Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #98 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION (Part 1)
Aired: 2021-05-15
Duration: 49:45


=== Making Our Own TV (15:17) ===

[00:00:42]  He's just a stereotype.
[00:00:46]  He drinks his age in pints.
[00:00:50]  This is Miles Old Coat.
[00:00:52]  It's a silly character I retired.
[00:00:55]  Isn't it funny what we do here?
[00:01:00]  These armrests are very greasy.
[00:01:02]  Were you grease them?
[00:01:05]  Isn't it funny how we make our own TV shows?
[00:01:10]  TV got really bad.
[00:01:12]  Movies got shitty.
[00:01:14]  They got woke.
[00:01:16]  And I forgot to send you my notes.
[00:01:20]  And so what happened?
[00:01:21]  People just started saying, I'll make my own television.
[00:01:24]  And a lot of them sucked, not going to lie.
[00:01:28]  A lot of shitty garbage.
[00:01:30]  But a lot of people started making good stuff.
[00:01:34]  And they started getting more views and making more money.
[00:01:38]  And being good at it, if you will.
[00:01:40]  Perfect.
[00:01:41]  Like fucking Joe Rogues.
[00:01:46]  Right?
[00:01:47]  He gets way more viewers than Anderson Cooper.
[00:01:50]  But I'm sure if you talk to a boomer, they'd go, oh, Joe Rogan does some stupid podcast.
[00:01:54]  But Anderson Cooper, well, he works at CNN.
[00:01:58]  But as far as annual income and viewership goes, SARS.
[00:02:07]  We've got a lot to talk about today.
[00:02:09]  We've got a fun show planned for you.
[00:02:13]  We should probably address the Milo situation, right?
[00:02:15]  Situation.
[00:02:17]  It's a very Milo situation.
[00:02:18]  It's a very Milo situation.
[00:02:21]  People are asking me if I'm okay.
[00:02:23]  Really?
[00:02:24]  Yes.
[00:02:24]  They're like, dude, you can produce my podcast if you want.
[00:02:26]  My friend Pierce, Blackballed.
[00:02:28]  Okay.
[00:02:29]  I was like, I don't like getting into this kind of stuff.
[00:02:32]  He said, she said, and then it goes back and forth.
[00:02:34]  And I'm a drunk.
[00:02:36]  So inevitably, there's an email where I said, you're, oh, fuck your whole family and jizz on your dad.
[00:02:42]  Yeah, I have one.
[00:02:44]  If you know you, you got one from you.
[00:02:46]  So you're like, I don't want to get into it.
[00:02:49]  He who has not sinned may cast the first stone.
[00:02:52]  But then he starts casting stones.
[00:02:55]  So the stones were, we fired all our staff, A. B, they were always late to pay me.
[00:03:04]  And I guess that's basically it.
[00:03:07]  I wish them nothing but the best, but they're struggling.
[00:03:10]  Oh, so like concern trolling.
[00:03:12]  Yeah, which is a good tactic when you're insulting someone.
[00:03:16]  We learned this in high school where the mean girls would go, I actually feel sorry for her.
[00:03:20]  Yeah.
[00:03:22]  Because then you're so high above the fat chick that you're like, I don't even want to hurt her.
[00:03:28]  I'd actually like her to lose weight and she could be my friend.
[00:03:32]  It would be cruel.
[00:03:33]  She's cursed with that body.
[00:03:36]  So the paying it, so there's nothing complicated here.
[00:03:41]  Always follow Occam's razor with these kind of things.
[00:03:44]  There's no like, he fucked my wife or censored.tv's falling apart or any of that shit.
[00:03:50]  It's never that juicy, unfortunately.
[00:03:52]  And I'm like you.
[00:03:54]  I love gossip.
[00:03:55]  So I'm always disappointed when I find out the truth because I'm like, oh, really?
[00:04:00]  The truth is, there was just a back and forth about payment and this and that.
[00:04:04]  And he's clearly high maintenance.
[00:04:07]  You may have guessed that Milo is not easy to work with.
[00:04:10]  The 300 producers he've churned through are an indication of that.
[00:04:15]  So there was something going on.
[00:04:17]  It was like a minor thing.
[00:04:19]  I think we had given him a $10,000 advance because he's moving to Florida.
[00:04:24]  And he's like, just give me a bunch of shows in advance.
[00:04:27]  I don't know why I'm doing that accent.
[00:04:28]  That's not how he talks.
[00:04:29]  That's not how he talks.
[00:04:30]  Hi, I'm Milo.
[00:04:31]  And I'm like, whatever are you guys?
[00:04:32]  It's the Miles coat.
[00:04:34]  He talks like he's Dr. Frankenfurter meets with Nail.
[00:04:40]  Is that it?
[00:04:41]  Yeah.
[00:04:41]  That's perfect, yes.
[00:04:44]  But he walks like the Grinch.
[00:04:45]  No offense.
[00:04:46]  Meets the Grinch.
[00:04:48]  So the Jim Carrey Grinch.
[00:04:50]  Correct.
[00:04:51]  So it's going back and forth, blah, blah, blah.
[00:04:53]  And he's like, I need more money now.
[00:04:55]  And I have to do this.
[00:04:56]  And then someone in the email chain was like, you know what, we're good.
[00:05:03]  And then it was like, you know what?
[00:05:04]  I see which way the wind is blowing.
[00:05:06]  Actually, I prefer this accent.
[00:05:08]  Because when I do like his accent, you think I'm talking about an intellectual from Harvard.
[00:05:12]  And that's not the attitude in this particular story, though he is an intellectual.
[00:05:16]  The man is very smart.
[00:05:18]  And a joy to be around.
[00:05:20]  Yeah, he's lovely.
[00:05:21]  He came to my house.
[00:05:22]  He slept over.
[00:05:23]  He was great with my wife, my kids, like a very charming guy.
[00:05:26]  I like him, believe it or not.
[00:05:28]  Although I'm mad at him right now.
[00:05:30]  Professionally.
[00:05:32]  Professionally mad.
[00:05:34]  That's a good t-shirt.
[00:05:35]  That's pretty cool.
[00:05:36]  What's up here?
[00:05:36]  Professionally mad and I'm working overtime.
[00:05:40]  Okay, nope.
[00:05:40]  I'm sorry.
[00:05:41]  Oh, you're really happy about that joke.
[00:05:44]  Professionally mad and I'm working overtime.
[00:05:49]  Rye guy nailed it again.
[00:05:50]  Just disregard.
[00:05:51]  Bullseye.
[00:05:51]  Disregard.
[00:05:52]  I'm sorry.
[00:05:53]  I apologize.
[00:05:54]  What do you think, everyone?
[00:05:55]  Good morning.
[00:05:56]  Yes.
[00:05:56]  Yes.
[00:05:57]  I should be ashamed.
