Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #72 | WHO WON?
Aired: 2020-11-05
Duration: 39:46


=== Clipping Confusion (02:25) ===

[00:00:29]  What's going on, guy?
[00:00:31]  Seems like our chord is no, the chord doesn't magically not work one day.
[00:00:39]  I don't know.
[00:00:42]  Play that song again.
[00:00:51]  The chord just magically died today.
[00:00:54]  And it sounds like unbelievable shit.
[00:00:56]  What are you even looking at?
[00:01:13]  That seems good.
[00:01:14]  The levels over here.
[00:01:16]  So it's not the chord, it's the levels?
[00:01:18]  No.
[00:01:19]  I was just looking to see if it reflected that there was that clipping going on.
[00:01:25]  Clipping?
[00:01:26]  You know what clipping is?
[00:01:28]  Yeah, but that didn't sound like clipping.
[00:01:31]  Sounds like a badly connected chord.
[00:01:33]  Sounds like I'm looking at it.
[00:01:35]  It's frayed.
[00:01:39]  Who is that?
[00:01:40]  Florida, Georgia line.
[00:01:42]  Florida, Georgia line.
[00:01:44]  Book of the day, folks, Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung by Lester Bangs, a collection of his work.
[00:01:51]  He was a kind of a gonzo dude.
[00:01:54]  This is his articles that he wrote for various sources from 71 to 82.
[00:02:00]  This is the guy who called himself the last of the white niggers.
[00:02:03]  Something you could never say today.
[00:02:05]  Back in Vice Records days, the Black Lips wanted to call their album that, right as I was leaving.
[00:02:11]  And I said yes.
[00:02:13]  And Shana Seru said no.
[00:02:15]  No, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:02:17]  He later regretted that.
[00:02:19]  It's kind of a bummer because you read this book and you go, wow, this is what balls were like.
[00:02:23]  This is when someone really cared about writing.
[00:02:24]  And if you want to get into writing, I would recommend reading Lester Bangs.
[00:02:28]  He's sort of like Jim Goad.
[00:02:31]  You get your foundations.
[00:02:32]  If you don't like Lester Bangs and Jim Goad, you shouldn't be writing.
[00:02:35]  But he became a cuck later on.
[00:02:38]  I totally regretted using the N-word and blah, blah, blah.

=== Groom Your Beard, Savor Coffee (03:07) ===

[00:02:43]  Oh, I'm so sorry.
[00:02:44]  I swore.
[00:02:47]  Why did I swear?
[00:02:54]  Got a fun show for you today.
[00:02:55]  The first half hour is completely free, and it's on iTunes and a bunch of other stuff.
[00:03:00]  Bit shooter, whatever we're still allowed on.
[00:03:03]  And then we continue for another half hour, but it's no longer free.
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[00:03:12]  And then we take calls.
[00:03:13]  While we take calls, I do doodles.
[00:03:16]  And I sell the doodles at the doodle auction.
[00:03:19]  And the money goes to the Kinsman family.
[00:03:22]  John Kinsman has been separated from his black children for being a racist.
[00:03:28]  Yeah, I know.
[00:03:29]  It sounds insane.
[00:03:30]  Antifa picked a fight with him and he beat them up.
[00:03:32]  And that is a sin for Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
[00:03:37]  And it is verboten to beat them up even when they beg for it.
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[00:04:43]  I don't know if it's because I'm old, but I couldn't imagine starting a coffee and beard company.
[00:04:49]  Like testing the beans and making sure you got a good batch and quality control.
[00:04:55]  Then you got to mix the oil.
[00:04:56]  It's got to be a proprietary blend.
[00:04:58]  Yeah, and then someone's like, hey, I got a rash.
[00:05:00]  Oh, you got to find out why.
[00:05:01]  Maybe that person's full of shit.
[00:05:03]  You got to go research that, make sure it's true.
[00:05:06]  You got to get your little box.
[00:05:07]  That's what's great about the military is they teach discipline.
[00:05:10]  Or are people prone to discipline attracted to the military?
[00:05:14]  Chicken or the egg.
[00:05:19]  But yeah, that's cool.
[00:05:21]  It's a pretty good deal.
[00:05:24]  Mini gearbox with grooming kit.
[00:05:28]  That's why we venerate the entrepreneur on this show.
[00:05:31]  Because we don't have time to run around making coffee and beard balm.

=== Assuming Responsibility (15:51) ===

[00:05:36]  Someone else does.
[00:05:38]  So I'm in a bad mood.
[00:05:40]  I had a fight with my wife today.
[00:05:41]  She wakes me up.
[00:05:42]  So I was up.
[00:05:43]  By the way, I wet the couch last night.
[00:05:45]  Yeeks.
[00:05:46]  So Eddie is three for three.
[00:05:49]  He's made me wet three things.
[00:05:52]  Sounds like you're assuming personal responsibility here.
[00:05:54]  No, I'm assuming Eddie responsibility.
[00:05:57]  You're not a nice person.
[00:05:58]  Eddie.
