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Oct. 23, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 201 | Basic Precinct | Get Off My Lawn
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Hey guys, Jam-Pack show for you today.
We're going to start with some fatties.
I don't know if you know this, and a lot of doctors probably don't know this, but fat is beautiful, and there's nothing unhealthy about being morbidly obese.
All you have to do is change your mindset and see fat people as gorgeous.
I know, I know, I know.
You're saying, but through hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, we've been taught not to be attracted to people who are literally dying.
That's bad.
Undo that programming and see giant fatsos as perfectly healthy, successful people.
And by the way, if you want to make them successful, just dress them up as a CEO.
Take it away, me.
Take it away, me.
Dear fat people, we don't hate you.
We don't really care about you per se, hate or love.
You're just there.
But I want you to know that you're dying.
That includes my fat friends that I hang out with all the time.
Hey, fat friends of mine, you're dying too.
Hey, gigantic fat women that think they're models.
You're just posing for a photograph.
Sorry, I'm starting to cry.
If a major clothing company isn't asking you to represent them, then you're not a model.
We're not out to ridicule you or shove you down a flight of stairs or throw a bag of bird turds on you.
That implies that we are interested in the outcome.
We're just being totally factual about it.
And if you would talk to your doctor, you'll hear similar things because they're called true things.
You are not healthy.
And you know what?
A lot of people aren't attracted to you.
That goes for you too, my male fat friends, because you're so unhealthy.
And this is worse for women because men are attracted to women they can breed with.
It's just a subliminal cave thing.
When they see a woman who's dying, they go, that's not a good investment for my kids.
Now, we know that you find love.
We see you, especially at Walmart with tons of kids.
So we're not saying that you're unlovable.
We're just saying you need to get your Sugar Hill iced tea together.
Is that how you say shit?
Sugar honey iced tea.
Sugar.
But then he actually said shit.
Whoops.
So no matter how many articles you write saying that everything you know about obesity is wrong, you can't change the truth.
Being a diabetic is bad for you.
Smoking cigarettes is bad for you.
Overeating is bad for you.
Sorry, propaganda.
You can't change that.
I feel like I've said that exact thing verbatim.
I just said fat deja vu.
But um, so look at this.
So we have this woman, uh, the first, that woman, right?
Look at the photo caption on this.
Go down.
Can you read it?
Yes.
As a kid, I thought that fat people were just lonely and sad, almost like these pathetic lost causes.
So I want to show that we get to experience love too.
I'm not some fat friend or some dude's chubby chasing dream.
I'm genuinely happy.
I just wish I'd known how possible that was when I was a kiddo.
A kiddo?
Who calls himself a kiddo?
A fat person.
I don't understand what myth you're blowing.
By the way, this article purports to blow all the myths out of the water and all the preconceptions out of the water, but it makes up preconceptions like her never getting love.
I never said you never would get love.
I assumed you were going to get married.
You are disproportionately more known as the fat friend.
You get less love.
You get less men interested in you, but eventually you end up with this being in love.
We're not talking about that.
We're talking about the fact that you're unhealthy.
You're not blowing any myths away.
You're not knocking my socks off.
You can't say everything you know about obesity is wrong and then list a bunch of things I never said about obesity.
All I ever said was it's wildly unhealthy.
Stop glorifying it.
We lose 500,000 Americans a year to obesity-related causes.
That's real bad.
Okay, check out this other woman now, the one you just showed earlier.
Read this photo caption.
It is amazing.
There's so much agency taken from marginalized groups to mute their voices and mask their existence.
Being depicted as a female CEO, one who is black and fat, means so much to me.
It is a representation of reclamation of the body.
Very difficult representation.
Representation of the reclamation of power in the boardroom.
Classroom and living room of my own body.
Whoa, classroom and living room of my body.
I own all of this.
See, you know what?
Go back up to her face.
That is academic rhetoric.
They made up their own Klingon.
The rest of us read and go, what are you talking about?
Your body's a living room?
I don't understand.
It's the size of a living room, but I don't understand what you're talking about.
Here's the amazing thing about that picture.
She's not a CEO.
She's an Ivory Tower, you know, academic mooch who, you know what her job is?
She is the, she's like the head of size diversity at her college at Rutgers.
So what she does is they talk about a thing, maybe they have a picture on a pamphlet that the school puts out and she goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're going to need a fatty in there, kiddo.
And they make sure that that's her job.
But it means a lot to her to be photographed as a CEO under the header, everything you know about obesity is wrong.
In other words, we can be fat CEOs, even though the person they chose isn't a fat CEO.
What in the Sam hell is going on.
Okay, last example.