[00:05:57]  I'm sorry.
[00:05:58]  No, no, it's just a normal, mediocre C-min joke.
[00:06:03]  It's a tagline.
[00:06:06]  So he goes, I can see which way the wind is blowing.
[00:06:10]  I think we're done here.
[00:06:11]  I'll do shows at the end of the month and then we're gone.
[00:06:14]  And I was like, you know what?
[00:06:15]  Good.
[00:06:15]  Yeah, okay, bye.
[00:06:18]  And then after that, there was some like, so I shouldn't be looking for a new producer?
[00:06:22]  And I go, no, you quit.
[00:06:25]  You're a very expensive dude to work with.
[00:06:27]  And I realized after you said that, I could get like three Shows for that cost.
[00:06:31]  So, bye.
[00:06:33]  And then I think he said to another dude, another manager at the machine, you're targeting me.
[00:06:40]  And then he goes, No, dude, we're cutting the slack.
[00:06:44]  We just got rid of the news section.
[00:06:45]  We're firing people left and right.
[00:06:47]  Meaning, like in the world of firing, which is at all companies, especially networks where you clear out the bottom five shows every year, right?
[00:06:58]  You're part of that.
[00:06:59]  It's not like, we hate you, you bitch.
[00:07:02]  That's what he was trying to say.
[00:07:04]  And then that became they're firing their entire editorial staff, which I don't really know what that means.
[00:07:09]  Like, all our shows are gone?
[00:07:12]  So that takes off.
[00:07:13]  You can check censored.tv now.
[00:07:15]  I'm explaining it all.
[00:07:17]  That fucking loser beta male saddy, Jared Holt, who now works for this pretentious left-wing think tank, which I think is associated with CrowdStrike.
[00:07:30]  Twink tank.
[00:07:31]  And they're deeply entwined in this sort of blue-in-on deep state.
[00:07:38]  But anyway, it's not a real thing.
[00:07:41]  And he was like, they're done.
[00:07:44]  We win.
[00:07:46]  Wait, where are you right now?
[00:07:48]  My Twitter.
[00:07:49]  Why wouldn't you go to sensor.tv, like I said?
[00:07:54]  Wouldn't that be more logical when I'm to go to the site that I named?
[00:07:59]  No, that's also Twitter, my friend.
[00:08:01]  Oh, go to the site.
[00:08:03]  Okay.
[00:08:03]  Yeah.
[00:08:04]  It's the site where you work at.
[00:08:06]  Gotcha.
[00:08:08]  Um...
[00:08:12]  It's introducing the spiel.
[00:08:15]  So he puts out a tweet saying they're finally gone and, you know, gloating already.
[00:08:21]  Like, they never talk about censor.tv.
[00:08:25]  In fact, I think Milo goes, Milo's attitude is, you should thank me.
[00:08:29]  You're finally being talked about.
[00:08:30]  Which there's an argument there.
[00:08:33]  Blah, blah, blah.
[00:08:35]  I was fired.
[00:08:36]  He's laying off all of its staff.
[00:08:39]  So we're getting into tons of shows.
[00:08:40]  We do that all the time, but we're not targeting you.
[00:08:43]  That became laying off all its staff.
[00:08:45]  And again, the guy quit in a diva rage.
[00:08:50]  Great research there by Mr. Holt.
[00:08:54]  Well, he avoids litigation by saying Milo said this, but then he confirms it by playing the lobster tiny violin.
[00:09:02]  From SpongeBob, yeah.
[00:09:04]  But anyway, it's all bullshit, fake news, as per usage.
[00:09:08]  Censored.tv is doing great.
[00:09:10]  We are up to 25,000 subscribers.
[00:09:16]  We did have payment processing problems a couple months ago, but there's been no change on that.
[00:09:23]  We've been getting a lot of press this week, by the way.
[00:09:25]  Michael Graves, Josh LaCash, Josh Denny, Gavin Wax, Isabella Reilly.
[00:09:31]  Things are fantastic.
[00:09:32]  You know, we made it to Breitbart, by the way?
[00:09:34]  Oh, that's a stretch.
[00:09:35]  Yep.
[00:09:36]  But is the bright bird...
[00:09:40]  No, on Censor TV.
[00:09:41]  Radio Deadly with Michael Graves on Censored TV.
[00:09:43]  This is about the Dan Zig Michael Graves, the two singers of the band, Misfits.
[00:09:48]  Paul helped us along.
[00:09:49]  Paul Bazil.
[00:09:50]  And also, Metal Sucks and another site have gotten censored TV plugs.
[00:09:55]  Very cool.
[00:09:56]  Good.
[00:09:57]  Well, Michael Graves has like 200,000 email listers.
[00:10:02]  And I'm like, Mike, we got to get it out on that, please.
[00:10:04]  Anyway, that's, I'm telling you, our private business, ruining the whole fun of the show, by the way.
[00:10:09]  I don't like all this behind the curtain shit.
[00:10:11]  It's like seeing your wife put on her lingerie and fiddling with those, you know, little things, garter belts that go on the stocks.
[00:10:21]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:22]  You got to leave the bedroom and come back and everything's ready.
[00:10:26]  But another allegation Milo made was that we were late 11 payments out of 12.
[00:10:32]  And I'd already explained that to him.
[00:10:35]  We agreed to a monthly fee.
[00:10:38]  So you don't get paid in advance for the first month.
[00:10:42]  After you're done the four shows, say it's December, January 1st, you get December's pay.
[00:10:49]  So you are getting your monthly fee.
[00:10:52]  Like, don't you think it's a coincidence that every single month is exactly 30 days late?
[00:10:57]  It's called your paycheck, dude.
[00:11:01]  Anyway, we're done.
[00:11:02]  I'm mad about the layoff all its staff.
[00:11:05]  I don't know if I'll get over it.
[00:11:06]  Probably never going to speak to him again.
[00:11:07]  I'm very sensitive about betrayal.
[00:11:10]  And I see this as, I mean, not a knife in the back, but it's a toothpick in the back.
[00:11:17]  And I don't like that.
[00:11:19]  I don't like the butt chick.
[00:11:23]  So that's in the news today.
[00:11:26]  Also, oh, we didn't talk about the specials.
[00:11:29]  That album was stereotyped by the specials.
[00:11:32]  It was their second album.
[00:11:34]  I think that album covers a great look for you, by the way.
[00:11:37]  Not mod.
[00:11:38]  It's too hard to be a mod.
[00:11:39]  They're too perfect.
[00:11:40]  In fact, that was the whole culture of mods.
[00:11:44]  I prefer this sort of washed up mod.
[00:11:47]  You know?
[00:11:49]  Like you've already done your albums and you made your money and you're kind of a mod slob.
[00:11:57]  And that's...
