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Sept. 30, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Just vacation tonight.
I don't wanna lose your love tonight.
I ain't got any freshness over.
Proud of your boy.
Who was that again?
Outfield.
Outfield.
Song just sort of peters out, but it's a great as an intro song to a show, a fun party show called Get Off My Lawn.
Just talking to a journalist from the New York Times about all this hullabaloo.
This Proud Boys Hullabaloo.
This was, I think, the first Proud Boys shirt.
Late 2015, early 2016.
Yeah.
And that guy went kind of nuts.
A lot of these Proud Boys would get harassed by Antifa, and many of them just went.
Oh, the guy that made that, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember him.
Rich?
Yes.
Yeah.
He just contacted me today, coincidentally.
That's why I put the shirt.
Oh, cool.
Then there was the guy from Mastercraft.
What was that other band called that he was in?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
Death from above.
Okay, yeah.
He was dabbling his toes in, and then everyone freaked out.
And he went, I'm out, and I'm disavowing you.
Or that DJ Lars.
He was hanging out, making shirts.
Then he got harassed.
I'm out, and I disavow you.
He still wants to be pals.
He's like, is he still mad about the disavow thing?
I don't respond.
Is that him?
No.
I think that's him with the mustache, though, if you go down.
He's Scottish.
No, that's not him.
He's got a different name.
Today's book.
Oops.
I remember those guys.
Yeah.
Stabbed me in the back.
I said sorry.
But I'm stabbing you in the back.
These glasses are gay.
They just were there for the fun intro.
Life by Keith Richards.
Dude, get an editor.
Holy shit, this book is long.
There is about a chapter on his aunt.
When I say about, I mean roughly.
I get to hear about, where was he from?
Devon or something?
It was a really smoggy town where you'd have to follow the dogs to get home.
This is when he's like six.
There's plenty of shit in there before he's even touched a guitar.
Dude, the secret to good writing is kill your darlings.
This is not just all of his darlings, but all of his family's darlings and their relatives.
So the reason I like this book, though, is because a lot of us have been brainwashed by school to think we have to read a book from the beginning to the end and be quizzed on it.
You don't.
It's snacking.
You can read a chapter, please kill me, then don't touch it again for a year.
So what I do with this book is it's a good bathroom book.
And you can go find the Mick Jagger chapter.
That's probably what you want to do first, is his Beef with Mick Jagger.
And his Beef with Mick Jagger, spoiler alert, was that he said, all right, I guess you're going to go solo?
That's kind of weird.
I mean, we made a pack to be a band.
And then he looks on the stage and he sees they're doing Rolling Stone songs.
And there's like three guys there.
He called them, he calls himself Keith with an F. And he goes, there's like three Keefs there.
Why'd you want to stop the band and then make up three Keefs?
Obviously to get more money.
And his solo stuff sucked.
Did you ever hear that song?
Just work.
It was, we're looking at your screen, dumbass.
It was shot with green screens where everyone had a green exercise machine, like those jogging things.
We call those again?
Treadmills.
Treadmills.
A bunch of green treadmills.
And they run around town.
And this was the first video of its kind.
I think it was the first HD video or something.
It's called Just Another Night?
No.
Work, I said.
Yeah, I typed in work.
Mick Jagger, solo, work.
There it is.
That's it.
Let's work.
Okay.
Let's work.
Just dance.
This was actually considered a super advanced video.
Why didn't you just run down the highway?
I guess because you'd get killed.
Well, you could have like parsioned off that road and then just had drivers who were trained not to kill you.
You're jumping in the middle.
It's not that bad about Jam.
Not that I don't like music anymore.
I'm much more open-minded.
He makes fun of Mick for taking dancing lessons in this.
Anyway, it's a fun little book to nibble on, right?
But we're doing something unorthodox today.
We're doing a show, two shows.
So we're going to put this show out as soon as we possibly can.
Hopefully it's all one cut.
And then we're still going to do the live show tonight.
And that's because we can't really talk about news on the live show.
There's too much going on.
And we obviously had to talk about all this proud boy shit.
The president called us out last night.
The media is running with it as a white supremacy thing.
I'm getting harassed.
Phone calls.
My wife, my parents, my in-laws, all these threats because of the white power narrative, which is inescapable.
And it used to feel bad to be called a Nazi when the only other Nazis were bonafide Nazis.
You're like, I'm not with them.
They don't like me.
They threatened to kill me, actually.
But now that a Nazi is Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Kellyanne Conway, Betsy DeVos, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., you go, oh, so that word doesn't mean anything anymore.
You've diluted it to fuck all.
So now actually they're trying to change it to white supremacists.
They're trying to say, well, can we just white supremacist is bad?
What the Fuck is a white supremacist?
Someone who thinks whites are better than all other races?
I don't think I've ever come across one.
I've come across Asian supremacists, black supremacists, Korean supremacists, Puerto Rican supremacists.
You don't often hear whites saying, We're the number one race, we're the best.
I'm sure it's happened, but it's not really a thing.
And let me prove to you, it's not a thing.
If you were at a dinner party and you said any of the other supremacies, people go, oh, that's fun.
If you said, I am a white supremacist at a dinner party, you would not be invited back.
You may get the shit beaten out of you, or you may get stabbed.
At the very least, everyone will go ballistic, which is silly in and of itself, too, because imagine being so weak that concepts made you apoplectic.
I mean, pedophiles make me mad and I want to beat you up, but as far as other ideas, like Holocaust denial, I disagree.
Doesn't affect me.
Big deal.
I'd love to hear what you have to say about it.
I listened to homosexuals from when I moved out in 1988 to when I moved to the suburbs four years ago.
Gays, gays, gays.
That I find very weird.
To make out with a dude and put your dink in his bum.
This sounds very gay.
But I would hear about them and talk to them and go, okay.
Didn't make me crazy.
First debate, a brutal slug fest.
I haven't even read this yet.
The hate debate.
Don and Joe cage match.
A debate.
Yeah, that doesn't really roll off the tongue.
No.
Don and Joe cage match, anything but presidential.
President Trump and Joe Biden's.
I wonder if we can go to the Proud Boys thing.
It's always fun to see who takes their job seriously.
Like, CNN clearly doesn't.
I think a lot of the New York Times does.
That's why I talked to them this morning because I'm like, you guys, at least try.
Like, you don't call Antifa anti-fascist protesters.
And you don't say Proud Boys are a white nationalist or white supremacist.
You say far right, which still isn't true, but it's truer.
Let me skim down this.
I don't see any Proud Boys.
I think I'm a trained speed reader.
COVID, we saw that.
Huh.
Voters are the losers.
Trump, Biden, and moderator all fail, and voters are the losers.
Yeah, we said last night it was about 60-40, right?
I got a New York Times article here.
Are you talking about the Post?
You said post?
You said Times, but you're talking about the Post?
Well, I was clearly skimming the Post as it's the only newspaper I've ever brought to the studio in my life.
