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Oct. 8, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 194 | Columbus Day | Get Off My Lawn
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Michael, welcome to the show.
Thanks, Gavin.
Oh, it's like back in the motherland.
Yeah, that's what I start every show with by kissing the guests.
With women, we make out sometimes for a few minutes.
You're like a modern-day Richard Dawson.
Yeah.
Who's Richard Dawson again?
The Host of Family Fuge.
Oh, I thought it was a Host of Dawson Screek.
Today is Columbus Day.
Yeah.
But there's also been a push for a very long time.
People think this is a new thing, but for decades, there's been a push to make it Indigenous Peoples Day.
Because apparently what Christopher Columbus did was colonization, and colonization is bad.
I got an idea.
Okay.
If you don't know how to use a calendar, we don't name a day after you.
Now, if they had called it Mayan Day or Aztec Day in Mexico, that would make sense because they had very sophisticated calendars.
But my understanding is the Native Americans in North America that Columbus interacted with did not.
Correct.
Well, I don't think he made it to North America.
He was a tropical dude.
Yeah, yes.
And those people, like there's this, the general understanding is that the Indians have this peaceful country called America.
Right.
And Christopher Columbus landed maybe at Plymouth Rock and then killed them all, took their land, and that's how we have America.
He never went to America.
There's some that came up the side after him and made, you know, California and so on.
I believe there was like a black plague that killed most of the, 94% of the Indians.
I don't think it was black plague per se, but yeah.
Yeah, it was a massive disease that could have been linked to Columbus up the coast.
But the thing that no one ever talks about is his brutal violence was the general parlance of the time.
That's how people warred and interacted.
Yeah, conquest is when someone you don't like wins.
Right.
He went there and he did murder like 13 savages and have their heads on pikes, but that's because that's what the savages were doing to his guys.
Yeah, I'm not a particular authority on Columbus whatsoever, but you know, thank you for coming on this.
What's interesting in this context is before it was Martin Luther King Day, they wanted to call it Black People Day.
Did you know this?
No.
And Martin Luther King Day was the compromise for some reason, which I'm not particularly aware of what the reason was.
So this is just, you know, kind of identity politics.
Let's take what was in the past and recontextualize it in modern evangelical precepts.
Well, I've even heard people say, you know, what he did was way over the line, and even he apologized later.
First of all, he was Jewish.
Jews are always apologizing.
Sure.
And yeah, I guess he felt bad that some of the wars didn't go as planned.
That's the way conquering goes.
Yeah, and I mean, it's, there's a lot to be said for Columbus.
There's a lot to be said for being people who are like, I'm going to get in these ships and I'm just going to go as far as I can and hope I come out the other side.
You know, there's something admirable about that.
But I mean, if you want to honor Indigenous people, I don't think most people in America know anything about Indigenous culture, myself included.
All I know is like, okay, they get guaranteed one sentency from Massachusetts.
That's the list.
Like, I don't know.
I mean, and also the thing that's offensive, as you know this from being from Canada, is Indigenous people aren't one thing.
There are different tribes.
Even in America, there's 3,000 tribes.
And they're different types of cultures.
Correct.
And they hate each other.
Yeah, and the one thing I know about Canada is they don't say Eskimo anymore.
It's a slur, right?
You have to say Inuit.
But the word Inuit does not refer to all Native Canadians.
It refers to specifically the Inuit tribe.
So you're referring to people who are specifically not Inuit as Inuit.
Well, I think that all the ones in the top that eat the fish, the frozen blubber, are Inuit.
And then the ones down there are closer to the border are various other different tribes like Mohawks.
Right, but they're called Inuit.
No, no, no, no.
You don't call Mohawks Inuit.
They're called First Nations or something like that?
Yeah.
Here's the big picture that I don't understand.
This is happening with Kavanaugh, which we'll get to in a second.
We can't not.
I don't know what you want, you being the liberal left.
Like, I was talking to an Indian relative through my wife, and she said, I wish you guys never came here.
Because I think it was last Columbus Day.
No, no, she met you.
She met you at their house.
I met my wife to that bar.
I wish they were.
Oh, now the penny drops.
That's why you were talking past each other so much.
No, I'm glad white people came here and made this awesome bar and invented beer.
But you need to go.
No, and I said to her, what's your series of events?
So there's a wall and no one from Europe ever comes here?
And it's just Indians, like with skyscrapers and briefcases and there's a whole chunk, Navajo, Wall Street, and you have mines and stuff that the Indians are running?
Do you really think that's possible?
They didn't have the population, first of all.
And that black plague thing I was talking about further decimated their population.
So North America was basically empty when the pilgrims came here.
What do you want to have happened?
Well, it's also this kind of idea that, yeah, they want it to be like Japan, where it's kind of isolated and kind of its own thing for a very, very long time.
But Japan weren't exactly nice people.
No, no, and they were terrorizing the Chinese.
But this is what's so funny.
So much of modern leftism is based on Rousseau and this idea that before civilization, things had certain advantages that we later lost.
But it's like, you know, when they use all the different parts of the buffalo, they're trying to make them out to be these hippies.
Yes.
It's like when you're using all the parts of the buffalo, it's not a function of being an environmentalist.
It's a function of being hungry.
It's a function of not having material wealth.
And if these were these early pre-hippies, why are all these teams named after them?
They were named after them because they were proud warriors.
Like these strong alpha men who would fought back very heavily.
There's a woman who was, what's her name, American Jezebel, the one who founded Rhode Island, she was scalped.
Like the rock she was hiding behind is still on the BQE.
So this was a long concern for many of the American colonists.
So the idea these people were weak and weren't just conquered readily is false.
Yeah, it's also kind of demeaning to them that they were so easily taken over.
No, it was 400 years we fought the Indians.
You guys put up a great fight, but you also played pretty dirty pool.
You killed our babies.
Yeah.
You stabbed our mothers.
You raped our sisters.
And we're partuum.
And we raped you back.
Yeah, it was ugly.
You know, this comes up with South Africa, they say, you know, it was legal to hunt Zulus for 40 years.
You just see a Zulu, you kill them.
And yes, that's true.
But why was that true?
Well, the Boers had a treaty with the Zulus, and they worked it all out, and the Boers fought with the Zulus against other tribes, and the first Prime Minister Bota spoke Zulu, and he worked with them, and they set up this land deal.
And you can have this terrible, crappy land that's really hard to farm, but you'll figure out, you'll do irrigation and all that.
They make the deal.
