Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #82 | INAUGURATED (Part 1)
Aired: 2021-01-21
Duration: 30:38


=== Why We Laugh At Creatures (05:51) ===

[00:01:15]  So the inauguration.
[00:01:18]  That's a big deal.
[00:01:21]  We had a 22-year-old black girl talking to us like she's Jesus Christ and a bunch of other platitudes from all sides.
[00:01:30]  I hate speeches.
[00:01:31]  People always go, did you hear the speech?
[00:01:33]  What's speech?
[00:01:34]  The speech?
[00:01:36]  A thing a guy wrote for someone on a teleprompter?
[00:01:39]  I don't care about speeches.
[00:01:41]  I like the debates.
[00:01:42]  I like interviews where they're off the cuff, but speeches are for creatures.
[00:01:48]  That's kind of a slang for creatures.
[00:01:51]  It's like Valley Girl talk, like, yo, or maybe like Bronx.
[00:01:55]  Like, yo, there's lots of creatures there.
[00:01:58]  Creatures.
[00:01:59]  Well, now it's just an accent.
[00:02:01]  That was the Viagra Boys from Stockholm.
[00:02:04]  Fucking awesome band.
[00:02:05]  Everyone's talking about.
[00:02:10]  I should probably have a tattoo on my forehead at this point.
[00:02:14]  Like, I'm that level of weird as far as the way I'm perceived.
[00:02:22]  Probably going to get a forehead tattoo soon.
[00:02:25]  What should it say?
[00:02:28]  Like, fucking boners or something.
[00:02:30]  Cool.
[00:02:31]  Boners.
[00:02:32]  Yeah, that's my favorite thing.
[00:02:33]  Boners.
[00:02:34]  What does his say?
[00:02:36]  Let me just get his.
[00:02:40]  Gavin, maybe?
[00:02:41]  Yeah, that's good.
[00:02:43]  Made in England.
[00:02:46]  Yeah, Made in England seems like a good idea.
[00:02:49]  Or a symbol.
[00:02:51]  Boss.
[00:02:53]  Today's book, of course, is not exactly very creative.
[00:02:57]  I kind of forgot that we had to have a book, so I just grabbed this.
[00:03:00]  Confederacy of Dunces, the best-selling Pulitzer Prize winning classic by John Kennedy O'Toole, or John Kennedy Tool, sorry.
[00:03:08]  They've been talking about making a movie of this forever.
[00:03:10]  Jack Black was going to be the guy, but it never really got off the ground.
[00:03:14]  I don't know why.
[00:03:18]  Maybe it's cursed.
[00:03:21]  I was talking to my daughter today about laughing out loud in books, and I think I could name maybe three times.
[00:03:29]  In Confederacy of Dunces, he has a revolution.
[00:03:34]  The guy, Ignatius P. Riley is his name.
[00:03:37]  And he has, he works at some dumb factory, and then they start, they want to lower the salary or something.
[00:03:45]  He's only been there for a minute, but he has a strike.
[00:03:47]  And so he makes these big banners like, strike, we will not comply, resist, revolution.
[00:03:54]  But they're on his bed sheets.
[00:03:55]  And people who are holding them can recognize jizz stains on the sheets.
[00:04:01]  And I must have been like 15 years old on a bus in Kanata, Ontario.
[00:04:07]  And I laughed out loud at that.
[00:04:10]  I also laughed out loud in Naked by David Sederis, where you're reading it.
[00:04:17]  You know he's incredibly gay.
[00:04:19]  But, of course, that's not evident in a book as far as like the lisp and the accent goes, right?
[00:04:25]  You're reading letters.
[00:04:27]  But in the book, he's hitchhiking.
[00:04:30]  And he gets picked up by some fucking weirdo who tries to rape him, I believe, like puts his hand on his leg and tries to tongue him and stuff.
[00:04:38]  So he jumps out of a moving car and lands in a ditch.
[00:04:40]  And then he runs up to these frat boys and he's like, oh my God, you're not going to believe what just happened.
[00:04:43]  I was just in this car and this guy almost killed me.
[00:04:45]  And as he does his diatribe, they go, are you perchance a fag?
[00:04:54]  And then they all start laughing.
[00:04:57]  And you're reading it like this is the first time it's been conceded that David Sederis talks with a lisp as the author.
