Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E102 - BAD MOODS
Aired: 2019-12-23
Duration: 45:16


=== Portuguese Problem (03:00) ===

[00:00:09]  Emiti, she said, That's your duty, so dragons through the snowy.
[00:00:29]  Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Mas mudei de ideia vou tomar não dividir Mas mudei de ideia vou tomar não dividir Mas mudei de ideia vou tomar não dividir
[00:00:58]  Brasil Brasil Brasil Brasil Brazil, arms of Brazil.
[00:01:08]  I thought that was Russian.
[00:01:10]  No, that was Brazilian.
[00:01:12]  Portuguese.
[00:01:12]  Portuguese.
[00:01:14]  I'm such a dick that I never really got into Brazil in any way, shape, or form because I've always been allergic to Portuguese.
[00:01:22]  And maybe I've always had a problem with Portuguese people in general.
[00:01:25]  Because in Montreal, they're a large part of my neighborhood back there.
[00:01:29]  Pork and cheese, we used to call them.
[00:01:32]  But maybe Brazil's fucking cool.
[00:01:34]  Every time I meet someone from Brazil, they're awesome.
[00:01:36]  We have a big following in Brazil.
[00:01:38]  We were on a Brazil show once, and they have Bolsonaro.
[00:01:42]  Yeah.
[00:01:43]  A man who was stabbed with a sword and then brandished a sword at another meet.
[00:01:54]  After he recovered to celebrate, he attacked Marxist professors and said, you're brainwashing our children.
[00:02:04]  Like, that's way ballsier than Trump.
[00:02:07]  Trump does not have the gonads to say that.
[00:02:11]  He doesn't have the balls, the narrow.
[00:02:14]  Yep.
[00:02:15]  There he is, hanging out with the people, getting stabbed.
[00:02:21]  It's just like so.
[00:02:24]  And, you know, you think of that beautiful part of the world, you think of Latin-based language.
[00:02:27]  Yeah, someone just got him there.
[00:02:34]  It's not a good place to get stabbed, too, up in the high spots.
[00:02:39]  You know who called me last night?
[00:02:40]  Was this woman researching Elliot Smith's death?
[00:02:43]  Hmm.
[00:02:44]  I said, look, all I know is the same rumors you know, but I'll tell you something.
[00:02:48]  It's pretty fishy.
[00:02:51]  And what I told her is the same thing I thought back then when Elliot Smith died, was killed, which is, I just was confused by the way everyone was so cool with it.

=== South Chile Rock Crew (15:55) ===

[00:03:05]  Like, no, you know, I'm totally ostracized for liking Trump.
[00:03:10]  Kale Hartman has his life flushed down the toilet because he may have bruised Beth, what's her name's legs?
[00:03:15]  What's her name?
[00:03:17]  I used to know her name, damn it.
[00:03:19]  Beth Stein?
[00:03:20]  Stelling or something?
[00:03:21]  Stelling?
[00:03:23]  His career's over.
[00:03:24]  But then Jennifer Chiba, I'm going to say likely, or at least very plausibly, killed Elliot Smith.
[00:03:30]  Beth Stelling.
[00:03:31]  Beth Steller.
[00:03:32]  Beth Stelling, yeah.
[00:03:33]  Beth Stelling.
[00:03:34]  The Beth Stelling record of the year.
[00:03:38]  And it just seems like female privilege.
[00:03:41]  And then I also brought up Gary Coleman's wife, who definitely killed him, as far as I'm concerned.
[00:03:47]  You got to be careful with the definitely.
[00:03:50]  Allegedly.
[00:03:50]  Allegedly.
[00:03:51]  No, the evidence goes beyond alleged.
[00:03:55]  And then I always bring up Lorena Bobbitt.
[00:03:59]  She cut a guy's dick off, went for a drive, threw it out the window.
[00:04:02]  She got 30 days in a loony bin.
[00:04:04]  Unbelievable.
[00:04:05]  And when I said that to Anthony Camilla, he goes, what was it charged for?
[00:04:09]  Littering?
[00:04:10]  It's just genius, dude.
[00:04:12]  It's just genius.
[00:04:14]  Some labeled him as the unhappy.
[00:04:15]  But yeah, Elliot Smith stabbed himself to death.
[00:04:18]  There's no hesitation, Marks.
[00:04:20]  She says he did it when she was in the shower.
[00:04:22]  Others say she had a shower after she did it.
[00:04:25]  She pulled the knife out.
[00:04:27]  He bled to death.
[00:04:28]  It was in her stomach, in his stomach, sorry, which is a slow death.
[00:04:31]  She didn't call the 911 for a while.
[00:04:34]  She claims it's because her phone wasn't working.
[00:04:36]  And then she sued the family for his songwrites, I think twice.
[00:04:40]  Wow.
[00:04:41]  That didn't work out.
[00:04:42]  He didn't have that much money.
[00:04:43]  He's like an indie rocker.
[00:04:44]  You're not going to get that much dough.
[00:04:45]  And she went to his studio and took a bunch of stuff and took it, and the family couldn't have it.
[00:04:49]  But I think the stepfather diddled him.
[00:04:51]  So the parents aren't excited about getting a whole...
[00:04:58]  What the fuck?
[00:04:59]  Oh, yeah, you do.
[00:05:00]  Wait, I might have to take this.
[00:05:01]  Can I see what this is?
[00:05:03]  You have to take a call?
[00:05:03]  Well, put it on speaker then.
[00:05:07]  Put it on speaker.
[00:05:10]  Put it on speaker.
[00:05:13]  No, it's.
[00:05:15]  Who takes?
[00:05:16]  No, I don't have insurance.
[00:05:17]  Why would you take that call?
[00:05:19]  Because it might have been important.
[00:05:21]  What would it what could it be?
[00:05:25]  What?
[00:05:26]  Bail money?
[00:05:27]  No.
[00:05:28]  A chick?
[00:05:29]  No.
[00:05:31]  What could it possibly be?
[00:05:33]  Um.
[00:05:35]  Go to your face.
[00:05:36]  I sell drugs.
[00:05:38]  No, you don't.
[00:05:40]  Now I do.
[00:05:41]  I just started yesterday.
[00:05:42]  I'm a drug dealer.
[00:05:45]  Let me see your phone.
[00:05:46]  What was that?
[00:05:47]  Maya pack?
[00:05:48]  But why did you take that call when we're shooting a live show?
[00:05:51]  You must be the most important thing in the universe.
[00:05:53]  I may pack a bag.
[00:05:55]  I'm not letting this go, Ryan.
[00:05:57]  I'll call him back.
[00:05:58]  No, no, I know who called.