[00:12:03]  I was getting ready the bumper that we are going to watch soon.
[00:12:07]  Free speech.
[00:12:08]  Yeah, no, we're not doing that for a minute.
[00:12:11]  So the specials?
[00:12:13]  Yeah, you had it up.
[00:12:14]  It was the YouTube thing.
[00:12:16]  You really are liming it out of the park today.
[00:12:20]  Yeah, that look.
[00:12:22]  So neat and tidy, but, you know, not too neat and tidy.
[00:12:28]  And on vacation.
[00:12:30]  Doesn't that look like a great hang right there?
[00:12:34]  There's a bunch of pints.
[00:12:36]  Someone's bored.
[00:12:37]  There's some conjecture going on.
[00:12:39]  You know?
[00:12:41]  There's someone like, what would you rather do?
[00:12:43]  Be buried alive or drown?
[00:12:48]  All right, let's start the show.
[00:12:50]  I noticed there's an ad going around about recruitment into the military.
[00:12:57]  And it's pretty shocking.
[00:13:00]  It's pretty sad.
[00:13:01]  Dude, have you noticed how fucking ripped I am?
[00:13:04]  Now, first of all, this is my Miles coat.
[00:13:07]  It's actually my wife's coat, and I'm wearing it because we have a military theme today, but I'm bulging out of it like an absolute fucking WWE beast.
[00:13:19]  I've become a monster.
[00:13:24]  I'm not exactly that ripped on the front body torso.
[00:13:28]  The front body torso is the hardest to work, so don't even play it.
[00:13:31]  The front body torso is the hardest part to work.
[00:13:38]  Especially when you drink fucking 50 beers a day.
[00:13:40]  So I wanted to discuss with you the American military and these cringe ads to try to get more, I don't know, dykes.
[00:13:52]  Music We are the laughingstock of the fucking world.
[00:14:06]  You want to know why?
[00:14:07]  Because not only do we allow the pussification of America, but we encourage it.
[00:14:13]  That's the problem.
[00:14:14]  Oh, and one more thing.
[00:14:16]  We also totally demean and criticize anything remotely masculine.
[00:14:20]  Now, that's bad when it comes to fatherhood, when it comes to running a fucking burger joint, pretty much everything, but it's especially bad when it comes to the military.
[00:14:32]  A big part of the American military is a deterrent.
[00:14:36]  I want you to be scared of us.
[00:14:38]  I want John Kerry in the electric chair for being a traitor and giving secrets to Iran.
[00:14:43]  That would make the world shit their pants.
[00:14:46]  I want the Middle East to go, oh no, America.
[00:14:49]  So when you hear about the military, I want you to see big, strong, scary men.
[00:14:57]  Not some fucking random social justice warrior, Dyke.
[00:15:01]  So I want to start this.
[00:15:02]  This is a Russian recruitment video.
[00:15:04]  I speak fluent Russian, so I'll be able to translate it for you.
[00:15:07]  I'm going to compare that to a recruitment video for our side, which is very disappointing, to say the least.
[00:15:15]  Okay, let's get started.
[00:15:19]  I am a man.
[00:15:20]  I am sick of being a pussy.
[00:15:22]  I want to do something with my life.
[00:15:24]  I'm sick of fucking around with my friends who can afford Air Jordans, which is very rare.
[00:15:28]  And I like girls and stuff, but it's time to start a life.
[00:15:31]  I want a family.
[00:15:32]  I want to do something.
[00:15:34]  I'm also fucking ripped.
[00:15:35]  I rip men's head offs.
[00:15:37]  For fun, I could see that soccer ball I was kicking.
[00:15:40]  I kick a faggot like that in the teeth.
[00:15:43]  And then I could do about a million push-ups.

=== Future Of Russian Manhood (10:00) ===

[00:15:45]  I joined the army.
[00:15:47]  And we learned to jump over things.
[00:15:49]  I am triumphed in Saudog now, all of a sudden.
[00:15:52]  And shooting and getting into the greatest shape of my life with a military that is the strongest in the world.
[00:15:58]  We are fearless.
[00:15:59]  And not only am I building a better family and a future for myself, but I am forging the future for my entire country.
[00:16:06]  This is a future of Russia.
[00:16:08]  This is the future of me.
[00:16:09]  And this is the future of my manhood.
[00:16:12]  Die, motherfuckers!
[00:16:17]  Assault.
[00:16:18]  And that does two things.
[00:16:20]  That recruits bona fide asshole.
[00:16:23]  No, sorry, bonafide tough guy.
[00:16:25]  Asshole too, maybe.
[00:16:26]  That's a good thing in this case.
[00:16:27]  That's kind of what I want to get at.
[00:16:30]  You don't want to pander to anyone.
[00:16:32]  The video you're about to see is clearly pandering.
[00:16:35]  Are we that desperate for people to sign up to the military?
[00:16:38]  Are our numbers shockingly low?
[00:16:41]  Like, I think a good recruitment video would be the armed forces, don't join.
[00:16:46]  You're a pussy.
[00:16:47]  Or you don't have the balls to join.
[00:16:49]  It shouldn't even have a door.
[00:16:51]  The recruitment place should have, you have to punch your way through like a sidewall.
[00:16:55]  I don't want, like, people used to say the proud boys are trying to recruit people.
[00:16:59]  No, we didn't want anyone you had to recruit.
[00:17:02]  It should be hard to get into.
[00:17:04]  Going out there and trying to sell it, it's like fucking, really.
[00:17:07]  Like, I don't want to plead for, I want someone, I want to fuck someone that want to fucks me, that wants to fuck me.
[00:17:12]  I don't want to be able to like, you can try it.
[00:17:14]  You don't have to suck it.
[00:17:16]  You can just hug me.
[00:17:17]  That's not true.
[00:17:18]  You got to fuck me.
[00:17:20]  So this video, so again, there's two problems here.
[00:17:25]  One, the message we're sending to the world.
[00:17:27]  And two, the kind of people we're encouraging.
[00:17:30]  I want our army to be the top.
[00:17:33]  I want our police to be all male.
[00:17:35]  We can have women filling out forms.
[00:17:37]  I want the police on the streets to be all male and all over six feet and fucking fearless.
[00:17:42]  Same with our firemen.
[00:17:43]  I want them all to be able to carry a fat pig down the stairs without getting a hernia.
[00:17:52]  Obviously.
[00:17:56]  Almost everything I say, I should have all caps at the end.
[00:18:01]  Obviously.
[00:18:02]  This is not a radical belief.
[00:18:05]  This is a radical belief.
[00:18:07]  All right, so let's forget the whole we are the laughingstock and we're sending out a bad message.
[00:18:14]  But let's just look at the kind of person we're recruiting.
[00:18:20]  This is the story of a soldier who operates your nation's Patriot missile defense systems.
[00:18:26]  Sounds good.
