Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E71 - INTRODUCING LARRY
Aired: 2019-10-14
Duration: 30:04


=== Columbus Day and the Battle of White Plains (02:19) ===

[00:00:11]  Knights in White Saturn.
[00:00:13]  Oh, live from New York.
[00:00:16]  It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
[00:00:21]  Letters are written.
[00:00:24]  All right.
[00:00:25]  Never meaning to send.
[00:00:30]  Beauty at all.
[00:00:32]  All right, ready?
[00:00:34]  All right, ready?
[00:00:37]  Hi, I'm Gary filling in for Kevin McGinnis.
[00:00:44]  Welcome to an extra special Columbus Day episode and month of October special.
[00:00:54]  Columbus was very famous for the three ships Anina Pinta Santa Maria coming over to discover America, which was a great thing.
[00:01:06]  And he was well known all these years for that and celebrated on October 13th of every year.
[00:01:18]  Also, I would like to talk about October 28th, 1776.
[00:01:26]  That was the Battle of White Plains.
[00:01:29]  They had three battles in White Plains.
[00:01:33]  They had Miller Hill, Battle Hill, and Merritt Hill.
[00:01:39]  Now, Merritt Hill is in East White Plains, West Terrace, the Civil Lake area of White Plains.
[00:01:50]  And I used to go in the 1960s to see the reenactment of the Battle of the White Plains, which was very good.
[00:01:59]  And my cousin Janet used to take a lot of color pictures of the red coats and the blue coats.
[00:02:07]  And it was very interesting.
[00:02:10]  But after a while, they didn't do it anymore.
[00:02:13]  They probably did it up until the 70s, and then they stopped it for some reason.

=== Passed: The Post Office Retirement (12:33) ===

[00:02:19]  And now it's grown out, the shrubbery's up and everything on Merritt Hill.
[00:02:26]  But you could see it.
[00:02:29]  It's fenced off.
[00:02:31]  But from the road on Lake Street, you could see it, Merritt Hill.
[00:02:37]  It's going up towards the West County Airport.
[00:02:42]  It's going on the left side, you'll see it going up on Lake Street, just a little past the center of West Taras and Silver Lake.
[00:02:57]  And also, I'd like to talk about my mother.
[00:03:00]  My mother's name is Rose Annie.
[00:03:05]  And my name, of course, Carrie Annie after my mother, after my father.
[00:03:10]  But my mother lives in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
[00:03:16]  About a year ago, she broke her hip.
[00:03:19]  She's 89 years old now.
[00:03:21]  She was 88 then when she broke her hip.
[00:03:25]  And when she broke her hip, they replaced the hip and then they had to remove it because of infection.
[00:03:34]  They had to remove the hip.
[00:03:36]  And unfortunately and very sadly, she is unable to walk now for almost a year.
[00:03:47]  She has a woman that's younger, my age, a little older than me, one year older than me.
[00:03:55]  Her name is Beverly.
[00:03:57]  She takes care of all of mom's personal business.
[00:04:02]  And she recently sold mom's car because mom might never be able to walk again at 89 and she's moving on in age.
[00:04:12]  She might not ever be able to walk again.
[00:04:14]  And of course, she won't be able to drive.
[00:04:17]  But the house, the townhouse that mom has in Myrtle Beach is still there and might not be sold for a while or might not even be sold.
[00:04:30]  I really don't know.
[00:04:32]  But it was me and my sister, Louise.
[00:04:36]  Louise passed away five years ago of cancer.
[00:04:42]  And I am the sole inheritor if anything happens to mom.
[00:04:49]  And I get everything.
[00:04:51]  And recently, my uncle passed away.
[00:04:54]  My uncle Rudy, my father's brother, he was two years older than my father.
[00:05:01]  As of September 15th this year, he would have been 93, but he never made it.
[00:05:06]  About three and a half months ago, he passed away four months ago.
[00:05:11]  And mom tells me she thinks I'm in his will.
