Get Off My Lawn Podcast #94 | I’m literally worse than a thousand literally Hitlers.
This heavily political show is all about the left’s determination to win this coming election at all costs. They’ve branded me as worse than Hitler and convinced half the country I run a violent street gang. However, much worse than that, this bizarre caravan appears to be sent to the border to make Trump look bad. Are they willing to sacrifice children for a photo op? I’ll survive this persecution, especially after I sue the pants off of everyone involved, but if anyone dies at the border, everyone involved is going to hell.
That's better than being literally worse than a million literal Hitlers.
Right?
Literal Hitlers.
It's all about the numbers.
Actually, it's not about the numbers, because Hitler killed 6 million, but communism has way more dead bodies behind it, and there's no stigma whatsoever with communism.
It's cool, especially in New York.
You walk around with a shirt with Mao on it.
Mao slaughtered 80 million of his people.
And that's not a big deal.
In fact, if you go to China, you'll see statues of him all over the place.
I lived in Taipei for a long time, and I was always baffled by that.
Actually, Taipei is Taiwan, so he's not as popular there.
They have Chiang Kai-shek everywhere.
Who I have a giant tattoo of, by the way.
No, in mainland China, which you have to go to every four months to renew your visa, Um, Mainland China has Mao everywhere.
Big statues of him.
He killed 80 million of you guys.
Stalin... At least Stalin has some stigma, doesn't he?
Although, no, you see people defending him.
Remember that dude Oliver Stone?
He did, uh...
He did a big article, I think it was a documentary even, that talked about Stalin.
It was basically Stalin, he was a Stalin apologist.
Joseph Stalin demonized by Russia's enemies.
And he didn't get a lot of pushback.
In fact, I think the New York Times denied that Stalin committed a genocide and starved all those Ukrainians.
And they won, you know, journalism awards for this.
So yeah, Stalin's not a bad guy.
Mao's not a bad guy.
Hitler is a bad guy, just to be clear here, folks.
But it's funny how they can call everyone else literally Hitler and then literally have Che Guevara on his shirt who literally shot thousands of people in the head and loved every minute of it.
And those people included gays that he didn't like, he was racist, and anyone who seemed like a threat to the new regime.
Shot in the head.
There's no logic to it, is, I guess, my point.
And boy, they've been coming after me.
It's funny, too, though.
Like, they call me a white nationalist and say I'm the leader of a violent extremist group.
That's very damning.
That's permanently on your reputation.
Neither are true, of course.
But being banned from Facebook and Instagram and Twitter, those are, I mean, I was saying to Owen Benjamin, I have two minds about it.
One, I don't like this sort of You know, cyber censorship, and big tech getting in bed with the DNC, and making up the word Nazi, and then... See, they make you a straw man, they say you're a Nazi, and violent hate group, and then they say, well, you're banned for being in a violent hate group.
And you go, but that's not me, that's your straw man you invented.
And they go, take it up with the straw man.
And it's kind of a smart way to mess with someone.
Because you make the straw man, and then you punish the straw man.
Now you're two steps away from justice.
First you have to prove you're not the straw man, and then you have to get all your stuff back.
Kind of smart.
It's like you draw a swastika on someone, put a knife in their hand, and then beat them up.
And when the cops come, you go, that Nazi was trying to stab me.
But, on a very personal level, I could give a shit.
They're apps.
I was spending way too much time on them anyway.
I was smart enough to download all my pictures on Instagram, but I can't put my kids on Instagram, so I have all my kid pics saved.
And that's all you really care about as a parent.
You don't care about the time you looked super hot in that selfie.
Oh fuck, my gorgeous pictures are gone!
Shit!
And Twitter's a good way to get news, but I can still go on Twitter Moments and see that.
And Facebook I didn't really use.
I mean, I was on a group or two where I could see, like, funny viral videos, but you just go to Reddit for that or something.
Nazis using Reddit to find funny videos!
Stop them now!
Um... But it's a funny philosophy that's going on with the DNC.
And I don't usually make these political, but we got the elections coming up.
This might be the last one I do before the elections.
So we might as well just spend a little bit of time on this.
I... I'm a... I'm convinced that there's lots of false flags going on.
Obviously, mass shootings are all real.
I would never deny that.
But that doesn't mean you don't use the word false flag.
False flag means a thing that happened that was set up And I'm sorry I don't believe this caravan.
I think it's all... I'm involved.
The caravan... Not the synagogue shooting.
Not... Maybe the bombs.
I'll put a question mark on the bombs.
The fake bombs.
But definitely the caravan and me, this was all premeditated.
And I'm obviously not saying I'm in the same category as something as massive as the caravan, but there's lots of shit going on at once here.
And I think it comes from up above.
Maybe not Soros, but the DNC.
And they say, look guys, we got a problem.
We are acting like unhinged lunatics.
And I know that we said that.
We said, let's just burn this place to the ground, make Trump look bad.
But it didn't.
It's making us look bad.
And this guy Chadwick Moore came up with jobs, not mobs.
And the president tweeted it out and now we're the mobs party.
Yeah, but we have been employing Antifa and making them do stuff and employing these radicals to mess with people and throw and attack MAGA hats and all this stuff.
Yes, yes, I know.
We sort of started this.
It's not working.
That's the other thing, too.
They're a sinister evil group, but they're not very good at it.
So they go, we need some political violence from the right.
So they go to my event, and it's just, it's weird how premeditated it all was.
Like my talk, there was, the venue was being harassed with calls from all over the country.
Why do radical leftists in Chicago and LA care about a talk in a tiny Manhattan Republican Club that has geriatrics in it?