You did mention the Times, so I was like.
But I said I was skimming the post.
Clearly skimming the post.
I'll look online, but this is weird.
What?
Proud Boys.
Yeah, that's in my notes.
Okay.
That's coming up later.
New York Post.
We got some criticism about the live stream.
They said we talk too much.
I'm not really used to doing live streams.
I don't really understand how they go.
If I'm sitting here like this and we're watching something together, that just feels weird.
It reminds me of when I was 13 and you'd be on a call to a girl you liked.
She was babysitting.
And you'd be on the phone so long your ear would hurt.
And she'd start reading you a kid's book because the kids are asleep and she's bored.
And she starts reading you like Seaspot Run.
And you're like, I love you so much.
I can hear that.
Sounds kind of embarrassingly queer now that I look back on it.
But yeah, to sit with someone and just look at them, look at stuff.
Now, I understand we got to get some words out, but I thought we did an okay balance.
What do you think?
I thought we did great.
I mean, frankly.
We did great, but a lot of interrupting.
At a certain point, we said, let's talk over Biden, right?
Yes, that was a good point.
Talk over Biden only.
If we're going to be talking over each other, let's make sure we punish Biden the most.
But Trump should have let him hang himself.
I saw a really good article.
Shit, I hope I included this in my notes.
Okay, someone...
See, my problem with picking up my phone is I see people sending me texts from various message groups like, this is Gavin McInnes, founder of the Proud Boys, an incredibly dangerous group of toxic, bigoted, anger-fueled white supremacist men.
Trump knows exactly who he's speaking to.
This is the rhetoric they love.
I'm sure you know a Gavin in your life.
Trump supporters know they are supporting a racist.
They want to.
See, that's what I mean.
So I was insulted until you said we're supporting a racist by supporting Trump.
And then you go, all right, well, fuck off.
They want to.
If last night did anything for you, I hope it grounded you in what is actually at stake and how serious this really is.
I've been talking about coming to my house.
I don't know what they're going to do to my house.
Kill me, I guess.
So what was I talking about?
Oh, yeah, this really good article.
I hope this is in the notes.
It is poopadappa D. Sorry, this is not.
It's on realclearpolitics.com.
I used to hang out with that dude.
And it is Trump wins round one, barely.
And I mean, I could just pull a Ben Shapiro and just read the whole article.
Because it's just so good.
It just sums it up so well.
But we'll just...
His general point here.
Oh, it's fucking Conrad Black.
Holy shit.
That's the Canadian friend of faith and Ezra Levant.
Met him a couple times.
Awesome dude.
He went to prison for bullshit and is out now.
He was a mogul.
That guy.
Isn't that funny?
You read an article and you go, this seems unusually intellectual.
And then you realize, oh, it's a guy that I've read his work a million times and I'm a big fan of.
Cream really rises to the top no matter what you do to these bastards, no matter how many times you throw them in prison.
So sorry, go back to this story.
Let's just choose a random thing.
Uh-oh.
Read full article.
That's a weird trick, isn't it?
There was no clear winner to Tuesday's presidential election and the country was the loser.
President Trump could have won decisively If he had just followed Napoleon's famous advice not to interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
The moderator, Fox News channel's Chris Wallace, did an excellent, professional job, meh, largely without bias, meh, and undoubtedly more fairly than those who will conduct the next two debates, a fact.
But he didn't come down hard enough on the interruptions.
If Trump had just allowed Wallace to follow up on his queries of Biden, the former vice president would have stumbled badly.
Trump's irritating interruptions created an incoherent cacophony that enabled Biden to escape severe embarrassment.
I got to remember to put that in the show notes.
Although it's possible I did include it.
That is fair, though.
Very, very good points.
And I think the biggest problem with it was it was boring.
Medicare bores me to tears.
It's a really complicated system we need to come up with, and it should involve the free market.
I mean, but also protect people from the free market.
Like when I went to Montana, there was one doctor genius guy there, and he told me something that has haunted me ever since.
He said he has a private practice, but times are tough for a lot of doctors these days, believe it or not.
So a lot of them are going to work in hospitals.
When you work in a hospital, you're an employee of that particular, let's pretend it's a Dunkin' Donuts, right?
It's a franchise.
If you think that, say, Ryan Katsu Rivera, an outsider, would be great to treat your wart or whatever, these are all terrible analogies, then that's bad because he doesn't work at this hospital.
And they have a term for it.
It's called leaking.
So you're leaking as customers.
They're not customers.
Yes, they are.
Oh, no.
So these people go out and they, so what they do is they recommend, oh, you diswart guy, even though he's not as good as the other guy I know.
Now, when it's a private practice, you just, there's no, there's no incentive.
You just like, oh, we send him to the best guy, the best specialist.
But hospitals avoid leaking.
Anyway, see how complicated that is?
That's one little sentence that he said to me, and I've been scratching my beard ever since, wondering how to fix that.
So anyway, to bring it up in a debate, it was a bummer beginning, but there were some highlights.
Like 1-1.
This was, we talked about this last night, but it's worth checking out.
Walker swing.
Number two, Chris, number three.
They said it would take.
No.
Chris, Chris.
You need to watch this on future.
Number one, number two, Chris, number three.
They said it would take.
Techno, you're a number two.
No.
Chris.
He's interrupting himself.
Like, he's talking, and then he leans over to correct Joe and then gets back to his point.
He's going to get like two separate ears.
One, I'm talking to Chris.
Second of all, I'm listening to you.
Don't ask how I'm doing it.
And then this other, don't ever use the word smart with me was also great.
Oh, I love that one.
You used the word smart.
So you said you went to Delaware State, but you forgot the name of your college.
You didn't go to Delaware State.
You graduated either the lowest or almost the lowest in your class.
Don't ever use the word smart with me.
Don't ever use that word.
Oh, give me your break.
Because you know what?
There's nothing smart about you, Joe.
47 years you've done nothing.
You used the word smart?
That was another good line you said.
You said you want to.
I've done more in 47 months than you've done in 47 years.
He's lucky that it's been 47 months.
Exactly.
Yeah, true.
Charlie Kirk had an interesting summary.
I don't like people shitting on Charlie Kirk.
It's like the cool thing to do with America First.
He's a major asset to the right.
Stop this infighting.
Don't punch right.
Hey, everybody.
I'm sure you all saw the debates of President Donald Trump versus Chris Wallace and Joe Biden.
I think the president really held his own.
He made some phenomenal points about the brutality of these lockdowns.
I think the president was right to call up Hunter Biden and his Eastern European prostitution trafficking scheme where he got $3.5 million.
I'm seeing a lot of people, though, posting on social media saying, Donald Trump didn't denounce white supremacy.
This is a lie.
It was a chaotic moment.
President Trump was being attacked and ambushed by two people at once.
So let's just read the transcript, right?
Let's read the transcript.