[00:05:06]  And I fucking laughed my ass off.
[00:05:11]  That's the only two I can think of.
[00:05:12]  I know there's others, but it's very, very rare to laugh out loud at a book.
[00:05:17]  Oh, I remember now.
[00:05:18]  Gulliver's Gulliver's Gulliver's Travels.
[00:05:22]  So he goes to Lilliput, everyone's tiny, right?
[00:05:25]  But then he goes to a place where he's tiny.
[00:05:27]  And they're all sexual, by the way, these things that made me laugh out loud.
[00:05:31]  And he goes, I must concede, nothing disgusted me more than the size of her monstrous breast.
[00:05:39]  And the idea of like a, what, a one-inch tall man looking at a giant tit and being disgusted by it, it made me laugh my ass off.
[00:05:49]  So those are the only three times I can remember laughing out loud, reading a book.
[00:05:55]  It's pretty rare.
[00:05:56]  Can you fix the fucking viewfinder here?
[00:06:02]  So that's the opening song.
[00:06:03]  That's the book.
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[00:07:17]  This hat, by the way, is a Glaswegian Tam, big in Glasgow, not considered remotely eccentric in Glasgow or Canada.
[00:07:26]  Like if you wear this, you know, to a party or something, it's just like you wore a baseball hat.
[00:07:32]  It doesn't mean anything to anyone.
[00:07:34]  It's not weird.
[00:07:35]  In America, however, I've been getting some stares.
[00:07:39]  It's like Texas with the cowboy hats.
[00:07:42]  Like, it seems ridiculous.
[00:07:44]  Like, have you seen the cowboy hat even in New York City?
[00:07:47]  They look stupid in New York City.
[00:07:48]  They do, but down there, it's like...
[00:07:51]  They look cool here.
[00:07:52]  Okay, so we go through the inauguration.
[00:07:54]  I was considering jumping on air at noon today and doing it live, but I watched a bit of it and I was like, I mean, it's exactly what you'd expect, right?
[00:08:09]  I will say we have officially taken down Election Gate off the site.
[00:08:13]  Did we do that?
[00:08:15]  Sleep.
[00:08:16]  I hope it's down.
[00:08:18]  Oh, there's some show the site.
[00:08:20]  Interesting news.
[00:08:21]  It's still there.
[00:08:22]  It's still there.
[00:08:23]  It takes a little bit.
[00:08:24]  No, it doesn't take a little bit.
[00:08:25]  Get it down now, dude.
[00:08:27]  I hate this fucking shit.
[00:08:33]  This fucking shit.
[00:08:38]  Klobuchar.
[00:08:39]  And every time I say something like this, the guy will go, oh, yeah, I had to take care of this and take care of that.
[00:08:44]  And then he'll fix the problem in one millisecond.
[00:08:48]  So apparently it wasn't a matter of time.
[00:08:52]  I hate this fucking shit.
[00:08:53]  So yeah, the United States.
[00:08:54]  These explosions of bullshit was what?
[00:08:58]  It was Trump did his farewell speech, which was benign and dull.

=== Crucible Of Challenges (15:21) ===

[00:09:03]  And then what, Amy Klobuchar came up?
[00:09:06]  She's an incompetent bureaucrat.
[00:09:07]  Why is she in our radar?
[00:09:09]  Lady Gagass sang a song.
[00:09:12]  Biden, I gotta say, man, Biden's confusing me.
[00:09:16]  Because his speech was obviously just reading from a teleprompter, but it was good in the sense that it was well delivered.
[00:09:23]  He didn't stutter on any letters.
[00:09:26]  The speechwriter wrote a good speech.
[00:09:27]  He said, let's try to focus on unity, not right versus left, not urban versus rural, blah, blah, blah.
[00:09:34]  Which is, you should say.
[00:09:36]  So, you know, all the boxes were checked off.
[00:09:38]  But I'm just amazed that he could read.
[00:09:41]  Because Kamala Harris may be our first black Indian daughter of a single mom president, vice president, but this is our first president with dementia.
[00:09:55]  This is a triumph for the mentally ill.
[00:09:58]  Look at him.
[00:09:59]  If you've stuffed my ass with enough Adderall and I get to sleep for two days before and two days after, I can do a good speech.