So, one of them, I think it was the black woman, yeah.
She was having panic attacks, she wasn't eating, and she was getting, she was losing weight rapidly.
And she only weighed a mere 320 pounds at that point.
So, she went to the doctor, and he said, Whatever you're doing now, it's working.
And she's like, But I had an eating disorder.
Yeah, the reason we're against bulimia and anorexia is you become a stick and then you die of starvation.
You got a long way to go before the sticks.
So, actually, anorexia and bulimia is kind of your best option.
And she, oh my God, look at this.
I'm Captain America.
No, you're not.
You're a fat woman holding a Captain America toy.
You can't just put on a cape and be a superhero unless you're five.
But the doctor urged her to keep it up and said she would stay small without much effort.
She goes, I had an eating disorder and my doctor was congratulating me.
Okay, sorry.
So that was one of the white chicks.
But here's the black one.
She went to the hospital with stomach pains.
Yeah, she had hunger pains because she was starving herself, which is the best thing you can do when you're a huge, fat, fake CEO who works at a university telling people to put more fat souls in their pamphlets when she should put less fried chicken in her mouth.
And she goes, the doctor didn't diagnose her dangerously inflamed bile duct.
What?
But he did, out of nowhere, suggest that she'd get better if she stopped eating so much fried chicken.
Wow.
He managed to denigrate my fatness and my blackness in the same sentence.
Now, can we have proof that it wasn't fried chicken that was making you fat?
You're an urban woman in an environment where there's a lot of fried chicken around and that makes people real fat.
So I think it's a perfectly reasonable thing for a doctor to say.
It's not racist.
It's noticing a pattern.
And you are dying and not noticing said pattern.
So folks who are way too big for their own britches, maybe tone down the arrogance and tone up the water and exercise and protein and non-sugary drinks.
And you'll notice that society accepts you a lot more.
And more importantly, biology accepts you a lot more.
Speaking of stigma, have you noticed there's this thing now with the left, this whole hate has no home here thing, where they'll find a picture of Tucker Carlson next to a guy who knew a guy who said a racial epithet 10 years ago.
Nazi, Nazi.
And I understand there should be a stigma around Nazis.
They killed 6 million people, started a world war.
But why isn't there more stigma around communists?
Or why isn't there more stigma around pedophiles?
I think there should be some real stigma if you're seen near Antifa.
We got Don Lemon saying, Antifa, they're anti-fascist, they're anti-racist protesters.
No, if you look into it, you'll see some pretty disturbing patterns, and they're a hell of a lot worse than having racist opinions.
For example, there's a group called Punks for Progress, and they're led by a guy named Aaron Joseph Alvarez.
Serial rapist, allegedly.
Dangerous did an article where they tracked down his records, and he has sexual assault charge after sexual assault charge after sexual assault charge.
So there's a pattern I'm noticing on the radical left, and it might be that they want to normalize freaks so their sexual degeneracy seems less horrible.
And I'm not talking about homosexuality.
I'm talking about rape.
I'm talking about sexual assault.
Like Mika Rhodes, he was an Antifa guy, the head of Portland, I think, or top organizer at Portland.
He was recently arrested for raping couples, raping underage males and females.
And he's been to court for this several times, yet he just keeps appearing at these protests.
But no, no, no, no.
We have to focus on conservatives.
They're decrepit.
Another case of this is Disrupt J20's Luke Kuhn.
He was in one of those very task videos where he said, you know, if someone wants to get in my way, I'll burn down their house.
I don't care if the police are there, whoever's there, I will destroy you.
And that's when they were planning to put gas bombs at the Deploraball after Trump was elected.
They weren't going to, they weren't poisonous.
It wasn't poisonous gas, but it's like this toxic gas that makes you throw up and stuff.
I'm sure it's also incredibly dangerous.
This guy, Luke Kuhn, wrote all these fan fiction kind of erotic articles about sexualizing 10-year-old boys and how children have a sexuality.
Now, my point here is, no one talks about this disturbing trend of pedophilia we see with the left, their acceptance of it.
They sort of cloak it in an acceptance of sexuality, like homosexuality, and you go, no, no, no, no.
I'm okay with gays and lesbians, but kids, no, no, no, no.
Kids are not included in that.
And they go, I don't know, have an open mind.
Let me give you a more specific, in-depth example of this bizarre trend.
*outro music*
Remember I was talking about Michael Ehlig, the 90s raver club kid who murdered his meth dealer and is now out of prison.
And he's decided to sit little Desmond is Amazing, a tiny little tranny of a child.
And they sit him next to a giant painting of Rohipnol.
They also say the words, he took one.