Sounds good.
Let's go sign it.
They go to sign it and the Zulus murder the head of the Boers.
I forgot what his name was.
He might have been Bota too, on this bridge, massacre him and his entire family, and almost completely wipe out the Boers as a betrayal as the deal was being signed.
So they did all this work with them, and they stabbed them in the back.
So they said, you know what?
Screw the Zulus.
This is war.
And it happened a lot with the Indians in North America.
Yes, there was the Trail of Tears and our treatment of them, especially after we became more modern and were separating them from their families.
Yes, that was disgusting.
But that was what you did back then.
Well, it's also, to me, very weird to conflate Native Americans and Aztecs and Incas and Mayans.
These are very completely different cultures.
They're completely different races.
So to kind of have them all be one thing under Indigenous Peoples Day.
Honestly, it would make more sense to me to have Indigenous Peoples Month because there's a lot to learn about.
This is a very interesting...
I studied them a lot growing up.
And Cuesta Coatland, their mythology, we have their myth structures, which are fascinating to read about.
But yeah, but just this, it's not about indigenous people.
It's about denigrating Columbus and the Western idea of conquest.
Yes.
Yes.
You can do both.
You can celebrate Indigenous people and Columbus.
And I don't know why we see Columbus as strictly the Indian murdering guy.
I mean, he was an incredible explorer, and he sort of spread the whole concept of spice and changed food permanently.
Yeah, the conquistadors were much worse than him.
Right.
Yeah, I mean, they came and there were like two of them against the whole civilization.
Their arms were getting tired because they were the only ones who had swords and they were just killing people for hours.
It was this insane bloodbath.
I guess the.
And let's also talk about how many of these cultures would sacrifice children and pull hearts out of people in order to appease the gods.
So it's, again, this idea that they were basically burning man is ridiculous.
Right.
You know, you see that too in the Middle East right now, where they'll eat a man's heart.
These Arab savages will eat a soldier's heart.
Then they'll also cut his fingers off and sell them at the local market because there's literally a market for dismembered and disfigured soldier, white American soldier parts.
Not white, American soldier parts.
Wait, really?
Yes.
And I talk to military guys who say the most disgusting thing they saw out of all the carnage was these guys in Iraq just laughing, talking, and there's a stray dog and they have these shearing scissors and they just cut his ears off.
And he's like, walking around with blood coming out of where his ears were, and then they're laughing.
Cultures are different.
People are different.
And some are more primitive than others.
Now, I'm not saying you go kill savages every time you see them, but to get back to that woman saying, I wish Columbus or you white people never came here, I go, you hadn't invented the wheel.
We were having the Industrial Revolution.
How can those two coexist?
Inevitably, the ones with the wheels and the machines and the steam engines are going to start coming over here.
Right.
And yeah, it's, I think a lot of, there's nothing more white than hating white culture, right?
So for her to act like this, I don't think it's necessarily a function of her being indigenous.
It's her being a function of listening to the Avenger on the left and what the corporate press likes to tell people.
You know, I think a lot of these discussions come to white people hating white people.
How can you be a medicine woman and hate medicine?
It doesn't make sense.
Who hates white people?
I hate white people who hate white people.
Yeah.
I've had enough of it.
And it's always the, like even with Kavanaugh, what is the real underpinning here?
It's that he might overturn Roe v.
Wade and these drug sluts won't be able to have their abortions.
What I find disturbing about Kavanaugh is I think there are a lot of women who are sexual assault survivors.
And I think they don't know how to deal with it.
And I, because there's no guidebook for them.
And I do feel very empathetic for them.
But what the left has done since the 60s is this idea of the personal as a political.
And what I wish I could tell these people from a sense of empathy is, that's not the guy who did that to you.
Maybe he's a frat douchebag.
Maybe you're seeing him in what happened to you.
But that's not literally the same person.
Yes, I get that.
But when you look at rape, there's this understanding that it's the, you know, you've heard the term date raping jock.
Yeah.
And I grew up with that as a, you know, a hipster kid, whatever kid, and we always saw the jocks as the rapists.
And then I get older and I see, well, ethnically, it's disproportionately black.
And also, when it comes to the white ones doing it, I find the beta males are the ones crawling on top of the passed out girl much more than the letter-wearing frat boys in the football team.
Sure.
Yeah, but then you could, right.
It's much more nuanced than that.
You see all the, like what I tweeted this out a couple weeks ago, I said, so do the male feminists who committed sexual assault believe Dr. Ford?
Like, they're the ones we should be asking because they'll know, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's telling the truth.
I mean, they're the ones to worry about because they think because they're feminists, by definition, they can't be assailants.
Oh, I see.
And I'm arguing that they are disproportionately more.
Yes, because they won't feel guilt because they won't recognize what they're doing is wrong.
Here's the other thing.
Here's what I think is, I don't think it's that implausible.
You remember 1982.
I don't think it's that implausible for a drunk high school in 1982 to pin a girl down to bed and like think it's funny and never think about it again.
Yes.
Well, if you read Bonnie McFarlane's book, you know the comedian?
Yeah, of course.
She's great.
She's funny and she's got this book called I'm Better Than You.
She grew up in, I think, Edmonton or in Canada somewhere, rural Canada.
She was very poor.
And she talks about a scene in it where she was raped and she was downstairs having sex and she was screaming.
And her friends were upstairs and they were like, she's 18 years old.
It's about time she got laid.
She can handle it.
And it was treated like getting a tattoo or some sort of initiation.
And so she was like, I think that was a pretty big deal.
And they go, oh, shut up, Bonnie.
You were just, you were the last one of us to pop your cherry.
It's time to get going here.
So then when she went to get an abortion, I guess in that province, you were allowed to get an abortion if it was rape.
And she goes, oh, wait a minute.
I checked off all these boxes.
I was raped.
Hey, I was raped.
But back then, this probably would have been the 80s.
Right.
Back then, it was like, ah, you got raped.
Well, I don't think that.
It wouldn't even be called rape.
It was like, you got sex.
In all fairness, Dr. Ford's stand-up act isn't as good as Bonnie's.
But in the 50s or 60s, there was something called a masher, right?
Which was a guy would take a girl and start making out with her.
And she'd be like, oh, you, you masher.
So, like, Bill Clinton got sh ⁇ for saying something which is true, that our definition of consent has changed over time.
Yes.
And what she was talking about, Dr. Ford, I bet you something like that.
I think she's telling the truth about something.
When people are like, oh, how does she not remember?