[00:05:59]  was a bullshit call, I don't know.
[00:06:06]  Plus my, my mom's friend that used to, She used to live in Maya Pack or a Carmel, New York.
[00:06:17]  So?
[00:06:17]  Even if my mom called me, I just wouldn't answer.
[00:06:21]  I don't know.
[00:06:22]  Just an unthinged number.
[00:06:26]  Yeah, I get a million of those a day.
[00:06:30]  What are you not telling us?
[00:06:31]  I just, I got...
[00:06:34]  A man of many lives.
[00:06:35]  I'm going to start saying shit you don't want me to say.
[00:06:38]  You could.
[00:06:38]  I edit the episodes.
[00:06:41]  Okay, well, I'll do it on our next live episode then.
[00:06:47]  Yeah, so now you've totally throwing me off with that weird call What could it possibly be?
[00:06:52]  I'm the guy that looked through your vacation pictures and said you know what I bet he probably wouldn't want this one shown because it's got his family members in it.
[00:06:59]  I'm looking out for you.
[00:07:01]  I mean it's really not that interesting.
[00:07:03]  I just thought it was a thing.
[00:07:04]  A thing?
[00:07:05]  Yeah.
[00:07:06]  Like a rel just tell us the category.
[00:07:08]  Court, family, girl.
[00:07:12]  Um God.
[00:07:17]  Court, family, or girl?
[00:07:20]  Uh all three.
[00:07:24]  Okay.
[00:07:25]  We'll get to the bottom of that eventually.
[00:07:28]  So that was South Rakas Crew.
[00:07:30]  I believe they did that with Diplo.
[00:07:32]  I don't know if Diplo just put it out, but South Rakas Crew does a bunch of sort of cool mashup mixes like that.
[00:07:39]  I don't know that much about them actually.
[00:07:40]  I feel like they're from Philadelphia for some reason.
[00:07:46]  But the chick doing that, MCG, spelled GI, she's a Brazilian kind of a rapper chick.
[00:07:53]  Very attractive!
[00:08:08]  That's Russian.
[00:08:12]  Do I have to learn to love this language?
[00:08:15]  Because I want to love Brazil.
[00:08:19]  What are the Western countries left?
[00:08:20]  America's look at her.
[00:08:27]  I feel like you bring her here, you'd marry her, then she'd think that you were flirting with someone and she'd burn the house down.
[00:08:34]  Yeah, maybe.
[00:08:36]  What a smoke show, though.
[00:08:38]  She would rub your feet whenever you wanted.
[00:08:39]  She's super loyal, but if you even put a little bit of doubt in her head, she will kill you.
[00:08:44]  You know when I want my feet rubbed?
[00:08:45]  When?
[00:08:46]  Never o'clock, because I'm not a homosexual or a woman.
[00:08:50]  Oh, I love a good foot rub.
[00:08:51]  Ugh.
[00:08:53]  Ryan loves a good foot rub.
[00:08:55]  I like it when my lady rubs my feet.
[00:08:57]  Oh, shut up.
[00:08:58]  God, I hate you so far.
[00:09:00]  Out of pure dynamics.
[00:09:01]  First, you're wearing a hat in the studio.
[00:09:03]  It's a Christmas.
[00:09:04]  Secondly, you won't tell us why you accepted a call.
[00:09:06]  Third, you accepted a call.
[00:09:08]  Fourth, you like your feet rubbed.
[00:09:11]  I love my feet rubbed.
[00:09:15]  You Greek.
[00:09:16]  And I rub feet.
[00:09:17]  Shut up.
[00:09:21]  South Raka's crew used that song.
[00:09:23]  That was kind of a remix.
[00:09:23]  I think it was the MCG Brazilian remix, but there was this weird group of, I think, Jamaicans who live in Sydney, Australia, who did a remix of that, or maybe the original of that.
[00:09:35]  And they talk about the new Bronx style.
[00:09:38]  I bet they've never even been to the Bronx.
[00:09:40]  And you don't often see black people like American black people in Australia.
[00:09:45]  They kind of have their own thing.
[00:09:47]  Oh, did I not include that in the list?
[00:09:49]  No.
[00:09:50]  No.
[00:09:50]  South Bronx style.
[00:09:52]  It's Lady Chan, South Ruckus Crew.
[00:09:55]  South Ruckus Crew.
[00:09:57]  This show is a great place to learn about the top, cutting-edge top hits of 13 to 15 years ago.
[00:10:05]  South Rock is crew.
[00:10:07]  What if you look up the song we just heard?
[00:10:10]  Hands up.
[00:10:11]  South Ruckus Crew.
[00:10:11]  Just click on that.
[00:10:14]  Just click on the title of that, and it'll come up in the suggestions.
[00:10:17]  Got it.
[00:10:19]  Yeah, there it is.
[00:10:20]  It's right there.
[00:10:24]  South Rock Crew.
[00:10:26]  Cultural appropriation.
[00:10:28]  Duncan Blaby.
[00:10:31]  Trying something new right here.
[00:10:32]  Double up.
[00:10:35]  South Rock is in the place.
[00:10:39]  Baby's shining in the place.
[00:10:42]  Lots of women are in the place.
[00:11:10]  Sleeping in Brazil, but this is not in good Brazil.
[00:11:15]  That's a good jam.
[00:11:16]  But anyway, yeah.
[00:11:17]  What is going on in Brazil?
[00:11:19]  I saw this video.
[00:11:20]  This is on the list, actually, of their parliament.
[00:11:23]  And it looks like, you know, you see these videos of African parliaments and Russian parliaments and Ukrainian parliaments and a fight breaks out.
[00:11:30]  Well, now that's happening in Brazil.
[00:11:31]  And Brazil, as far as countries left that still recognize Western chauvinism, what is there?
[00:11:39]  Canada's not no.
[00:11:40]  Britain, no.
[00:11:41]  Germany, no.
[00:11:42]  Spain, I don't know shit about.
[00:11:44]  America, maybe.
[00:11:47]  I'm going to put that on the maybe list right up here.
[00:11:49]  Let's put a pin in America.
[00:11:51]  Hungary, yes.
[00:11:52]  Poland, yes.
[00:11:53]  Italy, yes.
[00:11:54]  Brazil, yes.
[00:11:56]  Greece?
[00:11:58]  I think Greece has a populist party.
[00:12:01]  Do they?
[00:12:02]  Are you just pulling that out of your ass?
[00:12:05]  Wait, why did you say Greece?
[00:12:08]  I remember something recently happening that I was like, oh, that's good for them.
[00:12:12]  Okay.
[00:12:14]  So yeah, as far as nationalists, I think there's only four or five countries left.