[00:18:27]  That looks like a badass system.
[00:18:29]  I don't like this kind of animation, but it begins in California.
[00:18:33]  Okay.
[00:18:33]  With a little girl raised by two moms.
[00:18:38]  So stop.
[00:18:39]  So we're trying to get the children of lesbians.
[00:18:42]  Is that a thing?
[00:18:43]  What's the data on this, by the way?
[00:18:46]  With like sexual molestation and stuff?
[00:18:48]  I've seen that it's a relatively new concept, right?
[00:18:52]  Being raised by gays.
[00:18:53]  But I've heard rumors that they all turn out fucked up.
[00:18:58]  It's just that it's so new, we don't really know yet.
[00:19:00]  And then, of course, if you were to ever say that on a platform outside of censor.tv, you'd get, fuck you, I was raised by two dads and I cured cancer.
[00:19:10]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:19:11]  I'm talking about thousands of people here and what general patterns have formed.
[00:19:16]  All right, so you were raised by two moms.
[00:19:19]  Very rare, but whatever.
[00:19:20]  If you were going to be an orphan otherwise, I don't give a shit.
[00:19:23]  I guess it's better than living in an orphanage.
[00:19:26]  Why is this relevant, though, to who you are?
[00:19:33]  Although I had a fairly typical childhood, took ballet, played violin, I also marched for equality.
[00:19:42]  Okay, so the sentiment here is, stop, that if you're raised by gays, they have to be activists, because that's what gays do, right?
[00:19:52]  Because we live in such a homophobic society, they need to be activists to survive.
[00:19:57]  So this is the new military.
[00:20:00]  We have activist children.
[00:20:01]  Never mind the possibility that gays and lesbians don't really have to be politically active.
[00:20:07]  Couldn't they be conservative gays?
[00:20:09]  Is that possible?
[00:20:10]  And look at these motherfucking platitudes.
[00:20:14]  Respect everyone?
[00:20:15]  Should I respect pedophiles?
[00:20:17]  Should I respect some big fat loser that drinks a bottle of fucking gin a day and then shits himself?
[00:20:24]  Should I respect a dad who abandoned his children right after they were born like fucking Katsu did?
[00:20:30]  And love each other?
[00:20:31]  Why?
[00:20:32]  Wait, who?
[00:20:33]  I need more conditions there.
[00:20:34]  I'm not throwing around this love.
[00:20:36]  Oh, willy-nilly.
[00:20:37]  Who are you, Willard P. Nillard?
[00:20:41]  From an early age.
[00:20:45]  When I was six years old, one of my moms had an accident that left her paralyzed.
[00:20:49]  Doctors said she might never walk again.
[00:20:51]  She's fat.
[00:20:52]  But she tapped into my family's pride to get back on her feet.
[00:20:55]  She tapped?
[00:20:56]  Stop.
[00:20:56]  What the fuck?
[00:20:57]  She tapped into my family's pride.
[00:21:00]  Like they weren't ashamed that they were gay.
[00:21:02]  I guarantee you live in Portland or Berkeley.
[00:21:04]  Oh, no, they already showed us, right?
[00:21:05]  somewhere in California?
[00:21:06]  No one is...
[00:21:10]  You're a status symbol.
[00:21:11]  Oh, I was hanging out with my two moms the other day.
[00:21:16]  Wow.
[00:21:17]  Can you show up at one of my parties?
[00:21:19]  I saw this black woman walking around the suburbs today.
[00:21:22]  Sorry, a white woman with a black woman.
[00:21:24]  And she obviously didn't live anywhere near there.
[00:21:27]  But you could tell the white woman was so fucking thrilled to be walking with a black woman.
[00:21:33]  I don't know if it was her maid or her daughter's fucking bongo teacher or something, but she was just like, her feet were not touching the ground.
[00:21:42]  She was just like, everybody's seeing this.
[00:21:45]  I'm with the POC.
[00:21:47]  Anyway, sorry, tangent.
[00:21:48]  You might never walk again.
[00:21:50]  But she tapped into my family's pride to get back on her feet.
[00:21:55]  Eventually standing at the altar to marry my other mom.
[00:21:58]  Okay, stop.
[00:21:59]  So she said she was six, right?
[00:22:02]  What took these fucking bitches so long to get married?
[00:22:05]  Of course, there's black people at the wedding.
[00:22:07]  What took her so long to get married?
[00:22:09]  So let's say the physical therapy took a year, a year and a half, seven.
[00:22:13]  Maybe she's eight now.
[00:22:14]  You didn't get married till your kid was eight.
[00:22:16]  You're a fuck-up.
[00:22:17]  You're not good parents.
[00:22:20]  Why is there menstrual blood all over the ground?
[00:22:23]  With such powerful role models, I finished high school at the top of my class and then attended UC Davis.
[00:22:30]  So I joined a sorority girl.
[00:22:31]  She did well because she had powerful lesbian parents.
[00:22:35]  Okay.
[00:22:37]  Other strong women.
[00:22:39]  But as graduation approached, I began feeling like I'd been handed so much in life.
[00:22:44]  A sorority girl stereotype.
[00:22:47]  Sure, I'd spent my life around inspiring women.
[00:22:50]  Okay, stop.
[00:22:51]  That was kind of crazy.
[00:22:53]  The left is coming full circle and it's about to eat itself.
[00:22:56]  You know how you can see a dog about to bite?
[00:23:00]  The left is about to bite a huge chunk out of its own leg.
[00:23:05]  So she's, you know, they're insatiable, right?
[00:23:08]  So she's the daughter of two lesbians.
[00:23:12]  So you get a free pass.
[00:23:14]  You're good.
[00:23:14]  No.
[00:23:15]  No, no, no, no, no.
[00:23:17]  Not anymore.
[00:23:18]  Now you grew up privileged because you had the privilege of being with two wonderful, loving lesbians who are white.
[00:23:27]  So now you're bad.
[00:23:29]  Now you're part of the patriarchy.
[00:23:31]  You're the oppressor.
[00:23:33]  And then they start getting, you can tell like in the story, it's sort of folding in on itself because it goes, sure, I did have lesbian parents, but I also had a privileged lifestyle.
[00:23:45]  So now this is getting really weird.
[00:23:47]  A way to fight your own innate white privilege as the child of lesbians is to join the army because that's black.
[00:23:55]  What the fuck is going on here?
[00:23:58]  Sure, I'd spent my life around inspiring women.
[00:24:02]  But what had I really achieved on my own?
[00:24:05]  One of my sorority sisters was studying abroad in Italy.
[00:24:08]  Studying abroad in Italy?
[00:24:09]  Well, you sure hang around with a lot of lesbians.
[00:24:12]  Everyone's studying broads around here.
[00:24:15]  I was climbing Mount Everest.