[00:05:15]  So I have to go up to see a woman, Barbara Borowski, who took care of Uncle Rudy's or Uncle Rudy's personal business and see if I'm in the will.
[00:05:31]  And I'll do that as soon as I can.
[00:05:34]  Now, she inherited the house from her father, so I think I know where she lives, and I have to go up there.
[00:05:40]  That also was in Silver Lake West Harris.
[00:05:45]  How long have I been talking about that?
[00:05:46]  Well, can I ask?
[00:05:47]  What would you do with that?
[00:05:48]  Let's say you got...
[00:05:51]  $100,000.
[00:05:52]  What would you do with $100,000?
[00:05:54]  I would go into Myrtle Beach and buy a condominium.
[00:05:58]  Okay, nice.
[00:05:59]  Yeah.
[00:06:00]  Like some oceanside property?
[00:06:03]  No, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:06:05]  Oh, no.
[00:06:07]  No.
[00:06:07]  It's nice down there, right?
[00:06:08]  I mean, it's beautiful down there.
[00:06:10]  You ever been there?
[00:06:10]  Myrtle Beach, of course.
[00:06:13]  Yeah, right.
[00:06:14]  All right, so how long are they talking about?
[00:06:15]  12 minutes?
[00:06:17]  That's been about seven minutes.
[00:06:19]  Seven minutes?
[00:06:20]  Yep.
[00:06:20]  But this is good stuff.
[00:06:21]  I mean, you know.
[00:06:23]  What about your upbringing?
[00:06:23]  Like, where did you go?
[00:06:25]  Yes, I was born in White Plains Hospital on September 25th, 1951.
[00:06:35]  And that's the year color TV came out.
[00:06:38]  Wow, nice.
[00:06:39]  But they had to take color TV off the market for three years because they couldn't get a good black and white signal.
[00:06:47]  They brought it back in 1954, and back then it was pretty much perfected.
[00:06:53]  I seen the first color TV in 1959.
[00:06:56]  My uncle had it.
[00:06:58]  He bought one, a Dumont or an RCA.
[00:07:01]  I think it was an RCA, though.
[00:07:04]  And I watched for the first time color, and I seen in color the price is right.
[00:07:12]  And I think it might have been Bob Barker back then, too, but I'm not really sure.
[00:07:17]  I can't remember long back then, you know, that far back.
[00:07:21]  It looks something like this, right?
[00:07:22]  What?
[00:07:23]  Let's see.
[00:07:23]  These TVs here, you see that?
[00:07:25]  I'd say.
[00:07:26]  Let's see.
[00:07:30]  No, it was around two.
[00:07:32]  This one right here.
[00:07:33]  It's around two.
[00:07:34]  Oh, there we go.
[00:07:35]  Take a round two.
[00:07:36]  Around two.
[00:07:37]  Oh, yeah, take a seat.
[00:07:38]  You know what?
[00:07:38]  I'll put the TV there so you can see this thing.
[00:07:41]  Right there.
[00:07:41]  Okay, great.
[00:07:42]  Yeah, but take a seat because the microphone over there, otherwise we can't hear you.
[00:07:45]  Okay.
[00:07:46]  So what else?
[00:07:49]  So you got that Color Tube TV.
[00:07:51]  Yeah.
[00:07:52]  In 1961.
[00:07:54]  And that year, 1961, when they had Color TV started, baseball that year was, believe it or not, in Color.
[00:08:04]  What's your team?
[00:08:05]  Oh, I don't know.
[00:08:06]  Oh, you're not a fan of baseball?
[00:08:08]  No.
[00:08:09]  I wasn't born.
[00:08:11]  How about now, though?
[00:08:12]  Color TV might have come out before I was born or after I was born or around when I was born.
[00:08:19]  Sure.
[00:08:19]  But I was born, like I said, in White Plains Hospital.
[00:08:26]  September 25th just recently passed.
[00:08:30]  I just turned 68 years old.
