you're making your samurai face, wouldn't it make more sense to look into the camera?
And have a sword.
And speaking of everyone hating you, what the fuck happened last night?
Oh, with the episode?
Yeah, it was up at, what, 10.30?
Yeah, 10 or 10.30.
So I work remotely, and our internet is...
Well, then you shouldn't work remotely if you can't see that it's freezing.
Yeah, you see, that's the thing, is like usually we've had internet problems like a week.
It'll be a bad week or something like that.
But it was shutting down three or four times.
I called our provider and I said, Well, then you shouldn't have gone to the gym and you shouldn't have gone out for dinner.
That's true.
I mean, but you knew it was janky and you abandoned it anyway.
Here's the thing.
So when I came back, it still would have been on time, you know?
You couldn't check on it from the gym?
Because if the internet is down, you can't access remotely.
Well, you should have noticed that you can't access remotely.
I didn't even check because it usually goes.
Why wouldn't you check if you're leaving?
So when I came back, I still had a good amount of time to upload.
Now, 46% I screenshot it.
Why didn't you check it from the gym?
From the gym?
Because it wasn't even 6 then.
I still had plenty of time.
Okay.
Yeah, so and then, like I said, so when I got back, I still had time to upload it and it'd still be just a smidge and late.
Maybe 85.
But it was fine.
But you started behaving badly and then you left and abandoned it again.
No, no, I didn't abandon it again.
Yes, you did.
No, it failed.
No, that was all in one shot.
So, no, gym, come back, dinner.
Well, that's two shots, right?
Yeah.
But it wasn't janky before.
Yes, it was.
You said you were calling the provider.
I just called the provider today.
Basically, when I was uploading it again, just watching it, the internet crashed again, and then again, and I screenshotted it.
So then you went.
46% during the night.
No, no, no, no, no.
So after the gym, this is so tedious.
We had two versions.
After the gym, you came back and you noticed there was a problem.
Right.
And then you still went out for dinner.
By the way, no, no.
I didn't upload it until I got back from the gym.
Because also we had the thing with the edits.
Okay.
But the thing with the edits was after.
Anyway, this is frustrating because you lie when you're in trouble.
I'm just changing the story and moving the times around.
But the big picture here is you went up for dinner, you abandoned your child, and it got sick.
That's true.
Anyway, I was going to go with this song, Turnstile, band from Baltimore.
I never heard of them before.
Again, viewer submission.
The viewer submission is about 50% good, which is pretty high when you're 50 years old and you're really uptight about shit and you're not curious about music anymore.
They've got a few EPs out.
I mean, they live in Baltimore.
They've got to be tough.
I don't know where they got the money for this.
It gets more complicated later.
There's big costumes and uniforms and cults.
What's that?
Is that a thing?
Is that like a cricket cult from Myanmar or like some weird Indonesian Catholic thing?
Okay, jump ahead.
We don't have time to lose.
This band is awesome.
Cool band.
Today's The Rushed Show.
We'll call it the Rushed Show, The Fast Show.
I have a bunch of racism stories I've been trying to get to for days, and we're all bored of racism.
So I'm going to try to do it in like 12, just over 12 minutes.
12 minutes and five seconds.
Yeah, round it up.
Yeah.
Speaking of Baltimore, it sucks.
I know I'm starting with some heavy stories, but Jesus.
I mean, there's some cities, New York City, Baltimore.
I just think they're done.
Philly?
Does anyone live who watches this show live in downtown Philly and go, ah, it's got some upsides?
Like we saw yesterday with Camus Bell, people in Portland going, it's fine.
It's fine.
My house isn't on fire.
Ergo.
There's no trouble.
But 1-3, this is even in the burbs, but some lunatic black guy who's got a big sign on the back of his car that says blacks are the tools to promote racism or something.
Not even sure what side you're on.
But he took out his neighbors and burnt down his house.
Set fire to his house in suburban Baltimore and shot dead three of his neighbors on the morning of May 8th.
Then he was shot by cops on the scene.
You got to hand to the Daily Mail.
They get a lot of picks.
This should have been in our racism 12-minute montage.
Okay, come on, just show us the juice.
God, being a cop is...
Being a cop was always scary.
But in 2021, I don't have adult vipers on.
10-6, shots, fire, shots, fired, shots fired.
Because you're hindered from protecting yourself.
Drop the gun, drop the gun, drop the gun.
Look, drop the gun, drop the gun, drop.
You gotta say it three times.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Move in, move in.
Is there a nose?
Dude, you need such adrenaline control.
This is the problem with cops.
They lose their fear gland.
Whenever I spar with cops, it's like fighting with a statue.
They don't care.
Good aim.
What the fuck?
You got him from over there?
Nice shooting, dude.
Anyway.
Speaking of horrific suburban stories, that Cash Cernan story is getting fucking weirder.
We will cover this in the mailbag because people who are in the area and familiar with the house have been telling me about it.
And the FBI was monitoring the house, even because it's a drug house, but that would mean the DEA should be monitoring it.
And some councilman was talking about how the story is much worse than you think.
They had twins.
I was right, by the way, that woman is a fucking drug addict.
So who knows what kind of weird prostitution hellness was going on in there?
Oh my God, were they farming out the kids as pedophile prostitutes?
I think we're about to find out some more horrific things about it.
That was indecence.
Not a great place for a joke there, Rygai.
Not a great place for a joke.
It's too much indecence.
And then also, speaking of super scary stuff, this is my daily reminder to remind your kids to stay the fuck away from pills.
I think pills were seen as pretty harmless in my day.
It was like, oh, we have some housewives.
What was it called?
Qualudes.
Yeah, let's do Qualudes.
But now they're lacing pills, making them fake with fentanyl.
And fentanyl is so toxic you need a hazmat suit when you go and confiscate it as the police.
This much can kill you.
Takes about this much cocaine to kill you.
This much fentanyl can kill you.
And this beautiful young woman got fucked over by some guy who sold her a fake Percocet.
There she is, probably a 10, I guess.
Incredibly bright future ahead of her.
And this piece of shit, where is he?
Go down.
Just made a fake Percocet with fentanyl because he wanted to make 20 bucks and flushed her life down the toilet.
Luckily, he got 20 years.
But Jesus H. Christ.
Actually, I don't know how much he got.
Has he even been sentenced?
No, he's 22.
But he was arrested for one kind of secondary murder and one kind of...
So he can't get away with that, right?
I knew that with drug dealers a few years ago that would sell pills.
They would never sell oxy because they'd sell other kinds of pills.
And this is pre-fentanyl.
I'm talking like maybe 20 years ago.
Because they were scared of getting arrested for murder if the person OD'd.
Yep.
Isn't it like even possession is attempted murder or something?
Oh, really?
I heard that with ecstasy.
That might have been some like...
I did not sign up for this.
When I signed up to be a parent, my fears were drunk driving, heroin, and pregnancy.
Now those are like number 32.
Those are way down the line.
Now we have fucking fentanyl, this screen addiction.
You're constantly fighting screens as a parent.
And then I guess heroin and then pregnancy.
So there's two jumped the cue that I never, if you told me when I was young, when you're a parent, you're constantly fighting against screens.
I go, screens?
You mean TVs?
Today, with my family, it's no screen Tuesdays.
Not even the parents can look at screens.
No, I have to peek for my job.
And it's funny.
The youngest boy, he hates me in the mornings because his routine is the iPad.
And then he's just a bundle of joy by the end of the day because he's interacting and talking.
You get to see your kids.
But the two teens, they just hate my guts.
They're like, fuck you for this fucking day.
Today's book is an interesting book.
It's Adam, I mean it's Originals by Adam Grant, How Nonconformists Move the World.
Yes, true.
It's all my favorite subjects about freaks and thinking outside the box and entrepreneurs with balls.
He talks about Warby Parker in it.
And then you're like, well, Warby Parker weren't the first to do cheap glasses.
And then you're like, well, Cheryl Sandberg is all over this book.
She wrote the foreword.
And you realize, oh, it's a book about being brave and being, what's the word I'm looking for?
A maverick, being a spearhead.
But it's written by a liberal.
Oh, so he's not really talking about real risk.
He's basically talking about when liberal entrepreneurs took big risks and made money.
And there's not a lot of free speech in here.
So it is an inspiring book.
And it is fun to read.
But there's definitely a political bent that gets kind of annoying.
And if you're as anti-liberal as I am, it might ruin the book for you.
But you also, when you're reading it, you realize, oh, this is what liberals think of themselves.
They think they're brave.
They think they're brave because they want to discuss critical race theory and they see blacks as human beings.
And you're like, we all see blacks as human beings.
Shit for brains.
You're not radical.
Jordan Peterson is radical.
Jesse Lee Peterson.
Now that's an original.
Amazing.
You're not a real man until you pick cotton.
Dude, he did a really good...
They roasted women with him and Elijah Schaefer.
It was a good app.
Oh, yeah?
It's pretty intense.
Oh, speaking of good, yeah, I'll check that out.
Speaking of good apps, this debate looks cool.
1-6.
I got baseball and boxing tonight.
Oh, kids.
Oh, yeah.
We should have live.
Actually, should we live tweet debates?
Because I'm just going to be interrupting, right?
Yeah.
It's not really...
Debates, by definition, are not looking for commentary.
Sports is good.
Nature shows want someone talking because animals can't talk.
But I don't think...
So I want to check that out tonight.
I hope it'll be available.
Watch live only on Great Debate News.
I hope it'll be available somewhere after that.
What if we're busy at 6?
I think the coolest thing you could do is maybe a bingo drinking game or something that adds to it.
Or keep score.
Right, keep score.
Like Nick won that one.
Bing, bing, bing.
Or do a live factory.
He's a very handsome young man, isn't he?
Yeah, he looks like a little anime character in this.
Yeah, he definitely looks alive.
He looks like an avatar.
And then Robert Barnes is like, I used to be handsome too.
Then I got old.
I used to be intenaciously happy about it.
I used to be tenacious.
Cello, it's a debase.
That's amazing.
I'm still more famous than every day.
I'm not saying that's a good thing.
Like, you have to hide to talk to me.
I'm going back up.