Look at that.
Turn it up.
I can't hear you.
Hot tea.
It's 9.40 p.m. and he doesn't have to go to school tomorrow.
And then later on in this video, they say he took one, right?
Now, why am I bringing this up again?
We've already talked about this on the show.
I'm bringing this up again because it's starting to happen more and more.
I am starting to see the normalization of child sexuality.
And this happened at my old company, Vice.
Now, Vice has changed since I left pretty drastically.
It's become so far left that it's virtually unrecognizable from the original thing I created.
And this, I think, is the most egregious example.
You zoomed in too much there.
But it says, a conflict photographer captures boys on the precipice of manhood.
Now, this is by a girl, an Iranian Muslim, Clara Mokri.
She's a photojournalist, and she's doing an article on this other guy.
What's his name?
The guy that it's about.
He's got another weird Muslim name.
Amit.
Amit.
Okay, so we know that Arabs have a reputation of being boy diddlers, and sexuality with boys is a big part of their culture.
But look at that main picture.
Is that disgusting?
I'm not even sure I'm allowed to show this on my show.
Should I have had a warning before I showed this picture on my show?
This man holding this other?
And then go to the other ones.
I know this is disgusting.
I know you want to barf, but I feel like I just have to show that this is on a mainstream, non-censored site.
Show me some other pictures there.
Little boy, okay, but scroll down.
Oh, there's a man facing him.
This man is sitting down facing the boy.
And with the context of that first image, of course, everything is drastic.
Go back.
Why do you keep leaving?
I don't care.
No, but go back up.
There was one where he's in bed.
Go go up, up, up.
Yeah, that one.
That clearly implies masturbation.
So, and we're talking about boys on the precipice of manhood.
I don't want to see that.
Don't put that up.
And why are they doing this?
What is Clara's motive?
I think her motive is to normalize this pedophilia to make Arabs seem less weird.
That's really what goes on here.
You see this with the far left LGBTQ.
What they do is they normalize pedophilia and child sex and make all that seem relatively cool.
And now we just see a normal gay in his garden and we go, well, that guy's fine.
You know what I mean?
It's like it was in that horror movie where the monsters ate you every time they heard a sound.
So when the woman's giving birth, they set up all these fireworks way, way out a mile away from the house.
So the monsters go chase the firework sounds and the woman can go, ah, as she pushes the baby out.
This is what is going on here with the radical left.
They normalize something incredibly weird and disgusting.
So look at this one.
He's lying on his belly with his legs together like that?
What the hell are you showing me?
What is the implication there?
So they normalize that, and then we think LGBT is much more normal.
Don't do that.
Argue that LGBT is perfectly reasonable.
Don't make pedophilia normal so you seem more normal relative to that because what you're doing is normalizing pedophilia.
And that is unequivocally, beyond the shadow of a doubt, wrong.
When it comes to Friday, I was earlier.
Spooky, huh?
All right, let's check in with Muslims in the UK.
We've got Tommy Robinson facing trial today, and we're going to see what the verdict is, and we're going to see the context.
That's the problem with Tommy Robinson.
He's just seen as some random ooligan who's causing trouble.
No, mate.
He is living in a place that is becoming Islamicized.
That's the problem with the way Americans see all this.
They've never been to Luton.
They haven't been to Harrods.
They haven't been to West London.
They don't see that in the context of the Islamicization of England.
His behavior is actually pretty normal.
Don't try to teach me.
I got nothing to learn.
We could.
Every once in a while, we like to check in on England and look under that mud flap of a sh ⁇ of a country and go, still Londonistan?
Yep, still Londonistan.
Still completely overrun with unassimilable Muslims who have no interest in becoming British and merely want to reinstate or further instate Sharia law coast to coast.
They want to shut down the pubs and put up mosques, shut down the churches, and basically make Britain into a fifth column for Islam, which will make it a horrible place, and then they'll want to emigrate away from it, like the original Pakistan or wherever Muslim country they came from to avoid.
That's the way it works when you wreck stuff.
You wreck it, then you move on to the next place, you wreck that, and so on.
It's like reverse colonization.
You go around the world making everything worse.
So let's see what's going on in London now.
Oh, some men in a pub?
they must be singing soccer chance or maybe uh...
god save the queen That's that thing where they punch themselves till they bleed.
They slap each other in the chest.
And it's happening at a local pub called Araby.
It's a very Araby place.
You don't get much more Araby than that.
One of the most Araby places in all of Britain.
No false advertising claims there.
That's exactly what we wanted.
Yeah, no need to read the Yelp review.
And then let's go to check in on Birmingham.
How's Birmingham?