[00:06:00]  I'm going to put this on the Yelp of the review.
[00:06:03]  Great bar if you like wetting the couch.
[00:06:05]  So anyway, she's mad at me.
[00:06:06]  She wakes up yelling at me, which is fine.
[00:06:08]  I understand that.
[00:06:09]  It's a very expensive couch.
[00:06:11]  But then I got all this shit about the Proud Boys.
[00:06:14]  And she goes, what's going on with the Proud Boys?
[00:06:16]  I go, I went to bed at five in the morning.
[00:06:18]  It's eight.
[00:06:20]  I've had three hours of sleep.
[00:06:21]  I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
[00:06:23]  They got stabbed?
[00:06:25]  Oh, okay.
[00:06:26]  So how am I the bad guy if Proud Boys got stabbed?
[00:06:28]  She goes, our family's in danger.
[00:06:30]  And then, oh, God, they're getting stabbed.
[00:06:33]  And they were Zeke Heiling at a bar.
[00:06:36]  And I'm thinking, you can just tell something's bullshit from a mile away, right?
[00:06:41]  And I go, yeah, that doesn't sound like them, but say it was.
[00:06:44]  Like, say Proud Boys, this would never happen.
[00:06:46]  Marched up and down the street, Zeke Hiling.
[00:06:49]  I'm sorry?
[00:06:51]  I'm sorry I told them to do that.
[00:06:54]  So the story is, according to the Daily Mail, Proud Boy stabbed by Black Lives Matter after making racist, white supremacist gestures at a bar.
[00:07:06]  That's the way writers write.
[00:07:08]  What's her name?
[00:07:09]  The woman who wrote this, Megan Sheets.
[00:07:12]  So she's a dumb cunt Midwestern who comes to New York City to live the big life and she can't write.
[00:07:18]  She can't do journalism.
[00:07:20]  So she writes this garbage article, Three Powdboys Stabbed at a Bar Near the White House.
[00:07:25]  Oh, they've changed it.
[00:07:26]  This is the funny thing with the Daily Mail.
[00:07:28]  The way they avoid litigation is as you harass them, they're this amorphous blob.
[00:07:32]  So the headlines change.
[00:07:34]  Even one of the bylines changed.
[00:07:36]  It used to say Rachel Sharp was one of the authors.
[00:07:40]  And then I harassed her today and she's gone.
[00:07:43]  And the headline's different.
[00:07:46]  So police said that Proud Boys leader Mike Tario, Tario claimed that his group was attacked.
[00:07:51]  Yeah, they've also changed the fact they called the woman in the article a Proud Boys member.
[00:07:57]  Can't be like, I don't fault you for not knowing that women can't be Proud Boys, but if you're a journalist writing about them, yeah, I fault you all day and night.
[00:08:08]  So this guy went like this in a photograph.
[00:08:12]  So?
[00:08:14]  What if you heard that a black guy was stabbed by a patriot in a MAGA hat?
[00:08:19]  Would you go through his social media and find him doing something allegedly offensive?
[00:08:25]  No.
[00:08:26]  But these journalists, these silly bitches, these babysitters, they hear about that and they go, oh, that looks bad for our side.
[00:08:32]  So they comb through social media trying to find an example of one of these men behaving badly.
[00:08:40]  And what do they get out of it?
[00:08:42]  This.
[00:08:43]  So here's two versions of the story, right?
[00:08:45]  This is the media story.
[00:08:46]  Guy Zeke Heiling, Zeke Heiling at a bar, because that's what you think of when you hear white power gesture.
[00:08:51]  You don't really think of this unless you're a fucking complete loser.
[00:08:54]  You think of Zeke Heiling.
[00:08:56]  By the way, I told a barmaid this story today and she'd never heard of Zeke Heil.
[00:09:01]  She goes, what's that?
[00:09:02]  I go, it's the gesture that the Nazis did.
[00:09:05]  She goes, I never heard of that before.
[00:09:07]  What?
[00:09:09]  How can you not have heard of Zeke Heil?
[00:09:13]  Isn't that insane?
[00:09:14]  Do you know who Hitler is?
[00:09:16]  I wonder how many Americans, like adult Americans over 18, don't know who Hitler is.
[00:09:22]  Hey, computer, how many Americans don't know who Hitler is?
[00:09:30]  Let's put it in.
[00:09:32]  Hey, computer, what's two plus two?
[00:09:36]  Two plus two is four.
[00:09:38]  Hey, computer, how many Americans don't know who Hitler is?
[00:09:44]  Hmm, I'm not sure.
[00:09:46]  Yeah, me neither.
[00:09:49]  Let's go with our guts.
[00:09:50]  There's 330 million Americans, right?
[00:09:53]  We've got Mexicans, old ladies, immigrants.
[00:09:55]  Do we count mentally ill people?
[00:09:58]  Retards.
[00:10:01]  So let's make this simpler.
[00:10:02]  What percentage of the population does not know who Hitler is?
[00:10:05]  I was going to, I had a number.
[00:10:07]  Okay, give me a number.