[00:08:33]  Oh, happy birthday.
[00:08:34]  That's right.
[00:08:34]  Yeah, 68.
[00:08:36]  Yeah.
[00:08:37]  15 minutes now?
[00:08:39]  It's about nine minutes now.
[00:08:40]  So I just want to ask you, though.
[00:08:41]  So after that, did you go to White Plains High School?
[00:08:46]  Yes, I did.
[00:08:47]  Gotcha.
[00:08:48]  So I went to Underhill Elementary School in Silver Lake.
[00:08:56]  Then I went to in Silver Lake to Samuel Preston Junior High School and to the ninth grade.
[00:09:10]  And fortunately and very luckily, I was on the honor roll all year in the eighth grade.
[00:09:20]  I was a BB plus student all year and I did very well.
[00:09:26]  Unfortunately, I got sick and came down with depression in the ninth grade and I didn't do well, just really passed.
[00:09:38]  And I didn't do well in the 10th grade, so I had to leave school because of the very severe depression that I came down with.
[00:09:51]  In fact, some years later, 1972, August 16th, 1972, I had to be hospitalized.
[00:10:02]  Well, I didn't have to be, but I was hospitalized because of depression and spent a year or four months in the hospital in White Plains, New York Hospital on Bloomingdale Road, White Plains.
[00:10:18]  I worked at that time, like I said, for the post office, which I retired, disability retirement from the post office I get now.
[00:10:27]  And I was in the post office from 1970 until my disability retirement, November 75, 1975.
[00:10:39]  And yeah, I did very well in the post office.
[00:10:46]  I was a letter sorter by hand.
[00:10:49]  They did at that time, back then, 1971, come out with LSMs, leather sorting machines, but I never really got to use them.
[00:11:02]  I was all by hand.
[00:11:04]  And it was all priority mail incoming Westchester County that I used to sort the mail to.
[00:11:13]  Yeah, I enjoyed that.
[00:11:15]  I enjoyed my work, but unfortunately, because of my severe depression and my hospitalization, I had to leave.
[00:11:28]  And the superintendent of mails suggested that I go on disability retirement, and that's what I did.
[00:11:36]  So I'm getting disability retirement money now for over 45 years.
[00:11:41]  Wow.
[00:11:41]  Do you think that working at the post office made you depressed, or was that something completely different?
[00:11:48]  Do you think there was a cause for it or was it kind of a medical?
[00:11:51]  No, no, no, no, no.
[00:11:52]  Just one of those things that happened.
[00:11:55]  Yeah.
[00:11:56]  Gotcha.
[00:11:57]  And after the post office, some years later, I became a plumber's helper.
[00:12:04]  And I worked for Sal Galasso, his plumbing business, about 1984 to like 1988, 89.
[00:12:21]  And believe it or not, Sal Galaso lived in Silver Lake.
[00:12:26]  And believe it or not, this is something that's very interesting.
[00:12:33]  His uncle, his mother's brother was Lucky Luciano, the mobster.
[00:12:38]  Oh, I've heard of Lucky Luciano, yeah.
[00:12:40]  Yeah, that was her.
[00:12:43]  Sal Galasso's uncle was, and he said the Lucky Luciano is called Lucky because he never really got caught.
[00:12:54]  But suddenly in Rome Airport, I think he had a heart attack, eventually had a heart attack and passed away, died.
[00:13:04]  And I don't know how old he was, I don't remember, but I know there are books on him.
[00:13:12]  And I did have a book one time, and I gave it to Sal Galasso's sister, and she said, Eh, we really don't appreciate this.
[00:13:24]  But anyway, I guess because he was a mobster.
[00:13:27]  But she says, I know all about the book, she says.
[00:13:31]  She says, some of it's true, some of it, you know, isn't.
[00:13:35]  Yeah.
[00:13:36]  No.
[00:13:37]  A little boosted up to me.
[00:13:41]  And now it's my living on my mother's side is my Uncle Johnny and my mother.