[00:24:18]  I needed my own experience.
[00:24:19]  Climbing Mount Everest.
[00:24:20]  Who wrote this?
[00:24:21]  A nine-year-old?
[00:24:23]  Lunch.
[00:24:25]  And after meeting with an army recruiter, I decided to be the only woman in the world who can pull herself up on a rope.
[00:24:31]  And maybe shatter some stereotypes along the way.
[00:24:36]  You are 100% stereotype.
[00:24:38]  I'm U.S. Army Corporal Emma Malone Lord, and I answered my calling.
[00:24:46]  It should be strength.
[00:24:47]  Strength and bravery are kind of the top things for the Army.
[00:24:51]  Not growing up with lesbian parents and ashamed of your own white privilege.
[00:24:57]  This does not bode well for the future, my friends.
[00:25:00]  We shouldn't be showing the rest of the world that we're a bunch of fucking pussies, and we should not be importing so much pussy that's been raised by two pussies into our army.
[00:25:13]  It's not good.
[00:25:13]  What's that other one?
[00:25:14]  Is that a third one, Ryan?
[00:25:16]  It's a whole series?
[00:25:19]  That was just a military part of the army.
[00:25:23]  Jesus H. Christ.
[00:25:24]  So now the military is all about colors and color and gender and gayness.

=== Suitable Suits (06:40) ===

[00:25:33]  That's our last fucking priority.
[00:25:36]  Can we have a meritocracy anywhere?
[00:25:38]  In fact, the military is disproportionately black, isn't it?
[00:25:44]  Okay, let me see.
[00:25:44]  What is this?
[00:25:46]  Same thing, but kind of this cool intro.
[00:25:48]  Oh.
[00:25:49]  Oh, it's the same thing, but a better intro.
[00:25:51]  So that's a whole series.
[00:25:53]  Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can't join the army.
[00:25:56]  Uh, yeah.
[00:25:57]  Thanks.
[00:25:57]  Thanks.
[00:26:03]  I gotta go.
[00:26:03]  *music*
[00:26:14]  My rib still hurts, by the way, if anyone's asking.
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[00:27:40]  So all of our sponsors are constantly harassed.
[00:27:42]  So when you see someone who advertises on this show, you're looking at someone who's not only patriotic and supports free speech, but doesn't kowtow to the mob.
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[00:28:08]  You think I'm washing dishes?
[00:28:09]  I'm a pussy?
[00:28:09]  Yeah, right.
[00:28:10]  You want to fucking jump into my house, attack my wife, attack my family?
[00:28:14]  Wrong.
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[00:28:36]  Just mention Gavin.
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[00:28:39]  Now, Nita Fashions, I always called it a, it's for rich, cheap guys.
[00:28:46]  And I would buy my suits here in America, but they want to charge like five grand.
[00:28:52]  These guys charge one grand, maybe two grand if you're going nuts, infinite possibilities.
[00:29:00]  And they make them in Hong Kong.
[00:29:01]  Now, they used to fly out to a hotel room in every city in the world, Glasgow, Singapore, New York, and they'd measure you all up.
[00:29:09]  And then they have this book that's devoted to you.
[00:29:12]  And I cannot recommend this enough, dude.
[00:29:15]  Once they have your measurements, you can order swatches or you can just look at the colors.
[00:29:20]  Because the quality is so good, you'll just be like, just give me a fucking blue shirt.
[00:29:24]  And they're like, what kind of blue?
[00:29:25]  And you go, I don't know, normal blue.
[00:29:29]  It's like when I go to a restaurant.
[00:29:31]  I just go, obviously a cheeseburger, medium rare, cheddar cheese, and a Budweiser.
[00:29:36]  That should just be the norm.
[00:29:42]  But now that with COVID, what these guys do is you get that stringy tailor thing and they put it around your neck.
[00:29:50]  And you have your wife or whatever.
[00:29:52]  My daughter did this last time.
[00:29:54]  And you read out all the waistline and the chest and all that stuff.
[00:29:58]  And then they get all your measurements and then they do it via FedEx and ship it to you.
[00:30:02]  Dude, when you have a custom-made suit, it feels like PJs.
[00:30:07]  It's a totally different experience.
[00:30:09]  And I know a lot of us go, oh, fuck, I don't want to wear a suit.
[00:30:11]  That's a pain in the ass.
[00:30:12]  No, dude, when your suit is custom-tailored to you and the shirts fit you and the neck isn't tight, you look like such a loser, by the way, when you have your top button undone.
[00:30:22]  You don't look professional.
[00:30:23]  And I can't tell you how many producers and engineers and staff members at Fox News don't do their top buttons and they have a tie on.
[00:30:32]  It makes you look like a retard.
[00:30:35]  You need the neck to fit your neck.
[00:30:37]  But once you get that and you put the top button on, you're like, this isn't even remotely uncomfortable.
[00:30:42]  I could be in New York City on the subway in July and I feel like I'm wearing jeans and a t-shirt because this fits me perfectly.
[00:30:49]  And that's why I'll always go to Nita Fashions.
[00:30:52]  I think I have like 12 suits with them.
[00:30:53]  And they say Gavin McInnes on the inside.
[00:30:56]  I mean, I'll give these to my kids.
[00:30:58]  I'll will them.
[00:31:00]  And if you're a cheap ass, you can get shirts for as little as like, I think 60 bucks.
[00:31:04]  You can get a suit for, I think like, this has been a while, but like 800 bucks.
[00:31:09]  And then, of course, you can go right up to 150 with the shirts or even more where this fabric is like as thick as this coat.
[00:31:17]  And it's just this awesome, thick shirt.
[00:31:21]  So anyway, you should have one suit.
[00:31:23]  You'll have your wedding tuxedo.
[00:31:25]  You have your funeral suit.
[00:31:26]  Even if you don't wear suits, you should have one.
[00:31:28]  Get it at Nita Fashions.
[00:31:29]  Use the promo code Gavin, 15% off.
[00:31:32]  And that'll just be like, say you're not a suit person.
[00:31:34]  Say you're a redneck and you work for John Deere.
[00:31:37]  That's my, I have that suit.
[00:31:39]  You have that one suit in your closet for weddings and funerals and everything where it's the one time you dress up, you know, your son's graduation.
[00:31:47]  And it should be a Nita Fashion suit.
[00:31:49]  Anyway.
[00:31:51]  Ooh.
[00:31:53]  That's a good look.
[00:31:54]  Yeah.

=== Border Cartels Exploiting Vulnerabilities (10:58) ===

[00:31:59]  I saw the marksman, by the way.
[00:32:02]  Have you seen this story where this guy, it's not in the notes, but this guy, a farmer in Texas, just walking around.
[00:32:10]  There's a bunch of kids lying on the ground It's Yeah, he's, I think what's going on with the borders is, they were pried open by Joe Biden, and we learned thanks to AOC that children in cages is a big deal, right?