[00:10:11]  60,000 or 75,000.
[00:10:14]  Okay, I don't know what percentage that is.
[00:10:16]  It's probably like one.
[00:10:18]  But I'm going to say it's way more than you think.
[00:10:24]  I'm going to say, and when you say who is Hitler, they have to say the Nazi guy from World War II.
[00:10:31]  They can't just say a racist, a German racist.
[00:10:35]  That doesn't count.
[00:10:37]  So I'm going to say 18% of the population in America does not know who Hitler is.
[00:10:45]  That's a lot.
[00:10:46]  That's a lot.
[00:10:47]  I used to hang out with Samantha B's husband, Jason, what's his name?
[00:10:52]  Jason Daly or something?
[00:10:54]  And this is back when Barack Obama was president.
[00:10:57]  He's like, how many Americans do you think, what percentage of the population do you think doesn't know who Obama is?
[00:11:02]  This is while he was president.
[00:11:04]  And I went low.
[00:11:05]  I was like 1%.
[00:11:06]  And he was going up to the 10% zone.
[00:11:09]  Anyway, sorry.
[00:11:10]  That's like one in four people, 18%.
[00:11:12]  So here's the story that you get when you read the Daily Mail.
[00:11:15]  Written by a child.
[00:11:16]  Like when you look up this girl, Megan Sheets.
[00:11:20]  You see this in the Daily Mail and you imagine, you know, we're pretty naive.
[00:11:23]  So you imagine some guy with a press thing in his fedora and he's typing away.
[00:11:28]  I've got a scoop, boss.
[00:11:30]  You go, ooh, you must have really hit the pavement.
[00:11:32]  You must have heard of the Proud Boys.
[00:11:33]  You must know their men's club.
[00:11:35]  And then you see the person who wrote it and you go, oh, it's a babysitter.
[00:11:39]  It's a child.
[00:11:41]  So like they did this like white power thing.
[00:11:43]  It was like at a bar.
[00:11:44]  They were like Zagiling.
[00:11:45]  And look at the top left.
[00:11:47]  James O'Keefe had to put her on the wall of shame for some fuck up.
[00:11:50]  Let's check that out.
[00:11:52]  Oh, where's that?
[00:11:54]  Top of water.
[00:11:55]  You're at it.
[00:11:55]  You're touching it.
[00:11:56]  So just click the fucking link.
[00:11:58]  Retracto is the retraction alpaca that we've had on the show before.
[00:12:02]  Hello, everyone.
[00:12:03]  Welcome to Project Veritas headquarters in front of the infamous wall of shame where the journalist reputations go to the graveyard.
[00:12:11]  Today we have the 319th retraction about Project Veritas.
[00:12:16]  This one goes to one Megan Sheets at the UK Daily Mail.
[00:12:22]  Retracto.
[00:12:24]  The direction of that guy.
[00:12:29]  Retracto.
[00:12:32]  He's coming at you.
[00:12:36]  He's coming at you.
[00:12:38]  Okay.
[00:12:38]  So, Megan Sheets writes in the Daily Mail: this is regarding our Facebook investigation.
[00:12:43]  Remember that one?
[00:12:44]  The guy who talks about Facebook shadow banning, Facebook targeting conservatives, Facebook labeling MA people as terrorists.
[00:12:51]  Remember those clips?
[00:12:52]  She writes that, quote, Project Veritas is a right-wing activist group known to traffic misinformation.
[00:12:59]  Megan Sheets also writes, quote, given Project Veritas's history of pushing misinformation and propaganda.
[00:13:05]  What a fucking amateur.
[00:13:06]  It was founded by conspiracy theorist James O'Keefe, known for its, quote, deceptive video editing, the problem.
[00:13:13]  I don't know what edit she's talking about.
[00:13:15]  I don't know what misinformation or propaganda Megan is.
[00:13:19]  Why is this woman a writer?
[00:13:21]  Why aren't you at home?
[00:13:23]  Starting a family.
[00:13:24]  You suck.
[00:13:25]  I don't mind if a high school student has a theory and believes that James O'Keefe is a conspiracy theorist.
[00:13:30]  That's a normal high school thing to think.
[00:13:33]  But to be typing away at the Daily Mail.
[00:13:34]  Anyway, you read that article and you go, oh, so Proud Boys were Zeke Heiling, and these BLM guys were like, I've had enough of this fucking race shit.
[00:13:44]  And eventually they just snapped the poor guys and they stabbed a bunch of people, a bunch of white Nazis.
[00:13:50]  And in today's culture, you can be forgiven for going good.
[00:13:56]  I'm glad Nazis got stabbed.
[00:13:58]  And my wife's takeaway was, oh no, now they're going to stab me.
[00:14:02]  Which is why I'm mad at her, because here's what really happened.
[00:14:07]  Enrique Bevelyn Beattie, the woman who poured black paint all over the Black Lives Matter thing in New York, she's black.
[00:14:15]  So we're at two blacks now.
[00:14:18]  And Jen Lee, I think her name is Latina for Trump type.