When something weird happens to you, a lot of times you forget the details and your brain combines things together.
And your brain pushes it out.
Yeah.
Well, the thing that I don't understand about the left, I don't know what they want.
Like, even if he was guilty, they want cultural evidence.
And I knew he was guilty.
I would say, there's no evidence.
I mean, we live in a society where we're so strict.
And by the way, thank you conquistadors, conquistadors, for your Magna Carta, because you said there's no rule book.
There is a rule book.
It's called the law.
You get molested, you get raped, you get assaulted, you go to the cops and work it out.
You don't ruin a man's life based on hearsay.
And the thing is, you should report at the time.
Yes.
You don't wait 30 years.
Like, that's the part I don't have sympathy with her for.
Even though I understand an emotional level, in a legal and professional level, you can't work with that.
But even, like, say, so we live in a world where if the guy doesn't read his Miranda rights correctly, the whole case is thrown out.
And we want that to happen because we want to have a strict sense of justice in this country.
So say he did it.
I still would say, sorry, without evidence, I'm not putting anyone in jail because the overall system, the law is you need evidence to prosecute.
Or else, obviously, you'll just be in a situation where you can just go, ah, that guy raped me, that guy raped me, which is actually a Twilight Zone episode.
I think what they just want is to have the appearance of illegitimacy, right?
So now for the rest of time, they can say, well, this decision doesn't count because he's a rapist.
Even though no one literally accused him of rape, even Swetnik never accused him of rape, they can say with a straight face, a rapist is now on the Supreme Court, therefore all these decisions are illegitimate.
And they can say that honestly in their minds.
So why are they crying?
Because they're losing power.
I mean, their jig is up.
Yeah, but this is, let's get specific here, because you're the North Korean expert.
I am.
And I was watching when the previous dude died.
Kim Jong-il.
Kim Jong-il.
And I'm watching it like a hawk on TV because I'll never be able to figure out if they really love him or not and if it's an actor or not.
And I saw tears falling from actual eyeballs and you could see the tear stains on the cement.
Now these women crying, are they, I mean the real tears, are they crying because Roe v.
Wade, are they crying because they think they live in a world where you can rape someone if you're powerful?
Because they didn't care when Bill Clinton was doing it.
I honestly don't understand this.
This is like one of those charismatic religious meetings, right?
When people all get around and everyone's speaking in tongues and they're crying and hysterical, but that's literally the same thing.
This is their religion.
And when you get them all together and they're all chanting, you get overcome by the spirit.
It's the exact same psychological phenomenon.
So if I was to pluck one of these women away, take them to a mountaintop and have a nice meal, maybe burritos.
Sure.
Nothing phallic.
Tacos.
Well, the burritos at Chipotle are so fat that there's no penis that big.
I'm pretty sure.
Okay.
You have three glasses of wine.
You wipe your chin off.
And you go, all right.
Why were you crying?
What is your problem?
And would she say, oh, that, we were just caught up in the moment.
I know he's not going to overturn Roe v.
Wade.
And I'm actually kind of pro-life, you know, when I think about it.
Even if Roe v.
Wade's overturned, it would still be legal in the Blue States, right?
It would become a states issue again.
I think what she would be crying about, and I obviously can't speak for this hypothetical person, is people feel silenced and they feel powerless and they feel invisible.
But you're not, see, that's the other thing.
You weren't silenced.
You had a trial.
FBI there, jury.
And you didn't get what you wanted.
You ruined the guy's life.
You didn't get what you wanted in 2016.
But that's what I'm screaming.
You did get what you want.
You wanted a fair trial.
You can't just want a fair trial.
They want a fair fiction.
No, they didn't want a fair trial.
Ah.
Well, then, isn't that bizarre that someone's crying because they didn't get their unjust thing?
No.
I mean, why would you want justice in politics?
Okay, so they are Look at these men.
You are so human.
We're going to be polite.
You're so human.
It just works up like that.
Black lives matter.
She's okay.
It's so bad.
How does she play?
What's Boston's got to do with it?
She's on camera.
F*** you!
F*** you!
Shame!
Shame!
Oh, that's a big one.
Shame!
Shame!
I don't know what that means in this context.
The shame of who?
The judge?
I think it's the shame of people saying we don't care what Christine Ford had to say.
But we did care!
We heard the whole thing!
And clearly, she was telling the truth.
I don't know how clear that was.
But from their perspective, here's the question I had.
What did she say happened?
He jumped on top of her.
He dry humped her, put his hand on his mouth, dry humped her, and then fell off the bed laughing and left the room.
Yeah, that's not implausible.
That's not implausible at all, that he thought it was a joke.
Yeah, I don't see.
I mean, I feel like even if a gay guy did that to me, I'd go, get off me, Kevin.
Right.
So it's very, it's something's, I don't think she's lying per se.
I don't think she's some operative because when you're lying, you have the story straight.
You've got all the basis, you have your story down.
She was being honest, like, I don't remember a lot of this stuff.
So something is going on there.
Memory's a tricky thing.
So wait a minute.
A guy can't be a Supreme Court judge if he fell on you with a boner and his hand on him.
But here's the thing.
They weren't going to vote for him regardless.
This was just a rationalization.
Politics is about what do I need to say in order to justify what I was going to do anyway.
Okay, so what you're saying is, all of these.
Are you getting all Kathy Newman on me?
So what you're saying is rape is fun and women should be raped.
Yeah.
What you're saying is that all of these criers, and I have more I want to show, are acting.
Like, look at this one.
Is that the video or just the picture?
No, I don't think they're acting per se.
Cassandra, sorry to interrupt you.
Cassandra's got a bunch of videos.
Cassandra, she's great.
Yeah, that's her there with the guy.
Oh, this guy.
There, there, check her out.
Exactly.
Everything.
Judge her.
I don't understand.
We're betraying a sexuality.
Does she think that she's going to have to keep the baby?
You're completely familiar with social psychology.
And when people get roots and it becomes this kind of neurotic emotional thing.
I know, but there's so many of them.
This is so beyond Scientology.
Show another one.
It's a cult.
these people have been taught since birth through every form of media and in school that this is appropriate and Camille Carley calls it institutionalized neurosis.
Oh wait, stop.
Oh wait, this is the best one.
This works.
These big doors.
What do they think is on the other side?
What do they think is on the other side?
A big gold key?
No, it's a key.
And that takes you to the next place.
Here's the other thing.
You say you're talking about...
Those doors are fine.
That's not how you do it.