[00:32:33]  So what these scumbag cartels started doing was just like grabbing random kids, because human life means nothing down there, and children are meaningless.
[00:32:46]  let's grab some random kids the same way you would grab peanuts at the bar and throw them with the group.
[00:32:52]  And then when you get busted, you're like, this is my son, whatever the fuck his name is.
[00:32:56]  He's my little kid.
[00:32:58]  And now it's a family at the border, and that's got, that helps you get through.
[00:33:01]  It helps you get you processed.
[00:33:03]  It just helps you overall.
[00:33:04]  It's not their actual kids.
[00:33:07]  But I think what happened here was these kids were a pain in the ass.
[00:33:11]  They were crying.
[00:33:12]  I mean, it's a hell journey.
[00:33:13]  It's like, what do they call that mudder-rucker, mudder-fudder?
[00:33:18]  Mudder-rucker, yeah.
[00:33:19]  It's a tough mutter.
[00:33:20]  Tough mutter.
[00:33:21]  It's a major ordeal to cross the border.
[00:33:24]  And little kids don't like major ordeals.
[00:33:26]  I don't know if you've ever taken a kid to a triathlon in 110-degree heat, but they tend to get grumpy.
[00:33:34]  And I believe what happened here is the illegals and the Codis just said, just fucking, just leave them there to die.
[00:33:41]  I don't have time for this shit.
[00:33:43]  So they did.
[00:33:45]  And this, yeah, someone brought their five-year-old to that.
[00:33:49]  And we're supposed to go, well, they're fleeing pain and suffering.
[00:33:52]  No, they're not.
[00:33:55]  Drug-dealing, illegal cartels are taking advantage of open borders and using children as cannon fodder.
[00:34:05]  That's what's going on, you out-of-touch dunce?
[00:34:10]  Anyway, so that guy keeps updating it.
[00:34:13]  He's like, this is going to get worse.
[00:34:14]  This is not unusual for me to find little kids lying on my fucking lawn.
[00:34:19]  Get off my lawn.
[00:34:21]  But anyway, The Marksman is this cool movie with Liam Nissan.
[00:34:27]  It's a long inside joke because it's not worth explaining.
[00:34:30]  And similar kind of story.
[00:34:33]  Holy shit, I just had the darkest thought on earth.
[00:34:36]  Please.
[00:34:38]  What if some psycho at the production company that made the movie was an immigrant from Mexico and slipped some money to a cartel to leave some kids at the border to die?
[00:34:54]  Because it would be in the news right when the marksman came out.
[00:35:00]  And that would be good for business.
[00:35:02]  Okay, I didn't think you were going there, but that's interesting.
[00:35:05]  I would say there's a one in 720 chance that happened.
[00:35:10]  Mine was way darker.
[00:35:11]  I pictured you went darker.
[00:35:13]  Okay, I don't hear it then.
[00:35:15]  Doesn't have to do with children.
[00:35:16]  He's he's got a fucking He's lived in America for a long time now.
[00:35:23]  So he has an American accent.
[00:35:26]  He's still Irish.
[00:35:32]  He's like, I'm kind of an Irish guy, but I'm still an American.
[00:35:36]  And so I kind of enunciate, but it is the top of the morning to you.
[00:35:41]  And if it is the morning, I may indulge in some lucky charms.
[00:35:46]  I just need a little time to sort things out.
[00:35:49]  What is that?
[00:35:50]  It's a nothing actually.
[00:35:51]  I just need a little time to sort things out.
[00:35:53]  I'm not Irish, but I'm not American either.
[00:35:57]  It's Sony Swiss.
[00:35:59]  Howdy.
[00:36:02]  You're never gonna make it.
[00:36:03]  It's miles to the.
[00:36:03]  You're never gonna make it.
[00:36:04]  I'll call Border Patrol.
[00:36:06]  They're like, sir, you're not even from here.
[00:36:07]  Yeah.
[00:36:08]  What the fuck?
[00:36:08]  I'll call Border Patrol on you.
[00:36:10]  No, no.
[00:36:12]  No, no.
[00:36:13]  Everybody come.
[00:36:13]  Mama.
[00:36:16]  I come here to take the woman and the boy.
[00:36:18]  I was in the Marine Club, so I suggest you all turn around and add a ghost.
[00:36:22]  I'm a soldier too.
[00:36:23]  My orders are to take them back with me.
[00:36:25]  Sir, help them, please.
[00:36:37]  Mexicans are hot.
[00:36:40]  They tend not to have the best ass.
[00:36:42]  When they mix, they're great, but otherwise square-bodied.
[00:36:45]  Square-bodied.
[00:36:46]  I like a nice panini sandwich once in a while.
[00:36:49]  Nice to meet you.
[00:36:53]  That kid, you know how kids ruin movies with their shitty acting?
[00:36:56]  Like the little Hmong boy in Gran Torino?
[00:37:00]  Yes.
[00:37:00]  This kid is as good as Liam Nisa.
[00:37:02]  Oh, really?
[00:37:03]  Yeah, he's amazing.
[00:37:04]  It's a really good movie.
[00:37:05]  It's well acted.
[00:37:07]  Nice.
[00:37:07]  You're rarely pulled out of it.
[00:37:09]  And it's a little bit predictable, but not really.
[00:37:13]  And you're rarely pulled out of it.
[00:37:16]  He just needs someone to give him a chance.
[00:37:19]  They should pay me for these plugs.
[00:37:21]  Yeah.
[00:37:21]  You know how many snobs wouldn't give this even a fair, even kind of a fair shake?
[00:37:26]  They're missing out on great movies.
[00:37:28]  All I want is action movies.
[00:37:30]  I mean, they do have the whole curse.
[00:37:31]  All I want is because my obsession is my family.
[00:37:34]  They're constantly under siege.
[00:37:35]  I've got these Karens and Antifa threatening me and my family.
[00:37:38]  And if I was a single dad, I would, I'm not a single dad.
[00:37:42]  If I was a single man, I would love it.
[00:37:43]  I'd be like, okay, let's set up the fights.
[00:37:46]  I'll be at my house on Thursday and come by.
[00:37:48]  Try to sneak in the back door.
[00:37:50]  I want to test out some security there.
[00:37:52]  And then I can shoot you or we can have a knife fight.
[00:37:55]  But, you know, they affect your wife's social life, your wife's sanity.
[00:37:58]  And so these are a great release to imagine what you would do to these people fucking with your family.
[00:38:05]  And I can't wait to see this new Jason Statham.
[00:38:07]  *Sigh*
[00:38:13]  The Wrath of Man.
[00:38:15]  It's called the Wrath of Man.
[00:38:17]  What?
[00:38:17]  That's your Jason Statham?