Hold on a sec.
No, don't show that yet.
I guess you can show it if we're doing the fast show.
So I'm at the gym this morning working out.
It's a weights day.
And then as I'm going in, I should do some cardio.
So as I go to get a skip rope, this guy comes, hey, I'm a big fan.
I always watch when you're on Alex Jones.
Okay.
I don't have a problem with this, by the way.
But it's just like, when will it end?
And so we talk for a little bit about Alex Jones.
I tell the usual stories about how getting punched by him feels like someone is using a battering ram to take your door down.
And punching him feels like punching a tree.
I'll eat your ass.
All those classics.
And that he's a great guy to hang out with, which is what everyone expects, right?
Everything you expect to be true about Alex Jones is true.
And then I don't have enough change for the machine to get a Gatorade because I'm fucking exhausted and dehydrated.
So I go down to the deli in my gym clothes and there's some Con Ed guys working.
They go, holy shit, Kevin McInnes.
And then they're getting pictures for their friends.
And I told them about this funny meme I saw.
John Joseph Cromag put it up on Instagram where it's like, this is Dan.
Dan went $100,000 into debt to get a degree in philosophy.
He can't find a philosophy job.
And then it's, this is Mark.
I think he said there's no philosophy jobs.
This is Mark.
He is an electrician.
He makes $100,000 a year.
He just shut off Dan's electricity.
There it is, Adam and Chris.
I got the names wrong.
Isn't that perfect?
Can't find a philosophy job.
Believes people without college.
Disconnected, Adam.
I can't tell you how many people have sent in letters saying, thank you for telling me to get a trade.
Thank you for making me get married.
And I have a baby on the way.
I've never been happier.
And that never makes it to the media.
To the media, it's always like, he started racism.
He's the head of the white supremacy movement.
Anyway, the Con Ed dudes go, oh, my buddy's a huge fan.
He's a subscriber.
And he wants to send you this video of Bill Gates with tits.
And then he did.
I gave him my email address, and I got this shortly after arriving to the studio.
Anyone want to help me out here?
What's happening?
I see some edits.
You do?
Yeah.
Where?
Just look at the kind of distortion around the...
Especially the belly.
Like, the belly actually changes sizes.
And then you can see there's some sort of fuzz, and there's too perfect of a line there on the right side.
Unfortunately, the other guy's arm.
Yeah.
Okay, belly.
And now, where'd the belly go?
You know, kind of like.
And there's a little bit of.
You see the little bit of the.
I don't know.
I'm seeing some.
Because I remember seeing the footage of him wearing that shirt.
And I remember thinking as man boobs.
So they're just exaggerating it.
Look at the guy's arm.
Okay, arm regular.
Blue shirt guy.
Okay.
Arm regular.
Arm regular.
Starts warping.
See that?
Oh.
That's fake.
Fake tits.
He's got fake tits.
Today's paper, Hollywood's Hottest Look, which is just basically wearing almost nothing and hates New Low, Holocaust survivor, Holocaust survivor 97, harassed on TikTok.
And then we have a bunch of slutty celebrities wearing almost nothing.
And I mean, I shouldn't really show you the paper, right?
I should just, if I like the article, it should be included in the notes.
But they're saying, peace be upon Hitler, happy Holocaust.
If she thinks the treatment of Palestinians reminds her, reminds her me the treatment she got in the camp.
So these are all English ESL people.
And they're clearly Arabs and Muslims.
But the picture that they use for it is some guy with a swastika on his computer because they want it to be white Nazis.
That's the narrative.
And it's clearly Nation of Islam, black Hebrew Israelites, and probably 90% Palestinians, Arabs.
Anyway, whatever.
It's a good particular issue of the paper.
You know what?
I'm never doing that again.
From now on, I'm just going to show you the cover.
And if there's anything inside that tickled my fancy, it'll be in the notes and we'll look at it in depth.
It's stupid to flip through a fucking newspaper.
I tried that as a show once.
It sucked.
And Tommy Robinson tried it as a show.
And it sucked.
Here's an amazing example of fake news, stupid bullshit.
January 6th was worse than 9-11.
Wow.
What?
Wow.
Click on that one.
Trump Apology Corps in full apology mode.
So she's talking about Byron York, who says, on George Will's desire to see January 6th burned into the American mind as firmly as 9-11 because it was that scale of a shock to the system.
No, it wasn't.
There's simply no comparison in scale or motivation between the two.
Yeah, it was the great meandering.
There was about five or six guys who smashed a window.
The rest of the people stayed within the ropes, wandered around inside, went pee in the restroom, sat around on chairs, posed for photos.
When compared to even the invasion of political buildings, like forget the riots and the burning, but police stations and Capitol buildings across the country have been invaded by leftists who are much more violent and aggressive.
And those police, they were screaming at police, attacking police.
In the Capitol building, the police were talking to them, saying, guys, when you're here, take it easy.
And they said, okay, we'll take it easy, dude.
Look at that.
And who got shot?
No cops were killed on January 6th.
That's a myth.
The only person who was shot was Ashley Babbitt.
And AOC was not there.
Yes, I realize she says she's suffering from PTSD, but she wasn't fucking there.
Look at this.
Taking pictures.
Those are boring pictures, dude.
They're singing.
Why do you think you have so many good pictures if it was a riot?
They're behind enemy lines right now.
They're in the al-Qaeda training camp.
Okay, so go back to the tweet.
The 9-11 terrorists and Osama bin Laden never threatened the heart of the American experiment.
What about the World Trade Center?
Can you get more central to the American experiment than that?
The 1-6 terrorists, same terminology, and Donald Trump absolutely did exactly that.
Trump continues that effort today.
Like, that is next level crazy.
I remember even in my punk days when we would stay at punk houses, there'd be that one super radical, and none of us liked him.
We're like, you're a fucking communist.
And he's like, no, I'm much more than a communist.
I'm an anti-fascist fascist.
And they would say shit like this.
These are the guys that were like vegans and they wouldn't wear chucks or any normal shoes because they used glue and glue is dead horses and that's an animal.
So they would have these like weird heat-sealed shoes that I don't know where they fucking got them from.
And now that's mainstream.
Go back to her.
So you go, who is this radical weird punk chick with like facial tattoos?
It's the White House correspondent at HuffPost.
Author of The Useful Idiot.
Wow.
And she focuses on January 6th.
Just like our buddy yesterday, Will Carlos.
All right.
When should we do our racism experiment?
Should we try it now?
Let's try it now.
Okay, you ready?
Let's do the bumper, right?
Yeah.
All right.
It's going to be exciting, guys.
Let's talk about racism.
I was racist, guys.
All right.
So this subject's getting a little tedious for everyone.
We cover it every day.
I don't want to be tedious.
That's my goal with this show, is to always be interesting.
But I got to get these stories out of the way.
So we are giving ourselves 12 minutes.
Oh, how much over?
Let's do 12 minutes and five seconds.
Exactly.
We will cover all of this.
We got a page of stories that usually would take an hour.
Now we're just going to crank it out in 12 minutes and five seconds.
Are you ready?
And go.
So the BLM chick in London, in England, she got shot.
But everyone wanted to be about activism.
They're actually denying the police report.
And the police reports have said it was four gangsters that shot you.
You were at a house party.
They thought you had money.
They came in there to rob you and they shot you.
And I think it's the only time that someone being shot in the head is actually funny.
And what are they talking about with slavery in Britain?
Slavery was white people.
The serfs and all the slave rebellions in Britain were white people.
They may have had slaves in other colonies and stuff.
That's a different ball of wax.
That's for India to get mad at and all the other countries to get mad at.
But as far as England goes, what the fuck are they talking about?
Blacks have always been worshipped there.
They always love black.
The coolest thing you could be in the 70s after the Jamaicans came over was blacks.
So shut the fuck up, bitch.
And I remember Tommy Robinson saying that, you know, he never got more shit than when he started to fuck with Black Lives Matter.
Anyway, so we got that right.
She's been shot in the head.
It was black people.
Here's an interesting clip.
So we hear a lot about critical race theory and we wonder what's it actually like?
Like what do they teach in schools?
And someone put up something recently where they showed what it does.
For those of you who are wondering what critical race theory looks like in public schools, here's an assignment.
Why I'm a racist.
Click on that.
Let's see that quickly.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
You got to zoom in.
What the fuck?
I'm a white American male.
I'm married to a beautiful blonde hair, green-eyed woman.
I have two amazing blonde-haired blowers.
I grew up in New Jersey.
While I've not always had much, I've always had the benefit of the doubt.
Why does Cook begin the article this way?
Well, because he's a self-deprecating ethnomasochist cunt.
I lived a life marked by opportunity and forgiveness.
Anyway, so what else?
Wait, let me see more of that.
I was raised to treat everyone equally, regardless of race, blah, blah, blah.
But even the upbringing exposure I was blessed with, I'm probably still a racist.
So some guy just talks about how much he sucks and how evil he is.
And then the assignment, this lazy ass assignment, is just someone saying, what is he saying there?
Why did he start that this way?
Basically just repeating what he's saying.
And then I will be given the benefit of the doubt.
I live my life benefiting from other people's glass walls.
This is simply not true for people of color.
They are forced to confront it every single day.
Perhaps not in an overtly bigoted and hateful way, although I'm sure that happens too, but in the deficit of the doubt, really.
Because my experience these past few years have been white people not getting the benefit of the doubt.
Like, remember Clark Kemp, who got caught with a gun charge, Proud Boy, and they threw the book at him because they didn't want to look like they were being too nice to white people.
And then, of course, we have Max and John doing four years for fighting Antifa.
So go fuck yourself, pitches.
And I've been talking to a lot of parents, and not necessarily all right-wing parents, but a lot of them are saying, if they fucking start doing that with my kids, I'm out of there.
We're out of the school.
Like, they're really pushing it in suburban New York schools, and it is fucking radical.
Anyway, next, Lori Lightfoot.
We should have covered this a long time ago.
She should be fired for this, but she's saying that she's only talking to white reporters.
Now, I didn't know this, but she's a dyke.
Am I stupid?
Did everyone know that?
You knew that?