I mean, the average age there seems to be in the 60s, no disrespect, I love old people, but...
There's a lot of oldies at your club.
I did a talk there before.
No one even knew.
No one cared.
Tucker was just there.
Ann Coulter was just there.
There's conservatives there all the time.
Way more conservative than me.
I don't even do really conservative commentary.
I do stand-up, basically.
Because I'm not allowed in the clubs anymore.
Then they vandalize the venue the night before, sorry to repeat all this.
And then, I talked about this already, you look at these well-made signs, beautiful signs, and then Antifa's told to leave, they come back, they pick a fight, they knock guys down, you can see them in the video, this is the part I don't get.
Everyone can see the video.
You see them getting kicked when they're down, and then the guys that get attacked fight back.
Proud Boys fight back and beat them up.
So the crime is fighting back too much?
And then the kid sitting there who attacked and then lost, the cop goes, are you okay?
Do you need any help?
And he goes, fuck you, pig.
Okay?
And that's the end of that.
That's how the law works.
If two guys are fighting and the cops show up and they go, forget it, it's nothing.
That's called play fighting.
The cop doesn't get involved if there's no victim.
And if the victim says fuck you, that's not a victim.
It's like a murder, you need a dead body.
Without a body, you don't really have a murder trial.
But these guys are facing insane felonies.
And that all happened after the fact.
So, there was this strange push where all of a sudden, okay, we got something, yes!
We got a mob that's not a leftist mob!
Alright, so, here's the deal.
Gavin McInnes, he's a sinister evil guy.
Let's find all these quotes, we can take them out of context and take a bunch of jokes and pretend they were serious.
And every time he's made some sort of a double entendre, just strip the first part and make it the second part.
Put all that together, right?
Alright, now we have the Nazi dude.
And, uh, let's make him the leader of the evil street gang that roams the streets.
Boom!
Cuomo.
Boom!
Attorney General.
Boom!
The governor of- of New York.
Oh, pew!
Release.
Same kind of verbiage, too.
And they've got their story, and now my family's threatened, and all this stuff, and, you know, they've made me a- a villain overnight.
Now, that's not just a normal news cycle.
Especially when it just kept going and going and death threats.
You know, Antifa had doxed my phone number, gave my phone number all over the place, my address, you know, my place of work.
Going to other places of work, the guys who were arrested, attacking their places of work.
I mean, just like... Every time I would go take a shower, I'd go check my phone after showering, there'd be like four new major things going down.
That doesn't seem a little contrived to you?
Especially when... You can see, like, 10,000 hours of my content online.
And you can see exactly, um... You can see exactly how I feel about things.
I'm obviously not a white nationalist.
And then I'd go a little further than that, by the way.
Who the fuck is a white nationalist?
Like, they don't even think anymore.
They just throw around that term.
You go, so a white nationalist, I assume, is someone who hates all non-whites and wants America to be exclusively white.
Wants to kill them or get rid of them somehow.
And that probably includes gays and Jews.
They all have to go.
Who the fuck thinks that?
19 people?
Yet, the way they talk about this term white supremacy, white nationalist, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, uh, it's half the country and the president.
And you go, I'm, like, young people don't really get this.
They don't get that Donald Trump isn't a reality star.
It's, he's a reality star to them because they're young and they just know The Apprentice.
I remember seeing him in Mad Magazine when I was 10 years old.
Like, he's been big since the early 80s on Sally Jesse Raphael on the cover of Playboy.
He was always like the New York guy.
He's the guy in Home Alone.
Oh, so the little kid in Home Alone where he says which way to the Trump Tower or whatever and Donald Trump.
There's a Nazi in Home Alone?
Remember in Home Alone where there's the Nazi in it?
Remember when Muhammad Ali would hang out with a Nazi?
Remember that guy?
Oh my god, Playboy put a Nazi on the cover of their magazine.
I mean, do the math.
I don't think these people really believe this.
I mean, I feel like if you get three glasses of wine in them and they're alone in their house and they're having some brie, you'd go, so you really think that guy's a white nationalist?
What?
That Gavin guy?
I don't know.
No, look, we had to win.
It was right before the election.
We needed something.
Collateral damage.
Sorry.
And here's where it gets sinister, by the way.
So, I don't believe this caravan is organic.
I don't believe that, what is it, 2,000 people, 3,000 people just go, hey man, do you want to get together and walk up all of Central America?
Maybe rent some 18-wheelers for the long parts and maybe walk for a bit and maybe have a party sometimes.
All well-dressed, happily with kids, waving flags.
They look like they're on a fun trip.
And I think they are.
I think someone is funding this, and I think this is where it gets spooky.
This is- I'm getting full Alex Jones here.
They want conflict at the border.
Before Tuesday.
They want conflict at the border maybe Sunday?
Saturday?
Tomorrow?
And they don't really want kids to die, but gotta be honest, having a four-year-old Mexican boy face down dead in the dirt with an ice guy standing over him, that gets us the House and the Senate.
I know it's horrible, but that's just collateral damage.
You know?
I'm sorry if that freaks you out, but that's what I think they're saying.
I believe that they are They are using all of those people as pawns.
This is, by the way, what communists do.
This is how they won World War II.
They just used people as cannon fodder.
The Russians, they had a front line that went from New York to Miami.
It was that long.
And it was just humans.
And the Germans were going insane with guilt, just shooting down people who had no guns.
Half of them didn't have boots.
Just cannon fodder.
Communists don't think about people, they think about concepts.
And if Mao has to kill 80 million, so be it.