[00:12:19]  And America's a maybe.
[00:12:22]  And you know what they're doing?
[00:12:23]  They're fortifying their borders.
[00:12:26]  That's what you do.
[00:12:28]  And you know what, if you reject Muslims or you reject refugees, then on local talk shows in other countries, they go, ooh, you are rude.
[00:12:37]  And you go, okay, that's fine.
[00:12:38]  I'll be rude.
[00:12:39]  I'll sit here and have a big Christian parade in Poland with classical music and it'll be a gay old time and you can hate me all you want.
[00:12:47]  That's a big thing with, I've noticed with the left is they're laughing at us.
[00:12:53]  Oh no, Alyssa Milano says, they're laughing at us.
[00:12:56]  They're making fun of us.
[00:12:58]  Really?
[00:12:59]  The Macron, the pussy who let his whole country flush down the toilet because he taxed them to death?
[00:13:06]  He doesn't like us?
[00:13:07]  Oh no.
[00:13:09]  That's what the left doesn't get, is that we don't like the rest of the world.
[00:13:13]  We're not impressed by Europe.
[00:13:15]  They are.
[00:13:17]  They want to say croissant instead of croissant.
[00:13:24]  But yeah, look at this clip from Brazilian parliament.
[00:13:27]  And were you right about Greece?
[00:13:28]  Yep.
[00:13:29]  Okay, so we're slowly.
[00:13:30]  Ryan started in the hole.
[00:13:31]  He's had four strikes, so now he's up to three.
[00:13:33]  Let's see if we can get you up to the big O. It sounds like Russian and Japanese and Greek.
[00:13:49]  A fictitious.
[00:13:58]  like i would probably like this guy he's fighting stances Is that it?
[00:14:17]  why did you cut it out Why do you keep cutting away?
[00:14:29]  There you go.
[00:14:30]  Oh, so it was over.
[00:14:31]  Correct.
[00:14:32]  Geez, we are not getting along today.
[00:14:34]  I'm in a bad mood.
[00:14:35]  Why are you in a bad mood?
[00:14:36]  I don't know.
[00:14:37]  Who cares?
[00:14:37]  Because of the call?
[00:14:39]  No.
[00:14:40]  No, I've been shitty all day.
[00:14:43]  The me thing.
[00:14:44]  This is the Monday show of Christmas.
[00:14:48]  These are our Christmas apps.
[00:14:49]  You'll notice the Christmas theme is a lot of fun.
[00:14:53]  Christmas Day, we're going to go through our favorite Christmas hits.
[00:14:56]  That's going to be really special.
[00:14:58]  But yeah, these are the episodes where we go over letters and try to catch up on the year's letters before we lose 2019 forever.
[00:15:06]  Can you believe it's going to be 2020 soon?
[00:15:08]  Yeah, that bums me out.
[00:15:09]  That's freaky, man.
[00:15:11]  2020.
[00:15:12]  My whole life, it was always 2000.
[00:15:15]  So if there was like a pen, it would be like the MarkMaster 2000.
[00:15:20]  And we thought, is there really going to be a year 2000?
[00:15:23]  Okay, if you promise, but that sounds kind of kooky.
[00:15:25]  No, 2020 will be a year.
[00:15:28]  Speaking.
[00:15:31]  So the reason I brought up Brazil, too, is to say, what the fuck's going on in the world?
[00:15:35]  Are more revolutions being televised?
[00:15:38]  And so we're seeing more of this chaos?
[00:15:40]  Or is there genuine bona fide globalist civil wars going on everywhere?
[00:15:47]  Now in Chile, for example, I don't really understand what happened there.
[00:15:52]  And it seemed to happen overnight.
[00:15:54]  Massive riots.
[00:15:55]  You got to understand with South America, ABC, Argentina, Brazil, Chile are normal.
[00:16:01]  They're not shitty countries.
[00:16:02]  They probably have the same rent for a studio apartment that you do in Toronto or even not New York City, but Manhattan, but maybe Queens.
[00:16:13]  Normal, you probably make $50,000 a year there.
[00:16:16]  So the fact that it just was shattered overnight is curious.
[00:16:19]  And I have spoken to people of Chilean descent and they tell me, yeah, we don't know what happened.
[00:16:25]  It just happened instantaneously.
[00:16:27]  And then they start talking about self-sufficient gardens where they grow their own food now, ready for a complete economic collapse.
[00:16:37]  Isn't that disturbing?
[00:16:40]  I'm getting a bunch of 800 calls now.
[00:16:44]  Is this when they come?
[00:16:45]  I hope not.
[00:16:46]  Are we being swatted?
[00:16:50]  Yeah, that's what the police do when you swat them.
[00:16:53]  They start calling, get down, get down!
[00:16:56]  Before we even get there, get down.
[00:16:57]  We're going to come over there!
[00:17:00]  This looks like chaos.
[00:17:01]  Whoa.
[00:17:02]  It's fucking anarchy.
[00:17:03]  And you got her.
[00:17:05]  In Chile, Torturan Violan Imatan.
[00:17:08]  What would you give those tits?
[00:17:10]  Like fours.
[00:17:13]  Yeah, that's fair.
[00:17:14]  That's fair.
[00:17:15]  Proud of your fours.
[00:17:17]  Proud of your fours.
[00:17:19]  But yeah, we have that Chile.
[00:17:21]  We know what's happening in Hong Kong.
[00:17:22]  Hong Kong has been a capitalist country.
[00:17:24]  They've tasted freedom since they were a British colony.
[00:17:27]  But another piece of red left my atlas today.
[00:17:32]  And Britain lost another colony.
[00:17:34]  That was Hong Kong.
[00:17:34]  And now China is saying, you're communist now.
[00:17:38]  And we can treat you like communists.
[00:17:39]  And we can extradite you from Hong Kong to mainland China anytime we want.
[00:17:42]  And we've seen the way they treat their citizens.
[00:17:44]  You saw that picture of that guy who criticized the police in a Facebook post.
[00:17:48]  And the next thing you know, he's chained to what looks like a keg.
[00:17:52]  And he's being interrogated by police saying, why did you say that we're a little extreme?
[00:17:57]  I don't know.
[00:17:57]  Maybe because I'm in a keg right now.
[00:18:01]  Like I've told you a million times.
[00:18:03]  When I was in Beijing.
[00:18:04]  Yeah, there it is.
[00:18:06]  When I was in Beijing, cops beat a man to death because he had written an article about police brutality.
[00:18:13]  Told you?
[00:18:14]  Those are his last words.
[00:18:15]  Told you so.
[00:18:19]  So yeah, there's just so many of these revolutions.