That's not rioting.
The doors are fine.
The cars are fine.
You're crying on the floor.
That's not a riot.
This is how you riot.
You start fires with Molotov cocktails.
Break windows.
Break windows.
And then when the fire department comes, you stab the fire hoses.
Yes.
Help dilute that forward.
There's got to be at least one car tipped over.
You've got to be standing on a car.
There has to be shirtlessness.
Yep.
Looting.
Take your t-shirt off and put it on your head as a mask and then hold up your fist like that on top of the overturned car.
I don't think a single CBS lost a single product.
All the lacroix was still in the water cooler, ready to be purchased by these people.
What a bizarre group of babies.
And, you know, there's this strange pattern here where they go, oh, this was my favorite one.
I know you like the doors best, but this woman was screaming, just screaming at the top of her lungs.
We are sick of this.
And she used the word patriarchal, bullshit.
This is more colonization.
This, on Columbus Day, homophobia, racism, and bigotry towards the LGBTQ community.
Right.
What the hell has that got to do with Kavanaugh?
What was amazing is that if we were in saner times, we had Susan Collins praising Kavanaugh's gay rights record on the floor of the Senate, a Republican woman.
If this were saner times, this would be regarded as a huge step forward.
Like, look, we have a Republican praising the conservative Supreme Court justice gay rights record.
But it's completely oblivious to this because ideas that haven't been derived from evidence aren't going to be dissuaded by evidence.
You're dealing with a fundamentalist faith.
And once people acknowledge that and realize that, it's a lot easier to drive them crazy.
All right.
So your contention is this is North Korea.
No.
North Korea, there's a gun to those people's heads.
And they're watching each other.
So those are fake tears in North Korea?
It's a mix.
Because they're also crying because what the f ⁇ happens now.
That's part of the tears.
And part of this, everyone's watching me.
This is...
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Sorry, kids at home.
I get upset when I talk about Kim Jong-un.
With this, it's also people are watching, but it's also these are people who are being rewarded for being performative with their emotions.
So in North Korea, they're pretending and they're scared.
It's a mix.
It's not just pretty much.
And it's a mix.
But here, they are totally pretending and they've just sort of brainwashed themselves.
I would say delusional more than pretending.
Because the girls crying that we saw, they're crying because a serial rapist is now in the Supreme Court.
Just like when they said that Donald Trump, after saying you can grab their p, now that he's president, women are just going to have their genitalia.
No, they're crying because there's people around them who think like they do and they will be rewarded for crying.
Right, but the pretext to all of that.
The pretext, yes.
This evil satanic person is now in the Supreme Court.
And what I cannot figure out is how much do they believe that straw man argument?
How much do they believe that Kavanaugh himself is going to change the abortion laws and be lax on rape and torture blacks and torture girls?
I don't think that they are thinking in those terms.
I think they're talking in terms of how much am I represented on the Supreme Court and in the presidency.
Now the answer is zero.
And that's scary.
They got RBG.
But she has no sway.
I see, because she's outnumbered.
Right.
Have you heard the theory that she's dead?
Oh, that the nose is going to just slide out of her face.
Because if you watch, you don't see her blink.
And sometimes when she lifts her hand, it looks like someone's fishing line.
No, it's fishing line.
Someone's up in the raft.
Hi, Ruth.
This is something I learned.
There's a member of the Supreme Court who has a magic power, Stephen Breyer, where no one remembers he exists.
He's 80.
And no one ever thinks about him.
And it's like everyone's eyes are on Bader Ginsburg.
I predict it's going to be one of the other three that leaves before Ginsburg.
And when you say leave, do you mean this mortal coil?
Or it could be they retire, or they could be hit by a car, God forbid.
But because things have been going in such hilarious, trolly directions, I bet it's going to be one of the other three that steps down in some capacity before Ginsburg.
Huh.
And then we will totally control.
And then the lulls will be unprecedented.
Do you think Antony Scalice Was killed?
No, I tweeted that out.
It got viral.
I said, the deep state's really regretting murdering Antonin Scalia today.
Antonin Scalia.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What conspiracy theories do you think are true?
That there was Saudi involvement in 9-11.
And what was the Saudi involvement?
I don't know, but there were pages redacted from the 9-11 report.
So it's indisputably true that something's being hidden.
Yeah, I have no problem with that.
But the thing is, it was so cheap.
It was only $10,000 to send those guys to that flight school.
It's indisputable that they're hiding something.
If they're redacting pages, something's being hidden.
Whether it's innocuous or not, something's being hidden.
Maybe the American government is embarrassed that they were so friendly with Saudi Arabia for so long.
It could be something simple that.
Saudi Arabia had a rapier behind it.
What conspiracy theories do I think are true?
I don't think there are that many.
What are some examples that you're thinking of?
I believe that Hillary Clinton inadvertently is responsible for multiple deaths.
Oh, yeah.
I talked to Jessica Tarlove about this on my show.
I said, if you're a president and your job is to send people to war and you're going to cost Americans their lives, not to mention people overseas, why wouldn't you have a compunction about killing that one person to maintain your hold on power psychologically?
And here's my further evidence.
G. Gordon Liddy, who is awesome in his autobiography, Will, when Watergate was going down and he had the Supreme Court, the presidency, and the Congress against him, all three branches, he called his buddy in either the CAA or the FBI and he said, look, I'm worried about my family.
If you need me to stand on a street corner and take me out, just let me know.
And they go, well, it hasn't gotten to that point.
So he lays this out openly.
Yeah.
I also read recently about a case, I think it was around Vince Foster, where there was a guy who had been talking to the FBI, and they kept trying to make him say something, a blink to Vince, and he wouldn't say it.
And then he saw the FBI report, and there he was in it, saying the opposite of what he had been saying.
They couldn't get him to say it, so they just wrote it down anyway.
So here we have an example of the FBI committing a crime.
We also have examples of Hillary's people going into Vince Foster's office and removing documents, which is illegal.
So I have the Hillary machine on record doing crimes.
Murder is a much more severe crime, but you're already on the path.
There's already some stuff there.
I mean, George W.H.W. Bush, George W. Bush's father, was head of the CIA before he was vice president.
I mean, these people are involved.
But CIA, what we know about, was involved in those sorts of chicanery, right?
There were multiple assassination attempts abroad, experimenting on their own soldiers with hallucinogens, things like that.
So, yeah, if there was something that they did, I wouldn't be surprised.
And frankly, that's their job.
Their job is to do things secretly.