Let's talk to our Birmingham correspondent.
He's a traffic warden there.
Hey, you're in the home of Ozzy Osbourne.
Has it been overrun with lawless Muslims?
How is it going over there?
Traffic warden, can you hear us?
Can you hear us?
Have you got your earpiece on?
Oh, he seems to be distracted.
What's happening over there with a traffic warden?
There you go.
Dee!
Notice this sort of collusion there, the enthusiasm for everyone.
Actually, one piece was cut off there.
They took his scooter after that.
Really?
Yeah, off they go on his scooter.
All right.
Now, this next one, I don't know where in Britain this is, but it is about as bad as it gets.
I'm actually not even positive this is in Britain.
But this is women wearing a burqa behaving very badly, fighting each other, and a toddler gets abused in this clip.
So warning, you might not want to watch this.
This is, if this was live leak, it would say uncover video.
The next 30 seconds are incredibly damning, and you might regret watching this.
So turn away if you're sensitive about kids getting hurt.
But I just want to show you, like, imagine rednecks doing this, How viral the video would go.
This is, and this, you know, what this might not, this might not be inbreeding, this might not be the Quran.
This might be the sheer frustration of wearing a black polyester bag every day of your life.
This is, this may be an example of oppressed women snapping.
Look at that.
What is that kid, a drag doll?
Look at it.
No, it's alive.
And you're on a road, too.
You're going to get hit by a car.
That's why she keeps picking up the kid.
And why isn't anyone pulling over and separating these lunatics?
Oh my God.
I can see one of their hair, one of their heads.
It's your hair.
That's wrong.
That's too salacious.
What a culture, huh?
How about the guy just driving by?
No, this must be in an Arab country if that's playing on the radio.
You know, who knows anymore?
You never know when you're in Britain where you are.
Somebody mentioned on Twitter that they don't know what's happening.
I said, yeah, this is like watching Michael Bay's Transformers fighting, which is two mounds of metal just tossed about.
Instead of polyester?
Sounds like a corduroy factory.
God, I'm such an Islamophobe.
Why do I criticize this culture and say that it's taking over the Western world?
Where the hell did I get that from?
Homophobic slurs are wrong.
I actually can't think of a time, though, where I've seen someone call a homosexual the F-A-G-G-O-T word and genuinely mean it.
I'm sure it happens, but the majority of the time I hear that word, it's more just like wimpy.
In fact, I hear gays use it more than, I mean, I've heard gays use it more than anyone else.
But when you're in battle, all bets are off.
I don't care what language you use when you're getting shot at.
So what's his name?
Alan West said this.
Remember when they were urinating on the Taliban?
These guys had blown themselves up by trying to make bombs and they blew up in their face.
They literally blew up in their face.
And some of the soldiers were caught urinating on the cadavers.
Fine with me.
Do more of that, please.
These are the same people who cut off American military's fingers after they killed them.
They eat their heart and they sell the fingers at the market.
Hey, American soldiers' fingers for sale.
So yeah, disrespect their body.
And when they got in trouble for that, and they got in big trouble for that, Alan West said, shut your mouth, war is hell.
And I feel the same about the people chastising this guy for using a bad word while overseas getting shot at.
What are you looking at, you measly mouth f ⁇ ?
Now that's kind of harsh when you're watching a funny news show, but when your job is to risk your life saving your country from tyranny, that's nothing.
And a good way to weed out the wimps when you're trying to find soldiers is to get screamed at.
It's called basic training.
You have drill instructors abuse you.
And that sets the tone for the military.
And so it should.
If you're out there in the trenches, risking your life, watching your friend's head get blown off, we can't worry about people's feelings.
We can't worry about political correctness on the battlefield.
It is literally suicidal.
Remember Full Metal Jacket?
Play that clip.
What's your name, fat buddy?
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Lawrence Lawrence Watt of Arabia?
Sir, no, sir.
That name sounds like royalty.
Are you royalty?
Sir, no, sir.
You suck?
Sir, no, sir.
Bullshit, I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Sir, no, sir.
I don't like the name Lawrence.
Only and sailors are called Lawrence.
From now on, you're Gober Pyle.
Sir, yes, sir.
Do you think I'm cute, Private Powell?
Do you think I'm funny?
Sir, no, sir.
Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Sir, yes, sir.
Well, I need taught, sweetheart.
Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Private Pile, I'm going to give you three seconds.
Exactly three seconds to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull you.
One, two, three.
Sir, I can't help it.
Fall sh on your knees, scumbag.
Anyway, that goes on.
And it's a very important tool in the military, and I'm starting to see people stray from that.