[00:38:19]  I don't know.
[00:38:19]  I haven't heard him talk in a long time.
[00:38:21]  It's East English.
[00:38:23]  It's East London, cockney, whatever, but with a hoarse voice.
[00:38:27]  Why are you mucking about?
[00:38:30]  Botico Security, specialized in cash trucks across LA.
[00:38:34]  Do you have any idea how dangerous this job can be?
[00:38:39]  Shamade, yeah.
[00:38:40]  We ain't the predators, we're the prey.
[00:38:42]  Come on, though, yeah.
[00:38:44]  Has he ever tried to lose the accent for a movie?
[00:38:46]  I hope he does it in this.
[00:38:48]  I feel like thanks to the internet, we're so international now that it doesn't pull us out to hear that weird accent.
[00:38:56]  Yeah.
[00:38:59]  Like, look at rap.
[00:39:01]  One of the biggest things in rap now are these Swedish dudes.
[00:39:05]  I forget what it's called.
[00:39:08]  Dark Nell or something.
[00:39:10]  I lost my daughter.
[00:39:12]  Temporary sign-off.
[00:39:14]  Why don't you flip pistols in a machine gun?
[00:39:16]  Fine.
[00:39:16]  Do you have a problem?
[00:39:17]  I don't know.
[00:39:18]  Go on.
[00:39:20]  Don't be on the grand drop.
[00:39:21]  You got a problem?
[00:39:22]  They're serious!
[00:39:25]  Leave this to me.
[00:39:29]  Listen to me, you fucking cunt.
[00:39:31]  Sorry, pal.
[00:39:35]  This is what all men want to be.
[00:39:36]  Murderers.
[00:39:37]  I actually don't want to see...
[00:39:51]  Hello, I'm...
[00:39:54]  I'm on the show right now.
[00:39:55]  What's that Swedish rap you're talking about?
[00:39:59]  Young Leon.
[00:40:00]  Young Leon?
[00:40:02]  Young Lean.
[00:40:04]  Young Lean.
[00:40:05]  And what's that kind of rap called?
[00:40:07]  Drain Gang?
[00:40:09]  Green Gang?
[00:40:11]  Just drain, like drainer.
[00:40:13]  Like a Draino?
[00:40:16]  Just like Drainers, and then he's in Drain Gang.
[00:40:20]  What are Drainers?
[00:40:21]  Like, when you're draining spaghetti?
[00:40:23]  That's draining.
[00:40:24]  People who like Drain Gang.
[00:40:26]  Yeah, you're just saying more of the same thing.
[00:40:29]  If you're trying to explain something, you got to give me an analogy.
[00:40:32]  Like fans of Drain Gang.
[00:40:34]  Okay, all right.
[00:40:35]  I got it.
[00:40:35]  Drain gang.
[00:40:36]  That's it.
[00:40:36]  Okay, thank you.
[00:40:39]  She's like, drainers.
[00:40:41]  What do you mean?
[00:40:42]  I don't know if you're saying dreeners or, you know, fans of drain gang.
[00:40:45]  Yeah.
[00:40:46]  It's still lost.
[00:40:47]  If I had an ER to it, then it should give you context.
[00:40:50]  It's Zorkods.
[00:40:52]  What's the, you know, like people who Zork.
[00:40:54]  Zorkadters?
[00:40:55]  You know, Zorkhotters.
[00:40:57]  Zorkod?
[00:40:57]  From those who's Zorkading?
[00:40:59]  Come on, man.
[00:41:00]  I don't know what you're saying, lady.
[00:41:03]  My point with this is like, no one has a problem with this.
[00:41:06]  They probably would have.
[00:41:08]  I remember Canadian rap got mocked a lot and, you know, European rap was never really considered rap.
[00:41:14]  French rap from France was cool in France, but it never left.
[00:41:17]  But now I feel like with young people and maybe most of us, we just were kind of international.
[00:41:25]  It's true.
[00:41:29]  Someone was asking about that international Kebin story recently.
[00:41:34]  So I'm in Costa Rica.
[00:41:35]  I had a home there.
[00:41:37]  The blacks in Costa Rica are kind of Rastafarian.
[00:41:40]  They have a Caribbean accent.
[00:41:42]  Not on the other coast, but in Costa Rica.
[00:41:44]  I don't get it.
[00:41:45]  I guess they derive from fucking Caribbean slaves or something.
[00:41:49]  But there was this guy, I forget his name, but he couldn't get my name right.
[00:41:55]  He called me Kebin.
[00:41:56]  Wagwan Kebin?
[00:41:58]  I got all manner of things vexing me so.
[00:42:02]  And we may have done the occasional nose beers.
[00:42:07]  And so he only wore shorts.
[00:42:10]  He lived in a tent on the beach.
[00:42:12]  He was a homeless person.
[00:42:14]  And I put him in vice in the do's and don'ts.
[00:42:18]  And so I come back the next year and I'm like, check it out, dude.
[00:42:21]  You're in the do's and don'ts.
[00:42:23]  And he got so fucking mad.
[00:42:25]  Wow.
[00:42:26]  Because he thought we were making fun of him.
[00:42:28]  Oh.
[00:42:28]  And he was like, he goes, you don't, he goes, you don't think, you don't know who I am, Kebin.
[00:42:37]  I'm international.

=== Black Guy, Movie Ghost (05:20) ===

[00:42:39]  And he was a heavy Coke addict.
[00:42:41]  And he kept telling me, I'm international, Kebin.
[00:42:44]  And then he's like, Kebin, come here.
[00:42:47]  And then it was on my Chismo thing.
[00:42:49]  I'm like, is he going to stab me?
[00:42:50]  I can't say no.
[00:42:52]  They look like a pussy.
[00:42:54]  So, and in that little tiny village, like that would have been the thing.
[00:42:57]  I would have been known as the pussy guy who didn't walk over to a man.
[00:43:00]  Didn't walk over to a man.
[00:43:02]  So I go, all right.
[00:43:03]  So I walk over and I'm, my, I'm, I have fucking Adderall eyes because I'm just like, is there a knife?
[00:43:09]  Is this shit going down?
[00:43:10]  I'm not going to let the door lock behind me.
[00:43:12]  So he goes and he's doing a bump.
[00:43:14]  I may or may not have had a bump of Runski.
[00:43:16]  And he looks at me.
[00:43:18]  He goes, don't fuck around, Kebin.
[00:43:21]  Oh, no.
[00:43:23]  And I'm going, all right, this is getting pretty intense.
[00:43:25]  And he goes, because if you fuck around, you get abused.
[00:43:30]  Seen?
[00:43:31]  Oh, that's so foreign and so bad.
[00:43:35]  And I was like, okay, I got it.
[00:43:38]  Weren't scared?
[00:43:39]  I was scared.