And Hitler was a socialist, by the way.
Socialists have to kill 6 million, so be it.
Pol Pot, if he has to kill whatever it was, 3,000, big deal.
It's about the greater good.
They always talk about the greater good.
So I honestly believe that something is very sinister about this caravan.
So, on a tiny, tiny...
Fairly relevant scale, the DNC fucked up my life, or is trying to, with this Nazi white nationalist violent extremist crap.
And that's all just to help the elections.
And then on a much more serious scale, they're putting thousands of lives in danger to get a good photo that will help.
And it's bizarre that they're, you know, just they're all going to hell.
Anyone who does this is going to hell.
You fuck with my family, you're going to hell.
All of the people involved that are putting those little Hispanic kids at risk, they're all going to hell.
So you're going to hell for what?
The Senate?
You're not getting the Senate.
The Senate is tight now.
The left keeps blowing it.
There's about seven competitive seats.
I think we'll go up from 51-49 to 55-45.
I don't see us losing any seats in the Senate at all.
Sorry.
The House?
We're ahead like 50.
You'd need, I think, 31 to get a win.
And if you do win, then the house is run by Nancy Pelosi.
She's the best punching bag in the history of politics.
In fact, she gave away all this shit I'm talking about.
She was on Colbert the other day, and she said, We'll tone down the rhetoric after we win.
She didn't use those exact words, but that was her point.
We'll tone down the rhetoric after we win.
In other words, Gavin is not a Nazi.
The caravan's not organic.
Trump isn't Hitler.
We don't believe any of this shit.
We're just saying that because it looks good.
I mean, the fact that they used this synagogue killing... They went to the Manhattan Republican Club and a bunch of Antifa-wearing yamakas went down there and said, We reject white nationalism and the GOP has to come down here and reject white nationalism.
It's getting Jews killed!
So they are using that brutal slaughter as a political tool to further their gain.
Lots of Democrats are using it all over the country.
Like there's no Republican Jews?
Like there's no Ezra Levant or Ron Coleman?
There's no conservative Jews in the world?
The fuck are you talking about?
What about all the Israelis who love Trump?
What about his fucking daughter, you fools?
I think at one point there, maybe it was last year, Every adult offspring of his, not including Barron, not an adult, he's not an adult, was married to or dating a Jewish person.
He moved the embassy to Jerusalem and you're there saying Republicans embrace white nationalism, white nationalism, white... I don't think it exists.
Like the KKK, they get together in a meeting, they barely fill a living room.
Yet it's all we talk about.
Look at this!
I saw this on MSNBC and I don't usually watch MSNBC, so I'm kind of shocked by all this.
Oh, by the way, a couple things before I play this clip I forgot to mention.
So yeah, I was going to mention earlier about being kicked off all these different things.
Older people go, this is bullshit.
Censorship, blah, blah, blah.
But young people that I work with go, hey man, how you holding up?
Because for them, being kicked off Facebook and Instagram and Twitter would be like having your legs removed.
Like, they think I've been shot.
Because that's all they do outside of video games.
You know, Ryan Katsu Rivera, when he comes up to stay at my place, like when we did that Halloween special, every moment he's not working, he's on his phone.
Or he will be at a bar, and I'm not criticizing Ryan, by the way, this is his generation, will be at a bar, and he'll just, I'll be talking to him, and he'll just start scrolling through Facebook.
I go, what the fuck are you doing?
He goes, oh, I'm just checking Facebook.
I go, that's like pulling out a magazine when you're talking to someone.
Your phone should never leave your pocket when you're in a bar unless you get a call from your wife and you have to run out so she can't hear that you're in a bar again.
I'm gonna do a whole podcast on how I'm gay for men.
Because I love their culture so much.
Like, a very traditional sign in a bar says, uh, one dollar, uh, uh, he's not here.
Two dollars, uh, we don't know where he is.
Three dollars, who's he?
And it's like, how the bartender will respond when the wife calls?
I don't know how you can pay him.
So that's one thing I forgot to mention at the beginning of the podcast.
Second thing I forgot to mention is I'm going to sue the living shit out of all these people.
I don't care.
I obviously can't empty my bank account.
It's an infinite pool of dough.
But I am going to take a large chunk out of the old stock portfolio and just come after everyone involved.
Everyone involved.
From the big, big names to the little irrelevant bloggers who have been lying and playing games.
I am going to come out full force.
It's going to get harsh.
Anyway.
And that's really just for my wife because she's finally pissed.
She's a liberal.
And she was like, why are you bringing controversy?
Why are you bringing controversy?
Why'd you say that rude joke?
And then the shit hit the fan and a switch went off in her, the mama bear switch, and she's just like, let's destroy them.
Finally!
Jesus!
Anyway, okay, I've been meaning to play this for a while.
So this is MSNBC's Dateline, and it's got Princeton professor Eddie Glaude Jr., who overestimated white people.
Thinking, like, what he means is he thought they were good, decent people, but they're not.
They elected a Nazi.
Now, this isn't the Young Turks.
This isn't an Antifa blog.
Or maybe it essentially is.
This is mainstream American news.
And I think Rachel Maddow for a while was the number one.
I think she's way behind now.
But this is basically every mom, every teacher in the country takes this as gospel.
You ready for this?
I hope the audio comes through nicely.
But check it out.
I don't know how he's going to react.
I don't know how his supporters will react if there's a blue wave.
I'm not optimistic.
It doesn't need to be a blue wave, but he said in every race that he got involved in, he said this is about me.
Right, and what I mean is that nothing is going to get better after this midterm.
Everything is going to get more intense.