Chris Wallace, are you willing tonight to condemn white supremacists and militia groups?
Trump, sure.
Wallace, and to say that they need to stand down and not add to the violence in a number of these cities that we saw in Kenosha and we've seen in Portland?
Well, first of all, before it go any further, it is BLM Inc.
and the left-wing groups that are doing this, not right-wing groups.
Anyway, President Trump answered it correctly.
Sure, I'm prepared to do it.
But I would say almost everything I see is from left-wing, not from the right-wing.
I'm willing to do anything.
I just want peace.
Wallace.
Well, then do it, sir.
Biden, do it.
Say it.
Trump.
Well, what do you call them?
Give me a name.
Wallace, white supremacists and right-wing militias.
At the same time, Biden says, proud boys.
Trump says, okay, proud boys, stand back, stand by.
But I'll tell you what, somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
And I will go back and repeat.
Are you willing tonight to condemn white supremacists and militia groups?
Sure.
Are you willing to say they need to stand down?
Sure.
I'm prepared to do it.
Then do it, sir.
Then do it.
Sure.
That's the transcript.
People are lying about the president intentionally.
Did you read the transcript?
I want to get back to Charlie Kirk later, but we've now gotten to the reason why we're doing two shows today because we had to talk about this.
It's the number one topic in America right now.
There was a kind of a smoke bomb that went off.
A sort of a flare with that line of questioning.
And it was white supremacist, white supremacist.
What group?
White supremacist, white supremacists.
What?
Stand, stand, which one?
White supremacist, white supremacist, stand down, stand back, which sure.
It sentifa's the problem.
That's what happened.
So what they do, they're like gypsy pickpockets in Italy.
They come around and they go, oh, sad, sad, many, many.
And while the little gypsy kids are looking up at you, yelling, the other ones are picking your pockets.
So when gypsies come up to you anywhere in Europe, hold on to your fanny pack, hold on to your wallet, hold on to your little hidden wallet, because they are not, this is not meant to be listened to.
Monkeys do it too, by the way.
They've got a great peer group.
A monkey, if you have a bag of peanuts in India, he'll come at you screaming and you go, what the fuck?
And you'll go like this.
And there's one in the tree who grabs it and they both take off.
That's what they did.
Joe Biden and Chris Wallace are gypsy monkeys.
And they did a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And the press, and they did this knowing the press would run with it.
And that's exactly what they did.
All of these.
CNN, I think, was the worst.
Have I got that here?
Did I not number these?
No.
The wire.
Where's the CNN one?
A friend of mine got some.
Was it Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo?
They're doing what?
Talking about Proud Boys.
I mean, they're kind of lengthy clips, but he's got about three of these, and then one of them with Kamala Harris at the end.
She reacts.
When the president of the United States went on that debate stage, he showed us exactly who he is.
We've known it all along.
He has said all along, we've known.
When people show you who they are, who they are, believe them, this president is insulting.
He is a racist, and it came out tonight.
This is what it had to be.
Couldn't he condemn the Proud Bullets?
Couldn't he condemn?
No.
Racism?
Racism?
No.
This is a base election for the Trump campaign.
I know this.
I know for all of the enemy of the state, I've never had better access to an administration for a campaign than I do with the Trump organization.
And they wanted him to be aggressive.
And you'll hear people say, oh, they didn't want him this aggressive.
Yes, they did.
This is a base election.
And he gave the base what they needed.
They didn't want to condemn the crowd.
They want him to be that way.
Well, so are the base white supremacists?
Yeah, of course.
Is the subtext there that America is fundamentally racist and it's the base?
You get the subtext here, right?
The base, the bottom, the bottom of the barrel, the blue-collar scumbags.
The base.
The plumbers.
Ew, they get poo on their shoes.
The sanitation guys picking up garbage bags.
Ugh, imagine how they smell after a shift.
They're at the bottom.
We need them.
You know, a statue needs a pedestal.
It needs that big, stupid lump of cement to hold the upper class and the middle class, the real America.
But they need this base.
And the base, of course, are racist because they hate being part of this statue and being stuck there in a big thing of cement.
They go, fuck you, rich black people.
Meanwhile, the black people are poor too.
They're down there in the same neighborhoods.
But he appeals to his base.
The Proud Boys are his racist base.
Hello, you've got a base.
So do you have another one of those clips?
Those were pretty interesting.
The readiness to act.
Oh, Joe Biggs.
Oh, this was huge.
Look at this.
So Joe Biggs goes, this is fucking kick-ass.
He's basically saying, go fuck them up.
So then Mike Baker, who's this pussy from Seattle, who works at the, I think, the New York Times now or something, he's a little kid.
He's like 33.
He's got one kid.
He's one of those doting dads who's like, I'm a dad.
And he goes, the Proud Boys are ecstatic about being mentioned in the debate tonight.
And then they show Joe Biggs' thing.
And this is interesting.
Like, you can see Enrique Tario there, but I've noticed with the retweeting and buzzfeed and all the attention, it's all on Joe.
And say there was like a presidential hierarchy in Proud Boys right now.
It would be Enrique president, Joe vice president, Rufio, Speaker of the House.
Why are you always ignoring the top guy?
Because he's brown and Joe is white.
Joe almost died for this country.
He was in a Humvee that exploded with an IED.
He went flying through the air.
He had a pen next to him and he watched it rotate in slow motion because your senses are so amped up.
Bang!
Lies on his side, crawls out, shooting at jihadists.
Gets in another Humvee.
It gets attacked.
He got a purple heart for that.
And Joe Biden said, this is Trump's America.
I wish.
I wish Joe Biggs represented every American because he's willing to die for this country.
These fucking dummies.
Look at this.
Do you want to show the clip then?
Kamala.
I heard what we all heard.
What's on her neck, dude?
What is that?
She's wearing a skin skirt?
You know, people talk about, is he dog whistling?
Dog whistling through a bullhorn is what he's doing.
God.
What's the other one?
She looks tragic.
There's a seven-minute one where they go on about.
Moderator to tell right-wing extremists to step down.
He says, well, who?
Who?
Give me a name.
Like he doesn't know any white supremacists.
You don't know any names?
You need me to give you one?
They say the KKK, the neo-Nazis.
And Biden, I think, said, the proud boys.
Okay?
They say, the proud boys, what do you say to them?
Listen to his answer.
Are you willing tonight to condemn white supremacists and militia groups and to say that they need to stand down and not add to the violence in a number of these cities as we saw in Kenosha and as we've seen in Portland?
Are you prepared to do that?
Wait a minute.
So Trump never even did.
We're not...
Proud Boys are not white nationalists, but Trump didn't even say that.
Right.
They said, are you willing?
So they sort of said, assuming Proud Boys are white nationalists, would you tell them to stand down?
And he said, yes, stand down.
It was all one big lump.
This wasn't great for Proud Boys, by the way.
No.
Was it militia groups, white-wing, you know?