That funny little Betelgeuse, funny little, she's kind of like both Betelgeuces.
She's like the Betelgeuse in the movie, and she's like the black guy Betelgeuse.
She looks like a ghost, and she was pretty attractive.
Not attractive.
I wouldn't have fucked her for a million dollars, but she was okay looking back before she became mayor.
Now she looks like a funny little possum, a weird little night rat.
Doesn't she look like a weird rodent from the night?
But anyway, at 17, she goes home to her white wife.
Now, this isn't the Solo's case.
Don Lamont is the same way.
He shits on white men all day and then goes home and has his ass eaten by one.
But Lori Lightfoot's a funny little frog midget, but her girlfriend is, her wife, sorry, is a hulking basketball giant.
Oh, their sex life.
Weird.
She just crawls around her like a little chocolate mouse.
Gets in all our nooks and crannies.
What a couple of freaks, huh?
Anyway, that's Poppy Should Be Fired.
This was kind of a cool.
Some guy taking down the George Floyd exhibit.
We got to show that quickly.
He's had enough of this bullshit.
He gets over there, runs over, starts knocking shit down.
Fuck this shit.
Okay, we got it.
This was kind of cool.
You know, you always hope that you have these kind of balls.
Some black guy's attacking a white woman on the train.
See, it's not all Asians, folks.
Crime is up.
And he just, he's a mad lad.
He looks like a pussy, pink shirt on, and he goes and fucking kicks the guy's ass.
Totally risks his life.
100% risking his life to protect this woman.
Well, you just show us the clip.
Not you, but News at 6.
So that's the teaser, I guess.
I wanted to see the whole thing.
Takes him down.
Like, what if the guy with the knife gets up for a second and starts going into your chest?
He's obviously a fucking lunatic.
But look at you.
He knocks him down.
He comes at him again.
Let me hear him.
Jumped on his back, and that took us down to the platform surface.
I'm trying desperately to keep him down, face down, because I know that if he gets up or if he can turn on me and he has that knife, now I'm a potential man.
47 years old.
That kid is 18 at the peak of his athletic abilities.
The thing about that guy is, oh shit, I'm being slow.
We're running out of time here.
The thing about that guy is if he hadn't done anything, it would rot in his soul for the rest of his life.
And now he's going to be like 80, and he'll just be like, remember that time I saved that woman's life from a psychotic stabber?
I rock.
This was fucking hilarious.
Some local teens gave two black teens an award for being black teens.
That's it.
Doesn't that just sum it up?
Look at their faces.
He's like, what the fuck am I doing here?
She goes, how long do I have to stand here?
And they are both ecstatic.
Look at the white woman.
Her eyes and her mouth are frowning.
Yeah, she's going, is this.
And she's just like, I fucking did it.
Doesn't that sum up the left perfectly?
Like that kid the other day Who was trying to get the luggage down?
We already showed this map.
Waste of time.
Good news.
No, I'll give you some good news about race.
1619 project, the ridiculous project about how America is founded on slavery.
It's founded on racism, blah, blah.
She even goes on to say that the reason that America had the America, not the Civil War, the American Revolutionary War was because Britain was abolishing slavery and they didn't want to abolish slavery, which is just totally factually untrue.
It's a ridiculous thing to say.
But she said it.
So she's been debunked.
The 1619 project is a fucking joke.
If you were a high school teacher, you'd give it a D. Yet, this is a fucking professor who's pushing this, and so is the Times magazine.
So she's been denied tenure, which, you know, that takes some balls in this day and age, if you're working at a university, to go against the grain.
Also going against the grain, we have 4-2.
What's this again now?
More good news?
I'm still marveling at the defense of Nicole Hannah Jones over this tenure stuff.
A core tenant of journalists should be, don't make stuff up.
And yet every historian actually trained on the topic she writes about said that's exactly what she did.
Holy shit, we're going way too slow.
We got to speed up.
We got to speed up.
This shows hope 4-3.
He's on expo for making a dumb joke.
Good.
Now do white kids?
Oh, yeah.
So this guy was in a classroom and he said, what's this nigga doing in my class?
He should be picking cotton.
Why isn't he in chains?
Blah, blah, blah.
The ACLU backed him.
And I think what's happening is the ACLU is saying, we're seeing that there's a lot of anti-Semitism coming from the left.
We may have backed the wrong team.
Now, of course, he's a black guy.
So they're not going to criticize a black guy for saying the N-word.
But it's a start.
It's a start.
Now let's look at some bad news.
Chelsea Handler, 4-4.
Holy shit.
We are running out of time, folks.
This is tense.
I wish this thing wouldn't go to...
What is she saying now?
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Oh, this might swallow up all our time.
Is that a bad thing, or is that a good thing?
Sometimes I think the bad things are portrayed more than the good things.
What were some of the good things you feel like are you?
People were taking care of.
Would you take a tractor that you just brought brand new and tear it up?
Misuse it?
No, you're going to take care of it because you just spent a pile of money on that.
Those people produce their crops, work their fields, so you're not going to mistreat something like that.
Interesting.
What do you think Hollywood has gotten wrong, the way the South has depicted?
He's obviously not very sophisticated, and he's kind of scrambling this in a way.
He should be aware of how ridiculous that sounds to defend slavery.
So you should quantify with something like, I'm not defending slavery, but this notion that they were constantly getting raped and constantly getting beaten, these people had pitchforks in their hand.
Like, you're going to get stabbed.
You rape someone's sister and he's standing there with a pitchfork, you're a dead man.
And this, I got in run, Roll Jordan Roll, which I think is here.
No, maybe not.
Where they said, yes, there was obviously abhorrent behavior, but and no one's defending slavery.
But this notion that there was just constant abuse and whipping and violence is fake.
That doesn't make sense.
Anyway, go ahead.
Regarding slavery.
I would think one would be the beating of people.
There may have been one that would do that to their slave just because they're a mean, bad person.
But the majority of them would not do that.
They were like big mama, you know, we just love it.
They were just all a big family.
How do you know that to be true?
Because I have family heritage and I've been told the story since I was a little girl from people whose grandparents.
There's books on it, Chelsea.
You talk about reading books all the time, but you read these liberal garbage books that just repeat what you believe and talk about how evil Americans are.
Okay, we're almost done here.
Math is racist?
Show the clip, show the clip.
According to a Wall Street Journal op-ed, the state's newly proposed curriculum recommends schools use the documents to teach kids titled, A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction, Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction.
If ratified, the controversial curriculum would bring social justice to math classes across California's K through 12 public education.
Here to React, former professor Dr. Carol Kwain.
Doctor, thank you so much for joining the program.
We're over 10 minutes.
We've heard these theories before that black kids, brown kids, and communities, they can't learn.
The standards need to be changed.
We know that's false because the charter schools capital, Prep Can Academy, took those same schools out of those poor neighborhoods, turned them to A students.
They all got free rides to college.
So what is the goal of this program?
Well, I can tell you the goal of the program is to push critical race theory under the guise of mathematics.
And if you look at that Oakland school district, the students have a 27% proficiency rate in math.
It's 90% minority.
What will happen if this is implemented, that proficiency rate will drop even lower.
It will destroy opportunities for minority students.
It's not about being equitable.
It's about destroying equal opportunity.
These children will not have an opportunity to be successful in the world.
This is what I've always said.
I've always screamed it.
I said, math is a math.
School is a waste of time.
5% of the people who are educated should be educated.
Stop it with this education.
At the age of 13, you do your O-levels.
If you're not part of the top 5%, that's 95% of people.
Don't go to college.
They go get a trade.
They go make money.
Like the Con Ed guys I was talking to this morning.
The rest can go on to secondary education.
Let's get some trades, folks.
And we're done.
We did it.
We did it perfectly.
Did you notice that?
Exactly.
That was amazing.
Well, did you test run it, I'm guessing?
At home, you ran through.
I don't want to give away any secrets.
The fun.
I don't want to peel back the curtain.
Here's one problem with all that.
We rushed it out.
I'm totally satisfied with every story we covered, except for the last one with that math in school.
I was rushing to make it 12.5.
We didn't really give the story credit.
So basically, charter schools are threatening public schools, which is threatening the Marxist communist system.
Especially true in New York, especially in Harlem with black kids.
So instead of the state recognizing that charter schools Work, they are going to cheat and change what's going on with public schools.
That's how they compete.
In other words, they don't fucking care about black kids.
All they care about is power and not losing power over these kids.
If that means torture, fine, let's torture them to death.
But I don't want them over there with charter schools because I don't get the money.
But that's the only way they get educated.
And they're doing great at it because you suck.
No, fuck you.
Okay.
So what they're doing is saying, from now on, if you tell a black kid that he's wrong in math, that's racist and you can't be racist.
So he has to get a yes no matter what he does.
That's going to get the math scores up and then they won't look so bad compared to charter schools.
I think both those two did a bad job of articulating that in the segment and we also cut it too short.
But otherwise, that's a great way to get a bunch of racism out of the way.
All right, let's jump over to feminism.
That is just the weirdest that guy's sense of design.
I like the song.
I really like the lyrics.
But that hodgepodge animation is just so bizarre.
We've got a bunch of feminism ones.
Dude, we have so many COVID stories.
I think we should do a speed read of COVID, too.
Feminism.
What do you think of that idea?
Sure.
Yeah, let's do that because we have some great letters.
Okay, so we did, this is going to be normal.
Free speech is going to be normal.
We only have one story.
And then COVID, we're going to do the exact same thing.
Fast.
But I'll have to guess the time because I think it'll be longer than 12 minutes and 5 seconds.
All right, look at this thing.
This is bizarre.
This is feminism modern day, which is just the opposite of Martin Luther King.
It's all about judging people by their character.
It used to be about giving qualified women a chance in a male-dominated world.
Now it's not including men and singling out females.
Just like Lori Lightfoot said, I'm only going to interview with black or people of color.
So now, in the name of equality, you're outlawing whites.
And in feminism, you have to outlaw men.
Look at this bizarre thing Angeline Jolie is doing.
She's long been involved in the UNHCR.
I don't know what the fuck that is, United Nations human rights bullshit, women shit, as a special envoy, which means nothing.