Have you noticed they do this thing to, what was it, there was a Nation of Islam guy, Khaliq Muhammad Jr.
or something like that.
You know how they all took Muslim names?
Or just the letter X?
He was Harold X for a while.
And he has this black preacher kind of a tone where there's a lot of lists like, Once we were brought here, we were robbed of our name, we lost our religion, our language, our gods.
And some of us, by the way, we act.
We even lost our minds.
Of course, I know that quote from rap songs from Public Enemy.
But it's this like, We don't know how far we go.
We don't know how far we came.
We don't know how far we will go.
But one thing we do know is that we will win.
It's just not sincere conversation.
You don't talk like, you don't talk in lists.
Yeah, and it may even get worse, but let me say this.
Not only did he not do all the things you just laid out, he introduced birthright citizenship.
He doubled down.
He doubled down on what motivated, what radicalized Bowers to go in there and kill those 11 people.
He doubled down!
You hear that?
So Donald Trump's rhetoric are the reason that those 11 people died.
Nine Jews and two cops, I believe.
For the record, I had John Lott on my show, Get Off My Lawn on CRTV.com.
For the record, they've done extensive examinations of mass shooters.
And the one thing they all have in common is suicide.
They are suicidal.
And the other thing they have in common is they want maximum carnage, which is basically the same trait.
So, I want to end my life, but I want to be famous, and I want to... That's why they did Sandy Hook, because it was little kids, so there'll be more coverage.
I want as much coverage and as much death as possible.
I choose gun-free zones.
I gotta watch it.
Every time I do an argument, I assume the character saying it.
So you just take all these out of context, as the left loves to do.
And now you got me, you know, confessing to mass killings.
But, um, yeah, 90% of the time it is, uh, I'm suicidal and I want maximum carnage.
Now there's some Venn diagrams here because it's not going to add up to 100, but 11% of the time it's religiously motivated and that's Islam.
Only about 3% are Christian.
As far as political, like I hate Jews, Less than 2%.
Racial, less than 2%.
It's not a thing.
The thing, the main, main thing.
And this is, you know what's nuts?
I remember I did an article at Tacky Mag a long time ago called The Death of Math.
And my contention was in it that The left, maybe accidentally, I don't know, but the left killed math in that it used to be a very important part of your education and now with new math it's different and it's less stressed and it's not as mandatory when you get to college and it's definitely played down.
Like when my dad was a kid, English and the other subjects weren't really, you know, mandatory.
It was all about maths.
As they say in Scotland.
But now they've toned it down.
And the beauty of killing math is you can make up boogeymen and no one checks the numbers.
So you can say that there is this new trend of Nazi killers.
Nazis who kill all over the country.
And no one checks the math.
That's why the left hates math, because it hates facts.
It loves propaganda.
So anyway, that's a professor who just said that Trump and his rhetoric led to a shooting in the fucking synagogue.
The most pro-Jewish president we've ever had.
Like a moral monster.
And see, I know one thing I did in 2016.
I'll say this on your show, Nicole.
I was critical of Hillary Clinton.
And I get hemmed up on Twitter every day for criticizing Donald Trump because people believe I'm responsible in part for Donald Trump in being in the White House.
What I did wrong in 2016 is I overestimated white people.
I didn't think white people would put him in office.
What are white people?
What are you saying that for in America?
Why are you making it a different group?
It's like when they say abortion is anti-woman.
50%, again with the numbers, slightly under, but about 50% of women are pro-life.
It's not a male-female thing.
It's a is it a person or not thing.
It's an ethical discussion.
If it's not a person, then it's okay to kill it.
If it is a person, it's murder.
As far as the man-woman side of things, they're pretty much 50-50.
It's pretty much Christians versus non-Christians.
And as far as Trump goes, there's plenty of Jewish support for him.
Republicans, there's such thing as black conservatives.
Check WalkAway, check Blexit.
Like, I don't get this whole monolith.
Oh, white people.
Yeah, yeah, I know them.
What are white people?
You're in a white person's show!
You're on a white person's show.
Hear the preacher thing?
Please cry.
I know it sounds cynical, but this man doubled down after 11 beautiful people were shot and killed while worshiping Jefferson Town.
Are we listening to a sermon or what?
This is the news.
Like a news show, a panel show isn't supposed to be a sermon.
You're supposed to say, do you think we're going to win on Tuesday?
You know, I gotta be honest, Nicole, I made a mistake.
I, uh, I didn't think Trump was going to win.
I, I was too critical of Hillary.
I regret it.
I regret it.
And, uh, who knows, who knows, you know, my, my, my unit, you know, where I stand, I, uh, I don't like the guy and I think he's bad for America.
I think his rhetoric is divisive.
But, uh, you know, maybe I'm wrong.
Not this, like... When we were brought here, we need the young people.
We need the people of color.
We need...
Albino skateboarders.
Okay, how is that for a doozy?
So he's talking about those two black people that were shot by a racist.
whiteness that Donald Trump represents and spews out of his mouth every single day.
Okay, how is that for a doozy?
So he's talking about those two black people that were shot by a racist.
One of the most horrific things to happen this year.
Just horrible, unthinkable, that two people, just because they're black, are sitting there and they're going to die.
But there are about 20 black homicides a day.
Approximately 100% of them are black-on-black violence.
And there's a... Heather MacDonald wrote a great article about this for the Post, and it was last year.
All that kneeling ignores the real cause of soaring black homicides and she breaks down with FBI stats that there's been an increase in black homicides and it's up to almost 8,000 now.
So 20 a day.
And it's not cops.