Like, Michelle Monkin goes, big day for you.
And Cassandra Fairbanks was like, wow, this must feel great and stuff.
I would have liked a more clear Proud Boys are not white supremacists.
I would say almost everything I see is from the left wing, not from the right.
What do you say?
I'm willing to do anything I want to see people do it, sir.
Say it, do it, say it.
You want to call them, what do you want to call them?
Give me a name.
White supremacists and white supremacy and white proposition.
Stand back and stand by.
But I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left because this is not a right-wing problem.
This is a levy eye, Director.
This is a left-you know.
I mean, you'd think I was talking about some existential nuance about the id or what is the soul.
And I think, therefore, I am.
And sometimes, are we in the physical force, or is this just what our six senses perceive?
You think this is like some really complex celestial concept that deserves to be explained again and again.
And it makes sense that doeheads like Chris Cuomo wouldn't get it.
New York Post doesn't get it either.
This is bad.
Uh-oh.
We have to abandon the post.
Who are the Proud Boys?
The gang-like extremist group was founded in the lead-up to Trump 26.
Said the Proud Boys would do so.
Kill you, blah, blah, blah.
Bill the Butcher and the Bowery boys, we will assassinate you.
Oh, my God.
Radio appearances?
Inaccurate.
To join recruits to take an oath, blah, blah, blah.
Barred from masturbating once a month.
Banned.
Oh, watch out for those paintball guns.
That's Alan Sweeney, the nut bar that was never in Proud Boys.
Keep going.
Hey, there's one.
The group claims McInnes rose to fame as co-founder of Vice magazine alongside blah, blah, blah.
He's since turned to podcasting to promote his conservative ideology and has appeared, blah, blah, blah, like Joe Rogan.
He's drawn criticism of his statements, including a condemnation of Canada's Center for Israel and Jewish Affairs.
10 Things I Hate About Jews, in which he said Israelis are obsessed with the Holocaust.
What was this?
Keep going down.
The camera's in white.
McKinnis lives in West House County.
He's a whining statement about the treatment he's received since my family's been attacked, and so are my friends.
I've whined.
Are you allowed to say whined in a news article?
I bet this is written by a chick.
Keep going down.
The pro-Trump...
Wait, you went up too high.
The Pro-Trump Men's Club.
I started.
The Proud Boys have been rounded up, arrested, facing serious felonies for daring to defend themselves against the radical left.
Not just my circle of conservative Christians, seemingly countless businesses and careers have been destroyed by this group, he added.
McInnis claimed to have quit the group after a number of members were arrested.
I told my legal team, law enforcement, and the gesture could help alleviate their sentencing.
Fine, at the very least, this will show jurors we're not dealing with a gang.
There's no head of operations.
We are not an extremist groups.
We do not have ties with white nationalists.
Start.
Oh, sparked a brawl.
I brandished it a sword.
Unbelievable.
Sparked a street brawl.
Unbelievable.
With leftists.
Yeah, we made them sparkling.
Yeah, we sparked a street brawl when they threw piss at us.
McKinnis brandished a sword at demonstrators.
A broken plastic toy sword, but okay.
Members of the gang have appeared at a number of extremist gatherings, including Unite the Right.
Jesus H Christ.
Keep going down.
Could you sue?
This is all patently false.
The SPLC noted in a report in the Proud Boys that despite McKinnis' claim the group is not a white supremacist organization, he himself espouses white supremacist tropes.
Keep going down.
McInnis plays a duplicitous rhetorical game, rejecting white nationalism and, in particular, the term alt-right, while espousing some of its central tenets.
For example, McInnes has himself said it's fair to call him Islamophobic.
Yes.
All dogs are mammals.
All cats are mammals.
All dogs are not cats.
I guess I have Islamophobia in common with the radical right.
What the fuck does that mean?
Who wrote that?
Ben Furherd.
Let me see.
Now let's put him in Google image.
Put his name in quotes.
Remember I taught you that?
Yes.
Let me select this linky name.
So you're going to not be able to avoid getting the date, so you just cut that out when you Google it.
True.
Let's put some quotes on this, but you can't.
Let's put some quotes on it.
Yep.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Is it this boy?
He's a child.
You see what I've noticed with the New York Post?
Oh, he's Canadian.
Is he Canadian?
The New York Post sees their sort of municipal stuff as low-lying fruit, so they give it to interns and newbies, little kids.
Does he write for the Daily Beast, too?
Oh, that's a great sign.
Yeah, I've noticed that, too, with a lot of these Prowboys coverage.
I guess because they go, it's young people, it's hipsters.
Let the kids handle it.
Look at this headline, 2.5.
Shocking.
It's shocking how, as Charlie Kirk pointed out, they can be fed something, and the second they hear it, they just hear the opposite.
Six takeaways from the off-the-rails debate.
And then in it, they go, the section ended, there's a section here, scroll down.
Trump doesn't condemn white supremacists.
What?
Like, this is just, CNN is as bad as Daily Beast.
The section ended with Trump flatly refusing to condemn white supremacy when asked to do so by Wallace and Biden.
Stand back and stand by, he said, to the white supremacist militia group, Proud Boys, in a moment reminiscent of his response to white supremacist march in Charlottesville.
Like, not even close to true, guys.
God.
Here's what I take away from this.
This is what Joe Biden thinks.
And it's pretty clear when you go through this as obsessively as I have in the past 12 hours.
Or sorry, more than that.
One, in his mind, Proud Boy, and a lot of these minds, right?
Chris Cuomo, CNN, Daily Beast, The Left, DNC, my fucking wife's friends.
Proud boys are the same as the Tiki Torch guys.
Like, because Enrico was there covering it with his GoPro, he's now, was it, now that becomes, was it Charlottesville?
And now that's marching with a Tiki Torch.
So those guys, according to the left, are indistinguishable from Proud Boys, which is ridiculous, right?
You can't take all your enemies and put them in the Nazi box.
But they do.
And is it because they're dumb or because it's effective?
Yes, both.
So one, he thinks the Tiki Torch guys are indistinguishable from Patriot Prayer, from Three Percenters, from the Tea Party, if they were still around, all white supremacists, all at Charlottesville, all bad news.
Okay?
So that's one block group.
And you know what's ironic about this?
Every time they have a criticism about us, they end up being guilty of it.
Like when you think about the way they all accept these radical politics, like Antifa, BLM, Kamala Harris, like top to bottom, what?
Pedos.
Pedos.
They're cool with pedos.
They do have this one block.
So it is fair to lump them together.
The far right hates Proud Boys.
They call us race-mixing kite lovers and faggots.
But anyway, so that's one.
Number two, he assumes that this big block all love Trump.
That's his base.
The Nazis hate Trump because he's pro-Israel and all his kids are with Jews and his kids are Jews.
Ivanka converted to Orthodox Judaism.
So they don't like that.
So no, they're not all Trump sports.
They're not his base.