[00:13:48]  They're the two left.
[00:13:50]  Uncle Johnny lives in Armonk on Faraway Road off of the main drag there.
[00:14:00]  You ever see the family members?
[00:14:03]  You ever see the family members?
[00:14:04]  When's the last time you got to see them?
[00:14:05]  Well, I haven't seen Uncle Johnny in some years.
[00:14:10]  But, well, he's, unfortunately, my Aunt Marianne, Uncle Johnny's wife, is suffering from Alzheimer's, and he has a rough time, you know, taking care of her.
[00:14:24]  But he's managing, and she, well, she'll never get really better.
[00:14:29]  But she's hanging in there, you know.
[00:14:32]  Yeah.

=== Atlantic City Shows (05:55) ===

[00:14:34]  How do you feel nowadays, though?
[00:14:35]  Because you went through that depression thing, but nowadays you feel like a little better?
[00:14:40]  Oh, I take medication.
[00:14:43]  Okay, gotcha.
[00:14:44]  I take medication for depression.
[00:14:46]  Depression.
[00:14:47]  And it makes you feel better, and you're fine with that?
[00:14:49]  Yes.
[00:14:50]  What do you like to eat?
[00:14:50]  What are some of the things that you like to eat?
[00:14:57]  Yeah.
[00:14:57]  I like lasagna.
[00:14:59]  Lasagna is really good.
[00:15:00]  I like meatballs.
[00:15:02]  Yeah, they're good.
[00:15:03]  And my suggestion is go to Augie's for meatballs.
[00:15:07]  They give you six nice-sized meatballs for $9 in change, which isn't bad.
[00:15:14]  And you can get a wedge, a meatball wedge, during lunch.
[00:15:21]  But other than that, during the day, they just give it in a bowl of meatballs.
[00:15:28]  When you were a kid, what did you used to do for fun?
[00:15:30]  Did you have any friends that you would go play?
[00:15:32]  Well, we had the park.
[00:15:33]  Yeah.
[00:15:34]  Did you play sports?
[00:15:36]  No, no, no, no.
[00:15:37]  We had the park, and we used to go to the movies at the park on Wednesday nights.
[00:15:47]  What's your favorite movie?
[00:15:49]  Well, I really have no favorite movie.
[00:15:53]  I'm not a moviegoer, really.
[00:15:54]  Oh, I see.
[00:15:55]  Gotcha.
[00:15:56]  And then on Thursday nights, they used to have the dances.
[00:16:00]  They used to have the dances.
[00:16:01]  And sometimes they bring in a band, you know.
[00:16:05]  But back then, it was like violins and so on.
[00:16:10]  It was different music back then.
[00:16:13]  But anyway, that was very interesting.
[00:16:18]  And when you go into the movies on Wednesday nights, all you do is bring a you had to bring a blanket to sit on the bleacher.
[00:16:29]  On the ground.
[00:16:29]  Oh, on the ground, okay.
[00:16:30]  Yeah.
[00:16:31]  Because it's a park, yeah.
[00:16:32]  Yeah, and then bring a bag of potato chips, which we always brought.
[00:16:38]  And that's about it.
[00:16:39]  Maybe a drink, and that's about it.
[00:16:42]  And I have another uncle on my father's side.
[00:16:52]  Artie is named.
[00:16:55]  Artie.
[00:16:56]  Yeah, but I haven't seen him in many years.
[00:16:59]  And I heard he lives up in Carmel, New York, but I don't know.
[00:17:03]  And he has two daughters and a younger son.
[00:17:10]  He's named after my middle name, Stephen.
[00:17:14]  And Stephen is an attorney in North Carolina, and he's over 45 now.
[00:17:24]  I don't know exactly.
[00:17:25]  Well, he was born in December 72, so he's over 45 now.
[00:17:31]  And so you ever, you've been to Myrtle Beach, right?
[00:17:35]  Oh, many times to see my mother.
[00:17:37]  What are some other places?