She says there was about just over 200 blacks killed by cops.
I think in that one year, last year or something, 2015.
Of those, most of them were armed and it was a dangerous, violent situation.
Even when they say unarmed, it's often the guy's driving at a cop with a car or something like that.
Or his gun fell from his hand as he was shooting.
So when you filter out all of that stuff, you get down to like... Well, when I did my research, I ended up with about six or seven horrible cases where a cop Totally shirked his duty and murdered a black man.
But in all of those cases, those cops were in jail.
You know, they always talk about, I think it was Abner Louima who had that plunger or broomstick shoved up his ass.
All cops hate that cop, by the way.
His name's Justin Volpe.
He's in prison for life.
He's in Florida right now.
He didn't get a high five.
I saw this sweatshirt that Colin Kaepernick had on and it had different shades of black heads.
It went decapitated.
It was like a cartoon in it.
The darkest shade said life.
The lighter shade said 15 years.
The lighter shade said probation.
Like the whiter guy.
And then the cop said paid leave.
No.
No.
Justin Volpe is in prison.
You don't get paid leave.
But to take those- see, it's just like the synagogue.
I mean, he's doing it- he's doing both at the same time.
He's taking that horrible murder of those two people and making it about Trump, totally ignoring the math of black homicide, and then he's taking the synagogue murder and also making that about Trump, just to win the election.
And the only thing I'm left asking is, how much of this do you actually believe?
It's sort of like when Kim Jong Il, the one who's dead, when he died, I was watching the TV like an inch from the screen because I saw everyone crying, but I wanted to see if I could see real tears because I still don't know how much North Koreans believe all this propaganda.
And I saw actual tears on the cement.
They were on their hands and knees bawling and I saw wet stains on the cement.
Now, are they making themselves cry?
Or are they really sad that the dictator who was torturing them...
passed away.
Just out in the news today, actually, there were some refugees who escaped to South Korea were saying rape and sexual violence is just partier every day there.
That's just life in North Korea, like hunger pains.
No, but communism is cool.
Alright, let's see.
By the way, this is about to get a lot crazier.
I'm not willing, I can't disagree with that, unfortunately, as sad as it is, but I'm not willing to let white voters off the hook.
I think that they, like the rest of us, should be treated as adults.
And I think that there are a large number, I would say a majority, of white Americans in this country who are not just Democrats, but who are...
Can you imagine saying this after Obama was elected?
I am not prepared to let black people off the hook.
I think I overestimated black people.
I think black people have a lot of soul-searching to do.
And I think they... I think America deserves an apology from black people.
I mean, you'd be fired before you were done that sentence.
Pardonnez-moi?
Like, how is that a mainstream thing to say?
We have a Nazi.
to move from saying, well, I don't like his tweets, but, you know, the economy's doing okay.
I mean, they move from there to reality, which is that we have a white nationalist president who's a threat to American democracy, and regardless of...
Pardonnez-moi?
Like, how is that a mainstream thing to say?
We have a Nazi.
We have a white nationalist president.
So, like Richard Spencer, David Duke...
By the way, I keep saying those two names because those are the only ones I know.
Those are the only ones anyone knows.
Why don't you take out a piece of paper right now and list all the white nationalists?
I mean, actually, I shouldn't say that because if you're lefty, you're gonna write Steve Bannon, Donald Trump, everyone who voted for Trump.
But, you know, anyone who's sort of been in media and been looking into this and sees names come up, Those are the only two.
Oh, and another thing John Lott was talking about with the mass killers, when they do purport to have a political agenda, you look at their canon, you know, their legacy, their work, there's nothing there.
Like, the Dylann Roof had a manifesto.
That's about as extensive as it gets.
Like, I'm sorry to lump Michelle Malkin in with mass murderers, but you look at Michelle Malkin has a political belief system.
And if you were to look at her work, you couldn't fit it into a bedroom.
I mean, she's been writing a column on a daily basis, almost, since high school.
So, Michelle Malkin, you could almost start a cult, and you'd have enough rules from her.
It is a group already, it's called Proud Americans Who Are Christian, and love their kids.
But these killers, even if they yell out something, not a la Akbar, But even the I hate Jews guy, he's got no work.
He's got no background.
And that's always true of them.
John Lott was saying they always, even when they seem political at first glance, they lack any kind of substance.
And you'll dig a little deeper and they'll be all over the map.
Like, I think it was the pipe bomb guy who was a registered Democrat before he became a pro-Trump guy.
And the shooter in the synagogue, no one mentions this, hated Trump.
I hate Trump.
He's a globalist.
I don't own a MAGA hat.
I've never even touched one.
That's a quote from him.
But that doesn't fit this narrative.
And I know you know that.
But the thing I'm trying to talk about today is how insane the narrative has become.
Like, we have a white nationalist president?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Do you mean like a Klansman?
Like, does he hate black people?
You think the President of the United States sees a black guy and goes, oh god, here we go again, look at this.
Hi, how's it going?
Hi, uh, uh, Mr. President, uh, I have these papers for you to sign.
Oh, great, I gotta touch him.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Thanks, Jackson.
Uh, go play some basketball, alright?
Yes, sir.
Yes, Mr. President.
God, I hate that guy.
What do we got next?
Uh, we have some people that are Jewish coming in.
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
You kidding me?
We got a black guy in here and now I gotta sign some Jew papers?
Look, you know, I'll do it, but then I want an all-white day for the rest of the day.
This is, you're really bombarding me, and you know I'm a white nationalist.
So I gotta have a limit.
You know what?
Talk to my senior staff.