And then three, because he thinks that there is fan base, Trump won't disavow them.
Trump won't disavow the groups that aren't Nazis.
Three percenters, all these militia guys, he's not disavowing them.
They're good old-fashioned patriots, vets, cops, tradesmen.
The Nazis?
Well, then why wouldn't he disavow them?
He did.
He does.
He's done it 50 times.
It's become a sort of shoot at your feet and make you dance thing that's gone too far.
Do you think Black Lives Matter?
Yeah, say it.
Black Lives Matter.
Say it louder.
You know what?
No.
Oh, you don't think Black Lives Matter?
No, I'm just, I'm not your fucking little marionette.
Don Jr. kind of pussied out talking about it.
1-6.
All you have to do is say they're not Nazis.
Pretty simple.
And then add, why don't you add when you're at it?
White supremacy is incredibly rare.
It says common as albino skateboarders.
Don, here's a good idea.
And if you, by the way, if he said that, you know the Daily Beast next day would have five albino skateboarders who are kicking ass and taking names and think Donald Trump Jr. can fuck off because they exist.
People care about black and white hate groups.
Proud Boys is considered a hate group.
Your father told them tonight this, stand down and stand by.
He didn't just condemn white supremacist groups.
And what does he mean by stand by?
What is that?
I don't know what stand by.
He said to stand down.
He said he'd more than happy to condemn them.
I know.
And I don't know if that was a miss spook, but he was talking about having them stand down.
Isn't that really good?
Did he just call them?
Do you think color miss a spook?
It's probably misses.
Donald, the term spook is like from the 30s.
Right.
Jesus Christ.
When you call a woman miss, it makes them feel old.
Yeah.
You're trying to be feminist or something, but they're not.
The term is African-American woman of color.
Joe Biden is continually able to talk about the Charlottesville hoax, take a fragment of a quote, the media will run with it as though it's the gospel, and pretend that it's true.
And anyone who's reasonable, anyone who watches the entire thing, understands that we know how to hear his community.
That wasn't as bad as I remembered it, actually.
You know what they kept doing?
Chris kept asking Biden, Trump first, and then Biden second, and then Biden would say something that Trump will just not let go.
Because if you don't say something, like he's like, yeah, you did this.
And if he doesn't say anything, then it's like a fact.
And now all these people in America think that that's a fact because Trump didn't say anything back to it, you know?
Do you hate the KKK?
What?
Why would we say it?
I hate the KKK.
So you don't advocate for them lynching.
Like, what?
Just, it's, because what about other lynchers who are just joining the KKK or might join?
I don't, what, they're bad.
What?
Like, what is this?
Trump says, what is this when asked about lynching?
Like, it's the smoke bomb.
It's the monkeys and the smoke bomb.
Gavin McInnes calls Gail King a monkey.
No, stop.
And not a smoke show, but a smoke bomb.
Should go through my parlor for a sec.
I was really on fire last night.
This Gavin's on fire.
I should get an elephant.
We should have a studio elephant.
That would be great.
They get so big, though.
And the poo.
Yeah, the poo.
Oh, this was fantastic.
Tommy Robinson goes, when you know you're right over the target.
Stephen Colbert drags Trump for refusing to condemn the Prowboys.
One of the most upsetting moments of my lifetime.
I think Colbert's always lost the plot.
I think he was really political.
You know what's happening with him?
So they did a show.
Him, Amy.
What's her name?
Sedaris.
And Paul Thomas Hopkins.
Fuck.
Paul F. Paul W. F. Tompkins.
No, no, not Paul F. Tompkins.
That's a Mr. Show guy.
Paul Donello.
Oh, Paul Donello, Stephen Colbert, Amy Sederis, did this show.
Probably the greatest show of all time called Strangers with Candy.
A brilliant show about an old haggard slut who was a cokehead whore and ended up in prison and decided to go back to high school at the age of 40.
And it's just genius.
And I think Colbert, when he got his awesome gig, Paul Danello from Strangers, he said, Paul, I got a job for you.
We grew up together.
We did improv.
We were broke.
You want to in?
He probably offered Amy a job too.
And I think Paul feels so bad about this job and how awesome it is that he overdoes it.
So Stephen Colbert's monologues now, and this monologue about the Proud Boys is a case in point, are so verbose that they're impossible to understand.
I think he thinks he's being eloquent, but it's really just this fucking gobbledygook pile of words.
Did you just call me a gobbledygook?
Come on, man.
This is a slur sentence.
Anyway, we'll dig that up in a second because you're listening to it like with a thesaurus going, who wrote this for you?
And in his hyperbole.
So anyway, Tommy Robinson says that means we're right over the target.
Number one subject in America.
Second time this week.
Saturday, we were number one.
Next.
Oh, that was Cassandra Fairbank.
Don't throw the people under the bus.
I dig it.
She's not lying.
Proud boys are an extreme far-right group in the same way as I am the reincarnation of Hitler.
Never conform to left-wing speech codes.
Mainstream media are the enemy of the people.
Milo, Proud Boys celebrate after Trump's callout.
The Proud Boys pledge allegiance to President Trump.
Like, just devoid of humor.
Trump basically said, go fuck them up.
This makes me so happy.
This is the way Joe Biggs talks.
And they're like, it's a decree by Mike Baker that is then retweeted by the fucking former vice president.
This is.
He typed this.
This is Trump's America.
I hate that this.
I hate this.
I hate this.
Now this.
That's a good shirt.
I hate this.
what's 2-0 he's also obsessed with jacob wall isn't it fun how uh censored.tv is in the news so much?
In the ethos.
Joe Biggs is being retweeted by the ex-vice president.
Jacob Wall is all over the news every week.
Proud Boys are number one topic.
Can we get some more subscribers, please?
And then 2-1.
Oh, someone who was with Trump had a meltdown.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let me cover that.
Like, what's that got to do with hate, Will?
He's just a DNC cheerleader.
That's what these people are.
They are publicists.
They are PR.
They're in public relations.
They're not journalists.
They're sad, lonely people with shitty lives who work for the DNC because it makes them feel better about themselves.
They want to pretend that the rest of us are Nazis, the ones who rejected them, the ones who gave them wedgies in high school, the ones who have kids and wives and happy families and go skiing.
They're probably Nazis.
All three of them had to get together to write this long article.
Look how long that is.
It's a one-scroller.
Does he have a Nazi thing?
Proud boys, blah, blah, blah.
See, we used to have a lawyer who would tell them all that we're going to sue them if they say Nazi or white supremacists.
And then they harassed him and his parents until he went cuckoo.
And then they brought up his cuckoo-ness.
Okay, so they're defending outside the debate, go to the bottom.
Yeah.
They haven't said white supremacist.
Go down more?
Wait, what was that red thing you just made?
Yeah, so white supremacist violence makes up the...
Yeah, that's boring and a lie.
It's funny how people...
That's the leader of Joe Biggs.
Untrue?