Yes, but not kill mistresses.
Sure.
And I think when you look at all of them, they all started around 92 when Bill Clinton was running.
And that's when his deaf interpreter, like the sign language chick, who left him, she was murdered at a coffee joint.
I didn't know this, okay.
Shot in the head.
They didn't take any money.
And then they all started happening.
Done before that, and tons since, and I think that I thought there was stuff going on even in Arkansas, was my understanding.
Well, she was defending the pedophile, right?
Right, but that was her job.
Yes, but enjoying it too much.
Okay.
But no, I don't think there was that many deaths.
Oh, I'll give you another one that I believe.
Okay.
Something is going on with Comet Pizza.
Oh, okay.
Because if you saw those photos where there's children whose hands are scotch taped to the table, I don't think it's necessarily pedophilia, but it's weird as hell.
Yeah.
Well, remember when James O'Keefe caught those Disrupt J20 guys, and there was a guy named Luke Kuhn.
Okay.
And he said, if you stand in our way, we will burn your house down.
We don't care if you're a cop, we don't care who you are, we will finish you.
And then they looked up Luke Kuhn and discovered that he'd been writing sort of fan fiction and essays about 10-year-old boys, sexualizing them and saying that young boys need a sexual mentor.
Just basically pedophilia crap.
And they met at Comet Pizza.
Now, was that as a joke?
Wow.
This isn't them meeting James O'Keeffe.
This is them meeting Project Veritas people who were spies.
So their contention was we knew that it was a James O'Keefe spy, and we chose Comet Pizza as a joke.
It's like the Chris Hansen stuff.
Oh, I just wanted to get caught when I came here for the lemonade and I still got it.
I came here for the pizza.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to molest it.
Well, here's this point.
I make this in my book, which comes out in May.
Kevin Spacey was a conspiracy.
Harvey Weinstein was a conspiracy.
Bill Cosby was a conspiracy.
Bill Cosby was a conspiracy.
Everyone knew.
We all knew.
When you have a subculture and everyone knows something and they don't tell, that's the definition of a conspiracy.
I think education is so bad in this country that people don't know the definitions of words.
They think chauvinist, when I call myself a Western chauvinist, they think it means male chauvinist because they've heard those two together, like bleeding profusely.
Right, right.
And I don't think they get that conspire just means a group of people conspiring.
You can conspire to put a birthday party together.
The point I make is the Constitutional Convention was a conspiracy.
They met forward the secrecy and engaged a coup.
Well, they say Alex Jones was kicked off of Twitter for conspiracy theories.
And of course they cite Newtown, which he said, or he had someone on the show who said that it was fake, and that led to the parents being harassed.
But that was six years ago.
Why'd you kick him off last week?
And they say, well, that's just one example.
He did conspiracy theories.
And you're supposed to go, oh, those are horrible things.
I go, what's the matter with a theory about conspiring?
Especially when you're most of his conspiracy theories, and it's ironic that we're both on male vitality right now if we talk about this.
It's not ironic.
It makes perfect sense.
I had a package at the studio today from InfoWars because I was advertising this stuff on this show, and I thought, I have to try it.
Oh, you stole it?
You said I could have one.
Oh, okay.
So I had some drops of super male vitality, which I think is just ginseng and a bunch of boner pills.
Yeah, it's horny goatweed, oats.
I looked them all up.
That doesn't mean it doesn't work.
Yeah.
So I'm not saying it's fraudulent.
And I do feel very vital.
I haven't stopped having an erection since using power speech.
So the effects of this are secondary.
It's really becoming a problem.
I'm going to need some coconuts to smash because this thing is not going down.
This beast is not being tamed.
No, but the theories that he, the conspiracy theories he has are always, or 95% are about the state.
In fact, even that horrible Newtown thing, which we don't advocate, terrible thing to say, was anti-FBI.
So isn't it bizarre that a group called InfoWars has this war on their information, and it's the state and big tech shutting them down?
Oh, here's the biggest conspiracy, and this is something that's undeniable.
A group of reporters got together on a secret email list to plot to have the same talking points in various publications.
This was exposed.
It was called Journal List.
Ezra Klein was the head of it, and now he's running Vox.
None of this is even remotely disputed.
And it's insane that this is the case where you have a cabal of journalists who are like, okay, what's going to be our talking points on how to frame this issue, that they're not all in prison.
Yeah, good point.
And they give themselves away too when they use strange words like collusion.
Collusion is not a word that you normally say.
And you just hear them go, collusion, Russian collusion, Russian collusion.
All these different journalists using this.
Or hacking the election.
That term does not, you can't hack paper ballots.
Right, right.
But I mean, they all said hacking.
And here's the other thing.
Let's suppose Putin really got into American electoral system.
For people, they're saying it as if that's synonymous that he was working with Trump.
Those are not synonymous concepts at all.
Right.
In fact, Hillary had been kind of friendly to Eastern Europe by helping us access their uranium.
Did you know she named her dog Che?
No.
When she was in college?
Oh, yeah.
She also loves Rules for Radicals by Sololinsky, which I understand is dedicated to Lucifer.
Yes.
Although the copy I have doesn't have it at the beginning, I think.
Is that true?
Yeah, I couldn't find it.
It just has your name.
Gavin.
No, I think that the frustrating thing I find with all of this, too, is they get caught.
Like, remember when Google was caught saying, I was very depressed when Trump won.
She was crying.
Who?
The girl from Google.
The girl from the CEO or whatever?
She wasn't CEO, but yeah.
Remember?
She was literally crying.
As she remembered it.
It wasn't even the day after the election.
She was talking about the election.
She started crying.
And then, and people in the audience are saying, yeah, I have white privilege is evil, blah, blah, blah.
And then the Sergei, whatever the Israeli guy says, we're going to try to fix this.
But the thing I found frustrating about that video is there you are.
You got caught red-handed taking the Mona Lisa from the Louvre with your mask on.
And the Mona Lisa is still gone.
Like, there was no repercussions for that.
And it's almost like the king gets caught doing something.
Well, what are you going to do?
Get him to chop your head off?
You and I remember perfectly well in the 90s when Monica Kalinsky had that dress.
Can you put that away now?
It's turning into an infomercial.
When Monica Lewinsky had that dress.
So now it was absolutely true that Clinton was a perjurer.
And there was that two-week window where everyone's like, okay, now he's going to resign.
And then he goes, I'm not resigning.
And everyone's like, what happens now?
I remember that very distinctly.
It's the same thing here.