[00:10:09]  I heard there was a baby crying at the very beginning.
[00:10:12]  I didn't see the very beginning.
[00:10:17]  Vice Principal of Under Brock Toboggan.
[00:10:19]  Distinguished guests, my fellow Americans.
[00:10:22]  This is America's Day.
[00:10:26]  This is Democracy's Day.
[00:10:29]  A day of history and hope.
[00:10:30]  As a Zoom from home.
[00:10:34]  True crucible.
[00:10:35]  For the ages, America has been tested a new crucible.
[00:10:38]  That's a big word.
[00:10:38]  And America has risen to the challenge.
[00:10:41]  What is a crucible?
[00:10:42]  Stop, Ryan.
[00:10:43]  On our new investigation on whether you and I are stupid, and I'm twice as smart as you.
[00:10:49]  So if I'm stupid, you're fucked.
[00:10:52]  If I'm stupid, you're a worm.
[00:10:54]  What's a crucible?
[00:10:55]  I think it is a series of challenges and obstacles to overcome.
[00:11:01]  Okay, that's retarded.
[00:11:03]  I am dumb, and I think it's a glass sphere.
[00:11:07]  I think it was popularized by a play, The Crucible.
[00:11:11]  Crucible.
[00:11:12]  But I guess it means like a new beginning, according to him.
[00:11:17]  Oh, I'm thinking of in the Marines, the crucible is something that's what I said.
[00:11:22]  It's like obstacle cords.
[00:11:23]  What's a crucible?
[00:11:24]  Hey, computer, what's a crucible?
[00:11:29]  The noun crucible can have a few meanings.
[00:11:32]  One, a container of metal or refractory material employed for heating substances to high temperatures.
[00:11:39]  Two, a hollow area at the bottom of a furnace in which the metal collects.
[00:11:44]  Three, a severe searching test or trial.
[00:11:50]  Sounds like stupid idiot moron pants, Ryan, beat me.
[00:11:59]  I think you won that one.
[00:12:01]  Maybe because the picture on the cover of the play is like a spherical thing, but it's not when you Google image it.
[00:12:09]  It's like a cup.
[00:12:10]  Was the Crucible, what was that at the beginning?
[00:12:13]  Was that about witches?
[00:12:13]  Dude, I'm getting really paranoid that I'm retarded.
[00:12:18]  It's like finding out you're gay.
[00:12:20]  Like, I feel like someone who's around 11 and all my friends are like, check out these tits.
[00:12:26]  And I go, they're no dicks.
[00:12:31]  Similarly.
[00:12:31]  They're kind of like ugly dicks, but there's two of them on abroad.
[00:12:35]  Why does her pelvis area have nothing dangling?
[00:12:40]  That's gross.
[00:12:41]  It's missing something.
[00:12:42]  I just enjoyed a show tune.
[00:12:43]  I feel that same way, but stupidity.
[00:12:47]  Yeah, the crucible, you're showing the cover of the book there.
[00:12:49]  It doesn't have a sphere.
[00:12:51]  No, but they have different book covers for every like I can't find the 1984.
[00:12:55]  I'm seeing a lot of spheres.
[00:12:57]  I don't see spheres.
[00:12:59]  I see a lot of nooses.
[00:13:01]  It was about witches, right?
[00:13:02]  Oh, no.
[00:13:03]  It was the witch book.
[00:13:04]  Hoyvey.
[00:13:06]  All right, so let's go back to his speech.
[00:13:08]  Not that we're going to glean anything from these platitudes.
[00:13:10]  We need to come together.
[00:13:12]  Yeah, I know, dude.
[00:13:13]  Right now, over me.
[00:13:15]  The cause of democracy, the people, the will of the people has been heard.
[00:13:23]  And the will of the people has been heeded.
[00:13:26]  We've learned again that democracy is precious.
[00:13:30]  Democracy is fragile.
[00:13:33]  At this hour, my friends, democracy has prevailed.
[00:13:38]  I mean, that's good.
[00:13:40]  You got to admit, like, that's well delivered.
[00:13:43]  This is not vice principal under Barack Tobagan.
[00:13:47]  So what is, it's got to be Adderall, right?
[00:13:50]  On this hallowed ground, President Pfizer.