And now she's also working with UNESCO and Gerlian on a woman for bees initiative that will ultimately build 2,500 beehives and restock 125 million bees by 2025.
Sounds good.
As I learned from Jerry Seinfeld's cartoon, we need bees.
Bees are important.
I have a friend that's a beekeeper.
Seems like a noble profession.
Good.
I'm with you.
I don't know where the money's coming from, but I'm with you so far.
While training and supporting 50 women beekeepers, what?
I've never met a woman beekeeper.
I've never heard of one.
I've never seen one.
It hurts.
You do get stung inevitably every single time.
And women are pretty good with pain, but certain types of pain.
Not bee stings.
To promote the initiative for World B Day, in collaboration with Nat Geo, Angelina wanted to do a portrait covered in bees.
I'm a beekeeper.
I bet you're a man.
Get rid of me for a second.
And when I was given the assignment to work with Angelina, my main concern was safety.
Shooting during the pandemic with a full crew and live bees made the execution complex.
And I knew the only way to...
Where are we here?
The only way to ensure we achieve the desired effect for the photo was to use the same technique that Richard Avadon used 40 years ago to create his iconic beekeeper portrait.
Oh, another man.
I hired my friend Conrad Buffart.
Oh, a third man, a master beekeeper to help.
He contacted the entomologist who formulated a special pheromone known as Queen Mandibular Pheromone for QMP, for Avadon, and worked with him to capture the image of beekeeper Ronald Fisher.
Another man, which appeared in his book, The American West.
The entomologist offered to let us use the actual pheromone from the Avadon chute.
We used Italian bees, kept calm throughout our chute by Conrad.
Everyone on set, except Angelina, had to be in a protective suit.
It had to be quiet and fairly dark to keep the bees calm.
I applied the pheromone in the places on her body where I wanted the bees to congregate.
The bees are attracted to the pheromone, but it also encourages them not to swarm.
Wouldn't it be funny if they just fucking started attacking her?
We also placed a large number of bees up her twat.
What?
Angelina stood perfectly still, covered in bees for 18 minutes.
They did sting some of her labia.
She was swollen, but they looked good.
It looked like she just had her quote-unquote lips done.
She got Betox on her beets.
I fucked her after, and it was like fucking a baby.
Fantastic.
I think this shoot was also an awe-inspiring event for creating this portrait exactly for you.
So keep going down there.
So who is this?
This bitch?
No, no.
Go to the top.
Oh, photo video by Dan.
So it's like 80 guys all involved and pushing female beekeepers.
Like, why?
I don't understand this.
Isn't this a perfect example of the flaws with feminism?
Like, how are you better with more female beekeepers?
And it's always cool things, right?
Yeah, and hold on.
I want more women in sanitation.
Don't guys do a bunch of cool, impressive shit to, like, get movies done and then just not even talk about it?
But then all this is just putting some pheromone ass shit all over.
And they're so proud of that process.
But it's all men.
The dudes had to do.
Yeah, they had this stupid idea.
I want more women at Rotorooter.
I want more women in the sewers Cleaning out the rat kings.
Right.
Yes, we blasted a hole.
We invented a big drill to get down there in the sewer system.
So pretentious.
Oh my God, even her fucking tattoos are annoying.
Oh, this was interesting.
So, 60 Minutes dared to step one pube out of the box and interview someone who went from a woman to a man to a woman.
That's anti-trans.
To give that person a voice, it's a woman, so I guess this is feminist, to give that person a voice is evil.
So trans activists online are outrageous at 60 Minutes for talking to de-transitioners.
Leslie Stahl interviewed a woman named Grace Ladinsky who underwent hormone replacement therapy and surgery, including the removal of her breaths.
Her attempt to transition to a man was fueled, in her own words, by her desire to live an easier life.
Let's see if there's a video of that.
It's called detransgender.
I just hope you didn't cut your dick off.
In her early 20s, Grace Ladinsky-Smith was seriously depressed and developed gender dysphoria.
She began searching for answers in transgender communities on the internet.
And when I saw them being so happy and excited about doing this wonderful transformative process to really like become their true selves, I was like, have I considered that this could be my situation too?
How about meditation or yoga?
She has no tits.
Literally, she had her tits cut off.
Sheesh.
At least, like, let's talk to someone who cut their dick off.
Yeah, let's talk about it.
Talk about regret.
But this was brought up on the Federalist a long time ago by that guy, I forget his name, who's sort of the authority on this.
And he's been saying this for at least 10 years, where he goes, you have all these problems in your life.
You feel depressed.
And you go, well, it must be this dick.
I must be a woman.
And as soon as I cut this off and make my vagina, I'll be Angelina Jolie, covered in bees, and I'll just be changing the world and all my problems will melt away.
So they do it.
They get the tits, and then their problems are like, hey, dude, what's up?
What are you doing here?
I'm your bipolar, and I'm your schizophrenia, and I'm your general malaise with the world.
Why?
What's going on?
I cut my dick off to get rid of you.
Well, I'm not going anywhere.
What do you want me to do?
All that stuff's not located in your dick.
Walt!
His name's Walt.
Something.
Look at Walt.
It is the Federalist, isn't it?
Get off my tits.
What are the names there?
Walt, Trans.
Anyway, who cares?
This is the fast show.
So, yeah, so she cut her tits off, just like Elliot Page.
And she regrets it.
And Elliot Page, by the way, who has a vagina, this is 2-1.
You look like a chick who cut her tits off and did a lot of sit-ups.
Like, how freaked out would you be if that was your buddy?
Look at those abs, too.
Those don't look right.
Those look like a weird x-ray of a moth.
Yeah, yeah, like some sort of thorax.
Those are, yeah, that's different.
That's like a bee's ass.
What is that?
This is like the bone structure of a wasp or a fly's dick.
You ever see a fly's penis?
It's bizarre.
Yes.
But zoom out.
Zoom out.
So you go to your friend's house upstate, right?
You're in Port Jervis, and someone's got a big pool in the backyard.
They're rich.
I don't know what the fuck they're doing in Port Jervis, but they own the local car dealership.
And you go there, and you're like, oh, hey, I brought some beer.
Oh, cool, but there's a cooler over there.
We already have plenty of beer, though.
You shouldn't have done that.
Anyway, this is my buddy Mark.
He's a big fan.
And you go, hi, Mark.
Can you not go near my kids, please?
Like, think about it.
You'd be so sketched out by his weird arms.
That's a mistake.
I would say, was Mark a woman recently?
Yeah.
Because he doesn't look like a Mark to me.
Hey, Mark.
Hey, Elliot Page.
How do you feel about transmissions?
Do you feel like you can fix them or should you farm it out to someone else?
Oh, transitions?
Oh, I...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Transmissions.
Oh, I don't know.
What do you think of Mopars?
I mean, they're pretty lo-fi on the inside, right?
Like, the air conditioning is probably not that good.
So it's kind of the thing that you'd buy and then you'd be driving on a hot day and go, what the fuck have I done?
I'd rather get like a 1980s Merc or a Jaguar or something.
What do you think?
What do you think of cars?
What do you think of the show?
Can I watch Graveyard Cars with you?
Disney's cars?
How about if I fart and I don't say safety, you can punch me and if you fart or burp.
No, if both of us fart or burp and don't say safety, we get to punch each other in the arm as hard as we can.
Okay?
Yeah, you want to roll?
Let's roll.
Let's far.
That's the other thing, like punching guys in the arm for farting and not saying safety.
You could feel your fist shatter that bird bone of an arm.
It would just go through.
It would just be like broken like that MMA fighter who kicked the guy's leg and his shin wrapped around.
She'd be talking about it three days later, too.
Oh my God, the bruise.
It would look like she had a tattoo of Black Australia.
Like, you're not a chick.
Does she think that she looks like a dude in that?
You want to know what a man is?
This is a man.
Look at 2-3.
This guy was a major football player in Nashville, Tennessee.
I don't know about football, but he was at a hockey game and people recognized him.
This is Elliot Page.
This is what she's going for.
Turn it up.
Let's see him there.
Amazing.
Looks like this kid.
I got a daughter.
It's my wife who's a 10.
I'm awesome.
Thank you for recognizing me.
Bye.
Bye.
And then I guess they show a clip of him drinking beer off a fish at another game.
Pouring beer on the fish.
He takes it in.
And he's like, oh yeah, that was a pretty crazy day back in 2018.
And let's do it again.
And he takes his straight up.
Look at his awesome tattoos and big duck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Rock and roll.
Getting his wife and daughter wet.
And someone throws him another one and he eats that.
I'm moving to Tennessee.
We're moving to Nashville, Tennessee.
And when people ask me why, I'm just going to show that on my phone.
But look at their crazy world.
Okay, look at 2-0.
This is actually a hell of a lot more fun than talking about racism and COVID, isn't it?
This might be our new show, the feminism show.
Okay, read this with me.
Demi Lovato asks fans to stop complimenting their weight loss.
Oh.
Saying, I am more than the shell for my soul that is my body.
Why would your fans talk about their own weight loss to you?
Hey, Ryan, congratulations on me losing weight.
Thanks.
Oh, it's, and I was arguing with my daughter who's getting pretty woke.
And I was like, it's so hard to use their as a pronoun.
She goes, no, you're not.
They're going to the store and they're going to buy a piece of candy.
Right.
I'm like, yeah, okay, in that sense, it works.
But bring that back up.
Watch this work of art.
Demi Lovato asks fans to stop complimenting her weight loss, saying, I am more than the shell for my soul that is my body.
Gotcha.
Or Demi Lovato asks their fans.
It's her fans.
Yeah, their fans.
Fans of ourselves?
Our fans.
Our fans of us?
What the fuck?
Yeah, wait.
Demi Lovato, wait, bring it back.
Demi Lovato asks their fans to stop complimenting their weight loss, saying, I am more than the shell for their soul that is their body.
Who are we referring to then?
Their fans.
Wait a minute.
Did she get it wrong?
Isn't I they?
They am more than the shell for their soul that is their body.
I think I does exist.
What about my?
I and my do work still.
I guess.
They haven't figured out.
So you only use the wrong pronouns when it's a he or a she and not an I. Right.