From now on, I'm only doing one black guy and one Jewish guy a day.
As far as meeting people.
Like, I just did those Blexit dudes.
I can't believe we had 400 black people in here wearing my hat, chanting USA, USA.
Hearing them chant that, it was sacrilegious.
Yeah, what does he think when the blacks—and by the way, did you notice the press did not mention that at all?
I was in D.C.
last weekend.
Huge parade, walk away, liberals leaving the Democratic Party.
Zero mention of it on the media.
I was there, I saw it with my own eyes, all these people.
I did a show for them, actually, it's coming up on Sierra TV tonight, where I talked to seven of them as a panel.
And Blexit.
Also huge.
Um, 400- that- this wasn't all of them, but 400 of them packed the White House, wearing MAGA hats, chanting USA.
Nary a peep in the media.
Nary a peep!
So we get back to this.
White people suck.
or policy views, you should put country over party first.
What?
- This is not the conversation Donald Trump wants the country to be having in the final days. - No, 'cause it's not a campaign strategy on his part.
This is who Donald Trump is.
He has been a bigot and a white nationalist for a long time.
- What?
- This is a guy who kept a book of Hitler's speeches on the nightstand by his bed.
- Wow.
- This is a guy who tweets of the last week.
- Okay, you know what that is about?
I looked it up because I thought, well, that's pretty rich.
I mean, if you're gonna lie, that's a pretty crazy lie.
During his divorce in 1990, Ivanka or whatever, I get all those Russian names confused.
One's his daughter, one's his ex-wife.
said that he was once reading Hitler's speeches and he kept the book in a cabinet by the bed in the bedroom.
Now rich people have giant bedrooms.
People who don't drink, like Donald Trump, tend to do a lot more reading than us drunkards who usually pass out in bed.
So you have a library.
You have a bookshelf in your room.
One of the books that you should read is Hitler's speeches.
You should read Che Guevara's speeches.
You should read the work of despots and heroes alike.
It's called being educated.
The Discovery Channel, the History Channel, it's non-stop Hitler documentaries.
You should learn about World War II.
I've changed my mind about World War II after reading Buchanan's The Unnecessary War.
I think we should have let Hitler go east and destroy Stalin and then Hitler would destroy himself.
Then we could have killed fascism and communism in one blow and saved millions of lives.
Just as Henry Kissinger said about the Iraq War.
They said, who do you think's going to win the Iran-Iraq war?
And he goes, ugh, can't they both lose?
That would have been the ideal scenario in World War II.
Hitler versus Stalin and they both lose.
Anyway, so they take this story that you, by the way, when you're going through a divorce, your wife's going to come up with some stuff.
She's going to take a book that's in a cabinet that's next to tons of other books, like Alan Dershowitz's The Case for Israel, um, And you're going to... Was that Alan Dershowitz who wrote that, or was it Dennis Prager?
Anyway.
You're gonna point that book out to make him look worse, to help you get more money, to help the divorce.
The divorce lawyers help... The divorce lawyer probably sat with her and said, we need some dirt, honey.
It's gonna sting, but we need to smear this guy.
Anywho.
So that becomes... Donald Trump, tonight, Part of his ritual is to pick up his Hitler book and just read a passage.
Maybe it's the passage about how Jews are inferior.
Ah, he reads that page.
Then he goes to sleep dreaming of Zieg Heiling and dreaming of his fourth Reich and his new World War III army.
And then the next day he spews anti-Semitism until someone goes to a synagogue and kills 11 people.
That is the level of insanity we're dealing with here.
And it's kind of good for me in a way, because when people call me a Nazi, I assume sane people have heard rhetoric like this and they go, yeah, that word.
Even my lawyer, I was like, okay, let's sue this person.
And he goes, dude, this is getting harder for me because they're bastardizing the word so much.
It now means jerk.
Nazi means jerk.
White nationalist means overtly patriotic.
And anti-Semite, that can include Israelis now.
I mean, speaking of Alan Dershowitz, when he last did a talk at, I think it was NYU, they put up flyers with him with a swastika on his head.
Alan Dershowitz is a Nazi to them.
I mean, is this the most mental segment you've ever heard?
And so it's not just a short-term policy or political move by him to appeal to his base.
He's speaking from the heart.
And American voters are seeing him for who he is.
- Just to inject one note here of what I actually think is gonna happen, right?
The greatest likelihood is we're gonna have, in fact, a split decision on election.
We're going to, like the Democrats, we're not going to probably take back the Senate.
It's not impossible.
Alright, so that, and then it gets, and then it actually gets to be real information and the sermons slow down.
And I bet you anything the ratings slow down.
You know, this stuff isn't happening for no reason.
They talk real policy and have discussed real issues and talk about sane stuff like we're probably, the Dems are probably not going to get the Senate.
They have a hope of getting the house.
And the ratings plummet.
But when they say he reads Hitler every night and he's the reason people die in synagogues, the ratings go up.
So they go, fine.
Whatever works.
If we become DNC propagandists and that's what pays the bills, then let's do it.
It's just mental, isn't it?
And it's just so alarmingly illogical, I hope.
You know, Nancy, as I said, and Nancy Pelosi promises that these lies and this fake propaganda will slow down, quote unquote, after we win.
But, uh, I don't know.
It probably gets kind of addictive to make everyone into a Nazi.
And I was listening to this radio show this morning.
I hope I haven't said this to you before, but let's just take a step back and see if they've normalized this sort of level of racism and said it's everywhere.
Really, though.
Think of a dinner party.
Let's go around the table.
Hi.
Oh, I used to be a Green Beret.