[00:13:53]  Violence sought to shake the Capitol's very foundation.
[00:13:57]  We come together as one nation under God.
[00:14:03]  So we were talking about the Trump's new army video where they talk about how horrible the Capitol invasion was.
[00:14:11]  And again, we didn't advocate it.
[00:14:14]  We said don't do it.
[00:14:15]  In fact, our boy Joe Biggs, contributor at Censored.tv, has been arrested by the FBI.
[00:14:22]  Probably should have started with that.
[00:14:25]  But he called me last night and he's like, can you loan me some money for a lawyer?
[00:14:30]  I can get a great guy.
[00:14:31]  And I said no.
[00:14:36]  To be clear, because this is a weird subject, I consider myself below Joe Biggs when it comes to being a man.
[00:14:48]  Joe Biggs has, I believe, two Purple Hearts.
[00:14:52]  He has put his life on the line to die for our country because he saw what happened with 9-11.
[00:14:59]  As far as I'm concerned, that puts a man on a different plane.
[00:15:03]  He's better than us.
[00:15:07]  Just like the parents of Marines who died.
[00:15:08]  What do you call them?
[00:15:09]  Silver parents or something?
[00:15:12]  They're different than my parents.
[00:15:14]  They're better parents.
[00:15:15]  They're better people.
[00:15:16]  They should have different rules going forward.
[00:15:20]  If you put your life on the line for your country, you're not the same as us.
[00:15:23]  You should get different treatment in the judicial system and everything.
[00:15:28]  But I said don't go there.
[00:15:32]  I mean, it puts our site in jeopardy going there.
[00:15:36]  You know, what if the DA tries to frame censored.tv as some sort of hub where terrorists, oh, gold star families, that's it.
[00:15:44]  Some sort of hub where terrorist activities are planned.
[00:15:47]  Now, of course, if you tune into my show, you'll see me saying, don't go to that rally.
[00:15:51]  I don't know.
[00:15:51]  Don't go to any fucking rallies.
[00:15:54]  Why did rallies become a thing with Proud Boys?
[00:15:57]  I understood the bodyguarding because conservatives were getting attacked.
[00:16:04]  That made sense.
[00:16:06]  But like, especially after the Million Mega March, where the point was made, Antifa are scum and a lot of people support Trump.
[00:16:13]  Good.
[00:16:14]  We're done.
[00:16:15]  Why keep going back and getting stabbed again and again and again?
[00:16:18]  Like, what's the point of going to Harry's on a monthly basis to deal with people with knives?
[00:16:24]  Are you cleaning up the streets of DC?
[00:16:27]  Why?
[00:16:27]  Anyway.
[00:16:31]  I love Joe Biggs, but this is not my fight.
[00:16:33]  I didn't want anyone to go there.
[00:16:35]  And I cannot get involved.
[00:16:40]  I'll fucking die on the cross for James and Max, for John and Max.
[00:16:45]  And I work with, I talk to their lawyers on a regular basis, and Zenoa and Max himself.
[00:16:51]  And I pay attention to their books and I send them stuff and I'm raising money for them.
[00:16:55]  That's different.
[00:16:58]  But anyway, so remember there was that video about the Capitol, Trump's army, and how we're all going to die?
[00:17:07]  And I said, this should be re-edited with better footage.
[00:17:10]  And several people did it.
[00:17:12]  I got to say one thing about our viewers.
[00:17:14]  And I hate the word fans.
[00:17:15]  They're not fans.
[00:17:16]  Fans imply someone's below you.
[00:17:18]  We're together on this.
[00:17:20]  So our subscribers, our viewers, one great thing about them is that they fucking deliver.
[00:17:26]  They made all our whatchamacallits or interstitials, our little intro cards.
[00:17:31]  And every time we talk about a video, they make a great one.
[00:17:34]  And it's not half-assed.
[00:17:36]  So the first one is the worst one, and it's really good.
[00:17:39]  And then I'll show you a better one.
[00:17:41]  So this is 2-0.
[00:17:43]  Let me make sure there's the right one here.
[00:17:46]  I love this hat.
[00:17:48]  I'm going to start wearing this hat more.
[00:17:50]  This is my new look.
[00:17:51]  Yep.
[00:17:55]  Greatest threat facing America today comes from within.