Now, this is, we've been doing war for a while now.
So our techniques are valid.
And if you start reinventing the wheel and saying, no, no, no, you can't be mean to soldiers and then make them go out and do mean stuff like shoot 100 people in the head, you are going to be sending wimps into battle and wimps get killed.
So censoring these drill sergeants and censoring these commanders is suicide.
And what it is, and you see this in the police too, the top brass are now just politicians.
And all they care about is protecting their careers.
They don't give a crap about anyone below them.
And so people below them are getting abused.
And it used to be good abuse that made them stronger.
Now they're getting fired.
They're getting reprimanded.
They're getting kicked out.
And it's changing the whole military.
Do you have that clip of that British girl bawling her eyes out?
Get the f ⁇ here!
Yeah, there we go.
Hurry up!
Who is that?
Who are you?
Who are you?
What are women doing in combat?
Why are you here?
To kill who?
Get fucking here now!
Get fucking here!
Look at her walk.
Are you shopping?
No!
Get down, sick of me.
Sit me.
Why are you at my ring?
Why are you here to kill who?
Are you a fucking killer or a mouse?
Are you a killer?
Show me a warface!
That's not a warface!
Show me your war face!
Why are we piercing your tongue?
Why the f ⁇ are you piercing your tongue?
You are not a killer.
Get the fucking your hole.
Here!
Get the fucking me up!
Look at her holding a gun.
Kill it!
Get out of position!
Take it!
Okay, just pause here.
Girl!
What's his motive?
What is he trying to do here?
Make her cry?
Abuse her?
Is he a sadist?
No, he's trying to toughen her skin so when she eventually ends up in a serious situation where her life is at stake, she will have the courage, the fortitude To defend herself and her country and complete her orders.
That is his motive.
There's another motive here where he wants to weed out the phenomenally weak and those who don't have the moral fortitude to fight.
He wants to get them out of the military for their own good.
If you're a pussy, and I don't mean a woman, and you go to battle, you're going to get killed and you're going to get other people killed.
So the motive of this abuse and this tough language is to save lives.
You want the truth.
You couldn't handle the truth.
And she can't handle it.
Look at this.
You've done it.
You've done it.
Huh?
You're crying.
What are you crying for?
I just, I can't.
Because you've done it.
Oh, you f***.
Get my fucking down now.
Get my fucking down.
Get my fucking down.
You are no an alien.
Get through that now.
Get f ⁇ ing.
Was that an actual ad?
That can't be, right?
That can't be real branding.
But I support it.
Now, the reason I bring all this up is because I saw this article that said, battalion commander fired, and don't censor this, Ryan, because it's relevant to the story.
Battalion commander fired for saying faggoty.
And this guy's a war hero, and he shows up.
Well, here, let me read this story.
Following a vandalism incident during a port call visit by the San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock, New York in Gaeta, Italy, Lieutenant Colonel Marcus J. Mainz, the commander of the 2nd Battalion 6th Marine Regiment, blah, blah, blah how do you do?
What is that called Stolen Valor?
You must remember a lot of terms.
Like I can't, I could never fake that.
There's a lot of acronyms where it's like, this is a HVSC or it's like Supreme and each one's a letter.
Like that's a that's a long word.
Yeah.
So we're going to give up on stolen valor here.
Marcus Jamies, the commander of 2nd Battalion 6th Marine Regiment, allegedly used the term faggot or faggoty during a meeting with the two 6th Battalion landing team leaders.
Multiple sources have told Marine Corps time.
By the way, you're supposed to be dying for your man, dying in the foxhole, dying for your brothers.
Who ratted him out?
Who went, actually, HR, I have some kind of a, excuse the analogy, but a kind of a bomb to drop on you.
Our battalion, our, what's he called?
Our commander, said Faggotty.
Oh, I'm sorry.
If you're gay and you're in the military, you better be able to take a rude word because you're about to take a bullet to the chest.
We're going to lose this war.
This kind of political correctness, it gets people fired.
It's annoying here in the beautiful Western world, here in the city, here in the burbs, where everything is fine with the birds chirping and squirrels running around.
It's very inconvenient.
But when you're on the battlefield, it's death.
I don't know if I've told you this, but I hate Fortnite.
I hate that all children are obsessed with it.
I hate that when I hang out with dads, a major part of the conversation is, what are you doing to prevent Fortnite?
It's like crack, when crack invaded the East Village and the West Village in Lower Manhattan in the 80s.
We have a crack invasion going on in the suburbs, and it's called this stupid, infuriating, and violent video game.
As you probably know by now, I'm not a fan of video games.
I think it's a total and utter waste of time.