It's funny how all of this, the most violent, most danger comes from white nationalists.
They're still saying that after four months of arson and the most expensive damage in America's history.
Watch those Nazis.
They're way worse.
Keep going.
Yeah, I don't think they're saying gang or Nazi.
You keep highlighting things that have nothing to do with what I'm looking for.
Keep going down.
I could search the whole article for the word Nazi, though.
Yeah, go to the top.
Maybe it'll be at the top.
Down right-wing extremist groups.
The Daily Beast is more accurate.
Wait.
There's one word Nazi in the whole thing.
Wait, on the global stage front of my children, I was going to have a chance to come with and give it.
No, that's just someone else quoting.
Oh, that's the only mention of Nazi.
Oh, no, but they...
So that's pretty bad because they're quoting someone who said, who are they talking about?
Jones.
Who's Jones?
Oh, they're quoting CNN.
Who's the Jones?
Sorry, folks.
We should have done our work in advance.
There was a lot to cover here.
Let's see.
Just search Jones.
Van Jones.
The source of all things true.
But go to 2.6.
The New York Times used the smokescreen monkey thing too.
If you click on that, they say, asked whether he condemned white supremacists and military groups, Trump demured and then said, proud boys, stand back and stand by.
So you cut out the middle part.
Hey, do you support white supremacists?
Cut out this part.
I don't know what you mean.
You'd have to be specific.
The way you define white supremacists is not the way I do.
I think of them as like actual Nazis.
You're like anyone who's right wing.
Tell me the group and I'll tell you what I think about them.
Because if it's patriot prayer, you got the wrong guys.
Okay, proud boys.
Oh, proud boys, stand back, stand by.
That's how I feel about that particular group.
Cut out the middle, and we have, do you support white supremacists?
Proud boys, stand by.
Why do you beat your wife?
It's like high school level obfuscation.
Oh, did I show you the article that said it was the most expensive in history?
2-2?
The New York Times guy didn't believe me.
Alright.
I think we can do the mailbag.
Nice.
Let's head to the mailbag.
We gotta get this short.
I think you should make...
You know how we want to start having highlights?
I think that you should make that a highlight.
The thing I just did about cut out the middleman.
Careful with monkey talk.
Here's a letter that I posted because it didn't come into the normal mailbag.
Hey, Gavin Ryan, I wish I had the sound bite, but Dennis Prager finally acknowledged the Proud Boys after last night's epic debate moment.
He said something to the effect of, some people claim Proud Boys are racists.
I have never seen anything to that effect.
Yeah, that's another good point.
Like, it's all claims of Islamophobia and stuff.
Or you were associated with one.
And then the occasional time they come up with, like, someone saying something terrible, it's a guy who lost his mind and was booted.
Or who snuck in, like Jason Kessler or Alex Sweeney, and were summarily booted.
Like, show me Enrique Tario or Joe Biggs doing a racist act.
The amount of boomers and wet Republicans, this is no longer Prager being quoted, this is back to her, the amount of boomers and wet Republicans that listen needed to hear that.
I hope and bet that Proud Boys are going to explode with popularity and support soon.
P.S. Your reaction was priceless.
Love, a happy housewife.
You can say my name, say my name, Holly Lucas.
A nice lady.
I said it before and I'll say it again.
2020 is an IQ test.
You can sit, like 2016, I would correct people.
I have a video I put out on Rebel.
It said, Proud Boys are not racist.
Proud Boys are not racist.
Proud Boys are not racist.
It was worth it back then.
Now, you're dealing with people who are prejudiced.
The left are bigots.
So it's a religion to them.
It's a faith.
They're pre-judged, prejudiced.
You're pre-judged.
So you can do, look at that guy, Ibrahim XLR or whatever.
He just went on a big diatribe about how adopting black kids doesn't make you racist.
In fact, it is racist.
Because what you're doing is you're taking that child away from his black parents.
What?
Babies are stolen?
And you're raising them in what you think is a superior.
Actually, this was in my notes, but we didn't get to it.
Where is it?
2-9.
You're raising them in what you think is a superior environment.
No, it's an orphan that was going to die.
I'm not trying to inject whiteness into it.
This is old news now, but he's talking about the new Supreme Court chick.
Some white colonizers adopted black children.
They civilized these savage children in superior.
Oh, so what he's doing is he's, I guess he's talking about babies that were stolen like 200 years ago.
And he's showing that Barrett's basically the same.
Because these black academics love to do that.
They take something modern, like microphones, and then they show you that someone used to take a cylindrical thing and smash a slave in the face with it.
So by you going like this, you're linking back to that tradition in slavery.
You have a myopic obsession with the past, my friend.
But anyway, go back.
God, imagine hanging out with him.
Don't think it would be fun?
Holy shit.
That would be a good Olympic challenge to have to have dinner with him and talk about Trump.
Some white colonizers adopted black children.
They civilized these savage children in the superior ways of white people while using them as props in their lifelong pictures of denial, while cutting the biological parents of these children out of the picture of humanity.
Wow.
So Barrett adopted black kids.
Wait, keep going with that thread.
And whether she's doing that or not is irrelevant.
It's a belief too many white people have.
If they have her adopted a child of color, then they can't be racist.
Yes.
I have that belief.
He doesn't like it because he can't call them racist then.
He's like, I don't like racist.
All they had to do was live with another human being and raise it with love, money, and food.
G-Dog and El Presidente del Fagzone.
Can you explain the Proud Boy's reasoning behind how did Western men create the modern world?
Thanks, Dan.
All right.
Well, this book, How the Scots Invented the Modern World, is where I got the idea by Arthur Herman.
But I thought it leaves out a lot of great stuff about Australia and England and the rest of the Western world.
So when you add this book to this book, The Death of the West, you end up with the West invented the modern world.
What is the modern world?
The West invented the idea of separating church and state.
The West invented the Industrial Revolution.
The West invented the idea of American freedom, where you come here, you work hard, we don't care what race you are.
That's the irony of Western chauvinism being called racist, because a huge part of Western culture is saying, we don't care who you are, rich or poor, black or white, whatever.
Come here, embrace our values, work hard, and you're in.
If you want to move to England, be an Englishman.
Assimilate.
And we're all in this together.
Anyway, you can check out those two books if you're still confused.
How the Scots Invented Canada?
That's true, too.
Interesting.
What was that?
Michelle Malkin, who built that cover?
Oh, I thought you were going to go to that, too.
It's weird how they made it look conservative.
It's an apolitical book.
This is from Josh.
I'm a subscriber to both Censored and Blazed.
I watched both of your shows.
I chose to watch your debate stream first because on crowders, they often go on rants or silly joke strands so long you miss important parts of the debate.
I appreciate your rule of mostly only talking over Biden.
That was young Jap Regan's contribution.
Very true.
Who cares what he has to say anyway?
Also, they usually don't stream the whole debate and play it very quietly because YouTube keeps taking down their live streams for fake copyright strikes.