[00:17:58]  Radical extreme conservatives, also known as domestic terrorists.
[00:18:01]  Does that face look a little gay to you?
[00:18:03]  I mean, it's the lips.
[00:18:04]  They are hidden among us, disguised behind regular jobs.
[00:18:07]  For more than a decade, Donald Trump has spoken directly to white supremacists in their language.
[00:18:12]  Racism is evil.
[00:18:14]  And those who cause violence in its name are criminals and thugs.
[00:18:18]  i'm gonna miss the hand gesture will become the commander-in-chief of a different army i got shot in the face with some kind of plastic any chance i could get you guys to leave the senate wing Wait, wait, wait.
[00:18:29]  I'll be like to show that disrespect in the place.
[00:18:31]  I'm proposing we form a citizen army.
[00:18:33]  Our weapons will be computers and cell phones.
[00:18:36]  We who are monitoring extremists on the internet and reporting their findings to authorities.
[00:18:40]  Remember, before the Navy SEALs killed Osama bin Laden, he had to be found.
[00:18:44]  He was found by a CIA analyst working on a computer thousands of miles away.
[00:18:49]  It's up to you.
[00:18:51]  I don't know what any of that means.
[00:18:54]  It sounds fucking retarded.
[00:18:59]  Video Podcast Network was Windy City Heat.
[00:19:03]  That was what the big three were on.
[00:19:07]  And by the way, my hat yesterday that had the address was a Windy City Heat reference.
[00:19:12]  But this is an even better one, 2-1.
[00:19:18]  On or before January 20th, Donald Trump will no longer be the Commander-in-Chief.
[00:19:22]  He will lose control of the army.
[00:19:23]  He will be the Commander-in-Chief.
[00:19:29]  On January 20th, Donald Trump will become the Commander-in-Chief of a different army.
[00:19:33]  Hold on a second.
[00:19:34]  If this guy is so horrible, why didn't he do anything with his nuclear arsenal?
[00:19:38]  Why was there unprecedented peace in his time?
[00:19:42]  Where were there so few wars?
[00:19:44]  Why was there so little conflict if this guy is such a fucking threat?
[00:19:48]  We just had him for four years.
[00:19:50]  You just showed me all the access to weaponry he had.
[00:19:56]  Nothing went down.
[00:19:58]  We blew up like an air base in Syria, I think, one afternoon.
[00:20:02]  Yeah.
[00:20:03]  But now we have to be scared of housewives.
[00:20:05]  He should have been just like arresting gays and building the wall with like Mexican bones.
[00:20:10]  Yeah, we're actually disappointed in this lack of fascism.
[00:20:13]  Pardoning cool people instead of rappers.
[00:20:21]  The greatest threat facing America today comes from within.
[00:20:24]  Radical extreme conservatives, also known as domestic terrorists.
[00:20:30]  Back in A, man.
[00:20:32]  Glad to see you guys.
[00:20:37]  I got shot in the face with some kind of plastic bullet.
[00:20:39]  Shot in the face.
[00:20:40]  Some kind of plastic bullet.
[00:20:43]  I've been making sure they ain't disrespecting the place.
[00:20:46]  Okay.
[00:20:46]  They are hidden among us, disguised behind regular jobs.
[00:20:50]  They are your children's teachers.
[00:20:51]  They work at supermarkets, malls, doctors' offices, and many are police officers and soldiers.
[00:20:56]  For more than a decade, Donald Trump has spoken directly to white supremacists in their language.
[00:21:06]  Pocahontas, is it offensive?
[00:21:08]  Oh, really?
[00:21:09]  Oh, I'm sorry about that.
[00:21:10]  Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.
[00:21:17]  In the middle of a presidential debate, Donald Trump was asked to disavow white supremacy.
[00:21:21]  I denounce white supremacy.
[00:21:23]  Okay.
[00:21:23]  Wait, are you listening?
[00:21:24]  I denounce white supremacy.
[00:21:26]  What's your next question?
[00:21:27]  Are you willing tonight to condemn white supremacists and militia groups and to say that they need to stand down and not add to the violence in a number of these cities as we saw in Kenosha and as we've seen in Portland?
[00:21:42]  Are you prepared to do that?
[00:21:44]  He refused.
[00:21:44]  Instead, stand back and stand by.