I hate the arguments.
It's a story.
Just like going to a movie.
No, a movie has a beginning, a middle, and an end.
You're just running around shooting people.
Stop pretending there's a plot to your video game.
But I understand, kids want to play video games.
I used to go to the arcade as a little kid.
Pre-liking girls, like 15 and under, I would go to arcades.
But you're 36 and you play five hours a day.
You're not deeply ashamed of that?
No, actually, it's my identity.
I'm a gamer.
Really?
I'm a beerer.
I wear Budweiser pajamas when I drink Budweiser, and I go to beer festivals.
Actually, I do do all of that.
But it's not my political identity.
And I don't call myself a bearer.
That's a joke.
Gamers are serious.
They honestly think it's an identity, like Amish or Jewish.
I'm gamish.
And there's, so all of that stuff's annoying.
And I'm constantly disciplining my kids, grounding them for catching them playing video games at times when they weren't allowed.
They're allowed Friday, Saturday, Sunday, certain times.
And then I catch them on Tuesday.
So I got to go, you're grounded all weekend, dude.
And I got to enforce that.
You think I like grounding you?
It's like timeouts.
When you do timeouts, you got to sit with the kid the whole time or he's going to run away.
Anyway, it seems like now all parents talk about to other parents is how awful Fortnite is.
And what are you doing?
And I met this great mom who told me she employs this app.
It's super expensive.
It's like $100 a year called Unglued, where you control all your kids' phones and you can unglue them from the internet at certain times.
And they can always call, call the cops, call you.
And sometimes they call her and go, we're stuck in traffic on the school bus.
Can I please have more internet time to play my video games?
She'll be like, all right, let's do five minutes.
And she says, everything is manageable except Fortnite.
Fortnite is totally different.
If the kids play Madden for a while, then they're done.
Fortnite is a different thing where it's sort of like a battle royale open thing.
And correct me if I'm wrong, right?
I've never played it before.
But anyone can get in on any device, Xbox, PlayStation, whatever, go to this universe, right?
It's like, what's that?
World of Warcraft?
Like a large map that everybody's on, yeah.
But isn't it packed with millions of people?
How is it not overcrowded?
Well, in each game, they limit it to 100 players per room.
Okay, I see.
So that's happening constantly throughout the game.
And there'll be a guy from Turkey playing it and some eight-year-old.
There was recently a case in the New York Post where a guy was arrested for threatening to kill some 11-year-old who beat him, killed him in the game.
And you have little kids killing people.
Like they shoot people in the head.
There's no blood, but you're still murdering people.
And five-year-olds play it.
Five, six, seven, eight, all the way up to the top.
And it's a free game, but what they do is they incentivize you.
Like they start, I noticed my son when he first started playing it, he was a black woman.
And they go, you could Be a white dude or even a black dude if you would just pay seven bucks for a new skin, which means like your clothes and your guns and everything.
I quickly capitulated so he could be a dude.
I can't help but think all this role-playing and being a woman in video games has led to this trans epidemic.
I can't help but think gamers and trans are related.
They all seem to play video games.
But anyway, I don't want anything banned, by the way.
I'm not one of these, this is bad for the kids.
Don't read horror comic books.
I'm just, I can still notice that it's a plague.
And with this mom, I was saying, she goes, well, I have one rule with Fortnite where I go, you play it for a while and then you have to go to another room and decompress.
Because when you go up to kids and they're playing any other MLB video game, anything else, you go, all right, guys, that's enough.
They go, oh, damn.
And they put it away and they go downstairs and look at something, comic book.
With Fortnite, they get hysterical.
They scream, they whip stuff.
They say, you're the worst father ever.
They run to their rooms.
It's really bizarre.
It's totally unique and it's unlike any other video game.
I mean, this woman, this mother had to invent a decompression chamber for her sons after they play it.
And I have the exact same experience.
All parents have this experience.
You go to a bar in the suburbs and the dads, if Fortnite comes up, the dads go, yeah, yeah, well, we got him down to five hours a week, but he had a rough time there.
And in the summer, it was 100.
100.
Some girl was in the news.
She peed her pants.
Not Peter Pan, peed her pants.
Anyway, it's a brilliant business plan, making kids into junkies and rewarding them little treats where you pay a dollar for this and a dollar for that.
And guess how much money they're making?
And I'm not against this.
I'm not against people making money.
$10 million a day.
They gross playing this game.
You know how much that is a year?
That's $3,600,000,000, if you can run the numbers.
So it's basically to video games what the iPhone is to our personal lives.
And the iPhones are also destroying our personal lives, the way we interact.