[00:17:38]  Have you ever traveled around the country or have you ever left the country?
[00:17:42]  I've never been to Indiana.
[00:17:43]  I had an aunt that lived there.
[00:17:45]  Cool.
[00:17:45]  Indiana?
[00:17:46]  South Bend.
[00:17:47]  South Bend, Indiana?
[00:17:49]  Which is where Notre Dame College is.
[00:17:52]  Oh, that's right.
[00:17:52]  Yes.
[00:17:53]  Have you ever been to California?
[00:17:55]  No.
[00:17:56]  Have you ever been to Florida, yes.
[00:17:58]  Florida, yeah.
[00:17:59]  Yes.
[00:17:59]  Once.
[00:18:00]  How about anywhere else on the East Coast?
[00:18:02]  Have you ever been to Vegas?
[00:18:04]  No.
[00:18:05]  What other states have you been to?
[00:18:07]  Well, Atlantic City.
[00:18:09]  Atlantic City.
[00:18:11]  You ever gambled down there?
[00:18:13]  Yeah, but very little gambling.
[00:18:14]  I used to go to Atlantic City basically for the shows, the shows that they had there.
[00:18:21]  And I see many people in Atlantic City.
[00:18:24]  I seen Dion of Dion and the Belmonts.
[00:18:29]  I've seen Temptations.
[00:18:33]  I've seen Rich Little do impersonations.
[00:18:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:18:37]  What's your favorite impersonation that he did?
[00:18:38]  I remember Rich Little.
[00:18:40]  Oh, he did a lot of them.
[00:18:41]  He did Richard Nixon.
[00:18:43]  He did John Carson.
[00:18:46]  Johnny Carson.
[00:18:46]  Richard Nixon.
[00:18:48]  Yeah.
[00:18:49]  I'm Not a Crook.
[00:18:50]  Yeah, right.
[00:18:52]  And he did Jack Nicholson, too, remember?
[00:18:54]  Oh, I didn't know that.
[00:18:55]  Yeah, he put the hair back like this.
[00:18:57]  What are you looking at?
[00:18:58]  Jonathan Belmont?
[00:18:59]  Yep.
[00:19:00]  You did?
[00:19:00]  You did look at it?
[00:19:02]  Let's see.
[00:19:02]  Let's see.
[00:19:03]  Yeah.
[00:19:05]  All right, yeah.
[00:19:06]  There's Dion on the right.
[00:19:10]  Second from right.
[00:19:11]  Second from the right.
[00:19:13]  I think that's him.
[00:19:15]  I think.
[00:19:17]  This is like the Jonas brothers in the 1950s, right?
[00:19:20]  Yes.
[00:19:21]  Yes.
[00:19:23]  Yeah, that's Dion right there.
[00:19:25]  Mexican man, eh?
[00:19:27]  Good with the man.
[00:19:28]  Pretty good stuff.
[00:19:30]  Yeah, pretty good.
[00:19:31]  what else do you want to know?
[00:19:33]  About 20 minutes, right?
[00:19:35]  Yeah, we're about at 20.
[00:19:37]  Actually, yeah.
[00:19:38]  20 minutes, 40 seconds.
[00:19:40]  So we got 10 more minutes.
[00:19:41]  Why don't we try to go into what are some good memories that you had from back in the day?
[00:19:48]  Well, I had to hang out with my cousin Kenny, which lived in my grandfather's house in the attic.
[00:19:59]  And I used to stay over, and we used to get along well.
[00:20:03]  And we have some arguments and fights.
[00:20:06]  And I bit his finger one time, and it blew up.
[00:20:10]  Oh, my God.
[00:20:11]  And my aunt said, you guys got to get along together now.

=== 1969 Ponty Like the Mans (03:02) ===

[00:20:16]  How old were you then?
[00:20:17]  Finger biting and stuff.
[00:20:18]  I'm going to be about 10, 11.
[00:20:20]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:20:21]  Who hasn't bit somebody's finger at 10?