[00:21:48]  Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
[00:21:51]  Stand back and stand by.
[00:21:55]  Stand by and stand by.
[00:21:59]  Pretty good quality, huh?
[00:22:00]  Explosions of bullshit.
[00:22:02]  Oh, cool.
[00:22:02]  That was a nice touch.
[00:22:08]  Canal Plus came by.
[00:22:13]  And that's 2-3.
[00:22:15]  They wanted to talk to me about.
[00:22:19]  Look at these fops.
[00:22:40]  I guess I'm the leader of the pro boys now?
[00:22:50]  And Margot Bachelier with Julie Patin.
[00:22:53]  With Julie Patin, two girls.
[00:22:58]  So, I think what the other guy was just saying before there is that I said that Biden taking over for the next at least four years is going to be a huge regress to socialism.
[00:23:10]  And there's a myth when we say make America great again that we want to go back to Jim Crow.
[00:23:14]  We actually want to go back to 1985.
[00:23:16]  Unfortunately, the left wants us back in 1984.
[00:23:20]  I've been using that line quite a bit.
[00:23:21]  I'm pretty happy with it.
[00:23:22]  Un fatigable soutien de Donald Trump, anti-immigrés, anti-féministes.
[00:23:36]  Anti-feminist, anti-immigrant.
[00:23:43]  The Proud Boys make the white supremacist symbol.
[00:24:02]  There's a studio, boys.

=== Interview With A Plumber (06:29) ===

[00:24:12]  Gavin Mixon.
[00:24:13]  So, Proud Boys are solid as BIA, what do they say?
[00:24:24]  Well, what are you saying, I guess?
[00:24:25]  La plupart des grandes plateformes internet l'ont banni à cause d'appels à la haine ou à la violence.
[00:24:31]  L'Amérique a été fondée d'abord sur le christianisme et ensuite sur la liberté de parole.
[00:24:35]  America was found in Christianity and free speech.
[00:24:38]  And we...
[00:24:40]  And when we take that away, we have no America left.
[00:24:49]  I'm talking about the dangers of socialism to French people, which is like, that's like telling them the dangers of baguette and crème brûlée.
[00:25:04]  Impeachment is fake, he hasn't done anything wrong.
[00:25:12]  And I'm saying, I'm explaining that on January 6th, it wasn't the beginning of an imminent boogaloo race war or whatever.
[00:25:19]  It was just a fucking take this job and shove it, and angry employees who had been fucked over flipping their desks.
[00:25:26]  I don't advocate flipping your desk, but I understand why you left in a rage from your job.
[00:25:36]  There's our new studio, kiddies.
[00:25:40]  In the boogie damn Bronx.
[00:25:43]  So, that's one show.
[00:25:44]  That's my daily show.
[00:25:48]  I'm explaining that we'll have the sort of InfoWars type set, a sort of Dave Rubin sit-down set, a bar for free speech.
[00:25:57]  I want to have two different things.
[00:25:59]  I'm going to have interviews with celebrities like Ann Coulter and stuff, where we sit down, or Ron Coleman, get into Judaism.
[00:26:06]  But then I also want to, at the bar, I want to have interviews with like a plumber and really get into it.
[00:26:14]  Like, tell you how to be a plumber or a cop, but someone in sanitation.
[00:26:20]  And I won't call them their name.
[00:26:21]  I'll say, like, interview with a plumber.
[00:26:24]  I'm really looking forward to that.
[00:26:29]  Anyway, you get the idea.
[00:26:30]  Bunch of fucking frogs.
[00:26:33]  You know, what's funny about the Joe Biggs thing is he was on Huffington Post, it was on NBC, and they were relatively fair.
[00:26:41]  The worst one I saw was this one, 2-4, on the Hill.
[00:26:46]  And it was like Proud Boys smashed the windows with a police shield, which is just a lie.
[00:26:52]  But isn't the Hill I thought it was relatively right-wing arrested Joe Biggs, HuffPo reports, CFI officials, arrested, blah, blah, blah.
[00:27:02]  In the video, Voice of the Camera says, Hey, Biggs, what do you got to say?
[00:27:04]  And he goes, This is awesome.
[00:27:05]  Apparently, everything was broken in, like broken open when he got there.