What?
Oh, that's fascinating.
Love to talk to you about that.
I worked in an emergency room.
Ooh, let's wait till we're done eating.
I bet you've seen some gross stuff.
Go around.
I'm a vegan, and I think that meat is murder.
And what you guys are doing right now is a form of murder.
People would go, oh, come on, Carol.
No one would want her to leave.
They'd say, can we talk about it later?
I don't want to fight, you know?
Even if she came on kind of strong.
And that's a pretty extreme view to have, by the way.
Then, the next guy at the table goes, I'm gay.
And, uh, everyone goes, oh, okay, my cousin's gay.
Then the next guy goes, I'm in a polyamorous marriage.
I'm a polygamist.
I'm married to three women.
That's real weird.
Believe that goes against the Bible.
Not sure, though.
I don't think that person would be ostracized.
I think people would sort of go, Ooh, like I've hung out with people where the, that you see that guy over there.
Yeah.
His wife fell down the stairs in a very curious way.
Some people think he murdered his wife.
He's still at the party.
I was, I was at a vacation spot in Jamaica and this dude showed up.
This place, I'll take a step back here, this place was so family friendly, it was almost parent unfriendly.
Like, the tables were two feet high, and had little tiny sandwiches.
I'm like, can I get an adult sandwich somewhere?
What is this, fucking Midgetland?
There was Sesame Street characters walking around, Big Bert was there, so it was like Pebbles or something, and it was a co-thing with Sesame Street, so your poor bastards must have been boiling hot in those suits.
But you'd just be sitting down and Ernie would just come and sit with you.
So, very, very, very kid-friendly.
Not a lot of pussy going on.
And this 20-year-old shows up, and he's kind of weird-looking.
For example, he has a tattoo that is a one-inch black stripe that goes from his butt crack up his back, up the back of his neck, and ends at his hairline on the front of his head in a point.
Basically a bad guy from a Batman movie.
Now, I've got a lot of weird tattoos, so...
I'm not gonna totally judge you, but, um, very unusual skin art there, my friend.
And, uh, I overheard, like, I started asking questions about him.
And what really annoyed me, too, is the other dads, they didn't seem to care.
They're like, yeah, that guy looks like he might be a pedophile.
Oh, okay, let's hang out with him.
Seems like a good guy.
I'm gonna get back to the dinner party, don't worry.
Uh...
And then this 10 year old tells me that he goes, yeah, I talked to him for a little bit.
And I said, what did he say?
He said, he's here to meet chicks.
He said, he, he asked me if I knew any single ladies.
And I went, yeah, uh, no one says that to 10 year olds.
You don't go up to a 10 year old and ask him how pussy is in this area, unless you have an ulterior motive.
What kind of psychotic pedophile, by the way, goes to a family resort and thinks he's not going to get stabbed?
So, I've had enough.
And I go to him, I go, what the fuck are you doing here?
And he said, oh, my travel agent screwed up.
And I said, we're like five miles from Montego Bay.
Go to Montego Bay.
Stay at a bed and breakfast or something.
Get all the sex you want.
Party your ass off every night.
I got a buddy who is into black chicks.
He moved to Jamaica.
He gets laid like twice a day.
Go there!
He goes, yeah, I might, I might.
I go, I don't understand why you wouldn't, like, if it was me and I was your age, and I pulled into the Sesame Street Resort, I would say, TAXI!
And I'd get back in the taxi and head the fuck out of there.
Like, why would you set up your room with your little toothbrush and everything?
So we keep getting at it, getting at it, and then we start fighting.
And I just, by the end, we were screaming at each other.
It wasn't physical, but it was yelling.
It's like, Are you a pedophile or not?
He goes, I'm not a fucking pedophile!
And um, the next day I saw him in the lobby with his bags packed.
Buh-bye!
Now, there was a dad there from Brooklyn, tough guy, who married a Jamaican chick and he lives in Jamaica now.
And uh, so he had a weird like, I got Babylon closing in on me, you know?
Like a weird Brooklyn, Jamaican accent.
Basically the toughest guy in the world.
He comes up to me and goes, Hey, well go on.
I gotta say, thanks for taking care of that.
That was gonna ruin my vacation.
I was so uncomfortable the whole time.
I'm like, why am I the only guy?
We should have all been a mob and picked him up and thrown him over the fence.
We're so tolerant of all this way worse stuff, yet mythical Nazis.
are the spookiest thing in the world.
Even Jeffrey Dahmer, they were doing a documentary on him and he found out about it and he contacted the documentarians and he said, I just want to be clear here that I ate mostly black people because I lived in a black neighborhood.
They were just what was close by.
I'm not a racist.
Let that sink in for a second.
This is a cannibal who murdered and ate people concerned that someone might think he's a racist.
So anyway, back to the dinner party.
So you're a polygamist, all these other weird things, right?
And then one guy goes, Hi, I hate Jews.
I think they control everything, and I wish they weren't here.
I wish we could have another Holocaust.
Also, I hate blacks, and obviously gays.
I'm a racist anti-Semite.
You know, I'm a white supremacist.
I'm a white nationalist.
Everyone at the table would completely shit their pants, drop their cutlery, leave, tell him to leave.
There is no way in hell Anyone would shrug and go, oh, well, that's you.
You know, we got Trump.
He's a white nationalist.
So it's normal.
It's not fucking normal.
It's not a thing.
It doesn't happen.
When you hear someone is that, think of the dinner party and go, what dinner parties does he go to?
Like, do these people think that I'm sitting there having dinner with all these other Nazis?
Or what about Trump?