[00:18:22]  And then, of course, Paris has the, what do you call them, yellow vests?
[00:18:27]  Paris makes fun of us.
[00:18:30]  And then is there a link?
[00:18:32]  I don't know.

=== Albanian Restaurant Owner's Leap (05:51) ===

[00:18:34]  But is this the Soros globalists getting their way?
[00:18:37]  I know Alex Jones would have answers to all these questions.
[00:18:40]  I'm a little less sure of myself.
[00:18:43]  With all due respect to AJ.
[00:18:48]  Albanian.
[00:18:48]  Oh, this is another thing.
[00:18:49]  This isn't really related, but while we're still talking about Europe, I had some videos I wanted to talk about.
[00:18:54]  Check out how badass this Albanian is.
[00:18:57]  So I guess there is some, what are they, Greek tourists?
[00:19:01]  What does the title of this say?
[00:19:04]  See?
[00:19:06]  Albania restaurant owner jumps on roof of Spanish tourist hood.
[00:19:09]  Spanish tourists in a restaurant in Albania.
[00:19:11]  Maybe they didn't pay or something.
[00:19:13]  So he says, oh, you're paying all right.
[00:19:16]  So he jumps on the hood.
[00:19:18]  Now, I don't know if you know this, but windshields are made of glass.
[00:19:22]  So pounding on one isn't going to pan out for you very well.
[00:19:27]  Look at this.
[00:19:27]  They put their feet up to stop the windshield collapsing.
[00:19:32]  They're whipping through, going through stop signs, whipping through the countryside of Albania.
[00:19:37]  Yeah, you've done the job already.
[00:19:38]  Look, his hand is bleeding like crazy.
[00:19:40]  I know it's all connected with plastic so it doesn't shatter everywhere.
[00:19:44]  It's still glass.
[00:19:46]  Yeah, when is the job done here?
[00:19:48]  I don't know.
[00:19:49]  I guess he wants to grab the steering wheel and crash them.
[00:19:52]  Or maybe just...
[00:19:56]  I guess, but he didn't know there was a perfect little thing to grip on in there.
[00:20:01]  I think we might be just looking at pure, unadulterated rage with no logic behind it whatsoever.
[00:20:09]  If Angel Dust was a person, it might be this guy.
[00:20:16]  oh Politibo, everyone's calling for the cops.
[00:20:29]  I know how you handle this.
[00:20:30]  It's called Heartbreak.
[00:20:33]  This goes on for four minutes.
[00:20:35]  I know, let's watch it.
[00:20:36]  It's fun.
[00:20:37]  Because there's just more and more blood.
[00:20:38]  Jeez.
[00:20:39]  Hey, zbyt, zbyt!
[00:20:40]  Zbyt na makina, zbyt!
[00:20:41]  Zbyt!
[00:20:42]  Zbyt na makina, zbyt!
[00:20:43]  Zbyt na makina, zbyt!
[00:20:45]  Wait, is that a gun I see?
[00:20:49]  What is that black pointy thing?
[00:20:52]  I think it's a phone.
[00:20:55]  Where's the gun?
[00:20:57]  They stopped.
[00:20:58]  Why didn't they just let go?
[00:21:03]  Go, go, go, go.
[00:21:04]  Go.
[00:21:05]  Let's go.
[00:21:12]  Are they speaking the same language?
[00:21:13]  No, no, no.
[00:21:14]  No, no, no.
[00:21:20]  What exactly do you do?
[00:21:22]  What do you do?
[00:21:23]  You go fast, and then when there's like a grassy part, you slam your brakes on in front of it.
[00:21:28]  No?
[00:21:30]  Worst case scenario, a broken leg.
[00:21:32]  Don't send him flying off a cliff.
[00:21:36]  Unless he's a pedophile.
[00:21:37]  He's yelling like he's the victim.
[00:21:39]  He's like, why are you guys doing this to me?
[00:21:40]  But these stuns tend not to be on hoods of cars.
[00:21:44]  They tend to have chosen their fate.
[00:21:50]  Is it Trey Hong?
[00:21:51]  I think they're saying, get off.
[00:21:52]  Look, we gave you a spot.
[00:21:54]  Get off.
[00:21:56]  Ow!
[00:21:56]  They kicked his hand.
[00:21:58]  Bloody hand.
[00:21:59]  Ouch.
[00:22:01]  Okay, I'll get my hand out of there.
[00:22:02]  That's not working.
[00:22:02]  I don't think I'd like to kick a man's hand.
[00:22:05]  You wouldn't like to kick a man's hand?
[00:22:06]  I want to kick a man's hand!
[00:22:08]  I couldn't break somebody's finger, even if they shot my dog in front of me.
[00:22:13]  What?
[00:22:13]  Why?
[00:22:14]  That's your thing?
[00:22:15]  You don't like hurting fingers?
[00:22:17]  Yeah, it's just for my benefit.
[00:22:18]  It would hurt me more than it would hurt them.
[00:22:20]  I was just reading this book about this chimp who was raised by a family, and then, like all chimps, it went dark.
[00:22:26]  They go evil when they get older.
[00:22:28]  Yeah.
[00:22:29]  They get really like they'll eat your dick off.
[00:22:32]  There he is.
[00:22:33]  Wait, we gotta see him.
[00:22:34]  But is he smiling?
[00:22:45]  You want to listen to what he has to say?
[00:22:48]  So anyway, why are we on the hood of my car?
[00:22:51]  You know you're going to get bloody when you punch glass 300 times.
[00:22:54]  That was pretty crazy, right, guys?
[00:22:56]  Anyway, are you okay?
[00:23:00]  And then just to update our Europe update to complete it, we have a drug addict fighting a stray German shepherd in Greece.
[00:23:09]  As one does.
[00:23:12]  You know, you get up to your old tricks again.
[00:23:18]  No, it's not going to work.
[00:23:19]  No, it's not going to work.
[00:23:27]  I met a cool dude named Hugo who used to work in cartoons with this guy, Rand Xerox, Libertoire.
[00:23:37]  Need a sandwich board.
[00:23:39]  Yeah, grab that sandwich board.
[00:23:40]  There you go.
[00:23:42]  And we were buddies when I was sort of touring around Europe in the early 90s.
[00:23:47]  And then I went to visit him on my honeymoon, like in 2004, 5.
[00:23:53]  2005.
[00:23:54]  And I finally tracked him down, and he looked like this.
[00:23:58]  Oh, man.
[00:23:59]  He'd lost his mind.
[00:24:00]  And I met like his people who knew him, because Geneva, Italy is a very small place.
[00:24:05]  And they go, oh, you're looking for Hugo.
[00:24:09]  Yes, okay.