[00:14:22]  And then three proud boys, first and second degrees.
[00:14:25]  They're walking home at about 2:30 in the morning, I believe.
[00:14:30]  And on the way home, they see a bunch of bleeps murdering a man, stabbing him to death.
[00:14:38]  So they jump in.
[00:14:39]  Now, I don't recommend this, Bevlyn, as a lady.
[00:14:43]  I don't think you should do that.
[00:14:45]  Men, if you're strong enough or you feel like you could win, you should intervene.
[00:14:50]  But we don't know the story here.
[00:14:53]  And I don't know.
[00:14:54]  If I see like eight bleeps stabbing a dude, I'm going to call the police.
[00:14:59]  But I'm not sure I'm enough of a fucking pugilist to go in there and I would think they might start stabbing me, which is what happened.
[00:15:09]  They impaled Bevlyn.
[00:15:14]  The knife goes deep into her spine.
[00:15:17]  So deep, not her spine, sorry, past her spine.
[00:15:20]  Thank God it didn't touch her spine.
[00:15:21]  You can see, you're about to see the knife plunge into her back.
[00:15:24]  Collapsed her lung, pierced many organs.
[00:15:27]  She's had surgery.
[00:15:28]  She's going to be in the hospital for a week.
[00:15:30]  She's in intensive care.
[00:15:31]  She will live, but barely.
[00:15:35]  And they stabbed another proud boy.
[00:15:37]  He thought he was stabbed in the neck.
[00:15:38]  He was stabbed in the ear.
[00:15:39]  Now, the narrator here is calling them Black Lives Matter people.
[00:15:44]  She's wrong.
[00:15:45]  That's not a news source, Megan Sheets.
[00:15:50]  Wait, go back to the beginning.
[00:15:51]  So she's calling them Black Lives Matter people.
[00:15:53]  They were coming from Black Lives Matter Plaza, but I don't know what's Black Lives Matter.
[00:15:57]  What is Black Lives Matter?
[00:15:59]  So turn it up a bit.
[00:16:04]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!
[00:16:06]  Black Lives Matter over here!
[00:16:10]  Hey!
[00:16:13]  Bevelyn, what are you doing?
[00:16:15]  There she is.
[00:16:16]  You see her?
[00:16:16]  She's just getting stabbed there.
[00:16:18]  There's Enrique.
[00:16:24]  Gotta help him.
[00:16:25]  His ear is fucked.
[00:16:26]  He thinks he's stabbed in the neck.
[00:16:27]  It's his ear, the cartilage ripped in that.
[00:16:29]  That bleeds like crazy because of all the little capillaries.
[00:16:32]  What was Bevlyn thinking?
[00:16:36]  So that's a proud boy right there who tells him to move away.
[00:16:39]  He tried to stab you.
[00:16:41]  Oh, he did stab you.
[00:16:44]  So she doesn't know that she's bleeding.
[00:16:46]  They stabbed Beville and Beatty right now.
[00:16:48]  Excuse my analogy.
[00:16:49]  They just stabbed Bevly and Beatty.
[00:16:50]  Call 911.
[00:16:53]  I got him on camera.
[00:16:54]  I got him on camera.
[00:16:55]  Oh, my God.
[00:16:57]  Blood everywhere.
[00:16:58]  That's her blood.
[00:17:01]  Anyway, so they saved a man's life.
[00:17:03]  This dummy goes to pursue them.
[00:17:06]  Dude, what are you doing?
[00:17:07]  We know that guy.
[00:17:08]  Oh, we do.
[00:17:08]  Yeah.
[00:17:09]  Jeremy, no, no.
[00:17:11]  Jeremy, don't go.
[00:17:12]  Oh, they just did.
[00:17:16]  She pronounced it weird, though.
[00:17:17]  That's not his name.
[00:17:18]  We just got jumped by Black Lives Matter, and they just stabbed Bevin Beatty.
[00:17:24]  You guys, get out there.
[00:17:26]  He's going by himself.
[00:17:28]  So, yeah.
[00:17:29]  Journalists use this narration as the source.
[00:17:34]  Like, ladies and gentlemen, if you're a writer, you say the woman doing the recording alleges they were Black Lives Matter.
[00:17:42]  Don't say Black Lives Matter stabbed a bunch of people for being Nazis.
[00:17:46]  So this cunt, Megan Sheets, goes back through the social media history of the people involved and sees this, and that makes it to the headline.
[00:17:56]  Not anymore, of course, but it did.
[00:17:59]  You believe this shit?
[00:18:02]  So now I'm mad at my wife because she's like mad at me for starting this club.
[00:18:07]  And yeah, if they were Zeke Heiling and kicking black babies in the head, I'd go, Jesus, what have I created?
[00:18:13]  But then I look it up and find out, no, they were saving some fucking dude's life, and a black woman is in the hospital right now because of it.
[00:18:24]  What the fuck?
[00:18:25]  No, no.
[00:18:27]  I'm losing faith.
[00:18:28]  I really have.
[00:18:29]  I've had enough people apologizing for creating the greatest fraternal organization in the world that determines elections and are the only ones to stand up for America right now.