[00:20:25]  Do you believe in ghosts?
[00:20:27]  No, but I believe in God.
[00:20:28]  I believe in God too, Gary.
[00:20:30]  And I'm Roman Catholic.
[00:20:35]  Do you ever pray to God?
[00:20:37]  Do you ever pray?
[00:20:38]  Oh, sure.
[00:20:39]  Nice.
[00:20:43]  For years, I've been seeing once in a while a priest up at Marino, New York, which is just north of Austin.
[00:20:52]  I've done that.
[00:20:55]  And I got to, in fact, that reminds me I got to call Father Moran very soon and tell him I'd like to see him on a Saturday because my friend works Monday through Friday.
[00:21:08]  And I have no car now.
[00:21:10]  That's one thing.
[00:21:11]  I don't have a car anymore.
[00:21:13]  My license was suspended.
[00:21:16]  It's a long mishap what happened, but I hope to get my license back not long from now.
[00:21:24]  Yeah.
[00:21:25]  What kind of car do you have?
[00:21:27]  I had a Honda Civic.
[00:21:29]  Those are reliable.
[00:21:30]  Those will last you a lifetime, right?
[00:21:32]  A 2001, a 2002 CIBIC.
[00:21:36]  Yeah, what else?
[00:21:39]  Those are good on gas?
[00:21:40]  Yes, really good.
[00:21:42]  The parts are cheap?
[00:21:43]  Yes.
[00:21:44]  Well, I don't know about that, but.
[00:21:46]  Well, yeah, I mean, you know.
[00:21:47]  Yeah.
[00:21:48]  But, all right, so you had that.
[00:21:50]  What other cars did you have in your past, though?
[00:21:53]  Do you ever have something real nice?
[00:21:54]  My first car my mother bought me just before I got my license.
[00:21:58]  She bought me the car.
[00:22:00]  It was the 1969 Pontiac Le Mans.
[00:22:05]  1969 Pontiac Le Mans.
[00:22:08]  Take a look at it.
[00:22:10]  Le Mans.
[00:22:15]  Wow, that's looking nice, man.
[00:22:17]  That's a nice car.
[00:22:19]  You like that?
[00:22:20]  It almost looks like a muscle car, almost like a GTO.
[00:22:25]  I don't like it.
[00:22:27]  No?
[00:22:27]  No.
[00:22:28]  I don't look like it.
[00:22:30]  It says right here, 1969 Ponty like the Mans.
[00:22:35]  Yeah.
[00:22:35]  That looks like a nice car.
[00:22:36]  It almost looks like a, you know, not too different from a GTO.
[00:22:40]  You can tell the back of it.
[00:22:42]  Yeah, there it is.
[00:22:43]  There it is, yeah.
[00:22:44]  Got that smooth kind of back.
[00:22:45]  What else?
[00:22:46]  What else do you want?
[00:22:47]  Oh, just, if you don't mind sitting back at the desk just so you can get your microphone.
[00:22:51]  What else?
[00:22:52]  So, um.
[00:22:53]  Remember the Fons?
[00:22:56]  Yeah.
[00:22:57]  Was that big back then?
[00:22:58]  By the way, in the Fons happy days, Potsy Weber, Anson Williams, was born on the same day I was.

=== Alright, Let's See (07:01) ===

[00:23:09]  Really?
[00:23:10]  September 25th.
[00:23:13]  It might be there on.
[00:23:14]  1951?
[00:23:16]  No.
[00:23:16]  Over 1950?
[00:23:17]  No.
[00:23:18]  He was born September 25th.
[00:23:22]  Oh, I don't know what year.
[00:23:23]  Gotcha.
[00:23:24]  Also on September 25th was Barbara Walters and Christopher Reeves, the Superman.
[00:23:36]  Yes.
[00:23:36]  The 25th of September.
[00:23:38]  The most famous man to ever grace a wheelchair.
[00:23:43]  Is that what they say?