Especially, I see these families at dinner, and you'll just see like a mother, a father, you know, three kids, an uncle, a grandma, not the grandma usually, but they're all just like this.
I don't want iPhone phones banned.
I use it all the time.
I use it way too much too.
I'm just saying something is a vice.
You can acknowledge that alcohol and drugs are a vice without wanting them banned.
But what I found most interesting about all of this is it's not just wrecking kids' lives.
Fortnite is causing divorce.
This is where I tie the whole segment all together.
It's not just kids playing this silly little kids game.
It's adults.
And adults are playing it so much that it's ruining their marriage.
Dudes, get a grip.
200 divorces Fortnite has been responsible for.
Now, we need to know the area of that.
What is that, the world?
No, it must be America.
No, it's in Britain only.
And it says these 200 cases are actually from a pretty specific sample size, the UK divorce resource site.
Divorce online.
see what you're saying, so far more serious than we thought.
Because Britain has about a tenth the size of the population we have, and they take a small sample of these divorces, and 200 of that small sample was from Fortnite.
Yes, 5% of the divorces, which is pretty hefty.
Yeah, that's more accurate.
Now, obviously, we're not saying things should be banned, and capitalism has to suffer, and this is the free market being evil.
Someone handed you something addictive.
They talk about this with the hood.
The hood got filled with crack.
Yeah, okay, you could put a hundred pounds of crack on my desk.
I'm not going to do it.
I might have one or two hits.
But we've got to get a little bit more disciplined, folks.
Is this single mothers?
Is this a lack of marriage going on?
Is this divorce leading to this, and everyone wants to appease the kids?
Is this a television scourge?
I don't know how we got so bad at dealing with addiction.
Boy, that clip is bothering me.
I don't know how we got so bad at dealing with addiction, but it's ruining childhoods, and now it's ruining marriages.
Hey, media, when you're getting someone to review something, maybe don't have a chick talk about action movies and let her use her stupid liberal arts degree to tell you why this spy thriller is, I don't know, racist?
Have you noticed that we've become so politically correct that you can look at movie reviews and show reviews and know that if the critics hate it, it's probably good, and if the critics love it, it's probably overrated.
Like, get out.
Good movie.
I liked it.
But it got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes because it was about a black guy and white people are evil and blah, blah, blah.
That was super cool.
I'm sure like Charlize Theron beating the crap out of guys and any woman badass.
She's the new James Bond and she's obese and black.
100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
You know that's the deal.
So you go, no thanks.
Conversely, when they say it sucks, like, curb your enthusiasm.
Same old crap.
Super boring.
I go, really?
I'm going to check it out.
Funniest season I've ever seen.
There's a fatwa out on Larry David because he ridiculed the supreme leader of Iran.
That's called hilarious.
But the PC critics don't like it because it can seem Islamophobic.
That's the way it goes.
So when I saw in Vanity Fair, Jack Ryan is a patriotic nightmare.
Watching this show, what does it say?
Feels like falling down a Fox News rabbit hole.
It's too Fox News-y.
It's about an American patriot fighting terrorism.
You know what he should be fighting?
It should be a black woman fighting rednecks.
It should be a black woman in a wheelchair who's...
queer fighting the kkk now i'm willing to wager a billion dollars a brazilion dollar that that would get a much better review and uh you read the thing and she's like he's just some random dude who works at a computer and now he's got a gun and he's killing everyone yeah lady that's the way it works uh If you want to identify with the star of a hero movie,
it helps when he's like sort of a normal guy who then becomes a badass by, you know, getting his training and everything.
Because you want to pretend it's you.
I know I'm criticizing, I'm contradicting myself now because the fat black women are going, I want to be an adventure hero.
Well, that's not plausible.
You weigh 340 pounds.
It's plausible that I, with enough training, and let's say I was 20 years younger, could eventually become a Terry Shappard.
It's semi-believable.
The suspension of disbelief has its limits.
And Jack Ryan plays that nicely.
But I look at the article, and it's written by Sonia Saraya, and it goes, this is a propulsive, enthusiastic, oh no, how dare it be enthusiastic, confident action thriller that makes a glossy, gooey narrative of American generosity and valor.
God forbid.
Neglecting to even attempt to challenge the narrative of noble American involvement and intervention abroad.
Yeah, that's the Jack Ryan series.
That's been going on forever.
That's the thriller series.
That's the James Bond of America thing.
James Bond isn't even willing to, for one moment, question the narrative of British spies.
Its other primary story objective is proving that Jack Ryan deserves his white male entitlement.
Yeah, that's what they're going for.
That's the point of Jack Ryan, was to say that he deserves his white male entitlement.