[00:18:41]  The only ones to look Antifa in the face and say, no, you're not going to do that.
[00:18:48]  And then you throw his in jail.
[00:18:50]  And you make his claim we'll never hang out with each other again.
[00:18:53]  I have to disavow.
[00:18:55]  And what happens?
[00:18:56]  America burns to the fucking ground.
[00:18:57]  Five months of riots.
[00:19:03]  But Proud Boys are kicking ass.
[00:19:07]  I'll jump ahead to that actually.
[00:19:09]  Where's that now?
[00:19:15]  Oh, yeah.
[00:19:15]  Look at three.
[00:19:17]  This is right after 3-2.
[00:19:19]  It's a picture.
[00:19:21]  I thought this was awesome.
[00:19:24]  I saw Ruffio talking about all the people he had to beat the shit out of.
[00:19:27]  Medics needed in response to Proud Boys, Proud Boy attacks at the SPOG counter-protest.
[00:19:34]  Multiple altercations have occurred involving mace and glass bottles, Seattle protest.
[00:19:39]  So, like I said, we don't go to their things.
[00:19:41]  They go to our things.
[00:19:42]  They fucking.
[00:19:44]  Proud boys had a rally, a free speech thing, whatever, pro-Trump thing.
[00:19:48]  Antifa came, fucked around, and got their heads kicked in.
[00:19:52]  And they say, we were attacked at a counter-protest.
[00:19:57]  Isn't that perfect?
[00:19:58]  You were attacked at a counter-protest.
[00:20:00]  No, you picked a fight and lost.
[00:20:02]  But that's illegal these days.
[00:20:04]  Max and John went to prison for that.
[00:20:06]  Anyway, that's gay and lame.
[00:20:09]  Speaking of America, in a nutshell, look at 3-2 there just above it.
[00:20:14]  This is so perfect.
[00:20:15]  I want to make it a t-shirt.
[00:20:17]  Wait, you don't follow her?
[00:20:18]  Oh, my account got nuked.
[00:20:20]  Oh, geez.
[00:20:22]  Well, maybe you can find it.
[00:20:24]  She's on Twitter, no?
[00:20:26]  See?
[00:20:26]  I don't know.
[00:20:27]  But it's a man playing the piano.
[00:20:31]  You'll recognize the song when you hear it.
[00:20:33]  And he's just happily playing along.
[00:20:35]  Andrew Clavin makes this a sort of opening to his show.
[00:20:39]  He has a guy going, everything is groovy, everything is fine when there's chaos behind him.
[00:20:43]  And it has, as he plays the piano, there are bombs going off, people being shot at, police vans, and he just keeps going and going.
[00:20:52]  Isn't that the left?
[00:20:53]  Isn't that Biden?
[00:20:55]  Anyway, sorry.
[00:20:56]  I haven't even started the show yet.
[00:20:57]  And we're already ready for a second sponsor.
[00:21:00]  Trump won.
[00:21:03]  There it is.
[00:21:04]  Yeah, nice.

=== Sponsor Showdown (03:04) ===

[00:21:12]  Isn't that perfect?
[00:21:15]  Am I only green?
[00:21:20]  Is this burning an eternal thing?
[00:21:22]  That's the fucking song.
[00:21:26]  Like, when we start making graphics for the show, make a note of this, Ryan, for the new studio.
[00:21:31]  This is like, this is our thing.
[00:21:33]  This is a, yeah.
[00:21:35]  The lyrics, he's playing the part where it says, is this burning an eternal thing?
[00:21:41]  Amazing.
[00:21:41]  Well, there's a car on fucking fire behind him.
[00:21:44]  So, yeah.
[00:21:46]  After we talk about Proud Boys and all this shit, we won.
[00:21:52]  We celebrated last night.
[00:21:54]  We popped the Vouve Cluca.
[00:21:56]  We partied.
[00:21:57]  I wet the couch.
[00:21:58]  Went to bed as the sun came up.
[00:22:00]  Super rocking times.
[00:22:02]  Now, the rest of the world doesn't seem to know this.
[00:22:06]  And we have rampant fraud going on.
[00:22:10]  Rampant fraud.
[00:22:12]  So I know he won.
[00:22:13]  You know he won.
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[00:23:37]  The election.
[00:23:39]  It's all on Nevada now.
[00:23:41]  Do you want to pull up some graphics?
[00:23:47]  But the most egregious case of election fraud has ever happened.
[00:23:51]  James O'Keefe, by the way, has been warning us about election fraud for a long time.
[00:23:55]  Leading up to the election, he showed us a ton of examples of people ripping off the system.

=== Votes Altered In Pennsylvania (13:34) ===

[00:24:01]  And last night, go to 1-1.
[00:24:06]  Right when they realized Biden was going to lose, all of a sudden, you'll notice the end of our show last night, they stopped counting, right?
[00:24:13]  Milo had updates, updates, updates, and then nothing.
[00:24:16]  Right when it was looking like Donald Trump was a shoe-in.