It's like, okay, people get caught.
You expect them to do the normal thing.
They're like, oh yeah, I got caught.
It's like, what do we do now?
Well, you have to go.
What are you going to do, bitch?
Yeah.
Nothing, I guess.
So there's this documentary I just saw.
It just came out called The Creepy Line.
I had the guys on my show.
And they talk about how Google does all sorts of things to put their finger on the scale in favor of the left.
and things that you can't actually trace.
That's one of a trench cover.
Have you seen how hot she is now?
No, she isn't.
Pick up a picture of Monica Lewinsky now.
She is three times hotter than that.
Well, that's, I mean, so she's a three?
No.
She is a 7.8.
Monica's hotter than average?
Oh, yeah.
I call her Benjamin Buttons, babe, because she's getting hotter with age.
Same with, what's her name on Fox News?
I'm drawing a blank, on the five.
Puerto Rican Irish girl.
Kimberly Gilfoyle.
Yeah, she's gone now.
Yeah.
She's dating Don Jr.
Yeah, she's gotten hotter with age.
Sorry, sorry, I sidetracked you there.
No, but that was just my whole point.
It's that like what happened, like, so this documentary shows that, like, let's suppose you have the first 10 Google results for an article by Hillary Clinton.
If they made it so they all come up with pro..
She's cute.
Better now.
Clearly better now.
That's not above average.
That is my type in a nutshell.
I would ravage her.
Really?
Yes.
I would lay her on the bed like a canvas, and then I would have my palette and just go to town.
Yeah, she likes, I just, yeah.
That's the vitality, Top.
That's the super big vitality.
I've totally forgot my train of thought on this.
Oh, my God.
Creepy line.
A creepy line.
So if they could very easily make it that if the first 10 results would be pro-Hillary articles, and if it's Trump, it would be anti-Trump articles, you would never know how they're engineering these results.
Right.
And I think with all these women in politics.
Well, there's one other example where they use the guy from the documentary goes, let's suppose Facebook sends out, hey, remember to vote today, right?
What if they just sent that out to only Democrats?
That would clearly have an effect in the election.
How would you ever be able to find that that did that that way?
Right.
You'd have no way of knowing.
So this documentary is all about, there's all these techniques they do that you could never trace.
Well, that brings me to the next thing I wanted to bring up.
I was initially kind of confused by how liberal big tech is.
Oh, yes.
I mean, you're an Israeli entrepreneur.
You built Google.
Israelis are tough.
They're kind of right-wing.
They're socialists, though.
Israel's a socialist country.
I guess so.
And then they come here and they're all left-wing.
And then when James O'Keefe does his exposés on Google and Twitter, first of all, it's all immigrants.
It'll be like the head of ethics at Twitter.
It's like, what we want to do now is try to get like really thick Indian accents.
Almost all of them have accents.
But they're all left-wing.
All nerds are left-wing.
So here's my theory.
Ready?
Yeah.
Nerds are geeks.
They're wimps.
They're betas.
And they see Trump and any kind of tough guy as a threat to them.
And it gives them PTSD.
It reminds them of their wedgies.
So they don't want the alphas in power or there's going to be mass wedging, atomic wedgies too, where the whole waistband comes off.
Now these immigrants come over with their whatever they're called, their H-1B visas.
And they go, Okay, buddy, I want to assimilate.
What's the culture here?
What are we doing?
And they go, Okay, here's the deal: We hate alphas, we hate blonde males with varsity jackets on because they wedgie does.
So you get in on that and you hate, we call them ass.
And you censor them, and they're like, no problem, I am a left-wing social justice warrior nerd, just like you, buddy.
I agree with you 1,000% in defiance of mathematical possibilities, because this is one of my big arguments with the alt-right.
Progressivism is a very American tradition that's been here for over 100 years.
It very comes from WASPs in the Northeast, straight line to the Puritans, and that's what happens.
The Jews did it too.
Jews came over, including people related to me, and they're like, okay, we're going to assimilate with wasp culture and adopt wasp mores.
No, there were two types, right?
There were the ones from Eastern Europe who came later who were like, oh my God, those are the low-class Jews.
That's why when you had World War II, a lot of these Jews who had been here for a long time were like, no, no, no, they're not like us.
They live in the ghetto.
Those are beneath us.
There's a big excuse of that.
And I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I've got to get this out.
I've heard that the whole Jews aren't allowed at the country club thing is a myth, and it was actually native Jews saying Eastern European Jews aren't allowed at Club.
Jews and WASPs didn't want to go to the same country club.
They got different culture.
At WASP country clubs, it's all booze and one sandwich.
At Jewish country clubs, it's all sandwiches and one bottle of booze.
It's like Joseph Kennedy, where he's like, I'm not going to make my own Irish Catholic culture.
I'm going to out WASP the WASPs.
We're going to have good-looking kids.
We're going to be at the Debutante.
And this was a big fight for him.
And he had to bribe people and kick his way in, going over to England and being ambassador and so on and so forth.
So yeah, this was all started.
Public education started because the Germans and the Scandinavians were coming over in the late 1800s, teaching their kids in German or Swedish or Norwegian.
And the WASP were like, no, no, no, no, we have to Christianize you, Catholics and Lutherans.
And we're going to have public schools so you learn English and you learn our ways.
And then that's where it all started.
And then we became too affluent.
And there's something about affluent.
And this is happening too much.
Where you become a social justice warrior, like Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel and all these rich people.
Is Howard Stern got a social justice warrior?
Pretty much, yeah.
He's not a fan of Trump.
He's kind of weird on guns.
He's really big on public education.
Wow.
Oh, and he threw Alex Jones under the bus.
He said, you don't yell fire in a crowded theater.
You don't yell anything in a crowded theater.
It's a property rights issue.
I'm serious.
I mean, the point is you can't yell.
You can't yell at the movie screen.
Believe me, when I hear people say that, it's like astrology.
I just walk out of the room.
How is that science?
The second someone asks if I'm a Scorpio, I'm just like, speaking of.
Yeah, yeah.
Because we can't fix you.
If you think that that is a law, by the way, saying fire in a credit theater, it's not even a law.
It's what one judge mentioned in his closing arguments.
And even then it's over.
Right.
And did you knowingly yell fire when there wasn't a fire, or was there a fire?
Right.
So you just wanted to hurt people?
Right, right, right.
That's the other thing, too, with this free speech crap, is they go, well, you couldn't be inciting violence.