He believes all your silly paradigms and hegemonies and intersectionalities.
He speaks that crazy language, and he's trying to inject it into Jack Ryan.
Ironically, her beef is that he's not trying to inject it into Jack Ryan, which indicates just how closely American myths of masculinity...
Uh, quat?
Quat?
Is there a more masculine culture than American culture, especially south of the Mason-Dixon line?
Who is the best...
Who else?
Maybe some Vikings?
Sort of?
Not anymore, really.
See, like just Russian guys?
Russian guys, yeah, Russians could probably out-masculine us.
That's about it.
It would go Russia, as far as tough masculinity goes, it would go Russia, and they go a little far, beating the crap out of gays for no reason.
So as far as like rational levels of masculinity, I think we're winning.
The Russians are just lunatic.
They're all like enforcers for loan sharks, basically.
It's other primary, yeah, which indicates just how closely American myths of masculinity are intertwined with international dominance.
Basically, she didn't like it that he's killing Arab terrorists because terrorists are, what, Klansmen?
Are we supposed to believe that?
Now, there's a bigger thing going on here.
I don't read Vanity Fair.
I'm a boy.
But my wife's a girl, and she's very PC, liberal, whatever, vegan.
It's a whole other show, believe me.
I'm not a fan.
Well, I am a fan of her, but I'm not a fan of her politics.
Anyway, she told me that Vanity Fair used to just be these glowing things about yachts and this woman bought a Chanel bag and Chanel and Gucci are going over island hopping in Greece with Mick Jagger and stuff.
It's not my cup of tea, but you know, lower middle class women love reading about upper middle class women who are living the high life.
They like to pretend.
It's the adult equivalent of princesses and fairy time.
I have no problem with that whatsoever.
Indulge.
I remember Tacky Theodore Acropolis, my old boss, who was a, he's an old Greek tycoon.
He's old money.
In fact, he's so awesome that on his yacht, he yells at other people in less glamorous yachts and goes, vouset nouveau rich!
You're nouveau rich, he yells at them from his yacht.
That's the best kind of rich guy.
But a typical Vanity Fair article would be the one he wrote, which was his defense of wearing your watch over your collar, wearing your Rolex on top of the collar of your shirt.
He was defending that as a move.
Again, it doesn't compute up here, not my world, but I can see how looking at pictures of diamonds is exciting.
And that has been the history of Vanity Fair from forever ago till they got an affirmative action hire, Rhodika Jones.
Now, Radhika Jones comes into Vanity Fair and she's decided to inject this pro-multicultural thing.
No one has a problem with that.
I mean, Tacky is Greek.
But it becomes un-American and it becomes more about social justice warrior virtue signaling than a magazine.
And my point here is, once again, PC has ruined everything, even ruining stuff I could care less about.
It's ruined Vanity Fair.
We have Radhika Jones hiring Sonia Saraya to review a men's action series and bitch about how it promotes white entitlement, white male entitlement.
And we're seeing this all over the magazine world too.
You can throw a dart at an industry and find it ruined by feminism, multiculturalism, and political correctness.
Can't you just let things thrive on their own?
Why do you have to, like a communist, enforce some sort of equal outcome?
And if you're going to do that, by the way, can you get involved in sanitation?
Can you walk along an I-beam on a skyscraper, please, and replace one of the divots, one of the rivets that popped out?
Here's another example of this.
Lesbian Kelly Holland.
She's a, and she was hired to run Penthouse into the ground.
She apparently has, I know some insiders in the adult industry, and apparently this chick doesn't want women to be too sexy.
She likes all her lesbian friends to hire.
They have big lesbian orgies at her ranch, I'm told.
And Penthouse's sales have plummeted since they took over.
Vanity Fair, I assume it's plummeting since Rhodika Jones took over, because when you put your personal politics above supply and demand, obviously you're going for second best.
You're not going for meritocracy.
You're not going for what sells.
You're going for what makes you feel good inside.
Well, if I ran Vanity Fair, I would make it all about, well, I did run a magazine.
It was all about the stuff I liked, like a gross jar, where you would put gross stuff, grocery and grocery stuff every month and watch it decompose.
It was retarded and it was funny.
But I didn't have an agenda when I did it.
You shouldn't, that's called a dictatorship.
That's called tyranny.
And these social justice warriors, I think they weren't invited to parties when they were young.
And they've decided now that they're getting affirmative action into positions of power, they just don't want success.
They want revenge.
Don't give a damn.
I'd like to introduce a barbershop quartet I started, but it's instead of four, it's one.
So it's a barbershop Unilet.
And we do a little song called Get Off My Lawn.
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