[00:23:44]  I think so.
[00:23:45]  All right.
[00:23:46]  What else?
[00:23:46]  Well, you got Stephen Hawking.
[00:23:47]  Well, I got 25 minutes, all right?
[00:23:49]  Yeah.
[00:23:51]  Five minutes, and then I go.
[00:23:52]  Do you want to hear my Barbara Walters impression?
[00:23:56]  What about Barbara Walters?
[00:23:58]  This is my impression of Barbara Walters.
[00:24:01]  Hello, I'm Barbara Walters.
[00:24:06]  All right, what else?
[00:24:07]  What else?
[00:24:08]  I can do some other impressions.
[00:24:09]  Just kind of, I mean, because...
[00:24:12]  You got an impression, please?
[00:24:14]  Yes.
[00:24:17]  Dracula, Bell Lagozi.
[00:24:19]  Ah, yes, classic.
[00:24:21]  Four more hours to bite.
[00:24:23]  That's really good.
[00:24:24]  That didn't even sound like you.
[00:24:25]  That's awesome.
[00:24:26]  Sounds like him, right?
[00:24:27]  Yeah, that's cool.
[00:24:29]  Well, can I do an impression for you?
[00:24:30]  Name somebody that you know.
[00:24:32]  I don't know.
[00:24:33]  I don't know.
[00:24:33]  Let me see.
[00:24:34]  Johnny Carson.
[00:24:36]  Oh, wow.
[00:24:36]  That is some weird, wild stuff.
[00:24:41]  That's some weird, wild stuff there.
[00:24:43]  How about I'll do a Karnak.
[00:24:45]  You remember Karnak?
[00:24:46]  No.
[00:24:46]  Karnak?
[00:24:47]  Remember?
[00:24:47]  He would take the envelope and he'd have the big turban on.
[00:24:50]  He'd be like, oh, let me see here.
[00:24:51]  Well, how about Johnny Carson?
[00:24:54]  Oh, let me see.
[00:24:56]  Let me see.
[00:24:57]  What's the word?
[00:25:00]  Free speech.
[00:25:01]  Okay, oh.
[00:25:02]  Let's see.
[00:25:03]  Free speech here.
[00:25:08]  You remember.
[00:25:09]  Alright.
[00:25:09]  I'm not doing a good job.
[00:25:10]  But I'm going to show you Karnak.
[00:25:12]  It's Johnny Carson's Karnak.
[00:25:14]  You're going to remember this.
[00:25:15]  Let me see.
[00:25:18]  Yeah.
[00:25:18]  Yeah, I'm doing it.
[00:25:20]  I do remember.
[00:25:25]  That's Carson.
[00:25:27]  And that's Ed McMahon.
[00:25:28]  Ed McMahon, yep.
[00:25:33]  Oh, yeah.
[00:25:34]  Okay.
[00:25:36]  You got to use the bathroom?
[00:25:37]  Yeah, I have to.
[00:25:38]  Alright, hold on, one second.
[00:25:41]  Where is it?
[00:25:42]  We got a bathroom right over here.
[00:25:44]  Yeah.
[00:25:44]  I'm left.
[00:25:50]  I got it on four minutes, right?
[00:25:52]  Yep.
[00:25:56]  You're welcome.
[00:25:57]  We're taking a small bathroom break.
[00:26:01]  This is Karnash.
[00:26:04]  What are the three qualifications to be a Major League Baseball player?
[00:26:07]  the Major League Baseball player.
[00:26:09]  Thank you.
[00:26:15]  Blood sugar.
[00:26:16]  Blood sugar.
[00:26:21]  What should a vampire cut down on when he's on a diet?
[00:26:24]  LAUGHTER Habits.
[00:26:33]  All right.
[00:26:34]  What's that?
[00:26:34]  My habits.
[00:26:36]  Your habits?
[00:26:36]  Okay, we'll talk about the habits.
[00:26:39]  I really have not too many bad habits.