[00:24:19]  And then magically, where was it now?
[00:24:24]  Yes, Democrats are trying to steal the election in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.
[00:24:28]  138,000 here, scroll down.
[00:24:31]  There's a tweet about it.
[00:24:34]  There we go.
[00:24:35]  So while everyone was asleep and after everyone went home, Democrats in Michigan magically found a trove of 138,339 votes.
[00:24:47]  Guess how many of those were pro-Biden?
[00:24:50]  Maybe 60, 70%?
[00:24:52]  138,339.
[00:24:56]  Guys, if you're going to lie, okay, make it like 127,432.
[00:25:06]  That's how you lie.
[00:25:07]  Is that the state that there's more votes than registered voters?
[00:25:12]  I'm not sure, but I remember reading that too.
[00:25:14]  Yeah.
[00:25:14]  Yeah.
[00:25:18]  Okay, Obama slayed the black vote back in, what was it, 2008?
[00:25:23]  I promise you that if you checked all the votes in Harlem, it would not be 100% for Obama.
[00:25:31]  98?
[00:25:32]  Sure.
[00:25:33]  Nothing's 100%.
[00:25:35]  Votes are never 100%.
[00:25:39]  But magically, at the 11th hour, they find 100%.
[00:25:44]  They find a huge trove.
[00:25:46]  I heard it was some old lady brings in a zip drive.
[00:25:49]  And on that zip, there's 139,000 all for fucking Biden.
[00:25:53]  Come on.
[00:25:53]  That's why we celebrated last night.
[00:25:56]  Because we won.
[00:25:58]  Now, if we have such a fucked up system that people lie and cheat and steal, well, we have a separate problem.
[00:26:04]  We got to go to court.
[00:26:06]  We have to investigate.
[00:26:07]  But we can be happy.
[00:26:09]  Although I will say, it wasn't the landslide I predicted.
[00:26:17]  As far as we know.
[00:26:18]  I mean, we don't know what's real at this point.
[00:26:21]  But you know who fucked us?
[00:26:24]  It was the goddamn negative white people.
[00:26:30]  Just about the whites.
[00:26:36]  I used to do that on stage when I did stand-up comedy.
[00:26:39]  I'd say, I'm so sick of being politically correct and you can't say this and you can't say that.
[00:26:44]  You're not allowed to have this opinion.
[00:26:46]  Let's all just be honest with ourselves and just say it with me at the same time.
[00:26:51]  I hate negative thinking.
[00:26:56]  And then I'd go, wait, what did you say?
[00:26:58]  And frame them.
[00:27:01]  But yeah, unprecedented black votes for Trump.
[00:27:04]  Unprecedented Hispanic votes for Trump.
[00:27:06]  And when I say unprecedented, I mean for Republicans, for conservatives.
[00:27:10]  Wow.
[00:27:11]  Did they come out in forces last night?
[00:27:14]  Blacks and Hispanics.
[00:27:15]  You know who didn't come out?
[00:27:17]  This guy.
[00:27:18]  You know who likes blowjobs?
[00:27:19]  This guy.
[00:27:21]  White men, white people.
[00:27:23]  You had a lot of white male Trump voters who didn't return the favor this time around.
[00:27:29]  I'm not sure why that is.
[00:27:31]  I think a lot of them were old people, petrified of COVID.
[00:27:34]  And they're like, I want the next president to overreact, to be overly protective.
[00:27:40]  Because I'm in a home.
[00:27:42]  And the more paranoid we are about COVID, the safer I am.
[00:27:45]  I think that was a lot of people.
[00:27:47]  But I don't know.
[00:27:48]  That doesn't explain why so many blacks and Hispanics were down for the cause and so many whites chickened out.
[00:27:57]  It might be because he never said anything nice about white people in the past four years.
[00:28:01]  He's got his big project with Ice Cube and stuff.
[00:28:04]  But, you know, he got pillowed for saying there was people at Charlottesville who weren't Nazis and they were very fine people.
[00:28:11]  But I don't know.
[00:28:12]  He never really gave us any shout outs.
[00:28:14]  And I think white people said, yeah, you're kind of a sellout pussy.
[00:28:19]  But of course, he gets accused of racism at the same time.
[00:28:21]  And Jameel Hill, she was fired from ESPN for saying some anti-white shit, I believe.
[00:28:29]  This is sorry, the very, very first link.
[00:28:31]  It doesn't have a number.
[00:28:33]  She said, if Trump wins, it's on white people.
[00:28:36]  I mean, she just made that up.
[00:28:38]  She called him a white supremacist in 2017.
[00:28:40]  But it's just, Jamil, it's the opposite of the truth, my dear.
[00:28:44]  It's on your people if Trump wins.
[00:28:47]  Whites did not represent.
[00:28:50]  Blacks and Hispanics did.
[00:28:53]  Oof, she's not aging very well, is she?
[00:28:58]  Black don't crack.
[00:28:59]  Well, it does sometimes.
[00:29:01]  So this is where we're at.