And it's like, no, no, no, you're assumed my motive that I want people to go out and kill Muslims.
I'm just exposing grooming gangs when I'm talking about jihadism.
And if there's side effects to that, it's not my fault.
I'm pretty sure that our founding document, the Declaration of Independence, was about inciting violence.
So this country was quite literally founded on inciting violence.
So if they don't like it, they can go to their peaceful country, which doesn't exist.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've often been accused of inciting violence because I enjoy justified violence, but I don't, and I think...
So you're saying no and shut up.
And for them, that comes off as violence because they expect you to be submissive.
But I'm also saying I'm going to punch back when you punch me.
Yes.
So we don't start a fight, but we finish the fight.
And then to enjoy finishing a fight is seen as endorsing violence.
No, I think it feels good to beat up a pedophile.
I think it feels good to smack a guy around if he was beating his wife or his kid in public.
That's justified violence.
That's not advocating violence the way you think it is.
The way they accuse you of it is they think you just go around playing the knockout game.
Right.
No.
No, I think what they think is anything where they have to have consequences as a cause is bad.
So if you're saying there's times when you're going to have to have consequences, right away you're the bad guy.
Yeah, and I think it's because they don't like – Great point, great point.
But they also want to have the right to beat the crap out of you.
Like I was talking to this guy, Alan Froyer, at the New York Times, who was a typical New York Times writer, left his girlfriend for an 18-year-old, just a vile human being.
But he was saying to me about Proud Boys, he was saying, well, you know, if you were just to sit there and take it and take the beating, you could show, you know, it would almost be Christ-like.
And you could show people, like Martin Luther King, how violent these people are.
And I'm, what?
I'm going to go get stabbed?
I mean, they're not going to bonk you on the head with a plastic bat.
Go look at the Portland things that are accomplished from these guys.
It's knives.
I had a friend who's a leftist, and we were talking about Trayvon Martin and George Zerman.
And he said, just because someone is hitting you with your head against the curb doesn't mean you get to kill them.
And I go, literally, what is he supposed to do?
He goes, you take the beating.
And I'm like, okay.
Like, when someone says that, what are you supposed to say?
There's no response to that.
That's a strange communist mentality, too.
My grandfather was a communist, and he said, if someone wants to come in my house and they've got a gun and they're willing to die to have my property, then they can have my property.
And you go, no, they can't.
Then they can have all the property.
I mean, isn't that how we have Genghis Khan?
Some guy just says, that's mine, that's mine, that's mine, and people aren't strong enough to fight back.
It's not like that guy's robbing the house for bread.
Like he's starving, then you can imagine.
Okay, if he's not hungry, let him steal the bread.
No, he wants your TV and maybe rape your wife.
Okay, at the risk of being pedantic, I want to go back to this thing because Trayvon Martin is a great example.
It's a Wikipedia away to see that George Zimmerman was not hunting Trayvon.
It's a Wikipedia away to see that Mike Brown didn't have his hands up going, please, officer, I just want to go and get a scholarship.
All of those straw men are so easy to see, but we have, you know, we had Pharrell with the hood up at some VMAs thing, and it ends with everyone putting their hands up together.
How much do they believe that story?
I mean, how much do people believe in creationism?
If you're going to show them fossils, they're not going to matter, right?
I disagree.
I'll just say one thing.
If you start with a conclusion and then you reason your way backward, you're not going to be able to change that conclusion.
I've talked to creationists who admit that there is evolution.
There's a dodo bird who died because he couldn't run away from wolves or foxes or whatever.
People.
People.
But his contention is that God had it all planned and he set the first domino in motion.
Okay, intelligent design, if they call.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
And he said, there's going to be some dodo birds.
They're eventually going to get wiped out because they won't have the nice survival instincts.
There's going to be starlings on the other hand.
That's different.
Who will just dominate North America?
There's many species.
This is my plan.
There's many creationists who think species can't change.
Or become a virus, number comes bacteria, blah, blah, blah.
like there's infinite intermediate forms still on Earth today.
So there's no real...
But that's rare.
It's rare.
This liberalism, this crying their eyes out, is not rare.
It's half the country.
Because they have control of the educational system.
So this is why, what Lenin said, give me four years and I will have the children for the next generation.
So this is why public education has to be the next big target.
Because they, I believe, this is the line I always say and I'll say it again.
I believe conservatives are scared of government when they start taking their kids out of public school.
You are handing over your children to be raised by these people every day.
Sometimes you don't have a choice.
You're poor.
I get it.
But other times if you're- It's not so cheap.
It would cost me $150,000 a year to send all my kids to private school.
Sure.
You were lied to about that.
We didn't take our land from the Indians.
And slavery, we didn't start it.
We finished it.
Yeah, but wait till they're teenagers and they think dad's a jerk, which is inevitable.
Then it gets weird.
Yeah.
Well, then I get them back when they're 22 and say, After college?
You know what?
You're totally right about everything, and I don't think that I'm abusing my children by sending them to public school, but I am working hard to deprogram them.
But college is different, and I don't know what's going to happen then, because my wife wants to send them, and I do not.
And I talked to Michael Rechtenwald, the anti-SGW professor from NYU, and he said, he said, when I get students in first year, they're not that bad.
Yeah, oh, yeah, of course not.
He said, they're pretty open-minded.
They're definitely to the left of center.
They're fine.
But they're not dogmatic and they want to hear the right of center.
They want an education.
And then second year, it starts getting worse.
And then he said, by third and fourth years, they are 80% totally radical, pro-Mao, pro-Se Guevere, pro-genocide.
Yes, yes.
They've been turned to shock troops for the progressive militia.
Well, isn't that possible?
Isn't that why they accuse us of that?
Right, like they always talk about white genocide, or they say, you, you're a white supremacist and you advocate for a system that promotes genocide.
That's why I'm not debating with you, because genocide doesn't deserve a debate.
And you go, genocide?
Seven leaders have done it in recent history, and they're all socialists.
And normal people don't conjure up fantasies about genocide.
Their definition of genocide is to make people feel dismissed and invisible.
So they speak a different dialect of English than you or I do.
So once you realize they're not using words literally, it becomes a lot easier to understand what they're saying.
So when they say like, oh, there's attacks in democracy, they mean socialism.
They don't mean literal democracy.
Like, oh my God, the nationalist candidate won, this is an assault on democracy.
No, this is the definition of democracy in the literal sense.
But in your definition, it's an assault on democracy.
Oh, so we just got to get like a little translation book, a little babble fish in our ear.