[00:24:10]  Maybe he work.

=== Whiskey And Words (13:49) ===

[00:24:12]  Maybe his sister owns a restaurant.
[00:24:14]  Maybe she help you.
[00:24:16]  You want to say hi?
[00:24:17]  Yeah, of course I do.
[00:24:19]  No, no, no.
[00:24:20]  You're not using our sandwich boards.
[00:24:24]  We're the birthplace of democracy.
[00:24:27]  Anyway, that's not that far.
[00:24:29]  Hi.
[00:24:30]  Do they go to blows?
[00:24:31]  No.
[00:24:32]  Do we have anything else to cover?
[00:24:34]  No.
[00:24:35]  Before we get to the mailbag?
[00:24:36]  Uh-oh.
[00:24:37]  Hi, doggy.
[00:24:38]  Gig pet now, bro.
[00:24:39]  Stray dogs are all over Europe.
[00:24:41]  All over.
[00:24:42]  Italy especially.
[00:24:43]  Just full of stray fucking dogs.
[00:24:46]  But the guy at my gym, he got his dog from Argentina.
[00:24:49]  Americans will go and save these things all over the world and fucking bring them back.
[00:24:54]  Dogs.
[00:24:55]  Dogs.
[00:24:55]  Fucking dogs.
[00:24:56]  What am I?
[00:24:57]  Ten?
[00:24:57]  What am I?
[00:24:57]  Five.
[00:24:58]  I want to find out when you're in a bad mood.
[00:25:01]  I got good sleep.
[00:25:02]  I just, I don't like drinking much and I drank a lot last night.
[00:25:06]  Why'd you drink so much last night?
[00:25:09]  I don't know, because I had work to do, and then after I was finally, I got a good chunk of it done, I was like, I can't relax.
[00:25:15]  Like, I don't feel relaxed.
[00:25:16]  You know, I feel like there's nothing that clocked me out because I was working from home.
[00:25:20]  Okay.
[00:25:20]  And I said, you know, let me just let loose and drink a little bit.
[00:25:23]  And I'm like, what did you drink during the weekend?
[00:25:26]  Whiskey, bunch of water.
[00:25:27]  What kind of whiskey?
[00:25:29]  Rye whiskey.
[00:25:30]  I made old-fashions at my house.
[00:25:31]  Oh, you mean at your house?
[00:25:33]  Yeah.
[00:25:34]  And what's in an old-fashioned?
[00:25:36]  Bitters, maraschino cherry, simple syrup, whiskey, and ice.
[00:25:44]  That's it.
[00:25:45]  Rye?
[00:25:46]  Rye whiskey, yeah.
[00:25:48]  Rye is a type of whiskey?
[00:25:50]  And bourbon is a type of whiskey.
[00:25:53]  Bourbon's not separate from whiskey.
[00:25:54]  No.
[00:25:54]  Bourbon, Scotch.
[00:25:56]  Because it says whiskey on the bottle of a maker's mark.
[00:25:58]  Actually, let me see.
[00:26:00]  I think that's all the types.
[00:26:00]  Let me see.
[00:26:01]  Types of whiskey.
[00:26:02]  It's like Catholics are a type of Christian, and a psalm is a type of finger, and a rooster is a type of a chicken.
[00:26:09]  So you drank a bunch of booze.
[00:26:10]  So do you have a headache?
[00:26:12]  I just feel like a little, like if I ate, I'd feel tired.
[00:26:16]  It's like that whole thing.
[00:26:17]  Like, I feel soggy.
[00:26:18]  Soggy.
[00:26:19]  And my brain feels not on point exactly.
[00:26:21]  Did you have eight hours?
[00:26:25]  I don't remember.
[00:26:26]  I don't remember what time I fell asleep.
[00:26:28]  I don't remember.
[00:26:28]  How long were you at the bar for?
[00:26:30]  Maybe like 45 minutes or so.
[00:26:33]  I just pounded them in and then I actually took a couple to go.
[00:26:36]  It's one of those type of joints.
[00:26:38]  And then you came home and you watched a horror movie.
[00:26:41]  Yep.
[00:26:42]  Where a family was murdered in their home on Christmas.
[00:26:44]  Yeah, I wasn't actually smashed at that point, but then I ran out of my beer that I bought, and then I would, then I hit the.
[00:26:50]  Then you hit the riot home.
[00:26:52]  What time are we talking about here?
[00:26:56]  Well, I went to the bar pretty late, like almost one o'clock, and it's just, I can't explain why, but I just don't feel too great.
[00:27:02]  But wait a minute.
[00:27:05]  You were working on that video.
[00:27:08]  You were at my house for dinner.
[00:27:11]  Right.
[00:27:11]  And that all ended around 8.30.
[00:27:14]  Yeah, just about.
[00:27:15]  So we have 9.30, 10.30, 11.30, 12.30.
[00:27:18]  We have almost five hours.
[00:27:20]  Yeah.
[00:27:20]  Well, a lot of that was working.
[00:27:23]  I don't even think I played video games.
[00:27:24]  I don't know.
[00:27:25]  I was sitting there working and kind of listening to stuff and I was just like leisurely working.
[00:27:29]  Working for five hours?
[00:27:31]  You should have made fucking the Irishman by now.
[00:27:33]  Yeah.
[00:27:34]  But it's not done.
[00:27:36]  Right.
[00:27:37]  Well, I took a shower.
[00:27:39]  I did relax for a little bit.
[00:27:40]  I allowed myself to relax for a little bit.
[00:27:42]  What do you mean by allowing yourself to relax?
[00:27:44]  You had a nap?
[00:27:45]  No, I don't think I took a nap.
[00:27:46]  I was just listening to myself.
[00:27:47]  So what does that mean?
[00:27:48]  I relaxed, took a shower.
[00:27:49]  Usually I played Call of Duty, but I wasn't.
[00:27:52]  So what were you doing when you were listening to the podcast?
[00:27:55]  Working.
[00:27:55]  I was working, listening to the podcast.
[00:27:57]  But how could you be working for five hours and have not made the Irishman?
[00:28:01]  Well, at some point, I don't know.
[00:28:03]  Because there was space between me stopping work and going to the bar, too.
[00:28:06]  So it's like...
[00:28:10]  I do not document time, but I probably came back to the house, relaxed, took a shower, and then that killed like at least an hour and a half.
[00:28:18]  I do not document time.
[00:28:19]  What does that mean?
[00:28:21]  I don't know.
[00:28:21]  I never look at the clock and say, all right, I've done this at this time.
[00:28:26]  That's probably why you have this bizarre sleeping pattern.
[00:28:29]  Maybe the horror movie gave you nightmares.