[00:43:40]  Okay, yeah.
[00:43:41]  He was a psycho.
[00:43:42]  Yeah, I'm scared.
[00:43:43]  He looked like the bad guy in ghost.
[00:43:45]  You know, the black guy in ghost who gets eaten by subway monsters?
[00:43:50]  That's exactly what he looked like.
[00:43:51]  And for all I know, he had a fucking knife in his...
[00:43:56]  That's it.
[00:43:58]  He didn't own shirts or shoes.
[00:44:00]  I'm like, has he got a knife up his ass, crack?
[00:44:05]  What did you look up, by the way, to find that guy?
[00:44:07]  Black guy and ghost.
[00:44:09]  Okay, black guy in quotes.
[00:44:11]  Movie ghost.
[00:44:12]  Wait, did you put one word in quotes, the word ghost?
[00:44:15]  Yes.
[00:44:16]  You did.
[00:44:17]  Yes.
[00:44:18]  You did.
[00:44:20]  Yeah, just the word subway.
[00:44:23]  I mean, a ghost.
[00:44:24]  Yes.
[00:44:25]  Ryan, you don't put a word in quotes when you're searching.
[00:44:28]  Quotes mean group this together.
[00:44:32]  How do you group one word together?
[00:44:34]  Oh, gotcha.
[00:44:36]  So it would be ghost movie.
[00:44:38]  Wait, this isn't the guy.
[00:44:40]  You look like him?
[00:44:42]  Is that a black guy?
[00:44:43]  No.
[00:44:45]  Okay, so it's probably not him.
[00:44:48]  I would go black guy movie ghost and use no quotes or you're going to get something called the movie ghost.
[00:44:56]  That's boogie.
[00:44:59]  I can't believe you put one word in quotes.
[00:45:02]  Black guy movie ghost.
[00:45:07]  You know who I'm talking about, right?
[00:45:08]  No, I haven't seen this in years.
[00:45:10]  I remember seeing this in the game.
[00:45:11]  No one has.
[00:45:12]  Nobody has seen ghost recently.
[00:45:14]  That's a good point.
[00:45:15]  Anyway, while you try to find that out, we have to get, We went 45 minutes instead of 30.
[00:45:22]  Oh, my voice sounds so cool now.
[00:45:24]  I've been talking all day.
[00:45:26]  There he is.
[00:45:27]  Oh, shh.
[00:45:28]  I know my outgoing message now.
[00:45:30]  Hi, you've reached Gavin.
[00:45:31]  Sorry I can't get back to you.
[00:45:32]  I'm fucking a bunch of chicks on a motorcycle listening to Van Halen on my way to Chuck Zito's house.
[00:45:40]  But if you leave a message, I might get back to you.
[00:45:43]  Probably not.
[00:45:44]  Probably not.
[00:45:44]  Actually, don't leave a message.
[00:45:46]  You're a fag.
[00:45:48]  Boop.
[00:45:49]  Make that your outgoing message on your phone.
[00:45:54]  Ow, the ribs now.
[00:45:56]  I've never had my ribs broken up so high.
[00:45:58]  So coughing and sneezing isn't as bad as you think.
[00:46:01]  But just occasionally someone will leave an exacto blade in your ribs.
[00:46:06]  And you'll feel this like, cha-cha-cha-cha.
[00:46:09]  Wait, you found it and you still can't find it?
[00:46:11]  No, I found it.
[00:46:12]  I just.
[00:46:12]  We want to see the scene.
[00:46:13]  There he is.
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[00:46:46]  Telling you, man, you have a hard leg day?
[00:46:48]  I've been doing a lot of, what are these triceps?
[00:46:50]  I've been doing these things.
[00:46:51]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:46:52]  You pull this doohickey.
[00:46:53]  And these are aching.
[00:46:54]  You put some of the topicals on that.
[00:46:58]  Gone.
[00:46:58]  It doesn't hurt cracked ribs.
[00:47:00]  I mean, help cracked ribs, but it helps all that, especially leg days, those aching leg days.
[00:47:08]  While you're getting ripped, you need johnnyapplecbd.com.
[00:47:12]  And people always say, is it johnnyapple.com?
[00:47:15]  What is it?
[00:47:15]  JACBD?
[00:47:16]  Yes, all of those work.
[00:47:17]  JohnnyApple.com works.
[00:47:18]  JACBD.com works.
[00:47:21]  And Gavin works.
[00:47:22]  Same promo code with Nita Fashions, Tactical Walls, and Johnny Apple.
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[00:47:40]  Thanks, Johnny Apple.
[00:47:41]  We like you more than a friend.
[00:47:43]  I got a lot of stuff to cover here.

=== New Shows Coming Up (02:01) ===

[00:47:46]  A lot of racial shit this year.
[00:47:48]  Proud boys in prison, free speech, cancel culture, critical race theory, ridiculous statues.
[00:47:59]  Great letters we've been getting these days about guys getting fired for having the wrong opinions, especially in the police force.
[00:48:09]  We want to discuss all that, but not for freeloaders like you.
[00:48:13]  This is only going to go behind the paywall.
[00:48:15]  I'm so excited about this new voice.
[00:48:17]  I think I'm going to record my last will and testament.
[00:48:21]  Did you find the footage yet?
[00:48:24]  I got the full movie.
[00:48:26]  I don't want the full movie.
[00:48:28]  You better not be fucking buying it.
[00:48:30]  No, no, no.
[00:48:31]  Just find the scene with that guy.
[00:48:33]  You got his name.
[00:48:36]  It didn't tell me his name, actually.
[00:48:38]  It was Things I Like blog.
[00:48:41]  Okay.
[00:48:42]  So that's stuff.
[00:48:43]  Anyway, we're going to find that scene just because Ryan has to learn how to finish a job.
[00:48:48]  But all of this is going to go on behind the paywall.
[00:48:50]  If you go to censor.tv, you spend a few three nickels.
[00:48:56]  No, three dimes and a nickel a day.
[00:48:59]  Pocket change, $10 a month, and you get more content than you should be watching.
[00:49:05]  I'm up to two hours a day these days.
[00:49:07]  We've got all new shows coming in.
[00:49:09]  Despite the rumors Milo's spreading, we've got three new shows coming up, much more down the line too.
[00:49:17]  And once we build a studio, I can start having shows that aren't mine in that studio.
[00:49:22]  I'm also going to start doing a bunch of interview shows.
[00:49:24]  I've got a bar set I've built and a sit-down set I've built.
[00:49:29]  For the bar set, I want to do like regular Joe's, Vietnam vets, plumbers, ask them about their trade.
[00:49:34]  For the fancy set, we'll talk to celebrities like Hank Coulter, James O'Keefe, ask them what's going on, what makes them tick.
[00:49:40]  Very exciting year up ahead, despite what the media tells you.