[00:27:09]  And he walked in and went piss and left.
[00:27:13]  Not the end of the world, but not something that I think is very good for anyone.
[00:27:19]  I saw there's kind of a weird civil war going on in the Proud Boys right now.
[00:27:23]  Do you know about this?
[00:27:25]  Yeah.
[00:27:26]  What do you know?
[00:27:27]  That it's like an anti-rally thing.
[00:27:30]  We're like, stop going to rallies and being retards and like rebrand the aesthetic of it or the like, you know, don't associate with the people that go out and.
[00:27:41]  Well, it was a secret club before.
[00:27:44]  Before we got into security, before they got into security, it was just a secret club.
[00:27:50]  Like, like Barney Rubble's wife, Betty, I believe, she didn't really know about the water buffaloes.
[00:27:57]  You know, she didn't read about the water buffaloes.
[00:28:01]  Your wife doesn't know about the Knights of Columbus.
[00:28:03]  My wife has no idea what I do at Knights of Columbus meetings.
[00:28:05]  That was the business plan.
[00:28:07]  Then it just became Rally Central.
[00:28:09]  The loudest wheels get the grease is basically what happens.
[00:28:13]  What are rallies?
[00:28:14]  Like, what are we hippies protesting the Vietnam War?
[00:28:17]  I don't get it.
[00:28:19]  I get that once you want to say, hey, Trump isn't being respected.
[00:28:24]  He got a lot more votes than that.
[00:28:26]  Watch this.
[00:28:26]  We're going to go to DC.
[00:28:28]  And then there's like a million people in DC.
[00:28:31]  Gotcha.
[00:28:32]  I get that.
[00:28:33]  Once.
[00:28:36]  The rest?
[00:28:37]  Anyway, we should get back to the inauguration.
[00:28:39]  But before we do, we're running out of time here.
[00:28:42]  And the first order I'm going to be signing.
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[00:28:46]  They've been with us since the beginning.
[00:28:49]  Go to jacbd.com.
[00:28:52]  Enter promo code Gavin.
[00:28:53]  You get 20% off all orders.
[00:28:56]  That is jacbd.com or johnnyapple.com.
[00:29:00]  They own both URLs.
[00:29:01]  And what do you get?
[00:29:02]  You get the gummies.
[00:29:04]  You get the tinctures taking the edge off your coffee.
[00:29:06]  You get the CBD for your sore muscles.
[00:29:09]  I'm fucking dreading tomorrow.
[00:29:10]  I got a spar.
[00:29:11]  The only thing worse than sparring is refusing to spar.
[00:29:15]  But I have a new rule with sparring.
[00:29:17]  If you hit me in the head three times very hard, I'm stopping.
[00:29:21]  I won't stop mid-round, but I'm not, I don't want to do this anymore.
[00:29:24]  I have three blows to the head in me.
[00:29:27]  And then I'm out.
[00:29:29]  But yeah, jacbd.com.
[00:29:32]  Enter promo code Gavin.
[00:29:34]  Let's get down to the inauguration.
[00:29:37]  But as far as this podcast goes, we're going to sign off on the freebies.
[00:29:44]  Do we still put this thing on the free podcast?
[00:29:48]  Oh, yeah.
[00:29:49]  You look like you forgot and you missed like four months.
[00:29:52]  Who me?
[00:29:53]  No.
[00:29:54]  So last week's is on podcast land.
[00:29:57]  Yes.
[00:29:58]  Promise?
[00:29:59]  Yep.
[00:30:00]  Let me see.
[00:30:01]  I'll kill your entire family in front of you if you haven't done that.
[00:30:05]  I'll help you.
[00:30:08]  I'll help you, you bum.
[00:30:09]  Oh, Lloyd.
[00:30:12]  So to the people doing the freebies, I'm going to say goodbye.
[00:30:18]  And to the rest of us paying for this show, we're going to keep going with the inauguration and enjoying ourselves.
[00:30:23]  And then we're going to take calls and do some sketches.
[00:30:26]  So what are you showing, Ryan?
[00:30:29]  You're showing all your shit, you dumbasshole.
[00:30:30]  It's up there.
[00:30:32]  Okay.
[00:30:33]  Get fired.
[00:30:35]  Get in trouble.
[00:30:36]  Be brave.