Yeah, and there's not that many, since they use jargon and they just cycle through the same.
Intersectionality and all these other words.
Yeah, they cycle through the same clichés over and over.
They're not sophisticated, most of them.
Like most humans aren't sophisticated.
Once you have those tense sayings that they use figured out, it becomes a lot easier to engage with them.
All right, now we're almost out of time.
I did want to get a little bit in about your book.
When is it coming out?
May.
God forbid they tell me, but apparently it's May.
And what's it called?
The New Right.
And there's a chapter on you.
I do call you...
Oh, speaking of conspiracy theories, I had a secretive email tell me that you are a fraud and your book is going to call us all Nazis and stuff like that.
I'll forward it to you.
Yeah, okay.
I do not call you a Nazi at all.
In fact, I run interference for you pretty heavily.
Oh, thank you very much.
You'll see for yourself.
If I was to write your book.
Why would I be hanging out with you if I thought you were a Nazi?
I don't know.
I guess you're about to skip town when it comes out or something.
Yeah, I'm going to leave New York for Austria or South America.
South America.
If I was, and the way I describe the right to the left.
Wait, well, I'm just going to say one more sentence.
One of the things I stress very heavily is how demented it is to equate white nationalist, white supremacist, alt-right, and Nazi.
These are different concepts.
And if you're a journalist, it's your job to explain the differences.
And the point I make is a lot more white nationalists and Klans people fought the Nazis than urban feminists.
Yeah.
Good point.
I see the right...
So we're talking about reality here.
So here's the center.
Here's the alt-right, which has changed, by the way, in the past few years.
Alt-right used to be Ann Coulter.
Now it's Richard Spencer.
Sure.
So I would say there's libertarian, a big swath of this is what I call the new right.
Lauren Southern, Stefan Molyneux, Jordan Peterson, Well, not anymore.
Even sort of Dave Rubin, Sargon of Akkad, the classical liberals are pretty new right.
Libertarians would be in there.
Some.
Some libertarians.
But then when we go super far to the right...
We'd have neocons, by the way, over here.
Neocons seem more similar than...
They're lefties.
But there's a sliver over here, the alt-right.
And they have very little in common with the rest of us, and they have something in common.
What they have in common is their perspective of what progressivism is.
So they have that same analysis of the problem, but their solution is nothing in common with, at least what I advocate.
I think they have a lot more.
I always call the political spectrum a Donut, and I think the alt-right has more in common with the alt-left.
Anti-Semitism, racial identity politics, atheism.
Sure.
They don't seem to be having kids, and they're pretty socialist.
Well, Richard Spencer says he's a socialist.
Oh, really?
That's my understanding.
I could be wrong.
Well, he definitely likes, I think, I shouldn't say definitely, but I understand that he likes the sort of Northern European welfare state.
Homogeneity, welfare state, you know, paternity levels.
I think some of them, one of their biggest arguments is welfare doesn't work when you have a mixed country.
Whereas if you have a country that's based on one people, you could have the welfare state and have it work effectively.
So is that what your book says?
I don't get it.
About this is what the right is?
I can give you the definition.
Is the alt-right a sliver or is the alt-right big?
So the new right is...
Sure.
So exactly.
So I'm going to paraphrase it.
So the new right is a loosely collected group of individuals united by their position to progressivism, which they regard as a thinly disguised fundamentalist faith dedicated to globalist hegemony and egalitarian values.
And part of this is the alt-right, which regards race, not racism, race, as the most or an extremely important issue.
So if you think race is the most important issue, that would make you alt-right.
I don't think race is the most important issue at all.
I know you don't, so that would be a big difference.
Yeah, but the left, so I'm saying new right here, sliver here.
The left takes that sliver and just goes even up past center and over into the left.
It's useful for them.
Because if you paint their whole population as Klansmen, you don't have to waste time talking about it.
Do they really believe that?
Do they believe that Donald Trump is a white supremacist?
I don't think it matters to you.
These Jewish liberals who hate him and call him a Nazi, 100% of his adult children who are old enough to have sex are having sex with a Jewish person.
That's a myth about Don Jr.
Is it?
Yeah, I looked it up.
So Eric married a Jewish girl and Ivanka converted, of course.
But Don Jr.'s ex-wife was not actually Jewish.
Ah, okay.
It's a two out of three.
We don't know about Tiffany.
What's going on with her?
The forgotten Trump.
I think she's with a Jew.
Is she?
Yeah, yeah.
They get around.
Well, when you're rich, you tend to be around like a Jewish people.
I'm sorry.
Here's the other thing.
If you're a New York real estate mogul, you basically are Jewish.
Yeah.
Culturally.
Especially him.
He's not coming from this old money.
Well, that might be the frustrating thing about all this, because you hear in white places like Portland, they call us New Yorkers homophobic, blah, blah, blah.
And you go, if I was anti-Semitic and homophobic and racist in New York City, I'd be exhausted.
Like, what are you going to go fag bashing in the West Village?
You'd be like those soldiers whose arms are getting tired.
Right.
And you'd be dead in a minute.
You can't, like even the skinheads in New York City in the 80s, they had blacks in their gang and gays.
You just can't not.
That's New York City.
Yeah, that's why I'm here.
Because you're a skinhead?
No, because I love that there's so many different types of people and that you can, it's fun for me.
It's not fun for everybody else, but that's fun for them.
I think I'm here because I love hate and I love conflict and I love being uncomfortable and yelling at people.
I mean, like just, it's almost like a term of endearment in New York to go, get out of here, what are you doing?
You know what my trick is?
What?
So the Cretans start using youth to do things in the subway.
So now they started sitting on the subway stairs, even though there's benches, you know, and totally blocking everyone's way.
So a lot of times I'll be back from the supermarket with like a shopping bag in each hand, and I'll accidentally just hit them both in the head as I'm walking past.
You should be sitting here.
I see that as endearing.
I see that as kind.
It is kind.
Now you know.
You were told, you didn't learn it that way.
You're going to learn it this way.
I'm helping you learn.
I'm a teacher.
Yeah.
I'm basically Gandhi.
Mike, thanks for coming.
Thank you so much.
We went over it, but it was worth it.
And I had a wonderful time.
Okay, great.
We're doing this.
Okay.
And then it's lovely.
And then at the end, we always do a long.
Just like Laurie Ingram.
Done.
Good stuff.
Thank you.
Oh, get off my lawn.
And I like you more as a friend.
Than a friend.
No, I did my version.
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