[00:28:31]  Maybe, but I'm obsessed with this one little scene in it.
[00:28:34]  It's really creepy.
[00:28:35]  It has to do with Christmas, too, so maybe that put me in a weird mood.
[00:28:38]  Why does Christmas put you in a weird mood?
[00:28:41]  No, it feels good.
[00:28:41]  I like Christmas.
[00:28:43]  But it had to do with Christmas.
[00:28:44]  It was very dark.
[00:28:45]  So I was like, oh boy, there goes my good Christmas vibes.
[00:28:50]  So you had good Christmas vibes until you watched the scary movie?
[00:28:55]  I don't think a lot of it has to do with the movie, but was the movie before or after the bar?
[00:28:59]  It didn't help.
[00:29:00]  After the bar.
[00:29:01]  The movie was after the bar.
[00:29:02]  So we're up into the 2 a.m.s at this point.
[00:29:05]  Yeah, perhaps around there.
[00:29:06]  But you said the movie ruined your Christmas cheer, yet you were at the bar saying, nothing fucking matters.
[00:29:13]  Like I said, it didn't help.
[00:29:14]  Yeah, it didn't help.
[00:29:16]  Okay, so your Christmas vibes include saying nothing fucking matters.
[00:29:19]  Nothing really matters.
[00:29:21]  I was singing along to Bohemian rapidly.
[00:29:23]  You weren't singing along.
[00:29:24]  Yeah, he said already.
[00:29:25]  He said it in a very exasperated way.
[00:29:27]  Nothing really matters.
[00:29:28]  But it was a joke.
[00:29:30]  No, it wasn't a joke.
[00:29:31]  You're trying to make everyone laugh.
[00:29:32]  Hey, everyone.
[00:29:33]  Nothing really matters.
[00:29:36]  Is that cracking people up?
[00:29:37]  No, it's just like, what a weird thing to do.
[00:29:45]  No, I'm familiar with Bohemian Rhapsody, dude.
[00:29:47]  Oh.
[00:29:48]  I'm just trying to find out why you're so grumpy.
[00:29:53]  I think it was the call.
[00:29:54]  I think it was me interrogating you about the call.
[00:29:56]  That did not help at all either.
[00:29:58]  But if you remember.
[00:30:01]  So while you sit here and lie about Christmas spirits, it's all one long day.
[00:30:08]  You're mad that I tried to out you about this call.
[00:30:11]  My day never ended as of yesterday.
[00:30:13]  You know, I'm an open book.
[00:30:15]  I get dox.
[00:30:16]  That's part of this business we're in.
[00:30:18]  Right.
[00:30:20]  But.
[00:30:22]  And also, taking a call on the air is a huge deal.
[00:30:26]  I know.
[00:30:27]  I cover up for you when you take calls, and I understand that there might be some varying importance to which is none of my business and I don't investigate.
[00:30:34]  Sometimes you'll tell me and I'll say, oh, that's me.
[00:30:36]  Yeah, it's almost like I'm your boss.
[00:30:38]  Right.
[00:30:39]  And I have kids.
[00:30:40]  And decency.
[00:30:41]  And other things.
[00:30:42]  That's me.
[00:30:43]  I forgot.
[00:30:49]  But when your employee gets a call live on air and answers it and won't explain why, that's not professional.
[00:30:57]  Well, I'll tell you why.
[00:30:58]  I just would rather not tell strangers why.
[00:31:03]  Right.
[00:31:03]  But you impeded the stranger's experience with the show.
[00:31:07]  No.
[00:31:07]  Because I don't speak.
[00:31:08]  My job isn't to speak, so I could switch cameras and just see who this is.
[00:31:11]  I got to take this.
[00:31:12]  And then I'm over here.
[00:31:13]  You're still talking.
[00:31:14]  And the camera doesn't really move.
[00:31:15]  It goes to you.
[00:31:16]  And if you pull up a video.
[00:31:17]  But I just want to kind of suss out.
[00:31:18]  I knew I had enough time to at least do that.
[00:31:21]  I didn't want to do it behind your back, so I announced it.
[00:31:24]  And please show me another show, Howard Stern, Tucker Carlson, Anthony Coomia, where they accept calls.
[00:31:36]  You've taken calls before?
[00:31:38]  I'm your boss.
[00:31:38]  Yeah, but show me a Howard Stern show or a fucking...
[00:31:52]  There was a kid call one time, and I actually muted it.
[00:31:58]  That seems personal.
[00:31:59]  All right.
[00:32:00]  Let's get to letters.
[00:32:01]  You ready?
[00:32:02]  Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
[00:32:06]  Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
[00:32:12]  Let me touch it.
[00:32:15]  This is from John, Farting Preacher 5, this classic YouTube.
[00:32:20]  Don't know how anyone can't laugh at this.
[00:32:24]  Who sends us something from, like, the date here is 2013, but I feel Like, I saw this in the 90s.
[00:32:32]  So, you're sending as a fart preacher one of the oldest videos on earth.
[00:32:37]  And, dude, since that came out, we have tons of real farts, including a presidential candidate who just lost his chance at running the most powerful country in the world because of one toot.
[00:32:50]  So, you show me this VHS tape of a bunch of farts that everyone and their dog has seen.
[00:32:57]  Used to be on jokaroo.com.
[00:33:01]  Thank you, Jesus.
[00:33:02]  Thank you, Jesus.
[00:33:04]  You're a moron, dude.
[00:33:06]  Thanks for your shitty letter.
[00:33:10]  This is from JL.
[00:33:11]  David, I moved to a new town and wondered if you had any pointers for guys getting established into a new community where they don't know anyone.
[00:33:17]  Also, do you have any rules on dating chicks when you first land in a new town?
[00:33:20]  Ooh, I like these questions.
[00:33:22]  Any merit and try to find a group of dudes before chasing women?
[00:33:26]  Obviously, what you do when you move into any city is you Google Dive Bar and you want to go to the one that's within a mile of your home.
[00:33:35]  You want to be able to walk there and you start going there whenever you possibly can.
[00:33:40]  Maybe you check out the happy hour, three to five.
[00:33:42]  You probably work, so maybe you want to go there after work.
[00:33:45]  I find when you go to bars, if you don't live like really downtown, like the East Village or London, England, where it's a real bar culture, the end of the night tends to be Mexicans.
[00:33:55]  And that's just a different, it's like going to a different country, really.
[00:33:58]  It's a lot of salsa on the jukebox and guys asking if they can buy cigarettes, even though they have a jewel.
[00:34:05]  And I don't know.
[00:34:07]  Your happy days jokes don't land because they never heard of happy days.