You see the tangled web you dummies weave?
I didn't know you responded to that.
I did.
Be a man.
2-2.
2-2.
This is how you be a man.
One of the things I tell young men, well, and young women as well, but the young men really need to hear this more, I think, is that you should be a monster.
You know, because everyone says, well, you should be harmless, virtuous.
You shouldn't do anyone any harm.
You should sheath your competitive instinct.
You shouldn't try to win.
You know, you don't want to be too aggressive.
You don't want to be too assertive.
You want to take a back seat and all of that.
It's like, no.
Wrong.
You should be a monster.
An absolute monster.
And then you should learn how to control it.
That's dope.
Isn't that awesome?
I just realized I meant to do the song for this show, I'm a motherfucking beast.
Who do that?
I don't know.
What's the name of their bag when I was doing weights this morning?
And I was...
Doesn't this feel kind of gay when you get into your weights with the music?
I don't like hitting the heavy bag to the beat.
That's embarrassing.
But even when you're lifting weights and it's like, I'm a motherfucking beast.
Yes.
That feels queer.
It is.
Or you know when you're just walking and there's music and that's gay, like Benny Bonassi or something, but you're just shopping?
You have no control of the music and it's like and you're walking to the beat.
So then you force yourself to not walk to the beat?
No.
But walking's gay too.
But no one, no one that's not you, no man watching this show, is it the girl's struggling, no, but not on purpose.
No, you're walking your regular pace, but it happens to be...
You could work from home or something gay.
Oh, I sort of see what you're saying.
All right, see if you can find that song.
I'm a motherfucking beast.
At one point he goes, a fucking motherfucking beast.
Who adds fucking to motherfucking?
Motherfucking's not cutting it for you.
It's too weak.
A fucking motherfucking beast.
And chase my dreams.
I won't regret when the sense.
Is it it?
This was it.
What is this movement?
Meanwhile, I'm lifting like 10 pounds on each hand.
The weights are turquoise.
Anyway, oh, Katie agrees with you.
What did she say?
Oh, Katie is a he.
Them.
I don't know what Katie is.
Katie's a dude.
Katie ascends.
I ascend.
You're a god.
When I'm mad, I lisseone to this song.
It's a great song.
Don't fuck with that guy.
He does not know how to spell or speak.
That guy just knows how to get it.
Yeah, if you don't know how to spell listen and you think it's L-I-S-E-O-N, whatever you want, Trey.
Here's all my money.
Please leave.
Speaking of men not being men, so Mark Ruffalo, I am a Zionist.
I support Israel.
But if you don't, then stand by your guns and don't be a pussy when you get in trouble.
So Mark Ruffalo apologized after voicing his stupid opinions.
Again, one of the dumbest people in the history of Hollywood, not just in Hollywood today, but in the history of Hollywood.
I have reflected and wanted to apologize for posts during the recent Israel-Hamas fighting that suggested Israel is committing genocide.
Period outside the quotes, which is grammatically incorrect.
It's not accurate.
End of sentence.
It's inflammatory, disrespectful, and is being used to justify anti-Semitism here and abroad.
Now is the time to avoid hyperbole.
I love that last sentence.
He's preaching to us.
So he told us that attacking Hamas is genocide, and that was hyperbolic, to say the least.
And then Now he's telling me, by the way, by the way, Gavin, now is not the time for hyperbole.
Okay?
Watch yourself.
Right.
And then John Cena committed the ultimate sin.
Oh my God, I don't know how he lives with himself of daring to imply that Taiwan is a country.
And he makes this like hostage like apology that makes it sound like there's a fucking Chinese firecracker pointed to his head.
What does he say?
He was in the Chinese finger trap.
I made a mistake.
Go back, go to the bottom.
Wait, I want to see his full apology.
I opened up this Chinese-ass video.
Ew.
Wait, Nihal Ma.
Turn on the volume.
Oh, he's so gross, kissing ass.
Go back though.
That's obviously not anything we're supposed to see.
He's just trying to make Chinese people go, wow.
But let me hear the apology.
John said, That was his apology.
I clicked that.
That's what popped up.
No, but it's in English, too.
Oh.
Will you stop dancing around?
Oh, fuck.
You're making me mad.
Go back.
Okay, there's the article.
I made a mistake.
Did you click on apology video?
That was what came up, yeah.
Okay, let me see what he said here.
Now I have to say one thing, which is very, very, very important.
I love and respect China and Chinese people.
I'm very sorry for my mistakes.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm really sorry.
You have to understand that I love and respect China and Chinese people.
Yeah, that sounds like a hostage.
My opinion is Taiwan is not a country.
If an American was to declare it, like a president was to declare it a country, they would attack it.
It's as much a country as Scotland is a country.
It's a place that thinks it's a country.
But Scotland has the same currency as England.
It just looks different.
And Taiwan, I mean, I think it has different currency, but it's still, you're in the Republic of China.
I'm afraid you're a province.
He's a weird-looking dude.
And I'm going to get a bunch of letters of people explaining to me that I'm wrong.
I've lived there.
Okay?
I'm very familiar with Taiwan and China.
I've lived in Taiwan and I've been to China many times.
So go fuck yourself.
Oh, this is an interesting end to the feminism segment.
Why are they emasculating...
What's this?
No, that's him saying China's the first country.
He looks like Gypsy Crusader.
Yeah.
Why are they emasculating us?
This is 2-6.
Oh, this is great.
Every once in a while, you'll read a tweet or a comment, and you'll go, this guy is smarter than me.
So it starts with military plans to survey troops' personal social media accounts.
Oh, remind me to read you the military letter we got today.
Military plans to survey troops' personal social media accounts for extremist keywords per internal briefing I obtained.
Pentagon is considering working with a private social media surveillance firm to get around First Amendment restrictions.
Those pesky First Amendment restrictions.
Got to get around those.
Oh, actually, that's my next thing.
Look at Prince Harry.
Jump ahead to 2.7 before we finish that.
I've been meaning to mention this forever, but I've been avoiding this because I don't fucking care about Prince Harry.
But what did he say?
Prince Harry calls First Amendment bonkers faces backlash.
Now, I sent you a picture 850 years ago of Prince Harry.
I think it's a separate email, maybe even last week.
And it's like when the subjects started.
It was a picture included, right?
Yeah, he was dressed like a monarch.
A king.
When you move to your former colony and find out the peasants are allowed to voice their opinions.
Perfect.
All right, we got that out of the way.
So let's get back to this emasculating us thing with control.
And I guess the top one is the first one, right?
You don't purge the military like this unless you plan to use it domestically.
You don't purge the military.
So they're purging the military of all the alpha males, all the people who think independently, all the patriots, so they can use it domestically on us.
People that won't question to pull the trigger on us.
Start arresting us.
The regular use of outside contractors to skirt First Amendment should really kill any lingering hope of the Constitution protecting anything.
So now we have a push for the military not to defend the Constitution, but to skirt around it.
That's disturbing.
To enforce the opposite of it.
And getting good at it, if you will.
Okay, because this is the fast show, we're going to do the same thing to COVID that we did to race.
Which is shut down the world for it.
COVID, she shanxing link ping.
All right.
Too much COVID stuff to talk about.
We're going to hammer all of this out in three minutes.
No, it's 10 minutes.
Under 10 minutes.
I'm going to guess around 9.57.
But definitely, I promise you, under 10 minutes.
And go.
Okay, it turns out it does come from China.
This is the number one story in the Daily Mail today.
It does come from China.
Everyone's admitting that.
That used to be the most racist thing in the world to say.
And here we go.
Here we have it.
Oh, oh, wait, no, that's not it.
Oh, shit, I just showed you the home thing.
We'll see if you can find that.
While you're finding that, I'll talk about the video yesterday we had of those girls, the Linda Lindas or something like that.
That kid, when they said, no, you're going to the next fucking link, shit for brains.
The first link is gone.
It was just the home page.
Stop looking there.
Go to Daily Mail.
Oh, because they replaced it with the John Cena thing, you fucking absolute retard.
Holy shit, this is the fast show, dude.
So find the China Wuhan story that must be on the homepage somewhere.
Anyway, those girls should have been mad at China because someone went up to them and said, hey, are you from China?
And then he avoided him.
That's why they did the racist, sexist boy song because it was so insulting.
Why don't you get mad at China for starting a disease that made you a pariah?
And isn't the pariah thing have some credence to it?
I mean, five million people left Wuhan after the outbreak.
They were scattered all around the world.
And also, didn't New York, wasn't New York one of the worst places because de Blasio and Cuomo and everyone was dancing around Chinatown when it started saying, it's wonderful.
Don't worry about it, folks.
I was right early on.
So it was the main story.
I'm surprised the link is so disappointing.
But that doesn't help our speed.
Okay, we're way behind now.
Sean Lennon seems to be leaking his red-pilledness, which is not good.
His mom Yoko will not be happy about that.
I hope he can keep it under wraps.
But he gets in so much shit for this kind of thing.
And when you read it, it's liberal.
This is normal, moderate thinking, but he's being outed as a Nazi skinhead because he said, when I was young, people used to say racist shit about Asians around me all the time.
And then be like, oh, sorry, but you're not really Asian.
And I think they sincerely thought that that would make me feel better.
I'm not exactly sure why I brought that up, but I think it's because I want to say that I grew up in a time when there was zero political correctness.
I literally saw political correctness being invented right in front of me at certain schools and then distributed and eventually enforced as a mindset, an ideology.
I want to say that one night, oh, sorry, one might have imagined at the time that the politically correct mindset and resulting implementation of an enforcement will lead to a better society in which cultures.
Anyway, you get the idea.
So he's saying PC is bad.
MTG, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
She didn't say COVID was the Holocaust.
She said that mis othering people to other people.
MTG did not compare the mask wearing to the Holocaust.
She specifically noted how othering others is pre-genocidal, which every civil rights group agrees in this case.
And by the way, that's what Gina Carano said.
She said, first they deperson you, then they kill you.
And she happened to use the Nazis as an analogy, which it's so bizarre that she got fired.
Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down to her text, to her tweet.
That one.