[00:26:46]  I quit drinking over 30 years ago.
[00:26:49]  I used to be a big beer drinker.
[00:26:53]  What was your poison of choice?
[00:26:56]  What was your favorite beer?
[00:26:57]  What was your drink?
[00:26:58]  Oh, Schaefer Budweiser.
[00:27:01]  Schaefer.
[00:27:02]  I don't even make that anymore.
[00:27:03]  Or Budweiser.
[00:27:05]  But back then, Schaefer.
[00:27:07]  But I do have one bad habit, which I can't kind of kick.
[00:27:15]  I smoke.
[00:27:16]  I smoke two to three packs of cigarettes a day.
[00:27:19]  Wow.
[00:27:20]  Over 50 years.
[00:27:22]  Holy camoly, that's a lot of cigarettes.
[00:27:23]  But I'm not...
[00:27:27]  Do you like cigars?
[00:27:29]  I smoke them occasionally.
[00:27:31]  I have very nice cigars.
[00:27:33]  Actually, I have two of mine.
[00:27:36]  I'm going to take that $20 and buy some cigarettes.
[00:27:38]  Can I give you a cigar for my personal collection?
[00:27:41]  You can.
[00:27:42]  I would like to give you an Arturo Fuente.
[00:27:44]  Yeah, you can give me one.
[00:27:45]  Have you heard of those?
[00:27:46]  Yes.
[00:27:47]  Okay.
[00:27:47]  We're done, right?
[00:27:48]  Well, just keep talking real quick.
[00:27:50]  Talk about the habit.
[00:27:51]  When did you first start smoking and first starting?
[00:27:53]  I started smoking when I was 15 years old.
[00:27:58]  Yeah, I started back then and never really kicked a habit.
[00:28:06]  Ah.
[00:28:10]  Yeah.
[00:28:13]  Alright, I gotta go.
[00:28:16]  I gotta take off.
[00:28:20]  Alright, well, I'd like to present you real quick.
[00:28:22]  Sit at the desk, and I'll come over to you.
[00:28:24]  So just wait, so you have the microphone here.
[00:28:26]  Yeah, all right.
[00:28:28]  So this is our turtle Fuente for my personal cigar.
[00:28:31]  Yes, very nice.
[00:28:32]  Very nice.
[00:28:33]  Yes, yes.
[00:28:34]  And do you need me to clip it for you?
[00:28:36]  No.
[00:28:36]  You got it?
[00:28:37]  I'll do that.
[00:28:38]  So why don't we sign off?
[00:28:40]  So if you could just look into that camera and just say a little something, you know, thank you for...
[00:28:50]  And we'll be seeing you again and talking again with you.
[00:28:55]  Oh, also.
[00:28:56]  Thank you.
[00:28:56]  He wraps up the show like this.
[00:28:58]  Wait, one more second?
[00:28:59]  If you could just sit at the seat and say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
[00:29:06]  What?
[00:29:07]  Here, I'm going to write it down for you.
[00:29:09]  This is how he ends every show.
[00:29:12]  So, get fired.
[00:29:16]  Get fired?
[00:29:18]  Yeah, why would you say that?
[00:29:22]  It's almost like a line from a movie at this point where it's like, it's just something that I said.
[00:29:29]  Hold on one second.
[00:29:30]  Don't get in trouble.
[00:29:32]  Be brave.
[00:29:37]  And never.
[00:29:41]  Alright, stop fighting.
[00:29:45]  I'm bringing it over to you right now.
[00:29:47]  Here we go.
[00:29:49]  Say this?
[00:29:50]  Yep.
[00:29:51]  Alright.
[00:29:52]  Alright, so take care.
[00:29:54]  Get fired.
[00:29:55]  Get in trouble.
[00:29:57]  Be brave.
[00:29:58]  And never stop fighting.
[00:30:00]  And now throw the paper at the camera.
[00:30:01]  And throw the paper at the camera.
[00:30:02]  Yeah, go ahead.