[00:29:04]  And, you know, people ask me about Trump and they think, he's the king.
[00:29:09]  You won.
[00:29:10]  Why are you talking about the government?
[00:29:11]  No.
[00:29:12]  He is a king where everyone in the kingdom wants him dead.
[00:29:16]  It's the origin of the term, the sword of Damocles.
[00:29:19]  Damocles was a king who knew he could be killed at any time.
[00:29:22]  That's how they feel about Trump.
[00:29:24]  Everyone in the system hates him.
[00:29:26]  And after he won, Steve Bannon said, do you think they're going to give it up without a fight?
[00:29:30]  And this is what we're seeing.
[00:29:31]  We're seeing a fight.
[00:29:32]  We're seeing corruption.
[00:29:33]  We're seeing people wheeling in.
[00:29:35]  What was this?
[00:29:41]  We saw them wheeling in.
[00:29:43]  Yeah, look at 1.6.
[00:29:45]  Suitcases and coolers full of quote-unquote votes brought into a voting center at 4 a.m.
[00:29:52]  Mercedes Carrera, who calls me from prison, says that she was told to fill out her ballot with a pencil.
[00:29:59]  And she goes, but it says here on the ballot that it has to be a pen.
[00:30:02]  And they go, use a pencil.
[00:30:05]  So everyone in that prison had their votes altered.
[00:30:08]  Sorry, jail.
[00:30:08]  She hasn't been charged yet, so she's not a criminal.
[00:30:11]  She's a citizen who's awaiting trial.
[00:30:16]  But what's the headline say there?
[00:30:20]  Suitcases and coolers rolled into Detroit voting center at 4 a.m., brought into secure counting area.
[00:30:26]  Or look at 1.5, where we see them throwing votes into the garbage.
[00:30:34]  Oh, he requested that.
[00:30:37]  See how they get us?
[00:30:39]  We're not allowed to.
[00:30:40]  No, but when you fuck with someone's social media and they're in journalism, you're fucking with their job.
[00:30:45]  Your job was to pull up things on social media.
[00:30:48]  They killed your account.
[00:30:49]  Now we can't communicate.
[00:30:51]  They're killing our free speech.
[00:30:54]  Go to one for Eric Trump talking about this obvious fraud.
[00:31:00]  I think I...
[00:31:02]  You think you what?
[00:31:04]  Can find it on.
[00:31:05]  Oh, no, no, no.
[00:31:06]  Go to 1-4.
[00:31:12]  I haven't had a shower today.
[00:31:13]  That's why my hair is.
[00:31:16]  My great wife, Laura.
[00:31:17]  We came to Pennsylvania today to meet with our legal teams.
[00:31:21]  It's very clear to us, and we've declared victory in Pennsylvania.
[00:31:25]  We're up by 400,000 votes with 86% of the precincts in.
[00:31:31]  86% that we have Republican votes still coming in from Trump country.
[00:31:35]  And the Democrats know that the only way that they can win this election is to cheat in Pennsylvania.
[00:31:39]  And we've seen it from day one.
[00:31:41]  We've seen it from day one.
[00:31:42]  We found ballots in drainage ditches.
[00:31:45]  They're not letting our poll watchers watch the polls.
[00:31:47]  They're not letting them inside.
[00:31:49]  There's video after video of them passing out collateral material in polling sites all over Philadelphia.
[00:31:56]  They're trying to cheat.
[00:31:57]  They're trying to cheat.
[00:31:58]  They have three by five printed big posters in polling locations all over the city saying to vote for Biden Harris, which is totally illegal.
[00:32:09]  They're passing out flyers.
[00:32:11]  The supervisors of elections, we have them on video, certain ones wearing literally Biden-Harris face masks in polling locations, which is totally illegal.
[00:32:23]  And now they won't let.
[00:32:24]  And we brought one great gentleman here with us today, Jeremy, who's a poll watcher down at the convention center.
[00:32:30]  They won't even let him watch as they count the ballots.
[00:32:33]  They put them behind a fence 40, 50 yards away where they actually can't see the counting happening.
[00:32:38]  Guys, this is fraud.
[00:32:40]  This is absolute fraud.
[00:32:41]  We've seen it in Philadelphia before.
[00:32:43]  They're trying to make a mockery of the election of this country.
[00:32:47]  My father is up by almost half a million votes in this state with 86% reported and plenty of red counties left to go.
[00:32:55]  Plenty of red counties left to go.
[00:32:57]  We're going to win Pennsylvania, but they're trying to cheat us out of it because they know it's their only path to victory.
[00:33:04]  They know it's the only path to victory.
[00:33:05]  And so we came here today.
[00:33:07]  We met with all our lawyers.
[00:33:08]  We are going to file suit in Pennsylvania.
[00:33:11]  It's a shame that we have to do that.
[00:33:13]  It's the last thing.
[00:33:14]  Pennsylvania was 64% for 16 hours.
[00:33:18]  They counted 5 million votes in 24 hours.
[00:33:20]  They can't count the rest of Pennsylvania.
[00:33:22]  Democracy.