So yeah, it's a live debate stream, but the debate is more of a backdrop than a focal point.
While their show is entertaining, I appreciate that you did it differently.
Additionally, as far-fetched as it would be, it would be great if you could get then to jump ship, get them to jump ship to censored.tv so I can stop paying.
That's a great idea.
I never thought of that.
Let's just get Steven Crowder on our network.
We never asked.
Let's also get Michelle Malkin, Tucker Carlson.
Sure.
And who else should we get?
Ooh, Fleckis.
And Elad knows nothing or whatever.
Barely informed.
Barely informed.
Yep.
Based in LA.
We'll get him.
We should have Elijah Riot.
You know, Barstool is pretty cool too.
Let's get Barstool.
The whole thing or just Portnoy?
Let's get the Zone too.
D-A-Z-N.
We can show fights.
Nice.
That's a crazy disaster.
Great idea.
Or Vice?
We just make Vice cool.
Let's get Vice.
I still own them.
Bunch of slap-jawed fans.
As far-fetched as it would be.
See, this is the problem with letters and with comments in general online.
When you're dealing with strangers, you're often dealing with a 13-year-old.
And this is why it's so dumb to get mad about comments online, because you might be dealing with a child.
I hate the term hater.
Sometimes the complaints will be false.
That means someone who was mean to me on the internet, and it could be a 10-year-old, so drop it.
G-Dog is watching Mr. Show the other day, and they do this bit that is a lot like a joke I've heard you tell a bunch before.
It's from episode one, season four.
It's the opening sketch.
Bob is playing a narc who's wearing a wire while they're buying weed.
When David finds out Bob's explanation for him wearing a wire is that it's cold outside and it's basically just electric underwear.
Then he pulls out two tickets from his pockets and says something along the lines of, that reminds me of electric underwear is playing at a show tonight.
You want to go?
This is like your Mercury Lounge joke.
I may have stolen it.
I may have stolen that joke.
I didn't knowingly steal it, but I may have stolen it.
ABC says proud boys are white chauvinists.
Go to 128.
P.S. Will someone please explain to Gary that holding a job means showing up on time, dressing appropriately?
No, no, no, no.
Turn it out, Gene.
The guy acts like he's fucking homeless.
Yeah.
That's what we're going for.
Go to 128.
Robin, that was the low point of the debate.
I believe that may have been the low point of your entire campaign.
The president was asked to condemn white supremacists generally, and then he was asked to specifically condemn a group called the Proud Boys.
Now, the Proud Boys are a racist group known to provoke violence on the streets.
They call themselves white chauvinists.
This is an easy thing to do.
He not only did not condemn them, he didn't even criticize them.
And unfortunately, Robin, it's really part of a problem, part of a pattern that we've seen with Donald Trump.
We've seen for years.
We've seen for over a decade.
He's been blowing tons of money on lawyers and getting apologies from all these fucking people.
Frankly, racist.
You know, it goes in like James O'Keefe does it, and it works great for him.
He's got his wall of shame.
But I did it for a while.
It's like 500 to 1,000 bucks.
And then what do I get?
I get an apology.
Is it a tweet?
I mean, everyone who knows, everyone who's remotely curious knows the truth.
What do you think about this wire thing, this Biden wire?
Oh, yeah, we didn't talk about that.
I think it's Malarkey.
I think it's Malarkey, too.
I think he's got some weird bracelets.
It could be a crease.
Oh, wait.
That I didn't see.
I saw something coming from his hand.
On his wrist.
No, it wasn't.
He went in there.
He scratched it.
I mean, I don't rule anything out anymore.
My gut says we're overreacting and it's Malarkey and it makes us look like conspiracy theorists.
But I have to admit, last night, he was all over the place.
Clown.
Shut up.
An annoying wreck.
And then there were moments where he would just like look into the camera and say, four score and seven years ago and become this amazing president who totally nails it.
And his eyes were like fixated like this.
Right.
So I guess I'm like 50-50 on it.
What about the wrist one?
You didn't see the wrist one, right?
What's the wrist one?
Look at that.
Now, it could be some weird bracelet.
But I saw a video of this, not just pictures.
They're saying it's not true.
That's what they're saying.
That does look weird, though.
Is that where you keep your pens?
Yeah, I didn't even see the crease of the shirt.
That's not good for your shirt, dude.
You're saying an IV or a fucking...
Ooh, IV.
Oive.
Oh, yeah, it's probably one of these.
Probably what?
Yeah, I thought it was a bracelet, too.
But what is it?
They're saying it's a bracelet.
Like a rosary.
Oh, rosary.
Yeah.
Huh.
That makes a lot more sense.
Yeah.
The rosary, I mean.
Wayne Dupree also tweet about it.
Hello, Dolce and Gabbana.
I have two suggestions, if you will.
The first, remove the swirling effect in the news section and make the thumbnail smaller.
Okay, swirling effect.
I guess we have a new...
She's talking about the new look of censored.tv.
Yeah, when you hover, it swirls.
Nothing wrong with that.
People don't like it.
One person doesn't like it?
One people.
I think it's fun.
And make the thumbnail smaller.
The second is that it would be cool to have a playlist and a music streaming service divided for argument episodes.
BLM, Riot, Skinheads.
I discovered so many cool tracks thanks to you.
Thanks in advance, 88 Lovers.
Hugs from Italy.
That sounds racist.
88 Lovers.
What the hell does that mean?
Oh, the number 88?
Uh-oh.
I don't know what that is.
Six categories Wallace said would be covered.
The topics Wallace said would be covered.
Their records, Supreme Court, COVID, economy, race slash violence, election integrity.
Under what category did Wallace question about Trump's taxes fit in?
That was another funny one, too.
Like we talk about how Trump thinks, Biden thinks that Patriot Prayer is the same as Tiki Torch is the same as Proud Boys because he's fucking ignorant.
But he also said, show them your taxes, Donald Trump.
Who will clean your toilet, Donald Trump?
Oh, no, that's Kelly Osborne.
We can't say that.
We've all seen his taxes, Joe.
Pick up the newspaper.
What fucker said that?
John wants us to look at Trump debating Ricky.
Me and Julian could definitely take care of the Cyrus thing.
It's just that, number one, we're on probation, which is no big deal, but, you know, I don't really want to go back to jail.
And number two or three or whatever number we're on.
No, you're number two.
Excuse me, Chris Wayne.
Number two.
Chris, number three.
They said they would take it.
No, you're number two.
No.
I really didn't think that debate was going to happen, so I was excited it happened.
Okay.
Did you think it wasn't going to happen?
Like, what was the possibility of it actually him and him being in that room?
Ricky?
No, Biden and Trump.
With Rogan?
No, Biden versus actually the debate with Trump and Biden that happened last night.
It didn't look like it was going to happen because he was putting lids on everything and he wasn't.