Jews are beaten in the streets by Nazi soldiers, blah, blah, blah, but because history's edited, most people don't know that they got a point where they could round them up because they slowly vilified them until you weren't rounding up humans.
Anyway, we got that.
The Hitler analogy, everyone uses way too much.
But when you use it against the left, you're a fucking Nazi, ironically.
Math on Como's book, I thought this was interesting, that he made $111 for every book he sold.
That's how much of a scam it was when you look at his advance and how many he sold.
The database is a scam.
What the fuck is this again?
I already forgot.
The furthest person you will ever get from a conspiracy theorist, it is always, in my mind, a cock-up, not a conspiracy.
And when people say, oh, there's some big plan to turn us into China and they're all going to watch everything that we do, I sort of roll my eyes and think, yeah, yeah, put the foil tin hat on.
There are some developments in the last couple of days that are incredibly worrying for me.
And I think should be worrying a lot of my listeners as well.
Let's just go back to the beginning here.
There was talk about having a vaccine passport for us to be using domestically.
And then there was talk about having a vaccine passport, a way of proving your vaccine status to be able to travel abroad.
I don't have an issue with that second one.
You download the NHS app.
It's going to show you cad your vaccines.
Not so much an issue.
I'd rather have it on a piece of paper, frankly.
But, you know, I can understand that.
So weird hearing a British person not be a liberal twat.
Anyway, so the database that records this, all this COVID stuff, it's including things about your criminal background, your health, your lifestyle.
They're forming a database.
They're using the vaccine and COVID as a trick in order to find out everything about it so they can have this Soviet style, this Chinese style social score.
Oh, and it's been planned for a long time.
Oh shit, 445.
Okay.
Speaking of scams, the advisors are a scam.
This might not load for you.
Independence Age expert warned against reopening as race advisor with no medical qualification.
This doctor is a doctor of like social study bullshit, gender equality shit.
And she's been the one that British media have been consulting on how to deal with the pandemic.
What did she say?
Go to the top.
She warned against reopening.
She's a race advisor.
And she's also criticizing people on vaccine history.
That's a very symbolic fuck-up here.
Also, speaking of theater, Fauci admits the masks are theater.
What are you doing?
Okay, the internet's sucking again.
Before the CDC made the recommendation change, I didn't want to look like I was giving mixed signals.
But being a fully vaccinated person, the chances of my getting infected in an indoor setting is extremely low.
Okay, there we go.
So he was wearing the mask as theater.
And then this other article says it's become a pass for Karens to NAG.
NASCNAG is, I think we knew that already, right?
And then 38, it's air cover for elites.
Yeah, that's an interesting, from a reader on the theology and political and morals.
Let's say we're going to have to read this.
It's going to kill our time, though.
Fuck.
Keep going.
Masks are easy.
Masks are cheap.
And masks are a way for people to skirt moral responsibility for favoring a set of fear-based restrictions that have cost others.
My girlfriend who gets all information, Howard Stern, says, if only people just wear their damn masks.
Obviously, that's not true, but why do so many people desperately want to believe it?
Simple.
It gives them a moral pass.
If you've been dutifully wearing your mask, you don't have to feel guilty about collecting your full salary from the University of Whatever or the First Bank of whatever, maybe getting a couple skimmy checks on top of that.
Can you zoom in A bit and getting all your groceries and meals delivered by poor people that don't have the luxury of working remotely.
Your neighbor, who had to close down her small boutique store and now owes a year of background after having had to lay off her three best friends and hasn't made any money other than the impossible to navigate government assistance programs, is upset about mass bandits.
You listen to her ill-informed rants while you stand 20 feet away outside in your N95.
But you comfort knowing that the government will get that all worked out for her.
Her fears about losing her life savings, reopening under guidelines that increase her costs and whether reopening is even feasible now that the homeless cam is at public.
You get the idea.
Speaking of Cuomo, he stole money.
Dudes, dudes, dudes.
Oh, this is a really interesting journalist.
I hadn't really heard of her before.
Come on, you son of a bitch.
Oh, that just costs us forever.
You know what nobody talks about?
How Andrew Cuomo had a $6 billion Medicaid deficit at the beginning of 2020 due to his own mismanagement of the funds.
Has anyone heard this one?
We've heard about the sexual assault.
We've heard about the lying about the deaths.
But go back to the top.
We haven't heard about the $6 billion Medicaid deficit at the beginning of 2020.
And then nobody's ever mentioned his plan to form in early January to cut funds to long-term care.
Wait a minute.
Did he kill those people on purpose to save money?
Wow.
Sinister.
Here's a ridiculous notion.
Remember we talk about how if something hurts blacks, it's racist, no matter what it is.
Like sickle cell anemia.
Gravity.
Gravity.
Blacks have been hurt by COVID, therefore it's racist.
He's exposed the undeniable effects of racism and shone a bright light on our own society's feelings after the virus.
Like scroll down.
What the fuck kind of logic is this?
It also, it infantilizes blacks.
It says, if you've had a worse outcome, it couldn't be you being paranoid about vaccines or it couldn't be you, not that there's anything wrong with that.
It couldn't be you ignoring the social distancing, not that there's anything wrong with that.
It has to be some sort of grand plan to hurt African Americans and natives.
It would have nothing to do with the fact that natives and African Americans are disproportionately obese.
Would it?
Would it have anything to do with that and the diabetes that follows?
They all wear their masks.
I mean, you walk around and you just see like this, but they're still wearing it.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the look.
Fauci is responsible for one.
Oh, we're coming to the end here.
Come on, dude.
What are you doing?
We've got to get under 10 minutes.
I'm here.
Tony Fauci and German Hysteria is a cover for something else.
Going to be the Tony Fauci diverting attention from himself and his own personal role in the COVID-19 pandemic more than any of the single American donorly actually responsible for the COVID-19 pandemic at the time of the outbreak last fall.
The Wuhan Lab was conducting experiments on how to bat viruses, human beings.
These experiments are funded by American tech dollars and directed by Tony Fauci in Washington.
And we are done.
All right, let's go to the mailbag.
That was fun.
We got it all in.
Okay, can I be honest?
I have something to say.
What's up?
I lied.
What?
There's still one we didn't get in, but we were at 9.57.
Oh.
And we have to cut it off at that.
So here's one we didn't fit in.
We did it.
We did a perfect job with the 12 minutes and 5 seconds, but the 10 minutes didn't work.
And that is...
God, she is so hot.
I went there today, though, and this is what I saw.
Everyone is still in masks.
Every single person.
Why am I the only one that doesn't like being a slave?
I bet they're all vaccinated, too.
These are kids.
So, as of today, you no longer need to wear a mask in Trader Joe's if you're police vaccines.
All right.
Time for some Mail B, and I can't wait to read you that military letter.
Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a dead.
Let's turn our eyes together.
It's Mail B. Let me touch it.
This is from a guy we'll call Barney.
I would have called in with this, but I can't sit on the phone on Thursday nights while my girlfriend is home.
She's very hot and works on the other weeknights.
Don't worry.
I'll be wifing and pregging her soon.
Thanks for the weekly encouragement.
Let's see an article on that.
I was in the army, went from three years in an all-male info.
Here's another thing, too.
Say a journalist called me and said, we want to do a thing on how many people you got married.
They wouldn't talk.
They don't want to be associated with me because the media's turned me into a pariah.
So I can't showcase anything positive I've done because no one wants to be associated with me.
In fact, every letter we get, they say, don't mention my name.
I'm not allowed to listen to you.
You realize that just makes me cooler to the kids, right?
That's right.
I was in the Army, went from three years in an all-male infantry unit, switched to a Pathfinder company in a Black Hawk helicopter aviation battalion that was probably about 10% female, night and day.
It was shocking.
It was like I had left the Army.
The aviation unit was like being in a weird boarding school.
So going from all male to 10% female is night and day.
Since coming in 2012, we heard a lot of griping about new Army bullshit.
The big thing then was constant sexual assault prevention training.
Basically, they made us spend a day once a month reading through PowerPoint slides, telling us we were rapists and that basically consent from a female is impossible.
Literally, there was a poster that circulated all over the Army that said, Johnny was drunk.
Jenny was drunk.
They had sex.
Jenny couldn't consent.
Johnny raped Jenny.
I like how it's nice and simple for an Eight-year-old.
Definitely weird and demotivating, but we all blew it off.
All-male diploma in 2013 to Afghanistan was the most important experience of my life, and certainly as a soldier, it felt like what young men are supposed to be doing and being.
We worked every day.
Slackers were humiliated.
We were in just enough danger to be on our toes, but we could trust each other to do our jobs.
And that was the most important thing, building that small group cohesion, knowing that I can sleep until my guard shift because my buddy will be awake.
Knowing that even if the next guy just found out his chick back home got an abortion and is cheating on him, happens a lot, that he will still show up for his shift.
Not all the men got on board with this, but the consequences for being a shitbag are immense.
It's social suicide, constant humiliation, and it works.
It's often downright mean and over the top, but it works.
Now, this is the problem with women in the military.
A, people think, I guess because of movies, that there's a slew of badass, hardened, cold-blooded bitches just waiting to join the military, to enlist in the military.
There is not.
There are super badass chicks out there, but they're too good and rare for enlisting.
Idiots enlist.
Idiots with few other prospects.
So it's not just women in the army, it's dumb women.
Oh, Josie, you got the wrong name.
B, they all start slacking immediately, not because they're women, because they're young new enlistees.
And then, which a lot of young men do, they're slackers when they start, but they get kicked in the ass, right?
And then, when they are treated like I mentioned above with group ostracization, they can't fucking handle it.
They throw a complete tantrum and utilize the Army's open door policy.
Then he puts in brackets, they can talk to as high a rank as they feel necessary and go over people's heads until they are fucking untouchable.
And yes, there are some women in non-combat positions who do find a job.
No one has a problem with that.
Same with the police.
You want to work in administration at the police force?
Go nuts.
I think that's a great place for you.
How about we make another branch for them, he says?
Your army needs you and your focus and your compassion and your confidence.
The British Army.
Wow.
No, we do not need snowflakes.
Make an all-female branch, blah, blah.