[00:33:23]  And with that, I want to pass it off to the great Rudy Giuliani, who's really leading the legal effort.
[00:33:29]  We counted 130 million votes yesterday in five hours.
[00:33:34]  And now we're saying, sorry, we can't finish Nevada.
[00:33:37]  We can't finish.
[00:33:39]  Also, the way the House and the Senate, the Ashton Whitty posted this, that if it's so tight and split there, then why would...
[00:33:47]  So basically, people vote in for Biden for president, and then they're voting for Republican...
[00:33:54]  Like it's off.
[00:33:55]  Usually you go right down the ticket, Republican, but it's really close with the House and Senate, but then it's just in those same places.
[00:34:02]  It's all Biden.
[00:34:03]  Oh, I see.
[00:34:04]  Yeah, that's curious.
[00:34:06]  Nevada had 90% of these votes for two weeks, and yet the last 10%, they need days to count them all.
[00:34:14]  Here's why Biden is bad for America.
[00:34:17]  Okay, let's take commercial real estate, for example.
[00:34:20]  You buy a house, you buy a building for, say, $2 million.
[00:34:26]  You fix it up, you hire contractors, you make it nice, you sell it for $4 million a couple years later, right?
[00:34:32]  Now, you obviously have a lot of tax to spend.
[00:34:34]  You made a lot of money.
[00:34:36]  However, you can defer that tax if you buy a $4 million building.
[00:34:42]  That's a good rule.
[00:34:45]  And I think a lot of people who aren't entrepreneurs have trouble with Trump doing that because they go, he made $4 billion last year and he paid $750.
[00:34:52]  Yeah, he spent $4 billion.
[00:34:54]  That's all good for the economy.
[00:34:56]  You're keeping it in there.
[00:34:57]  So the reason we have that tax loop, if you want to call it that, is that guy now buys a $4 million building and now he has 50 contractors working there for two years, fixing it up, repinning it.
[00:35:09]  He's got all the fucking steam fitters and the nacho, the contractor doing the drywalling.
[00:35:19]  And those are all people being employed for years.
[00:35:23]  Those are all jobs.
[00:35:24]  Biden's going to kill that because, you know, the rich are so evil.
[00:35:27]  So now, not only will you not buy a new building with your extra money and continue to employ people, there's no incentive to even do the first deal because you're going to get fucking reamed.
[00:35:39]  And I know that I make more than your average bear.
[00:35:42]  And you may be annoyed by that if you aren't aware of what it's like to work at something for a quarter century.
[00:35:50]  But I'm up to 50% tax.
[00:35:53]  Now, what's my motive to continue to generate income?
[00:35:58]  What's my motive to build a new studio if you're going to increase that?
[00:36:02]  Like that MMA fighter, what's his name, Tito Ortiz?
[00:36:05]  He was like, what's at 62%?
[00:36:07]  What am I supposed to do?
[00:36:08]  Because that's what Biden's going to end up charging.
[00:36:11]  I'm just like, what's Moscow?
[00:36:13]  What's Russia today?
[00:36:15]  I bet it's 62%.
[00:36:19]  So that's why this election matters.
[00:36:21]  Now, the reason I'm celebrating and parting my buns off is because we did everything we could.
[00:36:27]  We won.
[00:36:28]  Trump is president.
[00:36:30]  Hey, that looks exactly like a rhino's body, doesn't it?
[00:36:33]  Oh, yeah.
[00:36:37]  Trump did his job.
[00:36:38]  We did our jobs.
[00:36:39]  We elected.
[00:36:39]  Yeah, but they cheated.
[00:36:40]  And then I always say to people, why can't we cheat?
[00:36:42]  And I can't remember who said this, but they go, because we're on the side of Jesus.
[00:36:47]  They're on the side of Satan.
[00:36:48]  Satan cheats.
[00:36:49]  We don't cheat.
[00:36:51]  Well, God, you better do something because these cheaters are doing very well for themselves.
[00:36:56]  Look at this shit.
[00:36:57]  I guess that's the fight.
[00:36:58]  This total contempt for society.
[00:37:01]  Like, you're supposed to feel guilty when you commit a crime.
[00:37:04]  You can visibly see the lack of guilt.
[00:37:11]  Monkeys have more guilt.
[00:37:13]  I had a place in Costa Rica once, and there was a mango sitting on like a little sort of a mini wall.

=== Kicking Out Freeloaders (02:23) ===

[00:37:19]  It was about this tall.
[00:37:20]  And I was talking to my girlfriend who's now my wife.
[00:37:23]  And a monkey came up.
[00:37:24]  I saw him behind my wife and he went, he went up and he went, and he grabbed the mango and ran away.
[00:37:30]  Like he knew stealing mangoes is wrong.
[00:37:32]  These people don't know throwing fucking ballots away is wrong.
[00:37:40]  Those are the type of monkeys?
[00:37:42]  See?
[00:37:45]  No, that's a white-faced monkey.
[00:37:47]  I was talking about a howler.
[00:37:48]  Ooh, fucking howler.
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