And then Pelosi was like, if it didn't happen, then whoever's responsible would lose the election for sure.
Hey, Gavin, Ryan's soundbite at 129.38 of last night's debate was amazing.
Give that man a raise.
129.38.
129.38.
Come on, Louis.
This is Ryan's favorite subject, so of course he's going to fucking nail it.
He's doing some me search.
Doing some me search.
129.38.
Frankly, it's a good number.
That's what we call it.
It's a number.
Hold on a sec.
Hold on a sec.
Hold on a sec.
Hold on a sec.
So if the Proud Boys are a white supremacist group, isn't the fact that Trump supports them the craziest piece of news in the history of America?
Like if Trump supported the KKK, everyone would start running out of the country.
The whole America would just flip like a pancake and everyone would scream their heads off.
So in other words, I don't think you people really believe this.
It's just like a gotcha moment.
It's a slip.
Yeah.
You really think that he's a Klansman?
Well, what's your name?
Suck each other off.
I'm not going to be fucking up this question of what it's going to cost the economy.
I guess go suck each other off, you effing queers.
That wasn't the most tactful thing I ever said.
I was probably upset.
Okay, that sucked.
Thanks for wasting our time, John.
I didn't watch your coverage of the debate, so I'm not sure if you caught this or not.
You know what, dude?
Don't contribute.
And then he shows the you're on number two thing.
Thanks, Evan.
Very helpful.
You're part of my research team.
Evan Schindler.
Some guy who wants us to look at Australian politics.
Joe Biden's eyebrows with no picture included.
I've replaced this three-minute section where Gav hears him talking about the Proud Boys about 50 times.
Oh, replayed.
Best Gav moment ever.
What are you doing?
I said a full name, and I'm going to take it out.
I was going to make a joke.
Okay.
I don't think you have to worry about that, Ryan.
We got to get this show out.
I don't want you editing.
All right.
Wait, where are you at now?
This is the link in the no, no, we're way down to Harriet now.
Oh.
I've replayed this three-minute section where Gav hears them talking about Proud Boys about 50 times I'm still wetting myself.
It was crazy.
Yeah.
Mouthful of beer.
My wife's all bummed about it and she's like, oh, they're calling him a Nazi again.
I'm like, can't we just enjoy the fact that both presidential candidates are talking about me in CSM?
Like, that's pretty fucking influential.
That's insane.
There was Vice, yes.
There was the hipster thing, sure.
There was the tranny controversy, okay.
But becoming a topic of conversation in presidential debates and being something that separates the two groups, pretty big deal.
And being good at it.
Pretty big deal.
If you will.
Daniel, I had to turn you off last night because you were speaking over the debate way too much.
Okay.
I don't know if that's true or not.
The topics Wallace was going to ask were printed beforehand and asking about Trump's tax returns.
Yes, we've covered that.
That's a good point.
So, subs, I'm not usually the kind of person to write in, but weren't you a little disappointed by Trump's response to COVID-19?
I'm Canadian, but I feel like he probably alienated a lot of his American followers by doing to the dumb narrative, not saying anything about how it's basically a hoax.
Ah, that's a real polarizing thing.
It's like abortion.
I think it's best to just avoid them.
Oh, here's one of my favorite guys I love to hate, Kumail Nanjani.
Nanjiani.
Here's the big takeaway from the debate.
Trump was asked to condemn white supremacists, and not only did he refuse to do so, he told them to stand back and stand by.
You know, as if he is their leader.
That's the takeaway.
This guy comes from fucking Pakistan, where Muslims murder Muslims on a daily basis.
He comes from the worst Islam has to offer, Pakistan.
It's a hellhole nightmare there.
Don't go there.
If you're a woman, definitely don't go there.
If you're a white blonde woman, oh my God, you're a suicide.
You're suicidal.
Yet he comes here and does nothing but bitch about how racist we are.
How about just Kumao?
Just a thank you, okay?
I kind of stalk him for a while sometimes because my old LA comedian friends hate him too.
But he's so pussy whipped, it's embarrassing.
His ugly girlfriend, or I think wife now, just treats him like shit.
Because he's ugly, right?
So she can.
Hey, Gavin, Faggie, Ryan, just thought I'd share a screenshot from the biased BBC and the reporting of the debate.
Far right, proud boys.
Far right now, that's a gift.
Far right is like, it's my birthday.
I get a cupcake.
Corn pop and cupcake.
Mr. I'm totally opposed to defunding the police officers.
Mr. Trump was asked by the moderator if he was prepared to condemn white supremacists.
Sure, the president said, I'm willing to do that.
Then do it, sir.
After a moment's pause, Mr. Trump said, do you want to call them?
What do you want to call them?
Give me a name.
How do you want?
Who do you want me to condemn?
The moderate said, the far-right Proud Boys group.
Mr. Trump said, stand back, stand by, but I'll tell you what.
Somebody's got to do something about teeth on the left.
Awful font, by the way.
That's how you take notes.
That's Scottish people, man.
They have terrible taste in fonts.
That's terrible.
That's fucking terrible, man.
Hanging's too good for use.
I'll bother you, I will.
What is it?
I'll bother you, so I will.
I'll bother you, so I will.
Somebody just linked us to the debate here?
What?
Hey guys, it's Rich from the original Handful of Prowl Boys, the guy who made the first show.
Oh, shit.
point that he doesn't need radical proo groups to prove his point yeah dan that was a fucking annoying letter jesus christ he sent it at 11 p.m he was probably drunk wrong we are now down to the final video finale this is a crazy video but i want you to wonder and and tell me no don't don't bother telling me let's all just try to contemplate that's a better term what we
them and getting good at it if you will uh And being good at it, if you will.
The media changed the narrative and they turned it into a Nazi group where it wasn't.
And then Antifa, the media, everyone started terrorizing the members.
And you think, I used to wonder why there wasn't men's clubs around anymore.
There used to be the Elks Lodge and the Water Buffaloes and every block in Brooklyn had a different men's club.
And they had their silly rituals.
You saw it on the Flintstones with their big hats, the things.
And Ed Norton and Ralph Cramden had their epaulettes when they had their meetings with their books and all these fun rituals.
Men love that shit.
Feminists decided it had to go and it was gone by 1985 after being around for centuries.
And so we said, well, I'm in the Knights of Columbus.
I'm going to bring it back.
We brought it back and we realized, no, they don't like masculinity.
They don't like men hanging out.
That's a huge threat to them.
I don't know why.
Probably because we represent the fundamentals of the patriarchy and that's evil.
That must be destroyed.
We have to burn America to the ground.
No, you're wrong.
That's satanic.
Burning America to the ground is satanic.
We're on the Christian side, the side of good.
We want to build America up.
And there's nothing wrong with a patriarchy.
You can call it racism all you want.
That's a lie.
You want to call us racist for that?
For hanging out with other black, Asian, Jewish, gay patriots?
You call that Nazis?
War.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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