People in charge are ruining the military, and it seems like they're doing it on purpose.
The other thing I saw at the aviation unit, fucking, inevitably, young, straight people working and living in the same place are going to hook up.
And they don't split the barracks.
The girls are on the first floor.
Also, officers sleep with them.
So now you have the person responsible for all behavior reports and orders totally protecting some chick who doesn't do shit because she has his dick pic on her phone.
The whole thing is a fucking cancer.
Watching the military be so easily corrupted is sickening.
This guy should have to do 46 days hard labor for saying this.
Almost every single one of the guys I deployed with was ushered out early for bullshit reasons.
The trans thing is just more destruction.
There aren't a bunch of badass female-to-male trans warriors waiting in the wings.
There's a bunch of delusional freaks who want to have their surgeries and meds covered under TRICARE and then claim mental abuse and get full disability forever.
This is what I think may have killed Vice, is they started getting all these trans people and then they went on strike for a union and the union wanted Medicare and then Medicare would have to cover transitioning.
So they're paying $120,000 to company is to have someone chop their dick off and then probably get sued.
Why'd you let me chop my dick off?
Not enough people realize how often the military is just used as a get-in, get-out money scheme and it almost always works.
I don't know what the answer is.
And then he ends it with my favorite part of the whole letter, which is Ryan, shut up.
Ah.
Nailed it.
Sir, yes, sir.
I don't think this would surprise anyone, but IBM has joined the course of global corporations condemning things that are popular to condemn.
I've not clicked on any of those links, but I'm teetering on the edge of taking your advice to get fired reading this garbage.
I don't have any entanglements.
I have plenty of savings, and I could easily find another job.
So I'm seriously considering joining one of these struggle sessions and just drop as many facts as I can before they jettison my blank OS.
That would be my authentic self.
None of it's required except the diversity training, which everyone has to take.
Now, I want to be careful with get fired.
When I say get fired, I mean be yourself.
And you shouldn't have to take a class and sit there and say, I'm racist.
That's fucked up.
But volunteering to go to the class and drop truth bombs on them, I mean, I think that would be cool.
And I hope if it makes you feel like you're being your authentic self, you should do it.
But it's not really included in the get-fired.
I just don't want you getting cancer by constantly holding everything in and smiling and saying bullshit.
But picking a fight is slightly different.
One year ago today, this is who is this now?
I don't know.
George Floyd's unjust death served as a significant turning point in our nation in the Black Lives Matter movement.
Since then, sports teams, music groups, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I don't care.
I don't have to read this.
I know what it says.
Right?
Gay stuff.
Okay, here's something from a fucking smoke show named Sarah.
Don't know what you're picturing when you hear 38, so here's a pic.
Fantastic.
Are we to show it?
Hold on.
He's up in the older woman and blah, blah, blah.
Okay, she didn't say no.
Okay.
But yeah, so I don't know what you're picturing when you hear 38, so here's a pic.
38-year-olds are smoke shows.
In fact, it would be my favorite cup of tea if I was single.
But yeah, not sure where the time went.
Trying not to freak.
I understand it's not ideal to have kids later in life, but ease up on the older women who are still attractive, healthy, and technically able.
I'm not wearing heels three times a week.
Maybe that's the problem, LOL.
By the way, I used to hang out at Max Fish on Ludlow all the time when I lived in East Woods.
It was the coolest part in NYC.
Didn't know you owned it until I started listening to your show.
I never owned Max Fish.
I used to go.
Maybe that's because I said it's my local.
Why are you showing that, Ryan?
She attached it.
Well, not in this email.
Oh, I see, yeah.
Remember Sue, the little Asian dude?
Is he still around?
My roommates dated Mark the bartender, and Jason Tormos is the shit, blah, blah, blah.
2002, 2009.
Yeah, we were there at the same time.
Oh, shit.
That's funny.
Yeah, I don't know if Sue is still there.
He was a weird little guy.
He was like Indonesian or something, and he had all these tattoos.
And I would always ask him what his tattoos because they made no sense.
And he had a gorilla, gorilla head on the phone, and he's holding a cup of tea.
And I go, what's going on there, Sue?
And he goes, oh, he's a gorilla.
And I go, but why does it have a phone?
Oh, maybe he get a call or something.
He taking a call.
And then he's drinking tea.
Maybe he's thirsty.
He just wake up and you're getting a phone call.
What?
That's high art.
But yeah, we got a lot of women saying, stop shitting on us all the time.
I'm just saying that you got to be aware that the biological clock exists.
And I met this girl at the wedding in Jupiter, and she just dumped her boyfriend because he wanted kids.
And she was like 33.
What?
And she goes, I got nephews, nieces.
I'm done with kids.
And I go, you're going to change your mind in seven years when it's too late.
So ladies, around 25, be wary of who you're dating.
Be aware of the clock.
I wouldn't, I swear to God, I would not be saying this if I knew tons of women who didn't have kids and they were rocking and rolling and saying, I did it, nailed it.
Thank God I dodged that bullet.
I promise you, I would not be saying that.
But what I see is tons of kids, tons of kids, tons of middle-aged women going, what the fuck have I done?
I'm miserable.
I'm good.
I've got money.
I've got a family.
I'm good.
It doesn't hurt me when you do things.
Is that Sue?
That's Sue right there.
Oh, shit.
Do you know him?
No, no, no.
I just saw a Chinese guy and I was like, that's him.
Yeah, and that's Mark.
That's the Mark she was talking about.
Oh, shit.
That must be an old picture.
Yeah, that's up for a while.
It's amazing that those guys have been going there since the 90s.
That's crazy, dude.
Over 20 years.
It's even changed locations.
A couple of Black Lives Matter posts on their Instagram.
Already?
It's racking and rolling.
Racking.
I'm skipping down a bunch.
Ryan, do you see, when I blue flag things, do they blue flag?
Yes.
Okay, so I'm going there.
I could even click blue flag so that we only see those.
Yeah.
It's a good idea, actually.
Hey, Gavin Rye Guy.
I'm the guy who was recently washed out of trooper recruitment.
When you said I could have been killed, I was talking, it's when I said he could have been killed.
Let's get the pronouns right.
It brought something to mind that I saw back in early April.
I follow Michael Savage and he posted this video of a new Mexico trooper.
You can play this as I'm talking, right?
Mexico trooper being murdered by a piece of shit drug runner during a traffic stop for tinted windows this last Feb.
Oh, yeah.
Isn't it funny that tinted windows are illegal because you can't see if someone's pointing a gun at you at a cop.
And then they are.
One time I got pulled over by a cop and he goes, he goes, I'm pulling over for your tinted windows, but now that I see who you are, I get it.
Go ahead.
Your car has to wear sunglasses.
Yeah.
Okay, this is fucked up.
I don't recall seeing this anywhere else, including on your show, but if you do cover it, then please tell blah blah blah.
The video is about five minutes, and even Border Patrol join up and converge on the shitbag later down on the highway and absolutely terminate him in a hail of gunfire.
But the murder shit begins around 3.05, if you want to skip forward.
The whole thing is really worth a watch, though, for the context.
The officer sees the rifle the shitbag has and attempts to convince him to disarm.
That's what I was saying with the other video, about how it must be so scary, because you can't just go, oh, danger.
You have to go, danger, please, put the gun down, put the gun down.
I don't want to shoot you.
I'm going to shoot you.
That entire time, trying to look like Jesse James for the moment where he goes, oh yeah?
Yes, sir.
I'll need registration or driver's license as well.
Right, you gotta come up with it.
Okay.
Alright, do you have insurance for the vehicle?
Yeah.
Where is it?
Is it with the wallet?
Come with me to my vehicle.
That way I can run your name and date of birth and then that way I can get my return, okay?
Good.
Shut the vehicle off.
If you want, it's up to you.
Why no?
Are you at the right spot?
No, but this is where he's see.
See where he sees the rifle and tries to convince her.
Because I've seen the death.
It's going to be a 305.
I've got paperwork I gotta do.
Yep.
This is the killing.
Real quick, real quick.
Okay, killing coming up.
Look away if you're with the kids.
Get them out of the room.
For my safety.
Alright, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Alright.
Just go to my vehicle, okay?
Come on.
Get rid of me.
How they blur it out.
Oh, I see.
He's laying out.
Yeah, they went and shoot him in the back of the head, execution style.
You gotta know you guys are done.
Where's the chasing and the shooting the guy?
Watch out!
Watch out!
Shooting right into the camera.
Hey, get the fuck back!
That's someone else.
They just don't give a shit about their lives.
Executing.
I mean, this guy at the gym was saying this to me.
I go, why are there so many Mexicans here on sparring nights?
It's all Mexican.
And he goes, because they're savages.
They're Hispanic like me.
And I go, what do you mean?
And he goes, think about it.
Who made Hispanic people?
Colombians.
MS-13 is all El Salvador Mexicans.
They're all easy.
They kill with wanton ease.
He didn't use the kind of vocabulary.
He goes, it's the conquistadors.
The Spanish military came and they killed the savages, the Aztecs, whatever.
The whatever.
Mayans?
Mayans.
And then they bred with them.
Send them surviving in that tropical climate.
I mean, you saw Apocalypto.
So you already had to be a brutal savage, not even like an American Indian, to survive that.
And then you take the toughest soldiers in Europe and you make these killing machines.
Damn.
And I was like, well, my kids are white and Indian.
Is that the same?
And he goes, no, mostly nice white people came here and they bred with mostly nice Indians.
It's not like it was soldiers.
They're not called conquistadors.
Well, they are probably to stupid college students.
But you were like, the nice Indians and the nice white people.
We're the bad Indians and the bad white people.
Good point.
You showed a clip from Twitter where they say it's wonderful to have white allies, but if those white allies are speaking for black people, blah, blah, blah.
But at the same time, if we choose not to speak about them, we're labeled as racist for not standing with them.
Also, aren't the left slash anti-Jews doing the same thing by speaking for Palestinians when Palestinians didn't exclusively ask them to?
Hmm.
This is from a chick.
This is a fun one.
Hey, Gavin, I'm a hyper-traditionalist to say the least, but I will like the opinion of men about my fashion.