[00:34:12]  So I would try to get to the bar as early as possible.
[00:34:15]  But over time, you know, you'd have to tip very well, more than a dollar a drink.
[00:34:20]  I would say almost $2 a drink.
[00:34:24]  And sometimes two or three.
[00:34:26]  And then you'll get to know the bartenders, and they'll get to know your story, then you get to know other people, and you'll slowly get that crowd going.
[00:34:33]  And then it's like, hey, man, we're having a party.
[00:34:36]  You should come down.
[00:34:38]  It's John's birthday.
[00:34:39]  And then you start meeting people that way.
[00:34:42]  That sounds good.
[00:34:43]  Now, I don't know how old you are.
[00:34:45]  So, like, I'm fucking bursting with pals in my neighborhood.
[00:34:49]  In fact, I've got a Christmas party coming up.
[00:34:51]  I don't know.
[00:34:51]  I got my dive bar pals, my work pals.
[00:34:54]  Well, I used to be friends with Ryan until he had a fucking giant suck attack.
[00:34:57]  Ruined the show.
[00:34:59]  I got my boxing pals.
[00:35:02]  And then, of course, like work and dad and kids sports stuff.
[00:35:05]  Oh, kids' sports is another good one, but I don't know how old you are.
[00:35:08]  If you're talking about dating chicks, I presume you're not going to sign your son up for basketball.
[00:35:13]  So I would go to bars.
[00:35:15]  That's a great way to meet people in your new town and become a regular at all these bars.
[00:35:20]  It means a lot of drinking, so that means avoiding bourbon and just doing beer.
[00:35:23]  Now, dating chicks, that can be a little tricky.
[00:35:28]  Definitely don't fuck a bartender because now you can't go to that bar when you break out.
[00:35:32]  But I would also assume that this relationship is not going to last more than two weeks.
[00:35:36]  So you think, do I want to see this regular every day for the rest of my life?
[00:35:43]  Because if you do, then don't fuck her or it's going to be weird.
[00:35:48]  So I guess the short answer to your question is go to tons and tons of local bars and hang out there a lot.
[00:35:57]  Are we good?
[00:35:59]  Is that reasonable?
[00:36:00]  Do you want to add anything?
[00:36:01]  You recently moved to a little town.
[00:36:03]  Yes.
[00:36:04]  Well, I ride a scooter around so that we can give high fives to the locals and whatnot.
[00:36:10]  What?
[00:36:10]  Ride a scooter around in order to get high fives from the local cents.
[00:36:14]  I like smoking cigars in parks, but that's a summer thing.
[00:36:17]  You don't meet people that way.
[00:36:19]  Cigar bars?
[00:36:21]  I got a cigar bar near my grandparents' house.
[00:36:22]  I got a cigar bar near my apartment.
[00:36:24]  Pretty dope.
[00:36:25]  Ah.
[00:36:26]  So you go to cigar bars?
[00:36:27]  Yeah.
[00:36:28]  And what about pussy?
[00:36:29]  Pusse?
[00:36:30]  I don't look for pussy.
[00:36:32]  You do not look for pussy at all?
[00:36:34]  Nope.
[00:36:35]  Not at all.
[00:36:37]  This is now linking back to the call.
[00:36:39]  Do you know what it is?
[00:36:40]  Are you trying to portray yourself as monogamous?
[00:36:42]  Do you have one girl you're focusing on?
[00:36:44]  No, I'm...
[00:36:48]  I'm too busy to worry about a lot of shit.
[00:36:50]  Like my friends, I used to have more friends.
[00:36:52]  Yeah.
[00:36:54]  I got to do laundry.
[00:36:56]  I got shit I got to do.
[00:36:57]  Good point.
[00:36:58]  Yeah.
[00:36:58]  I haven't done my taxes in three years.
[00:37:01]  Is that illegal?
[00:37:03]  They probably owe you money, dude.
[00:37:05]  Nice.
[00:37:06]  I found out about whiskeys.
[00:37:08]  What do you got?
[00:37:09]  There's different types by country and by distill.
[00:37:14]  Distillery.
[00:37:14]  All right.
[00:37:14]  So the Scotch whiskey from Scotland, right?
[00:37:16]  Right, but Makersmark spells it W-S-K-Y instead of E-Y.
[00:37:21]  It's usually E-Y in the States.
[00:37:23]  Yeah, I know.
[00:37:24]  I think it's because their original guys were Scottish-related.
[00:37:28]  Yeah, that's how the Scotch whiskey, that's how it's spelt like that.
[00:37:32]  It's usually only distilled twice, ba, ba-ba.
[00:37:34]  Irish Scotch whiskey, American whiskey, and then there's, you know, bourbons, corn whiskey, malt whiskey, rye whiskey.
[00:37:40]  So all those Tennessee whiskeys and all that, bourbon and all that, that's just American bourbon.

=== Right-Wing Like Warnings (07:22) ===

[00:37:45]  I didn't know that.
[00:37:46]  I thought it was actually like a different type.
[00:37:48]  All right.
[00:37:49]  Hey, this is from John.
[00:37:51]  I went to like a right-wing meme page on Facebook, Book, and it asked me if I was sure I wanted to like and that I should double check to be sure.
[00:38:01]  No such warning with the left-wing pages.
[00:38:04]  That's pretty juicy.
[00:38:06]  So they're called Common Sense Extremist, McCarthyism Bit.
[00:38:10]  And it says, before you like this page, when you like a page, you'll see updates from it on your newsfeed.
[00:38:16]  You may want to review Common Sense Extremist to see if this types of content it usually shares.
[00:38:21]  Are you sure you want to like it?
[00:38:24]  And then he shows himself signing up to the Young Turks, and it's just nothing.
[00:38:33]  And go back to the what, did you show the other one?
[00:38:37]  Yeah.
[00:38:38]  That's fascinating.
[00:38:39]  It reminds me of this guy, that James O'Keefe thing that was leaked recently.
[00:38:44]  Remember that one?
[00:38:46]  Project Very Task.
[00:38:48]  Google Machine Learning Fairness Whistleblower Goes Public Says Burden Lifted Off My Soul.
[00:38:52]  Do you remember that guy?
[00:38:53]  He's so not hot.
[00:38:57]  Video, the police began looking for me.
[00:38:59]  Google sent threatening Letter to Google Insider Zachary Voorhees, possibly related to Jason from Friday the 13th.
[00:39:06]  They knew what I had done, and that letter contained several demands.
[00:39:09]  Hundreds of internal Google documents leaked to Project Veritas.
[00:39:12]  News, blacklist, human raiders, R-A-T-E-R-S, they rate humans.