He grew up in New York.
Like they talk about, there's a Manhattan skinhead gang.
Yeah, they're into oi music.
They're not Nazis.
You can't be a Nazi and live in Manhattan.
What are you gonna do?
Go fag bashing in the West Village?
Go paint swastikas all over the Upper West Side?
The Upper East Side?
You're gonna go to Harlem and torment black families?
Go to the Lower East Side and yell at Puerto Ricans?
Like, you'd be exhausted.
It's a myth.
And it's so fucking illogical.
Like, this is the other example I always use.
I've probably used it with you before, but I'm making this sort of the definitive political podcast, and I'll drop these subjects for a while at least.
Archie Bunker guy, sitting in a bar.
He likes BLTs.
He likes it toasted.
This has become like a trope, but you know what?
Stand-up comedians get to do the same joke a million times.
Musicians get to sing the same song a million times.
I'm allowed to use the same examples to make a point.
So this is my satisfaction.
You're hearing some of my greatest hits.
Sitting at the bar, he loves the Mets, but he hates that they're always getting injured.
He doesn't get how people can have a sandwich that's not toasted, like a BLT with soft bread.
It's like socks.
Some guy sits down next to him, he's like, I know exactly what you mean.
You need that crunch factor.
Even if it's old, even if the sandwich has been sitting around, I'd way rather have a sandwich that was toasted, and at least maybe has a semblance of a crunch, than some soggy, wet, like the way the bread sort of molds around everything else, because it's like this sock.
Why are you eating socks?
And the Mets, yeah.
I mean, I keep, what is it?
Make it?
Must end the season?
M-E-T-S?
We're not gonna get Cespedes next year.
Are we gonna have a hitter?
We know we're losing to Grom.
What the hell's going on here?
We just need new owners.
We need new owners.
That's it.
Alright?
So both those guys feel the same.
Then the white guy looks over and realizes, oh shit.
The person who just said that about BLTs and the Mets is a goddamn black person.
Oh well.
Not his friend.
I'm going to deny myself an interesting conversation about all the stuff we have in common based on some Prejudice.
Does that make sense to you?
I mean, we're at the point now where they're saying, yeah, no, lots of people, like two of the guys that were arrested on October 12th, they have black wives and black kids.
One of them was fired.
So he's living with his parents now, with his black family.
So his black kids are suffering because of the Nazi myth.
I mean, calling it illogical, I think is, we've gone beyond that.
Sinister, I think, is a better word.
Macabre.
Twisted.
Mentally ill.
is what it is.
So yeah, they say, "No, lots of people can be racist "and married to black women." Really?
Okay, at the very least, this isn't the most alarming racist in the world, this guy married to black people.
What do they do at breakfast?
Just stare at each other and seethe?
God, I wish you'd go back to Africa.
And then she's like, God, I wish you white Europeans never came here.
They're beady-eyed, staring at each other as they eat Cheerios.
There's even a thing I saw that the left is pushing out, multiracial white supremacy.
The fact that that phrase can exist on the planet Earth boggles... It's like saying, yeah, the Ku Klux Klan is bringing a lot of black members because it makes them look less racist.
Well, yeah, they are less racist if they have black members.
I mean, that's the end of the Klan, is it not?
No, they push other stuff.
Okay, well then they're a different group.
It's like saying McDonald's has stopped selling hamburgers and fries and they're just selling fried chicken now because they want to seem more like KFC and less like McDonald's.
Yeah, they are more like KFC and less like McDonald's now.
They're selling chicken.
What are you talking about?
I don't think they know what they're talking about.
I think they're just lying.
I mean, if they're willing to use all these illegal aliens as collateral damage and risk their lives for a photo-op, then they certainly don't care about you, and if you're a Nazi, and when you get fired, and what the truth is, and if you're married.
It's not like when they find out the guy's married to a black woman and has black kids, they go, oh shit, sorry.
They just go, I don't give a fuck.
I need to win.
You're not winning the Senate, and even if Republicans lose the Hou- You understand, like, right now, there's so many GOP never-Trumpers that hate Trump.
He's already battling the House now.
He's already coming toe-to-toe with all these pussy, uh, cuck conservatives who don't like him.
So it's not that different if it's Nancy Pelosi.
In fact, it's funner knocking Nancy Pelosi around, because I think she's losing her mind.
I mean, the fact that she said, we'll tone down the rhetoric after the election.
The fact that she admitted that everything that they're doing is lies.
And we're seeing this with the Veritas tapes, too.
With, uh, Gillum and, uh, Beto.
Where behind the scenes, they're all like, yeah, this is all bullshit.
We're just trying to get fucking votes.
We're just trying to win.
Okay.
But I want you to know, we're gonna remember this.
Uh, Scotsman, don't forget.
We are the elephants of the Western world.
And we compartmentalize all the names, all the actions.
We never forget.
And, um... The fact that you stooped so low will never be forgotten.
Anyway, next step's gonna be fun stuff!
Maybe I'm gonna do... Oh yeah, I gotta do the entrepreneur episode.
And, uh, I gotta do... I'm gonna write that down.
Entrepreneur episode and I also want to do how I'm gay for men.
Gay for men.
Like male culture, like barbershop culture and old man bar culture.
And then also entrepreneur, even though I haven't been one in a long time.
I actually had my company shut down for saying that there are only two genders.
So, uh, I've been dealing with this shit for a while now.
Anyway, that's not your problem.
I like you more than a friend, and I'll see you... I actually might... We're revamping the studio here, so I may skip Tuesday's podcast.
I'll try not to, though.
Alright, bye-bye.
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