I like this very classical fashion, especially certain types of classical Lolita.
I swear it isn't a pervert thing.
It's just the name is just a dumb choice.
Well, I know your opinion on old-fashioned things.
It's just something I like only when it's romanticized in moderation.
But as a man, what do you think of this type of stuff?
What would you say if a girl in her 18 to 20s wore something like this?
These women are all tiny Asians.
So let's get the Asians out of there.
No, that's too much.
And imagine that with like that first 38-year-old girl.
Imagine her face on these.
Because I don't like the concept of Lolita.
And I would say that's perfect.
Breathtakingly gorgeous.
Meaning the outfits.
We love the idea of a woman dressing like this.
It looks beautiful.
You would just fall in love with a girl if she looked like that.
I mean, dressed like that.
Okay, here's a mean one.
Apologies for my grand.
I'm an old school punk rocker, amateur seamstress, and screen printer.
I dropped out and moved out when I was 16.
Now I'm 41.
I have a five-year-old autistic son.
I do homeschool therapy during the day.
I realize now that my ex-husband is also Autistic.
The reason I'm a fan is you're hot.
And I agree with you.
I love how you fight the good fights and how you created movements.
I also really enjoy your straight talk, Gen X stallies to watch you on Serial TV.
However, I just canceled my sub.
What the fuck?
Because of how often you insult mothers of autistic kids like me, I'm shattered.
Oh.
I do say that older women disproportionately have autistic kids, and that's why you should try to have kids early.
I also think it's bad to be autistic.
I think there's a new thing with Asperger's and autism where they go, we don't want a cure.
A cure is abortion.
We want, we're special, we're awesome, and we wouldn't change me for anything.
When people say that with a kid with a handicap, like I wouldn't change a thing, they're lying.
If you could give your kid a pill and he wasn't autistic anymore or didn't have Asperger's, wasn't blind or obese or deaf, you would.
Like that movie, The Sound of Metal, where he gets a cochlear implant and he doesn't like it and he wants to be deaf.
I'm not buying it.
I think all deaf people would prefer shitty hearing over no hearing.
And it's this new thing where you're like, I want to be handicapped.
I think it's cool.
So I'm sorry, but I think it's unfortunate that your son's autistic.
And I think if you could give him a magic pill to change it, you would.
And I also think that it's possible.
How old are you now?
You're 41, so you had a kid at 36.
I mean, 36-year-olds are more likely to have an autistic kid than 26-year-olds.
That's a thing.
Now, I'm not insulting you now where we are, but I'm saying it's unfortunate that you had a kid late.
My wife had kids late.
My brother was born very late.
So it's not evil, but let me put it this way.
The reason I push young people having kids is because there's problems the longer you wait.
You waited long, you had a problem.
I don't see what's going on here.
I'm not saying autistic kids suck or you're stupid or you're shitty.
But it's an obstacle sometimes.
It's an obstacle.
I mean, they definitely have, you know, issues, but also, aren't women, isn't it what the military guy was saying?
They're so sensitive.
Do you know how often I got criticized?
Gav, I've been a huge fan for a good five years.
I've heard you say on many occasions that you couldn't give zero shits about the rest of the world, like Africa, Russia, Middle East, et cetera.
But you spend a ton of energy explaining why Israel's the bees' knees.
Well, Israel's in the news right now.
I agree with you on the not giving a shit about other countries, and I certainly don't root for Palestine or the Arabs either.
They could get sucked down a sinkhole and I wouldn't lose any sleep.
You're great at distilling your viewpoints so that they're easy to understand.
Can you explain the disproportionate coverage?
I see Israel as a Western country.
It's basically Britain to me.
So I care about it.
I care about all Western countries.
I care about America the most.
I care about Canada and Britain slightly second, but way up there.
Then Australia.
I'm kind of mad at mainland Europe for their woke bullshit, but I care about Spain and Germany and France and Northern Europe, of course.
But Israel is right in there with them.
Yeah, it looks like fucking Miami.
It's Miami with a high IQ.
But I could not give less of a shit about Palestine or the entire Middle East.
In fact, we had an episode where I sunk it all into the sea.
And then there was Christian countries I accidentally sank into the sea, like Armenia.
We got a lot of hate mail.
Sorry.
I had to bring it back.
Okay, I'm glad we got to this.
Cash Gernan murder.
This story keeps getting weirder and weirder.
See the attached images.
So there's a councilman, a Dallas City Council member for District 3.
Opening up.
He was elected by his peers to serve as mayor pro term in 2018.
He serves as the chair of the newly formed Workforce Education and Equity Committee, which is the mayor's top priority.
Sounds like thrive here in New York.
So that's the guy, Casey Thomas, right?
And then you see a tweet from Casey Thomas, the politician, that says, when the full story comes out, it's so much worse than what the public knows.
I wish I could say more, but I can't.
I'll just say this.
The baby is a twin brother.
I think this was early on in the game, and that was before we knew that the dad had abandoned the kids and that they were all meth heads.
So this might be a little old.
I don't know.
Maybe this is post that.
Did the child live in the home with the 18-year-old?
No, that's why there's a kidnapping charge.
So maybe that's not so crazy, actually.
Hold on a sec.
Okay, here's another one.
This is way down.
It's also called Cash Gern and Murder.
And this is from yesterday at 8 p.m.
So most of the news was out about this.
I don't think I can look at this.
I can't look at that.
That's the man taking the kid from the bed.
That fucked me up.
I have a little bit more info on this case.
Apparently, the quote-unquote stepmom, Monica, is being investigated in the murder.
D, as they call the black dude that's in jail right now, has not been charged with murder.
Wait, so he kidnapped the kid and then she did the killing?
Apparently, the house has been watched by the FBI for a while now due to it being a drug house, which makes no sense to me.
If it was under investigation for drugs, I would think it would be the DEA, not the FBI.
In this video, you can see someone outside in a hoodie, hitting a cigarette.
There is way more to this story that's been reported.
Please do not disclose my name on air, but I swear to you, this info is legit.
I'm within two degrees of separation.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You sure you didn't say the name before, right?
Yep.
Okay.
Okay, so that's fucking intense, and it's a very hard story to investigate.
It's like that guy that killed his wife and his two daughters by putting them in a giant oil tank thing.
Do not look up this story.
Do not read the details.
It will haunt you like Satan levels for weeks.
The way, oh, what he did to those girls and what they said.
I wish I could unknow it from my head.
Anyway, let's have a palate cleanser here because I'm about to slip my wrists.
So we're final videoing it?
No.
Oh, okay.
Nice letter.
We have to palate cleanse the mailbag and then final video will be another palette cleanser.
This is called Seeking Sister Wives.
My wife watches that Seeking Sister Wives show and the black couple is infuriating.
These fucking Muppets are just making shit up as they go, taking little pieces of random cultures and throwing them into their This Is the Religion We Just Made Up bag.
The woman wears a fucking bindy, which as you know is the Indian dot knot feather and indicates that a woman is married.
Fine.
But this poser clearly just thinks it looks cool since she's throwing bindies on her kids and her new sister.
I've actually seen bindies on Indian kids before, which I don't understand.
It shouldn't burn.
It shouldn't feel uncomfortable.
It should feel relaxing.
So why don't you guys go ahead and get set up and I'll be back in in 30 minutes.
Okay, perfect.
Thank you.
A yoni steam?
Oh, there's a pussy steaming, right?
We just hop on on the bullshit.
What the fuck?
That women do.
I didn't know that was a thing.
You steam your pussy?
Yeah.
That sounds like a very dangerous thing.
You know what it'd be cool if it's just you're under the bed and your head pokes into it.
And you're just like, just blow vapes on their cup.
They go, oh, it's not as hot as I thought it would be.
It smells like mango.
Tobacco flavor.
It's definitely a lot of noise to go.
Hoping along.
Yeah, it's definitely going to get more noise to go.
Okay.
Steam burns are the worst burns you can get.
Hmm.
That's good.
I'd be very concerned about my vagina if there was steam near it.
That just smells like a clam bacon there when they're done.
Okay, so that's ridiculous and awkward and stupid.
There's a whole other part where she decides steaming her clam is a thing and forces her sister wife to do the same.
There's even a whole thing about wasting washing each other's feet, which I thought you'd find particularly appetizing.
She also won't let the chick fuck her husband of nine years until they've all been on the same kook diet for a month.
Deprave doesn't begin to describe these vapid hippie weirdos.
They remind me of the patchouli blacks in high school who did slam poetry and blah blah blah blah blah.
I mean man did Mike solo tip in his most personal recording yet.
Alright, let's do the final video.
Let's do 4-3 here.
Is this real?
I have to admit, this is a racist thought, but I kind of thought this guy must be Chinese when I first saw it.
Is he playing a joke?
But he's white.
I don't think...
It just looks so fucking insane and idiotic that I thought this must be fake, but it's not fake.
Well, you're the fake expert.
Tell me what you think.
He fills up a bag with gas.
Right.
And of course it's leaking.
Because it was burning through the plastic.
So he leaves it there.
And then he gets a basket.
No.
Now, maybe it's a fake basket that's plastic and not like bamboo.
Oh, I see.
He's got gas all over his pants now.
And he but delicately lays, like, he's not even tying It.
Wow.
And now that, assuming it's, it has to be a fake basket that's just plastic to made like wood, right?
Right.
And it's like, it's not porous at all.
Right, right.
But even so, even so, that's a disaster waiting to happen.
You take a left turn and that thing's gone.
Yeah, what's he doing?
Anyway.
Fun show today.
Tomorrow we're going down the street to Anthony's studio as we are wont to do.
I was watching some of those older ones where I was drunk.
It's not good to be drunk on TV.
You're not interested.
Just do anything.
It's embarrassing.
But this was the rush show, the fast show.
We got out a lot of stuff.
We got fucking, look at all these pages.
We got all that done and handled.
Very informative show.
And that's one of our top priorities here at Censored.tv is not wasting your time.
We got a new spiel coming up soon.
Josh Denny should be done in any second now.
God, he's fucking late.
And shit like that.
I'm going to come.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
I'm in trouble and there's nobody else.
I'm in trouble.
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