[00:39:18]  Google Insider wants more insiders to blow whistle.
[00:39:21]  People have been waiting for this Google Snowden moment where somebody comes out and explains what everybody already knows to be true.
[00:39:28]  I felt that our entire election system was going to be compromised forever by this company that told the American public that it was not going to do any evil.
[00:39:37]  So this Google Insider basically said that after Trump won, Google changed its motto from do no evil to we need to stop Trump winning in 2020.
[00:39:48]  Not as catchy.
[00:39:52]  Unbelievable.
[00:39:54]  All right, next.
[00:39:57]  William DeValcourt.
[00:39:59]  Hey guys, big fans and all that shiz.
[00:40:01]  When Gavin was critiquing that video on a recent podcast, it made me think of this.
[00:40:05]  So I wanted to share.
[00:40:06]  Keep feeding and don't stop believing.
[00:40:08]  This better be a good video, William, or I'm going to be pissed.
[00:40:11]  Because that farting dude really pissed me off.
[00:40:19]  Is there multiple bullshits playing?
[00:40:22]  Wait, what's going on?
[00:40:23]  Is there multiple things playing?
[00:40:25]  Or that's what I'm talking about.
[00:40:27]  Oh, oh, oh.
[00:40:32]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:40:34]  *sad*
[00:40:44]  What are we looking at?
[00:40:47]  Watch this incredible moment when a father of four hears silence for the first time.
[00:40:51]  Oh, I get it.
[00:40:52]  That's pretty funny.
[00:40:56]  That's pretty good.
[00:40:57]  It's a great concept.
[00:40:58]  I don't know.
[00:41:02]  This one is from Brandon H. It's called Cap's Clown World.
[00:41:05]  Brandon H. He took a picture of his computer screen with his weird, shitty PC keyboard from 1999.
[00:41:19]  Hey, that looks ergonomic.
[00:41:23]  What is the button?
[00:41:24]  Want to hear music?
[00:41:26]  Push music.
[00:41:28]  Want to take a picture?
[00:41:29]  Push the camera icon.
[00:41:31]  Settings is on the left.
[00:41:33]  And then, of course, feel free to check out our media center, complete with the Internet Explorer and the AOL chat, where you can send all kinds of emails.
[00:41:43]  On December 4th, A is on.
[00:41:46]  On December 11th, you put C on.
[00:41:49]  What the fuck?
[00:41:50]  Is that an illegal cable box, too?
[00:41:52]  From the early 90s.
[00:41:54]  Look at all the shitty cords back then.
[00:41:56]  And there's stains on everything and like dust.
[00:41:59]  Thanks for taking the aluminum foil that you have wrapped around the cords usually off before taking the picture.
[00:42:05]  What a fucking dirtbag.
[00:42:08]  What is this different days of the week where you have A on, C on?
[00:42:12]  Why do you have to write on?
[00:42:14]  Like, isn't that implied with that post-it note?
[00:42:16]  Can't it just say 12-4, A, 12-11, C, 12, whatever the fuck that is?
[00:42:22]  What do you think that is?
[00:42:24]  I don't know.
[00:42:25]  Weird.
[00:42:26]  This is troublesome.
[00:42:27]  Why wouldn't you just forward me the link?
[00:42:30]  Look at this MSN Sports Microsoft News.
[00:42:33]  You know, he looks at the news that comes up on his browser.
[00:42:37]  This guy just made the show.
[00:42:40]  This has got to be a boomer, right?
[00:42:42]  Yeah, this is a boomerang.
[00:42:43]  Who looks at an article and goes, oh, I got to show Gavin this.
[00:42:53]  Did he scan this?
[00:42:55]  This was a photo taken from a disposable camera, scanned it, sent it.
[00:42:58]  You have a camera button on your computer.
[00:43:00]  Can't that do a screen grab?
[00:43:04]  In the future, connecting the industry, vessel tracking.
[00:43:08]  What a weirdo.
[00:43:11]  What an absolute fucking weirdo.
[00:43:13]  Anyway, sorry, to get to your letter, Brandon.
[00:43:16]  Colin Kaepernick is the black Grinch for those who dream of a white America.
[00:43:21]  By Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, no less.
[00:43:24]  Wow, that's pretty good.
[00:43:25]  Why don't you have it up?
[00:43:26]  All right.
[00:43:27]  Dang it.
[00:43:27]  Oops.
[00:43:30]  So Colin Kaepernick sent a tweet on Thanksgiving and the white-wing media.
[00:43:37]  It must suck when you're a black dude like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar who became a Muslim when it was cool with Nation of Islam and everything.
[00:43:44]  And then they became terrible.
[00:43:46]  Then they became jihadists and uncool.
[00:43:48]  And you're stuck with the name Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
[00:43:51]  Like when Cat Stevens became Muslim, it was almost like he became Buddhist.
[00:43:55]  It was, oh, he became a weird Middle Eastern religion.
[00:43:58]  Sounds exciting.
[00:43:59]  Does he have a sword?
[00:44:01]  And now it's like, oh, you're the child fuckers.
[00:44:03]  Yeah.
[00:44:04]  Who blow up the World Trade Center.
[00:44:06]  Yeah.
[00:44:07]  Who beat women to death and throw gays off buildings and shoot Jews in the head.
[00:44:12]  That's such a cool name, Kareemi Kareem.
[00:44:16]  The white-wing media wants to make sure you know about it.
[00:44:18]  Breitbart, The Washington Times, Fox News, and the rest of the usual suspects quickly reported the contents of this provocative tweet.
[00:44:27]  Spent the morning at the Indigenous People's Sunrise Ceremony on the 50th anniversary of the occupation of Alcatraz.
[00:44:32]  The U.S. government has stolen over 1 billion acres of land from Indigenous people.
[00:44:37]  Thank you to my Indigenous family.
[00:44:39]  I'm with you today and always.
[00:44:43]  Wow.
[00:44:45]  All right.
[00:44:45]  I think that's enough.
[00:44:47]  That shook me out of Ryan's bad mood.
[00:44:49]  Yeah, that was great.
[00:44:50]  And made me laugh.
[00:44:51]  I like it when people are less good.

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[00:44:53]  They're worse than I am.
[00:44:54]  I don't want to tarnish it with anything else.
[00:44:58]  So, yeah, this is the Christmas episodes.
[00:45:00]  Tomorrow will be more of the same reading mail.
[00:45:03]  Christmas Day, we still have a show.
[00:45:04]  We've got a lot of new shows coming up in the new year.
[00:45:07]  You'll be happy to see.
[00:45:08]  I'm going to say that as a little surprise, but you keep getting more bang for your buck, especially those who signed up when it was just this show.